Surrey win the Championship after Somerset lose at Ol Trafford with still a game to go.Oz in England white ball series, second ODI at Headingley tomorrow.
YFO
Schizotypal B starting on the Friday beers early then. Not sure if he even has a job
a*glo shitters need an Indian to lead them
zachy got bodied in the last thread
>>144542682We are the most oppressed county in human historySurrey-owned ECB fears a late 80s style Worcestershire resurgence, and does what it can to keep us down
business idea: a /cric/ thread where a ctrl+f of "zachy" returns zero results
Reckon we can chase down 160-170 comfortably enough170-210 is anyone's gameAnything beyond 210 and Sri Lanka win
Once New Zealand bring Nathan Smith into their bowling attack they will become an unstoppable force
>>144542819He looks Skinner than a vegetarian jeet(me)
Gonna make Haath Maaluwa later
>>144543073We should be confident to chase 300+. We did invent bazball after all
>"We are out there to score runs," said Brook. "If you get caught somewhere on the boundary or in the field then who cares?literally who cares about winning lmao, good vibes are more important*(*zoomers genuinely think this way)
the sique as it were
narcissist getting worried that there were a whole six posts in a row not talking about him
gone, gottem, fuck off, hope you retire out of shame.Once KL fucks off as well the real batting lineup can score some runs.
Why does he dress like a gay man in the 70s
Who's this O'Rourke peewee? 3 wickets 2nd innings now inc GOATmindu
ashes to ashesdust to clayif will smith doesn't get yousteven may
micksperg trying to mix it up for once(still dire though)
me, and the bosses all leaving the office at 1
>>144543333anorexic fat neek steroid abuser
>>144541660Highlights of day four of the penultimate round of matches:>Division OneHANTS 462. & 204. v WORCS 273. & 158.>Hampshire win by 235 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx25v0x8zegohttps://youtu.be/OjiuzR11YRI [Open]LANCS 140. & 398. v SOMERSET 146. & 224.>Lancashire win by 168 runs and the Somerset loss means Surrey are Champions of England.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cq8xq3nd8epohttps://youtu.be/l_EXQfbq7PA [Open]>Division TwoGLAMORGAN 239. & 209. v YORKS 361. & 273.>Yorkshire win by 186 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy43p0932nzo
>>144544116based civil servanttruly life on easy mode. bard and co shouldn't be complaining about a single thing desu
Back to Sussex tomorrow then going on holiday so get in
funny how certain man has gone completely silent on his previous civil servant hate. used to make a few posts against them every week. suppose it doesn't help when you're outed as one yourself
would zachy really get through their autistic recruitment process
So we've lost ANOTHER test...Who do we have to play to ensure we can actually get a win?
Once thought I might hop from NHS to a civil service department such as public health england or something similar with crossover, the pensions were better and it seemed more interestingBut ended up being out of because the pay was always significantly worse for the equivalent grade (and the gap only seems to get wider) and their recruitment process is a huge faff compared
>>144544298put off not out of, thanks autocorrect haha
>>144544298they don't do any work though honestly /cric/ has opened my eyes. the most prolific posters (zachy, bard) are civil servants and like 80% of their day is spent on their hobbies. it's ridiculous
>>144544298this is a cricket thread
Guess who's back?
yfo mate
sucking a weihenstephan
>>144544344Is there a tense passage of play currently happening?
Ah yes lads, found the picture.
>>144544187Not sure my easy life mode will continue desu, management has seen fit to slash the size of my team while expanding our responsibilities, just before our demand is due to growNot because they'd noticed I was doing fuck all either, they're just incompetent and have no idea about the service they're running, and apparently feel the need to do massive disruptive restructures every few months to stay relevant>>144544298Yeah don't do it to yourself ladThe public hates hardworking and humble civil servants, which is why our pay is so lowMeanwhile they continue to worship anybody affiliated with the state religion of R NHS, so you've got the easy life there
As well as the webm!
im sort of a civil servant sort of not does feel more like working for the government than pr*vate
think I'll get a ridiculous early train tomorrow like 6:30to keep other person toil to a minimum
>>144544269P*kshitstain or "vibes"land
>>144544409no games on at the moment, but discussion in here should still remain cricket related
>claiming he never left
>>144544607>discussion in here should still remain cricket relatedSource?
all cricket related chat should fuck off to your designated general /cg/
One of my new toilees could be a bit of a problemHas a history of taking time off for quote and quote """mental health""" breaks and because of sick relativesShe seems like a hard worker overall but just buckles at the very first sign of pressure, so I'll just have to give her a bit of the ol' charm and reassurance to keep her working hard while I live my life of leisurely luxury
is she fit?
>>144544924Nah not reallyTypical middle-aged womanType who, in a just world, wouldn't be in the workforce unless she pulls herself together
>>144544528>The public hates hardworking and humble civil servants, which is why our pay is so lowpublic also hates non-clinical NHS too, although we are saved by the fact our pay is tied to nurse pay.
>>144544918>>144544947have you considered shagging her to improve her mental health?
>>144545113Unfortunately the records show that anyone to whom I've slipped the schlong has suffered a significant """mental health""" impact as a consequence
Judas Priest - Sad Wings Of Destiny
zachy doesn't count mate
>>144545140sort of based
zachy this bard that get a hobby you fat neek
that was bard pretending to be zachy btw
>>144544918put extra pressure on her to break her down and then let her go at the end of the probation period
>>144545341wasn't but this is
Proteas flower for the op in the next thread again
Afghanistan are unstoppable
is everyone is fat neek schizo related to everyone is zachy shizo?
no but Steven May
Whats going on with South Africa? Are they playing a B team or are Afghanistan this good now?
