the HGH-jaw king of Switzerland editionCurrent and upcoming races:15.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT18.09 Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro18.09 - 22.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro18.09 St Feuillien Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.1 WE20.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME20.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE21.09 SUPER 8 Classic 1.Pro21.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE22.09 Alfasun Gooikse Pijl p/b Lotto 1.122.09 Paris-Chauny 1.122.09 World Championships ME - ITT WC22.09 World Championships WE - ITT WC25.09 Omloop van het Houtland 1.125.09 World Championships - Mixed Relay TTT WC28.09 World Championships WE - Road Race WC29.09 World Championships ME - Road Race WC29.09 - 06.10 PETRONAS Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro01.10 - 06.10 Cro Race 2.101.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.101.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE02.10 Betcity Elfstedenrace 1.103.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE06.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.106.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro07.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro08.10 - 13.10 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT08.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro 08.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/JBDRb1Eq>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>144401434
Pogi
Van der Poel!
FUCK WOUT
De Lie abandon!?
diabeetus bros..
>>144453958I do NOT like this squeaker
>>144454025lone survivor
My boy Van Wilder...
>>144453982no refunds
I still haven't decided what's better, doing Zwift ""races"" or doing intervals in the Zwift passos. I need a peer reviewed analysis going over 10 years to see the results.That being said, will be doing both, again.
DNF DE LIE
>Championnats du monde de cyclisme sur route 2026 is in MonrealWell might as well save on """broadcasting""" rights
Stier Abandon
Abandon de lieRusbert opening champagne right now
>>144454180Races are a lot harder and served me better last winter
>>144454180Nothing better than racing
>>144454180Z2 is best of course
Are we going to see any more of the race at this point?
>Kubis to Tietema teamGrim
>>144454430Maybe the real race footage was the velopoints we gained along the way
>>144454332>>144454356Yes, well, they are also a different sort of intensity aren't they.My only issue is that most of the races are pancake flat semen slurping with 100 people in a bunch waiting for sprint, so it's sometimes difficult to find an interesting/challenging one.>>144454418>not 30/30uh ho frenchbert?
>>144454466>my pet project KUBIS is making it big
>>144454573I'll say it again, do Zwift Racing League. Mixture of TTT, points races, and scratch races. They try to use a variety of parcours as well
>>144454624That's a step backwards
How can you fuck coverage up so badly? Never saw anything like that before.
Stuttgart broadcast earlier had bad video quality and uninformed commentators, but this shit is sub italian tier
>>144454659I didn't like the rules (such as having linked strava)
if the race wasn't televised, did it even happen?
>>144454573>uh ho frenchbert?I have 0 training knowledge. I just like 30/30s because I can be done in 30 minutes and I don't die of boredom
>we missed a chute that wiped the entire peloton but one guy survived thanks to nature break
>>144454668eh, their results are rather decent for a 2nd year youtuber pet project
>>144454851question i asked myself over this stuff earlier
>>144454668what a ridiculously punchable face on the right guy
WE LIVE IN MONTREAL
>>144454823They do that to deal with cheaters. Have to use actual power meters and heart rate data
we're BACK
>>1444549204 wins for the amount of kermiskoersen they do is not decent for a proconti team
>>144454851>bert is finally taking fake races and riders redpillwelcome to the club
just got back from my morning hike, perfect timing
>>144455056>Not using pedals
>>144455056>morning hikeIt's already 20:15 bert
>>144455003zrl is good and this gets rid of the most blatant cheating at least
>>144455056That's the place you chuted a few months ago
>>144455127it's nearby, all the scenery looks pretty similar
Real answer is probably just whatever makes you more motivated to r*pe. Be it racing or intervals while watching hentai
>>144455090>time zones used to be such a preposterous notion that theyre a running gag throughout the entirety of Around the World in Eighty Days>german humor still has us making jokes over them
ABANDON BERTIOL
My boy, not like that
>>144455200Yeah, I just did random routes last year trying to beat my times on the climbs and sprintsJust get the hours in
>>144455251What going to Astana does to a mf.
>>144455288For me it's the wahoo on location where I watch this dude ride in good places
I have seen enough, I expect a long range attack
>>144455392>remco lapping the peloton in Denmark but its Ayuso on the run from Pogacar
what's Moho up to
Moho with the intervals for the WC
>>144455319why did he do it.....
>>144455698got bullied out of ef
>>144455698Massive contract
le cycling-is-math-and-physics-man on the attack
>le cycling-is-chemistry-and-pharmacology-man
>AranbaruThis bothers me.
>>144455881ah-ran-BOO-rooah-JOO-sohlath-KAH-noh
someone stop meim eating a schnitzel with a side of salat
>>144456055I just ate my 3rd burger for today with some hasselback potatoes
>>144456055i shall compliment you on your food choice
this is PCSman?
>>144456055immediately puke it back up fucker
>>144456121I thought Bert LIP was the true PCSman
>>144456055>Nils Pollitt eating a schnitzel
>>144456121Looks like that jewish streamer or podcaster or whatever.
That Gelders kid ain't so bad for a fake rider
>Ayuso already done
ABANDON AYUSO PESQUERA
>>144456219Is he though?
