last >>144432199
doyers
doyerd
dodgers baseball
Stros up
>>144462632
JHey 2nd Ribby of the day3-0 Stros
anglels
I'm a girl
The Angels are falling apart, lets go Stros!
hey mest how's that Braves cock taste??
>>144462817Unbelievable
KEK MEST
>>144462858How can we fall apart when we were never put together?
gayves
Rangers: 0Umps: 3
BUSCHIE
As a Phillies fan, I feel bad for the Mets and Braves fans. They spend an entire season building up expectations of greatness, only to self implode in grand fashion. I can only imagine how taxing this must be mentally. You're at the finish line and you trip on your shoe lace. Every new year brings a flickering light of hope only to be pinched out at the last moment. Moving forward, we need to empathize and respect the plight of the fans. Just kidding, fuck the Mets and Braves are gay. Go Phils.
>>144462990Looking at this picture is painful
KEK GAYVES
go Sneks
>>144463168rebuild season for the mets and you're only 9 games ahead, pathetic
Jays
>>144462632Doyers
>>144463395highest payroll in the game isn't a rebuild season
>>144463395
Blowpen time
>>144463395>315 million dollar payroll is rebuilding
>>144463191I didn't make it, just saved it and never bothered to fix it
phillies just have a lot of veterans who know how to nut up when it matters
>>144463395>but i'm on the ouside, i'm lookin in
>>144463503$317,778,899 to be exact
>>144462971
>>144463508If you got the original I’ll make a new one
>>144463395it's the 2nd biggest division lead right now
>>144463168Man the Braves have the most injuries I've ever seen in an MLB season this year, I'm just happy we're not in last place.
You're going to vote for your team's rep to win the Roberto Clemente Award, right?
>I read the news today oh boygg Phils ._.
>>144463635Actually insane how injured they are. The fact they're even in a wildcard race is impressive desu.
CB Bucknor ded without even being hit by anything
Feelin-sigh
>Lindor getting MRI tomorrowHe's actually kill isn't he
>>144463819
>>144463819lmao i shit posted it into existence
>>144463856Jew team
>BREAKING: Francisco Lindor has passed away due to lower back tightness
>>144463906
Is it time to dust off the doomposts?
>mets out>dodgers falling off>diamondbacks being inconsistentyep, I'm thinking Padres are winning this league
>>144464012>>144463856>>144463704>>144463545>>144463472>>144462971>mest stinky
>>144463612
>>144464124poodres can suck a fat turd out of my asshole
>>144464124I'll feel much better if they can snag the division, AZ is scary. Also Phils fuck us.. but I'm feeling gud
Schanuel!
Unironically how are Dodgers fans feeling rn? I swear the way Freeman builds his staff out of 2-3 good starters and 7-8 high-variance guys would drive me insane
>>144464585Dead team walking came early this year. Just waiting to see who will crush us in October and if we choke the division
BUSCHIE BLAST!!!
>>144464585I feel fineall the doom and gloom posting here and elsewhere feels hyperbolic I'm used to 100+ win regular seasons with late season losses against teams like the rockies and then early postseason exits losing badly to the braves isn't great but it doesn't bug me, at least not at this pointwho knows what happens with our rotation. maybe gonzo comes back shovingmaybe glasnow's prognosis improves who knows
>>144464585season is effectively over imo but I am a believer in what the FO is trying to do with building a sustainable winning team year in and year out.
>>144464585it's over. flaherty is the only consistent SP atm and yesterday he was lousy. buehler and miller starting the next 2 games guarantee the gayves will sweep the dodgers. will probably lose the division and get bounced in the wildcard round as opposed to the nlds.
R A N D YANDYRadio call on the was nuts
PCA!!!
>Poodres
don't worry doyers, chuck morton was really good in his last outing so he should give up 9ER today
>>144464731Allow me to introduce you to Charlie Morton Doyerfag, you've got a great chance of winning tonight
>>144464585feel like ive been hurt so many times before, im numb to the pain
>>144464803you must not be familiar with 2024 buehler, gayvefag. he will outshit your shittiest pitcher.
