the sprint of Lidlmen editionCurrent and upcoming races:18.09 - 22.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro20.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME20.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE21.09 SUPER 8 Classic 1.Pro21.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE22.09 Alfasun Gooikse Pijl p/b Lotto 1.122.09 Paris-Chauny 1.122.09 World Championships ME - ITT WC22.09 World Championships WE - ITT WC25.09 Omloop van het Houtland 1.125.09 World Championships - Mixed Relay TTT WC28.09 World Championships WE - Road Race WC29.09 World Championships ME - Road Race WC29.09 - 06.10 PETRONAS Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro01.10 - 06.10 Cro Race 2.101.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.101.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE02.10 Betcity Elfstedenrace 1.103.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE06.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.106.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro07.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro08.10 - 13.10 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT08.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro 08.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/JBDRb1Eq>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>144509724
Skoda Tour de Luxembourg (2.Pro)Stage 3Rosport - Diekirch201.3 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/startlistGC after stage 2:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/stage-2-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/stage-3/livehttps://skodatour.lu/race-center/Roadbook:https://skodatour.lu/wp-content/uploads/20240907_skoda_tour_luxembourg_roadbook.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / L'Equipe / RTL15:30 CET
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Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen (1.1)Koolskamp - Koolskamp180.2 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/kampioenschap-van-vlaanderen/2024/startlist/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/kampioenschap-van-vlaanderen/2024/result/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Sporza15:35 CET
you now remember Alexander Kamp
>>144529754Not really no.But considering Lombardia is soon I now remember Fausto Masnada.
>>144529462i dont know how to feel about Mads glasses
>>144529462lel at that BMC fork, so uncouth, looks like a mixer attachment
I hope she took the news well. My girl cries easily :'(
FUCK L*DL
>>144532006>dudes celebrating the opportunity to loot a grocery store like it's christmaskwabs all around
>>144532006based Aldi ultras
Rain in Zürich?? STOP THE RACE
>>144532225you have no power here jonasyou are not racing this
there is rain in Zurich, Friesland? and how is that relevant?
why don't they make a PCM-style single player game where you control a fictional version of yourself and race real-ish races with other real riders but it kind of adapts to your level so you can sort of race your favourite races and pretend like you've got a pro career. i don't know if that game would work, i think it could be fun
>>144532576I think mechanistically road cycling just doesn't make for fun gaming. For us it's about the physical sensation but that cannot be captured with a video game.Team management and race management simulator would be the way to go, turns out PCM just sucks assSomething like Steep probably the best blueprint for a single player cycling game (even though it's a snowboarding game). Really nailed the sensation of skiing and focused on the terrain and the history/majesty of the terrain.
>>144532576like zwift racing but against npc opponents and with more tactics you can decide on?
My new cycling table is based and cool-pilled
>>144533035yeah like pro cycling manager but instead of an effort curser and a stamina bar you have to do the actual pedaling
they must feel certain that Jonas was as good as he would have been sans Basque chute at the Tour — I would have more confidence in him 2bqh
I've just come home from the kinographie, went to the opening night of the new Coralie FARGEAT picture. One of the best times at the cínémá I have had in a very long time. People were losing their mind for the entire final act
/today depending where you are
>>144534150
Saturday
>>144534221
Bertollo? BasedPut some hespeck on that name
>>144533940tempting tempting, it's been a while since I saw some French body horror
>>144533079>rotation fixedwhy does my cadence drop to 0 then take 10 or 12 seconds to slowly build back up whenever i lower my cadence slightly? fucking annoying, is this a known kickr v4 or mywhoosh issue? please respond frens.
i built a xc bikeits fun af
>>144535278that looks fucked up and retarded fren. its perfect for you
>>144535278did you scour goodwill and bike shop dumpsters for parts?
>>144534640There's a 20 minute stretch in the first hour where neither of the principals wear any clothes
>>144535278poast a trail you rode it on
Hardest appennine stage ever?
>>144535278how do you like the saddle
>>144535658I'm in
>>144535618>fox step cast>fox float sl>fox transfer sl>shimano xt>lexon crank>dumpster parts
my bogged uzbeki cute needs to be barefoot and pregnant
>>144536104why are modern bikes so ugly. soulless
>p*rchasing a used crabbon framepeak paypig
>>144536382how much did you spend on that ugly pos kek
what is it about posters with FTP in W ~= bodyweight in lbs that causes such profound levels of seethe?
>>144536532that would be a good FTP for someone with AIDS
>the newest schizo is an HIV patient probably from getting bummed in the nuthousesuddenly things make a bit more sense
BIG cycling trip booked for Lyon-Geneva area.Need to start getting lean and light and strong for the cols
>>144535278It looks nice, fuck the haters here.
>>144537242It's just one schizo, I think.
sorry fren i didnt know it was new. when you said you built it i thought it was a dumpster/spare parts bike, no idea you spent thousands on it kek. im sorry, or congratulations.
>>144537411kek i just saw this lil mf for the 1st time.
>>144535278Frens don't let frens fall for the kashima coating meme. We failed you
i didnt mean to hurt my frens feelings about his new bike, your bike is cool and fren-pilled. i dont know anything about xc bikes is all
>>144535278based XC enjoyer
no dooming alowed
One of the three german grand tour winners died
Tinking about getting them shoe raincovers finally, is it really a chore to get full ones on?Brtek said so but he is a big foot, anyone with a normal human foot of forti-feive (45)?
>>144540512>dooms
>>144537459He's working on a 4th one
>>144540665RIP Ulle
>>144540665F
nice little rampa on the menu this afternoon
>gustav WANG
>>144541264big ring to 1km then spin for dear life innit
>>144541264looks good for Kron
>>144541298I don't think Kron is riding with me but he's free to joing me
Fuck d*nes fuck b*rgiansdesu
>>144541378Based Paco Mancebo telling it as it is
When will they finally unleash him again?
>>144541068Big ups 2 dat nigga tony. Peace
dude just send all our sprinter lmao
>MTBgtfo my /cyc/
>>144541494ewan is barely a sprinter anymore
>>144541558kinda sad when a sprinter can't sprint anymore. they have no other options. one trick ponies. if you can't GC anymore you can still be a stage hunter.
Jury is out for the new jersey thing. Good to see my boy sagan earning some hard coins
>>144541494
>>144541606>women and bobo's and sagan
>>144541558The King of Hatta Dam
>>144541617>already crying
>>144541617will win
>>144541617Gaudu world champion
Julia Kopeckýová to SD Workxsx
>>144541606wow the president is going to fix climate change
>>144541621Imagine being a professor at lausanne university and getting fake jobs at the UCI on the side. Peak life
>>144541681probably need the right friends or last name
>>144541706just be close to the UCI headquarters is enough
>>144541569
>>144541764hardly a sprinter
>>144541764at what point would you consider him a true sprinter? the juniors?
