p >>144474360
k1
Joanna!
>>144480942Madame Xneed wishes xhe could look like this
*peaches you up*
>>144480976Dude made Terrence Crawford change his name
bruh
>>144480976based
make sure to watch islam makhachev funny moments vids more viewers more content
>>144481030Jiri would unironically murder DDP and Jiri is the premiere light heavyweight bum.
>>144481008Better champion than Shittaker
Reddit Rob will receive the pozzload ascribed to him by the almighty
Jon Jones would heem Asspainanal.
My ass hurts
>>144481071Just started jits?
Song Yadong beats Merab
>>144481061>this is the guy that heems brazzas stiffgrim
p4p ranked fighter aljoGOAT
>>144481091we started buckbreaking them nigcels in Milan
Im having sex with a man
>>144480976why is it that you can shadow box but you can't shadow mma?
>>144481061bobby defended it against pooel
>>144481091I got buckbroken by an italian heemster in Milan
>>144481115We know Xneed
>>144481115Just started jits?
>>144481115congrats on the asshole sex and poopdick really congrats i mean
>>144481115Sounds like something straight out of Jon Jones mouth, unlike dicks, which go into his mouth
K-1 is better than ultimate decisions championship
>>144481115did they start buckbreaking them nigcels in Missouri?
>>144481172>can pinarahahahah
>>144481101fraid so>>144481135fraid not
Reddit rob has literally never heemed someone in the UFC
OH WOE IS ME! CHARLES DONO, please dont take my wife brie back to the DARKEST MOST GHETTO FAVELA! I dont want her to be RAPED DAILY!Oh wait nevermind, brazil has black bvlls like anderson silvaYABBA DABBA DOOOO
>>144481217Weird that Khamzat would duck such a loser.
Wonderboy vs Buckley
Historians have released a portrait of how they believe Jesus looked
when is the next brazza fight?
>>144481217Tavares
>>144481247Literally the descendant of a field nigga vs the descendant ofa slave owner. Banger alert
K-1 will be more exciting than ufc noche
Charles is fucked.
ratlip has no path to victory
Islam. Title. Now.
Carlos Olivares
Americans have a screw loose
The takedown will be there for Khamzat Chimaev
The zeem will be there for Whittaker
>>144481323not a knockdown btw
charles monkeyviera will never beat islam in wrestling hes only chance is striking
>>144481314Yeah raising nigglets is weird
>>144481341ikram is fuckin disgraces its start with his fuckin girly name
>>144481341Brutal TKO, however Zatdaddy got the zeem
why are muslims so gay?
>>144481378because white boys makes the best trannys
>>144481378you are gay look at your country
>>144481385you saying that sincerely?
>>144481385>says the algerianLMAO
Ray Thompsons daddy Jason Thompson owned one of the largest and highly regarded plantations in Dixie land.
Dana was in Herb's ear the entire fight trying to save the cuckold and Merab still won
MEXICAN WARRIOR SPIRIT>loses every fight
>>144481385That simply isn't true. Asian men are quite literally indistinguishable from their femal counterparts when dressed in drag.
Mike Malott embodies the Canadian warrior spirit
THE Adriano Martins>the one who KO'd pisslam fraudkakachump?The very same!He has a fight against another brazza on the 20th
>>144481115What's his name?
>>144481071What's his name?
what happened to kyle nelson posting?
>>1444814699 Frenchies and 2 are white. The absolute state of Europe
>>144481115What's her name?
>>144481491went the way of daddysanya posting
>>144481071got anally heemed?
>>144481124Yes you can, just shadow box like kickboxers (still called shadow boxing) and throw some sprawls and if you are feeling creative throw some imanari rolls.
>>144481504living rent free in your head?
>>144481481Idk John I think?
What do you do with ignacio bahamondes next
>>144481528This the guy?
>>144481459We won like 4 of them.
>>144481538Jalin Turner lanklet deathmatch
Sexo with mexicanas
>>144481541Zesty buck
>>144481538Fiziev fuck it.
>>144481549mexicope
The heart.
>>144481568Mexifact.
mexifag*
>>144481538Technically should fight a grappler like rebecki would be a good test but there's so many much more funner matchups you could make
Fun fact: in his performance against Chito Vera, Sean O'Malley landed 230 strikes across 5 roundsIn his performance against Merab Dvalishvili, Sean O'Malley landed 47 strikes across 5 rounds. He some times landed only 5 strikes in a round To contrast, Merab landed 82 strikes and 6 takedowns across five rounds, a rather tepod performance from him, pale in comparison to his career best performance against Petr Yan. Overall a rather slow pace and inactive fight for both of them, but more so O'Malley
>>144481595poobecki is getting taken back to the stoneage by the GOAT
>>144481549Mexico went 1-6
>>144481569I've never been more excited for trash in my life
I wasn't myself in there.
mexico went 2-3 excluding mma
>>144481626I'm not convinced by this dollar store shavkat.
Merab is basically mexican
so what the hell was cinco de mayo
Merab is only 5 successful takedowns away from breaking GSP's successful takedown record
Joshua Van holds the record of most strikes landed per minute
CANada 0-7MexiCAN 0-7UK 10-0
>>144481690Meaningless statistic either way. Nobody cares who got a takedown that doesn't do any damage. It's what you do with the takedown that's worth a damn.
>>144481723Noche UFC wasn't even in megsico tho
>>144481735But it was messican as shhhit bubba. Dicey dicey.
>>144481723Mexicans went 2-6, 3-6 if you count Diego Lopes as a mexicanCanada literally couldn't win a fightMike Mallot got KOed by Neil Magny of all fucking people
>>144481735Heard it bowlth ways b
>>144481772truly pathetic
>CANadan>mexiCANThe truth was before our eyes the entire time.
>Mike Mallot got KOed by Neil Magny of all fucking people
>>144481772Raul Rosas jr is American, so they went 1-6
>>144481723UK? You Gay.