>>144464830The Braves are also peepeedoddooass on Sunday Night Baseball
>>144464209
My White Sox within striking distance of those 40 wins :)
>>144464730Obviously Dodgers are a model regular season franchise, but it's weird to look at the mid-late 10s Dodgers and the 20s Dodgers. The former used to have depth out the ass and now they seem to covet "the best" even if it's not necessarily the best fit
>>144464858Nice. Thanks.
>>144464935I made 2
>>144464910Idk what the reason is. Buehler dropped to us in the draft because he needed tj but guys like Sheehan, Stone and Gonsolin were later round projects that made it to the bigs. Miller dropped to us because most of the league viewed him as strictly a reliever. May was a3rd round hs arm with a normal developmental path. Ryan was a converted position player that was developed slowly. All the reasons I've heard made sense to me on the surface. Maybe it's something in the development philosophy. I don't pretend to know what's wrong.
>>144465069Nice.
>catcher’s interferenceAngels can’t stop getting in their own way huh
>>144465192We’re trying to lose though
>>144465122Yeah pitching is finicky and there's been other stuff besides injury (Bauer, Urias) that have left the Dodgers snakebit. Even if the Dodgers don't have a significantly higher incidence of TJ, maybe they're just falling victim to injury sequencing
my Sneks
Based Brewies saving muh Metsies from elimination
damn just missed his first hit
Nothin better than a 1-1 Slurper
>>144465122Just a guess but they probably put all their eggs into max effort max spinrate memes so those pitchers get the most out of their arms but they cause them to blow up all the time.
Sit the FUCK down!!!
Doyers
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDno shut out at least
>>144465247>>144465353I don't spend any time trying to understand why. I just cope with the facts on the ground. I put my trust in the team to put in a good faith effort to try to fix the problems.
[W]
cubs won that game
>FAGGOTbacksJesus Christ lmao
Let's go ahead and give those cubbie bears a chance now
Give the cubs a chance
Cubs heating up no doubt they're lookin' kinda scary.
Ya gotta respect them cubbie bears for that one
>>144465553Scary like your face LOL UGLY ASS BITCH NIGGA
Check out those cubbie bears
cubs faggot is here, see you guys tomorrow.
huge day for dem cubbie bears today
>>144465519>>144465527>>144465529No chance>>144465558No respect>>144465553Will lose 9 of the last 14 games of the season.
Schanuel staying hot, no matter how this season goes he's shown a lot of improvement
cubbie bears tack on another W!
I'm just a simple baseball fan; I love the crack of the bat and the smell of fresh cut grass. I would NOT want to face the Cubbie bears (impartial baseball fan)
cubbies dominated
Don’t count out those CUBBIE Bearslet’s give them a chance!
Let’s all give the cubs a chance
Tatis what I'm talkin bout
I'm lovin' them cubbies!
please God let the dodgers win today
>>144465620I love the smell of fresh female ass
how will /mlb/ react when the scubas once again miss the postseason?
Give the Cubs a chance!
we need to give those cubs a chance now more than ever.....
cubs won da hearts of millions!
>>144465671are you there god it's me doyerfag
>>144465695how's it feel to be a dumbass?
>>144465695Cubs won the postseason and you know it
who in this thread is giving the cubs a chance?
BAY wit da BAW di bang di dang shiggy diggy digishot the boogies and up Jom the boyers
>>144465671"I got you, bro....wait, did you say win?"
give the cubs a chance!
GG RANGERBROS MARINERS WON THAT SERIES MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME MARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
>cubs >giving them a chancepick two!
Cubs deserve a chance and you know it
Let’s keep it cubs related and cubpositive!
Nice one Campero
>>144465760>>144465741>>144465730>>144465699>>144465671Keep it cubs related! They just won. Give them a chance while you're at it!
Go ahead and give the cubs a chance!
let's go ahead and give dem cubbie bears a chance
cubs deserve a chance
as a former cub hater i graduated and am now givin dem a chance.
in my opinion, we need to give the Cubs a chance
Don't count out them cubbie bears
Give da cubs a chance!
let's give the cubs a chance
>>144462632Character
Cubs have a chance!
fuck off retard
Let’s go ahead and give the Cubs a chance
cubbies can has chance??