>>144456229what a life
glutton bert, opinion on vegmite pancake?
Nagging figures in the chat chimping out about Bini, surprisingly, not contesting this.
>>144456266
>>144456219>>144456222No way he stays on the team right
>>144456266Holy shit this is a GREAT idea.Stealing it fr no cap.
>>144456255He actually lives the dream.
>>144456165poor guy looks like bobbie traksel
>>144456304Still has 4 years left on his contract. Doubt a lot of teams could afford him.
Yeah, Bauke was a scam, should have listened to myself and pick Skujins.
>>144456367You took mollememe?
choo choo motherfuckers
>>144456367picking baukefraud in the current year lol
Gaps.
>poleberts last velogoober team before drowing included bauke mollema
>>144456394Yes, I warned everyone and myself >>144393826
My boy bardet is there. Should have picked him
>>144456450They're gonna put it on his tombstone
pogimerdauaeculo
wtf did the entire peloton have a late night at L'Express?
>>144456450I'll be fine, but Breslau might get sharted hard, they have an almost brand new anti-flood infrastructure, time to test it in production.
lol
>>144456527Once you get dropped in such a circuit it's over
>>144456527course is simply too hard
>>144456527Circuits races are like that. Might as well stop once you're dropped
>>144456527who the hell is Sam Brand?
Looks an awful lot like the giro
Blinged out.
The big favourite of Steve Chainel lâché
>>144456642pcsAI is at it again
>>144456527>Still 6/6
>>144456696Must be sick
>>144456642PCSman drunkposting from the beach again
>>144456642Kek that hand.
>moho
>>144456642nah it has to be be the Tour of Fuzhou trophy, no way Gamergate Shart and Hindlel ever won the giro
>>144456758>My calculations....there must be some variable I'm not account for
top-5 will be: PogiPowlessJorgoBardetBaudin
The chessman wins today
top-5 will be:Fisher-BlackKeldermanWillamsBaukePogi
>>144456877but enough about Lombardia
>>144456877Fisher-Black already abandoned
Novak-Majka duo eat atleast 50kg of rare beef a month
>>144456991kwab
>>144456991did this just happen?
>>144456991fawkyou can tell when the guy went down, he was just expecting to get demolished
>>144456991good stuff alround
>>144457078it's u23 women EC
>>144457088now now bert, dont start missgendering the cyclistas
>>144457089please don't post that, you'll summon him (I think he's banned)
>>144457078It's the morning EC women's juniors race that Puck won
>>144457122cheers
>>144457136>Hee-hee, look bert, I'm larping at being domestic
Very small pedalton.
So Pogi attacks now or next lap?
>>144457138He's been banned 50 times that doesn't stop him
Okay I am watching this shit race. When will Baudin attack thermonucleaire
>>144456991nice chute brutale
>>144457138
>>144457201she's ok, she is cute and not cringe
Booked in for yoga class tomorrow. never done it before. hope the quality is decent
>>144457264it's surprisingly hard if you've never done it before. Great for body awareness, flexibility, and core
>>144457149>another Puck
>>144457317only one procyclista puck around
can Pogi just attack already and end this shit race
>>144457299>Dynamic yoga poses designed to stretch and strengthen the body and relax the mind. Take some time to learn how to control your breathing, your thoughts and get to know your body.sounds good
I have seen enough. GEE will drop these fools
Pogi weirdly out of position
is van wilder still alive?
I've seen enough, Memco wins the worlds.
son of jorgen
Lidl guy humbled
Ala looks good. so he will prob die soon
ATTAQUE DE POGGERS
BAM
lame
he's ended it
>lame
POGI POGI POGI
>>144457486chuted a while ago
Not unexpected.
Same thing in two weeks
Attaque thermonuncléaire de Tadeja Pogacara
the face of pure hatred of slurping
RAID THE UAE BUS RIGHT FUCKING NOWI'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT
jeezas
it's oger
Pog had enough
does my eyes lie or is Pogi actually sweating for the first time this year?
he looks so fucking strong attacking like this
>>144457691It's very humid in Montréal
I'm going to SQUEAK
>>144457691I was thinking that too, he looks way sweatier, and tan, than normal
Pog's legs looking ripped for once. It's truly over for everyone else. He is evolving
>>144457691he looks sick, the extreme match burning finally has taken its toll, his season is over
Pogacar is 100% a Ozempic fiend
>>144457691Not fucking around after his worst one day result in over a year
>>144457720I'll postpone the squeaking until he actually reaches the finish line solo
>calling out FuglsangBrian please
>>144457136>protein brownieHow subtle
For fuck sake I went streching for 5 minutes thinking it was safe
putting that 450W FTP to good use
Oh they slurping..
>pedalton looking behindthese fucking slurpers
Is that the Sheikh? The Jayco runner
>>144457879yeah petty sure
>only 24"ngmi
that's a lot of SALT on his bibs
>>144457910thats what Ozempic withdrawl does to someone
>UAE pulling>Pogacar attacks>race overI love Pogi but no one can say this is exciting. Already happened in Strade and Liege
aranbarrow wins sprint for 2nd
what is this muppet saying on commentary. they obviously CANNOT catch pog you clown. Yeah just work together and you'll catch him sure thing buddy. He's gone
g2 syndrome in full swing
>>144457818please I just want to squeak for onceit has been so long ...
