CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, MATCHDAY 1>Tuesday 17th September 202418:45 Juventus 3-1 PSV21:00 Milan 1-3 Liverpool>Wednesday 18th September 202418:45 Bologna 0-0 Shakhtar Donetsk21:00 Manchester City 0-0 Inter>Thursday 19th September 202418:45 Benfica - AtalantaFantaUCL & Predictor League:https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/x2N4Wc/004C00650067006100530050/S77https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclpredictor/groupjoin/4TPA4EF9HTPrevious: >>144510724Reminder to keep it clutchy, drink lots of agua and fine-tune your tryhardism skills
negru
nihao
ma vaffanculo
>>144518836happy with the punticino myself
>>144518856Same, as far as patrician draws go it was a very entertaining match
>>144518856>>144518874Reminder gobboloidi threatened to rape Motta's underage daughters just for two draws
>>144518906Jvventvs mentality. Sfinterfags consider 2 sculed draws legendary results.
Entertaining match this, patrician draw that. Meanwhile I look at the table and I only see one Italian team at full points
>de_gay
Memphis Degay
Motta is a shit coach and you can tell that by how only sfinter poorfags love him
From muh goodbye ig posts basically every Roma player is assblasted about De Rossi except for Cristante and Mancini. What a surprise. I doubt Juric will see the end of the season.
Inter are the only good team, and I say this as a Lazio fan
muttidi is only 1 goals away from matching cassano’s total score in the ucl.
New cup: Tenuta Testa Cup, right next to the Testa Alta Cup in the trophy room.
>>144519820You are mistaken
I have no connection to SS (lazio), I only support them because they're racist
So Simone solved Poop?
>>144518808Based
>>144520719kino
Gm sirs. What a sqvadrone our Nerazzuros. Says a lot when I’m slightly disappointed >we didn’t get a win. I waved at Toro and he waved back at me, just at me btw and nobody else.Also, big F for Toto Schillaci, a real one who made the boomers dream
>Maignan out for the derby>>144523907nice and GM
>>144523973>Maignan out for the derbyAdvantage bbilan
>>144523973>>Maignan out for the derbyM'ammazzo
>Nintendo sued Pal WorldLole
>>144523973>Maignan out for the derbyIt was a nothingburger, he's probably going to start
>niggerl
Woke up vomiting
AO
>>144524322A FILISTEO
>>144524322WHERE THE FUCK IS LINA SELOKOLU
>Adzic could be the surprise inclusion against Napoli, playing behind Vlahovic. t. TuttosborrtExcited to see him play, should've been given a minute against Empoolel
>>144524322I'm pretty sure he didn't even say a single word.Glorious.
Do you know the story of the cow Vittoria?
>AC Milan are interested in Edin Terzic, Thomas Tuchel, Maurizio Sarri, and Massimiliano Allegri.
>>144524540Milan didn't go for Conte because his wage was >3m and now I'm supposed to believe they will hire one between Tuchel and Allegri lole
>>144524644No no you dont understand. It iZ all part of the planZ
Yeah, I’m thinking farfalle rigate tonight
>>144524720Yeah but what about the Official Flour Partner
>>144524720I'm making them this morning for lunch, me and me dad
>Change in Casa Milan. The management dont care about the money when looking for a new ciach. They have recognized that big mistakes were made in the summer and that they need to invest now. Other factor will decide which coach will be comming to Milan.Terzić, like Thomas Tuchel (also contacted by Milan), faces the language barrier challenge that Fonseca is already struggling with. However, there are viable options familiar with SerieA, including Sergio Conceiçao, Massimiliano Allegri, and Maurizio Sarri.LionZ with planZ
>>144524950>language barrier challengeand how will they do it? There are like 2 italians in the team
>>144524950>language barrierBut there are no shitalian players or staff members in the club, what barrier? If anything the new coach should be able to speak english, which shitalians can't speak
>>144524972Morata, loftus and pulisic all learned neapolitan with sarri at chelsea
>Leave Inter to me
>>144524322>mfw i share a city with these "peoples"
>>144525019t. Cesarino, top of the class al liceo Mameli
>Maignan and Calabria ready for derby
>they still call it a derbythis shit's become more one-sided than Barcelona vs Espanyol
Scudetto 'nfaccia
>decreto crescita backCardinale controls the country
>Episode 1: Milanello, eve of Milan-Torino, first day of the season. Zlatan Ibrahimovic addresses the team, as he used to as a player. He and the players are present, but Fonseca is absent.>Episode 2: San Siro, Milan-Torino, August 17. Fonseca had declared the market closed, but Ibrahimovic, during Fofana’s presentation, stated: “The coach does the coaching, the club does the rest. We don’t need more signings. With these four new players, we’ve doubled our options. The market closes when I say it closes. We’re on day 6 out of 7.” Fonseca was displeased and expressed his concerns to the club. Shortly after, Abraham arrived, much to Fonseca's liking, in exchange for Saelemaekers, whom he valued.>Episode 3: Eve of Milan-Liverpool, after the victory against Venezia. Ibrahimovic returns from a two-week absence and speaks to the players again. He asserts that, even though he was away, he remains the boss and asks about the situation with the coach. >These three moments, two of which are less publicized, highlight the difficulty in balancing Ibrahimovic and Fonseca. Ibrahimovic is assertive and self-referential, showing little willingness for compromise. He began his role with a strong desire to be a key figure, often emphasizing his personal influence. Unlike typical club management, where the club handles transfers and the coach has limited input, Ibrahimovic's public comments and actions reflect a departure from traditional norms, making it challenging for Fonseca.>Fonseca is clearly in a tough spot, as reflected by these details. Ibrahimovic's role is still being defined. Although he’s not directly involved in daily market operations, he endorsed Fonseca's appointment alongside Moncada and Furlani, despite not being the primary decision-maker. His broad involvement in the club’s various aspects contrasts with his minimal impact on classic market dynamics.LioneZ
my head hurts, I'm gonna die?