>be cubs>have chance
Cubbie bears are on a mission
Cactus Keck is giving them cubbies a chance
we need to give the cubs a chance in my opinion !!
let's give the cubs a chance.
Alright alright give them cubs a fair chance
Top 10 reasons why Recker is giving the cubs a chance
as a cubs fan please give me another chance
FUCK Mickey's hurt
Lindor status ambiguous
give cubs schizo another chance
Let's give the cubs their fair shot.
>>144466197holy shit that looks like it hurt really fucking bad
>>144466197>>144466210keep it cubs related!
killed an angel. moniak can go hang out with christopher lloyd
how do i make a filter work
>>144466268give the cubs a chance!
How long do these Cubs schizo melties generally last
>>144466281are you spelling my name right?
>still bitching when a guy's hand was probably brokenclassless
>>144466312oh about, 7 years going now.
>>144466312NYC LUVS DA CUBBIEBEARS!!!
enjoy the 3-day bros
Tonight is Femanons at the Park day yay!!!!
Spammy, listen.You aren't funny. You never were. You fail over and over again at forcing memes and then hide behind catch phrases whenever someone calls you out on being retarded.>let them truckers roll>schizo hours>do the Clarke bear clap>cubs own ur [faggot] azz >give spammy a chance>cubs won that game>big dogs gotta eatTo name a few.You are confusing (you)s you receive from genuinely annoyed anons for admiration. You crave attention, so much so that you are willing to sell out your identity by false flagging for other teams.>every time cards win -> "Subpeona xDDD" For example.You have an infantile obsession with mascots. Lou Seal, Clark bear, mariner moose.I am here literally 24/7. I know you won't stop. I know you will reply to this with some bullshit. I will not leave either.I simply ask you to tone it down so that way this genny isn't more of a rancid shit pile than it has to be for this year's postseason.
Is Turd Ferguson going to blow it for us again?
>>144466361sorry to tell you this but cubspie is also a janny
>>144466388I'm genuinely sorry.
Fucking Poodres. REEEEEEE!Just lose the my Dodgers can clinc the NL West already. Because San Diego loves the Dodgers!
Attaboy Adams
>>144466388I'm so sorry
>>144466388My bad
>>144466388Please forgive me
>>144466312until the quaaludes kick in
>>144466419idk about you but i kind of want the dodgers to lose the division, maybe that will wake the offense up for the wild card and padres will be negatively affected by that week long break
>>144466388
>>144466388I'm not a bad person
>>144466388Give spammy a chance
WE'RE HEREWE'RE GAYWE POST RECKER ALL DAY
we ain't even gay tho
we ain’t even gay
KEK POODRES
>>144466388youre right. sorry
>>144466388I'm female tho
>suarezmore like soreass
we ain't even gay!
>>144466388I'm literally a girl
we ain’t even gay, and you know it
we ain't even male
LeBlanc!
any oldcums here remember this?
>>144466388>it's all one guy
>>144466602
What in the fuck is going on in this cluster fuck of a thread?
>>144466602my grandpa told me about this post...its eerie to see it in person. chills
>>144466628honestly i’m terrified
>>144466628discord flooding
>>144466602not my gay berbs
>>144466628we've been visited by /mlb/'s most eligible bachelor
GG Astros. Got exciting at the end but they couldn't get it done.
This is sad. Nothing but retards and assholes in this one. I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.
>spammy has an indian call center ready to shitpost at any time
>>144466602gapeway arse!
Sigh... The wankers are at it again. Ugh.
I'm female tho
But I'm female
cubs fan here!!!
ASTROS WIN 6-4ggs AngelsGood and much needed sweep. We’ll see yal next week back in Houston.Onto San Diego tomorrow night
I'm literally a girl tho, lul
kek cronenshit got drilled
dodger sisters how are we holding up
>>144466861accepted our fate
>Lindor quite literally breaks his back carrying the Mets on his back
>>144466710Oh also i hope Mickey is okay
famous black guy day #23
>>144467092holy chud
great ohtani ab
>>144467178fucker is desperate for that record at the detriment to the team. hope the fucker comes up short of 50.
OHTANI YOU FUCKING SUCK
Ohhhh herro mister Jewish man you give me 700 gorillion dorra and I hit 50 home runs with no one on base arigato sumimasen
First ever McCovey Cove homerun by a right handed hitter
SHOHEI LOVES THE CUBBIE BEARS!!!