>>144457691It's the biggest monument of the year. He's going all out.
is that fucking FUGLSANG?
>>144457910Doesn't matter when everyone else already decided on slurping
>>144457949He's gone he's dead?
should every race mark their previous winners with special numbers?
nelson powless literally closing that gap to pogacar
BASED USA
My velodrama looking good.
>>144457997Of course not, that was Gee
POWERLESS
Pas normale Gee will catch him
blondie has to come see me so I can measure her sock length
4 MINUTES NOW
Canadian RAI is shitting the bed again.
i pray to god Jonas is in the dope tank all winter getting ready for next season
>>144457691finally Strade coming back to bite him in the ass
Go away Powerless, you are not in my team
is that ion izagirre?
>>144458011They do, they get #1
poggers
Hey there is BAUKE MOLLEMA
this is the real euro cc
holy shit brian smith shut the fuck up you moron
who's this Ineos fella
What is Visma doing?
Sheffield almost missed that corner again
>>144458163Magnum "Dong" Sheffield
>allah
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE DE JULIAN ALAPHILIPPE
Inshallah!
is it time to stop watching races with Pogacar in them?
actual RACING
exciting racing for 2nd place
>>144458136When I hear "canada" the first thing that pops my mind is "mollema". It's gonna be weird when he's gone.
>>144458233this is great
We got this Alienbros
If he's here could the German bert link the AliExpress handlebar tape he liked so much?
>>144458233Watch races where the parcours doesn't suit him as much. See RVV, MSR, GP Quebec.They're always interesting
>>144458279Doesn't he still have a contract for like 3 years
>>144458233Perhaps. But only the memcoless, fishless or grugless ones.
>>144458125in this race every precious winner marked with yellow number
Wait it's bart lemond?
>>144458233what i hate the most is how hard commentators always suck his dickits getting really tiresome
BERT LEMON???
>>144458327No clue but he's about to go invisible either way. His glory days are long gone
This will be by far the longest solo ever of GP Montréal history
>>144458233witness greatness
LEMONIT'S FUCKING LEMON
It's bart?
why don't they just follow pogacar when he attacks?
>>144458280it was more excited when the feed was down
damn bacardi lemmen looks a lot like jorgenson on the bike
>>144458299>Aliexpress handlebar tapei hope you have all the children you wanted yet Anon unless the sattle ball squeezing made you already impotent
Old lady is really having fun ringing that bell
Bert LemmenGOD
>>144458408OHHHHHHH AAAAAAHAHahHAHAaHAH IMMAA WITNESSSSSSSS AAAA
>>144458423cowardsBasically only Vingo (in stage races) or MVDP (in classics) can follow Pogi
>Bart Lemonhe's back?
>>144458423
10k UCI points very soon
no juice left in the lemmen
>>144458505straight out the Teide tank, vingegaard ended his season early so they had dope to spare
>Bert >Fucking>Lemon
>>144458423Wtf why did nobody think of this
Allah is actually the 2nd strongest
Missing Pogi because I went to the museum
Healy you mong go faster!
Lemmen LACHEE
>>144458596Alaphilippe LACHEE
>>144458605Is that bettiol?
>>144458596posted too early
all the Mou and cycling highlight posts will be glorious
>>144458605Based cultured Bert.
>>144458557>they had dope to spareynr Sepp and Cian
>>144458668not the right blood type
>>144458605who is that freemason?
>>144458668that is them on dope, they are just that bad
I don't know if I would want to be Pogi for a day. To feel that level of power on the bike.
>>144458605thats goodyou went to watch art instead of watching pogibrainrot
>Pogi clearly not at his best>still gets a gap>slurping behindthis is just last year's lombardia
>pogi watching backwardsHE'S COOKED
Where the FUCK is Baudin
>>144458721I wonder what it feels like to fly up a climb at 28km/h without breaking a sweat
>>144458769and the Lombardia before that and the lombardia before that
UCI
based top tube sitter
>>144458735>Some French guy scratching his belly while wearing poorly-fit white pantsART
that was a supertuck
im cooking
Some dumb bitch on my Eurosport keeps calling Bilbao Buitrago now
>>144458864kek
the amount of g2 syndrome is hard to handle
>>144458883
He's cooked actually.
Allah talks and fidgets too much, dude loses 20 watts acting like an adhd kid
>>144458810Just get an e-bike as well
WILLIAMS Stephen DNF
>Pogi's bibs absolutely caked in salt stainsHeh he's just like me
Pello has the most squirrelly riding style in the pedalton. So stressful to look at
Bilbao spanish team leader for the wc.
>>144458937As expected
>openstream>pogacar alone in frontgg
Rogbitch will slave for Pogi at the worlds
ATTAQUE DE WILCO KELDERGOD
>>144458946Healy for me
>>144458605I've been to this museum in LA already
>>144459003immediately overtook by 4 other guysthat guy should just retire
Fulgsang in insane shape wtfget this man on the WC team
Birdsong spotted?
