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>>144530962beat me to it
Gay ass teams
>>144530925i'm glad for pages/edman over kiermaier. he couldn't make that play where corbin carrol hit it inside the park, but it's his bat that's the problem
>>144530962>PNC BANK>Official bank of the Miami Marlinsloandepot bought the naming rights to the park and it's not even the team's official bank?
arigatou doubletani san
S T E A L T A N I
alright, just crank 2 dingers now and let's never talk about this sideshow garbage again
>>144531241yes let's not enjoy this and just look forward to another postseason choke
>>144531241I'm unironically into it now.
good umpie
>>144531241I will probably be talking about his season for the rest of my life. Double if we somehow win it all. If you think you hate us now anon, you don't know what you got coming.
>9 innings every single game is just a circlejerk over a guy exploiting the juiciest Manfredballs and new meme baserunning rulesI'd like to ask when will it end, except I know it will only get worse when (if) he pitches
>>144531291if he comes up clutch against SD, I'll be happy but he's been so mediocre in big spots all season it feels dumb to jack him off over 'wow, two big numbers!'
HISTORIC webm
ohtani hitting .230 since all-star break
>>144531101>this Burger King™ visit to the mound brought to you by Taco Bell™Never underestimate the jewery
>>144531355i hear ya but i gotta find the silver linings with this team, otherwise i'd already killed myself after 10 straight years with nothing but choke jobs.
>>144531355>'wow, two big numbers!'>rolls dubs
>>144531375thanksI saved it to stuff into a folder just to never repost it again
>>144531398fair enough, I just hate how it highlights how overhyped he's been as glad as I am to have himin a year where we'll fail to win 100 games in a full season since 2018 (and most likely lose every playoff game we play), we'll remember most a guy who was actually pretty bad with RISP but did the first heckin 50-50just seems lame
>>144531497>just seems lameNTA and I hear ya but I gotta say I'm not very concerned with winning over 100 games in the regular season given how the last few seasons have panned out, and especially considering which teams have advanced in the 'offs the alchemy of this seasons is different. I truly don't know what is yet to happen and won't pretend to know.
>>144531497at least we got the 90-win season streak going still which mogs the rest of the league
>>144531542>>144531545true, enough with the doom and gloomgood hustle lux!
muncy is a slippery fat fuck
>>144531575oogalee boogalee
>dookie butts
padres coming up is going to be the biggest series in ohtani's MLB career. should be playoff atmosphere
>>144531696depends on what happens beforehand. it's not the playoffs and there have big important games throughout the season.
im ok with that HR because he's a fat guy and fat guys like us need representation
and that's why we needed that hit mookie
>last name Burger>is built like a burgerKek
come on Jack, fuck
reee
should we be worried about Will throwing? that's 4 times in like a week now
is every throw to second going to be like this now? fucken idiots
>>144531821>Taijuan Walker>best stat is his walk rate
fuck yeah
>>144532048
that's it, keep the walks coming
>mfw both teams have shit pitching
why does the marlins ballpark have such a seedy atmosphere
>>144532142off season management converts it into an adult book store
what a stud
damn so close to a tripleand it's only the third inning so he has a lot of chances for the cycle
silly ohtani, should've just stolen third
Does anyone have an uglier swing-and-a-miss than Ohtani? It makes me picture that old meme pic of a fat kid getting hit in the face by a dodgeball every timeI'd even take the Prince Fielder/Pablo Sandoval (I forget which) fall to the knees and exploding belt over it
>>144532197he doesn't quite look human to me. he looks like a fucking android.
dookie butts moment
god damn it Jack
>it was 7-1
Jack plz
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG FLY OHTANI SANSECOND DECK AGAIN 49!!!!!!!!
damn, we really almost did have cycletani
MONSTER OHTANI DINGER
I've been a Dodgers fan since the Brooklyn days, but I can't stand Ohtani. He doesn't even speak English, and his obsession with meaningless personal records goes against the team's tradition.
