great day for the homeless subedition>Tuesday 17th September>Carabao CupBrentford 3-1 Leyton OrientEverton 1-2 Southamption (after penalties)Preston North End 2-1 Fulham (after penalties)QPR 1-2 Crystal PalaceManchester United 7-0 Barnsley>UCLYoung Boys 0-3 Aston VillaAC Milan 1-3 Liverpool>Wednesday 18th September>Carabao CupBrighton & Hove Albion vs Wolves (19:45)Coventry vs Tottenham (20:00)>UCLManchester City vs Inter Milan (20:00)>Thursday 19th SeptemberAtalanta vs Arsenal (20:00)
luv me pointless tables
>getting 7'd by the Hag
Massive massive performance by Altay Bayindir, didn't put a foot wrong and kept a clean sheet. Hopefully many more to come.
>Manure fans genuinely think they’re back because they beat Barnsley Most retarded fanbase in the league
united are back
>>144506671are there any man united fans from Manchester these days?
for me? its jaimie vardy.
Garnacho with 6 G+A in 5 games
>>144506891no manchester is blue now
>>144505648>I can now unironically say >we will win the playoffs in the context of footballAmerica won
>>144505648They should at least make it so winning the league puts you through to the semis or something
yayy my preston lilywhites
>>144507758filtered
yeah you were
>>144505648what are the odds that villa will beat bayern?
>>1445083140.00Villa are a very small club who have gotten where they are because of the royalty pulling strings and calling favours for them behind the scenes.
>>144508420>kompany i think they have a chance
>>144508314https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1l6p4v
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-liverpool-fan-dies-after-33684043damn
>>144509143Kek he cross a six-lane highways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j0GYWiX4Tghe is spitting facts
>*head pulsates*>"AND THATS NOW SEVEN GOALS FOR MAN UTD"has he finally unlocked his true potential?
still thinking about how mark clattenburg said live on air that he thought the referee should give milan a couple of fouls to get the crowd off his back last night
>>144509587hes speaking in a way the rest of football refereeing will follow. PGMOL will be protected more and more. The new government will constantly protect the unions as long as sir Keith needs his underwear bought for him
>3 penaltiesfucking hell kane
>>144509737think the referee should've given Zagreb a couple of peno going for their way
>>144509737>got mogged by olise on non-penalty g/apalacebros...
>>144505587For me it's hoe they marketed the Utd game
That's now 48 goals in his first 11 matches managing Bayern.
>>144509789>counting goals from these gamesa bit gay
please kneel
>>14450980122 in 5 is still daft
>>144509801If I didn't count them you'd be posting this image with>"hack-chually he's been in charge for these games too"
>AS Roma have sacked the manager Daniele de Rossi.>After 3 points in 4 games, de Rossi has been fired by Roma owners Friedkin family.Mou won
>>144508314It’s happened before
https://x.com/CFC_Janty/status/1836156516962853085?s=19Lmao
Beautiful
>>144510454
FLIGHTS TO BARNSLEY!
So it's not just /sp/ this desperate praise of beating Barnsley is being pushed
Who can forget their LEGENDARY (their word, not mine) game against Barnsley in the league cup 3rd round whilst their peers played in the champions league?
Remember to be sceptical when the “all comps” stats start getting quoted in a week or 2, after people forget where those goals were scored.
It's settledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LB2nbbM-H0
Ange getting all this abuse over his trophy comment feels so false. Since when did the media pressure Spurs to win anything? They just want him abused and booted out of the club.
Rashford is BACK baby! Top 3 finish secured!
>>144510725they only dare to do but not to win
They did dominate the general play vs Arsenal to be fair. There is not much to separate the 2 teams, just one is more overrated than the other by the AfroLGBT media.
>>144510780Exactly, Spurs clearly got all 3 points in this massive home win against a full-strength Arsenal. Why is Ange getting abuse?
forest are better than ac milan
>>144510725I'm not entirely sure what kind of heat Ange is getting but in my mind it makes sense as to why the media might start hating him over his comments about trophies. Because he's directly challenging the media that's been calling Spurs a top 6 club for years now despite not having won much. They used to have Kane and a nice stadium and only one of those is left now. They finished pretty high on the table fairly consistently but that was about it for their achievements. That CL final is best forgotten because that was fucking dreadful. So Ange aiming a giant spotlight on why Spurs are considered a top 6 club by the media is enough to rattle said media, is what I imagine is happening.
>>144510810Arseanal weren't really at full-strengh thoughbeit.
>>144510965Are you autistic
>>144505648Wait? 6 games per match day? Are they playing CL on Thursday now?
>>144511227yup, games gone
>>144510877Yeah, who dares challenge the almighty media, right? It's all so boring, media is desperate for any kind of story at the moment.
>>144511276RIP Europa/Conference League lol
>>144506671*most based fanbase in the leagueEveryone should be delusional about their club. It's all a part of the culture.
>>144511227Only this week
>>144511328I remember scousers making these same comments 20 years ago, hilarious how they've become 90s liverpool
>>144511369Every club makes these comments. You should watch more football.
>>144511369i remember scousers making those comments 20 hours ago lol, both fanbases always have and always will be retarded
>>144511328based
How come Man United fans doing a little celebration rattles people easily lmao
>United fans flood thread every day with low IQ garbage bragging about how they're back>get BTFO by first good teams they face>immediately disappear >beat a 3rd division team>all of a sudden back in peak delusion mode "we've turned a corner la were back la"Yeah I wonder why people are annoyed
>>144511440Jealousy. The champions league happened last night and no one cares. Liverpool vs Milan ffs. But evidently Man Utd are bigger
>>144511459Or maybe it's the constant shitting up of the thread by united customersIf the thread was flooded by Doncaster fans then people would get annoyed by them too
>>144509772Tbf United winning comfortably was a shock
Arsewog SEETHING he can't spend 12 hours a day talking about Arsenal putting the pressure on
>>144511279That's just what it feels like to me. I know the lip reading bullshit was already happening but body language experts? It's all a bit much imo.