Go SNEKS
Chadres sweep the Vagiants :) GG GG Giants, we need your energy for out PS push and perhaps NL west championship. Best of luck against Farhan and sleepy bomel!
anyone else notice the vagiants have mysteriously disappeared while getting shat on by the poodres while the shitposting about the doyers has increased tenfold?
>>144467494based
>>144467818no
>sunday night baseballshall be listening to the radio instead
>>144468051way ahead of you
>>144468096>>144468051now kiss and suck eachothers dicks
>>144468256>now kiss and suck eachothers dicks
>>144468256you first
oh great another on field interviewfuck espn
dodgers @ braves, migrate>>144468334>>144468334>>144468334>>144468334>>144468334>>144468334
>>144468342why
>>144468358we aren't genny shitters here
>>144468342shant
time for a buehler 3-run-blast special
ffs Buehler how hard is it to be somewhat effective by now
>>144463168unfathomably based
its over
My poodres are 3 games closer doyerpacos :)
>>144468571good. fuck you.
>>144463672is it like the MVP ballot where I have to vote every day or is it a one and done deal?
Oh yeah, need to post my Chadres win good luck charm. It's traditional to have an Oddloop dance for my chaddies!>>144466781Sneak peak of Chadstros vs Astros world series. Can't wait!
>>144466388Let them truckers roll and Big dogs gotta eat are funny though. And I happen to have a healthy, mature obsession with my team's mascot, thank you very much.
>MLB doesn't have a super celebrity to drive in younger people to watch baseballIt's ogre
sewer sistas...
>144444444
>>144468833actually couldn't tell if it was just a shitpost or someone actually thinking one person is responsible for everything.
>>144468844everyone who isnt a tweenage faggot hates gaylord
can't take watching these Buehler starts anymore so why do I do it
>bases juiced on a wild pitch buehler? buehler?
Sneks win
>>144462906How the tables have turned...
my sneks :)
>WALKer
doyers are a fucking joke
>>144468954Sneks barely salvaged a one-run victory in extra innings after getting spanked the first two games.
Get the position player pitchers warmed up
Is it possible for the Dodgers to choke so hard they don't make the playoffs?
Nice try Broo croo, but definitely we're not going nice on you in NLDS or CS. Probably would want Mets to fall off more than Dbacks. Idk lol I just want the division lol
>>144469041yes, they have not clinched a postseason berth yet
DOGGIE DOG SHITS
>>144468979why would the braves want the mets to win???
>>144469047>Mfw the Poos choke the last few weeks of the season and miss the playoffs entirely
>>144469024losing by 1 run is getting spanked?
>>144468833>spammy was a phillies fan all along
>>144469312the walls are closing in
>>144469312>>144469328He's starting to realize the Dodgers are the Angels of October
>>144469312he should've gone to the phillies if he wanted to be on a winning team
>2 innings from Knack>3 innings from Flaherty>Buehler making it into the 4th inningslow and steady improvement from the starters this series
>>144469312>Betani when someone asks him to hit with runners in scoring position
i thought you faggots said the dodgers were good
I'm a girl though
>>144469500They were
>>144469500in theory
>>144469500They have no soul. Spiritually they are bad
>>144469554Lol shut up me too
>Charlie "Fuck Your Run Support" Morton
imagine
>>144469677Lol I wish I was that thin
Sometimes you honestly just gotta let the big dawg eat
>>144469677CHING CHONG LOVE YOU LONG TIME
>>144469669you complain way too much about a 40-year-old pitcher that can make it through a season healthy
Sometimes ya gotta let the big dawg off da chain!!!!
big dawg got ya ass
Hawt dawg up da azz pipe for my mettie jetties
Who are the good guys?
Who are the good girls?
Where my bad bitches at?
kino
>>144469854Dodgers
!!!!BADDIE ALERT!!!!
Who’s the #21 on the badges? Roberto Clemente?
>>144469986yes. nominees for the winner of the award are wearing it.