Intertummy
>>144525496I hope not
>>144525498gay citygay teamsgay fans
Shabbat Shalom goyim.
>>144525189Sorry I am a est chad
>>144525498She wants dat rafa-esque BBC
>>144525547Leao's recording studio upgrade won't pay for itself
>Yesterday the team was released at the end of the first direct training session in the afternoon, but from today habits will change with the obligation to stay in Trigoria until dinner to be consumed as a group. Only then will the players be free to return home to sleep.Juric is getting sacked before Fonseca
>we might see Riomma fighting to avoid relegation in our lifetime (again)I just coom'd
>>144525707It's only tangentially related, but what is it about Roma (club/city) that inflates the ego's of the players to such an extent? Is it the fanbase, local media or just club culture?The delta between their ego and amount of trophies won is just so large
>>144525759The eternal struggle against the countless political ramifications of Er Palazzo has its consequences on the human psyche
Tirana 2021 tavemo zittito a stronzo ancora non hai capito a cojone a merda che devi stare muto quando si tratta daa magica
>>1445257852022*
Sabalenka joins the Milan Family
Former Juventus and Sampdoria player Mo Ihattaren (22) sets out for comeback and signs with RKC WaalwijkMohamed Ihattaren signed a one-season contract with RKC Waalwijk on Thursday. The attacking midfielder hopes to breathe new life into his career at the struggling Eredivisie side.‘I am grateful that RKC is giving me the chance to be a footballer again and to do that which I love most,’ Ihattaren said on RKC's site.‘The talks with director Mo Allach and coach Henk Fraser gave me the warm feeling I was looking for. I am very much looking forward to joining the group and helping the club once again maintain its position in the Eredivisie this season.’
>>144525820I dont really understand Cardinale’s scam philosophy here. Normal people cant afford to drop 3100 € on a random jacket. Rich people who can afford it are not dumb enough to do it.Who is he hoping to scam here?
>>144525900>Rich people are not dumb?????
>>144525900>Who is he hoping to scam here?the poorfag schizo larping 24/7 as a richfag
>>144525900Well there's arabs, that manlet rapper that supports bbilan and all kinds of ther subhumans and other assorted thirdies
>>144525900Its a limited edition jacket basically a piece of art / collectable. It will much more worth on several years
>>144525985t. Redbird
Who doesn't buy the jacket is gay
I think the scam is to sell at least one to break even
Whoever dribbles is gay
>>144526037There's also the >"This jacket is 3000 euros, but this hoodie with the same exact logo is only 500! What a steal!"effect, I don't know how it's called
>>144526030It's kinda hard to find time to dribble drobble when the average feint put into practice is webm related
>>144526030It's over Interbros we'll never win the scudetto del bel giuoco
>>144525759I think players tend to get full of themselves if left alone, everywhere. It's the board that has sucked since forever at Roma. Either by being too lapse and letting players control everything or going on powertrips and pushing its own interests like Souloukou is.
>>144526074>Souloukouwhat's wrong with her
Arsenal Atalanta sounds kino
>>144526053The asymmetric dominance effect>>144526030>A look at an unusual thing about Inter: their players never dribble past opponents. They recorded the fewest attempted take-ons in the big five leagues last year - which for champions, and fourth-top scorers across those leagues, makes them big outliers.https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5777917/2024/09/19/inter-milan-manchester-city-dribbling/?source=emp_shared_articleIt's behind a paywall, but pretty intrasting
>>144526091This is a good (fresh new) video on Inzaghi tictocs too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub76PZN7pGMTbh dribbling is just unnecessary. >we are all about manipulating the opponent into exposing empty space and it's all long balls, dribbling is unnnecessary.
>>144526110That's why the key to stop Inter from scoring it to be very disciplined in your defensive zones. But, and I hate to admit it, credit to Inter for having some effective long-range marksmen on the team for when plan A doesn't work
>>144526140I almost feel more comfortable watching hakan/barella/mhki attempt shots out of the box than when strikers are in 1 on 1 sitter situations.Seeing physically weak shots like Thuram's last night makes a nigga feel nostalgic about Guarinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H7aPE__lMg
>>144525544sad
>>144526110If jewentus were smart they would've kept Allegri the only coach who could stop him. Motta is a fraud who got exposed by both Inzaghi and Pioli, just saying.
Inter players can tell the referee to screw themselves and they don't get a yellow cardThey can score with the action starting from an offside positionThey can score despite there being clear fouls before the goalThey can throw the ball away because they don't get bookedThey have a separate regulationThey may direct racist insults at their opponentThey can celebrate without being warnedThey can simulate in the penalty areaThey can receive at least 1 penalty per gameThey may not receive salaries for 2 yearsThey can elbow their opponents
>They may direct racist insults at their opponentbased
The "Allegri shills" who keep spamming crap about Motta itt are nothing more than falseflagging Motta supporters whose main purpose is to discredit any possible discussion about Allegri since everyone will immediately associate it to schizoposting.Do NOT reply to "Allegri shills"Do NOT reply to Motta ratersDo NOT reply to any single gobboloide trying to discuss about tactics (he will shitpost about it or talk about how smart he is because he got a mensa membership)
>>144518801>18:45 Juventus 3-1 PSV>21:00 Milan 1-3 Liverpool>18:45 Bologna 0-0 Shakhtar Donetsk>21:00 Manchester City 0-0 Interthis results are pure pottery, like mirrors of each other
>>144526195
>>144526227
>>144526227The biggest fallimentozzo among them is Bofogna but troubles if you say it
The truth is nobody outside of gobboloidi rates Motta.Allegri on the other hand is rated by many.
