burger king (home of the whopper) edition
This was the thread. It always was.
Is contendermaxxing the best approach to becoming champ? Belal, merab, both long win streaks. Schaubkat is next
>>144494362Nina Drama JOI
>>144494362Messican ass shhhhit b
Better than Dairy
>>144494362
>O'Malley
The lord hath given unto each man his place at his table and furnished them of the body of christ to nourish them. But the man who accept not his place at the table shall go hungry to follow his own devices. Let is instead join God and eat at his table that we may come to know his ways. Amen.
Abu Dhabi card looking lit
>the sport will be ruined if Merab becomes a champion !!! the four horsemen of the apocalypse are going to be unleashed and the Rapture is gonna take us all !!!>merab becomes champion>nothing happens
Merab beasted four former champs
Kvassbib is at it again
You cant suffer in Mexico
>>144494306>>144494319Sour grapes. He beat the #2 guy in the division. Which means he's next in line. If the #1 becomes the champ, then that means #2 is next, if he hasn't already fought for the belt. Otherwise why even have rankings? "He hasn't beat anybody" is the same thing you virgins said about Islam and now he's 3 defenses in.Also Umar beat Cory on the feet. He beat the striking specialist at his own game.
Sean O'Malley had a pretty incredible career. I look forward to seeing him sipping happy dad seltzers on his podcast
>>144494591>he doesn't yet realize this is the rapture alreadyOh no no no, may he with eyes to see let him see and may he with ears to hear let him hear so that he may learn the truth and follow after it.
AGP is God's punishment.
>>144494667Sandhagen beats Umar in the rematch
>>144494591I don't get the narrative that if the champ is "boring" then the division is ruined. It's not like you only watch title fights and nothing else.
sheem status?
For the way of God is a straight and narrow path mired at the sides by hurdles and stumbling blocks and those without the light of christ at their helm to guide them will fall and not know with what they are caused to falter.
>>144494718You're awake, how about that?
>>144494720Amen.
>>144494362This woman is NOT italian
>>144494535The sphere was cool too bad about the card
I really don't want to go home... ;_;
>>144494768You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
>>144494718Resolved
>>144494779NJ or NY?
Okay I've ran some basic simulations, Umar doesn't cover his cock either during face-offs. Meaning, we could expect an absolute banger of a fight
>>144494791They didnt told you?
>>144494798I prefer the bong that circles sexy mudflaps and not ugly men
>>144494798MMa Mengmath always works
>>144494801
>>144494800Yes but they also told me this is French Sicilian so I don't know what to believe anymore
Florida LGBTQ+ legend Madame Xneed is in the house! Give xer a big round of applause!
I have been treated by the owner of this general one heem
And is "sneed" in the room with us right now?
>>144494664yeah you can I do it everyday
>>144494838Stop deadnaming chud, xer name is Madame Xneed
Ok schizo.
>>144494819Use it on the inselaffen or their pa*i pet
>>144494840same
>>144494894What the hell is an inselaffen?
>>144494916This dude don't know what an inselaffen is
Fella is moving country for the fashion, zesty
I need to know the Nordic Consensus©
Ground and pound, Cormier is roundGonna get the crown (when I'm 50)
Undisputed.
*gives you CTE*
>>144494919>>144494536?
>>144494975What's hard to understand b the only good thing about living at home is I'm closer to my nigga swede diamond, no homo
soon.
Ground and pound, taken downLeft, right some ask from which angelStraight through the middle really no riddleWaiting around for my shell to crack As for that you cant hold me backSend this message the old and youngConfused about where I come fromWhat planet? What channel? What station?Africa from the Zulu nation
>>144494953nice A, A, ...A rhyme scheme b
>>144494987
Start from scratch, forget the chartsRun up on me? I'm sorry, you can'tWarrior charge, warrior charge (ye ye)I spit bars, I don't throw dartsThem type of games, I don't take partMan smokes lemon, man smokes Gelat'Ain't got a bass, got a rack, it's a blast from the pastMade the verse then mixed the partsFive cards laid down on the tables, still I can't see no heartsDon't say nothin' when you see me walk pastWe spot a dog there always on guardMight switch it up, start spitting in yardsAlways getting involved, you're too fastNot from the same place but worlds apartIf you don't want to see the end don't start
>>144494987yeah Italy sounds pretty cool
>>144495016It's Angela hill b not me
LBH clozzy
Anyone else here become a boomer like me and skip most fights except 1 or 2 matches now?I used to pay attention to every UFC card but I have skipped many this year.Is this what aging is like?