>>144511459genuinely hilarious that no one cares about the CL and that United v Barnsley was the big fixture yesterday
>>144512049Do manure fans actually believe this?
>>144512111i don't fully blame them honestly, the media are also responsible for hyping them up because they make for good clickbait contents
Don't forget that Sky losing the CL rights plays a massive part in it
Make no mistake. English football fans hate McClean because he refuses to conform to their Britishness.
Thomas Müller now holds the record for the most Champions League appearances for one club 1. Thomas Müller - Bayern Munich (152)2. Xavi - Barcelona (151)3. Ryan Giggs - Manchester Utd (141)
>>144512494Says it all about his footballing ability.
Liverchad here, genuinely had no idea the league cup was played yesterday. Fucking Everton are out already LMAO. Never change, bloos.
>>144512621>genuinely had no idea the league cup was played yesterdayYou're ignorant then.
>>144512630I know that >we play West Ham next week so I assumed everyone was playing next midweek. I assumed Man U would be playing Europa.
>>144512607I’m so fucking tired of "records" in football.Every single day there’s a new one.>today this player reached the most consecutive days putting on his left shoe first>today this player completed the most passes ever in home games on a saturday
>>144512670can't say i've ever seen either of those records
>>144512644Was explained at the time the third round was split over 2 weeks. So as I said, you're ignorant.
>>144512691I’ve never seen you take a dick in your butthole either but it still happens
>esl banter
>>144512630United fans about to spend weeks going to bat for the importance of the milk cup because they won a game lmaoooo
>>144512865>knowing when games are played = fanboying for a competitionYou are clearly retarded.
You'd almost allow them to brag about beating Barnsley but they're the first customerbase to go around slagging off other fans for celebrating wins So fuck off
https://x.com/TheKopHQ/status/1836345853012844926?s=19You'll never hate anybody as much as everton fans hate their own players
thinking about how united are back
There's always this conversation about how the fixture list is too congested for modern players, but why is absolutely no-one entertaining the idea of scrapping the League Cup? It's an utterly redundant competition (with the FA Cup already existing and being far more prestigious), pretty much every country outside of the UK that used to have a separate League Cup (e.g. France) have already scrapped theirs, the prize money is pitifully small, both big and small clubs alike would rather focus on their league performance instead of having the distraction of the League Cup, and usually the same handful of clubs end up winning it every year because they are the only ones with enough squad depth to win matches with their B-team. Surely Thailand's second-biggest energy drink manufacture isn't paying so much money that the competition is worth keeping around.
>>144513804Cope ABU
>>144513816>>144513816>>144513816We're in here
Have to say, I’m really enjoying how mad Manchester United recent success is making people. They can’t stand the idea of a historically excellent team achieving success once again!
Spurs are playing tonight. Surely Fat Ange will not let this one slip, right? he has to win something in his 2nd year
>be me>8 years old>dad doesnt support a team>also he left us>decide i like football to fit in my primary school class>also have no soul>become a man u customer>make up some bullshit about my grand dad playing trails for them>continue to have no soul>enter /epl/
>>144513810When did Darwin join Spurs?
>>144514257If Fat Ange was to go to Indonesia, what would you feed him?
>>144514320Ketoprak but only if he doesn't have peanuts allergy
>>144514320dead monkeys, thats what they love to eat, after watching cuck porn, all muzzies are homos.
>>144514331looks nice t b h, i may try it one day
>>144514344nah South East Asia is a chill place lad
Which premier league team does Lucy Letby support?
>>144514344>dead monkeys>tf
>>144514357what are ya doing in the uk? aryaja discount pajeet, bumming holes?!
>>144514357degenerate sex tourist
>>144505587Why are two teams playing Wolves?
>>144514357LMAO
>>144514377
Anyone know where I can get tickets for Atalanta vs Arsenal tomorrow? Preferably hospitality. I work for a large union and my boss has told me I need to get some to donate to a well known person
we're back
>Arsenal have gifted a corporate box to the Prime MinisterThat’s nice of them
>>144515022Standard fare for a football club I'd have thought, for security reasons. Though no recent PM was legitimately interested in football so it likely wasn't a concern before.
>Rasmus Hojlund and Mason Mount have returned to Manchester United training The League isn't ready!
It's David Pleat I feel for
> Bobby Clark> Stefan Bajcetic> Pep LinjnersLmao
>>144515061>Rishi Sunak - Southampton fan>Liz Truss - yeah fair enough>Boris Johnson - Newcastle United>Theresa May - another woman so no interest >David Cameron - Villa fanbut yeah you’re right Starmer is the first bandwagoner fan PM in a while
>odegaard out for a while with damaged ligamentsARSENAL GET WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE
>>144515107You're a retard if you think they unironically cared about football. They're upper class kids who went to private school, and Sunak was a big cricket fan
>>144515205Damn. Prime Minister might cancel that private box now
>>144515107https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14710080/football-team-boris-johnson-support/where did you get newcastle from for johnson. he was always talking about England but never a specific club.Cameron didn't even go to games, he said so himself, and if he did he is related to somebody who was the chairman of the club, he probably has a box he can just go to. I can be you that Rishu Sunak, being married to a literal billionaire, didn't have any problems getting a box at Southampton if he wanted to go see them either.
Let's go lads.