>>144481812Somalia.
>>1444818070-6, Ode Osbourne was robbed
Should I start collecting ufc trading cards?
>>144481822nah, draw at the absolute worst
Mexicans can't fight for shit these days.
>>144481847yeah surefag
>>144481848If Ode's name was Alex Pereira the ref would have swan dived onto Rodriguez after he was dropped in the first
>>144481847Hell yeah brother, we're all degen rippers here
>>144481829>gif to webm
next year will become the champion
When was the last time we didn't had one sided fights????People keep saying that the skill gap these days has closed down, but nah I see ass whoopin every time, way more than pre 200.
>>144481512but how do you do it while seated? when's the last time you've seen shadow mma?
>>144481251pretty close with the asymmetrical eyes too
Heem Grand Prix = I win that.
friendly heeminder that belal sleems marty fake news man
>>144481115B A S E DASED
I been choked out, tapped out, and knocked out coldI been heel hooked, leg locked, and TKO-edHammer fist finished and triangle chokedI hate to tell ya boys, but I mighta got oldLord, all I wanna do is go out on a winFeel the ref raise my arm up feelin' againStyles make fights and with some time in the gymAll I wanna do is go out on a win
time to face the pain heem
>>144481949
ordered a few books online to feel something
>>144482004y'snag mein kampf b?
Aura
>>144482004Tawlmbout The House of the Deadb?
>>144481949nah I'm good
>>144481292>le hecking high energy blacksplosive backflip celebration beast of a peachGod I hate him
>>144482058I can feel it
>daner.. imma nee dat 50 geez no cap!
>>144481303>gassed out slugfest >in late round 1Two bums>>144481315WMMA tier takedown
>so, like, what does chiwiwi mean?
>>144482017no but I want to, hope I'll find a cheap original copy somehow>>144482059thank you b, I must read this one for sureI got:I Am Legend, Hero by John Steakley, The Place of the Lion by Charles Williams and The Space Trilogy of CS Lewisfirst time getting into novels of this type, I heard they're really good, usually I just read pseud stuff
wow, joey wasnt lying when he said that reddit rob is a bigger pull out merchant than khamzat
>>144482191The Robcord will not be happy about this one
>the ufcs biggest prospects are a 135 mexican thing, a 145 mutt and a bunch of brazilian dudes who wear fake glasses
Rob has fought more middleweights in the last 3 months than Khamzat has in the last 3 years
>>144482095next question
Costurd ducked khamzat but didn’t feel the need to duck Rob. Volumes.
sean and timbo dropped the bawl. they have the resources to get a high level wrestler in there to practice take down defense. how were they that unprepared for the takedowns?
>khamzat was actually, really going to fight a middleweightdon't embarrass yourself b
Team costurd pulled out thoughbeit
>>144482132What does it mean?
The GOAT will be returning early 2025
>>144482397yes brazza
Merab top 3 on Pound for Pound? I think hes arguably in top 2
some of you have never woken up on a beach with a random chick and it heems
>okay but can you define chama? can you show me a definition for chama? is there a dictionary where the meaning of chama is detailed? what are we doing here?
>>144482385It means chama in messican
>>144482397Just in time for Ramadan brazza
Tom Aspinall will be the UFC undisputed heavyweight champion of the world before Canada has a ranked fighter.
>>144482445Ramadan isn’t until end of February. The first two PPVs of 2025 are likely to be >Makhachev vs. Tsarukyan 2 > Strickland vs du Plessis 2
>>144482491Yeah ok see you in June for Islam's next fight.
Khamzat Chimaev? More Like Hamza Ghirikhanov
ban sweden
BREAKING: Khamzat Chimaev has pulled out of his upcoming fight with Robert Whittaker after being eaten by Haitian immigrants.
>>144480976ringo lost a step
Cuddle Sweden
>>144482407If we're judging based off of resume and accomplishments P4P should probably be1. Islam (Charles, Arman, Volk x 2, and Dustin is an INSANELY good resume for lightweight, and includes multiple top P4P fighters)2. Merab (Aldo, Yan, Cejudo, Moraes, O'Malley, Dodson, probably the best resume in Bantamweight history but he's only beaten 1 P4P fighter so far)3. Pereira (he's beaten like 6 champs right now, and multiple P4P fighters, but he did get knocked out only last year)4. Pantoja (he has completely and totally made his division his bitch, the only flyweight that's beaten him was Figgy and a random brazza years ago)5. Dricus (he cleared out the old generation of Middleweight with minimal difficulty, undefeated in the UFC, but izzy and Rob were kind of flushed)6. Belal (Good winstreak but Leon is the only current/former champ he's beaten)7. Jon Jones (FAT. MIDDLEWEIGHTS.)8. Topuria (Josh freakin Emmett everyone)9. Aspinall (Heavyweight is shit and interim belts aren't real)10. Max (His best days are past him)6.
>>144482603Swap pereira and dricus. Izzy isn’t that much that a couple years ago. >THE JAMAWL HILL >THE JIREDDIT
>>144482603Good list and explanations
>>144482603W-Who is 6-2?
Erceg won.
...the bitch faggot competition
>redditceg Cody garbrandt chin flushed before 30 Lmao
kai heems pantoshit
>>144482672Canada won that actually
>>144482676He got pitter pattered thoughever>VPPP
You now remember Muhammad Mokaev
ugly fighters deserve to lose prize fights
>>144482683Pantoja ate a full flush counter from figgy after a full fight of getting bombs dropped on him and acted like he didn't even get touchedHe's unheemable
was the easter egg winner announced?how do you even submit an entry? email daner?