>>144541764this guy is definitely not a pure sprinter
>>144541808There are no pure sprinters in road cycling because you have to ride 4 hours to even get to a sprint
>>144541764based sonny was the italien version of mads
>>144541808>>144541816>>144541852https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/1996/stage-14
>>144541848Profoundly based and correct take
Cort was a sprinter in the beginning of his careerNow he's a climber
>>144542017Many such cases
>Kampioenschap van VlaanderenDecent startlist too
>>144542097boring parcours though. basically a criterium
>>144542174yes well
>>144542174because it is
>coffee tastes like shit nowOh fuck, it's the coof
>boone
>>144541928>HAMBURGER ahead of BOURGUIGNONmany such cases
>>144541664>Cyklistka Kopecký přestupuje, bude jezdit v týmu se šampionkou Kopeckouthe forefathers are crying as the czech language is being massacred
Mohoric fell on gravel during scouting Girona.https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/grd-padec-mohorica-na-makadamu-v-gironi/721612
>>144542502pathetic
>>144542462looks like turkish mixed with p*le to me
>>144542502For me, it's grd
>>144542462>šampionkoucyklistický>Şampiyonbisikletyes, that's the same
>>144542017he's doing more big group sprints now that he has done for years
>>144542839perhaps are Brtek has middle name Mehmet
Happy Birthday Marcel KINT
>>144542502Oh no, his calculations were all wrong, it's over science sisters
>>144543294looks morbidly obese
>>144543294took too skinny he should bulk up to 75 kg
>>144543294oumi prepared too much amlou for him, it's over, no way he has a chance against slimmed down grug
>>144543294Why is he wearing a Potato helmet?Is Farm Frits back as a sponsor?
>>144543294My king allready in full offseason mode. Deserved
>>144543432>Why is he wearing a Potato helmet?He plans to "met" the so-called "la patate" at the worlds.
Remco should grow a moustache
>>144543439Never speak to me or my son ever again
>>144543506>T babyraper
>>144543294Benji?!
>>144544033kek
what a ragtag bunch
>>144544050Their team radio is going to be so ESL that even LAMB and ROBINSON will get accents.
>>144543432He's joining Loving Potatoes Cycling Team in 2025
>>144544050Is Lukas one of those Scandi Albanians?
>>144543294Is he still doing youtube videos. I want a full day of eating video.
>>144544114>Eight o'clock in the morning I'll have fish and a rice cake. At 10 o'clock, I'll have fish. At 12 o'clock, I'll have fish and a rice cake. At two o'clock, I'll have fish. At four o'clock - just before I train - I'll have fish and a rice cake. I'll train, I'll have me fish. I'll come home, have some more fish, with a rice cake, and then have some more fish before I go to bed.
>>144544131man that's spooky. I was just thinking about that video on my ride half an hour ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo17 (SEVEN FUCKING TEEN) years ago
>>144543294I might be a tad faceblind but no one is telling me this is not a turd (3) PIDGOG.
>>144544173>>144544131I read it as rice and fishcake, which is even more depressing
>>144544184ficecake sounds like something the dutch would eat
>>144544209Even worst, Norwegians
Fishcakes are really good though
>>144544222>>144544209
I mean this doesn't look grim at all tbqh
>>144544251>only praying once a dayoumi won't be happy with this
>>144544184fish cake greatbit of cod and mash covered in bread crumbs and fried up. delish
>>144544251eat big to ride big simple as
>>144544251So that's what Hirschi does. What about Remco?
>>144544266You think that's cod you're eating?
>>144544266Kek you've never tried the norwegian version
>>144544286well I was thinking about cooking for yourself with proper fish. buying them down in Iceland you never what you'd be eating.
>Fiskefrikadeller
>>144544251hahaha
Remco should be careful about getting too much mercury from all that fish eating.
>>144544622his mercury maxxing to mask any traces of performance enhancing drugs
>>144545043>it could be boring prophetic words for cycling
>>144545043yes
>>144544237i just ate one of these a minute ago
a good source of protein and carbs
>>144545144the chicken nugget for ytpeople
>>144545048
>>144545144Just cook rice and eggs
>>144545153Who are Nuggies for then pray tell?
>>144545153in Danish shops you can even buy the fresh fish goob to make your own fiskefrikadeller at home
>>144545189>GlyngøreLmao, guess who used to pack this slop
>>144545144had this for lunch with kartoffelpüree
>>144545209did you know Roglic used to be a ski jumper?
Kwabio
>>144545209Glingøre is not made in GlingøreIt's now just a brand owned by Royal Greenland.It only has a factory in Aalborg
we live with both races
>>144545218I eat Torsk a lot
Is he KWAB of the season?
>>144545284the most deserved kwab maybe but he was completely invisible. If the kwabbening happens but nobody's around to see it is he really kwabbed?Kwab of the season is wout
Kwableb and Kwappe.
>DNF ARANBURU Alex
>ARANBARU
PHILIPSEN lacheeEWAN lachee
Wait I am 5 minutes behind on the stream
CHUTE
why is visma pulling in luxembourg?
>>144545506for Laporte?
>>144545517Isn't it too hard for him?
Sex with asphalt.
tudor lad just casually breaking the leg of a fellow runner
>>144545284he's doing better than Jonas was at 21
ECHELONS
>>144545578
>>144545284remember when some retards actually believed that Bora was holding him back and that le 8w/kg man will rise to glory at pissma? couldn't have been me
>>144545531looks doable for him
>>144545593>making it sound like that was an impossible scenario after the 2023 jumboid destruction and how they turned literal turds into (ciclismo) world destroyersnone of us saw the 2024 fall of LAB (aka market correction) coming. Also less of bora holding him back and more of pissma adding 0.5 w/kg onto his threshold through [REDACTED]
>>144545652yeah but he explicitly complained about ridiculous stuff like Specialized's TT setup not being good enough for him while it probably was and still is one of the best ones in the peloton
>>144545615I think it's for wilco or bert
>>144545695That is true and it is amazing to see him do worse on lab tt setup hehehehe
>>144545705>>144545615He's pulling now
Honestly feels like politt has been one of the best recruit of the year. There are a lot of places for these big guys in these teams. Still wonder how kung didn't get a big contract like that
>>144545770if kung gave up on being an eternal loser (tt specalist) he could
>>144545770Maybe he doesn't want to be a domestique
>>144545803Money is money bert. It's not like he's doing anything in GT anyways
>>144545789could what? he goes in loads of breaks. he's just not a top level rider. the real crime is Ganna who could win a bunch of races.