>>144515256where are your wrists
>>144515205Arsenal had historic luck last year with their lack of injuries, inevitable they'd revert to the mean this season
>>144515252I promised to not reveal my sourceDid Rishi have a box? I remember seeing pictures of him at Southampton
>>144515061Maybe I'm not thinking it through properly but find it hard to believe anybody would try kill Starmer inside the Emirates anyway. There'd be a ton of easier times to get near him and not have to pass check points
>Andy Carroll to bankrupt Bordeaux>>Anthony martial to aek
>>144515290Think he’s just saying it because he doesn’t want to be sat with the predominantly British-African fanbase
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>144515256>browsing 4chan in publicThat's fucking embarrassing.
By the way if anybody wants some London bubble cringe kino before the footy kicks offhttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/sep/18/the-rise-of-britishcore-100-experiences-that-define-and-unite-modern-britons?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
>>144515252He's probably referencing Boris pressuring the PL into ratifying the Saudi takeover.
>>144515256Damn nice bulge
>>144515439I’m not
>>144515289he sat with the executives usually
>>144515256> the Brighton fan who was in bits over someone reposting his autistic pie & /sp/ photo has posted another onedon't know whether to pity you or envy you
Hey guys, just got into soccer and I think I'm going to bandwagon Manchester City. Thoughts?
>>144515256How much insulin do you go through you fat fuck
>>144515553Better than our Prime Minister who bandwagons Arsenal. At least Man City win trophies
>>144515524>the Brighton fan who was in bits over someone reposting his autistic pie & /sp/ photoqrd?
>>144515553your choice, but your penis will fall off and your lips will swell up
wasn't this new CL format supposed to mean there was always good matches on?utter doggers tonight
>>144515592that Anon posted a photo of himself holding a pie and phone at a Brighton match months agofew weeks back an Irishanon reposted the picture and the Anon got called out for being autistic and sad as fuck and had a meltdownwas very funny
>>144515627yeah the champions of the 2 best leagues in the world playing each other is shitmong
>>144515632Thank you. Are you writing an annals of /epl/?
>>144515627Problem is nobody cares about city
>>144515669Wrong. They’re playing tonight against Tottenham and I’m watching it
>>144515645two fundamentally uninteresting clubs
>>144515107>no recent PM was legitimately interested in football>legitimately interested I wodered it on purpose knowing some snarky cunt would try that shite. They never liked football. Cameron the huge Villa fan even confused them with West Ham.
Coventry are fucking bullying Spurs
>>144516029what bearing will this game have on anges guaranteed second season trophy?
>>144516050He's put out a B team. Probably going after the FA Cup which is daft
>>144515986>Cameron the huge Villa fan even confused them with West Ham.easy mistake tbf would include burnley too but theyre really irrelevant
>>144515541Me
>>144515256Does that section have the 10 or the 12 inch dildos affixed to the seats?
>>144515610Also me
LMFAOOoOooOooooOoooo >SPUDS
ANGE
>>144517537Subbed on their (supposedly) two best players then immediately conceded. Why was /epl/ sucking Spurs off so much these past few days, they play such horrid football.
>I always win things in my second year, mate
>spudsDelete the club at this point holy shit
>go to any talksport video comments>random seething about English playersWhere do these people come from?
>>144517872Newcastle
>>144515273Funny angle mate>>144515405Please attend games.
>spursWOW
>>144515256Scran so good you got a semi going
Spurs showing their winning mentality vs Coventry, big up Ange
Heartwarming seeing the overdogs snatch a last gasp victory
>>144518246Tbf Coventry beat man u last season until a last minute ref assist
Arsewog seething, both United and Spurs through
Thought I'd have a look at the Championship table to see how Barnsley are getting on but I can't seem to find them
>better let me dribble here because gaffer instructed so
>>144515290>"find it hard to believe anybody would try kill Starmer inside the Emirates"It's literally riddled with stubby black cunts.Even the boxes are full of "grime artists"
>>144518700Stupidest shit I've ever seen.Baleba first goal was a banger though.
>>144518700Why is this suicidal style of football being coached?
>>144518776Fun
MOTD on now
>>144519119bit weird having the motd theme song with CL scenes ennit
>>144519154surprised nobody has tried to do the CL theme in MOTD style/vice versa
>>144514320pagpag for sure
Not even trying to start an anti turk hate thread or come across as the stereotypical no fun allowed german but man turkish people have an annoying online presence. Every time a turkish player does something cool they spam the comment section with their flag and feel the need to remind everyone that the turkish guy is a turk. Now im not against patriotism but are they so basic at life they feel the need to live through turkish football players? Sorry for this lame post but man. Brighton is now full of ferdi fans. Great player though
>>144519388Ferdi seems more Dutch to me.Speaking and looks and footballing ability.
>>144518700that was such a retarded and weak pass by steele. i don't know why he didn't just pass to igor.
>>144519181you could probs do the bits after the "THESE ARE THE BEST TEAMS" bit (the violins) with the match of the day theme song instead and it would work well
>>144519388They're using Ferdi on a lot of PR stuff at the minute, he recently did a film promoting CPR training. I wonder if one of the reasons they signed him is to capture that market of Turk hyperfans, like how they have all the Japanese fans due to Mitoma. Doesn't seem beyond Bloom/Barber business savvy.My business conspiracy brain then wonders if that's why the away kit is similar to the Fener shirt, for easy foreign shirt sales.
>>144519455Yeah probably cant go wrong with turkish fans, even with my rant in mind they are invested in their guys. Juventus is flexing kenan yildiz all the time too. Easy market to capture.
>>144519455>My business conspiracy brain then wonders if that's why the away kit is similar to the Fener shirt, for easy foreign shirt sales.The away shirt looks nothing like Fenerbahce's shirt, are you blind.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/ckg9d75x11eoRemember Paulo Gazzaniga? Yeah, he's still shit.
