>K-1 World MAX 2024 in Tokyo / Sunday 29th September-- Cruiserweight World Title (90kg/198lbs) --Liu Ce (C) vs Mahmoud Sattari-- Super Bantamweight Tournament Finals (55kg/121lbs) --Semifinals:Rui Okubo vs Masashi MumuraRiamu vs Akihiro KanekoFinal:TBD vs TBD-- Super Lightweight Tournament Finals (65kg/143lbs) --Quaterfinals:Hayato Suzuki vs Ionut PopaYodkhunpon vs Can PinarLenny Blasi vs Shu InagakiMeng Gaofeng vs Tomas AguirreSemifinals:TBD vs TBDTBD vs TBDFinal:TBD vs TBD----------------------------------------------------------->K-1 World Grand Prix 2024 in Osaka / Saturday 5th October-- Openweight Asian Round Qualifiers --Jerome Le Banner vs K-JeeErrol Zimmerman vs Yamaguchi ShotaSina Karimian vs Claudio IstrateTanigawa Seiya vs Kwon Jangwon-- Super Fight K-1 vs Krush (70kg/154lbs) --Stoyan Koprivlenski vs Oda Jinku-- Super Welterweight Fights (70kg/154lbs) --Jordan Pileur vs Dengue SilvaDarryl Verdonk vs Zhora AkopyanHiromi Wajima vs Kim Joon Hwa-----------------------------------------------------------Media:>https://youtu.be/lyYWQWF9iwg>https://youtu.be/ScEqNSXv-mY>https://youtu.be/Qn2prYWOpZo>https://youtu.be/Eu6NSFw9JIM
boo!
*enters the thread*
>>144548244>brit wears a hair piece>australia contracts AIDS and dies>America kills blacks for sport>finland dies doing what he lovesaccurate
good thread
Merab explains what he found disrespectful from Umar (translated)
>>144548201Goofy where's waldo lookn ass poster
>>144548118>I like it and it annoys people ;Dwhat's the difference between you and wmma posters?
poomar and povloev are gonna ruin yet another division but maybe poofc will be kino only during ramadan
>>144548356cos kickboxing is actually decent compared to forced ufc ari emmanuel wmma?
UFC Champions and their legacy 5 years from now>Weilishe had some fun fights>Shevchenkoshe really lost 2 years of her reign to a strawweight>Penningtonwho?>Pantojadamn, remember when the UFC had flyweights?>MerabMerab was a champion? i memory holed that>IliaIlia is a great champ, just heeming his way to history for 5 years so far>Islamwow, can't believe he really became the GOAT>BelalBelal was champ? I memory holed that>DricusDricus was champ? I memory holed that>PereiraI miss Alex. He made the UFC so fun>Jonshame about the second half of his career. really shitted on his legacy
>>144548408>the thing I like is good and the thing they like is bad even tho its equally disliked by everyone elseyou are a retard and just want to be annoying on purpose the same as them and dont even accept the truth
>>144548382Scatloev is never attaining the belt while Max, Volk and Topuria are still around.
>>144548427wmma is objectively terrible though you fool, K-1 has decent fights. seethe about it
>>144548445K-1 is objectively terrible. wmma has decent fights. seethe about itsee how that works?
>>144548445No K1 fight has ever been as good as Joanna vs Zhang 1
wmma is good if youre just starting to watch fights so you can pretend you are an expert heemer later.>should have sprawled here>its not cinched in>bbbbeast of a peach strikes
>>144548486Question why me posting kickboxing on a sports board make you seethe so much?
>>144548505why does wmma posting on a sports board make anons seethe so much? answer the question
>>144548487women fighting is grotesque
>>144548523watching K-1 is like taking a sleeping pill
>>144548523I’ll gouge out your eyes and stomp your eyeballs.
K-1 is awesome
Uh yeah i watch WMMA to heckin own the k1chuds hell yeah xisters
Is this true?
WMMA is awesome
>>144548572I liked this post better in the last thread.
