10 minutes
:)
hope the dodgers fuck up the rest of the month then fail in the wild card
doubt any fish will show up
Doyers
>>144505069big words for a little man
is stephen nelson fired
This is our moment. What we've waited for all season long to mess up somebody else's playoff ambitions.
>>144505110real fish fag?
why he strike out every first ab
I just remembered I still have chicken in the fridge life is good bros
>>144505097no he just covers whenever joe is doing assignments for fox
>>144505150it's a japanese thing
>>144505163I got beef curry and rice tonight
doyers look like they are going to be on this guy
it's scary playing a team that has nothing to lose
>>144505110Not happenin fishfren
>>14450520128 years oldsounds like a AAA/AAAA type
>>144505180sounds tasty anon cheers
>>144505203I'm fully expecting us to beat them down thoroughly and I'm usually cautious about feeling that way
stop being a faggot, miller
ffs booby
>buehler looked good on sunday>miller still looks like shit
yeah this idiot is a lost cause
GAVIN LUX
GAVIN SUX
I remember some anon reporting early this year bobby had been posting on his socials from his car taking shots or something
>doyer errors on errors
that's gotta hurt
>>144505298that was me. it was last year and it was shit from before he was drafted
>>144505230There may be merit to to your cleveland-spidersense.
>lux
oh you gotta be BLEEPIN me!
>>144505330lord where does the time go. alas, never left my mind
really hoping miller takes a line drive to the face
>GAVIN FUX (IT UP)
>>144505338how is he this inexplicably useless?
shit pitchingshit defenseshit luckjust one out to get buddy
LANGUAGE Conine there's kids watching!
>FUCK!hehe
>walk off the mound put your glove over your face and yell FUUUCCCKKKKKmy favorite dodger move
>>144505414The unholy trinity of October Dodgers
>>144505436>checks calendarLet's all settle down
>>144505431covid ball Dustin May moment will probably always be my all-time favoritehttps://x.com/_therealdrose/status/1306369916711260161
>>144505476damn forgot this guy even existed
>>144505356also, I think it was the girl filming that posted it iirc. also it wasn't shots, he had a massive blunt in his mouth and took a massive swig out of a bottle of dark liquor. it looked like it was a spring break type of setting.
>>144505505hope he gives us some good innings next season.
why was the braves' and now the marlins' stadiums so lifeless?
fuck you miller
>>144505552I already hate her
>>144505552Miami is always lifeless. Atlantan is warm, wet and muggy rn plus tickets are expensive and their lifelongs are down on the team.
get this guy out of there
Miller is Syndershaart levels of unwatchable to me. Either he's hiding an injury or this is some serious managerial malpractice to let him get shelled and destroy his confidence. Either way get him the fuck out of the rotation for the year. What are we even doing here?
>burger night!>a-heh-heh-hehEnd my life senpai
>burgerfitting name
What is wrong with Miller? 2-2 and goes with the heat middle-middle? Can he not command his pitches or did the catcher call for that?
>Miller Timeand its not even 5 o'clock!
>>144505668he's worse than syndershart. give Casparius a shot. Pray Miller figures things out in the offseason.
>>144505712or Wrobleskino more Bobby Miller this yearalso hurry the fuck back Clayton
can't believe the rotation needed just one of miller, kersh, or buehler to be effective and healthy and all three of them flunked.
Holy shit Bobby Miller is fucking TRASHIT'S THE GODDAMN MARLINS
>>144505705still need to watch that series but haven't made the time for it
>>144505754And Stone going down on top of that. it's crazy insane how bad the starting pitcher luck has been this season
>>144505770at some point it's more than bad luck though right?
>>144505668>Get him the fuck out of the rotationYeah put Walker in there
>>144505778it was pretty fucking retarded that they didn't start the season with a 6 man rotation given all the uncertainty. it would be inexcusable if they make the mistake 3 seasons in a row.