>>144494757nina tunisia
>>144495091Uh yerp
Almost 7am in Madameland btw (Florida)
7am and 7 inches of my cock in your mouth already
>>144495103you sufer from autogynephilia
FACT: Madame Xneed has sex with men.
Woke up and already revved spammy, s'tawlf b
>Woke upMadame we all know you haven’t slept in days
>>144495146Sorry, your mom said you wouldnt hear us across the hall.
black pussy is goated
kek BTFO
>do you think I’m just gonna sit there and let you suck me off, Madame Xneed?
We’ve been over this Madame my mother doesn’t have relations with transsexuals
You fuck dawlgs now spammy?
>>144495049Many flaws of course but these doos have their heads on straight and I'm living like how I assume Hunter Campbell must live
>>144495091I tune in to every card. Shan't watch wmma, tune out when fights turn to obvious crotch sniff. Honestly a lot of times I lose interest by the end of the card, it just takes like one fight to remind me how gay the sport is
>>144494667Figgy just beat the last title challenger, canhagen never even fought for the title before.
>>144495203That’s a child
>>144495203kys pedo
>>144495206That's why she needs an adult you nonce-brain freak.
>>144495203all i can say is shogun head twice as big but her mouth twice as wide
>>144495215>>140217369>xadame Xneed is a disgusting child molester who talks to teenage boys on grindr we been knew
S? W.
there are two undisputed champions one loss away from being sent to join shatkaev in brave
>>144495266leave merab alone
Boy spammy really on one today huh
>>144495271stop raping kids
>>144495275Right back at ya
>>144495159>She never sleeps, the Bullet. She is dancing, dancing. She says that she will never die.
Is your distain for skateboards because you're paraplegic?
if shev succesfully defends a couple more times is she the woMENs goat or forever in poones' shadow?
>>144495326Nah queen shev beat nunes despite being way smaller and not on steroids.
>>144495330Well keep your miserable self loathing to yourself please, some of us are trying to discuss martial arts here.
>>144495326Ronda will forever be the WMMA goat
>>144494362that's a man
>>144495338> some of us are trying to discuss martial arts here.>>144470653
>>144495344Your mom schaubs herself when she pushes too hard riding my 7 inch cock*
>I been on another 3 day meth-and-tranny binge. Its gotra stop b, youre... youre my only hope.what martial art is this discussing?
It was pretty big when your mom had it yeah
Ohhh hes posting on both IP addresses, spammy is revved bad here Joe! Hes revved BAAAD!
>*checks out the next card*
>>144495157whycome? I guess angela hill coud get it but if its so good why do their own men not want 'em?
>>144495385>I been on another 3 day meth-and-tranny binge. Its gotra stop b, youre... youre my only hope.martial arts?
Xhe's coping again...
>>144495392Angela Hill status: MENTIONED
>>144495397Why did she do that?
>>144495409Because she a bad bitch.
>>144495386its one of the best fight nights in a while b
>>144495420and at european time, Idk what hes moaning about
>>144495386heeminder shitryl gayne promised his fans he'd be on the card
UFC: Paris picks>St. Benis >Imavov >Brito >Battle >Miranada >Frevolathawlts?
>>144495449nina has practiced assuming the position an awful lot
>2 months more to speak and it will be doneSOON
>it will be finished soonSOON (it will be finished)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt_T9BHypHQ&ab_channel=MauriceSpears
Wallentina simps are the fucking worst
Madame Xneed sees xerself in Valentina
>>144495488Nah fuck that
>>144495444what's the over/under on him vs. volkov on 308 being a fake fight?
>>144495503Depends if Gane realizes Volkov actually looks good now. He only fights people he already knows he beats or title shots.
Cyril "bum frauding" Gane
GDS
>>144495551gaped doggydiddler sneed?
Schaub would've been better as a Middleweight fighter
Gane Ducking Simulator
Schaub is the shit
nobody has mentioned Black cock this entire thread, Madame florida thirsting for some BBC trannies methinks....
>Fails the absolute first secondHoly shit lmao
>>144494757Messicans are the Italians or North America, b.
they call 'em TAN TEN TENS down in florida b
Holy fuck the SPAMMYS are revved
I did it, I revved the spammer
>>144495590>TAN TEN TENSMadames favourite....
>the SPAMMYS>the spammerWhich is it?
Its you b...its you.
Whatever helps you cope Madame
I was making a joke, there's just no Genova's Witnesses ITT I guess.
personally i preferred the pancreatitis gimmick
>>144495590based as fuck
>>144495648this is who Xneed would've become if xhe went on T instead of E
>>144495648flew over my head g
At least two of these guys will become champ within the next couple years.
