Games tonight, Friday, Sept. 20>7 p.m. | Union at Springfield | FloSports>7 p.m. | Southern Connecticut State at Bentley | FloSports>7:30 p.m. | Stanford at Syracuse | ESPN>8 p.m. | No. 24 Illinois at No. 22 Nebraska | FOX>10 p.m. | San Jose State at Washington State | CW NetworkLast >>144528133
Goldy!
>>144546557>NO MEANS NObut she never will say NO because....
Go Dukes
>>144546568>because....they ALL want it
>>144546568Because of the implication
TRAVIS HUNTER & THE PRIMATES
I don't like college girls because they're airheaded, prudish, and insufferable.I'm actually more interested in MILFs these days.
>>144546568Gotta pop by the department store and get a nice mattress for the boat.
>>144546596>I don't like COLLEGE girls because they're airheaded, prudish, and insufferable.hate to break it to you, sweaty> lol, thinks old stuffing beat out of punching bags ("milfs") aren't insufferable twats
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>144546596How to get milfs
>>144546649>How to get milfsseeking.com or fetlifeyou will have literally hundreds to choose from. They all want to get railedYou will not enjoy becoming a monger - you probably just are immature and don't want to grow up if you're seeking "milfs"
>>144546649be 6 feet tallgo on dating sites
>>144546649athletic department events
>>144530547don't look her up nowi've warned you
Rate my gf bros
DORM ROOM HIJINX
>>144546754How big is her penis
>>144546764>*not a dorm room*
>>144546649I don't know. I went to a bar after a high school reunion wearing a nice blazer and slacks and two milfs started unbuttoning my shirt. The hot brunette took me to the bathroom where she took a piss and I fingered her afterwards but I was too drunk and spergy to rail her in the bathroom. Got both their numbers because they were teasing me about a threesome but they never responded. Oh well there's always next time right anons?
>>144546703What in the literal fuck
>>144546854grim
>college grils
>>144546644*hasn't been relevant since cam newton in your path*
and a little bit of chicken fried
wonder ((who))'s behind the recent slut-spam
>>144546896That looks like that bitch that races nascar
>>144546941Considering it’s not cuck or tranny shit I’d say people that are fond of a painter from your country.
>>144546941Sorry did you want to discuss conference realignment for 8 trillionth time?
SECchads we in here
Prepare your assholes Miami (OH), the Irish are coming
What are we watching tonight?
>>144546984Yeah, because what's hotter then these thots is Memphis, Tulane and USF are being considered a "package deal" for the Pac 12 and if one goes they all go, which is largely in convincing Memphis. If at least one don't then it will be UTSA invited, and if they have to go to MWC again they'd consider UNLV, Air Force or Utah State https://sports.yahoo.com/go-west-the-next-wave-of-realignment-is-in-memphis-hands-135625431.html
I’m kind of looking forward to the Texas Tech and Arizona State game. Looks like it’ll be fun.
Instagram has warped my perception of what is pretty, because I was walking around LSU's campus and saw very few girls that stood out. I thought the SEC was full of 10s.
>>144547350You’re still less fucked in the head than I am. I never saw a single 10 during my time at Tennessee.
>>144547340Big12 has some bangers this weekend! K-State-BYU night game will be fun too.
>>144546984Probably gonna watch some highlights from Tulane’s 1998 undefeated season. Tommy Bowden was the HC and Rich Rod was the OC. I’m wondering what their offense looked like.>>144547272Stanford-Syracuse for spaghettiball Illinois-Nebraska for PLAYOFF IMPLICATIONS>>144547350Yes anon your brain is rotting. Plus instagram thots take 50 photos of themselves every day and pick the best one. They always look worse in real life. I’ve seen 3 10/10s in my life.
>>144547350The south is full of dysgenic obese mutants.
>>144546703>don't look her up now>i've warned youMOTHER OF GOD
>>144547272Ill-Neb should be kino
>>144546941>wonder ((who))'s behind the recent slut-spaminitial findings from our investigation point to> my penisfaggotpilled> "OH NOES! DON'T BE ATTRACTED TO THE FEMALE BODY!!!!!!!!!!"
>>144547406they're all in nashville
>florida
>>144547535You mean Nebrnois?
https://twitter.com/TCUFootball/status/1837144695731834920Idk what TCU is complaining about they played a conference game last year on streaming exclusively
>>144546672>he goes on seeking for “milfs”Are you ugly? I’ve used it for undergrads here and there, but never anyone over 21. I’ve had pretty good experiences with it, I didn’t even have to pay all that much (but I’m also 6’4” and have hair and all that).
It's over, college football is literally modern slavery and needs abolishmenthttps://www.thenation.com/article/society/abolish-college-football/
Alright goldy bros, I’m in Minneapolis for the next six hours. What should I do?
>>144547751Where are you staying
>>144547726Problem?
>>144547751Hop on the next plane
>>144547751Take fentanyl and try to buy something with a fake $20.