BIIIIIIIIIIIIG FLY OHTANI SANSECOND DECK 48/48
>>144505778Idk. I'm not gonna overthink this shit. it's one of those things where the more you know the less certain you are about anything. they got smart motherfuckers there getting paid to figure shit out for the rest of us. I just hope they figure some things out.
fucking OHTANI
48!
HOMERUNTANI
>>144505756Now you know how Padres feel against Rockies lol Oh yeah, have fun in Coors field!
FIFTY - FIFTY SOON
can't believe he's probably going to do itit's fucking insane
>>144505840There are 11 games left include 6 games against the Rockies (3 in Colorado). It is inevitable.
>>144505854SIX? Yeah its lock.
all tied up just like thatthank you based muncy
>>144505854I thought the Dodgers would never have a 50 hr season from a player. I do feel really good about his chances. I remember Beltre, Green and Belly years. They were all torturous.MUNCED
now that's more like it, goddammit
>>144505881>all tied upnot for longt. miller
>>144505885They are immediately losing this next inning.
>>144505892we know this team can hit and the fish don't have great pitching. we should be able to outlast them even with the shitter pitching.
I feel like a fag for thinking it's not that bad we're not going to make a deep run as long as Shohei gets 50/50
>>144505927I agree that's a fag way of thinking since the stolen bases are easy as fuck now with the disengagement limit. It's cool but I'm not gonna pretend it means what it would have 2 years ago
>>144505927they needed another big time pitcher and they cheaped out on it.
>>144505953They didn't cheap out, just spent way too much money on a ? and an injury risk
>>144505927ehh we've had time to sit on a doomed postseason run ever since glasnow went down in august. it's just inevitable now so just enjoy what we can get.
qrd on this game? i just got back from work
>>144505927that's because your an ohtranny bandwagoner. i bet you support him pitching in the postseason too
>>144505971Dodgers can't pitch. Imagine giving up 5 runs to the Marlins in 3 innings
Flaherty, Yamamoto, Stone (big hope), and Bueller. Bullpen has been solid as of late. We have a chance.
>>144505999>We have a chance.
>>144505952it's not just how many bags he's stealing, it's how efficient he's been. I've also come to think the bigger bags making it easier to steal bases is a meme. There's only a few guys that are gonna hit that mark and none of them will be anywhere near as efficient as him.>>144505953>>144505966don't forget Sheehan didn't even make a pitch, Miller turned into shit almost from the jump. they also apparently were going to go after Snell at the last minute before the Giants nabbed him.
>>144506007sheehan and miller were both minor league prospects who,ideally, should not have even been starting yet. instead friedman deployed them just to get injured and ruin their careersMIGGY RO DINGER!!!!!!
kek nice "catch"
miggy ro!
>>144505985fuck no I don't want him pitching. also don't want Y2 pitching on short rest. I hope we make a run but I'm not afucking retard that expects great things given the state of the rotation.
SHIGGY MIGGY
this ball park has such a seedy atmosphere
>>144506027nah, they were brought up because there was a need. they put off Sheehan for as long as possible. They didn't want to bring up Miller but his timeline wasn't pushed up that quickly and he did hit the ground running. in fact, they both did, and their innings were managed about as carefully as we could have wanted.
>>144505985I want Ohtani pitching in the postseason to chase that 2023 WBC high.
Ohtani has to stop swinging at those high and inside pitches
>>144506121I feel like he'll become a better hitter as he ages when the bat speed starts to decline assuming he's not chasing power quite the same way
the powerful marlins club kek
Damn this gonna be a barnburner
>>144506075and now look we we are? our entire farm system is depleted
>"this is supposed to be a bad hitting ball club"it is. The dodgers simply cannot pitch
>>144506085why are ohtani fanboys so retarded?>>144506143>as he ages he's already at veteran age kek
>>144506198Because I liked the ending of the WBC game. I'd be cool if it happened again.
vesia about to taste some fich dick
Shohei has showed he can hit for average or contact quite a bit this year. He's just hacking at everything because of the 50/50 chase.