How cucked is Joanderson Brito He’s undefeated in the UFC and just watched the guy he beat on the contender series run through the entire division in a calendar year, Diego was just the feature fight at the sphere, and brito is fighting an unranked bum on the prelims of a fight night this week
>the Chechen BVLL with AIDS, need his pozzload in me wife tonight mate! SOON
Just how bad is Khamzat
Jones vs Miocic Pereira vs Rountree du Plessis vs Adesanya Makhachev vs PoirierPantoja vs ErcegO'Malley vs Vera 2
>>144482603Great post
>>144482683Pant is 5-0 against the Brandons, while Kai is 0-3 against them.
hey guys can you stop being so gay for a minute alright
>>144483026he also beat kai already on tuf
>>144482603>probably the best resume in Bantamweight historylolhahalmaokekyou same people were probably saying Aljo had a case for GOAT not long ago.
cejudo dropped the I was injured cope for his merab fight
barao was never not the bw goat
>>144483090name one that's better. tj beat cody and barao. dom beat tj and faber. the rest are a bunch of nobodies
>>144483090Who’s the best? TJ >Barao x2, Lineker, Sandhagen (robbery), garbage x2 Cruz >TJ, Faber x2, bunch of flyweights
Jon Jones, let's talk
>>14448317361 days.
Chills.
>>144481115there is something about cumming in a twink just feels right
>Aljamain struggles with Yan, was losing the first fight until the DQ and won the second fight by a hair>Merab 50-40s him, breaking him to the point where people thought Yan was premaflushed>Aljo struggles with Cejudo and only barely manages to take him down, wins again by a hair>Merab gets hurt once and then starts tossing him around like a big of potatoes, carries him over his shoulders like a child, spinebusters him, etc.>Aljo gets heemed by O'Malley>Merab systematically breaks O'Malley down in such dominating fashion Dana fell into depression
>my boy is champfeels good
>>144483339enjoy it while it lasts
>become rich and famous >wife leaves you>decide you're gonna rape as many woman in the ass as possible >do it>get exposed >Nobody cares
>>144483134>>144483161this is the problem with sherdog warriors who only take into account names on records instead of context. Just because you weren't watching the sport back when doesn't mean all those were nobodies or cans.Merab fought a past prime Aldo, a past prime Cejudo, a past prime Moraes, ,a past prime Dodson. Yan and O'Malley are good wins and I think he's a very good fighter, but best resume in history? Lolkekjejlmaohhahahahahahaaha
>>144483395The girl liedIt's more likely that he hired prostitutes for himself and Plinio and they thought they could squeeze more money from him with allegations The anal fisting should already be a read flag his hands are bigger than most women's heads
>>144483390yep looks like i'll be enjoying merab's reign for a long time
why is jon jones so gay
>>144483431nice cope out of answer instead of explaining why their resumes are better
>>144483431You're a moron. Study Tapology and get back to me.
>>144483454woah, sandhagen by murder
>>144483454Umar is a nightmare matchup for merab. He has no chance.
>>144483494>pitter patter tit-for-tats a ginger shitterWAOW TITLE SHOT NOW
>>144483444I dont think she lied and I don't care. She is a dumb whore who liked it.
Scott Jorgensen and Brian Bowles are totally beast of peaches b.
>>144483431>Merab fought a past prime AldoAldo was still ranked, and recently came back and beat the absolute shit out of an undefeated prospect >a past prime CejudoCejudo was in the top 5 and just went life or death with Aljo>a past prime MoraesMagic Marlon is less good then Aldo or Cejudo yeah>A past prime DodsonHe'd seen better days but he was still beating people and giving them hard fightsIn comparison, Cruz beat up undersized flyweights and Alpha Male bums and then got beaten by Cody fucking Garbrandt, TJ flushed Barrao and has a win over cruz but he has a lot of asterisks over his wins and some questionable decisions, and Merab beat everyone Aljo beat better than AljoHell, DJ is Cruz's best win and he didn't even have a gym back then, and he wasn't in the right weight class too
>>144483534Yes umar is next
this spastic never slows down
>>144481323lightweights dude... lightweights
TJ probably got the second best bantamweight resume, Bareo x2, Lineker, Assunção, Cody x2 and Cory. If you add Dom and Assunção 1, both he arguably won he would be number 1.I still count the Cory decision even if it was debateable because his body was falling apart midfight and he still made an hyper competitive fight.
You now remember 35-1 bantamweight goat Renan Barao
>>144481949I never had the choice not to
>>144483630who cares umar destroys all those cans
Merab should be cut
>>144483444Plinio had nothing to do with it, Alex’s friend/training partner Mel hooked up with some thot from the gym and asked her to bring a friend for alex
merab did this to an olympic gold medalistumar will be nothing more than another win to merab's record
>muh oympoos next you'll tell me redditmero is a good mma wrestler
>>144483695I don't know leaf, Umar is juiced to the gills too
Feels like the sport is dying. Cards have been ok at best, constant pull out, and underwhelming champs. Even Dana keeps disparaging his own fighters at the end of every card now.
SOON
Merab is boring and cringe
>>144483727rob winning is preferable for dana
You now remember featherweight GOAT, 21-1, two times galdiator challenge champion, King of the Cage champion with five defences and World Extreme Cagefighting champion with five defences Urijah Faber.
>>144483753why? the division desperately needs contenders not old bums who dricus already ragdolled
>>144483725Dana always disparages fighters Remember when he publicly shit on GSP in front of the entire media while GSP was sitting right next timeRemember all the times he very publicly shit on Jon JonesRemember when he was shitting on DJ endlessly for winning to much and was going to shut his division down
>>144481251Legit look like orthodox jesus depiction
>>144483792he threatened to cut Silva after the Maia fight
>goodcel humor
>>144483792>Remember all the times he very publicly shit on Jon Jones
>>144481344Its even worse for oliveira in striking Islam outboxed poirier
Josh Samman would feast in this era
kkhabibbros...