Afghanistan took the limitless pill like twenty years ago now
>>144545436there's everyone is a fat neek schizo (zachy)there's everyone is zachy schizo (countystreamsperg)there's everyone is a vpn schizo (unidentified)
so much peng Italian grandad knitwear on Messina hembry for the winter
I am sane.
>sebbo returned>Nobody cares Hmm
Shame tali incels don't like that based as fuck Afghanistan flag, prefer that incel tier Saudi all white one It seems the Taliban allow it to be flown for sport though?It's all so confusing
Bordeaux next week, lads Going to suck a lot of wine
>>144545354She's way passed the probation period, unfortunately
>>144545745teetotal me
>>144545745enjoy, was out that way a couple of summers ago, take a trip over to Cognac while you are there
>>144545745>>144545834t. tarqs
Alcohol is a coping mechanism for the aimless and unambitious.
>>144545895counterpoint: wine tastes nice
alcohol is for the /weakmind/ (certain man etc.) who can't face life square on. fine to do it in your 20s though
>>144545929Your 20s are a time to get ahead, climb the ranks, job hop, go FIRE, as you enjoy your inevitable career crescendo in your early 30s before retiring at 38 or so
i ride highs I don't drown lows
Genuinely mad how easy life was for boomersLike, if your parents didn't succeed, they were probably clinically retarded(No offence intended)
>Pavements is a 2024 American experimental musical biopic concert film directed by Alex Ross Perry. It is a documentary/fiction hybrid film about the American indie band Pavement, incorporating scripted scenes with documentary footage of the band and a musical stage play consisting of songs from their discography. It premiered at the 81st Venice International Film Festival on September 4, 2024.>Described as "a semiotic experiment", the film combines elements of documentary with a spoof biopic of the band, and incorporates moments from Slanted! Enchanted! A Pavement Musical, a jukebox musical using Pavement's music. That play is about Essem, an aspiring Stephen Malkmus-like musician in a small town, who meets and falls in love with a woman named Anne, boards a train for New York City with her, is tempted by fame and glory, has an affair with another aspiring musician named Loretta, and wonders if love is worth it. The story loosely tracks the progression and themes of Pavement's works, chronologically.HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
>>144546014mine are (no offence taken), but they ended up succeeding anyway despite neither having had a full time job in their livespurely off house price inflation and grandfather helping them out
PavementPavementsPavement3Pavement: ResurrectionPavement Vs PredatorPavement Vs Predator: RequiemPavemetheusPavement CovenantPavement Romulus
>>144544716Haven't been a regular here since 2020. Have popped in now and again but never stuck around. Haven't had the chance to catch up with Zachy, Richo, Daniel, Bard, Alchy, various others who I can't remember.
>>144545783giwtwmjust found this bruise on my arm as a result of all the damage i've done to my liver
>>144545958>38hope i make it that farneed to get a job that'll get me far enough that i can live cheaply in SEA for a few years before coming back and settling down with a qt waifu (non-SEA)or maybe just stay there and FIRE but not settle down with a qt waifu unless she's also white
>>144546526Literally nothing to do in SEASort of place only deano morons would goI'm flying to Bangkok on October 4
yes yes, SEA is nowhere near as good as South America and it's gay nightclub scene is it
>>144546541i'd be going just for the cheap housing prices tbqhwywouldn't mind learning whatever the local languagethailand would be nice but it's easier to learn indo/malayalthough i've heard bad things about the quality of shit in bali
quite an underwhelming score for Afghanistan given where they were and all the wickets in handtoo many dot balls
>>144546564I'm more of a beautiful nature guy than a gay nightclub guy desu>>144546571Laos is the smart choice
>>144546608will look into it eventuallyhaven't made a decision yetneed find a job first before my liver failstrying to find something i can do online without a reference and with an outdated resumereckon i might just gild the lily and pay some cunt to be my reference
>>144546627What about the TEFL gimmick?
>>144546636don't have enough money for a cert atmbut i did find an online place that i don't think needs a cert (their info is conflicting)
>>144546648and also don't have enough money for flightsreckon i'm going to pick somewhere with decent healthcare to go when i can thoughbeit
>>144546648Isn't a cert like 100 oz bucks? Just avoid buying four beers from the pub and you've already got that
>>144546665depends where fromthe place i saw was like $500i assume it was USDturns out it was for a course not just the cert itself though
>>144546499Teetotal about 3 weeks nowOnly symptom of potential liver damage left is oily shits, but not as oily as when I was kicking them back dailyNormal colour poo not black anymore though, apparently if it was pancreas it'd be light so still afraid I might have busted the ol' liver and it's just compensated
Ween - 12 Golden Country Greats
>>144546698Ahh fairIf you're decently charismatic you could offer online tutoring over Skype/Zoom/Teams, could probably charge $20ph even without a certificate if you learned a bit about teachingLots of learners just want structured opportunities to practice conversations with native speakersHiked to Machu Picchu with a fella who'd been doing this for years as a Permanent Traveller™, and it was working well for himAnyway, I hope (Catholic) God looks kindly upon your efforts and rewards your endeavour
>>144546709based, good work matemy shits are a bit funky and pebblysometimes have a bit of blood in themseems to happen when i don't drink enough wateri'd quit cold turkey if it wasn't for the withdrawal symptomsi did it once before (quit for 3 years) but now i'm drinking almost a litre a day rather than 700 mlbeen trying to taper off for a few months now>>144546748tyyeah i had a pdf somewhere about learning how to TEFL but the website i was thinking about using wants you to have a quiet environmentreckon if i do it i'll just do it at night and hope my laptop is powerful enoughit's been dropped a few times so it has some damage and doesn't fly so good anymoreit was low end from the start anyway
turkey mentioned
poo
pee
land
literally cannot think of a single thing of interest to see in souf america. maybe carnivale. pablo escobar's hippos?