>>144458864Some of it is very nice
>>144458966I think they both with Strong got a stomach bug.Or a "stomach bug".
Pogi getting some serious moto draft as usualfilthy slav
bilbao ilegel
>>144459074Haha you meant doping
Bardet?
>>144459025Wrong coast Bertman>>144459025
>>144458883>>144458899i guess IT nerds have two more weeks left
>allah attacking with Fuglsang in his wheelgetting some serious flashbacks to pre covid ciclismo when it was still comfy
lmao Bilbo don't get yourself dsq
>>144459063I do like this sort of thing - landscape painting hidden behind a biblical or mythological sceneThis one is not very good though, looks very out of proportion
you don't see vingegaard do this
>>144459125Did I.
Dude is fucking SCHVITZING
you dont see vingecringe sweating like this either
>>144459245He did it in Ardeche. Dude knows the good places to ride his bike
This is Bahrain's biggest point haul of the season after Tiberi's Giro GC, no? What a grim season.
>>144459279>>144459281bertacek could never
>>144459245imagine flying all the way to leaf landno thanks
based Bling high five
oh no no no Lance will seethe again
That guy just gave him covid
Pogi should ride straight to the airport before some jeets give him the super flu
Should've driven up to Montreal for a weekend of fine Quebecois cuisine and witnessing greatness
oh no pogisisters we just go covid
reminds me a lot of LBL actually
Lack of flags, guess the tickets to montreal were too expensive
>>144459399I had poutine there. It was disgusting
well that was fucking lame
>zambaninifucking hell
>>144459431north american fans aren't obsessed with waving flags at races
>french commentators unironically saying Pog could have lost todayHe took 20s in a single attack lol
>>144459186Here’s a guy getting eaten by a shark
>>144459484im not sure austrian people are allowed to deny covidyou should watch your back for goverment agents in the coming weeks
Fucking hell Zambanini again
>>144459471ppattt, we discussed the merits of La Banquise a few days ago and I declared it excellentAlso enjoyed Au Pied de Cochon, the bagels, Joe Beef, Ile Flottante
top 10
>>144459532this is a good one, very good dynamism, it's static but you see the motion of it and the sequence of events, bold figures and composition etc
>>144459563real throwback
>>144459544might even be true
Gee nowhere to be found anymore. FUCK
>>144459563>Inley
huh van wilder was still alive so whoever lied to me that was mean
>>144459634he really did chute however
Baudin 38th. FUCK
what is the attraction of this dish
>>144459663there is no footage to prove that, PCSman can make up anything he wants
>22 wins this seasonSame as Sagan 2013. Cav 2009 had 23
Benoot has had a very impressive season
Only annoyed about falling for Mollema while knowing well it will be a good Skujins race as I am NOT picking Pog, unless a GT because then it is suicidal in terms of goombling.Van Gils, Pello rebirth, surprising.
>>144459689its soupall soup is good
>>144459690I am basing it on the information of this poster >>144453925 (not me)
>>144459689I had borshcht in ULAANBAATAR. It wasn't that great
real question, could memco have followed that attack?I kinda wished he did these races instead of cashing in in Shitain
>>144459805FUCK
>>144459855Probably not
Hessman pwning these two races.
>>144459855pretty sure yesalso pog sat really upright most of the time not aero at all. Remco would have kept up, attacked with 5 to go and solo'd to the finish
>>144459855Of course not. He got dropped by conti runners last week
>>144459855yes and so would grugyou could clearly see that Pogi aint in peak autum shape yet, he was actually tired after the finish
>>144459930this needs to be adjusted for the incoming bilbao dsq
>>144459930Damnit losing a lot of points here. If I still lose this...
>>144459499No they put it everywhere on their houses. Just in case you would forget which country you're in
>>144459930Moleman pickers rejoice. NOT an insignificant result
>>144459805It wasn't, I just leaned into your post and psyop berts.It is the MRE eating guy channel name.But thank you, appreciated if a thing like that happened.
>>144459947>also pog sat really upright most of the time not aero at allThat shit does not matter. Pogi and Grug just fucking smash watts and win while the aero autists jerk each other off for second place at ITT
>>144459930wait your seriously took bauke mollememe and didn't pick pogacar
>>144459930>huh, probably did okay>Place 32nd on race>Rinse and repeatI am so bad at velogames
>>144460038kwab
>>144459855Anquetil would've won it with style
>>144460070I am NOT picking Pogacar, period. Maybe for a GT if I have no other choice.
>>144460038didn't see grug smash and win this one
>check startlist for WC TT>Edward Oingerang from Guam>"Oingerang"
Has Remco ever won a race against Pogacar where he was the strongest in the race and not attacking between climbs when nobody's looking like a little bitch?
>>144460203Ppattt, this is one of the guys who got released from prison and joined a cycling team
>>144460148Only does thzt for proper races
>>144460235really?