PHILIPSEN KWAK
>>144545813Problem with ganna is he wants to d otrack
leader's jersey looks like knockoff Lidl kit
The mythical Wilco Kelderman win today. Ready yourselves....
>>144545838And track is even more of a poverty sport then road cycling is. So that's probably why he does both.
>>144545874it's statistically more likely for him to crash than win anything
>grug trying to win a race
hors
HORSECATEGORY
WILCO WILCO WILCO
CHUTE COMICALE
they crash in every other corner
rare formolo
G2 slurping
nice circuit in Luxemborg
UAE riding very strangely
grug should start smashing
Bert Lemon
55 seconds gap, they got this
that climbing by mauri can't be efficient
GODu
>>144546144It hurts just looking at it
Need a pan to Formolo painface, it has to be epic now.
SOVL
kek, they having fun
FORMOLO humbling VANSEMENMAN
holy fucking slurp, this is grounds for DQ in my opinion
Disgusting slurping on display
grug please stop slurping ze semen
What happened to Alpecin on day 1? Illness or what?
>>144546216yeah
>>144546214He closed 2 gaps already, this is typical. Now he's just going to take all the slurpers down with him
>>144546216SKA signed a new contractjimmy is sick
uh oh formolo thats not allowed
chute catastrophique
ynr Robert Stannard
Hello UCI?That is illegal.
>>144546234comfy nap
>>144546238they give yellow cards for that nowlike bilbao in the canadian race
Fatman's in his rightful place
echelon kino
WE GAAN
IRSI GOES SOLOGRUG FOLLOWS
Kek at grug just sailing in.
Smash, Grug
he/she vs grugvery kino
Her/She going all out, Grug still in Z2
comicale
Too little too late.
>>144546292vaxxed status?
frying some guanciale for my pasta dishFormolo is winning
>>144546292welsford wanting to take the top of the velodrome
>>144546304posted 5 seconds too early
GRUG GOES BACKWARDS
Her/She WC...?
HE/SHE WORLD CHAMP ON HOME ROADS HAPPENING
ehm grug sisters, did we get too cocky?
Yeah, not picking anyone 32 points for WC.
grug doesn't stand a chance in switzerland does he
that is a top tier uci points farmer right there
>Mads flag againi love those lads
Mauri please ride more efficiently
>>144546334No sar.
Ayuso will put a minute into these frauds anyway. He has burned matches.
>>144546334looks grim, will be yet another pogi show
>>1445463344.3km of climbing—I think it's too much
>>144546334Of course no, no one does
>>144546353but even if pogi chutes or gets sick, the climbers will just burn him up
Grug needs a haircut. Not very aero the mullet.
>>144546361yeah, it's too hard and he's still 75kg
>>144546334nej
>>144546369rumors that he is down to 70
>>144546334Top 3 isHIRSCHIREMCOVACEKPogacar DNFGrug DNFRoglic DNS
>>144546377no way
Vansevenant wins
good ride Mauri my son
>>144546382ozempic is a helluva drug
>>144546389Still has way too much muscles to be 70kg
Gaudu on the other hand, dark horse for the WC
PHILIPSEN KWAB
Merlel wins
>>144546382UAE has Novo on speed dial
BIG news out of Belgium
missed the other finish oops
>>144546398yeah i'm not sure about 70, but he is looking skinnier than his usual
>>144546401based MerGOD
top 10
>>144546416ayuso is such a ratty rider
grug looks like a million euro dollars god damnmovie star looks
>>144546421Good chances to win the race I'd say with his TT
Merlier's EU jersey doesn't look half bad 2bqh
>>144546401It's over for Philipsen as a sprinter, he sucks now
>>144546427
>>144546416GC
christ his voice
>>1445464163,4,8,10
>>144546401top 10
>>144546454>Linoel taminiauxTHis one is new
>>144546431>Cat killer vs the UAE rattobuy your tickets now
>>144546440this will never not make me chuckle
>>144546406>22 years old
>>144546459>grug - 20 secsCan he do it?
>>144546480Maybe
>Mount Ventoux rumored to return to the 2025 TDF>with a descent finish to MalaucèneENOUGH
>>144546480if it was flat I'd say yes
>>144546440toppest of keks
recon for tomorrow is done. breathtaking route here, but insane cagie situation here - nearly got collected by a harakiri cagie, would never ride here without a blocked off rode tbqh
phew
>>144546606he's 10 seconds away from putting gold stripes under his eyes
>>144546606Bike looks good.Unsure about the helmet.
>>144546589it do be pretty tho
>>144546647kino that
monday its finally my time to post pictures from my rides in the alps
>>144546647nice, for me it was some gravel
>>144546647I like the lakes around salzburg, but they're probably more suited to MTB
>>144546674now gonna make a big meal and relax
>>144546690is that mondsee?agree, here it is MTB heaven
>>144546695Fuschlsee
>>144546534Local journals are saying it's going to be MTF>>144546663where you going?
>>144546674bastehow was the rampas
>>144546753the rampa went fine, I had way more issues on the downhill zigzagging from stone to stone
>>144546734its not ALP alps i know, but im going to Bedouin to ride a certain famous mountain
>>144546802Just blast it you'll fly over the stones
>>144546832straight into some barbed wire or someone walking their dog at 50km/h
>>144546802>issues on the downhill Stay safe bert, I almost did a BERNAL into a tree excavator yesterday
>>144546832t. collarbone surgeon whomst gets paid upon commission
check resultsa double BAM
>>144546831It's still technically the Alps. Good time of the year to go there, let's hope you get lucky with the weather
as soon as the goombling season ends I will fack off to camp in the "mountains"
I am already adjusting for the warmup 2025.But I am not going to do these tables next year, far too much hassle and they eat up hours when you take into account paying attention, waiting for results to come up, waiting for complementary results to come up etc.
Berts, I need your advice.I ordered a carbon cockpit as the final touch on my TCR, but now I am contemplating whether I should disconnect and reconnect my hydraulic cables to use the semi integrated routing (just through the bars, not fully integrated luckily), or if should just keep them attached to the levers and tape the cables to the outside of the bars. I don't have the tools for cutting and assembling the cable ends and also not for the bleeding, and from what I read I get the impression it's a hassle. But I also feel that I will to do some maintenance at some point anyway so the cost of the tools should not stop me from doing this the right way. What would Bert do? And which bleeding tools would you suggest?
>>144547071still need to make a team for china my man
>>144547083I would do it properly, because I know it would keep bothering me otherwise.