>>144519970bit racist. #kickitout
Leicester football club
>>144520750Amazed that you managed to spell the name wrong despite it being in the picture attachment
>>144520768>Leicesterits spelt correctly
>Proper teams in the PLCityArsenalNewcastleBrightonForest>Tinpot teams in the PLEveryone else
>>144520822>brighton>proper
Is City V Arsenal the most boring "biggest game of the season" we've ever had?Arteta is gonna play for the draw again
#JFT98
I think city are on the way out, not because of anything on the pitch but because we've now got fans doing the "shit player is actually good" stuff arsenal fans and the like do with grealish.Even pre both takeovers that never used to happen, you'd have people abusing anelka for not scoring when he was miles better than everyone else on the team lol
>>144520934Two words: Unb Eaten
>mfw too scared to be optimistic for this game
>>144519490Literally both yellow with blue vertical stripes
>>144523900You are reaching like fuck, the colours are conpletely different.
sovlless bros...
>>144523456what will the cope be when he goes somewhere with a Spanish manager instead
>>144523900>far different yellow>far thinner stripes>these are somehow similarThis your brain on gay sex.
>Tottenham Spurs' performance in Carabao Cup since 2021>Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur (2-3 on pens) in 21/22>Nottingham Forest 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur in 22/23>Fulham 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur (5-3 on pens) in 23/24they finally won a Carabao Cup match for the first time since 2021
City basically won last night. They had all the chances.
yeassssssssssssssssss, the new fitness machine is working
>>144524650What was the Xg?
>>144524266That's a Man City legend saying it as well
the reds playing 3pm saturday two weeks in a rowmad that
>Odegoat out until probably November City are champions in January at this rate
>Former Arsenal footballer Jay Emmanuel-Thomas charged over £600,000 Stansted Airport cannabis haul
>>144524652where will he play
>>144521064dooley's had a doozy
>>144525332>The 51-year-old fan, originally from Ireland, was fatally struck by the vehicle as he crossed the A4 highway near the Orio al Serio airport in Bergamo, just west of Milan, on Monday night. Dooley is believed to have attempted to cross in order to reach the NH hotel where he was booked to stay.>Il Corriere della Sera reported the fan had a ticket to Liverpool's match against AC Milan in his pocket. The fan managed to cross three lanes of the highway before being struck. Italian outlets claim he was with two people at the time of the incident, believed to be a father and son.>It is being investigated whether he was led down the risky route by an app. It is not clear why he he decided to cross alone and separated himself from other Liverpool fans. Police are also investigating whether the man was in an "altered psychophysical state that may have influenced his actions" at the time of his deathfucking crazy how he's somehow passed three lanes
>>144525527What's the chances of that happening?
>>144525412>crossing a six lane motorwayWouldn’t even try a 4 lane desu
>>144525579These “mate”’s are getting rather aggressive, don’t think he’s actually a friend with us journalists
>>144523721Palace are such a bogey team, hate that fucker Mateta
>>144525412Just had a look on a map, there's literally a walkway under the road.
>>144524652still no sign of shaw
>Peter Schmeichel: "There was no atmosphere at the Etihad Stadium. The only people we could hear were the Inter supporters, they were quite good"Uhhhh...Citybros..?
>>144524266He’s working so hard to expunge the memory of his time at city, bless him
>>144525730>>It is being investigated whether he was led down the risky route by an appWonder if that's what happened. Maybe the map said there was a way to cross that road and he went for it instead of thinking about it.
the results are in
>>144525965he was obviously pissed and retarded
>>144526000>xGplease relocate yourself to the bottom of the nearest river
>>144525557depends what you mean, man city getting expelled? or anything Indy says being true?the answer is 0% regardless
>>144525730You can’t expect liverpeabrains to not walk like lemings into certain death
>>144525557Zero but now the City lawyers can save face by claiming they walked the league back to 1 or 2 relegations.
Remember the PL bribing the National League to vote against keeping FA Cup replays? Well here's the outcome: https://www.thenationalleague.org.uk/premier-league-and-national-league-announce-new-co-82763>The National League Cup is designed to give young players from Premier League and EFL clubs additional opportunities to test themselves against senior opposition, with the aim of further aiding elite player development.>The competition, which begins in October, also offers an opportunity for National League clubs to play regular matches against the best U21 teams in England at their own stadia, with this additional exposure intended to improve the playing and spectator experience.Utterly grim.
hehback from 3 day ban due to some snakes on /tennis/didnt even realize spurs game was on so missed itbutglad didnt watchsounds like a fugggin shitshowwhat is ange doingheis an arrogant fuckhe loves smell of his own shitsthats oly explanation why someone could have thr GALL to wadte money on players likesolanke and odobertdid he buy johnson too? at least werner is freehe finks that any shit forwsrd can be turned to gold in his system aslong as tjey can run fast and crosshe is a lidl tier contefuggin aldi pep
Running low on thirdiebait
>>144526474u fink?
>>144505648dire
Wonder if Guehi's price has come down a bit since his atrocious start to the season
klopp's kids got battered 3-0 by sparta praha
>>144526153Indy broke the Elliot injury like 2 weeks ago and the Zubimendi news yesterday, also the Odegaard injury length
Idiocy like this just serves to make VAR look better than it is. Leicester are crying wolf.
Is the Rt Hon Sir Prime Minister Keith at the Atalanta match tonight? Obviously in a box
>>144528195https://contact.no10.gov.uk/ you're not busyget a move on
>>144526417good, fa cup replays are only about money
>>144528203Doesn’t answer my question at all
>Erik ten Hag says Manchester United will ease Rasmus Hojlund and Mason Mount back into action – after admitting players were overloaded last season. lmaooo yeah Mount was really overplayed
Used to hate being in Europa because it meant horrible cycle of Thursday/ Sunday matches. Enjoyed the Sunday matches less because work the next day. Now I’m seeing champions league is on Thursdays now too. Who the hell wanted that
>>144528195i'll put him in a fucking box if I see him at the stadium tonight
>>144528351Is the reason because since 2019 he has taken the most gifts by far when comparing to all other MPs (including Tories)?Because it’s not exactly football related. Bit off topic maybe
>>144528209just like the premier league then
what’s with historic English teams hiring random Spanish PE teachers
>odegaard out for 2 monthsAnother easy city title. Then they'll reload with new players when some of their older guys contract expires.