>>144483821Hold on a jiffy, that's not a loving doing at all!! *boioioioioing* What the freeeeak??!!! *foghorn*
>>144481357Its not a girly name and just faced whittaker on short notice
>>144483860fascinating read b
>click Karate press>I LOVE MEXICANS >turn it offWhew
>>144481428>look like a man despite femaleYou have legit subanimal IQhe meant that whites are the most girly (even tho i disagree, its more like asian)
>>144481464Its kinda trueIf you clean shave their facial hair, give them long hair and zesty clothes They look like girlsThey have low dimorphism that induce more to the female side (other way around for abos for exemple)
>>144483890>biological female with a penis
Remember when Dana was calling Jon a piece of shit duck for not fighting Ngannou two years agoAnd then when Ngannou left he started calling Ngannou a greedy piece of shit duck who was actually the one delaying the Jones fight and started raving endlessly about how badass Jon Jones is
>>144483922
heem is full of company men
>>144481558Both Subsaharans and Europeans are bucks
>>144482603>Islam and merab that high >7. Jon Jones (FAT. MIDDLEWEIGHTS.)>8. Topuria (Josh freakin Emmett everyone)Unlike islam fighting a featherweight in short notice the "middleweights" jon fought had multiple fights at lhw If volk had beat topuria you would have him very high up in your list.
>>144483557I didn't say they were bad wins I said they were all past their prime, so they don't rank the same. Why are you putting asterisks on TJ? PEDs? Cruz's record goes back before UFC and imo it's insane to rank that DJ over Faber. You could only do that without knowing any context whatsoever>>144483489sorry i only study wikipedia>>144483463nice non response. you guys just jump to GOAT on everything. the second Merab loses the built you will call him an overrated shitter whose wins weren't impressive. Sean is a Sandhagen loss away from suddenly being a non impressive can too
Jon jones will never headline another PPV -- Dana White
>>144481626People overrate him because "muh heckin steppeniggerino">>144481683Its the celebration of a battle between France and Mexico and Mexico won that onI dont fucking know what Napoleon 3 was thinking
>>144483950Mexicope shut the fuck up you suck the dick of anyone the UFC tells you to like
>>144483952you still haven't said who your number 1 is
>>144483950>mexicope Shut upThe muh featherweight is copeThe weight difference is almost none and Volk is the only one to hurt Islam, its digusting how you all insult volk by saying "he is just a FW" when you were deepthroating him a year ago
>>144483821Why is he talking in 3rd person.
>>144483980>He says while sucking islam and merab.Why do you retards have no self awareness.
heem everyone, including your ancestors
Just watched some old Jones fights and he looks like a slow bum with sloppy striking. I am fairly confident Adesanya could knock him out.
>>144483975>Wife sonHe is way too blackAlso what the hell is this shit You guys are so fucked up that you have this type of shit now ?Like i said the most conservative trad Guy now would be considered a leftist fag in the 80sLet alone 100/200 years ago
>>144483950Volk stopped being a good win when Islam permaflushed him
>>144484032You thought O'Malley was literally unbeatable lmao
>>144484041Been watching some Jon Jones vids too. MAN that guy can take a fucking dick (I guess that's why they call him the champ)
>>144484046>Islam permaflushed himyair*
>>144484032>No Islam isnt the P4P King because.... Subbed the best grapplerOutboxed the best boxerBeat the P4P King twice Islam is probably the only Guy on the rester right now to have indisputed Goat potential even greater than Jones, DJ or GSPIf he beat arman twice, Oliveira Twice, Gaethje, JDM, Rakhmonov and UsmanHe is the indisputed n°1 goat
I just schaubted
>>144484015Ok then why is muh fat middleweights relevant.>D-d-d-didnt say that
>>144484041>slow bum with sloppy striking>good grappler> I am fairly confident Adesanya could knock him out
>>144484083hell yeah
Mexicope posted about how O'Malley wouldn't get taken down for MONTHS kek
>>144484080He raped yairThat short notice depression headkick KO fucked him up>>144484038Gay
Whenever any retard first reply to me is shut the fuck up i know i heemed you and you're seething.
>>144484083What's his name
>>144484099volk fought yair and hasn't won a fight since
>>144484085I didnt even say and its a dumb argumentIts more like they were older thoWhile Volk was in his prime
>>144484046>Needed a short notice fight to permaflush a featherweight.
>>144484041He has sloppy boxingNot striking He is good at knees, kicks and elbows but sucks at boxing, his boxing department got saved by the fact that he has monkey arms and a iron chinIm confident that Davis could beat him out in a boxing match
>>144484081>Doesn't even know what p4p means.
Umar will beat MerabShavkat will beat BelalKhamzat will beat DricusYeah im thinking it's a total DADDY take over
>>144484125>turdporia: needed a permaflushed corpse to become champion
>>144484110Cause that headkick short notice alchool depression If he was fully prepared, he would have probably lost but not been flushed >>144484125>Muh featherweight copeShut up mexicope
>>144484085Machida, Rampage, Shogun, Rashad, and Vitor were all woefully undersized for the division and way older than Jones. The only reason they were up there was because at the time LHW was the best paid division in the UFC, and they mostly fought other fat middleweights. When Jon started to fight actual LHWs who were his size his struggled tremendously and arguably lost to Gus and Reyes and Santos and so on. He couldn't finish Anthony fucking Smith and OSP
>beastpuria mentioned out of nowhereTDS is real
>>144484095I think i said he would heem, sucks but it will happen in the rematch, it'll be chito all over again.
Based Umdaddy is calling out Georgian/BDStard hypocrisy >>144484142Excellent post.
>>144484105Leo "El Domable" Climent
>>144484141>No argumentIslam is the P4P king right nowEspecially that he fight at high skill divisions unlike pereira that could also be P4P king>>144484142Imavov*Also Shavkat isnt a Brazza Muslim doesnt mean Brazza Belal is closer to brazzas since he train with them
>>144484169Merab is not Shito Vera you fucking idiot
>>144484144A fighter usually needs to beat the guy that has the belt to become a champion.
islam is the lineal featherweight champion
>>144484190Usually the guy with the belt wasn't brutally headkicked heemed 2 months prior
>>144484161They were still top fighters in the division when they fought jon.
mexican warrior spirit is just a gaethje esque level retardation it doesn't mean that we win the fights.
