make a thread dumbass
FAGGOTAVES!
doggie poos
doyers
Daily reminder us Dodger fans are SUPER DUPER GAY and love smoking HOT LATINO COCKS!
It looks bleak doyerbroswhat changes next year?
>>144468401Absolutely nothing! and you will like it!
Just give us the NL west doggies doo. There's no shame in defeat, and it's better off little bro to have his turn for a world series push. Also Chadres!
i feel sick
does anyone give a shit about mookie betts podcast
I would rather them honestly lose the division and be forced to play a wild card game. it looks like everyone’s already checked out for the season
>>144468473poodres may be the sleeper pick for this year's WS is they time their peak right + don't waste all their energy on the dodgers in the post
>>144468334remember when they were trying to make braves dodgers a rivalry
>>144468567It unironically was for a couple of years. Those NLCS in '20 and '21 were awesome.
>>144468587those dodger teams had so much soul
>shogay strikeout tani
Remember when there was a substantial bet on the braves made by an associate of Mizuhara placed in Japan the night Otani gave up 8 runs pitching in Atlanta? Maybe he has a guilty conscience and its rubbing off on the dodgers lineup this series.
>ohtranny
why is ohtani just swinging for the fences
That'll be $700 million please! NO REFUNDS.
every game buehler pitches from here on determines whether he signs for $5m next year or for $20m
>0-2tani
>>144468537I doubt they would, they seem to want it more badly than Dodgers broken 1 Billion dollar lineup. Their motive now is they're winning this for Peter Siedler and the city of SD whereas everyone in LA just wants to stat pad and play for themselves. I'm surprised we swept the giants too, Suarez gave up a tying HR, but we simply weren't out of the game man and swept bomel sleepy ass team, fuck him.
they’re looking absolutely checked out doyerbros.
>DOOKIE SHITTS>DOOKIE SHITTS>DOOKIE SHITTS>DOOKIE SHITTS
>ohtaniso what exactly does this shitter do?
waitwhy is mookie wearing 21?
Kek Dookie Butts
>>144468711clemente
>>144468711clemente award thing
>>144468722>>144468726oh nicethat's pretty based actually
>>144468711famous black guy thing
>>144468499I don’t
Ohtani and Mookie. One bad at bat after another. But at least Mookie got to talk about his podcast for a half inning.
mookie would rather be bowling rn
please God bless walker buehler with "good stuff"
>>144468778won't matter since he will not get any run support with this anemic offense
>>144468726weird because Caribbean blacks don't like Ameriniggers
doyerbros, what do we think about this new narrative in the press about bringing ohtani in to pitch for the postseason? obviously there's a cashgrab element, but would they seriously risk him getting injured again just for the money?
My dick is as limp as the Dodgers' offense, bros.
>>144468820yes lmao
this game is getting spicy
Ohtani & Mookie 1-17 this series
>>144468820it's not happening. risking his health is not worth it, and he's not going to be built up to pitch anyways.
i'm surprised its taken this long into the game for buehler to implode
>>144468820Ohtani will probably hurt himself for another TJ, never pitch again, opts out amd you guys gonna pay him for 10 years while he plays in Japan after you guys fire Friedman, isn't that the contract? Lol
>>144468878i will not put it past the greed and malpractice of this organization, thoughever
>>144468820last year they teased buehler coming back for the playoffs. it's horseshit
rick monday is shitting on buehler and his "non-competitive" pitching on radio
time for a buehler salami
What is kershaw is the hero of october, after all the grief?
It begins
>be named walker>walk batters
>ESPN so baised for the Dodgera they're complaining that catchers interference gives a guy first baseJesus Christ
Turns out you can't come back from a 2nd Tommy John surgery. I'm really pissed the Dodgers ruined Buehler's career with their negligent coaching.
i beginning to believe the function of the dodgers is to make me depressed
>>144468969i emotionally detached myself early this year, especially with all the "hype">lux sux
>>144468969a franchise established in 1883 just to fuck with me
LMAO
just hit a salami already. we know it's coming.
doggie doos
fucking hell
>bad offense>bad defense>bad pitching$350m payroll everyone!
lmao my phillies would bootyblast both these shit teams
>>144469045>no refunds
Remember when Walker Buehler was good?