>>144528490by what metric are stoke city a historic team?
>>144528500Founder member of the Football League.
>>144528508this is /epl/ ladnot interested in non league
>>144528500Maybe the bit when they were founded in the 1860s, seems quite historic.
>The National Football League's exclusive streaming service offers two plans: NFL+ and NFL+ Premium. NFL+ costs $6.99 per month or $49.99 per season, and NFL+ Premium starts at $14.99 per month. NFL+ includes access to live local and primetime games, the NFL Network, and live out-of-market preseason games. NFL+ Premium includes access to NFL RedZone, game replays, and more. so why the fuck are we paying so much for the Premier League, don't have access to all the games and have to pay for other sports/tournaments we don't want?
>>144528490If I were to guess I’d say they are not members of the LMA and accept cheap release clauses
>>144528520You are clearly retarded.
>>144528547really not sure why you felt this needed a full stop
>>144528539because having a domestic market of 350m is better than a domestic market of 65m
>>144528556It emphasises the point. There was no Premier League in 1888.
Why do Labour FC keep giving own goals away?
>>144528577they accidentally put a cabinet of tories in power
>>144528590Reminds me of the Hodgson Liverpool era. Just set up to pick loads of people who cause him willingly or ignorantly
>>144528709No Suarez? I know they’re spoilt for choice with their 80s team but Suarez would’ve been golden ball winner if not for Ronaldo/Messi freaks of nature
>>144528569is that why small countries like sweden or australia pay fuck all for the PL?
another bald fraud sacked today, Anderlecht manager brian riemer (former brentford assistant manager) SACKED
>>144528740those aren't domestic markets. sky and BT have to recoup what they pay for the rights.the NFL sold their rights for $110 billion over 11 years at $10billion a year. The PL's rights are £6.7 billion over 4 years, £1.675 billion ($2.23b) a year. so not only are the domestic PL rights twice as high as the NFL, they also have to make their money back in a market 20% of the size. engage your peabrain and keep your sarcastic comments to yourself.
>>144528734suarez only played for four seasonsthere are more than 20 players who have scored more goals for liverpoolian rush scored three and half times as many goals as him
>>144528320It’s just for one week, so really it’s just for Arsenal. It also just happens to be before City vs Arsenal.
>>144528867Fascinating statistics but they’re not everything in my opinion
>>144528843woah, the domestic rights are high. thanks for that, I didn't know or that wasn't the point I was making or anything
>>144528843don't pay that much for the rights then
>>144528320>Now I’m seeing champions league is on Thursdays now too. Who the hell wanted thatNext week we get Europa on Tuesdays & Wednesdays
Passive aggressive break until 9pm lads
>>144529035Good idea. Removes bit of the stain that is Europa League
>>144529053>the stainbizarre mindset
>>144529103Everything is bizarre to you
>>144529110not sure how you come to the conclusion that the second-tier european competition is a "stain" on football
>>144529332I didn’t say a stain on football
>>144529364well how exactly is it a stain
>>144529389I think you’re taking my comment too literally. This is a you problem
>>144529422so you've got no explanation then, you were just bitching pointlessly
>>144529548No that is you speculating for a weird reason. Again you’re taking this too literal
>>144529599>for a weird reasonnothing weird about wanting to know why you claimed the competition was a stainguessing you just want one european competition and fuck the rest
>Gianni Infantino has called an emergency meeting with global TV executives on Friday in latest bid to attract interest in FIFA Club World Cup. PSG President Nasser Al Khelaifi will be present assisting him. FIFA still have no broadcasters 9 months out
>>144529638Penny clearly not dropping for FIFA then
>>144529636Maybe
>>144529638lol
>Robbie and Rio for co-commsdear oh dear
Choose one.
now this is football
>>144530163Remember when Atalanta used to score shitloads of goals a game?
>Ange out! He pledged to bring silverware to White Hart Lane this season and that was a li- NOT so fast!
>>144530095One brunch please sir, keep the change.
>>144530095for me it's solero
>>144530095>no maxibonWhat's the point?
Arne Slot left behind a broken side, a deeply selfish man. He'll do the same when he's booted out of Liverpool (as did Klopp).
>>144530095FeastNever once had a fat frog though
I cannot wait for the weekend so we can get this shit pozzed competition out the way and watch some proper footie
>>144530163Arsenal are a really boring side
>>144530411are there any genuine noticable improvements to taking CBD?
>>144530556It's snake oil
>>144530556the heavy marketing makes me think snake oil but it presumably does so something for some people
>>144530206What's iconic about that stadium? It's big and all but it's hardly iconic.
Just saw that Raya double save. All on the Atalanta player Zaza'ing the run-up and then heading it back at him.
>>144530758.webm if you missed it.
>>144530786Fair play, looks like the Ramsdale saga was worth it for them
>>144531062I personally find it funny considering he did this while at Brentford: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCDPGwfB2CI
>>144530786David Raya had a just 3% chance of saving a goal, based on the xGOT of these two shots.
>>144530786I'm pretty sure he's made that exact same type of save in every single game he's played this season. That's crazy.
Atalanta (1.38) 0-0 (0.76) Arsenal
it's over
>>144531432>both relegated
If you're Liverpool with the players you've got to work with, how tf do you beat a low block defensive team like Nottingham Forest?
>>144530786Great 2nd save but don't you just hate that retarded run up or in this case running on the spot when taking a pen.