>pops it up...and curses
>>144532967good to know pfc jimenez
good shit Jack
Damn, he's actually gonna reach 50-50
>>144533074so so good being a Dodger fan despite the issues
pleasepleaseplease god have Joe and Orel in the booth when it happens
>>144532967but it helps them win
>>144532967shut up, fag
This is Baumann's 5th team this season. nice Pages
the crowd is ready for this
holy fuck
AND THERE IT ISTHE FIRST EVER DODGER TO HIT 50 HOME RUNS IN A SINGLE SEASON
>specially marked ballsSpecially marked or juiced?
MY HEART IS BEATING
>>144533305Why not both?
>>144533302RIP Shawn Green
lmao holy fuck he did it
OHTANI SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Damn bro
>>144533316my eyes are actually welling up
WITNESSED
GOAT
so is he goat now
goat
we did it, bros
GOAT of all time
so, will they give him the rest of the night off, or let him try for the cycle
>still 2 and a half innings inb4 51/50
>>144533407it's been an honor
>>144533434nah go for the triple
>>144533434already has 51 steals
we might see some keekay pitching kino
ultra fucking close up
>>144531821>>144532038https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
holy shit I thought it was the 9th inning. I'm in a daze.
>>144533447Its amazing how fast how fast he keeps doing this
>shohei is now nakedO_O
Shohei has taken his weights off. His power level has increased!
>>144533552made the whole country look
>>144532197Juan Uribe used to tip over at the plate lol
Holy fuck I starter tearing up with Joe Davis words. That son of a bitch nailed it.AlsoWHERE THE FUCK IS THE BALL?IS THIS TOM BRADY SB 51 JERSEY HEIST PART 2???
shit. I thought we'd never see Logue again.
next AB they pitch at ohtani's face
>>144533638respect to the marlins for pitching to him
FUCK GOD DAMN IT
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
JESUS CHRIST HE CANNOT BE STOPPED
Stop! They're already dead!
isn't there some kind of unwritten boomer rule where you're not supposed to hit home runs when you're leading by like 50 points
>>144533767on a position player yes you shouldn'tbut for someone hitting a record it's not like anyone who matters cares
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
kids have unrestricted internet access these days so who are announcers apologizing to for somebody swearing over the air? unrelated who is this closer he stinks
6 for 6, 3 home runs, 2 doubles, 10 RBI, 2 SBlmao
>>144533808lindorsisters are crying rn
let ohtani pitch LET OHTANI PITCH
this marlins pitcher raped in every facet
This is a clownshow. This position player has to start peppering the middle of the zone
>>144533864he's a second baseman apparently
Meaningless home run You are NOT cool Ohtranny
is anybody ever gonna beat this record
>20-3
>check box score>20-3>Ohtani is 6-6 with three HR, 10 RBI and two steals
Did not know I was going to watch 2 handegg games today
I believe this is his first career 3 home run game wew
WE HAVE ACHIEVED SCORIGAMITHE LOS ANGELES DODGERS, THE LATEST FOOTBALL TEAM VERSUS THE MIAMI MARLINS, ALSO A NEW FOOTBALL TEAM
>they ran out of advertisers
>>144533884private jose taking time to seethe in between raping citizens on okinawa
And the extra point is no good, the Los Angeles Rams lead the Miami Dolphins 20-3
lol being so shit even skip has to replace a position player pitcher. put this nigger city out of its misery
rally incoming
Nick Fortes makes the field goal for the conversion! 20-4!
>unfurls and EXPLODES
>>144530925Looks like another perfect day...I love LA!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&t=49s
Bros.... I'm just so happy it happened with Joe Davis and Orel in the booth and not nelson/mendoza
>>144534181me too bro
>>144534181Didn't think about that until now. You are right, we got the dynamic duo for it and it was pure kino
Why can't the Marlins be relocated to Montreal and renamed the Expos? I'm tired of the zero fanbase having Florida team.
>>144534348Personally I want both Florida teams relocated to Puerto Rico and the Dominican RepublicMarlins to PR and Rays to DR
>>144534434No thanks. We get enough of that unmannerly group in the whole "let the kids play" nonsense. Miami to Montreal and Tampa to Nashville though.
>>144534348It wouldn't be the same without Youppi
>>144534522Youppi can always come back.
>50/50oh my amaterasu...I'll make a Chadtani sama thread...
GG fish. I and mi famillia will remember this game for the test of time.