>>144484206>lineal featherweight championThat would be Adriano Martins.
>>144484195Kino
>it'll be chito all over again.What does that even meanShito won by a fluke leg kick hitting the perennial nerve, Merab just beat the shit out of him
>>144484224Mexicans are great in boxing but are meh in mma
>>144484239Merab fluke beat the shit out of himkeep up
Ilia Topuria went up a weight class and almost got zeemed by Jai Herbert.Jon Jones went up a weight class and instantly subbed Ciryl Gane.Levels.
Ilia Topuria has never been knocked out by a shitterIslam Makhachev has been knocked out by a shitterVolumes.
Jon Jones sucks dick
>>144484179P4p means that if everyone was the same size x guy is better than y, you think islam would survive a hook from pereira if they were the same size when a smaller pillowfisted guy had him like this?
>>144484046He could have been a decent win (still questionable because 35) if he took 9+ months off after the islam heem. Topuria is honestly on the level of bobby reddit as a paper champ, maybe worse.
>>144484222They were old and fat and were trading wins with other fat middleweights for years. Jones stopped looking so phenomenal when he fought guys who had more than 75 inch reach and who were taller than 6'2. Thus, fat middleweights
heem is full o' bums
>>144484173Josh Emmet would heem Umar.
>>144484207Shouldn't have take the fight.
>>144483969not a single title fight if you ask me
>>144484299You think Pereira could survive against Islam when he was getting controlled on the ground by Israel Adensanya
Jean Silva going up a weight and beating the shit out of a fringe top 15 guy like Dober was more impressive than Topuria going to war with bootleg Leon or Jones subbing a guy with no grappling ability honestly
Yair tapped emmett in under 2 rounds. A few weeks later Turdporia went to war with emmett.Islam gigaheemed Volk in 2 minutes. A few weeks later Turdporia lost a round to Volk.
>>144484239It means that after badly losing a match he shouldn't have lost he will dominate the rematch.
>>144484299upsized volk would kill anything outside of a silverback or bengal tiger barehanded
>>144484299You chose literally the most retarded argument for P4P you could. Just the stupidest. 'Well in my imagination, a Ngannou sized Demetrius Johnson would beat everyone"Just the absolute most dumbest way to approach pound 4 pound possible, this type of shit goes in a circle and is based off of nothing but your imagination
>>144484343I legit believe Islam subs him even if they fought at LHW
>>144484306>Jones stopped looking so phenomenal when he fought guys who had more than 75 inch reach and who were taller than 6'2. Thus, fat middleweightsStill won
>Conor>Colby>O'Malley>Topuria>Jones>Pereira I think Mexicope might be getting his MMA opinions from Rogan and then justifying them retroactively
>>144484343Islam was struggling to take Dustin down and submit him, i think islam gasses trying to keep Pereira down and gets heemed.
>>144484299Pereddit would duck islam like he does to every wrestler
heeminder you're posting with fags that wouldn't devour joanna's ass and puss
>>144484372It os literally the definition, this is why p4p talks are retarded, everyone ignores the actual meaning and just say whatever they feel like.
Jon lost to Reyes by UD, Santos by SD and Smiff by DQ.He's 1-3 in the past 5 years and people still act like he's in the current p4p discussion.
>>144484402You would think that people would have learned to let go of the >I'm sure this striker has actually really good takedown defence despite never fighting an elite wrestlermeme after Merab and Belal raped Sean and Leon.
>>144484402Well first, to compare Poirier and Pereira's grappling is an insult to the entire sport of MMA and may be the dumbest thing you have ever posted. Second, Islam had staph. Third, he controlled Poirier on the ground for a significant amount of timeOh, also Pereira is the guy who got controlled by Jan and Jiri on the ground, and again got absolutely pummeled by Israel Adensanya's famous top control. Not guys on Islam's level of wrestling at all.
>>144484299Pereira would be subbed in R1 if they were the same size
>>144480918yfw shaun's actually handleing the loss wellHAHAHAH unironically this might make him the star that everybody's been telling us he already is
Regular normal sized Islam would sub pereddit
>>144484455Shit happens, losing once to a wrestler doesn't mean le bad tdd.
>>144484386
>>144484365>Silverback OverratedBrown bears kill them
>>144484501Jones running away will never not be the funniest shit
OOOOOOHHHHH GAYJON GOING FOR A SUCC HERE JOE
How many mma champs and who would be able to kill a prime of age 180 KG Male Jaguar
>>144484365>>144484508HEEMppos kill all of them
>>144484469Ah yes because poirer is an absolute demon of a grappler, i wasn't really comparing their skills as a grappler, i was comparing their strength, obviously in the context of p4p Pereira would still be a freakishly strong lw or lw wouldn't be as strong as him at lhw and that's where the distinction lies.People forget that it isn't just fighting skills but also athletism that must be considered and since there isn't a power punching freak at lw to compare I don't think islam matches Pereira strength.Israel was able to take Pereira down because he is a kickboxer that's never tried to wrestle and Pereira didn't expect it, if someone who's never throw a headkick throws one it is going to land because of the surprise factor.Neither jan or jiri were able to do a single thing with their takedowns.
>>144484501>Fight that jon wonLike 5 shots landed in this sequence.
Now that the dust has settled... how would you sum up the event?> UFC Noche, catered/pendering specifically towards the Mexican fans and fighters on the roster> literally only ONE single Mexican fighter won, and it was arguably a robbery.I mean, it couldn't have gone worse right? It's like that Canadian card, just way more expensive.