>>144469054hey i'm rooting for phillies to win one this year
>>144468969Now we all know how people in Brooklyn felt in the "Wait till next year" era
>>144468334>>144469045>>144468666
>>144469045actually its only $238,485,717.00
>>144469072i remember when they poised him as the next kershaw, and he looked like it too. kershaw is lucky he didn't start pitching in the friedman era otherwise his career would've been short lived
>>144469089plus tip
>braves fans thought it was gonewish it was honestly but kek
>Minus the Astros, Padres have a easy schedule against white Sox, now faltering Dodgers and a fraud alert DbacksHmm.... I can taste that division title already.... But I'm not holding my breath yet.
time for uncle chuck to give em right back
>>144469107At least that one actually looked gone, Doyer fans strat screeching any time a ball travels anywhere in the outfield
>>144469115The dodgers have a super easy schedule after this series, they play the marlins and rockies in back to back series, then the padres and the rockies again at coorsthat padres series is going to be good
Braves bros - we have the best pitching in the game, we just gotta get the bats hot and it's over for these hoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0bkyARpl7Y&t=36s
>gay oscar hernandez
>>144469170>super easy schedule after this seriesso what? they're going to lose. is this your first time watching the dodgers in september?
>>144469183Hasn't happened yet all year, this offense blows dicks 90 percent of the time
Why do MLB players slap each others' ass?
>>144469207I'd laugh so hard if they did honestly
>tommy deadman
Braves bros we got this
dodgers are deflated. nothing can save them. the playoffs will be a mercy killing
>>144469256this is why i want the padres to win the division, so at least we don't have to draw it out in the nlds. knock these losers out in the wildcard, they clearly don't have that dawg in em
>buehler 4th inning>70+ pitches already
>>144469276
>>144469276there's still a chance they could go all the way down to the 3 seed and play in the wild card round
Starting to get sick of the Dodgers high-fiving the other team during the game
phillies mentioned :)
>>144469324what about the stupid fucking dance they have to do every 2 seconds
>9 pitch inningnice, the bullpen needs some rest after the past two games
playoff rotation>flaherty>Y2>mary hart
>>144469385I'd trust Mary Hart over playoff Flaherty
>>144469385ohtani will pitch no matter what
guys.... please... the dodgers are just slumping.... they are just waiting to time their peak for the postseason... surely....
>>144469412>Doyers>winning in the playoffsPick 1
>>144469426hey i'll have you know we lost back to back world series!
>interviews interviews interviews interviews
>sticky stuff ban implemented in 2021>dodgers pitching staff is plagued with injuries every year since thenhmmmm really makes my noggin joggin!
The obligatory Morton meltdown inning is upon us
doubletaniFINALLY
OHTANI DID SOMETHINGESPN JIZZING THEIR PANTS
DOUBLETANI
please wake up offense
why does it sound like a dodgers home game in gaylanta? phillies would never allow such a thing.
>dookie shitts
>dookie shartts
>pookie
>>144469683aren't the dodgers like the second most famous baseball franchise in the world behind the Yankees
>only 1 runstellar recovery chuck
>dookie butts
mookie... its not october yet
Doyerfags you missed your chance, Morton always has one shitty inning per start and that was it.
doyerpacos will lose 7-1 and ESPN will spam Ohtani's double highlight
maybe less shitty podcasts and more focus on hitting in the clutch for Mookie?
>known Charlie since he was a kid>around him all the timecheck this man's hard drive
>labatt molson
What the fuck were you swinging at Olson Jesus
maybe if walker spent less time make commercials and more time in the pitching booth he wouldnt suck so bad
wtf is this shit
freddie simply doesnt want to be there
>ESPN sucking Ohtani's dick again
How will ESPN cope when the Dodgers lose tonight?
>Teo whining like a bitch over a perfectly painted strikeEat a dick retard
>espn dropped their ohtani worship animation when he's not even battingwhy are they like this
It’s a pitcher duel!