>>144547726Man how bad have things gotten in Tallahassee?
>>144547770The suburbs in an airbnb. Just left and am headed to the city.
How we feeling tonight NeBros?
>>144547834Kinda depends where you’re going. Can check out the mill ruins and grab some lunch at Aster. Or bop around North Loop. Grab a beer at Cuzzy’s.
>>144547726>>144547778IT'S A LEAF!DAY OF THE RAKE WHEN?
>Ranked Friday night game
>>144547272the one with buuuUUUURRRPPP Bielema in it
>racist plantation dynamics
>>144547675>I’ve used it for undergrads here and there, but never anyone over 21I'm 50...i used it for 23-26 yos.I mention it because its teeming with 30+ dogs that classify as "MILFs"Thats like shopping for expired milk
>>144546921A COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>>144547726I'm not giving this queer a click
Can't loseCan't be proven wrong
>>144546764Share the link to the set ya tease
>>144547726>reparations for playing college footballDeeply unserious article
>>144547656they're always crying about something
>>144547535Nebraska has some great fans and a raucous stadium atmosphere along with an experienced tenured coach like Matt Rhule. It's the best game on tonight. Plus it's the first time Illinois and Nebraska have been ranked and faced a ranked opponent in over 8 years. This is an exciting game for both sides. Looking forward to this one. I-L-L!
>>144548009As a fan I should be able to claim reparations for my time lost watching a sub-mid display of football
Scott Frost just needed more time.
>>144548058Nebraska fans like you deserve nothing
>>144548092Just one more season bro please one more season is all and we'll be in a Frost Advisory bro
>>144547726stop playing.pay for your degree.simple as.
>>144547979https://archive.is/nvhvR
B1G Champs
I just realized that the MWC got cucked out of a conference title game unless they scrounge the fcs
Free money
>>144548254The 12 team limit was abolished
>>144548302It's a 10 team limit now, and they'll have 8 members
Coach Marsupial
>>144548379It's sad, but capsaicin has no effect on coach reptile. That man just can't enjoy spicy food
>>144547884I went to the UofM campus to see if the girls were as cute as the ones posted in every thread by that one coomer. There was a really fat tour guide walking backwards on a microphone. She was loudly out of breath. Kind of funny.
>>144547934How much does it cost? $300-500 for one fuck?
>>144548297>West VirginiaAnon, I…
>>144548051How the fuck did we get four home games in a row?
>>144548415go by the greek stretch and start shitposting
>>144548481Where’s that
>>144548457>How much does it cost? $300-500 for one fuck?lol....$0that site is wacko. it takes all types. You can arrange anything with anyone. There are some broads on there legitimately trying to 'date' (lol), but its a blend of chicks wanting 'sugar daddies', then there are low-key prostitutes (pay per meet), strippers and bigly hooker/escorts. I've done them all just for the thrill of it all. Real helpful when you move to a new area
>>144548549University Ave. Take some pics.
>>144548549can't remember, haven't been since we played them. you'll know when you see it
Have any of you stayed at a Graduate hotel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VewEbQiNlTs
>>144548562Yeah so if it’s all sugar babies, prostitutes, and escorts how are you fucking them without paying? Aren’t they only there for the money?
C O L L E G ET A N L I N E S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdAHluPWaIg
>>144548877average SEC specimen on spring break
>>144546900>doesnt mention his team for rebuttalweak.
>>144548457Depends on you. I often paid zero, but it was like some weird quasi-dad/daughter thing>hey I need money for textbooks >alright, here you go And then she wouldn’t ask for anything for weeks or months. >hey I need some money for a trip>alright, don’t get in trouble though >I won’t And so on. I would buy her clothes I wanted her to wear, then we would fuck, she would complain about shit, I’d complain about shit, and that was that. It’s weird.
>>144548864>how are you fucking them without paying? Aren’t they only there for the money?depend on how you vibe with them.I've had chicks INSIST on coming over and 'treating' me with the assumption of babying them later (dumb move) also had two broke chicks text me at 2 in the morning (separately) to come over and fuggg.....had a threeway then they asked for money and I was all like, "nah...should've told me before". women are not bright, anonYou gotta play the odds. I would message hundreds on there and vet them all on what they're willing to do. If they're hot or young I don't mind paying. Escorts will quable over $/hour. Lotta of the amateurs will stick to a flat-rate ($300 for visiting, which could be 4-5 hours)That said, do i have a shot at getting paid here???
>>144546984the season is in full swing. it isnt march. no one cares about washington state and oregon state making another scrub conference.
>>144548876>C O L L E G E>T A N L I N E Sits a jannytrap
>>144546544>ohio
>South Florida in the Pac 12>California and Stanford in the ACC>B1G and Big 12 are just whoever the fuck at this pointThis is the least sustainable shit I've ever seenLol at all the fans of teams getting "lifeboats" who think this will last beyond the 2030's contract expirations
>>144547467cant be racist on blue boards, anon. also, spend less time in walmart and mcdonalds
>>144548864>Aren’t they only there for the money?pls no ban me, janny - i'm answering the man's questioni love college football
How much do you want to bet some faggots are going to cry about FSU beating Cal tomorrow?