>>144484585none unless they had a weapon to hand
>>144484499I man both Sean and Leon have much better tdd than Alex that's for sure
>>144484585>>144484672with a knife maybe 1% of champion's and thats generousThe champ has a wall to his back and the jaguar is faceing himin the jungle its like .1% with a spear same situation maybe 10%could kill it but would they survive? i doubt itwith a gun probably 70% same situation
Is breakdancing a good base for MMA and grappling?
>>144484585Jaguars don't get that big, a jaguar average weight is 90kg with the largest jaguars being around 150 kgs.So an average sized jaguar i would say mw and up they win but a bigger one none of them.
>>144484691>>144484672No just with Hands You can pick 3 champs to fight the jag
>>144484710whats funny about this is wrestle chads still have the best chance you could hit a panther with a baseball bat and it wouldnt even blink
>>144484709They can get that bigIts 100-110 KG on average and the biggest can be like 180-200Also you forget jaguars are born with literal weapons I think Jones, Ngannou, Aspinall can kill one if they team up
>>144484722google one with an open mouth and rethink yourself then look at its claws
>>144484720A boxer could break their fangs or eyepoke themAnd you can absolutely kill a panther/leopard with a batSome Hunters did it barehanded
>>144484645>Ah yes because poirer is an absolute demon of a grappler, i wasn't really comparing their skills as a grapplerPoirier has won multiple fights by submission and his wrestling has won him fights many, many times. None of that can be said for Pereira. These are not comparable skill sets at all. You are fucking retarded and you don't know anything about what happens on the ground.>Pereira would still be a freakishly strong lw or lw wouldn't be as strong as him at lhw and that's where the distinction liesYou think Islam hasn't fought strong LWs? Dober and Poirier are both notably freakishly strong and athletic LWs in their own right and Islam very comfortably out grappled them both. The same could be said for Charles, someone Islam comfortably outgrappled, or Volkanovski, someone who Islam also outgrappled. And again, none of these people are in any ways comparable to Pereira's low level of skill, many of them are considered elite grapplers of the sport>Neither jan or jiri were able to do a single thing with their takedowns.Jan got a full body lock with both underhooks and transitioned into a RNC, a Pereira was mostly saved by the bell. And he was VERY fortunate the fight happened at Altitude and the judges were favorable Jiri got a full two minutes of control time and had Alex so scared of getting takendown his retarded striking style actually started working on himAnd again, NONE of these guys are at all comparable to the type of wrestlers and grapplers you will face at LW
Mexicope unironically compared Poirier's grappling to Pereira kek
>>1444847323 its possible
>>144484737i doubt itEye pokelions get kicked in the face by buffalo... a buffalo kick can kill a person like shatter pelvis leg ect they take them to the dome kill it go to sleep and do it in another 3 weeksif the panther wants you dead and you ahve a bat you can legit do nothing were do you hit it in the face? it swipes at you like a fighter disengaging and leaves a 19" tear in you
>>144484737that hunter also won the kumatea useing the death touch and akiado'd a buss or found a 40 year old pantha with no teeth and 3 broken legs
>>144484765Barehanded Hunter killed leopards/panthersBut they lighter than jaguars maybe thats why
>>1444847613 with bat's i think they have a chancewho do they sacrifice to the pantha so they can get the first hit's off
>>144484783I think it was a young leo/pant
>>144484705man get this AI shit outta here
I dropkicked a boar to death once
>>144484756yeah what a retard, alex is a black belt, he is leagues above dustbin
>>144484802Talking about jags hereNot leopards/panthersThey much bigger and lethal but they can take it
>>144484831>Least insane German
>>144484842i think panthers have killed silverbacks lol i might just be making shit up though they have also died to monkey troops its just rare c
>>144484740Poirier has won 4 fights by submission on his ufc run, two literal whos, max Holloway on his ufc debut and a gassed chandler.I promise you I can break down any grappling/wrestling sequence in far more depth than you ever could, in fact try me.Only decent wrestler poirier submitted was Chandler and it was because he was completely gassed.Pereira isn't just strong, he is freakishly strong, no one at lw compares in raw power nor have face someone comparable in the p4p context, you are delusional if you think they have.Jan got Pereira back and had the choke in, all Pereira had to do was pull an arm to the side and jan gassed, obviously he isn't a particularly good wrestler but a good wrestler would just last an extra round.
Heems for this feel?
>>144484842dude they kill cork's like thats food for them....they go into the water and murder caimen....
You would think Mexicope would stop this sort of talk after Merab took O'Malley down like two minutes in to the fight but no he's still retarded
>>144484859Jan has always been a middling grappler, wrestlefuckd by boxer Gus, 30-27 by Corey Anderson, lost to journeyman who could wrestle Patrick Cummin, dominated on the ground by the corpse of Glover, ffortlssly held down by Ankalaev with no legs.And still he very clearly controlled Alex for long periods of time.
>>144484859Submitting 4 fighters is more submissions than submitting 0 fighters
Jan blachowicz has more submission wins than Dustin poirier btw.
