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penguins edition
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bud1
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>>144532406
If I had the money I'd definitely get forehead botox
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>laffs
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No complaints
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>laffs
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>rags
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Stephen won on April 17, 2022
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>>144532446
If the result is only so-so I won’t try it again. Botox is 13 dollars a unit and I plan on putting 10-30 units in my forehead.
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/KRAK/
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>laffs
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>>144532458
>Robertson out for the season
sad
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OUR SENNIES
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>>144532493
Goooooood post
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>>144532416
Great thread
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>>144532490
He’ll be back by the opener he had to get a cyst on his foot removed.
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The toughest minutes in the league are played by my teammates when I am on the ice with them
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muchachos
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>>144532416
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>>144532524
bud won
you lost
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Just found out I live only 4 hours away from Ottawa, mite attend their shit team's game this season
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>>144532538
go you'll have fun :)
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>>144532538
you'll have to cross the border - dress up as a moose, casually cross over, and you're in!
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>>144532556
haha!! upvoted!
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>>144532524
hi can you delete this please im trying to be porn free for longer than a month
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>>144532556
I've been interviewed and searched twice crossing into Canada. US border patrol is very mean but they never search me
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Wine drunk lads. Love you all.
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>>144532416
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>>144532604
What is it about being wine drunk that makes people so happy and grateful
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>>144532604
get off the 4channel, Grand Ma, you're embarrassing me
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>>144532458
KWAB what a DOGSHIT hockey team
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>>144532593
Is it true US border asks if you've ever smoked marijuana and if you say yes they detain you for 14 hours?
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>>144532604
I love you too (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
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>>144532625
You embarrass yourself by being known as the raped bitch
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>>144532671
Madness. This is the type of crap that would happen in rubber hose cartoons man
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>>144532572
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>>144532593
i had an acquaintence who was a tattoo artist traveling to canada and he said they treated him like a criminal and went through his texts and messenger convos and shit at the border
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>>144532671
True
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>>144532611
but why
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>>144532642
Can’t wait to watch your pissknighties get their shit kicked in by them
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>>144532700
They're going to or already have closed that phone loop hole
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One time I crossed the border into Canada with an eighth of pot in my jacket pocket. I was as unaware that it was there as they were
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>>144532728
can't wait for you to get a clue
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>>144532566
Stay strong nofap chad! I'm two days clean and trying to go as long as I can
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>>144532728
uh oh someone has their boogeyman on xis mind again
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>>144532446
All work on a person's face quickly looks unnatural
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>>144532757
my wife went to her moms with the kids for a week and I've fapped like 18 hours a day since and she gets back on saturday and I think i broke my pp
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>>144532749
Lol lucky you didn't get caught. I once went through customs at an airport and didn't even realize it. This lady was asking me questions and I didn't know what was going on.
>are you bringing anything illegal back into Canada
>idk desu probably not
She laughed and just sent me on my way.
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>>144532757
nofap is stupid. porn is the virus. i will simply coom thinkin' about cute girls and such when required
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>>144532783
that's God's way of telling you to edge less
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>>144532712
he believes that there's something greater out there
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>>144532699
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>144532416
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>>144532796
yeah Im aware I could barely fap yesterday to some JAV (SORA and SVDVD)