>this is a dutch devo team
>>144547145We no ain't shit going to happen.
>>144546230Well, he got disqualified. Actually kicked out of the race.
>>144547267hot damn, they heemed Guillaume Martin like that last year
>>144547267qrd? missed the race
>>144547267>DSQ FORMOLO Davideno chill
>>144547283I have seen Bilbao do this pseudo supertuck in one of the Canada races, must have been playing with fire then.
>>144547312I read that he got a yellow card for that
>>144547196Very good point, that would also apply to me.
>>144547304He did the saddle in anus version of supertuck descending
>>144547267Weak.
>>144547304
>>144547267Easy boni for grug
I started working on the top stages of the yearI added Lombardia already but the profile is not full bertolled, could change a bit in future editionsWhen you look at the podium do you see a pattern? kek
>>144547376Yea, but the dumb thing about the 10-6-4 boni distribution, the gap with Hirschi actually decreased, because he gains 4 extra seconds while Grug only gets 2.
>>144547539grug shoulda just won then innit
>>144547446How much elevation for the WC?
>>144547597Not bertolled yet but I think it's someting like 4400, similar to LBL
>>144547446>Dunbar
>Morton>600km day yesterday>"a daily average that is currently sitting at 476km"wtf is his problem
>>144547747what's he training for? he should do an around world record attempt
>>144547747how come he could never hack it as a pro rider
>>144547747>
>>144547784Insignificant results? not to me
>>144547446>TdF Stage 20should have been the final podium again
>>144547771he's not training, he's smashing the record for cycling the perimeter of Australia
>>144547784wattletism cannot be cured by endless z2
>>144547846oh, kinda lame
>>144547784breveting is a recluse for boomers and wattlets
>>144547784he's got the perfect gig honestly, gets to ride around the world doing whatever fun ultraendurance challenge he thinks of while still being on a pro team and getting a regular paycheck and support
Franzi Brauße gets 125 uci points for dabbing on two dozen random canadian girls in a tt. the world tour was a mistake
>>144547927>slowest girl did 30km/h over 20km
>>144547887please explain dearest rusbert I never heard that word before
>>144547861>>144547784If I'm reading the results correctly, he was never once able to hang with the peloton through a GT stage
>>144547968brevet is a ride over 200km. ultra-marathoning in cycling is also called randonneuring
>>144547968https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brevet_des_provinces_fran%C3%A7aisesI assume it comes from that. Didn't know people were using that word in english too
>>144547946as slow and as ugly as puck
Pretty wild to make a trip back from the pub into a ride with pogi
>>144548084it's kinda funny this guy peaks for one Grand Tour a year (and actually does well) and then just exists for the rest of the season
>>144547747Van Vleutenesque...
>>144547840LagutinGOD. Vuelta stage winner too, like other legends of the sport as Sander Armee and Bert-Jan Lindegod
>>144548084so Pog and Bling are best friends now? looks like they train together a lot
>>144548105old school form curve
>>144548150they've always been best friends, bling rents out his garage to pogi
>>144548150They've been for a while I think.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIZx4d9iyq8
What do you peak for, bert?
The Vuelta podium of 2011 was 1. Bauke MOLLEMA, 2. Denis MENCHOV and 3. Maxime MONFORT
>>144548150They are neighbours I think.
>>144548169Whatever arbitrary fitness goal I set for myself. None at all this year
>>144548169Midlife crisis
>>144548169I always set out a few goals in my mind, this year I did some organized tours in the spring I worked towards and in the summer I worked towards a few big rides.Next year I would like to do the flandrien challenge.
>>144548169goals gotta keep the lizard brain busy
>>144548169tomorrows 47k TT
>>144548084>>144548150>>144548162Never ever heard "Bling" before this Canada weekend and suddenly everyone and their mom is using thatjust another lame psyops
>>144548169Joke asside I don't have any goals, I just ride my bike for fun. When winter comes and I have to use the trainer I start checking the power a bit or I die of boredom and that's it.
>>144548169This one climb. Once a year I do this bad boy just to prove to myself that I still can and then slack off untill next summer.
>>144548169There are no peaks—just an endless trough awaiting an end
>>144548285well you're wrong
>>144548250speaking of, bertollo could you do me a solid and betrollify the route for tomorrow?https://www.kotl.at/downloads/kotl2022/asvoe_king_of_the_lake.gpx
>>144548285
>>144548318the timeline has shifted again
>>144548335this is actually a terminal case of non attention payingon a scale of close to a decade
I don't even know who bling is and I don't care to find out either
>>144548285I though it is going to a cringe boomer thing to call him that in 2020something when it was fresh in 2010.
>>144548361Some ex-convict with prison tats
>>144548334and that's just the easy search
>>144548388It's his name on insta too.
>>144548169I'm constantly peaking higher and higher
>They even edited the archivehow deep is the rabbithole?
>>144548084THE BOYS
I wish Bling had won MSR this year
Remember when BLING won the best stage of the 2022 Tour after a 50km attack, getting caught, dropped and then catching up again
>>144548169The /cyc/ Velogames Championship 2025
>>144548421Don't even think about looking at the wiki history
not so fast grandebros
>>144548533both of them dropped some seriously good climbers too
>>144548387>tattooing your own birth date with angel wings like you're god's given gift to the world
>>144548477Remember when he kwab'd Sagan in that uphill sprint
>>144548387it's so cringe it perfectly fits a pro cyclist and Australian
>>144548387Why did he tattoo my date birth on his back?
>>144548605And when he ended Colbrelli's career
>>1445481692025 club championships
>>144548952the weak should fear the strong
>>144548169my yearly A race(s) of coursh
>54 year old Valverde beating gravel king Keegan SwensonHow is it even possible ?
>>144549595hm? just want it more, its simple
>>144549595Turns out gravel riders are fraud and Bala is based
>>144549595>Suspended from 2010-01-01 to 2011-12-31Maybe this helps somehow.
Friday night, time to goon
pas normal
Just ordered an Estonian Sprinter on Temu
I already have a power meter. What is the priority, and the best investment for my training :-Garmin watch (€160 - €460)-Polar H10 heart rate monitor (€80)or Polar Pacer Pro watch + H10 monitor (€275)-Afterschokz bone conduction headphones (€140)-Wahoo Kickr Core connected home trainer (530€)?
MVDP has maximum respect for nonbinary folx
bros...j*nas might become too powerful to contain if the danes are crafting estonian sprinter bodyhorror for the offseason wurm tank experiments
>>144550574The trainer if you don't intend to brave the outdoors (or gymmaxx) over the winter, by far
>>144550574hand over the manon waifu and I will tell you my opinion (which is also fact)
>>144548285His Instagram account has been named @bling90 for at least a decade.