>bringing in vesia with inherited runners
>giving up a triple on the first pitch
>>144505069
>>144506247meant to say *fishand i was absolutely right
>>144506261incredibly obvious that was going to happen. Vesia has shown all year that he's only good with a clean inning
the dodgers are awful. cannot believe i bet on them.
>>144506178not really. we were unusually deep in upper levels quality pitching prospects. we're probably not going to see that many arms make the majors in that short amount of time soon if ever. most of the depth is just a year or two away right now.
>shitty SP>shitty fielding>shitty bullpenwe're in postseason mode, dodgerbros!
>>144506284>betting on the dodgers when miller is startingwhy didn't you just light your money on fire instead?
i can't believe how many games they've thrown by intentionally trotting miller out there knowing he's giving up 5+ every start.
>>144506296Only 50% postseason mode, bats still hitting on the other side.
>>144506305obviously there has to be a rub to get better odds. i figured they could hold it down against a last place club
ZESTY TRIPLE>>144506296Mookie just got a big hit so we're not in postseason mode quite yet
mookie
>>144506307
>>144506344forgot about paxton, wish they didn't DFA him
>>144506357he got injured right away on the red sox after
Sorry Dodgerbros but this is a kino slopper
>>144506366damnit of course he didno wonder i haven't heard about him in a while
>>144506366a delayed gift from the dodgers pitching staff
>>144506366just announced last week that he's retiring for good now
inexcusable how many chances miller and grove get.
>political commercialsgay
>>144506416I remember when Grove was drafted. Dodgers top pick in '18 draft. no one-not mlb, fangraphs, baseball america or espn had him anywhere on their mock draft lists. it was funny watching the "expert" retards scrambling to find information about him.
>>144506443Some aren't
ty based greedy retard
finally a scoreless inning
>>144506528wonders never cease
don't blame Marlin man for traveling around to watch other games. good for these guys getting a chance to play but what a trash organization.
>>144506598the marlins have won twice since the doyers have
>>144506656It's a shame they're addicted to firesales
game about to be blown open
Dodgers truly don't have one reliable pitcher. It's fucking crazy
>>144506656
dodgers are not going anywhere in the playoffs. it's hard to believe their record is so good and they have such a hold on the west.
>>144506768funniest thing is the poodres with their "best team ever" can't close the gap with the division ripe for the picking
the marlins are the greatest hitting team of all time
brasier you colossal faggot
>>144506768Can't wait for people to be shocked when the dodgers exit early again when we're all expecting it
monitoring this thread
>>144506768>so goodNot even going to win 100 this year, worse than the last 3 seasons.
>>144506801hoping you guys rep the NL unless we luck our way through somehow
>>144506768They have a 3.5G lead with a 3-game series next week, what are you talking about?
>>144506808>Not even going to win 100 this yeardo you know how hard that is to do?
I think all dodgers fans just want to get this shit over withit's unlikely this pitching staff can carry them through to a world series win
>>144506832No anon it seems pretty easy in this shit division. And again, if none of the 100 teams went anywhere, why should I think this team is better with less and injured?
graterol back? wtf
>>144506874how long have you actually followed baseball? Look at seasons on B Ref over a larger sample size instead of pointing out what the Dodgers have done in very recent years which is actually underappreciated and unprecedented in the entire history of the game.
what's Miami like lads?is it comfy?
>>144506768Are you saying having only 3 of your 15 best starting pitchers (#3, 11 and 15) is not a recipe for playoff success?And that's assuming those 3 don't all have tommy john in the next 2 weeks, which is a lot to ask for
>>144506929do you like heat? do you like humidity? then you'll love it.
>>144506914>unprecedented in the entire history of the gameyeah 3 of the 6 times ever a team has lost to an opponent with 16 fewer wins in the playoffs were the last 3 doyers seasons
>>144505011TIME TO RALLY!