My wife is a hot east african and she will fucking stab me if I can't get it up, i'm legit a bit afraid.
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>>144532833
Ullmark is going to decline so bad now that he's on the sens
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>>144532833
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>>144532783
embrace christ, pervert
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>>144532850
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>>144532868
please stop
you don't have to continue
these are shit
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>>144532860
Sorry can't do that as I am of the correct religious background (Mandaean)
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>>144532845
I was hopeful last year and got burned because of it. If i set my expectations low surely that means they'll excel right?
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>Lindy Ruff forced Sabres to do pushups for fucking up a drill.
Lindy is back :D
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>>144532875
shut up he hasn't done the Flames (God's team) yet
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>>144532885
Just 4 more
>>144532875
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why can't goalies stay healthy? hasn't been a goalie that hasn't had a 3 year shelf life in over 10 years
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>>144532904
convoysisters this is our stanley cup
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>>144532904
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>>144532922
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>>144532922
KWAB kraken btfo
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>super exciting future
:)
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>>144532939
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Why didn't this retard make a single image? Why 4 teams at a time?
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>>144532966
He's rocketing us to a new thread without a shit OP image
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So when the Penguins start tanking will they be gifted with a generational player again?
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Make one for the slovakian felon hockey league
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>>144532939
>>144532955
>>144532922
Kill yourself please.
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>>144532791
but /fit/ told me that I'll never make it unless I practice semen retention
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>>144532974
t. philly fan
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>>144532992
Which one made you butthurt?
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I have nothing nice to say about any team including my own
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>>144532917
the drugs they use to stay super flexy take their toll then their groins give up the ghost
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>>144532868
Dead Things bros...
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>>144532955
samir sisters...
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>>144532917
The goalie meta is to go as hard as possible and then burn out. Goalie coaches are trying to find ways around this with new positions
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heard Hoobs came into camp in top physical shape
hes ready for a big season
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>>144533156
glad to hear he's chosen to be corporeal this season
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who
who
hoobastank
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>hoob
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>>144532791
one should simply edge as an endurance exercise thrice a week as part of a good pe program. nofap is good motivation if you really want a gf, or to become a wizard.
porn is the devil.
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>seider signed to $8.55m for 7 years
were so back wingsbros
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>rags
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>rags
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>>144532538
Is 4 hours away the closest you have lived to an NHL team?
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>rags
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>>144533464
Not him but it's the same for me. I'm roughly 3-4 hours from boston, buffalo, ny, nj, montreal and I guess ottawa too
>tfw I drive to detroit instead
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>Look on my works, ye Cap'ns, and despair!
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>>144533505
I like this and I don't like the ducks
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>>144533505
>orange
SHIT
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>>144532538
>>144533464
>>144533504
I live 22 miles from my teams arena.
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>>144533563
That's convenient, but personally I have no interest living so close to a major urban center. Plus road trips are fun.
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i'm bored. someone ask an interesting hockey related question.
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>>144533618
what does the word "hockey" mean?
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>>144533618
what kind of ped's do the pro use, and does it vary between the nhl and lower tiers?
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>>144533618
How many calories are in a puck
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>>144533636
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hockey is for honkys
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Why do Dallas Stars fans think that losing in the Western Conference Final is a success?
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my eagles :)
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I'm not unlike robin lehner
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>this is worth 8.55 mil AAV in Detoilet
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>>144533688
Because last year was their first year watching
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>>144533610
I get it, different strokes.
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>>144533660
>1527
Berlin Ahornblätter
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>>144533618
Is Anthony Duclair an underrated player in terms of his career?
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>>144533701
How credit does Calgary get for the Panthers cup?
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>>144533774
he's shit
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>>144533777
gms
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>>144533691
It's my Everett Silvertips for me.
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>>144533793
not in the top 10. sad.
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>>144533693
Insane with a father who trained you in thw backyard day and night despite you crying?
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>>144533777
Angel number for the Panthers cup