>>144460224No
>>144460224Nah Remco has barely even raced against Pog at all. LBL 2023 would've been the first real showdown
>>144460224yes the one in Australia where senechal helped him win
>>144459960>>144459855Remco is also out of shape. Only grug is fresh enough in autumn, but the dude races 5 days per year so it's understandable
>>144460224pogi was so scared of Remco he crashed and broke his hand as an excuse instead of racing against our little seething manlet
>>144460272Some very dangerous guys here
>>144460355>guy on the bottom right is 51 years old
>>144460355christ
>>144460321No, they let him go
>>144460429And at least 20 of those in prison. Bart BUIJK still on the run but he will go away for a long long time when they get him
What are the ethics of creating your own category to guarantee yourself a 1st place finish?
>>144460663>FREEMAN
>>144459532Based fellow man of culture
So pogi team is UAE Emirates? In other words, United Arab Emirates Emirates? That's kinda dumb. It's like saying "Kek what a KWAB memco is".
>>144461234I remember this day, we just found him in the czechian ice waste like that
>>144461297They are>team United Arab Emirates Team Emirates
>>144461297yes
>>144460507why pog let him go? scared?
>>144461297the second Emirates is for the airline as a sponsor innit
>>144461297Kek What a KWA(Kek What a KWA(Kek What a Kw
>>144461297RAS Syndrome.
>>144461234I went to our massive Dutch wing. A lot of Rembrandts, here’s one by Aelbert CUIJP
>>144459532bert goes to national art museum and bland academy paintings are the ones that caught your attention? there's the Van Eyck painting in the museum with the super autistic details. you can see houses when you zoom into the windows. https://www.nga.gov/collection/art-object-page.46.html
and to keep it /cyc/ I found this painting in the catalog.
>>144462278The GOAT
>>144462278The ones that caught my eye the most were the pulpy reactionary Cowboys & Indians landscape stuff, but that’s an embarrasing thing to admit
>>144462518Tasteless mutt. Kys
Speaking of museums and since Pog just won at Montreal. It reminds me of last year when I went there for a visit:>Go to Fine Arts Museum at Montreal>See an interesting piece of recreating rococo art but with just strokes, not super detailed, similar to pic related >There is a funny and snarky note from the museum about how the artist woman took her time in making this piece to give it to them >flora yukhnovich>Look her up, she's actually a millennial from 1990>guess the painting must be worth like 1-200k>it's actually 2M>her "study" pieces sell for 50k+Lmao and my dad said art doesn't pay well
>>144462518I hear you they’re easy to digest
This book is poetry
>>144461234Hey I use this one in some of my talks>>144458605Interesting timing, just finished today the first half of picrel
>>144462860I mean I'd guess that you have as many people who can get jobs/gigs as graphic designers than as you have people who get jobs related to sports/exercise science/personal training. Only the elite make this much. She's probably also the daughter of a jewish oligarch.My Sunday rideAt one point I rode on the bikepath next to a pedestrian path and a lady started crossing without looking (wasn't a proper crosswalk either). I was barely going over 30km/h and I saw her from far away so I went as far left as I could (she came from the right). I didn't graze her but she still let out an audible gasp. I can't help but feel that she'll go on with her friends and the internet about how those cyclists in lycra are a public danger and that "bikers" are going too damn fast on the scenic paths, both multipurpose and cyclists only.Also as I was going home, I got into a staring bout with a pedestrian trying to cross, I slowed down to walking speed, but she still wasn't crossing and I almost came to a stop forgetting to unclip. Thankfully I didn't wipe out this time.
kurwa bros.... our response?
>>144464310Speegosh was a robot all along
>>144464310they have robots that work in fast food and fast casual kitchens now. We're heading for mass unemployment
>>144463957I only jest, it's like saying cycling is fine because a bunch of top tier make millions. But she can probably make as much as pogi with 1-2 paintings and like 30-50 studies. Doesn't seem that hard. Pic related is at Montreal. Also>Her mother was a teacher; her father was in the navy
>>144464470art, especially modern art is just a meme for money laundering innit
>>144464495You don't know what money laundering is, art, just like pokemon cards or retro games on ebay is subject to financial speculation because that's the logical outcome of the commodification of the world
>>144464667>>144464695yeah bro totally
>>144464310To już koniec...
Jägerschnitzel after the museum
>>144464695I missed you fren. As usual you are correct AND based, sir
>>144464709and once again the german flag lives up to the worst posters on 4chan award, congratulations. >>144464755I have no stake in society but I really empathise with those with something to lose, like their family or wealth they worked hard for. I am slithering off back to the scottish highlands to find work in forestry or agriculture but the ones staying in towns and cities I pity. It's only just begun.
>>144464695shut the fuck up you utter retard>>144464495how the hell you money laundry with modern art
>>144464810>Forestry>In bonglandBut you don't have forests. Only Americhads can into forestry
>>144464810lemme just post some unhinged garbage in the pro cycling general how about thatsounds like your parents are finally kicking your ass out huhglad to hear that hehe
>>144464782Looks good
>>144464850>flagliterally the most worthless country in the med so for that, you're eating a filter>>144464949up in the highlands there are plenty of forests, they plant pine everywhere and it grows like a beanstalk
>>144464956>unhinged garbagethe least observant poster on this board it would seem, you'll be chewed up with that attitude. everything is alright he tells himself, wimpering in his wee little flat without a penny to scratch his arse with. germans are almost as gullible and submissive as anglos holy shit.