>>144548946nobody should care about any team that isn't a favorite to make the cfp title game.
>>144549045thats idiotic. you sound like a cuckeyes fan. show us your cowboys poster.
>>144549045NFL brain
>>144549045Someone tell him he is as bad as yankees fan. we are living in a zero salary cap age atm
>>144549045boring
>>144549093>>144549105>>144549135>erm, nobody cares about some irrelevant conference>well your team is also never going to win theirs, so why bother>NOOOOOO ITS BECAUSE IT JUST MEANS MORE WE'RE RELEVANT BECAUSE WE'RE WITH TEE SHIRT FAN SCHOOLS REEEE
>thats idiotic. you sound like a cuckeyes fan. show us your cowboys poster.>NFL brain>Someone tell him he is as bad as yankees fan. we are living in a zero salary cap age atm>boring
>>144549207I look like this and sound like this
>>144546644Based Tiger bot
>>144546596Middle age women are simply able to hide all that shit for a bit long than the average college girl but it's all still there. That's fine if you dispose of them when they start getting annoying.
Based Paul is live
>>144549253>Middle age women are simply able to hide all that shit for a bit long than the average college girl but it's all still there.
>>144549354>hide all that shitjannys don't say shit unless you start banning Tx uil poster that shits up these threads
>>144548938>>144548970Lmao okay so you guys are either pulling Jewish tricks to get out of payment or you are actually paying these women in some form.>>144549045Why?
>>144547108What are the weirdest college football themed items you can buy? Both officially licensed and Ali chink shit.>>144546984Conference realignment is associated with /cfb/ while random sluts is only tangentially so. At least Goldy poster has girls in Minnesota gear. Not that I really mind seeing slut posts but this is the internet, there's no shortage of places to see them. If you're going to post them, just don't clutter the thread with a bunch of them. >>144547272CW After Dark might be fun but west coast teams are spaghetti factories and you never know if it's going to be funny spaghetti or cringe spaghetti. I have to cheer for San Jose State in that game because WSU is shit for what they did to based Rolo.
>>144549380>Lmao okay so you guys are either pulling Jewish tricks to get out of payment or you are actually paying these women in some form.all the text exchanges in this thread are minehttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/418361806/#418372013some are worth paying for, some not. We're talking hundreds of women (i'm) interacting with on there....they aren't all the same
>>144549364>my finances can’t keep up with how expensive my tastes are>get myself to a point where I’m proudtop fucking kek>>144549384I’m always rocking my lucky WVU garter for the game.
>>144549364
>>144549398This really doesn't seem like a bad strat. I just paid a couple hundred bucks to watch my team lose last weekend. Plus if you go down the list and start adding up gas/food/drinks/etc. you're going to be paying a couple hundred bucks to go out 3-4 weekends a month and then act like you don't "pay for pussy".
>>144549345
>>144548960It actually is sustainable for football with the amount played, the revenue earned and the importance for each gameFor basketball? Far less but still feasible For any other sport? lol nope
>>144549603just dissolve the NCAA, alreadyTurn this into club ball and pimp out the college colors & logos to the club. Its death by paper cuts now and the product is turning to shit
too many orange teams falsely believing they are back
>>144549547>you're going to be payingits more to do with the TIME> time with a woman is not gonna be funwhy?> because they expect things to be catered to THEMWhen the man holds the terms> she shows up FOR him> devotes herself to HIS pleasure> then, fucking, LEAVESAll it takes is to be upfront with your intentions. It won't work for every woman but for those that it does, you get exactly what you're after.
>>144549481
>>144547656For fans, the cw is one of the best choices possible since it's over the air and the cw covers move geography than any of the "Big Four" tv networks. Contrast that with finding out your school is playing on Flosports, which most have no idea how to access.
>>144549658Only poor universities or left behind universities need to whore themselves like that.
>>144548009It's a Canadian academic. You're right that it shouldn't be taken seriously but that shit is taken seriously in academia. Xe likely thinks this is the take down of college sports that will propel xim into the big leagues of academia. More likely a bunch of leftist leafs will nod their heads in agreement about a athletic system that has nothing to do with them, a few /cfb/ fans will see it and seethe, while the college football world marches on without ever knowing xe exists.
>>144547513she fucked a nigger and now she's a lard ass kek
>>144549727thats kind of the thing, a program like Michigan has enough cache to branch OFF from the NCAA and make its own rules. Most of the premiere P5 teams would follow after the NCAA disbands. The problem would be controlling the product / making it consistent because there would be 1/2 the DI programs folding. Those that remain would have to compete with the facilities of a Bama / Michigan / OSU, which they can't unless there is some time of revenue sharing
after we beat BC we will be ranked! and then osu will bootyclap our cheeks consensually then raped by oregon. 50/50 vs trash michigan winning get back to getting votesthen get ranked by beating iowathen raped again by indiana, jfc indiana!then win the last 3, not afraid of poolinois or butgers best scenario9-3 capital one bowl
>>144546854Coalburner thangs.What do you guise think: meth or fent?