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>>144533784
Just like my islanders
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>>144533833
That and mentally unfit and unwilling to make minimal effort when opportunities to make significant money arise
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Did I miss out on the
>rags
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>>144533688
>reaching the top 4 teams of the world
>not a success
the whole championship or bust way of thinking needs to die already. only 1/30 teams can do it in any given year.
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hey leafs, is montreal a good place for my a bachelor party these days or is it full of street shitters?
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bro's buds jetetty's play tonight
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>>144533915
montreal is a great city.
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>>144533905
loser mentality
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If the rumours are true, you can take the worst hockey dad in Canada and multiply that by 2 and you'll have Robin Lehner's dad. Nobody is shocked he went insane in the brain.
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>>144533915
Every city in north america is being flooded with them. Even mexicans are complaining about them in mexico city. Get ready for even more when the elections over and they redo the h1b visas
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>>144533920
I'll probably have a few beers and have it on and hope Noel is watching :)
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>>144533915
Literally the only worthwhile city in Canada.
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Which teams make it back to the playoffs this year
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>>144533971
Not the oilers
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>>144533915
Yeah and for a bachelors party especially desu. Immigrants are shit but they're the same shit as every other city
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>>144533688
Because unlike you I’m an actual fan of my team.
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>>144533965
Calgary is the Heart and Soul of America
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>>144533971
My islanders
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>>144533926
>>144533965
Okay thats good to hear, he used to love that place as a young man. Cheers lads
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>>144534000
That would be Africville
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Check this out:
Moritz Shiter
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Canada only has 2 nice cities
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I think he went insane by reading all the body building magazines
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Sometimes I remember the coyotes are dead and smile
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>>144534100
ah but thay are alive and well and playing for YOUR Salt Lake CIty Hockey Club
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>>144534137
retard
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>>144534055
Quebec and Montreal
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>>144534100
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>>144532917
Much like dogs the bigger they are the shorter the lifespan. It’s not the norm for really big dudes to be super flexible.
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>>144533688
Less embarrassing that getting bounced in the 1st or 2nd round.
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>>144534060
cope they are gay magazines
>>144533997
loser mentality
>>144534237
>if you also lose you win
rmyt
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>>144533915
Id go to plateau area, old city, port on the south east, and mont royal parc. Downtown is boring and generic. Red is mostly english blue is mostly french. Engish part is full of mansions. French has dense spiral staircase apartments that are stereotypical of the city.
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>>144534364
You’re 5’6 God robbed you of your right to call anyone else a loser.
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>>144534433
uh oh someone's upset huh
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Boomer at the bar played Meatloaf and honestly kinda feelin it
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>>144534521
based RIP
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>>144533915
Nightlife in Montreal is great so go for it my friend
>t. Montreal resident who used to go out a lot before responsibilities caught up
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>>144534649
DLD bro is that you
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wtf is stopping us from just throwing ourselves off a bridge and giving up and saying: the planet is dying, the government hates us, the animals are leaving, the aliens aren't contacting us, we might be alone, it just might be you and me. But that's OK because do you really need anyone else?
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What is stopping me from asking
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>>144534676
me and the boys booked a vrbo in the mountains this weekend no girls allowed just beers
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>>144534707
you're an npc
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>>144534676
I am going to Applebee's and watching the Jets
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>>144534752
No brides near applebees's?
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>>144534760
I do not want a bride who reminds me of 50 cent "boneless wings" and watching Aaron Rodgers fall down in an exurban Applebee's
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Piss drunk and ate a shit ton of lasagna lads. Life is good
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>>144534714
Which mountains? I was just doing the same thing last week
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Meatloaf followed by Willie Nelson and Kansas nigga on a tear
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looooove lasagna
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>>144534943
BASED garfieldbro
>>144534954
The mighty Appalachians buddy
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>>144534965
I bet you hate mondays
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>>144535013
Nice I was in the cascades
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>>144535032
i do hate mondays...
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>>144535013
>The mighty Appalachians buddy
just remember the whole time that we don't want you here and you don't belong and you should never come back
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>>144535088
Cope I'll be shitposting during down time
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fuck the flames
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>>144535155
the cool danchou
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I feel like no one cares about my islanders anymore
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>>144535231