>>144495677
He could've rivalled volk if he cared
HEEM
>>144495710no heem
>>144495648>no Genova's Witnesses ITT I guess.its full of pisstroopers
HEEM (my meng)
>>144495726whose babushka is that?
Diego Lopes is the #3 ranked UFC featherweight.
>>144495737
>>144495726That's a 25 year old slav woman
>it's a "current champ only fights once a year" episode again What's wrong with the UFC man
>>144495744My meng after Valentina is done with me
>>144495754based
>>144495726OHHH DUMP-TRUCK GRANNY WITH THA MENG-HEEM!!
>>144495754BASED and SHEV-PILLED
>joanna>shevchenkoMadame Xneed loves xer some women built like men
Madame AGP self inserts into WMMA
Are we being raided?
>>144495794Its more like an endless siege with spammy, dude has and will never touch grass (disabled)
Much like xhe convinced xerself xhe’s a woman, Xneed has convinced xerself xer bullies are one person
>>144495794he did say he was in contact with the discord
Grasso in reverse cowgirl postion while sitting down speaking in Spanish
>>144495822Yet none of you can walk, which is the craziest part.
>>144495825How else do women do reverse cowgirl than sitting down you goof
>>144495825Grasso feet sniffing (imagine the smell)
The real foot GOAT:
>>144495830hovering
>>144495830You can do it laying down or standing up I used to do it with my girlfriend all the time
>>144495867What was his name?
>>144495877OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BTFO!!
>>144495677>fighting nerds>are actually assholes grifting as nerdsmany such cases
https://youtu.be/dPRuMg-tZak?t=763
>>144495677>>144495967also those 4 mfers have p4p the worst colleciton of tattoos in the world. Make's gaycheese tattoos look like divinely inspired works of art.
"I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds," he said. "All our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior.""We are the nerds who like to fight," the former math and chemistry teacher turned mixed martial artist told ESPN. "The real point [of The Fighting Nerds] is to inspire people," Borralho said. "There's a message for all the people who have been bullied around the world. Some kids wear glasses but don't like to because they feel they are ugly. Imagine [what it is like] to see the best fighters in the world kicking the s--- out of people and are proud to wear their glasses?""He was just like me, where we prefer to be rational than emotional when it comes to fighting," Sucupira said. "We looked at it like a math problem and when you prepare for an exam, you have to be calm, relaxed and think before you answer, especially when the adrenaline kicks in, to do your best work.""We approach fighting in a different way," Borralho said. "We are analyzing everything -- statistics, [fighting] mechanics, movements and patterns. We are just different in this game.""Fighting and nerds are two opposites that, when put together, are a strong mix," Sucupira said about the name of the collective. "Every fighter wants to be more intelligent and every nerd wants to be brave."
Yeah, FUCK bullies!!!
>>144496011>" Borralho said. "We are analyzing everything -- statistics, [fighting] mechanics, movements and patterns.Hmmm
Yeah I want no part of this thread, whatup
>>144496011Holy fucking shit
>>144496035Caio also predicted that Strickland would walk through IsraelHowever, Dricus has been a self admitted blind spot to him. His success defies everything about conventional technique
>>144496035He means pre-AIDS khamzat
>>144496050At first he said Dricus sucks, then walked it back a bit and that dricus could beat Adesanya if he wrestled.
>>144496011he sounds like a retard and i could brainheem him physically and mentally
wow brudda this guy is like the best at training, fighting? nah we don't that shit here
>>144496011based
>>144496054robussy finna get POZZED im afraid
https://youtu.be/T86vXmbkRAI?t=2963
Madame has begun xer nightly sissy hypno goonsesh
>wears glasses>makes being a nerd his whole identity this dude doesn’t know who would win in a no prep time match between post crisis martian manhunter and yhwach
What was the last time Whittaker fought a real grappler and won.Dricus hit the fucking WMMA throw on him and Romero was barely a wrestler by the time he fought Rob. Kamaru, could only barely survive the first round onslaught and he's way more experienced in that world than Whittaker is. You could say no knees but are sure Rob isn't more flushed than him at this stage?
wtf is this thread, meng
>>144496119Warhammer is such a stereotypical tranny interest kek
I'm not gonna say that I enjoy watching Cody Garbrandt get knocked out
>>144496127Jacare, so 7 years ago.
Sneed got the 'cord seethin
Sneed runs weem
Xneed called in xer discord tranadians for backup.