>>144547340I'm thinking this has a high potential for meme game shenanigans.
>>144548297First rule of sports betting: Never make a wager involving Auburn. They have mathematically been proven to be the most difficult to predict FBS team.pic unrelated
>>144546854damn that makes me sad. los angeles and miami should be nuked
>>144549876its more a bet on the qb behind him cant be worse than thorne (threw 5 ints last game). if he isnt better the then auburn is still at home versus arkansas. if he is better then the line is wrongonly made a 5 leg becuase of the boost and it probably helps account health
>>144549827The people who attend/attended those universities thus do not care. The universities they care about playing are also well enough off to branch out and go it alone, so why would they care? They are right to call the people bitching left behind because that’s what they are: left behind. I fully expect the SEC and B1G to branch off and the Tennessee thing will be quietly revoked and memoryholed once revenues and boosters get sorted out. Those two conferences will become the “new” D1 with its own system.
>>144548960Yeah I’m wondering what happens in 2030 when all the tv deals expire at the same time. I don’t understand why the B1G/SEC doesn’t kick out their shitter programs either.
>>144549958Because there’s zero need to and it would set a dangerous precedent. The biggest programs have all had stretches where they were shitters.
>>144549958>I don’t understand why the B1G/SEC doesn’t kick out their shitter programs either.They don't have the votesWisconsin isn't gonna kick out Indiana and Maryland because they know they're next
>>144549958Penn State is mediocre to bad and if the rhythmic slapping didn’t get them kicked out then Vanderbilt isn’t getting kicked out.
>>144549384Pretty sure this was a one-off creation and not something you can buy in stores or online but I was leaving an Auburn game and passed by an elderly gentleman in a nice looking navy suit with orange pinstripes.When I got closer, I could see that the pinstripes weren't actually lines, they were "War Eagle" written in cursive over and over again. Absolute swag. Probably slayed endless pussy sixty years ago.
>>144549958vs who? brands still bring in money despite the B1G plains having shit recruiting. culture could change in america and white bois have been getting faster
>>144550019they are basically michigan before the cheating. never the breakthrough wins.
>>144549958>all the tv deals expire at the same timeThey don't. That's something plebbit was pushing yesterday. Then someone went back and checked the contracts and it turned out to only be a couple of conferences. The SEC/ESPN contract is through 2034. The Big XII ends in 2031 (so close but not the same thing as 2030). CFP expires in two year and we have no idea how long the next contract will be for.
Gruden said he wants to coach college football. Which program should hire him?
>anon, i noticed you posted some negative things during the usf game. you're not bandwagon, are you
>>144546672>seeking.comThis works?
>>144550146>Nice accordion neck you fat bitch.
>>144550142>Which program should hire him?Umass>>144550151>>seeking.com>This works?if you're looking for pussy, yes.
>>144550142mississippi state unironically
>>144550142Mississippi State was my first thought as well
>>144547410>Baylormore like BAElor
>>144546544she's probably like 4'5''
>>144549958most shitter schools are good in other sports. vandy plays good base ball.
awful thread
>>144550756they cant hit the ball only pitching
>>144549876yes. never bet on auburn, never bet against alabama.
>>144550772teams that have good pitching tend to win games. yes.
>>144550800they cant win anything that matters becuase they have good pitching and shit bats same with arkansas
>>144550811by your example, no team that hasnt wont a natty shouldnt exist.
>>144550832*won
>>144548479>refuse to go on the road for non- conference>wow we have so many home games
hey cornfuckers after you lose to my Fighting Illini tonight gonna cry yourself to sleep? Maybe shove a corn cob up your bum, huh? Pull it out of your rectum and eat the little doo doo pieces off of it huh? Make AI porn of Ruhle licking the poop from beilema big old butt huh? Fucking corn freaks kys.
>>144551232Can't hear you over the sound of our 400th sellout
>>144551232Your school is in bumfuck nowhere
>App State getting App State'd
>>144550097Truly, the ass to mouth of the b1g except with gay raping kids in the showers. At least ass to mouth is masculine gay.
>>144547726He’s right you know.
>>144551278Imagine wanting to live and go to school in the middle of some urban cesspool.
>>144547726>One former player told us, “The biggest shit that gets me pissed is when people say we get paid enough. That, like, we get paid with our education and that’s like ‘priceless’ or whatever shit they say. That’s a fucking joke, bruh. Like, first off, the value I am bringing as a football player is worth way fucking more than college tuition and cutting me a check for rent. Do history majors fucking sell out [redacted stadium]? Do fucking computer scientists get 80,000 people out to watch them fucking code? The worst is when guys like [Tim] Tebow, or whoever else used to play, get up on TV and tell us we should be grateful for the opportunity of playing college football. Did his degree get him a job as a TV guy? Naw man, his national titles did.… It’s fucked that coaches drive around in Range Rovers and shit and make millions of dollars, and I can’t even get a plate of tacos without hiding it or getting in trouble.”Don’t think /cfb/ is ready for that discussion.