Nobody cares about them because you stalk and obsess over one fan every day.
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>>144535253
You know whos been the most surprising faction so far? the mechanics
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Dear Mat Barzal,
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>>144535279
Welcome to Atlanta!
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>>144535279
classic
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>>144535304
>0 followers
Same
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>>144532416
My penguins (:
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>>144535346
do you follow windy
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>>144535304
For me, it's r/hocgeneral: https://www.reddit.com/r/hocgeneral
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>>144533719
I finally know who that cutie is
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>>144535065
Why? Garfield doesn’t even work
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Fantasy season is around the corner what are some of your team names you plan on using?
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For me, it’s the hoc general #irc
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>>144535588
Jen poster
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>144535750
do you follow windy
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>>144532458
matt dumba on the first pair in the year of our Lord 2024 is nefarious work
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The world stopped making sense a long time ago, therefore the only proper response is to EMBODY CHAOS
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>>144535836
yes
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>>144535588
My fantasy football team name is the diddy destroyers
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>>144535852
"What they took from us" chud memes but for if Dumba never had that shoulder injury
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My taste in women stink man
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The pittsburgh penguins would not exist as a team if they didnt get two (2) once in a decade players
They will be complete garbage again when crysby retires
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>>144536091
or I can just clip a ton of things yet again because i am wasting time
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>>144533938
>faggot mentality
enjoy being miserable 24/7
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>>144536091
if the penguins didn't have crosby they'd still have malkin
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>>144533971
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>>144532670
i love you more though
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
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>>144535588
12 years a slavin'
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why don't you guys get a room
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Hoöb
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>>144535852
If Dumba actually performs and puts good numbers up the Wild needs to be folded.
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>>144536373
Just like my islanders
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>>144536339
>tfw you make a ton of money to be absolute dogshit at your job
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWOybxJPCUA
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>>144534387
Saved. Thanks for the help anon, you're the best leaf.
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imagine taking advice from anyone in this thread
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>>144536091
did you not watch the nhl before vegas existed?
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>>144533971
my krakkies :)
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>>144536613
/hoc/ has given me pretty good advice regarding work and fitness. The Swede recommended I do incline dumbbell presses on my shoulder days
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>>144536874
do you refer to /hoc/ as your friends to people in real life? like if one of your coworkers or something asked you for a fitness tip, would you say something like "my friend recommended I do incline dumb bell presses", but in actuality you're talking about the anonymous swedish flag on 4chan?
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>>144536219
Thanks, I had a rough day ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
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this is pretty sad
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>>144532712
Didn t he go save the emperor penguin chicks from the seagull?
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>>144532922
Kraken have Piper Shaw. That is something
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>>144534676
What's the best place to do this in Vancouver area
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>>144534676
One life, it’s worth a shot
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Whadda ya gonna be for Halloween /hoc/?
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>>144534714
based I wish I had friends to do that with
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>>144536955
I would say "my friend, the Swedish mailman." It adds a layer of intrigue
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>>144537309
fair enough
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>>144536955
If one of the guys at my gym asked me about it, I'd say one of my buddies recommended it to me
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>>144537282
Nothing. I have no family or friends and I'm old
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>>144537404
Boooo dress up and hand out candy be fun
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>>144537282
I'm too old to trick or treat and dislike bars. I'll probably eat a bag of candy at home alone
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>>144537282
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>>144537412
I hate how few kids come to my neighborhood these days. I think kids these days choose densely populated areas
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>144537484
These don’t even do that they do the parking lot trick or treating where people basically tailgate to handout candy. I take my kids everywhere I drive them to different areas to trick or treat
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>>144537565
You're a good dad :)
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>>144537452
Keep calm and Corsi's wrong
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ANYWAY
SUSAN
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Recommend me a horror series to watch this year
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why do numales love horror so much
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>>144537807
They think it makes them look manly
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because its freaking SCARY
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>>144537766
Night Visions (YouTube)