>>144506945Remember to thank the dodgers for being good and losing in the playoffs. They're underappreciated and unprecedented donchu kno'
>>144506945look and see how many other teams in the history of the game have won 100 games in a season 3 consecutive years, shit for brains. And don't forget 3 playoff rounds is a relatively new phenomenon. I'm only pretending to give you the benefit of the doubt because it's clear you don't know shit about the history of this game.
>>144506969thank you based dodgers for ripping my heart out every october!>>144506974focus on keeping the pitchers healthy andrew
>>144506954Rally Shark only supercharges Smith, he's out this game. But I still have hope!
>>144506980don't cry because your worldview lacks anything like context mouth
Chadres going to absolutely bootyblast these shit doyerpacos
The only context I need is the dodgers shitting the bed every October
passive aggressive zoomers sure have taught me a lot about this game. can't wait until they run the show and enlighten the world to what's actually what.
>>144506785Well we just swept the giants and trying to go in with a Series win against Astros, if we manage to sweep the Astros, then we can talk about yoinking the division from dodgers grubby Yiddish hands
Feh-douche-ahrolls right off the tongue
if only anyone took 2020 seriously then maybe there wouldn't be so much frustration over massive chokes three years in a row
>Relying on Landon Knack and Justin Wrobleski in the post season
Nice job Graterol
>>144507053>"On the Internet, Nobody knows you're a bee" but we all do know you're a douche
Lux looks like he jerks off to feet
>>144507101Well I guess it's better than putting everything on fucking Lance Lynn.
>>144507151this is true
I'd rather see Gonsolin that these other guys right now
>>144507190the scat man?
Can Koufax still pitch?
Smoltz says there's no way we'll see ohtani on the mound in the postseasonI think he underestimates the dodgers management
>>1445072012 rehab appearances in AAA. why not? He wants it. I trust him more than Knack and Wrobleski. Miller isn't even part of the discussion anymore.
>>144507215dodgers might need him to pitch if they want to go anywhere
>>144507069No, I'd still be upset.
>the mighty miami marlins
it's like Miller created a permission structure for everyone else to suck donkey dick also
oh well, better luck tomorrow.
NEED BURGERGET BURGER>mookie doing the kershit pose in RFKEK
>graterol has first doyer 1-2-3 inning in 50 games>herpderp pull him>next guy up gives up 10 runsthe usual
11 fucking runs to the bottom of the barrel Marlins
Hudson and Phillips are no longer high leverage. Treinen is bound to be next.
>>144507253>actually underappreciated and unprecedented in the entire history of the game
>>144507289does it sting that much to find out just how stupid you actually are?
>>144507264This guy called it >>144505230
i hope the padres win the division, unironically. this shit is so pathetic
>>144507319and we were on such a high the last 2 games. come at me bro
>>144507317No, you cope post a lot and I find it funny.
>>144507289kek KEK
>>144507289>>144507253is his job ACTUALLY on the line this year?
>ohtani hits a homer and checks out for the rest of the night
Shohei sucks. This team fucking sucks. Fuck it all
>>144507340what I wrote was quite literally the truth. one team in the history of the game has won 100 games in a season 3 years in a row and no one gives a shit. I'd call you a faggot on top of being stupid be we both know that isn't necessary by now.
>ohtanieither gets pitched inside and jumps back in overreaction, or he swings for the moon eats shit and then he checks to see if the umpire and catcher are okay
>>144507337The funniest outcome possible would be getting eliminated in the wild card round, and they can still do that if they end up being the worst division winner
>>144507379Wow I wonder why nobody gives a shit? >win 100+ games>shit the bed in october
>>144507413we'll all look back on these years with fondness sadly.
and apologies to all for being a prick tonight
>>144507379Phillies had three 100+ win seasons in a row and they won 2 World Series too. Even if the Dodges were in that same playoff structure, they would not have been able to this since they only had the most wins 1 time in that span.
5RBIs for muncy WEW
>>144507447except for the poodre faggot
>>144507455>Phillies
gg fishreminds me of that tragedy
Lol I knew Dodgers were gonna get at least 2 this inning
>>144507480My bad, Philadelphia Athletics. Also Rally Shark right now!!!