>>144531723Give the ball to Trent Alexander-Arnold, flood the penalty area and let him spam 100 crosses just like they did under Klopp. The problem with Slot is that they are not throwing as many players forward (to protect more against the counter, or more control like Pep and Arteta would say) and Trent can't cross it and give the ball away as much. It will be interesting to see how Slot plan to handle opposition defending deep.
>>144530095Tried this last week, it was nice. (Can't find a better picture that's not webp)
>>144530095cornetto innitgotta love the wafer
>>144530095Solero shots all day
>>144528490>Stoke had something like the 3rd highest wagebill in the Football League for 3 straight seasons>Didn't finish above about 14th in any of themCursed club
>>144532432i dont remember why i saved this and posted it a few weeks ago but it's useful again
>>144530095Feast innit
>>144533070bit much imojust dont need 3 kinds of chocolate layering in a single desert
>>144533085Nah outer chocolate was always thin as fuck and the ice cream melted way too quickly. That inside chocolate shit was "lit" though.Double Magnum's were pretty neat too, but I'm not made of money.
>>144533104>double magnumthis is the don daddy
>>144528389>including Toriesare you implying bier korma isn't a tory?
>>144533229don't be a boring retard
>zlatan on hot onescant think of a more insufferable person in the sport, and his legions of fanboys are even worsei'm still gonna watch anyway but im not happy about it
>>144533553Zlatan doesn't concern himself with the opinions of Americanst. Zlatan
>>144533553>>144533730When he went to MLS he was on American TV and media all the time but he was devastated at how little the Americans cared about him. That's why he moved back to Milan aged 40. He's trying American media again in his retirement era. Huge narcissist/ego issues. He tries so hard to push this goat myth but few people buying. Giroud probably had a better career.
>>144533829i was gonna post that hes a fraud, but i looked up his stats actually pretty good to be honestgranted he never won the CL but he did have a good goal scoring record and won a lot of leagues
>>144533553>replying to myselfhe wasnt as annoying as i thought he would be but i guess that's the point of the show, the spice breaks down the barriers. not my favorite hot ones episode but still solid
What happened to this dude
>>144539028he was never good desu
>it's a martin samuel times football podcast episode
Ummm... what?
>>144540270Always looks like she needs a shower
>>144541107i mean, that's kinda her look, like she's just finished a rough bout of the old in-n-out
>>144540270from Cambridge btw
thoughts on BBC'S UCL MOTD having a tranny pundit?
>>144540664Ligue 1 will never be taken seriously if PLAYERS in PL buy clubs there for pocket change, lmao
>>144541386not surprised
>>144540664Shouldn't be allowed
>>144541386Sutton already regretting it
What is a 14 year old doing playing professional soccer? Do they not go to school?
>>144541386was Sutton the only person they could find who'd played in the CL
>>144530095White Magnum, but only after complaining that retarded bongs don't have muh Frosty Fruits.
>>144542201That's not a UK poster.
>>144530095Zap mogs all
>>144542627>That's not a UK poster.It is, NI. Isn't a GB one though.
>>144542627Prices are in pounds and pence/euros and euro cents, I assumed it was Northern Island. If it was ROI then it still applies, I just criticise retarded paddies first instead of bongs.
>Representatives of Manchester City's players have begun exploring their options amid the looming threat of enforced relegation.(Source: @SamiMokbel81_DM)
>>144543907No chance any of them have relegation clauses. Hard enough for players to get them even when signing for a Southampton or Norwich.
>>144543907reckon de bruynes the first one out the door
>>144543907if theyre guilty relegation does nothing theyll be right back at the top in under 5 yearsshould get their titles declared null and void
>>144544149Without question lol, those Belgium quotes are the work of a pecho frio
>>144543907Girona will win the league next year
Fulham's own Al-Fayed a sexual abuser and rapist? An old Muslim man too? It's always the one's you least expect.
In all seriousness if they start stripping titles and that I'll finally be done with football, can't be arsed giving up hundreds of hours of my life so some suits can come along and tell us what we watched didn't actually happen
>>144544168>should get their titles declared null and voidAnd vacated. None of this "give it to the runner-up" shit.
>>144544418it wont happen so dont worry about it
>>144544438Nice try mate now go protest ENIC
>>144544547>thinks I support Spurs based on ???You are a genuine schizophrenic.
https://x.com/Mo_utdred/status/1837078535749652820
Unironically don't know any of the midweek scores, if it's not PL it's irrel
United can barely fill Old Trafford every week. A new stadium won't generate more revenue.
>>144544621>A new stadium won't generate more revenue.Clearly following the Spurs model
>>144541386STATTO!STATTO!STATTO!
>>144541386
Isak is a crock
who'd win?Bruno-less Man United or Ode-less Arsenal?
>>144544660was this an elton john skit or what
>Ange Postecoglou on when Richarlison will return:“Richarlison is a fair way off. You're better off not asking about him until I give an update.”
So, /mug/ tomorrow or...?
a based and reasonable take so of course it got locked
>>144545207Probably the midtable side that aren’t in the Champions League
>>144545309Nah, a Play Your Cards Right parody.
>>144541833Nedum Onuha played 100+ games for man city and 200+ games for QPR, mostly in the premier league. Pretty respectable career. If he came through the city ranks 5-10 years later he would have been extremely highly rated. Although I barely remember him as a player and I remember players like Chris Samba, Ivan Campo, Ben Haim, Phil Senderos quite vividly.
YNR Benoit Assou-Ekotto
>>144545389fat cuntwas richarlison an ange signing?dont mattermight as well be when ange gave us literal whos solanke odobert johnsonlike the teams they came from:bournemouthburnleynotts forestlmaoimagine finking this is a UCL quality line upsurely levy is not even that deludedhow in fucks namehas ange duped levy into opening up his wallet for this trash
>>144546250u fink?
Has the tide completely turned for Ange?This time last year he was media darling and manager of the month
>>144546280>manager of the monthThat's London Manager of the Year (after 3 months) to you!