>>144470022Oh yeah that’s the Walter Payton award-equivalent right
Walter Gayton
>>144469351ah yes the havent won since 2008 phillies are so winning. dodgers at least have a mickey mouse ring
how on earth did Buehler manage 6 innings while giving up 5 walks
>>144470184much like your mom he spread it out
>>144470184Braves Talent brought to you by the Braves Foundation
>>144470222I don't get it
>>144470252basically, a smooth brain tried to be witty and failed
>>144470339Oh that makes sense
Lee started his wind up at 00 fuck off ump
The pitch clock is the gayest addition to baseball
Ha like your mom he said dude silly
gOhtani
whifftani
muh >RISP narrative
wew manfred made the call.
>>144470445tick tock
>>144470445Cry more grandpa.
>>144470445umps apparently pay more attention to that than the strike zone.
>>144470542he's right. it does suck.
>umps saving the dodgers>they can only tie it
>>144470587All pitchers need to blow their arm for me, the fan.
>>144470587>complaining about the pitch clock for the first time in September of 2024do gayves fans really?
>>144470611its an easy fix. just make it a full 30 second clock 15 sec to ender the box and 15 to throw a pitch. get rid of the full minute between pitches but leave it long enough that you arent rushing the pitchers
>>144470611I seethed about it enough and have come to accept it>>144470637I'm a doyer lifer
>>144470637>everyone who hates the pitchclock are bravesbraves living in your head m8?
why doesn't the pitch clock get more blame for the rash of arm injuries anyway? is it a coincidence that the same people who brought you the pitch clock have floated the idea of having starting pitchers pitch a minimum number of innings?
OH NO BRAVE SISSIES WE GOT TOO COCKY
even sunday night baseball booth mentioning the eventual destruction of ohtanis arm by the doyer butchers staff
>>144470918strike 3 sit down
>Mfw the Padres win the NL West
>>144470997but I'm female ;__:
>>144471055tits or gtfo and double on the sit the fuck down
if the padres win the NL West I will insert my golden ohtani bobblehead into my ass with no lube and livestream it
>>144471098you do that every night
>>144471079Lol what is gtfo mean
>no one covering secondwould've had a play on him doyerpacos
>doyer's pitching
great now Kopech is shit also
>>144471120get the fuck out
>>144471141but why
>>144471120girls, the finest opulence
>nobody covering second base
>>144471120Gimmie the female azz
>>144471175You love to see it...
when your $1B + "playoff" team can't set up a relay
gg dodgers
What are they dodging?
>>144471140>doubting the only good arm in the doyer bullpen
>>144471155because youre a bitchassnigger
>ESPN playing JPOP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxqYUbNR-c0
Kopech is 1337
>>144471318Rings
>>144471318antisemitism
BIG DICK WILLIAM
>>144471321the optimism has been sucked out of me. It feels like every game is a playoff elimination game to me for some reason.
plz mookie
>have to do sexual harassment training for my school>25% through it changes to tranny propaganda why get this shit out of here
>>144471405yeah i feel ya, i too thought he would blow it. just meme'ing.
love me my mookie
D O Y E R SOYERS
holy fucking shit what a shit show>manfred made the call and threatend the braves families if they didnt throw this game
METS
TEO
>>144471545
ALL ABOARD
KEKGAYVES
>when the call comes in
Barfs
CHOKELANTA
>Its literally gonna go down to the final game in Atlanta>>144462906Raisel Iglesias shat the bed, just like my closer.
>>144465671all glory to God
>>144465671He is with you always, my son.
>>144471602When did the shipment of juiced balls came? On time and on schedule?
>wake up from nap>doggies losing >turn on stream>doggies winning, teo hits a two run homieuhhh...let's go?
EGGMAN
>>144471675feels better than Christmas morning as a kid
My gf is crushing hard on Eggman. fugg I'm never taking her to Chanez Ravine ever again.
>Dodgers covering up for my RammiesThank you Doyers
MUNCED
D A TATF U N K YUNKYM U N C YUNCY
IT'S A GAYVES MASSACRE!