>>144526081She's cutting people she doesn't like and trying to put her (and Riso's) friends around the club. When Mourinho (who allegedly used to call her giraffe behind her back) she wanted to put Palladino (Riso is his agent) at the end of the season. I guess DDR not going terribly and the fans reaction put a stop to that. As a director she wanted Modesto (his wife works with Riso). Now, after being at odds with DDR, she puts Juric in charge. And it's not just Riso. Ramadani was also a favourite of hers this summer. Sangaré, Chiesa and Boga constant rumors. Abdulhamid also reeks as her signing since she's the once keeping close contacts with Saudi Arabia.She's not supposed to have this influence in the squad but as long as she keeps cutting costs it's probably fine with Friedkin.
>>144526252The inevitable Juric chimpout will be legendary
Calcio /biz/ idea: Berardi to Juve
>want gyros>don't want to spend 5 euro on gyros
Gilardino is the only manager of the 2006 class that still has to get exposed, being one of the Gasperini boys he's the best chance that squad has left.
>>144526258He has now been picked to be the only public face of the club. Surely he won't say anything bad.
>>144526320>want burger>dont want to spend 25€ + 2€ dip
>romanisti trying to copy the art of fake whatsapp audios about football coaches from viola fans
Mo it's Italian week at lidl
>>144526347>family size pizza was 10 eur a year ago at a small local joint>now its 20fuck all of this
>>144526325Nesta, Grosso and Pippo are respectable Serie B coaches, and I sincerely believe De Rossi could have a decent career too if he doesn't try skipping the gavetta again.
ITALIAMO
>>144526377>no knock off fetta al latte special discount
>>144526377vanaffanculo
>>144526377lidl's pasta is tragically bad but I rate most of these products. The cheese is alright (as it usually is at lidl), the tomato sauce is acceptable and the ravioli are nice.
>>144526445>lidl's pasta is tragically badHard agree, their 'fresh' pasta has this weird sponginess to it. And it's not like good pasta is expensive at other shops so I just buy de cecco and molisana stuff there.French week had a lot more intrasting stuff, but i'll try the bruschetta crisps, grab some of the cantuccini and it's nice that the mozzarella is on sale I guess
>>144526377>no barilla nr. 5 >no rotelle >no tagliatelle>no agromonte sugo>no pancetta>no guanciale bad mercato from lidl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcdFUM9jI2ACALCIO
>>144526325Motta is a Gasperini boy too and he's fucking shit
Is it impossible to make 1 (one) Italian tv show without a ridiculous looking le funny hair man?
>>144526564You'll never guess which "club" he supports
>>144526564L'eredità has lots of crazy whitened teeth, but no crazy hair as far as I remember.
>>144526569Wait, you're telling me someone that has a major role in an italian tv show belong to "that" cabal? Wow, I didn't know that, you're telling me for the first time
>>144526564>>144526591He's a gobboloide btw
Considering how sfinter necessitates gobbi and Juve-related people in order to win, I guess there's some truth to that statement
>Paulo Fonseca’s training session at Milanello began later than originally scheduled on Thursday after Zlatan Ibrahimovic addressed the players in a lengthy meeting in the dressing room, according to the latest updates. kek Zlatan is going full berlusconi
>>144526623"Listen up ragazzos. I know things haven’t been easy lately, but I had to leave for many important business meeting. Maybe you’re feeling doubt, maybe you're starting to question yourselves. But let me remind you who you are. You’re warriors. You’re here for a reason, and that reason is to win. Fear? Weakness? Those things don’t belong here.But now you don’t need to worry anymore. The lion is back. And when the lion is with you, you don't have to be afraid of anything.No matter what’s happened, we go forward. We fight. We play the game the way we know how to play. With power. With heart. With pride. They’ll throw everything at us, but they’re not facing just any team—they're facing a team led by Zlatan. And when the lion leads, the pack eats.We leave no excuses. No second chances. We dominate. You dominate.Now, let’s show the world what happens when the lion roars again. Andiamo!"
This is peak Italian television
One of these days we are all going to sit down and have a proper italian milf tv tete edition
>>144526366Er cognato de sto forno
>ynr Soulè
>>144526746Whomstve?
>last chance to retain your job>your boss delays your training by 2 hours so he can give a motivational speechBrown Man is really beign treated worse than Giampaolo lmao
>>144526657Could you repeat what you said after "listen up"
Is zlatan even technically anyone's boss? Isn't he just a consultant advisor to Cardinale?
>>144526904Cardinale is a consultant advisor to Zlatan chud
>looks deep into your soul to reveal your worst sins instead of scoring
>>144526916>that gay bar look
I bet zingarovic's motivational speech has just a video compilation of his goals and cringe interviews
>>144526916Need more gays for better locker room environment and less busi distractions
>>144526925You sure seem to know a lot about gay bars...>>144526784Oh fugg, I mustn't consoom but oh is it tempting
>>144526959t-they're cheaper than normal ones
>>144526943Here's the pic in a higher resolution to amplify the curse that looking at it gives
What's actually more scary being an incel or being stuck with a terrible gf?