>>144464695man I need to read more Philip k dick, I miss this
>>144464988>forestry It's a lot of work for shit pay. Only do it if you're young and genuinely interested in nature. You will learn lots fren
>>144465024did they kick you out because you refused the meds?
>>144464495Meh, I like it. I guess I could see myself paying 3-5k for that. Maybe 15k if I was really comfortable. And I wouldn't put past it being 200k initially. But when I saw her paintings going for 1-2M that was crazy. But I guess that's just art these days
>>144465038I not so secretly love the chaos and societal breakdown. in britain it's happening extremely fast and I see it day to day, like rats chewing each others feet off. you walk out and there's endless violence and aggression. people driving like cunts, knocking into you in the shops. foreigners absolutely sprawled across the coutnry like some infestation. I love hearing the new authoritarian laws they bring in, the dismay from a portion of society, they applaud from the other. this is the stuff of nightmares, I grew up on pol and never thought it'd get this bad this quick but I love every minute of it. it's a 5d lifelong movie spectacular that we can interact with and experience.
>>144463957I got my kickr and mywhoosh installed hehe I'm a pro now
>>144463789About trains or are you a surgeon/anatomist?
>>144460013yes, that is the stupid thing we do instead
>>144465079https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoIIwe're going up next week to the highlands on a holiday/lobbying trip to encourage my mother to move there because my dad already sees his future there. I pay nothing, I get welfare and I exercise all day or play guitar or manor lords. idk bro kinda seems in this fucked up modern society I'm winning, I'm visma lease a kike
>>144464850buy anonymously and sell it on. very little regulation. and you can make up whatever price you want. also used for tax avoidance.
>>144465186race me on zwift
>Both schizos revved up simultaneously Hold onto your butts
>>144465307live stream it
>>144465318I really thought the burger one might be gone
>>144465307I don't have zwift yet but I could make one. What's your username, or email me it dfh984@proton.me
>>144465497I don't want to be a nuisance to my frens like I have been, I'm irritable since I quit nicotine is all. Sorry frens
>>144465510We should do a cyc world road race champs before Christmas. Loser nation buys everyone's gels for the year.
>>144465675Meds have nuked my thresholds and anaerobic capacity and I just had a low week, couldn't do 550w for a minute indoors yesterday, 320 for 5 minutes. Coming off now anyway but I'm fucking dead in the water. Lodging heavy weights though so idk what the fuck is happening
>>144465675Waar schizo Polak?He makes quality schizo posts.
>>144465675Lmao>>144465715I'm not giving out my address, do you even schizo bro?
My new cassette is so pretty. think I should get a chain checker tool, so I have an excuse to put a new one on
>>144466482do you even ride your bike or is just an ornament? post photos from next ride
>Jarno BELLEND
>>144465186you'll probably end up doing more volume than I will soon. Did slightly under 100km this week, not sure how much I should increase it over time.
>>144466606Yes fren I just posted a ride 3 days ago from intervals.icu and was mocked by a Belgian who called me old. Right now I'm downloading mywhoosh maps and reading a book on based anquetil in the mean time. You want me to take just random pictures of the scenery from my ride? Do you use my whoosh?
>>144466890pls pay attention. I don't ride indoors. Yes post and outdoor photo of a real ride
>>144466930Now I remember you said that before. I will, now that I've been riding on the road recently since I got some rear lights and tools+skills to change flats. Beautiful bike, what is that. Bmc team machine?
>>144466930How is that bike standing up, do you have a kickstand
>>144466930how do you prop your bike like that without a kickstand
the bike is leaning against the grass
we are witnessing the greatest doper of all time
>>144467367Mahomes?
>>144467342Why are you anti-trainer?
>>144466763Yeah now that I can just hop on my bike anytime. I'm about to play around in mywhoosh now that it downloaded. And britzcho never emailed me, he backed down from the challenge
/bh/football season startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhl-Cs1-sG4
cyclisme
>>144471007Unban superman you cowards.
>>144469755can't wait for hockey preseason games to start. the habs should be doing much better this year, even if we get bogged down by injuries once again, we still have so much more firepower than before.Eating homemade burrito bowl sloppa. So much better, cheaper and bigger portions than chipotle and their clones.
>>144471358>Home made sloppaYou know you would fren
>>144471928at first i thought it was penne or ziti. I'm a big advocate of making things at home but, fries is something I stopped doing, not a fan of deep frying at home desu. Also I hate prepping potatoes so much. I'll have frozen fries in the air fryer once in a while though, the battered/coated super crispy salty type of frozen fries.
>>144472103This was super crispy fries. Then ground beef/ground liver cooked in butter with salt and chili powder, then combined with mayonnaise, didn't even need cheese
>>144472216And ground beef heart
>>144472278>beef heartThere's this North African corner store/grill restaurant that does baguette sandwiches with skewers of meat grilled on charcoal. They have all the usual suspect like kofta, merguez, chicken, lamb, beef filet, but the real gem there is the lamb heart sandwich. It's chunkier pieces than mince, and they probably remove the chewiest parts, but man is it flavorful and it's got a nice texture to it that isn't too hard or chewy. Served with lettuce, onions, tomato, pickled pink turnips, olives, harissa, garlic sauce and french fries.