why are you interested in getting a job if you're convinced you'll die soon
>>144546894Uyuni Salt FlatsMachu Picchu (inc Salkantay Trek)Rainbow MountainThe AmazonJust a few splendid highlights from my mainstream route desu, but the continent is packed with beautiful places to visitNot sure you can visit Escobar's hippos desu, didn't see that advertised anywhere in Medellin. I did want to do a feds vs gang style paintball game at one of his former compounds because that sounded pretty fun, but apparently the government closed that down a few years ago because they want to move away from narco tourism
corrrr all the tiny rebel cans at Morrison are on clearance £2 a pop
Just won love and love at tennis so secured the summer singles ladder winFeel like Bouldering has improved my tennis mental strength Going bouldering now x
>>144546906i'm not convinced that i'll die soon, just that there's a chance, and i don't want to die soonneed money to fuck off somewhere cheap because rent here is fucking expensive
>>144546935>paintballwhat i hated was it's so hard to feel when you've actually been hit and getting hit and not RTBing is just not cricketmaybe the clothing i wore when i went was too thick though i don't remember it's been fucking yonks
>>144546935>Uyuni Salt Flatsgot fuckloads of salt lakes here, can't fucking move for a salt flat>Machu Picchu (inc Salkantay Trek)who gives a shit Angkor Wat mogs it>Rainbow Mountaingeology is boring af>The Amazonit's a feedlot now, plus we've got rain forests here
>>144546970few beers at the bouldering bar tonight
South America is reddit
used to fancy a trip to south america until bard went, dont fancy it now, must be a place for neeks
sister is moving to Thailand next week shes more moving there with her boyfriend who has a job there, rather than travelling so I forgive her>>144547031So not true
>>144546998I went to an indoor paintballing place in Hamburg recently and it hurt like a bitch (albeit on bare skin), way more than I remember from when I used to go in the UK as a kid. Guess it differs from place to place>>144547003You're being needlessly contrarian and I shan't stand for itI will be checking out for myself if Angkor Wat mogs it in about 6 weeks thoughever
>The Colombian hippos reach sexual maturity earlier than African hippos.the other shoe drops on zachy's sojourn
Got a free voucher for a photobook so I thought I'd spend it on one with the photos I took on my South America tripLooking back now, I can see that my itinerary really was a thing of rare beautyThe perfect blend of activities
>>144547084this is the post
zachy's going to visit his sister in Thailand and secretly fall in love with the place but will then FUD it on /cric/ as part of his gimmick (see London, Dua Lipa etc)
>>144547090>being needlessly contrarianeverything I said is true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1j1249CEvA
zachy will love it because chicks with dicks will pretend to be into him and he'll self-cope and believe it's genuine and foreign """girls""" (who all happen to be poor thirdies) just get him in a way that western girls don't
>>144547090>Guess it differs from place to place.probsI do remember starting a match with a hoodie on but taking it off, having just a t-shirt on my upper body, getting hit in the arms and it not hurtingmore annoying that it was expensive and far away
>>144547179no but Steven May
>>144547181Yeah I reckon that would make a fair differenceWe were all in t-shirt and shorts or dresses, and ended up with lots of welts on our skinMeanwhile there was a group of krauts who took it very seriously and clearly went regularly, and they were all in hoodies and thick trousers even though it was bloody boiling
>>144547113more like the perfect >bland of activities you big neek
>damn this sucks shit>reckon if I jack the saturation to infinity I *might* be able to convince everyone I'm having a great time and not being bored out of my arse coming down of 5gt of coke
>I'M HAVING SUCH AN EXPERIENCE HERE!!! OMG THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD! I JUST WISH YOU WERE ALL HERE WITH ME TO EXPERIENCE THIS!
>>144547293no i took the hoodie off pretty quicklywas getting too sweatydidn't hurt just didn't feel iti did have my hoodie on another time but it was the same feeling thoughbeit
>>144547293>>144547449i.e. i reckon you were right about it being different from place to place, or rather, in the ammo usedmaybe we use different paintballs than you guysidk it was a while ago, the last time i went, but i do remember some mates complaining about the balls but my memory's foggy on it all
>ODI>takes place on more than one day?
climbing done..ok on wall seshTime for weighted chins then a few duvels
duvels strong
>okoh no no no he didn't manage to fluke any v5s again
just like me
finally made some weighted chin progress just then wgmi
think deloading works at heavy weight your cns forgets what progression is or something and needs to be refiredquite weird
just did a bit of unloading if you catch my drift
>spamming multiple boredomering posts in a rowkeep it in /cg/ you twat
weren't bouldering posts they were chin up posts you fat neek
it's to do with your gay skinny neek hobby so keep it in your gay skinny neek hobby general (/cg/)you gay skinny neek
i like hearing about zachys progress in bouldering
think rescue remedy makes me a better tennis player a cheeky spray into mouth every change of ends calms nerves makes sensethat's the biggest problem for me at tennis probably helps with lots of other sports too Obviously you couldn't do it in professional sport because you would be caught on camera and it would look weird lol
>skinnydebunked
absolute state of these saffa man dem
Property search isn't going well. Nothing ticking all the right boxes at my meagre budget I have decided to enter into the lotteryI am now preparing to view large country houses with 50 acres and an AGA.
https://youtu.be/0wkZGMktFCw?si=6UDXspRKGkgIknOiSucking a Guinness
>>144548638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPBapom6ppEthis one is also good
sucking on a tiny rebelhttps://youtu.be/xotNOBgIsy0?si=ErWQXTGlNBjnTVm0
>>144548673they're a good band passionate
/cric/mas meet up on the cards lads? early dec in donedon?