>>144495710the military it's the most gay shit that ever existed
>>144496127Aliskerov is on paper one of the most decorated grappler to ever compete in mma
>>144496189Ikram has schizophrenia and doesn't know if he wants to strike or wrestle most of the time.
>>144496189Aliskerov won sambo matches by defending tds and outstriking the pure wrestlers
>>144496189Musumeci would tear his legs off
Bussymeci nearly died from breathing too hard
>>144496120there's no nerd in history who has ever gotten "free spirit" tatted across his neck. They're calling themselves fighting nerds because it's a cool gimmick and being a nerd fag is trendy.
>>144496180Is there actually an Discord? Can I please get a invite? I think you all know who I am and the laughs and insight and badassness I bring
What is Madame hoping to achieve by spamming xer troon tunes?
>>144496215>>144496197>>144496086>>144496234edm is tranny hypno
>>144496237Revving (You) [MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]
I like the Russian beatslop its very calming
>answers to Madame>never denies the tranny accusations
>>144496225So true
>>144496225You would be thinking about bussy
You literally say shit like "Uhh no your penis isnt huge only sizably above average" lmao, what the fuck is wrong with you for real.
>>144496281nobody said that, you need to take your medicine.
>>144496281I don't need to hear about your average size penis bro
Didn't realize this was discord lite. You fags may as well use tripcodes. Or better yet just meet up so you can suck each other off in real life like you do in these threads.
Y'all already forgot?
>>144496302HRT be shrinkin it FR
>>144496306I'm not invited to the 'cord
>>144496313You been putting yours in the OJ when Im over there fucking your mom ya cheeky cunt?
>worthless invalid freakXhe's projecting again
>>144496324Stand up for yourself then.
my inbox stay solemn without the 'cord 'vite
>>144496324the chronic terminal pancreatitis was just a larp, he’s def mentally ill though
>>144496329just pmed it to you
>>144496337xe/xer chud
Kill yourself, loser. (You know who you are.)
ban evading german pedo is back
MMA?
>>144496337do you mean pancrase?
>>144496390you're a pedophile
>>144487287I know this, I don't think Ankalaev is some monster wrestlerBut I do think when you factor in weight as well he'll find grappling easier than DDP would against Pereira
>>144496402Can you stop fantasising about children in the MMA thread, thanks
>>144496411not a single child in this thread.
I’ve been lurking on /heem/ for years and I still don’t understand who the fuck madame sneed or spammy is
>>144496417Apart from the one you posted off topic fantasies about
>>144496422nothing is off topic if it's in relation to a former UFC and Pride Champion
>>144496417thank god, they need to be kept safe from you
>>144496440Fantasising about children is off topic
>>144496447stop shitting up the thread with your non combat sport related whining b, post heems instead
>>144496462heeminder that i would superman punch any of you fools if you tried me
>>144496462You entered the thread to whine about being banned for posting offtopic pedo fantasies
>>144496498>pedo solidarity from madame xneed
Guys I am begging you. These constant slapfights are destroying your minds. I cant imagine how you guys live if you aruge here every day. Unless you guys are being ironical but to be ironical every day for years....Im worried about you guys is all.
heem doesn't talk enough about how dogshit poofc is right now kpopidolbehonest
Mckenzie dern? Peach of a braphog. Don't let her husband find out though, he'll pretend to be mckenzie via text and arrange to murder you in a car park
>>144496542I'm not joking poofc pooche officially heemed the sport dead. it's over b....
>>144496542>dogshitYou've just made Lady Xneed's gaping ussy wetter than when she gets the steatorrhea runs.
>>144496549that was her new boyfriend antonio troccoli (the guy sharta beat up)she left her husband for beating her ass
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYhehee
Why dont wrestlers do any supplexes anymore?
>>144496542we are devolving so along with us so are our athletes and basic production level to get you hyped for fightsno more anderson's, gsp's, conor's even jon jones types (gays)it's just abdullah from the gypsy mountains or some brazilian
>>144496577waste of energy, do no damage
>>144496577Suplexes are hard to do and rarely give good position
>>144496584it's almost as if they protect certain people and punish others for pointing out some things that they don't want pointed out
>>144496577It was cool when Rory suplexed Nate. Also when Curt Henning gave The Giant an Perfectplex.
Madame Xneed is getting hangry she must've not milked enough Rotweilers during her goon sesh
funny>“That’s not our job,” Syndicate MMA head coach John Wood told MMA Fighting following UFC 306. “I’m not trashing Tim for anything he does. I respect Tim, but it is a bullshit move. I was yelling at Tim across the cage several times when Sean would mess up ,and I was making sure Sean heard me calling out everything that he wanted to throw.>“When he would do something stupid, I caught myself a couple of times in the fight going ‘Tim, did you teach him that? That was terrible!’ [shouting] across the cage.”