>>144472595Sounds great. A casual restaurant here would want 20 dollars for just the sandwich and it would suck. Corner stores and food trucks are the final solution to the normgroid restaurant question
c'est fini
>>144464695banned for speaking the truth
>>144476415Many such cases
Cyclingbros our response?
>>144476468what do they even mean by difficulty?
>>144476468Ignore
>>144476468>ESPNInto the trash it goes. They don't know anything about sports.
>>144476484>The ten criteria that ESPN had the panel judge the sports on were: endurance, strength, power, speed, agility, flexibility, mental toughness, perseverance, hand-eye coordination and tactics.
>>144476468>ESPN
>>144476468How hard is it really to take drugs and pedalIf anything they are overrating cycling.Putting it over things like Handball or FencingWhat skill does it take to do what Pogacar or mvdp does? attacking with 80 km to go takes skill?It's a skill to have marmelade thick blood without having a heart attack?Cyc are some Low IQ morons.. >it takes skill to do downhillyeah so you don't die like Gino Mader (rip) ?A competition in not crashing and having your skull crushed.. Sick. Ban this "sport"
>>144464310Someone has to clean the cleaning robot.
>>144465196>are you a surgeon/anatomist?No, but I work with a lot of medical data
this feels like winter break
>>144476468now this is shitposting
>>144477152First CX was yesterday, next one is 12th october
Has Kurwabert drowned in BIG Central European FLOODS of 2024 OFFICIAL /bet/>No 1.72>Yes 2.34
>>144477579what the fuck
>>144477586can we velogoomble on this
>>144477628Algorithm fucked up between the dane and the dutch database
>Gregorie WATTLETpoor lad never had a chance
Le CX lad look. How contrived. Sad!
>>144477645Junior race results are fucking trip
>>144477650more like le dopeur classique
>>144477628hahahaha
>>144477650Hahaha what the fuck
>>144477650jesus christ
>>144477681it was because bleaching your hair prevents hair samples from working
>>144477650doper arc starts now
Mads Pé will win
>>144477650Is that NYS? Help me out here, I am a little faceblind outside of recognized context.>>144477586Very rude, although these odds may move a bit, it is a bit sketchy.Also me on the left, I don't have CZECHPAT camo though.
>>144477763it says instagram/thibaunys right in the picture
>>144477773
>>144477786pay sam fakking attention to the watermarks ya debil
>>144477719I wonder if they could just pluck their eyebrows instead
>>144477579First CX already started and Aniek already in her natural habitat - being humbled
>>144477650I thought this was Remco
>>144477813at least she's not dying yet
>>144477896has memco ever been this lean?
>Lukas KUBIS is happy that there's a czech runner in TDT Unibet Youtube team, because he learned czech this year and he will be able to speak with Tomas KOPECKYWhat the fuck is that supposed to mean, since when do slovaks learn czech to speak with czechs
>>144478058Isn't that basically the same language anyway
>>144478058yeah and>Danes understand SwedishNo we don'tIt's complete gibberish>huja haja shjade ukkanThis is Denmark talk Danish or gtfo
>>144478103Yes, the languages are very similar, but not the same.But when czech person speaks with slovak "person". The czech speaks in czech, the slovak speaks in slovak and they understand each other.
>>144478108According to some random website>Czech and Slovak are 95% similar>Russian and Ukrainian are 97%>Danish and Swedish 61%>Portuguese and Spanish 86%>Danish and Norwegian Nynorsk (what's that?) 97%might be bullshit though
>>144478142Is portuguese really that similar to spanish? They sound so vastly different irl
>>144478142thought Nynorsk is more like SwedishI guess not, but that's an invented (reformed) language some Norwegians use instead of the other one (Bokmål) which was supposedly too Danishpretty puzzled right now
>>144478142I can understand Danish decently enough to read Axelgaard articles on Feltet without Google translate because I'm fluent in Swedish, so 61% feels really really low. Spoken Danish is quite hard to understand though, but when it's written down it's very easy to see the similarities to Swedish.In other news I did 3h endurance, first 1h on the turbo while the baby took a nap and then 2h on the road when the nanny came. It was freaking COLD already, 12 degrees and pretty windy and I was there in short sleeves. Had to push slightly higher watts to stay warm.
>>144477152
Great now we won't have to pretend to care about the road cycling olympicshttps://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/olympische-spelen-in-los-angeles-conflicteren-met-tour-de-france-2028/
>>144478482Already don't
>>144477650will the real slim shady please stand up
>>144478521Nys is younger than that song btw
>>144478483>+3 this late in the gamesomeone is taking out the blood bags
Is it worth watching the replay of the euro chsmps i was busy yesterday
>>144478862absolutely not
>>144478862It was better than expected but nobody expected anything
A case of GPM rampas inhumanas
>>144478640coming for you lad, time for some pas normal velogaming
>>144478992207km following the river Inn upwards. You don't see the Giro doing 200+km long stages and going through 3 countries in 1 stage that often these days.
