Stretch edition>NRLWCronulla-Sutherland Sharks v Wests Tigers7:45pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoShark Park, Cronulla1.19-4.70>A simple equation for the Sharks, win & they're in the Semi-Finals. Or will Wests Tigers finish with an upset & back-to-back victories?
what the fuck is with the saging
My Wife Quincy Dodd
>>144519414Quincy Dudd
>tipped Sharks
>tipped Tigers
>>144519411
>>144519458
>>144519457
Good morning gentlemen… and Danny
>>144519411Good morning Danny
>>144519411If nobody posts Rexona cans, we’ll be fine
>>144519411I can guarantee this thread will not autosage. I’ll tell you why tonight once the game starts
>>144519378>>144519457>>144519458>>144519472>>144519489>>144519493annoying cunt
>just got 3 (You)’s lads
>just got 3 (You)’s
>just got a (You)
>>144519822
enters the 'thread'
Tonegato at fb again
last game for tiges and the barefoot goddess
had covid the last weeks lads fkn brutal
>>144520373>sexy bouquet IFKWIM
>>144520373
>>144520591
https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-celebrate-record-breaking-participation-broadcast-crowd-numbers-ahead-of-2024-finals-series/news-story/dc4a7b6d4bba940e34e1e89d8b775ec5
Just another 94000 signatures needed lads. get on it
>>144521695NYPA
>>144521758missing the facetiousness of my post - i could care less to be frank. in fact it will be hilarious seeing the 30 foot high barbwire fences around the field and people getting beaten to death in the stands
>posts about it>could care less about it
>>144521695
Only the women today? And the Poogers at that? See you lads tomorrow
>>144522070there is a big push back at the moment from the general public about this png thing. cost of living is skyrocketing , people are struggling more and more today , and the goobermint want to throw more money at PNG. the fact is though and what the public don't realise, if you like at financial stats, is that australia spends on average around 400million a year on png projects and grants as a way of stopping them from getting comfy with indonesia - it's been a geopolitical strategy for a long time
>there is a big push back at the moment from the general public about this png thing. cost of living is skyrocketing , people are struggling more and more today , and the goobermint want to throw more money at PNG. the fact is though and what the public don't realise, if you like at financial stats, is that australia spends on average around 400million a year on png projects and grants as a way of stopping them from getting comfy with indonesia - it's been a geopolitical strategy for a long time
implying indonesia wont just take what they want from png
implying we can't just fuck up indonesia
>>144522822We can’t. They’ve a population that outnumbers us 10-1 and a military that outnumbers us 100-1
>>144522875unironically that's just a skill issuewe're better and you'd think we'd have better tech
You guys don't get along with the Indonesians?
australians have not behaved very well in bali for some time
>>144522963https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_occupation_of_East_Timor>>144522989>complaining about changing visa lawsdeported
it's about our mining companies of course being protected , nothing to do with helping png kids having better dental care
>>144522875its a tiny island tho we can just bomb the fuck out of the whole joint in like 6 runs
>island nation has a low tax rateuh no fucking shit
Well this is a fine nrl thread full of footy talk and GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN HERE
>UN: An independence dispute!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within East Timor!?>ID: Yes.>UN: ...May I see it?>ID: ...No.
if there is a change of fed gov't next year then this png thing will be nuked. everyone is opposing it. that's the most relevant thing right now about this proposed 19th team expansion. the mini-city/nazi compound thing will take at least 12 months to get off the ground with the tendering process, so it's going to be easy to kill it off quickly if there is a change in gov't.
>>144523099Kek, underrated post
I'd totally be down for some patented Skinner burgers right now
>>144523000Headlines like this are a bit cheeky. The main source of income to a Government is from royalties not corporate tax.
>>144523050>>144523099epicccccccc
>>144523230https://youtu.be/XZm5QvpfonY
>>144523322Top kek
>>144520463
>>144523322>ynr when hungry jack's was burger king
yeah cos im puzzled why you find her attractive !
Appreciate ≠ Goon
The Wives Linked Up
>>144523665My wives Ellie Dodd
>>144523552If I was her bf I’d buy her a kg of Celtic salt. It’s much better for you than that Himalayan stuff
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/867122
>>144523665i would NOT fuck that
>>144524124>paper wrapped disposable (or reusable depending on your level of tightarse) bamboo chopsticksKek
i had a big problem with eating too fast so started using chopsticks to slow myself down. now i could probably beat any asian in an eating competition using chopsticks. nrlw related because we know a certain lass who eats too much too often
>>144524139cringe
Brad Fittler has been named the coach of the Australia Prime Minister's 13
>>144520418She'll always be my number 1
Need the Tigettes to not be absolute garbage for just one game to give my Knightettes a chance to climb the ladder.