Mo we wait for Croatia to answer the question
>>144526377I can't express adequately enough how much I despise pasta, spaghetti bolognese was forced upon me a week ago and it made me uncomfortable to say the least
Hmmmmmm.....
>AC Milan and TIM announce a new partnership, which will see the leading Italian telecommunications company become the Telco Partner of the Rossoneri Club, joining its family of Premium Partners. TIM, a company closely connected to the world of sports and committed to inclusion, will become the Back of Shirt sponsorfor the Women's First Team and the Men's Primavera starting from this season.ACMilan could sack Paulo Fonseca immediately. Zlatan to make the decision.>Around 11 AM this morning, Zlatan Ibrahimovic arrived at Milanello and went straight to the locker rooms. The training session, which was supposed to start at 11:30 AM, began with a slight delay. The only thing know is that Zlatan did noz speak with the players. It is possible that there was a discussion between the senior advisor of RedBird and the team of Paulo Fonseca following the defeat against Liverpool and ahead of the derby against Inter.
>>144526784It better have PS1's bootup animation
>>144526973I truly don't need it, but the Portal especially looks very gud
>>144527015Is that the reason why you type like a negru now?
*boards the Feyetram*
Lautardo might actually go 007
just checked Sofascore ratings for last night's matchdamn
I met a fish that talked alot. It was a storione
>>144526978arseanal bid incoming
>>144527077Post pics etc.
>>144527149
>>144527223Was working on one of this for the peak of Scotterrone that got posted yesterday
>>144527223>the slav full kit wankeri've always liked this dork, hopefully the riommers will learn to appreciate him
two hundred and eighty five italian teams except lazio will play in europe next season
>>144527019Zlatan with Speed, Zlatan on Hot Ones. Is that his job? Just be a sandwich man for Milan and appear in as many american media as possible?I'm not against it, if it brings more money but you should hire a competent management and spend some money on the transfer market then, Gerry you fucking fraud
>>144527269>hopefully the riommers will learn to appreciate himin those six minutes he'll stay on their sideline it's going to take one hell of a ketamine rush
>>144527269Appreciate him is maybe too much but he won't be blamed if he doesn't do well. As long as he insults journos every once in a while he'll be okay.
>>144523907based. did you lead devi vincere
>>144527292The LionZ has A planZ
>a Belgio who is neither me nor Belgio #1 posted here
Albania on the move
>>144527707you're messing up the numbers, MilanBelgio (assuming it's him) used to hang around on /seriea/ since at least 2015 and is the original Belgio #1. Juve's Belgio joined some time later, which makes you Belgio #3
A girl sat next to me on the train home. That means she wanted to have sex with me surely? Right? Someone consult the GreekPoster for his wisdom on the nature of the female species.
>public transportation
I bet Fagioli unlocked all the Balatro achievements on Steam
going to be a long evening for the city of Rotterdam
>>144526388>Nesta will need to not get sacked at Monza this year and was exposed at Frocinone>GrossoFrance>Inzaghi exposed when he tried to jump from B to A.I agree they're decent for serie b though.
>forgot subs>I have Yamal on the benchNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://x.com/Jim_Bottone/status/1836803923425828957KINOOOOOOOOOO
>we got Drake vs Kendrik at home
>AC Milan in contact with Sarri at this time. Talks are going on right now.
I said Sarri to Bilan yesterday before any journos, how do I become a press scammer too?
Speaking of 2006 NT players that became managers, the world is yet not ready for Iaquintaball.>Attacking principles: shoot on sight, assault on the near post, ask pizzo to opposing defenders that may attempt zonal marking during home games
Why hire Fonesca then panic mid september because you lose to Liverpool and Inter like you always have? I dont get it.Whether the guy is a fraud or not shouldnt you give him at least half a season before evaluating? Breathing down his throat about sacking already probably aint gonna make the man do his job better
>>144526377Nice nastro azzurro price desu
>dutch defending
How flies the Super Feyenoord?
>there's a negru called Lotomba eheheh
>0-3oy vey this is unacceptable!
'kinell duccio
Duccio if you lose at little table you'll get a better goal difference.
Whits the goalie dayin Tom
>While he was in the stadium for the game against Liverpool, the Tersić idea becomes less favourable. Despite early rumors, fan favourite Tuchel is too expensive for the management.>Allegri seems like the best option because he can bring back the defensive stability to the team and already knows the club. But there are two reasons he is not liked. Like Tuchel, Allegri is too expensive. This reason could be ignored because the management is under pressure by fans to invest more and show a sign of determention. The reason Allegri will not become the next coach is because back in the day he and Ibrahimovic had a fight at Milan.>If Ibrahimovic could decide by himself he would appoint Tudor. They are friends and his play style is appreciated. >However, in the eyes of the fans, it would be another wrong decision. The fans want a star coach and no experiments like in the summer when the idea of Lopetegui was replaced by Fonseca.>This is where Sarri comes in. Sarri has shown that he can win. He is an Italian star coach who has also had success abroad. What speaks most for him: At Lazio he earned 3.4 million euros, a sum that Milan can easily pay.
*snots on the following post*
SLURP
*opens the umbrella*>>144528390Allegru still thinks he can't demand ridiculously high wages after his last stint at jewe?