>>144479054Criminal profile for crossing the alps
>>144478483Getting a bit worried about Hessmannbert. This guy can be pretty pas normal sometimes. Contacting WADA right now
What's the whole 'slovenian teaming' idea? I keep seeing it thrown around, but does it really just mean Roggy will carry Pog and Roggy gets nothing?
>>144478640We're pretty tight in G2, one wild pick right especially one of the two Cat 1 races left and Slomebert may not be so slome and do a +5 or even +6.Too bad for me because I am not picking Pogicaca on any of WC or Lombardia but I am also confident below top10 G3 should not catch us.
If Pogi wins WC + Lombs this is the best season anybody has ever had ever right?
first workout on the properly calibrated trainer, suddenly everything is 10% harder. closest I have ever been to throwing up on me bike after the last 1.5min effort
>>144479438Welcome home, fellow wattlet
>>144479430Yeah, Merckx was a fraud and couldn't win a single monument in 74
>>144479430Would be Johnnyglamouresque
>>144479451it was good while it lasted
not being able to ride because you just broke one part is truly depressing end me
>>144479601>not having a spare bike
>>144479614>there's berts with less than 2 bikes and enough parts to build a third onegrim state of the thread
>>144479614>not having the full gravel, road and hard tail combo
>>144479635some berts are simply more equal than others
>>144479635still missing a grav*lbike to complete the set 2bh
if you have less than 2 bikes at the ready you aint bert
spare bikes are literally free, you can just go to belgium and take them
>>144479658you got a hardtail already?
>>144479690if i want to do MTB i just rent one (which means once or twice per year), not worth getting one here
i left my wife and moved into the mountainsweather not really suitable for riding a bikeit's so overi have to switch to some winter hobby
>>144479702wait so what do you have road and TT bike?
>>144479714>weather not really suitable for riding a bikeu a bitch
>>144479719road (rim and disc), tt, cx
>>144479752noice
>>144479752>no canti CX
>>144479714>weather not really suitable for riding a bike
>>144479752whats the difference between gravel and cx?
>>144479858geometry and tire clearance
>>144479858gravel has more relaxed geometry. cx bike is much more nimble for twists and turns, and gravel bikes have clearance often for tyres 34mm or above
>>144479858CX is quintessentialy a short race version of gravelmore back breaking geometry, also there's an UCI limit on clearance
>>144479438I'd do these without ERG, much more natural
Starting thursday I will have time to do some BIG RIDESHowever the entire country is under water, trains are gone, roads are either dead or covered with broken trees. The Erzgebirge and the Bohemian Alps are completely fucked, the Bohmerwald dtto.Will have to spend extra time figuring out where to even ride. The west of the country is kinda unaffected but there's nothing much interesting there.
>>144479714is that you Alberto?
>>144479842im from sloveniai use sat internet and the ip is spanish for some reason
>>144479938I am a pacelett aswell, is that still a good idea?
>>144480000how will you ever learn2pace if you don't force yourself to pace?
>>144479999>>144480000Duble quads.Nice.
>>144479999Brat it's impossible to suffer in Slovenia, just become a koča innkeeper and be happy
>>144479858>>144479923also gearing, the dedicated cx groupsets have no granny gears
>>144480051aye, its great for if i want to ride like a retard for an hour and ride some sandy/dusty paths as welli ride some crossraces as well but those are just for my own fun, nearly all of the others i ride vs are basically born on a cx bike
>>144480000What do you mean by pacelett here? I mean that do them on the trainer but just use gears (resistance mode), not erg. It is much more natural to change cadence etc. then and go harder or easier as needed.
>>144480051>dedicated cx groupsetsdoesn't everyone just use 1x street or gravel + street casette groupsets nowadays?
>>144479999Then just go skiing, what a question. Also why did you leave your wife. I assume you had no kids
>>144480108What program/method do you use to train. Oi want samm fakkin watts m8. I have mywhoosh rn, plz be kind
>>144480108meaning I am not good at pacing the watts to stay on the target especially if the intervals are very short. but that was mostly an issue outdoors with no proper steady rampa, maybe indoors its easier - will try without ERG on wednesday thanks!
INSANE startlist for Tour de Luxembourg
>>144480358
>>144480374gonna be hella good
>>144480384Can grug do it against the almighty Her/she?
>>144480402it will all come down to the TTskjelly will most likely win if has improved after the Vuelta
>>144480423Well he is an expert on "improving" himself
Damn
>>144480438skjelmose can't diesel his way through this one
>>144480438>horse category>the horse in question
>>144480438thats alot a lansagne
>Primoz Roglic admits having had dark thoughts after abandoning Tour de France - "I don't need to be part of the cycling world anymore and suffer all this"
>looking pretty cool
>>144480462>rog wants to quit>vingo wants to quit>wout probably wants to quit>grug races like 5x a year, probably wants to quit
>>144480470grug rides 4 more years and that's ithe's always been pretty open about it
>>144480142i was thinking about adopting cross country.just things that bothered me through out the years. there isnt a single reason.
>>144480470>pogi wants to ride 10 more years
new thread >>144480490new thread >>144480490new thread >>144480490
>>144480221Ah I see, I find pacing outdoors hard as well for harder efforts. No problem!>>144480174I have a coach but mostly just ride lots easy and do 1 or 2 hard rides a week