>200 reposts of the same unremarkable slutssure love coming to 4chan to talk football
>>144550142he absolutely needs to go to a MAC program and get them to lead the nation in rushing. Kent State or Miami Ohio or something. after that, >>144550188>>144550188
>>144551425Was this article from 10 years ago? What the fuck?
>>144550142Needs to go to a shitty place like Vandy where they can fundraise because of him
>>144549364>the guys pussy bragging in this thread are just porn addicts fucking fetal-alcohol-affected 80 iq impoverished white trash prostitutesLol
How does such a great stadium get wasted on such a shit team
>>144551425>nigger doesn't appreciate how much work it takes to make rent and pay for schoolcrazy news
>>144551278That's literally every non urban college
Are domed stadiums going to become common soon?
>>144551511Love stadiums built into the ground, simple as
Since we are talking about stadiums, when UCF will play in its new one?
>>144551539I love stadiums burnt into the ground
>>144551472Nashville isn't that bad if you stay out of the tourist/dirty spots.
Probably wont watch any games tomorrow. Gonna take my chick for a motorcycle ride. We're gonna go to Erewhon and get smoothies. Then maybe check out the new Dollar Tree that opened up. If there's a good looking primetime game I might put it on.
Illinois @ Nebraska can be interesting.
>>144546594hmhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)
>>144551511>generic concrete bowl with turf field and dime a dozen desert mountain next to itwow i sure wish my team played there
You know I like my chicken fried
>>144551530Only for postseason play in the sissy parts of the country.
>>144551583This one was a real barn burner.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuBXFfc50Vg&t=38
>>144549253this, women literally don't mature beyond 16 years old mentally. Anybody who has dated or worked with "successful" career women knows this. They still gossip like high schoolers and cry about dumb shit all the time
>>144551841>>144549253>>144546596No one cares that you cant get laid.
>>144550142Colorado for the media seethe it would cause
Illinois WILL beat Nebraska tonight
>>144551667Dude, when you're getting paid to be an offensive coordinator, you can't take a Saturday off in September.
>>144549354>>144549364>globalists have raped the US so hard that young people with college degrees and military service have to prostitute themselves out to survivemodern USA is worse than weimar germany desu
>>144551908CFB coach seems like the perfect job to get out of fall weddingst. have to go to a fucking wedding tomorrow and another in October
>>144551232>barely beat an overrated Kansas team that handed you the game via turnovers>start getting cockylooks like it's going to be the Fighting Sneeds buck breaking another arrogant team in prime time tonight
>>144551932aren't you the same anon who got a relative's marriage a week ago? I dont remember if they were Auburn fans or wahtever
>>144551425Stupid fucking knee grows don’t understand those stadiums would be sold out if the teams were made up of local white guys.
>>144551906Nope
>>144551964No, this is my first wedding this season
>>144551919Maybe she should have shacked up with somebody rather than slut it up. All female “veterans” have herpes or worse.
>>144551232>>144551278>>144551419>>144551525>flyovers arguing about living in butt fuck no where
>>144552204Tell me about the NYC school, the Philadelphia School, and the Chicago School
>>144552222NYU, U of Chicago, & Temple are all better schools than your flyover state schools
>>144551919third world country with a Gucci belt
>>144552248checks out
>>144551491Always have been anon. Then they say “I don’t pay them” and post screenshots of them paying.>>144551539Pretty soulful, but I’m happy they built a new stadium off campus. I’m not sure how you could park or tailgate at the old one.
>>144552248>san jose state scoring 35 ptscalling bullshit on this one
>saves FSU or Florida's football program
>>144552248do OK-TN
>>144552486no
What better place to eat before a HS football game than DQ?
>>144552415That isn't Coach Primate
>>1445465441st for Stanford upsetting Syracuse
>>144552486Wait a second I'll do it
bunch of fags still at work dead sport
Meal of chompions
>great campus>beautiful women walking around everywhere>three of them made eye contact with me and smiledGoldychads, I fucking kneel.
>>144552486
>>144546544Some molested girls get tattoos, some go into porn, some dive into alcohol and drugs, and some work out too much
idk if I should watch Dale Jr or Nebraska vs Illinois.
>>144552670LOL
>>144552822NASCAR rigged a truck race for a black kid. Fuck that
>>144552745
>>144552755FUCK
>>144552742damn pick me up a hungr buster bro
Who's Jannetty?
one Heisman please
Stanford looks... like Alabama
>>144552742What's worth ordering from DQ? I've only ever had blizzards and dilly bars, both worth ordering btw.