>>144548693good stuff, not really a lot like themmaybe daniel kahn but not really the same genre
>>144546894sightseeing is for NEEKS it's about the vibe it's God's continent
>vibedisgusting bazball tourism
>>144548709can do I'll have v6 under my belt by then
>>144548709im down but i'll have to sit between countrystreamslad and zachy so they don't get into it
>just checked the shart africa score
>>144548820good reaction image thiscan I save?
>>144548709Could do this time, might be comfy. also finna heem everyone at skribbl.io like I do every /cric/mas
even got DMT down on lock with our national floral emblem producing it in abundance. LITERALLY zero reason to visit south 'let's get our kidneys stolen by a cartel' america
have nothing against the county posts he thinks it's mewhole heartedly in favour of the cricket posting (the sport which is played over two innings)
Afghanistan are amazing Just doesn't stop
countystreams wrecked the last meet up on cytube
might be more that South Africa are just bad now
south africa can't play spinleaked way too many runs without maharaj and shamsi
>>144549114protip: both
>>144549103there was only myself, zachy and countystreams on (and an obvious sockpuppet that only spoke once every 30 mins)so either this is countystreams bigging himself up or zachy advertising himself getting owned hmmm hmmm
>>144549164i was there too
I was also there - lad who went to the shopnot sure where this it was only 3 people narrative has come from, especially when it's only being mentioned now
>>144549164I (countystreams) did not post >>144549103In reply to that:>they hated him because he spoke the truth
methinks peewees dodged a solid bollocking at the hands of afgachads in that rained out test.
>>144549261there was people dipping in and out (sebbo and some personas)but most the night there was 4 people there, one of which was suspected of just being a second zachy account as they barely ever talked
>>144549264i dont believe you
I, glammylad, was on the last meet upbut my name was zachy to confuse things a bit
I mean if that ‘zachy’ was zachy then I think it’s really apparent, now thinking back, how badly he’s declined mentally in recent times.
Is losing by 150+ runs to Afghanistan a good thing?
>>144549344ah didn’t see>>144549333 that explains things. Thought ‘zachy’ seemed too calm
zachy was theevisceratorofV5s obvs
going France so packing fairly spenny
patrik ervell 2014 SS t shirts and the like
maharashi swim trunks
don't forget the £300 bin bag coat
half-suspect the zachy posting now is just someone pretending to be him, who somehow found his socials (his full name is hardly a secret) and occasionally posts some pics/links from it to keep up the charadewould explain why the gimmicks are so tired and repetitive
might bring that as rain does loomOr might just slum it in the Norse projects x elka
the trickers are coming The cheap beaters (solovairs) are staying put
PRQ graph looking good
/cric/ a*glo shitters never recovered from the Soul Limbo vocaroo
Sorry I meant the chart what am I like
dire stuff from SA. didn't even compete
>"We are out there to score runs. If you get caught somewhere on the boundary or in the field, then who cares?"I see that the English now have another intellectual in their midst to accompany YJB
no other sporting story like Afghanistan they have an unstoppable aura no wonder they beat the Soviets and usa
>>144549443meds
Should have said USA ((you) and (me))
>>144549502Imagine sharing a dressing room with these mongs no wonder Graham Thorpe a*glo shitter'd himself
She looked like me
in here lads>>144549605>>144549605
Sucking a proper jobLovely Celtic alePacks a mild punch too
stomach ache and sloppy poo on the cards
Wonder if I'll get any reward for winning the singles ladder This is stingy northeners we are talking about so probs not ;)
>>144549861what one
listening to a bit of welsh emohttps://youtu.be/QUnNo_sJvwk?si=jBT0UZIiBrAvt2pr
>>144549995Proper Job IPA
lel how is this a language?
>>144549961>singleslmao, tried getting a gf you fat neek?