>>144545207united are good without him wym
>>144540664It's becoming clear now, he leaves Liverpool on a free and Real Madrid fronts him the money to buy the club as a signing on fee just like Mbappe
>>144546250It's weird how they fell for the Prem-proven meme. Tottenham best players in recent years is mostly brought over from outside UK.
>>144530095ive only ever had Cornetos from HB but i do remember having plenty of ice creams like this in summer, but from other brands, when i was a child.if it came in a cup with a cover, it was 100% guaranteed to be tasty
>>144541386Not surprised, not watching.
>>144546768why didn't they put in other players as well? or are thy just trying to suck off Haaland?
>>144546844No one else matters except for Haaland, he alone has scored more goals than Chelsea
>>144527480>FA reprimands Steve Cooper over ‘false VAR images’ accusation Making him look like a right dickhead
new fifa has ai generated faces for players without real face scans ladsgame changer
do we still all care about the PL? I thought leagues were crap and lacked jeopardy until the last day or something. that's what all the CL critics told me anyway
>>144547347i care about my team who play in the PLi do not care about man city strolling to another title
>>144547241Looks nothing like him
>>144541755>be 14>bimbo on your tummyLife doesn't get better than this.
>>144532290Flaming poofter are you?
>average /brit/ posterbig up
Premier league upset this week?I'm sensing Liverpool Football Club get beaten at Anfield again
>>144549113but they play in uruguay?
>>144549516having the best goalie and defence in the league is nice and all, but arses midfield and attack is so unbelievably shit that i cant imagine them winning anything this year. theyre way too dependant on odegaard, rice, and saka (and maybe trossard for his meme clutchness)
>>144549549Yeah but the flipside to that is City are far too dependent on Haaland. If he doesn't score it doesn't look like anyone else will this season.
>>144549571Isn't that just because he's their main target guy? I feel like if City needed goals, they'll come from somewhere. Either from Foden or Rodri or KDB if he wasn't injured or Bernardo or whatever. Same goes for Arsenal too obviously but I don't think they're nearly as good at scoring goals as City.
Swear this general is the slowest it's ever been.
>>144549516The most important statistic right there is the one directly under the flags.
>>144550214Football’s dead m8. There’s never been more and it’s never mattered less.
>>144549571I think the thing with City is that they just keep going forward the majority of the time and do eventually score just from being so high up
>>144550284the thing about city is they always try and walk it in
The Italian ambassador to the UK bestows the honour of "Knight of the Order of the Star of Italy" to James Horncastle and James Richardson for their great contribution in promoting Italian football and strengthening the cultural ties between Italy and the UK
>>144550634the lads
More like WANKchester United and WANKchester City.
>>144550634absolutely deserved
>>144551203Can anyone confirm this?
>>144544397the guy literally put up a statue of Michael Jackson outside his groundHe had a thing for white girls too
>Barcelona, Atletico Madrid and Bayern Munich are among the clubs interested in Marseille's 22-year-old English forward Mason Greenwood.
>Nantes owner and president Waldemar Kita has strongly DENIED that Trent Alexander-Arnold was in talks with him to buy Nantes: >"Trent Alexander-Arnold? I don’t even know him! I just spoke to my lawyer, I asked him: "Who is this guy?" What are they smoking over there at Anfield?
>>144552157>Nantes owner never heard of one of the most famous players in footballyikes
>>144552910>one of the most famous players in football>Irish bandwagoners
>>144552931yeah mate, somebody who has played in 3 champions league finals in the last 6 years is one of the most famous players in football
>Southampton have shortlisted Blackburn manager John Eustace as the Saints consider potential replacements for Russell Martin. (Football Insider)Remember when I broke the story on /sp/ that Eustace is one of the most in demand coaches in English football and most lower-midtable PL clubs are monitoring him.
>>144552910Maybe they don't have maternity wards in Nantes
>Ange Postecoglou on whether he’d ever use social media:>"Look, there was years ago I used to be on...just generally because I liked the information that I was getting initially, on Twitter as it used to be called. I thought it was a great resource for information and some pretty smart young people on there, especially around the football analytics and stuff that I used to get excited about. But mate it went downhill pretty quickly and in the last two or three years I don't look at it any more. I don't think there's any use in it, for me anyway with my life. So my one follower is gutted about that.”
>>144553510Ange is a liar. He's literally hawking Son on social media as we speak.
>Alisson got injuredHuh what did he do?
>>144556974>Alisson aggravated an existing muscle injury in Liverpool’s Champions League win in Milan on Tuesday and has missed training
another 3pm KO for Liverpoolvery favourable
start of the WSL season boys
line ups announced
>>144558148Grim
>>144544621>barely fill out Trafford >sat between 99/99% capacity last season>meanwhile Liverpool hover at 91%
>>144551909Funny PR spin for the papers to latch onto if Thug Mason Greenwood is standing next to Sir Harold Kane MBE OBE in a Bayern line up
>>144557378Should’ve been 12.30 but scousers can’t get out of bed that early
>>144553464You didn't even know who he is: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/141109715/#141111747
Hopefully Liverpool won’t fuck up my acca this week
No offence lads but I'll be watching the Premier League football today.
Seriously, why is it so dead in here? You'd think it was an international break but that ironically had the thread moving faster
>>144505587It's because United are super soulful. Unironically though.>win FA cup>qualify for europa still>kick out the twats that dont deserve it>dont care about CL footy because the format changed and CL literally doesnt matter anymore and is worth literally nothing aswell as the fact that RM are the last team to win the real CL and its basically all wrapped up nowSo there you go. Would be funny if Atalanta won the CL and then everyone else pretends the CL doesnt matter either (it doesnt).
>>144559554/sp/ is dead in general
Early relegation battle.
>>144559554People don't come to /sp/ to discuss things any more.