>EDN opens another inning with OhtaniDude
>left big toe contusionkwab
bad
dylan poopoopeepee
should I pick up Mexican food or get stuff from the store and make my own tacos?
>dylan peepeepoopoo
Doubletani
ANOTHER DOUBLETANI
ohtani delivery
DOUBLETANI(2)
>bloop doubleWhat horseshit
his thirthy twoth double!
>>144470414one of my go to meals>a bit of left over meat>shredded cheese>wraphomemade quesadillas
Marlins defeated Brewers back in 2022 and snuck us into a wildcard spot, could I rely on good ol Florida weird magic to fight against the already low morale Dodhers with Rockies sealing the final nail to their coffin? Fever pipe dream but one can dream!
good pitch clock violation lee that may have single handedly cost us the game.You ain't getting away with that vs the DOYERS. You already know umps ride their cocks
>>144470536yeh used to like shredding up a bunch of chicken would have quesadillas for daysquickest meal ever
>>144470373why did she do it?
>poopie butts
>>144470573I had a little strip of left over steak from last night and it was enough for two small quesadillas. Had it with salsa and sour cream. great meal
im constipated and it hurts when i fart what would ohtani do?
>Joe comes in and gets him in one pitchShould have put him in against Ohtani
I'm never going to Taco Bell againended up double charging me on my card plus the next morning I was shitting my ass out for hours
Ohtani def on PEDs one handed swing going that far? big jaw ass nigga
And Shohei’s getting taken out… and that’s my cue to go to bed
>>144470640Japanese women are infamous for their infidelity
>>144470640eunji pyoapple ain't even japanese
>>144470630shut the FUCK up
>>144470718didn't know you worked there, jamal
>>144470640I went to Japan in March and I fucking loved itCan't wait to go back whenever I can
>MORE Ohtani dicksuckingFucking unreal
>>144470770infidelity rates by prefecture:● Saitama: 31.03 percent● Kyoto: 25.63 percent● Wakayama: 24.72 percent● Gifu: 23.91 percent● Yamaguchi: 23.48 percent● Chiba: 23.18 percent● Miyazaki: 23.04 percent● Aichi: 23.01 percent● Tochigi: 22.84 percent● Kanagawa: 22.84 percent● Ehime: 23.01 percent● Tokyo: 22.69 percent (Shohei's Wife)● Aomori: 22.62 percent● Okayama: 22.59 percent● Hyogo: 22.03 percent● Saga: 21.94 percent● Kagawa: 21.93 percent● Hiroshima: 21.65 percent● Okinawa: 21.62 percent● Hokkaido: 21.50 percent● Fukui: 20.92 percent● Miyagi: 20.61 percent● Kagoshima: 20.54 percent● Yamanashi: 20.33 percent● Toyama: 20.16 percent● Kochi: 20.16 percent● Niigata: 20.00 percent● Fukuoka: 19.83 percent● Fukushima: 19.55 percent● Osaka: 19.30 percent● Nara: 18.67 percent● Iwate: 18.64 percent (Shohei's)● Nagano: 18.64 percent● Shiga: 18.56 percent● Shizuoka: 18.49 percent● Oita: 18.30 percent● Kumamoto: 18.10 percent● Nagasaki: 17.62 percent● Yamagata: 17.60 percent● Gunma: 17.54 percent● Akita: 17.43 percent● Tokushima: 17.27 percent● Ibaraki: 17.17 percent● Ishikawa: 17.14 percent● Mie: 16.94 percent● Shimane: 16.74 percent● Tottori: 14.88 percent
wish that ball decked Merrifield
They haven't stopped talking about Ohtani this entire half inning
>>144470965Fuck you, faggot. Merrifield is a G
>>144470987maybe if G stands for ground out machine
>>144471050he's got a fractured foot and fucked you DOYERS up yesterday
Ohtani has only struggled with RISP because most of the bums in the bottom of the lineup only ever get on base vs LHP which have been his kryptonite this year.Him wanting to hit the ball out of the ballpark on every pitch doesn't help desu
>Kopecker
>both teams are completely indistinguishable from what they were in AprilWhy even bother making player specific merch when they probably won't be here by September
Ohtani definitely gambled on games and the league did everything they could to sweep it under the rug lol like there's no way that wasn't him betting millions
>>144471126we are well aware
what the FUCK espn
>jewest park
attaboy arcia
BIG DICK KOPECH
KEK GAYVES
THANK YOU BASED KOPECH
kek
>>144471299wow a racist braves fan who knew? probably deeply closeted too.