>>144552888illinois because nebraska is a blueblood
>>144552919Mr Misty
>>144552919in terms of food food? I don't know if the Flamethrower Chicken is still around, but that sandwich was amazing
>>144552919DQ or DQ Texas?
>>144552919they have better cheeseburgers than culvers
WHAT A CATCH
one hand catch by Stanford
Ayomanor better than Stanturd deserves
better than OBJ
why is bella ramsay the latest slop bros they're not even hiding that they want us to eat shit anymore
the girl from GoT is too old and should not be on TV
>>144552961DQ Texas is a different menu. I ordered The Dude with bacon which is a chicken fried steak sammich, also had cheese bites and my wife got the taco saladSteak fingers with gravy are a good choice too
I thought Stanford was going to have some nasty trouble with Syracuse. But Stanfords smallest player is bigger than the biggest Syracuse player. KEK.
I can't even be bothered to follow the Wizards, why does the TV think I give a single solitary FUCK about the Mystics?
HOLY FUCKING COMMERCIALS
N
GIT ER DONE
>another chance to watch GODlan GODolaWhat a blessed evening.
>>144546544Time to kick some liberal city slicker asses. Where are my SneedCHADS at?
These mic’d up segments are so insightful
>>144553100Very Mahomesy
Raiola throws 3 picks tonight
>>144548479Have you been in a coma for the last couple years with conference openers as away games? >2023Opened at Minnesota and at Colorado>2022Northwestern in Ireland so not a home game>2021Opened at Illinois and game 4 was at Oklahoma>2020Weird covid year but opened at Ohio State and game 3 was at NorthwesternAbout time we get home games and an easy start
Fat Bert gonna shit all over the Sneedhuskers
>>144552919why are you fags in such a rush to consume slop?
Where does Dylan Raiola rank among the best QBs in the nation just 3 games into his freshman year?
>>144553102Lil Sneed reporting inGBR
>>144552921>nebraska is osborne babbiesftfy
>>144552857Based and Texan pilled. Had to buy my tickets online
Hope they open up with an onside kick
>McChud and that's why he's not playing at Ohio State anymore
>>144552745You forgot>walk outside>surrounded by Somalians
>>144553053Im still mad.
>>144553102I would HEEM the FUCK out every farmer in this entire country. I'll be outside of the Wendy's if any of you bitches wanna fuck around and find out.
This black dude is sweaty
>>144552919Free dillybar
>defender plays to the whistle>gets flagged for a late hit because reffies blew the play dead late reffie genocide when
>Cryan Cooper Gay chased Raiola away with his fraudulence>Raiola is singlehandedly reviving the Big Sneed Machine
>>144553135Ahem>literally invents collegiate S&Chttps://www.usastrengthcoacheshf.com/member/boyd-epley
>>144553102
>>144553053She looks like a child and (((they))) put her in an ad where she is linked with a 40 year old
This lion is about to vomit players
>>144553125I like how poised Raiola is. I look forward to dickriding him for the next 3 years.
>>144552919chicken basket
Battle of Obese Coaches
My high school is playing the school where I currently live and my kids go to. Who an I supposed to root for?
Based Waxahachie polo shirt Indian
Nebraska? kek more like nobraska
>>144552742>>144553228I hate ranch so much. Honey mustard is so much better.
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>>144553245Support your children because noone else cares
>>144553245Are your kids playing
>>144553245Your kids school if they’re playing, your school if they’re not.
>>144553267In the band lol
>>144553260>honey mustard at a Dairy Queenjust dip your strips in the Blizzard at that rate lmao
>>144553263This. If you have kids, you owe them the world because they didn't ask to be born.
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It's all over again Big Red Bros
>>144553251Yea
>>144553260People who “need” multiple sides of ranch for every meal should be shot in the street for the benefit of society.
Uhhhhhhhhh...SNEEDBROS???? WHAT'S HAPPENING????!?!?
remember when they were bitching about not being ranked? they only entered the top 25 after beating UMass and got gaped 45-6 by Oregon in the Fiesta Bowl
>>144553251meds
>>144553076My boomer dad who hasn’t given a fuck about the NBA since the Kobe Shaq feud watched every Caitlin Clark game or at least highlights. If there’s a time to force the WNBA meme it’s now.
>>144546644reminder
>>144553251Watching porn with a hog that massive gives off fag vibes bro
How do you dooo
huskerbros...
>>144553280Band is awesome. Best fans and they always show up.
>le blackshirts meme
>cornNIGGERS
I CAN'T SNEED
>>144553292Right, earlier I got mozz sticks from the tavern and they asked marinara or ranch. Who the fuck is dipping mozz sticks in ranch? One thing I hate about midwest stereotypes.
>>144553298
>>144553195A great contribution, but it stops being an advantage once everyone does it.
It's those Gucci loafers are giving Illinois the edge.
The Refs want to play Football so bad they are literally Refballing Stanford and Syracuse.