>>144496584If you post anything cutting towards spammy it gets deleted. Honestly. I just laugh at his life.
>>144496577Freestyle wrestlers still do
>>144496620Xneedophilia doesn’t take it well when the chomocords off topic pedo posting is called out
>>144496632oh nice a literal murder at the Olympics
we need another Ecco the dolphin finish the trilogy
Xhe really does live in xer own world
>>144496662They did it's on Dreamcast (best console) b
>>144496667The cord xisters are now coming up with conspiracies for why their pedophilic sentiments and off topic schizophrenia gets deleted. A truly unwell group of Individuals
prime conor was unheemablespammy is a literal alphabet agent nobody has access to thousands of proxies and can keep spamming a place for +5 yearsa normal person would run out of proxies or money or both.
The chomocord is getting buck broken by the chadnnies and chadcord it appears.
>>144496668
>>144496685>
jeez just filter the word "xhe" and half the thread disappears
Ching chong chomo is getting upset!!!
>>144496640why are her pants basically at her tits
>>144485925Fuck Dana
>remembering how I mindbroke the chomo BDScord into Reddit filtercucks
>>144496685It's quite obvious that prime conor was #unheemable. As for "thems", yes it's quite obvious. Running a dedicated, practically decade long op for more than full time hours a day isn't just regular autism. A regular autist would eventually get obsessed with something else like a videogame or anime and you wouldn't hear from them. These alphabets are on call practically all hours of the day 7 days a week.
This is your daily reminder that /heem/'s favourite fighter, Sean O'Malley, lost.Benoît Saint Denis though? Oh he's gonna heem
>>144496750what about jack della manlovah
>>144496685>>144496744actual spammy hasn’t been here in years, “spammy” has just become a term for the spergs
>>144496733>they filter words on the screen but it still lives in their headThat's aura.
spammy watches mandrama massive kek
The people's main event
>>144496750Believe it or not I was cheering for godmalley mostly because of hating merat. I find his style more abhorrent than basically any dagi. At least dagis will try for subs, and can get heems from time to time. merat's entire style is built around his EPO use. No heems, no subs, just being a crotchsniffing goblin. He's the guy in the sport I'd like to be heemed stiff the most. I'll even cheer for poomar against him if that's next up.
>>144496799You’re the only one here who spams mandrama Chang chomo
>>144496744yeah that Hawaiian gentleman should of had another shot at conor imhobut it's funny "them's" without "meng's" use to obsess over tiger shuab and got me banned for calling them out as nonces guess some other people that referee fights for free are in on the thing as well
DEATH TO THE DEMON PARKER PORTER
>>144496883Fallen Angel, b.
>>144496779Oh you mean the guy who struggled against Gilber FUCKING Burns??>>144496818All I know is Merab is champ and O'Malley is a failure. Is it like a name curse? Do all champions named Sean fail miserably as champions?
>guy who struggled vs Gilber FUCKING Burnsyeah Khamzat did that>O'Malley will have defended his title more than Merab when he loses to Poomar next
Never watching UFC again
>>144496913The only other guy to finish glibert at 170 is poosman, also in r3, in a fight where he almost kod malteser head. Gilbert was crotchsniffing for dear fuckin life against JDM.
there's a 6'8 heemer on the contender series tonighthttps://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/112923-contender-series-2024-week-6
>>144496963
>>144496963Dollar Store Walker Johnny Silva Barra de Souza
>>144496963>Tall Brazilian fighter>Named TallisonReally, Dana?
Zatdaddy flushed giblet
he's revved, remember me cunt?
>>144496993he stopped trying long ago
Chandler is -240 against Charles
>>144494362i don't know how women can be so shamelessly and publicly whorish. what happened to modest virtues and family values? imagine marrying this retard who thinks it's okay to display tits for a short term cash grab. imagine having a child with this freaky ass hoe and he sees these videos
>>144496963>Nickname: Sicko
I'm officially done coming here.
>>144497048Sex sells and money rules the world
>>144497051nothing must feel better then getting a good shot on someone and feeling them go limp and stop defending. extra shots must be hard to stop
>>144497048nina was literally a nude playboy model dude aka dubai portapotty aka street walker. Her boyfriend is a messican sicko who gets off to filming her with other men.