Fear Itself (YouTube)

Scream Queens

Eerie Indiana

Haunting Hour (YouTube)
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>>144537807
I only watch them during the Halloween season
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>>144537807
I love horror because it’s like panning for gold. It’s a genre filled with so much shit that when you find a good one it feels like treasure.
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>>144537807
For me it’s
>funny games
>Cache
>kill list
>speak no evil
>insidious
>green room
And desu I liked the first conjuring too.
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>>144537766
San Jose Sharks
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>>144537993
Jen
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so what if lehner had a bipolar incident and didn't show up because of it? should he be excused and still get paid for this season?
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I hate owning exotic snakes, it's awesome
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>>144538268
What kinds?
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>>144538310
Joke went right over your head eh
Back to the drawing board I suppose
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>"Seider plays the toughest minutes in the league!" says the Wings fan, conveniently ignoring the fact that he gets caved in while playing said minutes and he only gets such deployment because the coaching staff has no choice thanks to the rest of the defensive core being dogshit
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>>144538268
Jen
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>>144538588
Go flames
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>>144538588
Gotta go fast
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I just scheduled my Botox appointment.
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BE HAPPY FOR ME
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>>144538682
Based
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>>144536123
>if you lose you win
sad
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>>144532416
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>>144539365
>t.5’6 & brown
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>>144539394
Our year®
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>>144539403
uh someone’s mad huh
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>>144539454
Why would I be mad about your circumstances?
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Trans Flames fan checking in
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>>144539481
>c-circumstances!!!
>no cups this millennium
KWAB
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Fuck Gary
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>>144539551
Your team could win 1000 cups in a row and you would still be a vertically and intellectually challenged brown person so no offense but I’d rather still be me.
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>>144539599
fuuuuck you’re boilin at your boogeyman huh
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>>144539529
>>144539545
>>144539566
>>144539579
Gary is asleep at the wheel these on Jerseys during October would sell like hotcakes
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>>144539615
>boogeyman
>5’6
lol
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>rags
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>>144539644
>fags
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our metties and jetties won yayy
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imagine being short
imagine being indian
imagine being a paperboy
imagine being a weeb
imagine being a rape victim
imagine being a recognizable personality on /hoc/ lmao jesus what a bunch of losers we got here
>>
there is literally nothing wrong with being a recognizable personality on /hoc/
>>
Two weeks until the regular starts
(Europe)
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>>144539866
yeah, maybe on planet retard
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>>144539898
that's where the stars win kek
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>>144539933
Rent free, little guy.
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>>144539978
now how would anyone know you're a stars fan bud?

because you're a seething retard?
because you and your team have a loser mentality?
because you lash out at the rest of the general?

rmyt :^)
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>>144539991
>now how would anyone know you're a stars fan bud?
because the resident midget was seething at me :)
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>>144540041
>because of my schizophrenia
KWAB ywnbawt
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Is Copey seething that his retard team scrubbed out first round still?

KWAB

2024

:^)
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>>144540059
ya mindbroken huh

cup champs :^)
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>>144540052
>resident midget continues to seethe at me
You love to see it
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>>144540068
your team is nusharks
KWAB
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>>144540066
That would be the panthers. Knights couldn’t even crack the 2nd round and got worse in the offseason
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>>144540071
My team is relevant and yours is not. Just like how I am talk and you are not. You need to find acceptance.
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>>144540066
>cup champs
yeah, maybe on planet retard
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uh oh boys dylan just admitted he's all talk and copey isn't
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>>144540075
>panthers
>lost the cup 9-3
KWAB would never acknowledge that shit team
>>144540082
'fraid not
>>144540081
>My team is relevant and yours is not
>if you lose you win
loser mentality KWAB
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>>144540089
>>144540090
Loser mentality is calling yourself a cup champ after you got your shit kicked in round 1, little guy.
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>>144540090
'fraid so Copey
>loser mentality
aka the vegASS mentality
>losing the first round is winning the cup for kniggers
roflmfao
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>>144540101
maybe on planet retard

try winning a cup this millennium KWAB
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>>144540109
Are you tall or still short on planet retard?
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>>144540119
no cup this milly?
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>>144540123
Wow so you’re short on both planets? Brutal
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>>144540132
no championship banners starting with 2?
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>>144540136
Keep reverse jinxing them, little guy.
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>>144540144
dream big bud KWAB
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>2023*: golden frauds
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>if you lose you win
Copey is right. That is a loser mentality. Only losers think that scrubbing out the firat round makes you cup champs
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>>144540148
:) goodnight little guy
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>>144540157
oh fuck he's so mad he can't quote anymore
KWASB (kek what a seething bitch)
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>>144540161
and then what happened?

surely those big dreams of the cup were reached right?