Red Star holding better than I thought
>>144528432>I now remember Rade Krunicholy finaccia
>>144528425He mogs every single fucking coach except for Inzaghi, it's not his fault jewe is ass
>>144525498I don’t get milan clubs obession with asians
Eredivisie keeps slipping. These are small pillow teams
Abbronzatissima e bellissima
>>144528592Ha gli occhi come il mare
AUSFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=394lnibYwK8
Gayenoord is a conference league tier team
CIAO SONO L'UTENTE MEDIO DI /SERIEASS/ E SONO MOLTO GAIO
kill yourself
Based zingari
>>144528719CORPO KE TI FA FARE AHABBRONZATISSIMA ZIMPATICISSIMA AH AH
>>144526377ngl i expected much higher price in dutchland
>Seul>is indeed Korean
>>144528910HA HA IN MANO UN MARGARIDA E SI GODE LA VITA
>that overwhelming Lazio feels during the CL week
ITS TIME
Which is the superior for food: Melanzane or Zucchine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN86u8UQhM0
>No Marianella commenting Sc*rsenalI will now watch your game
>>144529127CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Buonasera filini
kill every single /int/ard and their relatives.
>>144529259where are they?
Isak Shein
>>144529112zucchine are fucking shit
>Leipzig leadingWe must give all our energies to Motta, he'll have to do miracles to defear the G*rmoids
angers me that dropflowers went to the epl. they will completely limit his dual potential assuming they ever even use him
>>144529431Back to Serie A next summer for 25m
what a diving nigger
>>144529431Fenerbahce on loan
why are they throwing paper balls at him to catch?
>>144529431Helped to unlock Gatti so it's not that bad either, but with Timber playing apparently well so far and Cash being liked by Arteta I don't think that he'll see the pitch much if not for an injury in the team.
>>144529431Not their fault if he's made of pasta frolla
son of whore
Akliouche, you suggested few months ago?
watch gasp unlock vlahovic
Why didn't Gravina naturalize Martinelli
the fact Zappacosta is playing in the CL at 32 is quite mental and I don't even think he's that bad.
i hope both teams lose
>>144529549maybe it was aouchiche
ref was definitely paid in pounds
>this imageWe fumbled so fucking bad, fucked this up twice somehow
>>144529666
>>144529666grimtoli would sell him for lauriente and a negru from france anyway
>>144529717The signings are performing well, judging the summer market is probably more grim than praising it at this point fra
>mfw watching this shitty arsememe game
>chuck
>this is belgio's future
my iptv finally worked
Mvtismo olandominio
And mo I watch some Grande Fratellus
>>144529845watch the big brother like normal people
He always talks about milanisti disappearing but he's more gone than gayenords title chances
ynr 80 million for Gabriel Jesus thanks Tici
>>144529906Thankfully I managed to make her stop watching that shit
>milanisti disappearingHow can something disappear if it's not there in first place
Dull games tonight
Mo I go to bed at half time
I'm 6 mates in this shit games mean nothing to me
>>144530011I only watched it one time because the girl I liked wanted to see it
>4 draws at half timeheh
Leipzig has more negrus than France wtf
>>144529431back to juve for peanuts next year trust the plan
>>144530011Any quality fikette?
Massimo Massimo sei tu il vero boss
>>144529738who lol
>>144525019your fault for being roman thoughtbeit
>>144530191Nico gol and assist against PissV, Koop overall good too, Cabal gud when he started in the first two games, Of Gregory solid, and Thuram wears cute underwear.
i don't know how to feel about this belgium proliferation
Rude awakening's, on the ball it wasn't even that bad. But, just like PSV, it all falls apart when it comes to defending, selling Wieffer and Geertruida without replacing them isn't gud. Those Leverkusen attackers are very efficient thoughbeit
nino il creatore del balletto tattico
who the fuck is that negru lmaooo
NO ERA
>>144530273>t. Congolese farm labourer
no era
no era desu
kinda era, he fouls him again in the box
inb4 he misses
>Zaza run upEVERY SINGLE TIME
>>144530420I kneel
when they do those faggot little runs you just KNOW they'll miss
HOLY WHAT A SAVE! WHAT A SAVE!
>>144530420AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcertainly wasnt expecting the worst penalty ever taken followed by the worst header in an empty net ever attempted, sub him off release him on a free bring back lammers ro whoever
De ketelare would have scored 2 times
>>144530451I genuinely wonder why players don't just shoot a cannonata
>>144530250>against PissVlol>Koop overall good toono>Cabal gudtrue but also negru>Of Gregory solidnot bad i guess but also didnt have to do much
>is called Retegui>doesn't actually deliver an goal
>>144530502Also Kalulu has been undeniably gud in both of the last games. I still have my doubts about the big investments but I wouldn't say that it's looking bad so far.
>>144530491it's unironically easier to fool the keeper than to reliably bag a puntazza, it's just the little run that NEVER works
I wasn't really a Zaza run-up, Zaza did that prancing thing the whole length instead of just the start
>>144530560true
female fourth men should only be shown from the back.
I fell asleep since half time and missed Retegui's penalty lol
>>144530560fuck the header rebound is so badit's like he wanted to give the ball back to the keeper
>>144530555Fooling the keeper only works until the keepers start to specifically train against your penalties, Nico Gonzalez knows it well. I swear that putting strenght is at least something that a keeper can't counter so easily.