>>144497116Imagine Turki dumping a huge saudi steamer on her chest
>>144497051makes me feel good about my height but by a negligeable margin
LOL I just heard Jon confirmed he's retiring. DOAT confirmed.
>>144497110you knoe schaubing on a grasso must be peak
Lady Xneed really got triggered at being told to stop posting pedophilic content huh
>>144497116Sex
>>144497212Only the 10th time he's confirmed it
Diego vs Volk unfortunately
>>144497278Volk had a good run
Lobussy vs anal prolapse sadly
>>144497212Good riddance
Volkano burger
>>144497278Volk may actually die he can't take a clean hit
>>144497278On the prelims of topuria vs evloev I assume
>>144497325
>>144497332fersure #6 kwabsar shitloev is going to leapfrog #3 dieGOAT with a snoozer over sterling
A game of levels.
Songs for the feel of calling some guys wife fat and then getting heemed by him? Thanks. Its been an dofficult morning.
>>144497357Damn the fumes from your dirty diaper panties are rottin' yo bussy, brain, and skin playa.
>>144497375his wife is still a fat hog, who cares?
>>144497352Movdaddy owns Lobussy and impregnated him with creamy white undefeated GOAT seed
>>144497357The scabies has rotted your brain Madame
>>144495982#3: "Muay Thay" #2: "Free Spirit" #1: "Lord" in God of War font
>>144497380>>144497391why are muslims like this?
>30-26 Evloev Damn diegussy was crammed full of caucus cummies
>yes, yes, well done, Valentina.... HOWEVER
>>144497389Ty breh
>>144497411You’re as schizophrenic as your internet GF Madame Agp, I fear
i hear pic related is a big fan of mmaremember when he was almost extradited to the u.s. for leaking u.s. spies in foreign countries covert names?>you are on a list
>>144496120I think they mean "nerd" as in 'study a lot" nerd, not the 'consumes a lot of media" nerd
>paki headcanonDieGOAT 30-26ed Ortega though
Oh its tight! She's shitting everywhere Joe!
>>144497476This is how Madame steatorrheas on xer skateboard
>>144496963>pro mma record: 6-0-0>current streak: 7 wins
>>144497420"The Joker" Wang Cong (they/them)
>>144497493Factual post.
wow volk is so good at cooking*the best dish he can make is bugle crusted chicken*
Who's xhe talking to?
FACT: Madame Xneed dressed up her in mazza's makeup and panties so she could get spanked and gaped by her fazza.
>>144497523name a better dish
>>144497468Diegaped squealed while getting spanked and spunked by Movdaddy thoughevermorebeit
>>144497494Tapology also accounts for kick boxing and meme mixed rules fightsIn this guys case, he had a random kickboxing match with a nigga named Jhonny Pereira and that was added to his winstreak
>>144497391>8 decisions, including a random guy on a week's notice, including a robbery against Allen>bellow Diegoat in the rankinghow do Evlotrannies cope?
Stop it! Just stop!Because I'm going to get mad.You CANNOT question his record. He is unbeaten. UNBEATEN. HIS ENTIRE CAREER.He beat Gus. TWICE. You are NOT ALLOWED to question this.He beat DC. TWICE. You are NOT ALLOWED to question this.He beat Dominick Reyes, Thiago Santos, and everyone else who you think might have beaten him. You are NOT ALLOWED to question this.And then he moved up to heavyweight and CONQUERED C*ril G*ne who was supposed to be the next big thing. He CONQUERED him just like he would CONQUER Th*mas Asp*nall. You are NOT ALLOWED to question this.Jones could go to 50 if he wanted to and still be unbeaten.He WILL beat St*pe and he WILL retire the GOAT.Who knows more about these things: You or Dana? DANA. THAT'S WHO.SO STOP.
>>144497544Just call him Lopiss like everyone else you weirdo
>>144497543carne esahh
Madame is in desperate need of changing her dirty diaper panties, the necrosis is creeping to her AGP'd brain
Fuuuuuug Sneed is dogwalking the FUCK out of Spammy right now
>>144494362She looks really cute here.
Do mods really?
>>144497569>pedo solidarity
>>144497565It's keto bitch!
FACT: it took 3 days to wash Movdaddys caucuses Cummies out of diegaped’s menstrual mullet
Diego is simply a better fighter
You're hurting yourself way more than me bro. You spammed this gross stuff for over 2 years and what happened? You ended up pissed off & banning everybody and changing IP.Just think about what I said, nothing is going to change until you start doing things differently. And I'm sorry for flaming you so hard, like I said it's really not personal. I just wish you'd stop ruining /heem/ for everybody. God Bless.