Bro has to cope about Pereddit being a beast peach grappler because ocuckley got buck broken kwab
>>144484859>a good wrestler would just last an extra round.The fight was at altitude and Jan still hit takedowns in round 2 & 3 despite being gassed. No, Alex would not survive that sort of fight against a good wrestler. Ankalaev's isn't even a particularly good wrestler and he would not survive Ankalaev in that situation
>>144484931Dustin has 8 Jan has 9Really grasping for straws here aren't you Juanito
>>144484842>>144484886that said Brock,GSP,Nate
>p-please GOATmuel don't take my poabussy I'll do anything PLE-*AAAACCCKKKKK*
A LHW size Dustin Poirier would do Alex like he did BSD
>anons are the first to bring up pereira>Get mad when i talk about Pereira >One poor O'Malley performance has something to do with Pereira somehow
Hello heem I'm back, finally the drought is over.I saw based Oliveira go back to jiujitsu judo roots to go against the takedowns.Honestly, Charles could take it easy this fight and would still win easily.Islam is to wrestling what gaychud is to striking, a retard that was never good.People have been saying that Islam ebin wrassling style is a bad match up for Oliveira but Islam wrestling style revolves around body locks and sweeps more than leg takedowns and even against the takedowns Oliveira's been drilling forearm posts to control the head as they shoot and counter with a knee.Islam won't even get a chance to use his wrestling as he is way too chinny to take Oliveira striking, people seem to think Islam is defensively responsible and to his credit he doesn't swing like Garth does but his striking is still absolute garbage, no power or set ups and still throws big punches.I wouldn't be surprised if Oliveira heems him inside a minute before Islam can even try a takedown.Normally people are terrified of the takedowns wich makes them back up giving the wrestler the space they need to shoot comfortably, Oliveira never stops coming forward wich already makes it hard to shoot but even if Islam times a takedown (he doesn't have that kind of high level timing to use a takedown to intercept heavy pressure) Islam wrestling is too simplistic and doesn't have as many variables neither on the feet or on the ground.What made Khabib so hard to deal with is that both the takedowns and grappling he had so many positions and constantly switched between several positions to get into a even better posture and gnp.Islam only has a sweep and takedown on the feet and on the ground he is happy to hold a position wich is only good against bums with no grappling.Islam has no fucking chance.
Brazzailian
>>144484949>Fight was an attitude >This wasn't a factor for Pereira even though he was the one "wrestlefucked" by a heavier guy.
>>144484966Some retard brought up dustin hecking 8 submission wins first, but sure im the one grasping at straws.
Individuals mad.
>>144485012Well when you compare Dustin Poirier to someone with 0 submission wins who got controlled by Israel Adensanya's CRUSHING top pressure for an entire round, it's bound to be brought up
Islam took longer to submit Dustin than Charles.Charles wins the rematch.
>>144485030I already explained my point before it was brought up.And since you're rating grappling skills by amount of grappling wins, Pereira beat a better grappler than Dustin.
The FURIOUS, SMOTHERING, OTHERWORLDLY, Top position gane of Israel Adensanya.Pereira was HOPELESS in the face of such a dominant wrestler, he couldn't get up from the BACKBREAKING pressure of one of MMA's most elite grapplers
CHIWIWIS
>>144485066Jan won
I still haven't receive an answer to if Islam could survive a hook from pereira of they were the same weight.
Mexicope has chosen to die on many stupid hills, this may be the most retarded
>>144485106Islam survived multiple clean shots from the hardest hitting LW in history while having a staph infection so yes
I wasn't the one that brought up Pereira.
>>144485117Adriano martinis?
>>144485121>>144484299
Aren't CHIKIWIS people born in Australia with ancestors originally from New Zealand? Serious question, btw.
Finna boutta song my yadong rn
>>144485121Or Dustin or jan.>>144485142Who did i reply to.
Pereira got controlled on the ground and had the ever living shit beaten out of him by a literal lightweight, Islam could probably move up there and sub him in a minute right now
Luke Rockhold grabbed a tiger's balls that one timeA striker could never do that
>>144485091Shut the fuck up before I heem you into the living death
>>144485194>A brazza moving up in weight.Unironically, has it ever happen? There has to be atleast 1 brazza that moved up in weight somewhere, right?
>paki brazza defence squad still at it
>>144485202>into the living deathIsn't that just modern life in the current year of our lord?
>>144485239nobody mentioned brazzas, you need to take your medicine
>>144485239I don't care about brazzas I'm just here to put Peredditors in their place
>>144485198sorry sweaty Rockhold is officially a strikerhttps://youtu.be/FSRUs6dMYZs?t=141
>>144485264As true as a brazza moving up.
>>144485264>don't care about boring crotch sniffers>seething about a guy lives by the motto "heem or be heemed"You're a piece of shit. Fuck you.
>>144485278>heem or be heemed"Brutal 29-28 decision
Mexicope called in his discord buddies lol
>>144485237TOP DOG has a brazza double champ, 155 and 170
>>144485297Really? What's his name?
>so, like, the name 'fighting nerds' where did that come from? are you all from a dungeons & dragons group? did you take algebra together? what are we doing here?
Why are all of these muzzie trannies on my fucking board right now?
>>144485237khamzat moved up
PoaGOD haters desperately need to see him getting his nuts sniffed
>>144485314Khamzat is originally a MW
>jan is the greatest light heavyweight to ever live and will never be recognized for it
In his post show Luke Thomas took a big steaming shit on some commenter for complaining about UFC 306 pushing the mythology Mexicans are genetically superior at fighting. Yet, the previous week, luke Thomas banned Dr Mike Israetel for life from his show for posting studies showing a link between race and IQ
Today is mexican independence day :)
I miss luke rockhold so much.
>>144485314True.
>>144485334Patrick Cummins's son
>>144485337I'll celebrate by having a colombian hooker.
SANDHAGEN IS ALIVEI REPEATSANDHAGEN HAS BEEN CONFIRMED ALIVEhttps://youtu.be/X8PocKnkr9Q?si=VbZRf93B6CgR0KZF
>>144485335What was the link, pray tell?
>>144485348Damnit.
>>144485306https://youtu.be/8HeA8TNHYh4?si=Jx4G2upbDXlhcYzY&t=2985Kantemir Kalazhokov, fights every other month too, truly an unusual brazza
>>144485337She triggered Madame Xneeds AGP
>>144485352He didn't even go that far, he just acknowledged such studies. Even that was too much for Luke Thomas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBZGgrgMwvU
>>144485335>>144485352Luke Thomas literally and unironically hates white people. He says it all the time it isn’t even a meme. His wife’s colombian ass has made him a race traitor.
>>144485355Damn, islambros......our excuse?