>>144521695based pauline doing it for the family
1 more sleep til footy
how come no sage today
>>144524443high fire risk
>>144524443It’s a secret which will be revealed in time
>>144524606take your meds you paranoid chip on your shoulder fuck
Seems like I hit a nerve. Can’t wait to see the reaction when the news drops
>>144524666
When she keeps sucking harder than a Dyson after you nut
>>144524397You’re so funny anon, come and have a drink with us
>>144524615>>144524657ABS released population figures for your considerationtalk about where your next franchises should go with it
>>144524737It’s all about tv revenue, population means squat
Tigresses WILL win tonight
>>144524737It’s about demographics too. Vic has the biggest growth but it’s mostly pajeets and Sudanese moving there . Qld is still the strongest state for anglos and coconuts . Ipswich will be the next franchise after bears and failed png proposal
would you rather have a family of 8 polys living next door or a family of 4 pajeets?
>>144524818Leaning to 8 polys on the info provided. But if more specific info is given, might change my mind
tipped poogersW lads
a lot of seats for tonights gameW
What do you guys think Bo got for her birthday?
a tigers finalW
>>144524818move to Quakers Hill and enjoy both m8
these sharks are like our sharks absolute fraudsW
>>144524841I gave her a foot massage ^_^
>>144524818Polys can be chill sometimes and there's a good chance they like footy
KEK these women suckW
>>144524859
couldn’t handle the smell of round the clock curry desu
>>144524834>>144524840>>144524847>>144524864Stop
>>144524861They are pretty good at acoustic guitar too
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFFW
>tfw no poly neighbours to invite you over to watch the footy>They will never say "Shot uce" as you bring over a cheeky KFC bucket
Hot thicc ref again tonight. That binning was cute
>>144524887should be a penalty for kicking off the mark desu
RaaawwwwwwwwW
>some bloke kicking conversions for the Tigs
Kek not seen that snowman ad
What a dumb bitch. That'll be one dropout thanks.
based shorststacj
I know Manly are poo but surely they still expose the Poosters for the frauds they are?
DCE didn't play last week and will show up next game
Ms Anderson
QUINCY GODD
SHE BOBBLED IT KEKEKEKEKKEKE>>144524970
Muffed it
QUINCELITE
BASED TIGER CUSTOMER IN THE CROWD GIVING THE GIRLS A TASTE OF PROPER NRL
Really sick of these violent buffoons getting picked up on mic. Get em out.
Family, Teacheranon here. I've got a moral dilemma, and I need opinions that aren't warped by modern niceties. A young foreign fella in my class came to school with a slightly black eye, and a graze on his cheek. I asked him what happened and he lied, then admitted that his dad whacked him with a broom because he was being naughty. All my training says to call DoCS, but part of me says let it be. What do?
rather blokes like him rather than our coomers tbqh and he knows the girls names
BIFF IN THE CROWD
DoCS doesnt exist anymore retard
????? the reffing tonight fucking sucks is that fuckwittaW
>>144525001It's an expression.
how the fuck was that forward??
>>144524991its just dey culture tell him to join the schools rugby union peem and he'll be fine
>>144524991Give him a clip over the ear for ratting on his old man
I would invite the young fella to your house, cook him dinner, have a few drinks to make him comfortable and see what he says
Bo’s got the pink undies on tonight
hey pooarks try holding the ball LOLW
>>144525020Pics?
>>144525015He's eight.
Talk to your student counsellor
>>144525027sounds like youll need most of the drinks to fit that hog in
QUINGODD
BITEBACK
DODDGOD
warehouse vibes from these tigers fans
funny cause most of these nrlw girls look like they work in a warehouse
>>144525028Mat leave, many such cases.
T. buttblasted warehouse incel
nice come back
ask the nice young girl if she's ok or needs someone to make her some eggs
>nice come back
>>144525055Rueben actually does
>>144525071I rest my case
Just put the NBL on and now they have a Magic Round too.Our sport is so influential!
Taneka getting the dogs out a lot lately
>>144525090
>>144525090>Spanians kebabs
FUCK UP DEGENERATES THE FOOTY IS BACK ONW
poogers dropping like flies :(
kek why are cronulla such grubs
nooooooo pooogers bros
>letting 12 score on youthats an ick
based girls brining back the spear tackle
kek hands up in the air after spear tackling someone
Cat Fight looms
very tiger attack there
CLAWBACK
EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ poogers poogers poogers poogers poogers poogers poogers
Horne has such a low centre of gravity with a huge arse. Very hard to tackle
TIGODDESSES TIGODDESSESTIGGODESSES
Matty Russell blowing his load announcing kickers name
>another player coming offis this normal
>>144525228desu m8 Penitani has mogged her all night
Women athletes are more prone to knee problems because of their wider hips.