>>144530560the miss isn't that bad, it's a good savebut not burying that rebound is criminal
>Samardzic benched>Cuadrado benchedWtf is gasperini doing?
David Raya Lucaria
>Cuadrado is at Atalanta???????????????
bazed gasperini browsing /seriea/ and listening to my advice <3
>>144530617Shooting a mezza altezza to either side is effective because the goalkeeper needs to both guess it AND make a good save, it's hard to do either. The striker just has to not overthink it.
>>144530538are you gay for grimtoloid or are your standards really, really low?
Why are italian center forwards always so shit (except Balo but he was killed off due to el racismo)
>>144530642Ever since the Inter fans gave him a teaching on their colours valors he legally cannot play for any other team with a different jerseyWatch him play for Pisa next season
>>144530677Tell me one team where the new signings have performed better
>>144530620both unironically turkish and greek league material
I keep thinking that bat flying around is a moth on my screen.
Retegui....Balotelli....italiani....boh....
>>144530620Cuadrado can't stay fit for longer than three weeks
tancredi palmieri is based cause he makes twitter seethe hard
>bohDo Italians really?
>>144530759would you say elon musk is based then?
>>144530700how is that relevant
arsenal has looked terrible
>>144530787If you can't think of one, it's already a good sign after how grim these past few years have been
>tzanioliyep its over white towel has been thrown in
>keeping a clean sheet in the first 70 minutes against this sqvadrone nerazzvrroImpresa Arteta honestly
>>144530759>knowing who or what ticks that retard plantation off
>farçelona
>>144530857dog is not a person
>>144530826>A win vs. a microleague team>A win vs. BBilan>A draw at home vs. Inter>Struggling vs. ScatalantaSuch is the power of english football
calafiori bribed that lineswoman with sexual favors i am sure of it
What the fuck is going on with the shooting in this competition since yesterday, we got all some bangers on Tuesday and now it's that grim
>shrimp subbed in>no longer able to hold a ball upfront makes you wonder
>>144530829?
>shartalanta>pinguini tattici nucleariYou just read the entire history of bergamo
>>144530969My standards are bretty low fra, I just wanna enjoy the non-grim period
>>144530987You're on /seriea/, everyone's standards are low
>>144531024Niko gassed me way too much, now I'll shill him as long as he doesn't take his retarded benuldies
>>144531063I can't believe I'm unironically saying this, but let the dutchman take the benulds
Brest are winningI repeat, Brest are winning
Fedez is good because he makes poorfags seethe.
>>144530982I can't believe Atalanta is not the one I hate the most
>>144530982can u tell me >muh ancestors once lived in bergamo
I get Scacacca ended his season early, but Shrimpy centre forward is Casper tier.
What a bison jorginhus
>>144531153Thought fagiolo
Gian Piero Casperini
>le playing for a draw subsok they're choking
>>144530982For me its Vittorio Feltri (mogs both atalanta and the penguins)
What were the Atalanta fans just chanting? It's the most sovlful chant in football.
>>144531238Idolo povero
I like Atalanta because they make milan/inter customers mad mad
>>144531153yes I loved those penalties that made Italy qualify to the world cup
Sexo
>>144531269scot terrone with the gray jacket
>>144531262lol, he is like the richest journalist in Italy
>>144531280Huge yak Jorginho for missing those and making shitaly not qualify
>Retegol subbed off>Saliva suddenly looks like a good defender is he the dude than anglos think is better than Dropflowers?
>both red bull filler teams losingHere I coom
fuck me /serieass/ in full flow for 3 days in a row >>144531315yeh, lots of media spunking over him too
so this is the power of the premierd, scraping 1 point against sfinter at home and 1 point against La Dea away.also>Bbilan
Damn, that's even more than the Romagnola mommy has
Don't worry judentino, City will rape you
SURELY your club has held high the name of italian football by bringing home at least a point, right?
Warra victories serie ass clubs against non-dutchomination clubs
dsl stealing Scotterrone's pic >>144531203
>>144531315Svrely cagafiori was a starter for this match
Dvtch City Lover is based because he makes /sp/'s poveracci seethe
>>144531084jj doesnt have a dutchman though
>>144531383Bbilan did the least figura di merda since they actually managed to score and tried to win the match while sfinter and cagalanta played like cucksNot that (trying to) hold high the name of shitalian soccer is a good thing
>>144531511
>>144531522holy fished batman
>Gaynoord lost>Farca lostoh we do be eatin' tonight, y'feel me?
>>144531524>bland soulless playerpretty sure hes from denmark
>>144531548I'd 9-2 the bearer of bad news...
>>144531536>uhm actually it was le pescataBack to X
>>144531346must be easy to scam eplel clubs
>>144531412lol what a faggot
Why do the CHL games feel less intense and less important
>>144531348Premier league haters like you are poorfags since your main reasoning for hating the GODmier league is PL le bad because they have money
>>144531593They're bad because they have so many anglos*
Kek this new format already gigaflopped
>>144531580>6 gorillion clubs qualify for the knockout phaseno idea
>anglo subhuman the assnal general is that way
0-0 against the C team of a premier league clubs in an useless 1st matchday group phase match, festa nazionale
>>144531580Kind of because they are, there's a gorillion of ways to qualify with this format
inter b v city c
>anglo spaz seethingOh no what a shame
>>144531689I mean, there are 2 ways; finish in the top 8 or come anywhere between spots 9 and 24 and win the play-off
>>144531707Mai stati in B doe
>>144531725Teams with good squads are unironically better off finishing 20th and easily passing the playoffs than tryharding and risking injuries or fatigue. If you're City or Madrid, this group phase is basically just useful for ego and statpadding.