>>144507455actually meant to say 4 full seasons with the covid season sandwiched in there, not that it's particularly impressive to anyone, including myself.
GG marlins
my dodgers would have a dynasty were it not for the expanded wild card/ploff format
>>144507508A man, I hate delayed streams. GG Marlins, 11 runs fuck.
>>144507531we are a dynasty. it just doesn't mean the same thing anymore
>>144507516Well thanks for mentioning a thing you didn't say and don't mean. Regardless, you are wrong about the thing you did say and did mean. Not only is it not>actually underappreciated and unprecedented in the entire history of the gameA different team did that and also won rings. You got to learn to speak with some humility anon. I love the Dodgers too, but I obviously fear the fall season and won't be thankful for getting heartbroken every year of my life.
>>144507470That funky Muncy!
>>144507582I apologize. I haven't slept in a day and a half, not to excuse the behavior. And I did truly mean what I meant to say-that we're the only team with four 100-win consecutive full seasons. I do sometimes have a problem with losing any semblance of humility when I feel what I perceive to be snide condescension. It's a reaction to treatment I grew up receiving from now passed family members. I've gotten better about it but it never completely goes away and to simply say I'm sorry doesn't truly make up for the intent to wound others when I find myself in that state but I do mean it.
You fuckers are such a spoiled rotten bunch. 15 playoff appearances this century, 11 in a row, soon to be 16 and 12 respectively, yet you still bitch and moan.I hope San Diego or Arizona shoves it up you again. Or better yet, let's invite someone else so everyone gets a turn on the beaner train.
>>144508453almost but not quite in perpetuity as outsiders are all too happy and quick to remindparticularly galling since most suckle from the teat of the Dodgers largess. Invite away, as if that's necessary. Yeah, it could be worse but it's not always the thrill a minute you'd like to have us believe it is.
>>144508453No one is forcing you to be a fan of whatever dogshit organization you follow
So ever since the 5th July game vs Milwaukee Brewers and after a certain time when they scored more runs ending in a win, are Dodgers fans wearing shirts with 'Gura' on them, since Shork sang 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame'?...and will LA Dodgers be doing another collab with Hololive?
game 2 soon
gay ass teams
>>144511937There's no way they don't do another collab unless hololive somehow implodes by next year. Hell, they'll probably be able to extend it to the entire MLB, assign different girls to market different teams.
>best team struggling against worst teamso this is baseball
>>144519496this probably isn't the best team on paper, let alone by the eye test
>>144519496>best team
>knack is a candidate for postseason rotationkill me now
we reusing this thread
>>144519570it's still up, may as well
did stephen nelson get fired? he's not done radio or tv in days
>>144519607god i hope so
>>144519607probably vacationeveryone gets a week off I think a couple times a season
ohtani genki
I now just want him to get to 50-50 already so everyone can shut the fuck up about it
>>144519621seriously
good throw would have nailed him>>144519621>>144519632just enjoy the ride. no one is getting 60-60 and probably 50-50 again
ohtani washed
pickletani
>>144519640as he approaches 50-50 the amount of reliable pitchers approaches zero as does the division leadI'm not really enjoying it
ohtani you useless fuck
let's all settle down
>>144519670fuck you!
>>144519670fuck this guy
>>144519670i will rape you
>diving back to third AFTER being tagged
>manfredball rules turn jackie chan into rickey henderson, daily circlejerk over his steal #>has to actually run for real without protection from gimmicks and gets chased down by a fat catcher weighed down by body armor sad
>>144519670eat glass
>>144519680t. 1000 bottles of baby oil
>>144519659I know the feel but as it seems like our post season is going to suck I'm going to try to live in this historic moment even if I have to force it on myself
>another 30+ pitch count in the first inning by a doyer startertired of this amateur shit
damn... here we go
time to add shitty fielding to shitty SP
I wish I could get my zone pounded
fuck yeah Knack
this team is cooked in the postseason. Rotten, awful starting pitching. Just a shame that even after another NLDS disaster that retard Roberts won't be fired.