I hope they're told that when they sign up
Botummy
the big hogs loose
Preston seems to be targeting Evie McGrath.
>>144525263
pooarks score there
KEK dumb lesbo prop
>didn't find touch this really is a poogers peem
that anon never told us why we were being sagedhe said he would when the game started
HOLD ONTO THE FUCKING BALLthis is just frustrating now
NTA BUTNo Irish...No sage
Kek fucking hell these broads are useless
>>144525309Stop mansplaining
ummm yall saw that
ITS HELD UP
that wasn’t a try you cheat
HAWK TAIH
>dudd
yeah that’s a nice way to heem yourself kek
stand her up book her a dentist appointment and PLAY ON
>>144525343based quincy trying not to hurt the downed player
no kisses for me and brookie tonight =[
sad that this Pooarks peem and not the qt Eelettes
t. Rexona marketing executive
pig refs a massive cheat
I like her 2bh
>liking a ref
kek that was the most obvious strip penalty how do they miss that?
>going for the elite and muscular 3 point leadBased Poogers
based Noddy’s in tears lads
ez go home poonulla
>>144525376Lutu is good. She’ll only get better.
saw kezie do literally nothing
she was playing?!?!
>nrlw nudie runs do NOT let the /nrl/coomer hear that
>>144525388
coffee and choc chip cookies time
not going to be a good week for shark customers
>>144525391Tell me more
Time for some Pez action, see you tomorrow ladies
>>144525415isn't a good decade to be a shark customer iykwim haha
>>144525556>Decade>Decade = 10 years>2016 was 8 years ago>If my calculations are correct the Sharks won a premiership within the last decade
>all the peems talk mad shit about pooarks>they all live in the nulla
>>144525578fuck you're right hey, made me look the fool
>>202414369>>202414473
the whole spray can?
Those posts don't exist, friend
Anyone actually going to either games?
>>144525312You’re so close to the truth. So close.
It is my unfortunate duty to inform you all that Threadcunt or Threadcuck or whatever you want to call him; is a janitor. He won’t ever autosage one of his own threads which is why this one is still standing. But it does explain why all of the midweek threads he didn’t make got the treatment. Sorry you all had to find out this way. He might now autosage one of his own threads now the secret is out.
Don't know who that is but I hope he finds peace and happiness within himself
>>144526284omg wow you should stay up all night printing out posts and thumb tacking them to a board with strings and writing all over the walls and stuff, you know real detective shit, you must be like a cop or something holy ahit im mind blown wow woah i came for the footy but im staying for sherlock posts like this one
>>144529394>>144529394
>>144525760>he doesn’t know
thread splitting cunt
>>144533595He’s has a mop and bucket so he’s allowed
>>144538886That’s a shame
KLEINSTEIN
>>144519349>number of times a pro female rugby player has sat on my face: 0>number of times i contemplate suicide daily: 47576153874
Knock on
>>144543185>contemplate suicide dailyPlease don’t
bump
The fuckhead cowgirls picked a bad night to bottle it....imagine losing to these pooark frauds!!
kek
Sharks fans were stuck on the train
SAINT HELEN BROS WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
don't think I will
>>144544584BAHAHAHAHAOHNONONONONOLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLKEK
>>144521303>>144544584JUST
>>144544584Population of Sydney vs population of Cronulla
we're in the other thread
I’M USING BOTH THREADS!
>>144519349>>144529394>>144551802Can anyone explain to me why all 3 op’s have a watermark on them unique only to some bloke calling himself “threadcunt”? Especially when global rule 13 says “Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts”.
i think you forgot about global rule 1: don't cry like a poof every single thread you're in
>>144552391>>144551584
>>144552107>final>19kKEKOPE
Don't tell /afl/ about actual viewership numbers they'd have a meltdown
>>144553951This
>>144553951HOLY COPE KEK
>>144554343you follow faggotry cope your way out of it
Why is this thread still up
It just is
LETS GO MANLY!!!!!
>>144560199
no try
chooks are given a free ride
The gulf of skill between the top 8 is insane
Penrith Panthers vs Springfield Haitians
>>144524139Would you have an choice?
Roosters are a pack of grubs with plastic fans