>>144485421>race traitorluke thomas is not white
>>144485421>race traitorWhite men no longer exist, so this is not even possible. The race died almost a century ago now. This is now The Planet of the Apes.
Islam is a world renowned downhill skier you can't just expect him to defend his belt all the time, he's got shit on
>>144485337Anyone has the skeleton one?
>>144485421His wife is whiter than him, she's a blonde pure bread Spaniard. I began to realize his deep hatred for white people when he talked about how heavenly it was attending boxing matches where the audience is entirely black and Hispanic.
Don't let this distract you from the fact Merab tried swallowing his own tongue rather than saying Umdaddy's name.
*Hapslpodes*
Merab got lucky O'Malley was tired when he cracked those ribs.
>>144485482>Destroys the tv for Instagram points
O'Cuckley got lucky his Aljadaddy took a dive instead of giving him a proper BBC dick down.
>>144485482
>>144485482starving children could have eaten that TV
>>144485498Thems the breaks when you have 2 black sons
>>144485507kosher post
>>144485512Imagine being Hap's real dad knowing this creepy little roid gremlin could be right around the corner waiting to bop you in the shitter.
>>144485542splendid work rabbi
>>144485528He's in a cell I doubt he's concerned
>Imagine being Hap's real dad
>>144485544I'm not a rabbi but I do listen to Rabbi Yosef sometimes https://youtu.be/sMoEsFAe6Yg?si=coyXqI6A1L7qsA4u
>>144485542Turn the VPN off Australia
>>144485577uuhhhhh christcucks this is not a good look
I am literally Terrance crawford
>>144484886Crocs ≠ caimans
>>144485421Thomas is a syrian armenian He is not white/european
Is Dana White a wealthy man?
>>144485639White is a skin color. Luke Thomas is whiter than most white supremacists. Aryan/European/White identity is different.
>>144485465If you mean european ? Yes but the other way around is also trueIn the 1600s, you could buy 5 european slaves for the price of an onion in north africa for exemple
>>144485651Trvke
If you're not at the sphere, then where you at? >zesty jon jones
>>144485651If White is a skin color then you would have to include millions of MENAs and central asians in the white category
>>144485421>>144485639His dad is white his mom is Armenian, which is off-white. His wife is a white Colombian. Luke Thomas is a white man.
>>144485666They already are in America
>>144485662If white/black is just skin color then the defenition completely changesWhite is just another word for european and caucasians may look White sometimes, they are genetically distinct and closer to West asians/middle easterners
>>144485677Central asians ?I dont think so>>144485671Armenians are West asians/middle easterners/caucasians
>>144485514heh
Combat sports.
The white man marches onward
>ALEX GET OUT HERE YA YELLA BELLIED COWARD, THIS SPHERE AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US
>>144485620I lied because I like big cats sue me same genius kek
>>144485512>when a black is celebrating their pregnancy at the park
>>144485726Aspinall should have been there in the fighter's section so he could challenge Jon Jones in person.
>>144485726Freaky ass freemason nigga in the middle
>>144485745He’ll be at MSG in November for Jon to hand over the undisputed title
>promoted to undisputed champion
>unranked
>>144485421The good news is the hell he is helping to create (anti white shit) will affect his own daughter in the end. Fuck that faggotAlso i'm glad his mother killed herself the hateful cunt deserved it
>disputed champion of the world
Not white because uhhhh hes iraqi or something
>>144485781leave reddit rob alone
Tom Aspinall will have debuted in the UFC and rose through the rankings from unranked to undisputed champion all before Canada managed to get one single ranked fighter
>>144485804>A West asian/South American mutt doesnt like white/european peopleWhy bongoloids are so low iqHe is not white
>>144485813not european; not white
>>144485804Why do wignats hate white people so much?
>>144485825but enough about you
>>144485824I know he isn't you stupid fucking retard but his daughter is white passing and will suffer the consequences of his hateful rhetoric
I'm White
>>144485813Exactly Look like a middle easterner, not europeanEven if both are path of the caucasoid race, there is minor differences>>144485825ExactlyWhite = European
I'm white but my bussy is black and yellow with bull cum
>>144485832i am of european descent
>MFW the bvll has full blown AIDS
>>144485838She is just a child We dont know how will she look like when grown upPlenty of menas look pale and fair haired as babies but are the typical swarthy MENA when grown up
>>144485781>>144485820rob would have beat a 2018 gsp
>>144485823we need tom to have the shaun treatment it sucks like i think toms is a dominant dude i think he wants it i think he has talent(i dont think hes ready for jhon not a joke) but i want to see that fight jhon is a panther and tom is the guy that murderd a cub it gets dark
I go away for 10 minutes and you retards start spamming about pol and faggotry.
>white = european
>>144485849fraid not
>>144485878please stop posting
>>144485882so it's your fault
>>144485882Your country is obsessed with raceEverywant want to be most european/spanish possible and is ashamed of their native dna
>>144485878>the shaun treatment Raped?
>>144485897no one here is more obsessed with race than you
>>144485889<3 u2 sorry my g
>>144485884>romanian Possibly gypsy admixed >>144485908Im not
Merab defeated the Norwood reaper. He's only just come a knocking for dear Sean
>>144485872The shit hole she will grow up in will be completely anti white or anti "white adjacent" (which she will likely be). She will have to endure the hatred her father enabled.
>>144485930>>144485930>>144485930
>>144485878Who is Shaun
>>144485924Its notMaybe in the 2010s/2000s yes but things are changing The stuff you say is more and more Mainstream and Popular
>>144485945my bad strictly speaking no rematch
>>144485957Please learn English.
>>144485968>No arguments>>144485942Could do betterThey should let me do the designs
>>144485512This is the best thing I’ve seen in months on heem dot com. He is in his natural habitat. Cucked by his wife and the ufc with gooby
>>144483990i don't know my number #1 but i'd place Cruz above him with easeTJ ranks high but that's more for skill than actual names