DWIWB :^)
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>californiabelt hours
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>he gives tripfags (You)s
retard
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>>144540168
>and then what happened
Vegas got bounced round one
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>>144540176
Hmmm idk that doesn’t look like Mark Stone is Copey lying to me?
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>>144540172
>tf
>tp
think you might be in the wrong general bud your country hasn't been relevant in the sport for over 30 years :/
>>144540175
>winning the first round is his stanley cup win
and there is the loser mentality front and center

KWAB
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>>144540175
BTFO
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>>144540185
>losing the first round is his stanley cup win
PANTHERS NATION FAGGOT
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>>144540185
>if you lose you win
loser mentality
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>>144540194
knights obliterated the panthers in one of the most embarrassing cup clinching games of all time bud. read a book

:^)
>>144540200
based stars fan
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>>144540205
Nobody remembers that kek it’s 2024 and the the piss knights were a shambling mess that got booted round one and the Panthers won the 2024 Stanley Cup.
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>>144540216
>nobody remembers that
maybe on planet retard
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>anaheim
>LA
>san jose
>vegas
>dallas
this is the california belt
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>>144540205
>stars fan
Naw, I only like teams that win. That's why I'm making fun of a team that couldn't even get passed a loser team. Imagine being the loser to the loser to the loser.
>if you lose you win
loser mentality and being proud you scrubbed out first round is the perfect example of that
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>>144540232
>if you lose you win
>loser mentality
based stars fan doubling down KWAB
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>>144540246
Stars are really living rent free these days holy shit. That loss to them really broke your mind lol
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https://youtu.be/p1MCorHDk5Y
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>>144540259
>r-rent free
giving up so soon bud?

KWAB
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>>144540276
Not at all that said we should pace ourselves as Dallas will be in the forefront this year and Vegas will be more irrelevant than the Wild. You don’t want to seethe yourself out so soon there’s plenty of time to be obsessed.
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>>144540290
>w-we should p-pace ourselves
nah i'm good tranny. win a cup this millennium kwab
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e-slop sisters we got our cheeks clapped by dylan ='( at least we have our gay magazines to comfort us
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>>144540297
>t-tranny
Says the brown effeminate histrionic twink who signs every post with a passive aggressive smiley face. Yeah okay bud. You’re basically the Liz fong dong of /hoc/
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>>144540246
absolutely mindbroken lmao, you were really hoping for the repeat, weren't ya?
>>
https://youtu.be/1CX8z6HqaCo
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>>144540313
>histrionic
nice vocab bud
>Liz fong dong
nobody knows who that is tranny
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>>144540321
read a book retard
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>>144540321
>admits to being retarded
Learn English you stupid little retard.
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>>144540335
win a relevant cup sometime

:^)
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I'm reading a book called Tales of the South Pacific right now
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>>144540339
2024

Cup Champs

KWAB

:^)
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>>144540345
true go knights
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>>144540347
>when you lose you win
Golden Showers fan mentality
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>>144540347
>if you lose you win
loser mentality
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>>144540351
>>144540356
uh oh looks like some people learned something today huh?

KWAB

panthers lost the cup 9-3 in game 5 :^)
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Gary Bettman is a boorish womanizer that is bilking the owners for free vacations around the world and treats the them like his personal piggy bank.
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>>144540360
>if you lose you win
>loser mentality
based kniggers fan doubling down KWAB
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>>144540370
maybe on planet retard
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>>144540313
>histrionic
Great song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbPaJjv3K7I
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didn't ask
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Imagine having Pete DeBoer as your head coach.