>>144471320Tell the kike to learn how to throw a strike
>>144471362i just watched hiim throw a bunch of them lol should he throw slower too? why not just put the ball on a tee?
holy shit a house storing illegal fireworks near me just went up in flames. it's fucken LOUD!
Oh wow
it hit the fucking slant of that brick didn't it
wew lad thought that was a homer
uhhhhh that was so dope, it had to bounce over? no way it had that much backspin?
Austin Riley did that his rookie year. So you're not special Will Smith.
>hans zimmerkino
Z E S T YESTY
>walking ohtani to face bettsthey never learn
MOOKIE!!!
>walking to get to mookiekek
another ohtani intentional walk gone wrong. when will they learn.
>barfs
Who ordered that walk SNIT??
Freddie Freeman is a Dodger
KEK GAYVES IMPLODING
MOOKED
FREDDIE :)
Are you not allowed to intentionally walk 2 people in a row. Why face Mookie?
>Walking to MookieWhen will they learn?
Lmfao braves are so shit
>>144471534>loading the bases for Freddie Freeman
BTFO
>>144471534to get to freeman?they would have to walk two goahead runs in to get to someone you can throw to even a little
T E O EO
Atlanta FAGGOTS
>>144471534Facing Freddie is 95% as badidiots watch too much espn and think ohtani is clutch when his only 9th inning hits are when it's garbage time
WHY
I thought Iglesias was supposed to be good wew
TEO Speedwagon
>>144471600he is
gonna kms
TEO THE HOMERUN KING!
>>144471615kek, not bad
One more game that's all I needed from you georgia fucks
>>144471628my zestgers :)
>>144471671
EGGMAN BACK TO BACK
TOMMY TANK
>>144468666and worth every dollar
well that escalated quickly
ED BOY
The girls were hot
LMAOjust LMAO
>IT NEVER ENDSBraves awoken the beastMUNCED
Y2 tomorrow
barfs getting gaped on national TV
A M XMXBACK TO BACK TO BACK
THAT FUNKY MUNCY
BACK TO BACK TO BACK
holy fucking gay braves kek
>9-2K W A B WAB
mmf.... rgh... ugh...
>dodgers long ball lol>dodgers dingers spamyeah we get it they rely on the long ball
>>144471808shhhhhhhhh don't ruin my fun
Why are all the braves fans so happy?
kike looked mad as hell
>>144471808First 5 runs were batted in with singles and doubles, though?
>>144471808The first 3 runs of the inning were scored on a triple and 2 singles
Stupid Barfs you were supposed to win you useless cunts
>>144471759They should actually do it, let miller pitch against the marlels on tuesday
Anyone else think they put in juiced balls for the dodgers? It seems pretty obvious they did. Would be simple to do and no one would expect a thing if it was just one half of an inning
The curse of the outfield brick corner. Let this be the end of our run. Had been better if it went out to make it 3-2 instead of 9.
There's that feast or famine Dodgers offense we know and hate Also that's another time that walking Ohtani has immediately backfired
>>144471972I disagree, DOYERS were definitely given juiced up balls, without a doubt.
I'm a braves fan and I bet the dodgers today. This was too obvious
>>144471995Raisel was being run into the ground the past few weeks and doing a great job shutting it down but the bubble burst here.
>>144472230Idk man that bounce off the wall was suspicious. How did it have so much back spin that it bounced forward?Seems to me it was juiced
>>144472248balls in the manfred era....juiced!? no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>144468334What is the appeal? Go A’s!!!