>>144550039https://youtu.be/qsaamq0E964?si=_-9-_LDBapqg4J_dI remember this song from music channels back in the day
ol toothpick arms is too scared for singles. needs a doubles partner to carry him (can't carry much with those twiglets)
>>144550065BASED and this classichttps://youtu.be/V5I0gCY1Rts?si=4lhZGCrPR4sV3_2H
>>144550056kek good one tbfthe singles league most single wins
>>144549961>>144550099Meds then bed ol bingo wings Doubles is shit Im well aware
>>144550101almost as good as fightstar
lel why be sad just listen to good shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ws9DMWx2-g
Might bring infinite jest to France Want to read it again
https://youtu.be/dtGrb3eHSaw?si=F8krQjl_R1_MAkLganother decent welsh tune but the band were a bunch of neeks from cowbridge (proper posh part of wales)
yeah I remember that one lolnot great
https://youtu.be/pLU17wMUVlM?si=YnG74H1NFummRjWMAren't these guys Welsh too
>>144550212YEPPPPPPPPPPPPPwent to uni with one of them kek
Dire cover that
pseud detector going off again. you don't get Infinite Jest the same way bard doesn't get SNY
alri' time to up the tune ante a bit love this onehttps://youtu.be/TE2hxOwnhas?si=jImQUFPrWT-vrDIk
>>144550229you must be like 40 years old
>>144550251I love some of the monologues For instance the anti-tattoo oneAnd it's about tennis so I digDfw wrote some great articles on sport such as how tracy Austin broke my Austin You're right I don't get a lot of it that's why I want to read it again
>>144550254Based glammylad rocking out (I know its you cos of the gifs)
>>144550262i am 36 years young
Ska? For me, it's operation ivy
I love that /cric/ has a few welshies despite there being no welsh cricketer in forever representing england and that theres no welsh people anywhere else on /sp/
>>144550301I'll be climbing v8 by that age (on climbs that don't demand too much flexibility or jump highness)
>>144550317he was our last great hope and moving to england killed him :(
>>144550317Welsh people love cricket mate
glammylad is the only welsh onesome rando larper who doesn't understand any welsh can't be included in the discussion
>>144550357>>144550317forgot he fucking photo ffs
>>144550374F
>>144550370wasn't he suspiciously quiet when the euros were on though?only welsh flag I remember seeing on here is Bard, that's all I'm saying
>>144550251wtf I love SNY (2008)It was only two weeks since I was most recently musing upon its geniusI get it completely
>>144550374if he was a volcel like bard he'd still be with us
>>144550407i live in england (surrey) now mate
>two of my grandparents first language was welsh >Go Wales a few times a year to visit my great uncle in nursing home near crynant >Not a weakling toothpick armed angloid like you >Not Welsh
>>144550407Still fuming that they gave me thatI have nothing against the Welsh, generally speaking But to insinuate that I am one is nothing but an unforgivable insult
>>144550436wtf so you're a fraud as well
>>144550458i guess so i am tempted to move back because im fully remote now and everything is cheaper in wales
better to be Welsh than a laptop thumbing neek from redditshire
does this bloke remind anyone else of stuart broad?https://youtu.be/Bndf5HBylj8?si=CqQUu5M9LcxhQ9Pu
>>144550317zachy is't actually welsh and glammylad is a larp
>the boulderer just used reddit as an insult again
>>144550407>>144550457oh yeah I forgot about thatin the county reporting in threads all the worcs had english flagscounties closer to wales had english flagsvery sussy indeed, especially with all the vpn shenanigans
zachy never got a welsh flag but bard didquite funny reallyironic one might even say
>>144550548>glammy lad is a larp post trwydded yrru
>>144550625certain larping well foreheaded man running to google translate to try and reply in this language he has no clue about
>>144550625Done him
>>144550551I do 20mm max hangs therefore not a redditor
not a HUGE fan of hip hop but this tune i quite like https://youtu.be/1_aen2TSXj4?si=S8uL-MYzMJzWwwfm
Wu tang doesn't hold up simple as
Grip strength is the greatest predictor of mortality there is, this is is science I don't want David milliband or something getting his filthy hands on the eternal life pill and me being agonizingly timed out
Like hip hop me As I'm Welsh (black)
lashing out, pretending to be welsh, random political ramblingsyep, clear signs of him starting to get drunk on friday night again
if russia is so bad how come they love a bit of ravinghttps://youtu.be/tZuwiGo3hS8?si=9ko__NVpLdHm-Bnl
that's right you fat neek
teetotal chad, memental how much money this saves btw
>>144550808They are even waving British flags wtfI thought russians hated us
>>144550833I spend £10.50 a week on alcohol for me friday night binge
This is the Welsh song I knowhttps://youtu.be/GgfvlsSkqFo
not a boomer so just logged in for a quick good laptop sesh lads
>>144550625your shops are very well established by now, you practically gag at the mouth to try and do one every time one of your flags is called out
money is the root of all evil I am a giver, not a hoarder
>>144550871basedhttps://youtu.be/Dx8CZyFM4b4?si=oQACU7pY3oyjby33
>>144550886paypal us a tenner then mate
You were warned about PARSIQ btw
>>144550902ok what's your PayPal? Message me on Facebook
didn't you buy that shite at like $1.50 zachy lad?
As in, you were warned against not buying it
>>144550915yes, some, call me a very passionate buyer bought more at under 10 cents tho
>>144550898kek KEK i remember this it was in response to these english people putting on a terrible welsh anthem and trying to make a viral 'welsh' jay z tunehttps://youtu.be/Eijc2tGe-zM?si=XpFtZpCXhdgguG54they were fuming about that
>>144550940>anthemaccent
Basil looms
https://youtu.be/IMU2XZVSAoc?si=L-4pufehn6HqiEW_Wales has a rich music scene desu This is one about the Iraq war
Only seen newport from the window of a train in its rail stationIt seemed like one of the most grim shitholes I'd ever seen (thankfully rarely go past Cardiff to see the true horrors)
Welsh doesn't crack
toothpicks snap
unironically though, i liked this GLC tunehttps://youtu.be/Nuk3PhJzez0?si=qIiOYFSqHTyc2oN5
But you burn me up, you paint my skin,In bad designs, that aint even in, I got good lungs, I've got a good heart,My mind is fit and my feet can walk,
>>144550974fucking great tune thatmy fave will always be:https://youtu.be/IPQ2mgfBQNU?si=dFKOIvnro6BcYhCF
welsh dont squelch
>>144543333>Toothpicks Long debunked you fatty angloidSend over a new one, after you can do 10 pull ups perhaps
some dire 'sic being posted ITT
>>144550977cardiff is great for sure but you need to get out to st davids in pembroke or the gower in west walesserene as fuck, plus plenty of climbing (without ropes)
>>144551003Decent base line ngl
need turkbro to put up some cusic
currently listening to deftones myselflmao state of me