Surely that'll work!!!!
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2 time stanley cup chump
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>>144540455
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huomenta
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preseason soon
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>>144533414
he's terrible defensively and sub par at offence
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>>144533691
yuck Brampton got another team
kek imagine the smell
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Do you guys think patio ready makes the leafs
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>>144540795
Just like my islanders
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>>144533691
bedards cousin mentioned
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watching civil war
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Matthew Knies <3
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>88
Oy vey
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>be the Colorado Avalanche
>give one of your star players $49 million dollars over 8 years
>that player decides pour alcohol into a Russian prostitute in a hotel room in Seattle during the playoffs then gets himself arrested and misses the rest of the series while you 're out on your asses in the first round
>less than a year later that player enters rehab for drug problems
>that players comes back just to continue doing drugs and gets a six month suspension
>all while this player has a wife and a newborn baby
>this player that has wasted two years of your cup window by snorting drugs and banging human trafficking victims will be welcomed back with open arms
I can hardly wait until the next playoffs to see how he'll fuck up then.
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>>144540891
https://streamable.com/j4n218
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>>144540913
>that's a lot of words
Maybe if you're clinically retarded.
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>>144540891
excuse me but who are you quoting?
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>>144540935
I'm quoting facts.
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good morning frens :D
hockey game today :D
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>>144540891
>2 year goal drought
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>>144536543
Anytime :) There are a few roads in the city that they close to cars during the summer. Not sure when you are going but I enjoy these places.
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Gonna be unable to watch today’s GTA until I get home

So I’ll leave off here. I hope Noel has a fun day!
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>>144542351
do you think the dudes behind the avatar laugh at people like him?
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>>144542385
absolutely. nobody respects simps anywhere
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dallas sucks ass lool
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Had a dream our flames won the CUP!!!
:)
>>
sounds like a nightmare to me
>>
>laffs
>>
*sips*
Good morning Flamiacs (Flames Maniacs)
>>
Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
>>
Huomenta on a rainy morning
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>>144541033
hockey :DDD
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>>144540891
The aves deserve to fail
>>
2024-2025 is going to have great hockey :)
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>>144544442
not on this planet, bucko
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>>144544442
nice! :)
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>>144544442
it wont
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>>144532416
Why did he do it?
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>>144544693
Just White people things
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Thank god it's Friday
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we're back/nous sommes de retour
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Wolfpack bro's it's our turn it's our time
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there's an autist on reddit counting down the start of the season and every picture has flames in it
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which one of you...
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>>144544874
>officially allowed
what the heck does that mean?
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>>144544935
It means Flamiacs stay winning
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14 days until the European opener
18 days until the North American opener
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>>144545019
1 day until preseason :)
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8 bongs 20 bings
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>>144540891
lmao he loves his Ukrainian hookers
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https://x.com/HockeyScanner/status/1837119751132262675?t=KhGjkhl8TEJo3ZhfrLOM7g&s=19
Queerbec sisters... Another potential relocation candidate down the drain...
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>>144540891
Should have kept Kadri
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>>144544915
probably the same retard that posts gay flames shit here all the time
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flameGODs are still without water
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>>144545491
sometimes I forget the sens exist
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>>144545491
>left it until literally the last second
such an incompetent organization
>>
Pre-season is starting soon, so let's all enjoy the season every one! However, let's also realize that at the end of the day, NHL players are all human.

Hey everyone with pre-season games officially starting tomorrow (North American time zone of course), I just want to wish everyone and their teams a good season!

No matter the result, I hope no one lets games that are completely beyond our control affect our lives. Especially because at the end of the day, NHL players are human beings. This means they will all have bad days, mental lapses, etc., affecting their performances. I see zero issues with getting a bit frustrated or anxious in the heat of the moment, but let's not let all of that affect us long-term.

Another thing I want to mention is that hockey isn't chess. There will be luck involved in hockey. There have been many times when the skaters and goalie on one team played better than their opponents, yet lost due to a bad bounce. Further proving that it's important to not be too harsh on your own team.