>>144497560don't expect their nicknames to make any sense
Is xer talking to its own AGP?
Madame is further gone than xhe'll ever know... sad
Xer AGP is acting up again...
>>144497723That is an excellent and factual post howeverbeit.
FACT: Sean Strickland and Ms. AGP were RAPED
I can't believe the discord raiders coopted Strickraped posting.../heem/ culture has been appropriated...
is diego hue or mexican
I invented shota Sean thoughbeit
yes pakimong we know you’re a pedo
>>144497811Hue who trains in mexico, but maybe one of his parents is also mexican. What's the difference?
>>144497811Brazilian by blood, mexican by heart
>>144497827Movdaddy's pocket bussy
Lopes vs Ige got memoryholed real quick
>>144497827No I’m not Lawrence Strickland
>>144497856Lobussy got his hole gaped and filled by Movdaddy for a long 15 minutes.
>>144497856No we remember Lobussy BRUTAL 29-28 against a 2 minute notice fighter
>>144497856Ige heems anybody who isn't top 10 material. As far as gatekeepers go he's probably the best at his job.
>>144497856because literally nothing can be taken from it, it was thrown together to fill a spot on a struggling ppv
Merab got the best 48-47 you'll ever see in a title fight
Damn, merab is a beast, beat a guy who was 1 and 1 with THE cheeto
>>144497910I've also never seen a guy get "dominated" in a fight and leave looking less roughed up than when he stepped in the cage.
>rodriguez higher than ortega kek
>>144497943They’re 1-1 tbf
>>144497958Ortega's 1 is less flukey
Charles is fucked
post cute mma daughters
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>>144497969the lunging left hook will be there for Chandler
>>144497969i wanted Charles to win against Islamat least Charles had interesting fights
>>144497969If this exact sequence was done by poohands it would've been called off as soon as shartles hit the ground desu senpai
>>144498028i think she’s cute
>>144497969Chandler's pushing it with the age. Charlie's clearly had a roid cycle since then, I'm not so sure. And Chandler was subbed by Poorier and dog walked by Garth.Would be fun to see him win though but feels like I'm a coping cazzie at this point if I pick him, even though he used to be my favorite fighter.
>>144498037I don't understand the Islam hate. All of his fights as a champion have been good so far.
>Chandler has 2 sonsHigh T.
>>144498077>dive >gifted decision>lay up>lay uptremendous indeed
>>144498028She could bag a roided tren bro when she's older. Imagine if she then births a male. He would be the goat of the sport looking like prime broc while being natty.
Okay, so Charles can get completely and totally fucked and literally beat into prostratingBut Aljo gets dropped ONCE, hit with half the punishment Charles did, while still moving and bettering jis position, and Goddard just stops the fight?
>WORK! WORK!
>SOON
>>144498108>0/8 attempted strikes landed
>>144498077>I don't understand the Islam hate.
turdporiabros...
>>144498095Guys who take roids often curse themselves with daughters only. I don't know the biochem but it's an easily observable phenomenon. Though I doubt "she" can conceive naturally at this point given that she also isn't natty. Two roidheads trying to have a baby is a science project that requires multiple doctors and months/years of treatment most of the time.
>>144497856Lopes dominated Ige who didn't cut weight and who looked way juicier than usual weight cut Ige
>>144498129
>>144498129me when mom buys the expensive tendies
Merabussy needs Umdaddy to give him a proper Daddystan fill up
>>144496897you mean Portergeist, obviously
>>144498129The whole machismo thing is an obvious act, you could see pass his mask when he KOed Volk, he was in complete disbelief of what he just didSame thing when he was watching Max vs Gaethje, he was completely stunned watching it and then after the fact he went "uhhhhh they're just bums winging punches they're not on my level actually max is scared of fighting ME you guys" I don't know if he's doing it to build up a fanbase or if he's doing it to get over his own nerves and insecurities, but he's not actually this insufferably arrogant bitch he presents himself as
the muslims of /heem/ are literally gay pedophiles, it’s not even a joke or trolling
>>144498185They're gay? Wow what a bunch of fucking degenerates
>>144498185This is an unequivocal fact.
>>144498185it's a false fag
>>144498129Extremely semitic looking people
>>144498211>>144498185add me to the discord
>>144498185true but they just take whatever angle they can against the usual targets. if they think they can do it with adesanya they will. I'm not one to defend ragheads, but these are probably just troons.
>>144498136Nah, just get good sleep, take your SERMs, learn to live with the side effects and limp dick by taking cialis regularly and then add viagra when finna conceive between the very short lived cycles.