https://youtu.be/GcqGRE_fGlQ?si=dWatHdl73etPmyMgWelsh music is based
>>144551037cardiff is averageit's englishness cancelled out the fact it was in wales
for me?its catatonia https://youtu.be/zy3XlFBnmTE?si=U9gNUAF6D-Qq9M0_
not seeing any acknowledgment that Ian Watkins is Welsh
>>144551133zachy probs a big fan
i like welsh DJ high contrast https://youtu.be/E8iPcpnHJJg?si=vhqXoJPcFfd_tEQR
insane how lots of people from Cardiff don't even have a a Welsh accent because it's so globohomo'd nowadays reckon in swansea it's not quite the case so much. Everyone there probably has a Welsh accent
Not welsh myself and this story always freaked me out about the welshhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridgend_suicide_incidents
My paternal grandmother was from crynant (so neath)My partnernal grandfather from st.clears
based zachy, he is welsh at heart and in heritage
and yet you can't converse in welsh at all. pathetic
https://youtu.be/emPhXdwhQoE?si=MisuUubY4_3Uf4cHWe are still here.We are still here.In spite of everyone and everything.In spite of everyone and everything.In spite of everyone and everything.We are still here
>>144551209by that link I could say I'm irish (not that I'd want to)I'm even more welsh (sadly half), but I don't really care about wales at all nor would ever claim I had any real connection with themborn on the right side of the border (just)
>>144551170Yeah I remember that from a few years was quite grimIsn't many jobs in Wales really My paternal grandfather had the choice of staying in Wales and being a French lecturer there, or moving to Sussex. They were very close to staying in Wales. If they had I wouldn't exist so nice move based grandparents, wouldnt be enjoying Afghanistan or bouldering right now without that decision
just saying if we are going into ww3 sooni'll go with the lads who sing like thishttps://youtu.be/4XfmYGFOKMg?si=iz7GvnC0u6o2_OnT
>ifLel
not sure why you're so keen on wanting the world to end mate. strange gimmick this one
Israel are generally war hungry and REALLY want Iran to bite so the big strong USA with their human killer carriers can help them kick their arse Iranians tho are kinda built slightly different It's quite funny imagining the seethe in the Israeli government unfold reee why won't they bite
https://youtu.be/AM4mIlYKG9s?si=c0F6ebeAf0rjigLC
>>144551336Yeah okay
>>144551336fuck our anthem sucksGOOOOODDDDDD SAVE....
I feel like we're a bit welsh heavy tonight lads
all larpersmost posts are by a posh lad from surrey and some guy from sussex
>>144551390meds
>>144550417it's a decent flickwas later surpassed by The Florida Project (2017), which packs much more of a punch, thougheverbeit
>>144551379was good I thinkWelsh music deserves at least one night dedicated to ithttps://youtu.be/bAXkZkGzxWk?si=sPr89WCwoSNUwlQMHe's singing about Wales here btw. The most unspoiled land there is
miss the days of zachary posting vocaroos like you would not believe iibqhwyf (if I'm being quite honest with you famalams). would have like to hear some on Afg v SA specifically
>>144551409Why do you keep servin the USA like this you yank brown noser It's worse than fish tank and lilya 4 Eva
Zachy you piece of shit
>>144551423what a tune
Florida pooject retard proper servin the USAIt's honestly not even that good It's alright
>>144551437most films are yankand I've already educated you about this - you were born into a rich family so are incapable of ever truly 'getting' a kino like this. simple as
it's a proper working class filmfor people who have climbed the social laddernot for blokes that got a trust fund set up before the age of 2
>>144551461nah it's really good, I've seen many more films than you
oh shit the kiwi nonces are waking up
>>144550913sent
reminder: zb has decent taste in music, mediocre taste in films, awful taste in clothing
>>144551465>>144551507Same fagIt's a poor man's lilya-4-eva
>>144551531you can reverse this as the guy who posted this is a fat angloid neek
>>144551531To be fair, he doesn't choose his clothes, he just wears whatever he can find at the dump
>>144551531don't know about the others but his /fa/ness really is offensively bad. no idea how you can get it so wrong really
for me it's https://youtube.com/watch?v=A3qK0iPWBR8
i like this song by former cricketer stuart broadits comfyhttps://youtu.be/uSAHz4re77s?si=Szo7v804d0OyYmWR
>>144551558This post in your accent is hilarious How's golf and stripey pants you deano retard
Pro-tip: if you're going to wear a shirt uou found in a rubbish bin, put it through a washing machine and clean the stains first.
>>144551577>but his /fa/ness really is offensively badSource?
time for bed ladssleep well dont think too much about life and what you could have done better an' thatjust accept where you are in life without regret and try to make small improvements here and there if you want to god bless x
>>144551323>ynr the USS Liberty incident
>>144551612I'm from Brighton I sometimes like the tarquin posing as a poor person lookSorry I will always be this wayGet over it
bard's coat was better, objectively speakingnot so easy when you can't rig that like you rigged the /cric/ poll
>>144551628Goodnight
>>144551577yes you definitely dress better you obese Anglo neek lmao >>144551599
wtf some cunts made some shit ripoff of redgumhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=2s4slliAtQU
Zachy pull your fucking pants down
>>144551649bards coat is awful and straight proper neeky the fact you rate it just shows what limited taste you have Your ideal fashion is basically the President of North Korea except if he was a deano laptop thumber lmao
>>144551625hmmm a good starting point might be every post about clothes he's ever made lmao
>>144551628good night lad
>>144551676Clean my faeces you kiwi nonceI will knock you outEven harder than prabath is about to you in your 4th '''''''innings'''''''Kek
>>144551644>""""""posing"""""" poor personKEKKEKKEKEK
WHITE DOORNINTH FLOORSILENT NUMBERIT'S AUTUMN ON A COLD AVENUETELEX INTERCEPTHE SIPS A CIGARETTEWARMS UP HIS VDUHE GETS HIS KICKSFROM MICROCHIPSHIS ORDERS FROM THE CIABIROBUGS AND LASERSCASUAL SURVEILLANCEBOARDROOMS AND COMMUNIQUESDON'T USE YOUR PHONE AND DON'T USE MINEDON'T SPEAK TREASON THEY'RE TAPPING THE LINEBREAK IN STAKE OUT TELL IT IN CODEEVERYTHING IS LEGALANYTHING GOESNIGHT'S GETTING DARKER AND THE ILL WIND BLOWSYOUR LIFE'S IN A DATA BANK AT ASIO
>>144551718That's the plan, I'll clean your faeces with my cock. You're my little gimp
>>144551683yh man u the expect bruhExpect on the fashun bruhnever leave ur laptop but u the expert on the fashun bruh
i've missed zachy vs kiwi posting ngl
>>144551745mindbroken
what happened to the kiwi hater poster?that lad bullied like 95% of them off this general and only a couple have recently started coming back. he was pretty dedicated kek.