TOMMY AND MUNCEDWTF IS HAPPENING
congrats on avoiding the sweep doggie doos
>all those doyer fan cheers at gaylanta
someone webm that kike batflip strike out
GeneralShermanDodgerHat.jpg
>it was 2-0
We need nu tho
>>144471836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhoNPTpY0y0
>not getting swept is like winning a world series for doyerpacoskek
>>144471941>it's the tranny accusing schizo from last threadoh no no no no
ty baseball godsgg bravessee you tomorrow
salvation is possible in this life and the next
>>144471941you're gonna lose that wild card spot to the mets
Doyers won that gamegg barfs cya tomorrow
gg Braves
GG Braves. cya tomorrow for the final match.
>2poo right now
GG zestylanta, tomorrow should be fun
kek .. KKEKEK!kEKK!!111!
GG Doyers ;_;
>>144471941You are so mad right now
Fuck well let's just at least secured a wildcard spot. I don't think Marlins and Rockies gonna help us out anyways lol I just want our first 90 wins
>>144472025shut the FUCK up!!!
.500 soon
>>144471785CUBGERS MAGIC!!!!
>>144471785Cubgers dun got ya shook!!
Cubgers won today.
Cubgers mindfucked me
Cubgers in my ass..
I'm done watching MLB Dodgers were obviously given juiced up balls. Just way to fucking easy for umps to fix the baseball games unlike the NBA and NFL. Too much direct involvement.
>>144472113Which players would you have rather seen get all the juiciest balls?
>>144472113b8 em
>>144472127Go die, faggot. Keep supporting a business that will screw you over one day, im done with umpLB. Why would you trust a person who can get a direct order to fix games? They have too much contact with the ball, unlike in other sports.Baseball just needs to die.
>>144472113STOP THE STEAL
As a femanon I think I like the cubgers!!
>>144472160meds now
>>144472113
>>144472160My bad
>the disgusting chunky puke puddle Barfs
>>144471977we got 6 guaranteed wins against the white sox and doyerpacos
>>144472113Kiss the rings bitch
gay braves KEK
>check the Braves-Dodgers scorewtf happened?
Kissem
Faggot ass incels
>>144472113Umpies are our neighbors....chud.
>>144472607They intentionally walked Ohtani
>>144472607MV3 remembered they are allowed to hit in the clutch in the same game
Are the dodgers actually cheating? Wtf
goodnight
>>144472831bye bye anon
>>144444444
>>144472837and don't come back!
This is /mlb/
>>144473146But we're female
>>144473146This is /mlb/.
we ain't even gay
based mets keeping things exciting instead of dominating the other WC teams
>>144473278only on days that end in y
>>144473146I'm a girl
>lindor MRI scheduled for monday
>>144473278shut up and post graphs
so uh who you guys got making the Wildcard?
>>144474063what kind
>>144474128Age vs desperationYou and the old ladies both
>>144474160i haven't bagged an older woman in so long it's actually kinda depressing
Grannynati
>>144474093NL1. LAD2. ARI3. NYMAL1. NYY2. KC3. DET
>>144474202>an older womanSoften the blow from these civil war flag weavers you was porkin'
>>144474237what about dem cubbie bears
>>144474237
>>144474248fangraphs has them at .1% chance to get in the playoffs
>>144474306Give dem cubbie bears a chance
>>144474246nah the last maga broad i fucked was 24 and acted 14
>>144474237i want to have sex with you
>>14447432924 stone oi bruvva ?
>>144474373:^)
>>144474329>>144474373Fit bird looked like mother earth right down to the muddy ass
>>144474329I'm a girl
>>144474329I'm a girl tho
>>144472070Barfydoos
>>144474624>get's btfo in this thread after no one sides with his schizo cope>makes new thread and gets mocked yet againKWABOTY
>>144474237based
>>144474624Is this nu tho?
>>144474237Don't forget about my Chadres! We ain't out of this yet!
Don’t look now /mlb/
>>144476090Nobody was anyway
>what if the script is to let all the shitters win their first world series for max DEI points? Rangers, Padres... Mariners?
>>144474624Do we make this nu
>>144476240Is this nu tho?
>>144476184Let me cook
>>144476240>no /mlb/ in subject fieldshant
>>144476312MLB is mentioned in the OP though
Nu >>144476321
Let's go ahead and bake dhat nu bred to be on the gayfe side
>>144476057Bro reread what he posted and what he responded to
>>144462632SD