>>144498234here you go https://youtu.be/TFVu6ICa8pQ
Daddysanya got ya bussy boilin' too huh?
Max vs Topuria can't come soon enough, I just want to watch some good ass MMA
>>144498243I'm glad you're finally getting help
>>144498252>I'm glad you're finally getting helpme when you stop fighting your boogeymen in a sports general
>>144498271>n-no youprojection is a sign of schizophrenia anon
>>144498175>I don't know if he's doing it to build up a fanbase or if he's doing it to get over his own nerves and insecurities, but he's not actually this insufferably arrogant bitch he presents himself asThe reddit levels are off the charts
>>144498237>how to have a little retard babythese things fuck up your sperm quality in a way that requires 6+ months to heal at the best. most guys who know shit about shit come off for at least that long before trying to conceive.
>>144498284correct, you just exhibited that trait
>>I don't know if he's doing it to build up a fanbase or if he's doing it to get over his own nerves and insecurities, but he's not actually this insufferably arrogant bitch he presents himself as>The reddit levels are off the charts
>>144498185not the only ones from /heem/ to be fair
The chomocord is not handling their mental decline well I'm afraid
My BDSussy is already quivering
>>144498291I'm just memin b
>>144498290
>>144498291>>how to have a little retard babyisn't that the title of your mum's book?
>>144498331Chills.There is no one quite like the P4P#1
>>144498338all good b just makin sure cuz I've actually known people who finna fucked up like that
>>144498352Excellent post. The BDScord are already revving up their filters, I fear.
Now that the dust has settled, why did Dustin never win the big one?
Finna?
how would they do in the ufc? they already see red
>>144498385Wrong era + Shartles cheating
>>144497856you now remember canada outing himself as a completely clueless retard who is clearly extremely physically weak and has never participated in a sporting competition in his life when he tried to argue that they weighed the same so it was a totally relevant fight
Rakic vs Pereira will be a good fight.
>>144498434who gives le fuck
>>144498451any opportunity to dunk on canada being a weakling is one that must be taken
I think Merab needs to follow in brazza Islam's footsteps and challenge himself against Pantoja. If it's a good fight then they do lil bit rematch. Then Merab needs to defend belt against a big name legend of the division. I think a Dominick Cruz fight should follow, even if Dominick is coming off a loss. A champion must have big name title defense for legacy brazza you know dis.After these fights, then Umar can hev title show.
>>144498398i see some 125 contenders b
BDStard try so hard to memoryhole that shartles caused Islam vs Volk w by ducking
>>144498478Dominick Cruz. Give me Dominick Cruz, no more playing games I need Cruz.
>>144498478Merab vs Pantoja would actually be a good fight I'd be down for itAlso Islam tried to give Charles a rematch in Rio but Charles turned it down so he accepted the Volk super fight instead
>>144498490UFC ducked Gamrot
>>144498478
>>144498504oh yeah I forgot that shartles ducked twice KWABOTY
islam ducked
>>144498513bumrot is not a championship level fighter, imagine losing to dookie dan LMAO
DDP can't stop speaking based truths.
>ynr goomrot got spleemed by dookie dan
Gamrot REFUSED to win the fight
the judges refused to give gamrot his well-deserved win
>>144498555lol khabib knows Gayrot's spammy control-time wrasslin is the easiest fight in the division for Islam
and for my first defense i want to fight the guy who always loses
Does anyone have any sean vs merab webm?
>>144498642It's middleweight every tope middleweight loses a shit ton
>>144498655kek it do be like that>>144498642not true robert deserves it
>>144498672Except for one
>>144498661
>>144498692>2 middleweight bouts>both were short noticereally living up to the name eh
>>144498115Umar's fucked.
>>144498711thank you mate
Team shartles pulled out. Team Costurd pulled out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzIwhhixNMwe are here
Middleweights top 5>StricklandGot bussy blasted by Kamaru, sonned by ZDS, heem beautiful by Pereira, and then lost a largely inactive fight against Cannonier>Adensanya He has lost to so many fucking guys at this point I'm tired of naming them>WhittakerLost to fucking Court McGee >ImavovLost to Phil Hawes and off the coach Strickland >CaioActually hasn't lost in the UFC yet
>>144498747that is a brutal lineup, i heemcerely hope none of you watch this
>>144498661>>144498108
>>144498759real sherdog warrior here
>>144498768fake one
>>144498789You have no right to talk down to me your people have no ranked male fighters
>>144498830>>144498830>>144498830
>>144498829>>144498829>>144498829
>>144498834>>144498836cant go wrong with either