>>144553298THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>144553338there are some sides where ranch is the correct play, but mozz sticks in anything other than marinara should be punishable by execution.
>>144553153I didn’t see any of those in Minneapolis. Saw 2 or 3 in the mall of america.
>>144553338You can dip any appetizer in ranch and not be wrong
>>144553251There is a separate board for posts like this
>>144553228I miss the hot honey tendie basket FUCK YOU DQ for depriving me of tendies
cinnamon toast crunch or raisin bran
>>144553359stfu dweeb
>>144553033
>>144553367nah, mozzie sticks with anything other than marinara is wrong as fuck
>>144553359Who's Trump playing for tonight?
>>144553359TRUMP 2024
>>144553359I’m voting for Kamala but I want Trump to win.
>>144553372maple flavored raisin bran my nigga
>>144553284This is Howard Cosell. Look at that monkey run !
>>144553379That's a beaut>>144553383Socially acceptable I mean
>>144553359You have 6 weeks
>>144553305My dad watches the highlights too but for a purely racial reason
>>144553359kek the pisscord didn't like this one
back from a ban that i didnt know i had whats good
>>144553389I’m voting for Trump but I want Kamala to win
>>144553359see >>144553368
>>144553406>racial you know Caitlyn Clark is voting for a shitskin right?.. it’s because Taylor (kikebot) swift told her to
>>144553411No way, I'm voting for Kamala but I want Trump to win
>>144553359>doubting him when he has every statistical and mechanical advantage in his favor>thinking he'll lose to a woman>thinking he'll lose to a BLACK womanlol, anyways Illinois is going to win this game
oh, that's the dude that broke Shilo's arm? based
Raiola keeps impressing me bros. This dude will probably be pro ready by next year.
sneedbraska stadium seems kinda quiet
This Nebraska QB reminds me of Mahomes. He actually looks really good
Today I realized what an Illini is. It's just Illinois shortened. So they're the fighting Illinois of Illinois.
>>144553468Dude likes to truck people
lmao get fucked
>Raiola to Fideoneare they from Rutgers?
>>144553472>gets drafted by the Panthers
>penalty doesn't count because you made the play anywaylmao, if only all penalties were like that
>>144553475I hope he never plays football again
>>144553483shouldnt you be making some pizza
>>144553485Either Raiola or Arch Manning are being drafted by my Saints.
>>144553483yes
Who are the good guys here?
>>144553485He probably go to my Chiefs and learn under the GOAT
oh cool, McChud's lack of pocket awareness got him smoked and stripped.
>>144553500not the spanish
>>144553494But you have Based Carr though.
>>144553500
>>144553521He will be old by 2027. Gotta get another QB.
>>144553500honestly, both Nebby and Illy are pretty good guys, both have been on hard times and need some love
>>144553500'Cuse and The Fighting Lovie Smiths
Coach nigger
>>144553552oooh janny isn't gonna like this
>>144553534Rattler will be ready by then
Who are we voting for in November?
>>144553561the white man marches on
>>144553500Illinois
>reading the field>not forcing anything and taking what the D gives youGODola isn't a meme QB.
Turns out that wide receiver that burned Travis Hunter might be a hall of famer
>>144553572>Asian QBAI is drunk and retarded.
>>144553569coach prime
>>144553588We are overdue for a Japanese QB
>>144553598testicle
picked!
>>144553569>voting sure, you'll help fix all the country's problems THIS time
REF FELT DOWN
>iPhone 16Last time I kept track of this shit it was the iPhone 6.
>>144553603close enough
Yee-haw
>>144553385
>>144553569I write in Fran Tarkenton every time
>>144553615why is he touching disabled kids?
>>144553623so, BYU?
>>144553623No athletes but numerous NIL deals
>>144553621He was honestly worse than Ian Book
>these are both P4 teamshow and why?
>black receivers
My Illini :)
buuuUUURRRPPPP
*vomit noises*
>Sneedfuckers
>>144552240>NYU$94k per year for vid related.
>>144553647your team sucks, your perception of football comes from what the media tells you, you are a nerd who don't know anything about the game of football, and you should kill yourself.
>>144553659Is that a section 8 apartment building? What kind of ghetto you living in.
Has anyone else hurt their neck trying to suck their own dick? The pain has been lingering for a couple days now.
i love kai cenet
>>144553665brb, investing in whichever company sells food to the NYU dorms
I need to drink more beer or else Nebraska loses
>>144553676my team is ranked higher than either team on my tv right nowi worked as a team assistant during collegei've played more football than youagreed
>>144553647i'd rather watch this game desu
Hell yeah playing Brittney Spears
The football will now be replaced by a chicken with duct tape around its wings.
Illinois' last drive was a fluke. CHADhuskers got this.