>>144550607I'm leaning towards the rape machine indeed.
>>144550641HIGHLY doubtful that our czechem companion follows any cyclist (except perhaps SAINBAYAR) on zuckergram
>>144550681what good is indoor (or, for that matter, even outdoor) power data if you don't have reliable heart rate trace to normalize your efforts ?
>>144550681if you're spending the euros for a kickr you might as well also get an hr strap
>>144550574Why are you including a watch? I'm assuming you have a head unit like Garmin Edge if you already have a powermeterTrainer is the obvious answer
>>144550574A proper diet with fresh healthy food
>>144550692> 2024> not following cyclists on OF instead of twatter
>>144550780I run when the weather is shit, that's why I included it but yes I have a Garmin 530.
>>144550725Ok, I never rely on heart rate since I acquired a power meter but I've seen that it can be helpful to make sure that I stay in low intensity zones when I have to.
>>144550841I see, watch brings nothing if you already have the edge.Of course you can use it to broadcast HR (some models) but you are better off with the polar strapon.
>His own fucking birthdayhahahaha what the fuck
>>144550881Thank you
>look at startlist>Lars CRAPS
>>144550574Get the coospo heart rate monitor. It's the same as the h10 but half the price. The kickr poor, er core should be good for you and your abilities
>>144551287i hear a lot that the cheaper HR monitors aren't as responsive but I'm guessing that's just a meme right? It's not like heart rate is supposed to instantaneously follow your effort.pic burrito bowl slop with freshly made avocado green salsa
>>144551946
>>144551946I've only had the coospo h6 which is an exact ripoff of the h10 for 30 dollars instead of 80 to 100, so I don't have anything to compare it to but it works really well so far. It takes a minute to turn on but that's fine with me, don't want it turning on every time I touch it or battery life would be shit. Nice slop, I'm still eating chicken curry for the 3rd day in a row, what's in your slop
>>144551975My girl
>>144551946What'd you do you ramp test on? Equipment+ program. You said you got 220 last year right?
>>144552949no, a few months agokeiser m3 spinbike and a coospo h808 heartrate monitorwasn't really doing structured training.
>>144553391So you passed the 220w minute, then failed at 230? I just did a ramp test on mywhoosh on a freshly calibrate kickr v4 with erg mode on. Somehow I passed the 266 minute but I know it's not accurate. All I had to do was keep pushing the pedals as the resistance increases. People call me a wattlet but they're on uncalibrated trainers that overestimates their ftp by 80, standing on the pedals, and calling 100 percent of their ramp test their ftp. Unbelievable..
>>144553562oh oops no, i got to 280w for the ramp test and stopped, that was late springthe 220 figure i got from being able to hold z4 10 minute intervals while staying in HR range.
Why are there no good movies about pro cycling?
>>144554529280*.75 = 210 so sounds like the ramp test underestimated
Segment time to beat>58s>432wMe>1:07>467wunironically rigged
>>144554975no i think it overestimated a bit, i held 220 during z4 intervals about a little more than a month or two after the ramp test
>>144554975>T rampletAccording to my ramp test I'd be 200 but I know i had a 150 ftp 2 days ago. I knew the ramp test was bull shit, but you homos made me prove it to you. Cope
>>144556298i can actually hold over 200w according to my spinbike at zone 4 heartrate range. Your FTP is literally zone 2 power, which really makes no sense. If anything it's probably a question of calibration, not a question of the formula to derive an FTP estimation
>>144556298If it's all you can do to hold 150 for 20 minutes without passing out then there's no way you're lasting to almost 300 on a ramp test.
>>144556445>>144556298also that guy was braggnig about going over 30mph on a flats with relative ease, there's no way he could reach that at low 200s which would be quite an effort for him
>>144556387>These niggers will calculate ftp every which way except doing an actual ftp testMy kickr is calibrated fine. If anything it's mywhoosh being a nigger . Why do you have a3000 dollar spin bike
>>144556445It was my first ftp test, like any test you get better with experience. Looking back I did only get in zone 3 hr.
>>144556556I used the ramp test to get an approximation for what my zone 4 power should be. And if I reference it to my heart rate, it's actually relatively accurate. Which is why I'd be more willing to believe that one of us has bad calibration.>>144556592so you did the real ramp test according to you but you didn't even get into the right amount of effort....The spinbike isn't mine, it's the one I use at the gym (I always use the same one for consistency's sake). Now i know those things can be a bit off, but still I'm inclined to believe that you're the anomaly here, because your numbers are just so ridiculously low.
>Eli Iserbert is 10 pts
>>144556643>So you did the real ramp test according to you but you didn't even get into the right amount of effort....I said ftp test. If I meant ramp test I'd say ramp test. You probably stood on the pedals or didn't calibrate your shit like that tard who thought his ftp was 320 when it's really 240 kek
>>144556735oops yeah, my bad i meant to say FTP test, got mixed upI didn't stand, I actually made sure of that after reading some forum posts. But yes I didn't calibrate because it's a gymbike. But my point stands, it's not the test or the formula that matters, it's the calibration.
>>144556770Yes and I calibrated my kickr by doing the spin down. I really wonder how much the pajeets at the gym calibrate the bikes there after toasty roasties brap all over it non stop. Anyway I'm getting tons of volume now, mywhoosh has free training programs, I'm doing beginner ftp training every day. Pretty chill, can watch movies too if I want
>>144556735>I didn't rtfm of the trainer I bought on clearance>this invalidates ramp tests forever320 (uncalibrated) was a 20 minute test240 was a ramp testmax real-world 20 minute power is 272 t. my garmin account+Stages power meter
Big ride today. Make sure you fuel properly!
>>144557228>Live stream of French veganbert and his tits
>>144557228I'm still sick. Life sucks
>>144557228>fattie can't count to 5
>>144556946What's your trainer fren
>>144557365Saris M2
>>144557417>Rest in peace rear tire
>>144557523Trainer tires are cheap, just get one that doesn't spray neon colored rubber dust everywhere (Vittoria).
>>144557662I want a bianchi veloce in Celeste that can be my pussy magnet
Wake up berts I can't take it any longer
remember when wiebes got absolutely played on this years tour. goon fuel for my hate boner tbqh
>>144558019beautiful mogging
Anudda sign of true oldsmanship, my autocutoff of booze now works also when I am on drinking people gatherings.Before I have had a threshold somewhere between moderate drunkenness and high drunkenness when I could not take another sip even if I wanted, just a cutoff and go home autopilot so I never got shitfaced but it worked only when I was drinking alone.With people I used to just pour it in until really drunk and the cutoff turned on when I felt I was going to pass out or puke.Now the social cutoff works as alone cutoff, a little too drunk and home we go.Very good, I'm bragging I guess.