>>144531774Except you run the risk of other teams doing the same and suddenly you're facing Bayern in your play-off
>>144531580The last couple of matchdays will probably much better because lots of clubs will try to end up in the top 8/top 24 but yeah this shit is not getting interesting until january
>bayern >goog
>>144531786Bayern is the last team that would want to not statpad, these dudes literally live off destroying teams and getting ridiculous GD. You can also be mid for the first few months by only winning against the shitters and tryhard in the end, it's not like you can do the contrary and laze off by the end anyway.
Arsenal isnt made for cups, last year they lost to the shittiest Bayern of all time managed by a guy who was packing his bags during the night to leave after that game.Kompany's Bayern would leave them with a gaping asshole and they would have somehow managed to lose to Inter and get bullied by Leverkusen
>>144531839Exactly
Juventus are in the coveted top eight spots after round 1 of the new Champions League format.
>>144531963Do Italians really pronounce 'furry' that way?
>Juventus are the only Italian team to win in the first UCL matchweek of 24/25 season.
>>144531963holy cozza inchiavabile batman
>>144530982
>>144531960>Brest is better than arseanalLmao
>>144531960I feel like the only must-win matches in the next matchdays are against Lille, Benfica, Brugge and Stuttgart. If we win those then it's basically a guaranteed top 8 finish.
>>144532026I don't think 15 points is enuff to get top 8 unless a lot of things go your way
>>144532037They did the math and it's between 15 and 16 points
>>144532052Well who am I supposed to believe, the intrusive thoughts that pop into my head or the 'calculations' of these (((statisticians)))
>>144532037I mean, winning those 4 matches doesn't mean that the other 3 will be lost. It's just that those fixtures are the most winnable ones, so it's needed to get points from them.
#AffariTuoi a livelli mostruosi non subisce nemmeno la Champions: 5.031.000 spettatori (25.7%)Amadeus KO, il format funziona anche senza di lui. #AscoltiTv
>>144532066Yes, I agree you need to win games to get the most points and that it's easier to do that against teams that are weaker on paper
i think i rate besneeh, she doesn't have any shorts on her channel
How sinks Your Business without Wolfgang Mozart
>shorts are bad
Didn't remember how bad it looked
>>144532301
Why would Zechiel do that in Rotterdam
surely your team isn't in the bottom 12
>>144532354Me after a fat vape
>vapeAge of 15, added to the /seriea/excel
>>144531561li'l bro thinks I'm a Dinamo fan :skull:
The fuck is «the excel»?? Is it agnelli goon squad?
Le Coomeur at it again
Why would Casemiro shoot from there?
Dont see much fiketta posting, this gimmick is over
>>144532599The new meta is nameposting
>>144532599I'll bring fiketta posting back when I go back to uni tho
Good morningDid you know that leao means LionZ
>18:30 Cagliari - Empoli>20:45 Verona - Torino>>20:30 Catanzaro - Cremonesewe bit shit matchday, so... plans??
>>144540817>not rating Cagliari vs Empoli
>instead of Pellegrini, Cristante and Mancini the club asked other players, like Dybala and Paredes, if they should sack DDR>Paredes>literally asked De Rossi if he could wear #16. Constantly dicksucking him. Wants to go to Boca with him. >sacked him anyway even if nobody said yeslmao. What's the expert opinion on the point tally to avoid relegation this year?
alright guys i've done some simulations myself and here's what i found:>with 20 points you're guaranteed top2, at most top3>16 points should be enough for top8>12-13 points for top16>8-9 points for top24
>Inzaghi ready to launch Pavard, Mkhitaryan, Lautaro and Dumfries from the first minute. Updates are awaited on Dimarco, if improvements on the fatigue suffered are confirmed, he will also play. @Gazzetta_itAre you ready for new Denzel vs Theo kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaoKnZ-S3bM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzT3UFjL8G4New Angèle sesso is up
https://x.com/Bresingar/status/1836937785422319887
Hanno nvovamente distrvtto il mio milan
>More and more backstories are emerging about the strained relationship between Ibra and Fonseca. Very cold approach from the Swede who asked the coach after the unveiling, "And you, who did you coach?". Then a progressive delegitimization: a meeting between Ibra and the team without the coach, Ibra's scolding of Fonseca about the transfer market, the exclusion of Theo and Leao, and rumors about possible replacements for the bench. When Fonseca landed in MIlanello he found no Milan directors waiting for him, only a van. Pioli in difficult moments was immediately supported by the team. Fonseca has no loyalists in the locker room, and he went straight to clash with Leao.
>future Ballon d'Or winner Martial to AEK Athens
>>144541295GODcerbi and the Ameribvll need better teammates than Scarsard and vlahoshit
>>144531412Nah that’s not my pic ackshually.
>>144532599It’s Funbags Friday!
>>144542193Not a fan of those loincloth bikinis desu
0-0, big trivmph
>>144527019>AC Milan and TIM announce a new partnership, which will see the leading Italian telecommunications company become the Telco Partner of the Rossoneri Club, joining its family of Premium Partners.Does it mean Milan now get all the wiretap devices to cripple Serie A at will?