>>144551784i forgot about that blokei need to stop drinking
>>144551763Welsh doesn't crack so that's impossible
>>144551784Got mindbroken and arse fucked by big strong kiwis
https://youtu.be/I31rZ3G0N6k?si=LUs3gInPIhUTpom3Pavement aren't that bad really
Rattled by the Rush is the best thing they did
When I'm bouldering I look strong desu This was my calling but my parents never had a clue, how could they. They got me into tarq tennis toil instead My kids will be world champs at Bouldering
>>144551889not true this it it
beer, bouldering, tennisall pointless vicesyou need religion
>>144551944no but Steven May
>>144551644real generational tarqs are probably going around with boring frumpy beige trousers, chequered shirt and a worn jumper/sweatshirt that looks like it's seen about 15 years
'chabin bla x
>>144552027ffs this is exactly what I'm wearing now but I'm lower middle class
fuck off sebbo
see first reply ITT
>>144552093this desu
https://youtu.be/O9MvdMqKvpU?feature=sharedIt's mad like Defending your land, like Palestinians or Irish people, you become the terrorist Literally akin to falling Pocahontas a terrorist
>>144552130>>144552093alri icky x
>>144551720Gottem kek
Welsh cracks
Sorry but I cant condone a lot of what Isreal doesNever will be able to genetically Might be a Welsh thing
just chucked my vape out the window lads in case it was made in Hungary lol
never met anyone welsh called zach
“Never lose hope, be persistent and stubborn and never give up. There are many instances in history where apparent losers suddenly turn out to be winners unexpectedly, so you should never conclude all hope is lost.”― Theodore J. Kaczynski
luff BibiLUFF the mozzhate 'bullahs plain 'nuff said x
>>144553012don't think that's working out for zuckerberg and metaverse
>>144553043Based Shri BibiFrom the river to the seaGreater Israel it will be
>>144551784>bullied 95% of them off this generalI'm pretty sure I'm the only Kiwi who even interacted with him, just because I found his posts funny and he couldn't resist making more if I kept replying to himThen I went away for like a month and now he seems to have vanished, kinda sad actually I hope he's doing ok
>>144553012BasadoGreen is the warmest colour
Nobody knows what sleep does anywayYour wounds actually heal quicker during consciousness than during sleepSleep probably has psychological benefits, like it allows you to unpack and start again. But physical benefits of sleep are probably a giant myth desu
Surely gotta bring a pair of APC jeans if youre going France
>>144553942Are you stupid
>>144554354think he's trying to recreate his beer contains no calories meme
>>144554354To be honest, no, not one bit
>>144553942Why do you start hallucinating and eventually die if you don't sleep then
hello englishfrens ready to lose again i hope?
>>144552013May i
I'm Not English
I am Welsh (black)
>SL v NZ rest dayhuh?
Was britjeet, dare I say it, right all along
fuck surrey
I did book a 6:30 train but I might just go home whenever you know Can do that as a railway VIP
fuck somersetlosers!
alri /cric/how is the HUNDRED doing this year?
>>144555604tier 2 nations like NZ aren't quite well equipped enough to be able to play for 5 days straight so as long as both sides agree a rest day can be used mid-way through the test.
Reckon Sri Lanka are going to win New Zealand are going to lose
>>144556757Rain on its way to save kiwis for nth time
if NZ lose, everyone loses. Except Sri Lanka I guess
>It is the first time a test has featured a rest day since December 29, 2008, when Bangladesh were hosting Sri Lanka in Mirpur and the match paused for the local parliamentary election.>The only other rest day in a test this century was on December 30, 2001, when Sri Lanka hosted Zimbabwe and play stopped for Poya day – a monthly Buddhist holiday marking the new moon.Oh I see, Sri Lanka is the problem.
if it was in the middle of a series of 5 matches it'd be a test day iykwim haha
>>144556960you cannot be serious
>>144557277i'm serious and don't call me shirley
Grigy
>>144557291haha ok shirley *winks at rest of /cric/*
ravichandran ashwin
>>144558318Controversial statement m8>>144557277Today's a rest day ? Fuck lel
ok i'm not claiming to be moses or anything but i think i had a premonition last night in my sleep and i'm petrified now it was just someone who i couldn't see warning me about March 2025, whispering at first then screaming about it what the fuck is that about then
>>144558496meth mostly
dreams are just dreams I wouldn't worry about it
>>144558496How did you distinguish this premonition from any regular dream you had
You do any reading? Kinda keen about jung
Just remembered something cringe I did when I was 12 and cringed irl
>>144558584i never remember them normally but woke up in a right state after this one, very vivid. reali think the end of the world looms lads
>>144558593>inb4 no but Steven May
kino Pant hundoMissed the lad.