>>144558581least drunk polackproud of you
>>144558591Hey, I didn't setup the drinking "culture" but it was expected from me to deal with it and be good at it so I was/am while also being assertive.How about that.
>>144558615sometimes I think about how it was normalized to get shitfaced every weekend from when you're 16 till you're like 21
>>144558637do current generations also still do that? our only goal from 16 to say 19 on every weekend was to get as drunk as possible as quickly as possible. we were fucking retards
>>144558637Life is actually fine even if you don't
>>144558656If I have to believe the news and radio like a boomer they get less drunk but they take a shit ton of medication
>>144558670https://www.drogues.gouv.fr/usage-dalcool-en-france-depuis-30-ans-baisse-continue-des-consommations-mais-augmentation-des-apiThey do
>>144558637>>144558656It is very dumb but that is what you are at this age, for most people. General social acceptance for booze (I mean all alcohol) and its availability at any time is a big issue.I thought I am done at around 19, I wasn't even that jazzed to get shitfaced for my 18th birthday but I still did.My boys kept drinking through up to their 30s, I have seen this is still what you do with people so I was going along with it, to bars and parties but not with my old boys because they were going with teenage shitface custom all the time.They didn't do a whole lot with their lives but at least they stopped, got jobs and are pops now.
just found out there will be a livestream of todays TT at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdZbj6p97mAyou can watch me suffer from around 16.45pm
>>144558829do you have a TT bike or do you use clip on bars? don't forget to pedal hard.
>>144558879I entered in the regular roadbike category, no accessories allowed
>>144558901ah fine, more suffering then. will watch for UCI illegal hand positions then. good luck.
>>144558829We need goombling for that.
>>144558656>he just got drunk, not robo tripping ngmi
>>144555002A lad took a KOM off me. I look at his ride and he's thanking his mate for a great leadout. I'll take that as a compliment.
5 minutes of Oml**p is 5 minutes too much. Eurosport not showing Super8 or Luxembourg. Home of cycling me arse.
>>144559327omloop chads always win
Pogi is 26 today. Should enter his prime in a couple of years
>It's rumoured that UAE has a budget of around €60 million and INEOS €50 million per season, but it is very possible that UAE attributes a larger percentage of it's budget to rider salaries whereas INEOS focuses on other aspects of the sport. The losses of riders such as Adam Yates, Richard Carapaz, Tao Geoghegan Hart, Richie Porte, Daniel Martínez and Dylan van Baarle has seen the results come down overall. Egan Bernal was the team's big bet but right after signing a large contract he suffered a life-threatening crash. > "What a lot of people forget is that with every team you have your big leader and you build it around that rider. So Alpecin backs and pays Mathieu van der Poel well, UAE has Pogi, and builds it around him, Visma builds it around a couple of guys like van Aert and Vingegaard.">"At the time, our guy was Egan Bernal. It was Froomey (Chris Froome, ed.), it was you (Rowe refers to Thomas, ed.), and then it was you and Egan, but he was the guy who had just won the Tour de France, two years later the Giro and then signed his big-money contract that took up a huge amount of budget - and justified every penny - and then he got on the back of a bus and had this horrible crash."
>>144558829ill be rooting for you stud. livin the dream
>>144559450> "We definitely don't have the biggest budget in this peloton," Thomas said during the latest episode of Watts Occuring. The Welshman makes it very clear that UAE has much more money than the rest of the peloton and hints that it is difficult to compete like this:>"I'm not going to go into details, but I know what the team's budget is for the cyclists and I know what the Tour de France UAE team's budget was, and it's not far off. Which is unrealistic. The total for 30 riders and then the UAE... it's a good.... I don't know off the top of my head, but a good 80% of our budget was spent on eight UAE riders. There's a lot of talk about budget, but in UAE it's unlimited."
>>144559459Higher wages don't make you pedal faster. The opposite in many cases.
>>144559490they go on about how they can't compete against UAE but they're also getting pummeled by visma, quick step and bora
>>144559532And Lidl
Taureau DNS, time to adjust
>>144559574no need, his gas ran out a few races ago
>>144559574Fuck I wanted to keep my 104 credits team
>>144559532 Their budget is fine. There is only so much you can spend on training camps and equipment. No problem there for them. It seems obvious that the problem is with coaching and management. Dennis said they were already behind Jumbo when he moved a few years ago. And it's clearly gotten worse since.
>>144559459I wish they could get a grip and realise that it's not just money. It's the scouting and decision-making. Ayuso, Del Toro, and Morgado were the right young riders to pick. Riders like August, Storm, Leo Hayter, Heiduk: will any of them come good?
>>144559597no we need to spend 2mil a year on tobias floss, his results from last year were THAT good
>>144559615Don't forget that they need to make piddock a top 5 paid ridder
>>144559594doesn't help half the team are soulless husks that barely even attack hell narvaez was one of the few with balls and he's gone toobernal was looking good and then they ran him into the ground by sending him to every race possible
I mean, what is this shit?
>>144559704& here's the alternative
>>144559721and here's how you should spend your money
>>144559597They're missing out on british talents not to UAE but to israel and fdj. either they aren't trying to recruit them or something on the team is turning young riders off They did sign Carlos Rodriguez though.
>>144559730red bull managed to snag both dikes from jumbo. very impressive.
>>144559731They almost lost Rodriguez to movistar till they hid the emergency buyback clause button.Imagine their season if that went through.
Skoda Tour de Luxembourg (2.Pro)Stage 4 (ITT)Differdange - Differdange15.5 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/stage-3-gcStart order:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/stage-4/live/startorderLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/stage-4/livehttps://skodatour.lu/race-center/Roadbook:https://skodatour.lu/wp-content/uploads/20240907_skoda_tour_luxembourg_roadbook.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / L'Equipe / RTL14:30 CET
SUPER 8 Classic (1.Pro)Brakel - Haacht197.6 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/kampioenschap-van-vlaanderen/2024/startlist/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-impanis-van-petegem/2024/result/liveRoadbook:https://super8classic.be/wp-content/uploads/2024_Super8Classic_Technische_Gids.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / RTL / Sporza14:30 CET
>>144559731They're retards and don't have a development team, so they get guys like August and Storm and have them rotting away because there aren't races to send them where they can be anything other than bottle carriers. They got lucky Tarling is a beast otherwise it'd look even grimmer.