>>144559554Bans, jannies have been on one across the site. Got a 3 day on /tg/ for saying pajeet. >>144559607Ipswich will be fine, someone at the FA hates them and handed them a shit fixture schedule
>tfw all these results actually happen
Fancy a nice /mug/ging tonight 2bchwyatpm
>>144559740what? are you speaking pidgin arsewog?
>>144559771Don’t be mean he’s just speaking his native language
A healthy dose of soulful matchups today.>Shef W vs Luton>Everton vs Leicester>Villa vs Wolves>Saints vs Ipswich>Sunderland vs MiddlesbroughFucking mental lads
>>144559793>Non-league>soul
an arsenal fan wouldnt understand
>>144559812Judgmental braindead mongs like you is part of the reason /sp/ is dead. Can't let people enjoy things that you don't like.
let /epl/ die they dont deserve us working class white brits posting here
Liverpool loss imminent
>>144559836If you can't handle the banter, call santa
>>144559871>"these football matches are shit because they're played in a different league">banter
>>144559910Mad.
>>144559926Just don't see the point of claiming professional football at a lower level might as well be a drop from tier 1 to tier 20. It's genuine brain damage.
Isn't that an old gimmick, I understand some newcunt* getting this upset though *cope imminent
>>144559942Angry.
>>144559972Stay mentally ill, pal.
>>144559984Furious.
>>144559812Actual non-league is far more fun to watch than half of the EPL semen slurper matches
>>144560021You can't say that, the PL slop slurpers will have a fit. Any match without the purple branding makes them sperg out.
>Posting in a thread dedicated to league football>Slagging off the leagueThe idiocy of non-leaguers never fails to amaze
My boy Jadon will start his 1st game for Chelsea
LMAO
>>144560114Keep licking the boots of an organisation that doesn't even know you exist.
>>144559863I can see a losing streak being conjured
Would be kinda based if poocastle and liverpoo lost today
>>144560276every game day gotta have one upset, my money is more on CP and da Bees winning.
>>144560295Palace have been shit. And is Brentford beating Spuds really an upset?
>>144560295Except Palace winning wouldn't even be an upset.
>>144560295Thats too obviousIt will be fulham and bournememe
Plastic PaddySynthetic SeamusArtificial AidanManufactured Micky
>>144560396reelling off the liverpool fans i see
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c8rdjvd3nzzo>Why Postecoglou's relationship with some Spurs fans is wobblingMedia have turned on him, it's over.
>"NOOO you HAVE to hate everything English, you're from Ireland!!! This conflicts with my global headcanon!!"
>>144560598>The fans are free to feel how they want to feel and it doesn't impact me or what we are trying to achieve He's no idiot. He knows with Spurs fans all you get is a 'feeling', rather than a 'doing'. He even said this last season after seeing them all celebrate a home loss ensuring no CL football.
I have tiny weeny and I support Man Utd
>>144560676It explains why the League of Ireland and Republic "soccer" in general is such a disaster zone. Apparently ROI is the only European country which doesn't have a domestic broadcast deal for its own league.
>>144560585mate what
>>144560693>think about Chadnited>mind wanders off to thinking about big fat Chadnited cocks
>>144560676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4eepg78neQPlastic paddy has been pulling this face for atleasts 15 years, quite a while but i suppose those Irish are in a constant state of whinging and spitefulness.
>>144560896>>144560896>>144560896NEW
>>144560593Nobody cares, arsewog
>>144560598Matebros....
>>144560693This post is relevant to my interests
>>144560598Some cowardly boos don't mean anything. The Yid Army need to slime their way out of their rancid bedrooms and make themselves heard.
>>1445601232 pockets is all a man needs
>Gary Speed's widow Louise finds love again as she moves in with millionaire property developer partner two years after losing second husband to brain cancer She's getting through them isn't she RIP Gary Speed, Manchester City legend Barry Bennell's victim
Oktoberfest just started today. When are you going?
>>144560922>>144560893top kek
>>144561124Mad how much they live in your head rent free mate.Actually love united just because how much they still make the big six cunts seethe as much as the tinpots.
>>144561424>Oktoberfest just started todayIt's September though You daft Germans
>>144561505Different time zone in Europe.
>>144561524I thought Germany was 1 hour ahead of us, not an entire fortnight We at /epl/ are always learning
it was supposed to be a joke but malacia will really come back before shaw
>>144562484i mean dude has missed almost 1,5 years, he should've been returning sooner
so should I make a new thread? or wait until chelsea spam game done?
>>144562494yeah but it was looking like it will never happen, while shaw was supposed to come back after the int break
>>144562563Choice is yours, though may as well make it now seeing as people will pour back in here in their dozens to discuss the match in a civilised manner
>city get 100 point deduction for 25/26 season>sunderland, palace, sheff united lose every game, draw with each other>all three end on 4 points>city win 34 games draw 2, 104 points minus 100 point deduction>city stay up on goal differencewould be based but idk if the barclays script writers would do it
accidentally went into the match day thread and was wondering why there were so many retards with weird gimmicks
>>144563036>so many retards with weird gimmicksu fink?
>Malacia, Lindelof, Mount, Hojlund back in training already. Leaving only Yoro and Shaw to be the players with no predicted returning date very nice, United can start 2 different lineup for both league and EL/cup fixtures. I know people already trash Lindelof for not leaving the club but he can still do some job as makeshift fullback depth. just anything to make Mazraoui properly rested for PL-games only.
yeah Lopetegui is donezo, who should West Ham bring in?
>replace Coufal with Wan Pissaka>team gets worseit's not exactly rocket science lads
>>144563539noo you dont get it look at his expected tackle%
>>144563962>>144563962>>144563962move
>>144560598no surprise for a man who considers relegation-level team signings adequate for a team that wants to get into UCL