Mo it isn't a Fvrlani Leagve
>>144524540If they are not retarded they would bring back Allegri
What is it about Juve that makes it so based
It's big but then you get used to it
>>144542631It's in the name, youthfulness.Everyone has a chance to be young, brash, with that lively feeling of recklessness and apparent invincibility. Sadly though, there are also those who have never really been young, or even worse, those who have had the possibility of enjoying their youth without knowing what to do with it (which is partly why many are easily led to hate such a football club for the mere fact of 'being').Many do not wish to admit to themselves that in life, much like in football, there are levels. Some are true to their passions and some are not. Some follow out of a keen interest, whereas some must follow because they heard about it in the newspaper. So you may have those who sit on a bench planning to establish a sports club as a pastime, conversely there are those who sit on a bench to plan the next mugging on the tube and cop that exclusive €3000 jacket made in Bangladesh.
*checks under her skirt*
Teun? Called up (provisionally)
>>144542631is this even a Juve player?
>another international break in short successionhaha very funny, enough with the jokes now fras
>>144543911>>144543974ahah the next international break is in like 2 months
15th in the fanta league. An absolute disaster of epic proportions. Mo we take it on the chin and move on to the next game week.
>>144543974you WILL watch the dull international friendlies and you WILL say thank you for the shit football
>>144542631Milan dominates the kit market for several season and this year is the first time jjuve actually has a good kit that mogs all the others
>>144544124predictor status?
>>144544343>Milan dominates the kit marketdoes UEFA give out a particular patch for this trophy?
>Bbilan dominates the kit market>Not even in the top 10Life must be so blissful when you can just make up any falsehood you want and roll with it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oMKYN8r8_sA
>>144544405I dont think so. Would it be theoretically worth as much as winning the Supercoppa?
>>144544343Fra its time to put it down
>>144544484I was thinking more about something like this, possibly to be displayed in place of where the scudetto badge usually is
>as of now, Juventus is qualified directly for the UCL round of 16pretty based
id try yildiz cf tomorrow yildizfagio koop gonzalezloca luizcambiaso bremer gatti kalulu di gregorio
>>144544613One for the epileptics
>>144543941Kenan yildiz. Hes like the 5th biggest name on the team
>>144544825I was probably in the toilet when they showed him
>>144544887Scored against psv 3 days ago but whatever hes not worldclass
>>144544905yes I was in the toilet and when I came back they told me that the goal was made by a Turco
Tariq Panja (reporter):Completely mishandled Club World Cup proving a millstone for Infantino. It’s his big innovation, his thing and the money he’s promised clubs not materialised. Still no broadcasters, sponsor or stadiums announced. Looking desperate. Can’t raid reserves to pay elite clubs. So ?Fiasco level incompetence. Already forced to revert to original name Club World Cup after announcing it would be called Mundial des Clubes FIFA. In-house commercial team failed, now calling clubs in to help sell product to TV/sponsors at last minute.Other curious thing, which crops here, again, is he will be joined on a pitch to broadcasters by PSG president and ECA chairman Nasser Al Khelaifi. With one of his other hats, he is also in charge of BeIN, a potential buyer of the same rights. So could sit on both sides. Not the only conflict related to the Club World Cup mind you. The president of African football, a vice president of FIFA, is owner of one of the teams competing in the FIFA Club World Cup.
>Paolo Di Canio spoke to Sky Sport 24: "The rapper Leao needs to put his heart into it, maybe with a slide tackle or a gesture of commitment because when there's difficulty, he often seems like an outsider. Leadership is a serious matter; it's not a light topic. When I played, they wouldn't let you get away with anything. Today, it's wrong to confuse friendship on the field with leadership.">The rapper leaoLmao he maad maad (he makes a fair point though despite being a fascist)
>Juventus coach Thiago Motta reveals he texted his former Italy teammate Daniele De Rossi after Roma sacked him earlier this week.
>>144545416She is really cute
>finally got a job the day before napoli play juvewhat size loans do banks give out to people looking to slap bongs on zebra humiliation rituals?
If yildiz scores tomorrow he automatically becomes the GOAT
>>144545541this
Greasiest of all Turks
>Hunziker in talks for moderating the ESC 2025 in Basel.
Greatest abomination of turkey
>>144545610CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144545541You know who else would become GOAT if he erupted onto the scene tomorrow?
>>144542631Might be the homosexual undertones
>wake up>international break is next weekendStop please stop
it's up
>>144545804he is going for that fonseca build
>>144545653careful now, you'll anger the territorial janny
Chiara dice ke mi hadora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdVrikMkoNYSplinter Cell: Deathwatch (Netflix series) teaser is upWill it be shit? Most likelyWill I be there? 100%
napolecani banned from the Juventus stadium, nicely done. tbf i would have banned them from the city itself and expelled those who are already living in turin back to their shithole together with their offspring.
>>144545989>cartoons about videogames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX3fr4QJmNY
>>144546122https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbrfJAAS7Qc*Devil triggers you*
>>144546122It's actually a novel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_VFJn2kJM
>>144546248>cartoon about a videogame about a novel
>Only Jamal Musiala (7) created more chances than Teun Koopmeiners (6) during the first round of #UCL 24/25 season.
>Only Egon Loy (7) and José Araquistáin (6) conceded more goals than Gigi puffon (4) during a final of #UCL.
>no goalkeeper has conceded more goals (4) than Gigi Puffon during an European Championship final.
>>144546675>>144546502Cannot be true, this is the best goalkeeper ever we're talking about here
>>1445444022nd last
>>144545504Congrats lad, what you doing?
wtf is this shit
>>144547278>>144547278>>144547278>>144547278