>>144519787WC round*
Guess we're using the same thread kek
>>144519787>shame that even after another NLDS disaster that retard Roberts won't be fired"sounds like an extension is in order!"
>>144519787roberts might get fired this offseason for symbolic reasons, strong possibility. friedman has job security for 10 years thoughever
BIG WILLY DINGERRRR
BIG WILLY
big dick willy smith!
WOLL SMOTH
BIG WILL DID SOMETHING
>>144519850refresh your stream homie
>>144519859I'm watching on tv, just a late post kek
I guess you could say Will Smith really slapped that one
attaboy mugi
attaboy landon
>even Knack is a more reliable starting pitching option that Millergrim
>>144520165doesn't matter how long you watch or how well you think you understand what's going on. you never see what's coming.
EGGMAN DINGER!
ok nice hit, now string a few more together you fucken bums
based edman
EGGMAN
>>144520221ask and you shall receive. glad i asked
our eggman is the truth
all these dongs started coming right after I was thinking he kind of sucks with the bat
thank u based bananaman!
THANK YOU KIKE>>144520221AND THANK YOU ANON
>430ftaww yeah
KEEKAY
barrels are overrated
finna retard strength our was to a chip
>>144520281the secret is to bully them into hits
>>144520299swept in the WC round
>strikeouttaniThanks for nothing
>>144520308We should bulli them more often then
>>144520322>fastball right down the middleohtani: no thanks>4 seam a foot low and outsideohtani: that's my queue
big daddy knack
Knack is looking damn good bros
>>144520394pitching a little too well, it's probably time he gets injured
>>144520405he should it's the marlins.
quit feeding into my deepest fears joe
have you noticed how freddie's celebration seems a bit too erotic compared to the rest of the dodgers
>>144520458I love that he leans into how dumb it is. it's total dad humor behavior
>>144520458It's all in the hips. The rest of the guys mostly just wave their arms.
>having to root for the asstrosthis timeline a little foul ngl
this guy has a "knack" for pitching
>>144520342>queuereddit
>>144520533i don't follow
>>144520539https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/knack
nice work knack, hope he comes out for one more
bottle this shit up for the post season knack
joe kelly pls
>>144520710the hero we don't deserve?
>joe smelly
Cringe right fielder, let that shit land you bitch
There goes the shutty
how the fuck is this bum currently pitching?
>it was 6-0
it begins
>>144520893Banda ded. need another lhp for the post season. Wrobleski is being used in that role right now as prep. hope he can be that guy for us.
BUT MUH MATCHUPSMUHHHH STATS!!!
Logue will be better next time
4D chess play right there
thank you based pages
Turn the Pages
the ole Smith to Pages to 3rd 4d chess move
nice Willthat better get overturned also
C T 3T3
yayno >risp
CT mother fuckin 3
CT3 did something!
everyone getting really hyped for beating the MARLINS
I liked Petersen. too bad he couldn't stick
It's so fucking cringe when loser ass teams like the Marlins who are playing for absolutely nothing take games in mid September so seriously. Stop managing so hard you dork
>taylor scoring
>>144521210I remember last year when the Giants assistant coach ripped on Rojas for not standing in the right place during a play
oh look, ohtani being useless again....
Holy shit Shohei is so fucking annoying right now
>>144521230>>144521233at least he donged yesterday and swiped a bag today
>>1445212481 for 5 ain't good enough. Quit fucking hacking at every single pitch. Use your eyes
based double play
faggot ass ump>>144521327yeah, he strikes out too much but what can we do?
no way dodgers blow the game
just need one more out
>>144521552the dodgers are going to blow this game like i did that tranny the other night
WE LOVE ITgg marlins see ya tomorrow
gg fish
WE LOVE IT gg fish cya tomorrow
we beat the worst team fuck yeah