>a rare fignon enters the fray
visma signed Jonas based on him beating the Coll de Rates Strava KOM in 2018he did so on a Team Colo Quick training camp in Calpehttps://thegeneralclassification.cc/en-dk/blogs/news/the-climb-that-got-jonas-vingegaard-noticedIt's since been beaten by 4 ridersPeter Øxenberg having the fastest timehttps://www.strava.com/segments/632370Ayuso and 3 Daneshttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/peter-oxenberg-hansenhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/aksel-skot-hansenhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jacob-hindsgaul-madsenBoth Øxenberg and Aksel Bech Skot Hansen ride for Colo QuickHindsgaul rode for colo quick when he broke Jonas' record in 2019in this article about the record breakening you can see the Colo Quick manager honking and yelling at riders as if this is a pro race. And celebrating afterwards saying "we got the crown back" (Ayuso had beaten Hindgaul's record)https://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2024-03-21-vingegaards-skelsaettende-bedrift-er-overgaaet-af-18-aarig-danskerPeter Øxenberg is 18 and has signed a 3 year contract with Ineoshttps://www.ineosgrenadiers.com/news/ineos-grenadiers-sign-exciting-danish-talent-peter-oexenberg/>Performance Director, Scott Drawer, said: "It’s a real coup for us to secure Peter’s signing as there was significant interest in him across the peloton. We’re thrilled he’s joining our team to take his first steps as a professional bike rider.
>>144560073excellent rider, surely he has racecraft and durability for WT races next year
>>144557265shit sucksI am probably still sitting today out too, hoping it will get better by tomorrow, it probably won't
>>144560095
>>144560073point, counterpoint
Christophe NOPPE
Laurent FIGNON
Ludovic ROBEET
Some very interesting participants tomorrow https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/chamssoudine-chamssoudine
>>144560216Does he even have a strava profile?
>>144560073colo quick does in concentrated efforts it’s kinda scammy
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/taavi-kannimaeWhen this guy is tired he will be like "Ik kanniemeer" hahaha
>>144560366it's a test like any other, it's only scammy of you base your entire transfer strategy on it
Frank VANDENBROUCKE
DEL TORO is competing in U23, what is this nonsense
>>144560476all of these ride pro
>>144560366They draft and everythingIt's goofyyelling and screaming over a Strava KOMBut if it gets them signed then it is what it isMaybe they should beat Wout's Carrefour d'labre record as well
Ghislain LAMBERT
>>144560503as of next year it’s forbidden right?
>>144560698rumored yes
Pogacars legs have absolutely no muscle tone at all, if you didn’t know and you looked at his legs you’d assume he’d never been on a bike and it’s especially his lack of calves that astonish me how the fuck is this even possible
Bernard HINAULT
>>144560709dopage
>>144560709because he's clean
>>144560876When he gets the RVV record I will be sooo happy
>>144548335Reality TRANSURFING
>O'Kwannor replaced at Worlds by the Le Bling
>this group had 3 minutes with 60km to go
>>144561002are you alright my man? this bling thing got you all rattled
>>144561090i got humbled by pcs again
>coof positiveIt's over
>>144561199nice advertisement for fanta too
>>144561199>green tea, ginger, honeyDos mios
>>144561186>>144561002>Brtek vs bike became Brtek vs bling
>>144561309maths with remco
>>144561262Vaxx status?
>>144558829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdZbj6p97mA>time for my best fren to win a raceHOLY BASED!!!
>>144561438vaxxfree of course
>>144561453>unvaxxed but testing for meme coof
>>144561453no wonder you caught the coof then
>>144561392this life wouldn't be for me to be honest
Nice place.
>>144561453>he doesn't have robust natural immunityeat more protein
>>144561507>circled: my summer cottage
>>144561055Bunch of frauds and shitters, many such cases
>>144561055Jorgenson was there too
>>144561738and cosneking
>>144561463>sorry I tested positive>stay one week at home
>>144561199>>144561485So this is these new and improved diets you guys have been talking about?Oats, cottage cheese and eggskek no wonder they are breaking 90s climbing records. Pantani never had access to this level of diet scienceModern cycling scientists are unironically claiming to have discovered eating carbsthe more blatant the doping gets the dumber the excuses gets>inb4 actually i'm not under the illusion they they don't dope. heh doping basedso you watch a sport decided in the hotel room before the race. okay sounds retarded>actually they are all on an exact equal amount of doping so it evens it outkek cope. btw look at the slop they eat at EF.They have a chef for this shit (female).
>>144561786you implied that it was voorbij not thay we were so back dear bertrand
>>144561772Cosnefroy, Narvaez and Vermeersch were dropped but then picked up by Pogi, Grug and Wout for a while. Only Vermeersch stayed ahead of the "pedalton"
Stuck my wiener in a girls butt last night, didn't like it. Time to go for a ride and clear my mind.
which skinsuit should I wear berts?
>>144561851was all one group at some point
>>144561055where is this from? the paris olympics?
>>144561880is there a third option? if not then the left, so it might be a bit easier to spot you on the stream
>>144561929rvv 2023 bert
>>144561899>Van KeirsbulckGREAT runner.Won the most kino edition of Le Samyn in recent years.
>>144561936ruined my favourite one on the chute. also steering towards the trinity racing suit but I am not sure if its cringe to wear a team jersey at a race of a team I am not affiliated with
>>144561929TdF 2023
>>144561938thanks
all the “pure” bloods itt keep getting dick every autumn/winter lol
>>144561950also slightly unhinged
>>144561880>>144561880why arent you at the race you jew?!
>>144561959the real cringe is not following your own preference and instinctif you feel good you look good (and therefore score BIG watts)
>>144562013my start time is in over 3 hours, still prepping in the hotel
>>144561996It's ok bert, you didn't have any choice
>>144561998All the most kino runners are, desu
35 Biniam Girmay27 Jasper Philipsen16 Jordi Meeus14 Alexander Kristoff13 Emilien Jeannière10 Tobias Lund Andresen10 Alex Aranburu8 Tim Wellens7 Stanisław Aniołkowski7 Lionel Taminiaux6 ARNAUD DE LIE6 Jonas Abrahamsen6 Matteo Trentin4 Rick Pluimers4 Roger Adrià4 Toms Skujiņš4 Danny Van Poppel3 Vincenzo Albanese3 Bryan Coquard3 Carlos Canal3 Rui Oliveira3 Julian Alaphilippe2 Mattéo Vercher2 Edward Theuns2 Anders Foldager1 Taco Van Der Hoorn1 Amaury Capiot1 Anže Ravbar1 Manlio Moro1 Simon Pellaud1 LUKE LAMPERTI1 Gonzalo Serrano1 Jon Aberasturi1 Mathieu Burgaudeau1 Riley Sheehan1 Lindsay De Vylder1 Eduard Prades1 Jenthe Biermans1 Liam Slock1 Filippo Baroncini1 Tom Van Asbroeck1 Pascal Ackermann1 Cees Bol1 Laurenz Rex1 Nico Denz
>>144562045here here fren. get in there and make uncle adolf pepe proud.