>>144548523>grotesqueIt is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream
>>144548571the point is he is doing the exact same schtick as wmma posters and he should admit it. there is no difference from what he is doing to what they are doing
>>144548602that is your retarded headcannon tho
Subhuman thread.
This fight will be sick
What the fuck kinda name is Hap anyway?
I wish the gimmick posters would all take a long walk off a short pier. Respectfully.
>"subhuman thread"
Who y'all got
>>144548676that's a ladyboy
>>144548715are u mad?
>>144548744Imagine viewing anger and disgust as bad things.
>>144548773you're angry lmao?
>>144548744i hate this faggot so muchgimmicked one liner announcers need to fuck off truly
>>144548787its goodnight irene
>>144548201Dubs decide if I should go to glory event tomorrowRollin
>>144548676Would you actually date a women that works as a cashier?
>>144548744this guy is retardedi remember him interviewing Frank Dux and basically swallowing all his lies like Mackenzie Dern swallows anons loads
nope no cashiers no bartenders no apple store workers for me
O'Malley has an alter ego, a distinct identity that, according to him, manifests during his prolonged outings to the octagon or in the course of a fight, which he calls "Sniper" or "Sniper Assassin." He credits his wife's boyfriend for helping to control this alter ego when it appears outside of his career as a fighter.[5]
>>144548804Forgot Pic and rolling again
>>144548416>first south african champion is a boer that makes his opponents cry like bitches in the press conference and then proceeds to beat the shit out of them by fighting like a maniac with a style "that's not good" but outclasses his "more skilled" opponentsI smell a buck.
>>144548744did we ever get a copy of this faggot's guide to free masonry?
>>144548878
Tim Kennedy has been deployed
imagine having the choice of being any fighter you want and not choosing pat "heems ya with a single leg kick" barry.sure my boy rountree has some vicious kicks but you dont want to be black
>>144548994*defrayed
>>144549012
>>144548732>james vick was ranked 10 (ten) when he fought garthsigh
>>144549007Oi bong anonAre you familiar with something called spud? You fellas enjoy that or is it a meme
>>144549039potatoes? prob beer? we got bars everywhere here. me? i dont partake
anything on right now?anyone wanna talk? wanna share something about your life? i chose to be alone tonight
>>144549077YesMy favorite fighter is Merab Dvalishvili
I wish a nigga would like a tree
>>144549007He also gets to fuck Rose every morning. Madonna mía.
>>144549077mick parkin is the next big thing
>>144549069A potato, not pealed, baken, sliced and they put butter inside and beans and cheese and people wait in line to eat that abomination kekFucken hilarious
>>144549099She got molested, poor girl probably grew up fucked up, hope she doing good
Belel should be cut
>>144549130some slack
SAAAR DO NOD DEFRAY!!
>>144549124mick lookin gane-esque here
>>144549107no i dont think its something that is common, at all. there is something called scran or scraps where its just fried batter or a chip butty which is bread, chips and butter. these are more common
Khamzat is a wolfDricus is a bear
Im the highest level athlete that has ever posted on heem. I played professional lacrosse. ask me anything
Gane is a man.
>>144549269The fuck is lacrosse
>>144549287
>>144549189I think I'd eat that tooLove me some chips innit hehe>>144549269Get out ya poof with ur sissy sport
Favourite static fighter?
>>144549381Yoel the soldier of God RomeroHonorable mentionMark Hunt
>>144549395Solid picks g
>>144549412I know thanksAlso saved, based yoel
why are poor people mad at jacket potatos?
>>144549517They can't afford a jacket b
baked potatoes is pretty much poor people food over here. what the hell do you eat that's cheaper?
>>144549198Khamzat is an bitch.Dricus is an bitch.
>>144549269did you vs any leafs? apparently its our national sport???
>>144549412black Joe Rogan
>>144549099Pat 'pedo bear' barry probably doesn't even do that anymore. She probably brings him new recruits like Jizzlaine Maxwell.