>>144558627meant for>>144558616
The duality of test cricket, watched Pant's majestic blitz now I gotta watch the donkey KL shit his pants trying to save his career.
>>144558496end of the fiscal yearhe obviously was warning you to do your self assessed tax return
Dragon quest XI on the cards this weekend
>>144558688>watching rabbit-in-headlights batsman trying to save his failed test careerBasically all of 90s a*glo shitter cricket
>>144558822state
more grown up game than assassin's creed or call of dooty
>>144558965kek is that the game he plays?
good game
can you stream it so i can watch you play
>>144559003...yh
Black midi are actually better than bcnr
One chose looks other chose books
thinking the closing track on the new Magdalena Bay album might be SOTY (desu)
good album desuway, way better than brat
Whoops, looks like Gambhir and Rohit fucked up the declaration.There's ike 2.5 days left, what's the point in declaring so early even with a 500 lead? Should have made bangbros suffer in the heat and declared with 10 overs left in the day. Right now the pitch isn't even doing anything and batting is a breeze.
>>144559151I SPLIT THE APPLE DOWN SYMMETRICAL SIDES
wtf is this about lmao? games gone
zoomer bowlers are conditioned on t20 / donedred cricket so can only bowl like 30 balls a day each
>>144559126love her vocals
>>144559126shit tame impala x mgmt ripoff
>>144559081terrible take>>144559126good take
it's a good album because it's basically chillwave revival
There is nothing to discuss about musicEither like it or you don'tSimple as
yeah but what about the chords and shit bro? what if it has cool chords??? gotta talk about that
Beat poopeelia in cricket again lads
thankfully i only like good music, every song I like is great. good taste is a bless. honestly feel bad for all the plebs that like bad music.
>>144559410do you like that doongadoonga indian song?
he must like poop (pop) music haha
basilberg looms
just accidentally killed one of gods creations lads :(
>>144559447would pick that little runt up by the scruff of its neck and then drop-kick it into the sea if i could
>>144559441did u know u cant spell crap without rap hah
know what my first official v6 climb is going to be isn't being reset for another 6 weeks so I'll get it on film before then
v6 is a type of engine mate
delusions of v6 after he fluked a couple of v5s at the reddit sofa gym
>>144559425link it
Birth control is not an issueI wipe it all off with a tissue
>>144559524cant be bothered
the hollyoaks cafe gym
reminder this is where zachy statpadsit even has its own designated laptop thumbing areas lmao
loldon't actually rate that one at all stopped going
Bangladesh will win
Feel like test cricket might enter a Renaissance period in the late 2020s
>>144559560kek my Nan could climb that
>>144559808that's the spirit
>boulderingwhat the fuck is the point
>>144559636>we'll have a declare thankswith 2.5 days to go and the pitch turning into a batting paradise.rohit and gambhir doing their best dumb and dumber impression.
no real point. it's the crossfit of gen zthe exercise is basically pull ups but they have to have all the additional reddit stuff (coffee culture, colourful grips, special shoes etc) to make it seem meaningful and unique
>>144559845meeting other redditors
>>144559845Meeting other homosexuals
>>144559845meeting other toothpick armed neeks
>>144559845meeting other /cric/ members
>>144559893based direst ever take lad
cricket at 11am boxing from 4pmday is SORTED
what snacks shall I get from waitrose
>>144560083no deanoball?
>>144559882Trying to finish a day early to get a round of golf in. a*glo shitterball is spreading
>>144560098Carrot and celery sticks + hummus
>>144559997no, it's completely correct and r/bouldering is your homepage so pipe down
lots of nang yatties in London ngl
CAMON ENGLAND
needs to be some sort of policy to disperse them across the country
>fielding first AGAINJust went for a steaming nice Potts-bowling-in-ODIs
>Zaltz namechecking the Zester/147/ lurker confirmed
>>144560361CrossFit is some dire dead fad for fat neeks who were too lazy to load a barbell and progressive overload Climbing is primal
GET THIS SHORT CUNT OFF THE STRIKE
>woakes has a snooker ton>lineker has a 147
>>144560834gen alpha will speak of bouldering the same way next decade and you'll seethe
>>144560846>Steven Finn saying Woakes is good at everything Except bowling outside of England he forgot
DUH DUH DUH-DU
I hate head
REVIEW IT
>>144560861nah
DONT REVIEW IT
LOST THE REVIEWLOST THE NARRATIVELOST THE SERIES
CUM HARD CUM HARDER EVEN HARDER
my bouldering bag absolutely reeks di lads
bowling first has never worked in the history of cricket
>>144559347huh? sounds nothing like Tame Impala reallyreckon you're just trying to promote 1 of the 2 decent Aus contributions to music (Nick Cave's the other) in history. I'd probably do the same desu
>>144561125https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/pakistan-tour-of-england-2010-426350/australia-vs-pakistan-1st-test-426394/full-scorecardThis test match sprung to mind instantly
you might be right
cmon Shanto...score a 100 you shit cunt!
just washed my arse, fr
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF HEAD STUPID MOUSTACHE FUCKINGFUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF
LNER larps as an airline Bear grills larps as a boulderer
>>144561225>convict was a kanglu all alongExplaons a lot
is this camera man drunk
bear grills actually climbs outdoorswhy would he demote himself to a redditler
baking
it's really not that warm mate haha
>>144561329was just a shitpost mate
If Travis Head's first name were Richard he would be Dick Head
GONE GOTTEMLONG WALK FOR SHORTARSE
GOOOOOOOOOONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF >>144561428>>144561428>>144561428
into the tail already. Sad!
SMUDGE