>>144553681That’s a house built back when banks required 12% down on mortgages7-0 Celina
Ah another week of cupcakes Marshall vs Ohio stateUl Monroe vs Texas
FOOMBLE
lmao
>be Bret Bielema>get $50 million to take over Wisconsin program and have the most successful years in program history>get told to stop fucking college sluts or be fired because it's about to cause a scandal>"no">take $50 million from Arkansas and don't even bother trying because you can fuck as many college sluts as you want there without getting in trouble and football is an afterthought>eventually get fired>become Bill Belicheat's right hand man and instantly win owl>trick Illinois into hiring you for another $50+ million payday>styling all over Big Ten because the level of coaching in college has degenerated so badly over the last 10 years>run the secret head coach only Big Ten chat room and all the other coaches bow to your greatnessHas there ever been a chad as giga as Bret in college football history????? BTW he did all of this while weighing >400lbs.
>>144553723Marshall gonna shock the world tomorrow and thunder all over the suckeyes
aaaand it's over
E to the x, dy/dx, E to the x, dxCosine, secant, tangent, sine3.14159Square root, cube root, log of piDisintegrate them, RPI!
And it's only the first quarter.
7-7 tieFranklin running that wing-T
>>144546544I would like to have sex with this woman
Uhhhhhh ! Stanfords playbook dumbassery !
The Nebraska QB being a total Mahomes larper is so funny
>>144553735He worked with belicheck?
DON'T YOU FUCKING DOUBT US AGAINBIG SNEED IS BACKFUCK JANNIESDAB DAB DAB
>>144553701As if. I'm Tom Brady faggot. Suck my cock lil nigga, noone cares about your NAIA washout career.
It’ll be Raiola and Manning for the heisman next season
Kickoff returned for a touchdown 14-7 Celina
>>144553665>Anons, our HR job doesn't pay a living wage after making our student loan payments so you need to pay it for us!No idea why cityfags talk up their universities when this is what they churn out at a cost of around $400,000.
Coach Primate
>>144553782Iamaleava could be there too. Honestly, all 3 look solid prospects already. 2027 will be interesting.
>>144553801i am a gonna a leave him behind
Can't wait for my team to draft Raiola #1 in 2027
>>144553406Oh definitely the same for my dad. He talks about how much the “black lesbians” abuse Caitlin.
imagine copying a mutt mannerism for mannerism and not trying to be your own quarterback.. pathetic mutt nigger.
>>144553815I would turn your daddy out
>bring in a QB whose only interest in your shit program is family legacy>he immediately turns your shit program aroundSEE SCOTT? IT CAN WORK!
>>144553402Is this supposed to win Georgia? It’s in Tuscaloosa.
>>144553793
>>144553801Yup. Honestly next 3 seasons will have top tier qb play. Should be fun to watch
>>144553816
>>144553776THE SCARLET AND CREAM BABY
>>144553823Trump is already ahead in Georgia, retard
Bret constantly looks like he has a cold or bad allergies, he's always so RED
>>144553703Rensselaer is a kino name
This Sneed defense is TRASH.
>>144553825>thinnest North Carolinian
>>144553827
>>144553840"LOL" - Dominion & Smartmatic
>>144553770
>>144553850
>>144553859early voting requests in Georgia are down 80% from 2020, dumbass
>GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M SPELLING OUT THE NO-NO GAMER WORD LOOK I'M SO EDGY AND COOL AND CONTRIBUTING A LOT TO THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL THREAD kill yourselves
wake up McCord
>>144553864
>>144553876Who are you quoting schizo?
>>144553876
>>144553782this year is a good chance to have not-QB winner
>>144553880
>>144553880Buttgers
>>GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M SPELLING OUT THE NO-NO GAMER WORD LOOK I'M SO EDGY AND COOL AND CONTRIBUTING A LOT TO THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL THREAD >kill yourselves
>>144553904
>>144553904Post skin color
>>144553912malaysia
>>144553909>>144553876
>>144553917
>>144553499>multi millionaire in the show and real life >can’t fix those fucking teeth
>>144553921>>144553912Bunch of soft M A L A Y S I A N S in this thread
>>144553840Yeah because no candidate has ever lost a 1.7% lead before
This is Dumpf's America
illinois vs nebraska game is making me sleepy
>>144553950monke
>>144553958Based
>>144553958>Guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
>>144553950That’s so sweet of that werewolf trying to hold that lady’s hand.
>>144553922I gotchu
stupid fuckin refs
Damn Standard and Syracuse are holding hands and dancing.
>>144553922T formation 24-7 CelinaFranklin has lost 2 fumbles
Go for it bielma you pussy
First time I think I've seen a white nose tackle
lol dude on Celina in full kit
>>144553776Aaaaannnnnnnddddd tied wow battle to barely be ranked
anyone ever had pepper spray up their peehole?
Are nebraska and illinois the most irrelevant states?
>>144554061Illinois has chicago so no
>>144554049my man we do not care
NEW>>144554020>>144554020>>144554020>>144554020
>>144554061Wyoming and New Mexico
>>144554061California is the most irrelevant
>>144553926He was a level 10 weakling
>>144553924Which pokemon is this?