>>144549517Aaaahahahahahaha you eat a fucking potato and call someone poor kek
>>144549627Did he learn to wrestle?
Did you know that black people think drinking water means you're gay? Only gay people drink water
>>144549743why you mad, seether?
there is 0 evidence that pat berry groomed rose namajunas
>>144549852you shouldn't hit girls in the stomach they're much too fragileface is okay
>>144547932I didn't say knockout you fucking faggot. Sean 1,3,5 also if you read this post your mother will painfully die in her sleep tonight and you'll get uncurable ass cancer.
tomorrow is not so bad. khunsueklek vs ryuki in the afternoon, a bit of boxing in the evening
>>144549779Its just bantz ladUp the ra nahmean
>>144549932The cucksuckkek?
>>144549932Oh hey look guys, nobody from bumfucknowhere fights against random japochink number 876234, how exciting
>>144549911That's not very nice of you.
perry would have heemed jake paul if he had the platinum princess in his corner
>>144549950>nobody from bumfuck nowhere>the guy that was considered the p4p best muay in the world across all promotions before ryuki(the other guy) beat himryuki was indeed a nobody though, that's what makes it so compelling that he broke khunsuekleks 50 fight winstreak>>144549946that's right
>>144549939mad about it to your core lmao
>>144549956i got sick, im pissed off. i fucking hate winter so fucking much. Life is a fucking SCAM bro, we get like TWO FUCKING WARM MONTHS the rest is fucked up, grey, cloudy, rainy, cold and gets me SICK. FUCK the COLD. Fuck this gay earth.
>>144549911I'm sure you'd like my ass to get bigger gay ass nigga
>>144549911yo bro chill
>>144549994Brother be thankful you have cold, comfy winters and constant rains. Here it resembles to mad max a little more, day by day. Anyways get well soon, God bless g
>>144549994Germany is a shithole, the gay ass climate and bleak geographical location will fuck up your metabolism, soul, brain, body. Everything gets fucked up. Simply living in Germany is enough to ruin the greatest geniuses. Nietzsche talks about this in Ecco Homo but I also made this observation long ago. You gotta leave for a hot dry climate. Athens in Greece is optimal.Just look at everyone in this country dude...
>>144550037I fucking love the heat I'd rather have 40 degrees celsius every day than this fucking weak ass piss gay cold german weather
Baby Shark btw
"Diamond" Daner White
>>144549988Whoa.
>>144550047>Suppose a person loves the South as I love it, as a great school of recovery for the most spiritual and the most sensuous ills, as a boundless solar profusion and effulgence which o'erspreads a sovereign existence believing in itself--well, such a person will learn to be somewhat on his guard against German music, because, in injuring his taste anew, it will also injure his health anew. Such a Southerner, a Southerner not by origin but by BELIEF, if he should dream of the future of music, must also dream of it being freed from the influence of the North; and must have in his ears the prelude to a deeper, mightier, and perhaps more perverse and mysterious music, a super-German music, which does not fade, pale, and die away, as all German music does, at the sight of the blue, wanton sea and the Mediterranean clearness of sky--a super-European music, which holds its own even in presence of the brown sunsets of the desert, whose soul is akin to the palm-tree, and can be at home and can roam with big, beautiful, lonely beasts of prey . . . I could imagine a music of which the rarest charm would be that it knew nothing more of good and evil.
dustin diamond dallas page vanzant
>>144550037Thanks, I always loved Mexicans. I almost decided to go to S.L.P. to teach German for a year but then life happened.>>144550047Facts. We can't even get enough Vitamin D, that's why everybody is walking around like a fucking corpse. Also our soil doesn't have enough iodine and mangan. That's why I get heemed EVERY. FUCKING. WINTER. SEASON. Because Im a pussy ass bitch who cant get his vitamins right. FML. There are probably no MMA Gyms in Athens, wtf am i supposed to do there
>>144550116wtf i love nietzsche now, thats based. im a southerner by belief now.
i miss coral
the top bongs are finna fight
>>144550124I think this country is cursed, there's much more to it than lack of sunlight and bad soil. >There are probably no MMA Gyms in Athensthere are enough, whatever you want it's there and more
>>144550278we shouldn't have heemed all those jews, bro, im a keep it 100%
Tyron WoodleyRaquel PenningtonBelal MuhammadValentina Shevchenko Greatness.