2 =======26 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen16 Biniam Girmay Jordi Meeus13 Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus13 Biniam Girmay Alexander Kristoff13 Biniam Girmay Emilien Jeannière13 Jasper Philipsen Emilien Jeannière3 ======13 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus13 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen Emilien Jeannière11 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen Alexander Kristoff9 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen Tobias Lund Andresen4 ======8 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Emilien Jeannière6 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Alexander Kristoff5 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen Alexander Kristoff Emilien Jeannière5 Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Alexander Kristoff Emilien Jeannière5 Biniam Girmay Jordi Meeus Alexander Kristoff Emilien Jeannière
5 ======5 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Alexander Kristoff Emilien Jeannière>KS Wisla Ustronianka>/pinot/>Patje`s Angels>MVDF>Never watching Femmes6 ======2 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Alexander Kristoff Emilien Jeannière Carlos Canal>Patje`s Angels>MVDF2 Biniam Girmay Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Alexander Kristoff Emilien Jeannière Rick Pluimers>KS Wisla Ustronianka>/pinot/
>>144562102luckily I made a team 2 days ago because I completely forgot
>me waiting for my austrian painter fren at his race like
Had the same team as Bertele and Danish Pinot but opted out of Kristoff and probably tried to be too clever in cosequence.
>>144562159
>>144562084FREE MAL
>>144562228roid rage
Lars CRAPS unleashed. I would pick GELDERS if I was going for breakaway points, silly me.
>>144562145Patje's Angelsbert copying me as usual
>>144562228I still can't believe he is gone...
>>144562271you should copy me instead since I'm ahead
>>144561199good feed that. the mad man having porridge and cereal.
He still looked fat when he won that 2021 Tour
>>144562246and that's a good thing
Yooo there's an ITT today
>>144561880>berts forced to censor their feet thanks to notorious shizo
>>144562520rusbert eyes on the prize like a toe hawk
in other news, squirrel bandit is now coming on regular for breakfast and dinner. recently there was even another squirrel. since it's smaller, maybe it's his gf. but then again they fought each other, so maybe not.
UCI OFFICIAL 1>we need a new name for our fake riders listUCI OFFICIAL 2>'kayUCI OFFICIAL 1 >hmmm
>>144562682>they fought each othersquirrel gf confirmedluv a confy siberian birbfeeder post, me
>>144562682Cute. Does he squeak?
>>144562682Cute ryży bandyta.
>>144562724I was given some cedar cones, so I give him one a day. he squeaks a bit when he sees them. he then takes it away to hide for the winter I think
>>144562682Cute Schuijl
>>144562682call him pascal eekhoorn
>didn't go for a ride>doing much needed housework insteadthis is a dire developmentnext thing you know it i might do some unneeded bike maintenance
>>144562953just go for a ride
>>144562902Haha. Now please laugh at my joke here >>144560375
TdF 2025 looks like it will be 10 days of 0 mountains then 10 days of non stop mountains
>>144563079Lame
>>144562953>tfw going for a ride in the brisk sunshine while Brtek closes up his summer houseanother L for paypigs. Sad!
>>144563091Yeah
Going to make a fish stock risotto for dinner today. Slopposting may make a return to this very /cyc/
>>144563079Based 90's nostalgia
>>144562968>>144563098laugh all you want spiteful berts, I will do a BIG ride tomorrow once I fully heal up today with double dosage of black tea (mit zitrone)
>>144562953I'm also cleaning my house
>>144562682life is tough for siberian squeakers, please be kind
I didn't ride since two weeksshall I try for the BIG ride, or just settle for a midul size to ease back in ?
>>144563365just get on your bike instead of posting
>>144563377I'm posting from my bike Though
Mads leading the TT
>Bob Jungels
>>144563831>former liege winner
>>144563901considered one of the favorites to win RVV at some point too
>>1445639462019 was a weird year
>>144563946
>>144563993>>144564013I remember vividly because every year my friend group does a top 5 prediction with a small money pool and I had him in 2019 as 2nd
>>144564071tell me you had grug at 1 at least
Wait the dude was actually flying. Pre covid quickstep was something else
>>144564170grugjungelsand then wout-kristoff-stybar in some configurationand everyone was pissed bettiol won
VAMOS JUANITO
Gaudu looks so uncomfortable on a TT bike they'd probably should let him ride on a normal one
Henry SWEENY is (was) somehow fifth in GC
>>144564772The betrayer should be in Switzerland right now getting ready for the WC TT.What is spain even thinking not sending him?
>>144564918he could legit OTL then
KelderMeme
kelderman is so shit lol
>>144565054Does he have to wear the points jersey?He owns the jersey outright
>>144565068he probably does. UCI fine incoming
>>144565068he wants to get DSQ'd because he's afraid
here comes mauri, the least aero man alive
Mauri can't be a good TTer can he, he looks so unearo
GODu?
>Kalas unveils a new bibs/jersey collection exclusively for gr*v*lWhat a FUCKING jokeAnd the bikes and even tires being squeaky clean is also a meme
>>144565234what is the difference with a normal jersey?
>>144565234>gravel specific bibs means they have side pockets
>>144565278>Longer sleeves>Additional cargo pockets made from a super lightweight mesh fabric are placed over the traditional three back pockets.>Inner removable water-resistant pouch for your phone, keys or money. The pouch can attached to carabiner inside of the pocket to secure your valuable.>A stretch single fabric made from polyamide, polyester PBT and elastane, with a melange finish. Lightweight and perfect for printed shirts, offering durability, flexibility, and a modern look.as low as 140€ for the jersey
Johan JACOBS
>>144565313And yes, the bibs also have pockets on each side so you don't bonk on your 70km ride
>>144565371some of my van rysel bibs have this
>>144565386Rapha did it first and then it kinda became industry standard
this is primed for ayuso vs hirschi betrayal kino tomorrow
Mauri absolutely comical on a TT bike
>>144565371what do graveloids use the jersey pockets and 3 frame bags for?
mauri's climbing style is always a sight to behold
HERE COMES GRUGRAPID
grug rapid
new thread >>144565475new thread >>144565475new thread >>144565475
Cool way to remove the visor after the line