Anyways here's to a good season everyone, and may the best team win!
>>
>hasb
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>>144532699
>>144532572

My hurricanes :)
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>>144545628
Shut the FUCK up faggot
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>>144545524
imagine the smell of the average flames fan
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>>144545628
not reading that many words, sorry
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>Three years at $4 mil per for Dawson Mercer and the Devils. Sounds like it was finalized last night during the Jets/Pats game.
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>>144545628
fuck you benchod. if i see a player at the pumpkin patch i will tell them they are a shit
>>
Big year for Kaapo Kakko
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>>144545657
they're staying at the bottom of the atlantic like the titanic
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>>144545628
i hate redditors so much
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I mean this Utah hockey club, here’s a team, here’s an organization, here’s a unit, here’s a group of a guys, here’s a franchise, here’s a club with a lot of potential.
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>>144545801
>here’s a group of a guys
sounds gay
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My team is gonna be so good this year
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>>144545852
Didn't know there were Sens fans in America!
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>>144545825
there's nothing gay about male friendship
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>>144545743
too soon
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>>144545862
cool it with the anti-semetism
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Our Sennies mentioned
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My team will win a few games this year
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my team will win some games this year
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Caapo Gakpo
>>
my team might make playoffs
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my team will be eliminated in the quarterfinals :(
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Dit Clapper
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Leaving for bro camp weekend soon bro's
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Cody Gakpo
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>>144546287
Based have fun! :)
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Hyvää huomenta /hoc/
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papa francisco with some harsh words for gretzky types.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNHEfr9JFL4
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James Hagens is from Long Island
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>>144546488
He’s a usurper pope anyway
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>>144546488
Protestant board im afraid
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>>144546456
look at him build :3
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>Stars v Blues
>Penguins v Sabres
>Wild v Jets
Which ones are we watching tomorrow/hoc/?
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>>144546533
I'm a papist
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>>144546584
not the sport for you
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>>144546574
stars vs blues
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>>144546574
Stars/Blues & Wild/Jets
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>>144546488
checked
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>>144532939
learn the difference between your and you're right after you learn to make one big image with all the teams on it instead of spamming your retard takes, thanks.
>>
good morning fellas how's this fine friday treating you? any plans for the weekend?
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>>144546829
I'm watching the SDHL, Swedes be naming their daughters "Lovisa"
>>
>asked for 3 ketchup packets from Rotten Ronnies
>they gave me 6

I won
>>
HIFK-Tappara soon lads
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congrats sennie sisters on the new arena! you certainly deserve it more than the fLAMES
>>
Sennies and Flames are bros retard
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>>144547028
not anymore
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correction: Sennies and Nuckies are bros. not stinky stinky flames
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>>144540296
pure soul
the good guys won
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dit clapper, firing pucks into ya yapper
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Lehterä scaaaar
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this thread is really really awful
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thanks for making it way worse
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the thread shalt improve now that im here
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>>144547552
You're welcome Samir
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https://x.com/TSN1200/status/1837152052742406357
>Sabres lose Dahlin
>Sens lose Norris
Wingsbros, it's up to us to carry the alliance on our shoulders.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm-GF8n0hu0
Sens LeBreton announcement livestream
>>
>shit team in the atlantic loses shit player
>shit team in the atlantic loses shit player
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>>144546829
I don't have too much work at the excel factory so I can't complain. I'll see some family friends tomorrow
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>>144547596
I havent posted today Omar.
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>>144547548
AHHHH SEXOOOOO
>>
>senaturds struggling to build an arena even with a billionaire owner who "cares"
love it
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVAdrpm6vuQ

I like Modo's goal song
>>
>laffs struggling to win anything of significance even with 4 highly paid forwards and a media who never stops sucking their cocks

loveit
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>>144547810
haha >laffs
>1967

also
>senaturds
>>
>Samir gets namedropped
>immediately starts screeching about the Sens
Love it.
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>>144547832
Hey Omar!
>>
the senaturds are missing the playoffs and that is a good thing
>>
i'm off today and have nothing to do should i attend my knights practice? it's free
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>>144547866
Might as well if it's free
>>
Could the next thread be flames themed? Our season is starting soon so I think its warranted
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>>144547866
I've never gone to my team's practice but want to. you should go
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>>144547892
im on it
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>>144547892
Make sure to include something about Johnny
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>>144547899
God Bless
>>
our sennies are making the playoffs actually
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>>144547919
on planet retard
>>
Got a bad feeling about the next thread
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>>144547935
but I'm debuting a brand new gimmick
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>laffs
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>>144547899
Thanks flamesgod
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>>144547996



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