>>144550297>implying
The city of Chicago has declared September 20th BELAL MUHAMMAD DAYRemember the name bitches
>>144550297THE 6 gazillion??
>>144550076>That boxer kid is only 23Is she a groomer?
>>144549989Kek love you too my manI genuinely believe bongs are niceGod bless you
Gonna be sick
>>144550365sorry for off-topic posting but I just got reminded of the horrible events and have to share some horrific history with you all
>>144550068No you wouldn't you poor pale bastardThis was one of the hottest summers I ever lived troughFor a month straight 32++ degrees Can't live, can't sleep, can't do shit
>>144550365what the fuck i thought they were just gassed or something
why do all the k1 posters look like the twink(straight btw) porn i watch
>>144550440that's cause you're weak
>>144550450the nazis cruelty knew no bounds b
>>144550453Asian zoomer sport, also>StraightDoubt.
>>144550383yes, she was fucking a high school wrestler before Dana made her fuck the boxer. she's a rare female groomer
>>144550450some didn't, some just walked backwards
bryce mitchell had the biggest fall off of all time possibly ever
>>144550341Chicago would be one of the best cities in the world if they didn't have a plague problem, one of my cousins lives there and we snorted coke and banged hookers in 2019. He worked as a chef at the airport and is a tall fat hyperborean ubermensch with blue eyes and blonde hairI like Chicago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6d8wgYj7q4Country breeding armies of kids to grapple from birth and America still dominates them in wrestling and mma LMAO
>>144550459You're the one that got sick lmaoGute besserung brate
>>144550542no, this is me, he isn't me. but hvala.
>>144550487why is it okay when women do it?
Belal vs Merab would be one hell of a fight, a bloody war with flesh ripped apart and tears and screams
>>144550555because women can't do the "fucking", women can only get fucked
>>144550532they're mongols so just as strong as their current leader
>>144550208I thought Dubois was the larger man before I saw this. Dubois probafinna get heemed.
sugar shawn o mallie... now THAT was a superstar...
>>144550208aj is the gane of boxing
>>144550705hes still champdana will take the title from merab rds 1 3 5 sean wonmatch overturnedsuga vs umar in abu dabi
Stand proud. You're strong.
If you guys ever find yourselves running the UFC just don't make any of these Sean O'Malley type "superstar" projects, ok?
>>144550487Nice
>pillowtap
>>144550774i'd ditch the empty apex forever and have the ring girls always be below 25 and wearing cute sexy cosplay
>>144550747I once met a traveler from an antique land
>>144550836Based romantic sonnets appreciator.
poetry is for pretentious weak fags that cant into oil and gas
Man UFC posters fucking suck now
>>144550938
>>144550826idc about that, just listen to my advice and you'll be fine as the owner of the UFC Fighting Championship
>>144551019Imagine getting almost permaheem'd by the cough at 27 years of age.
>>1445510195'oclock shadow vs peach fuzzgoatee vs goatfucker
>>144551019oh man, CHILLS literally
>>144550938Sadly true.
I forgot that they literally put "they used to be friends" on the poster
>>144551358ufc is such slop why do I watch this crap
Rather watch K-1>https://streamable.com/7jlfgk
>>144551019This is Dana's love letter to the Emirati people
>>144550938Come bite my thumb!I hope you know the stakesI'll put a slug between your shoulder bladesThen ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
A love letter to Muslims, Power Slap 9: Dumpling vs DaCrazyHawaiian
>comfy neet @ 23>hugless, kissless virgin heem enjoyer>been here for years, always scrolling the thread late into the night, watching every event>loving the /heem/ life>take an opportunity to go outside for something innocuous >meet a girl>no longer play vidya, watch heems, or browse the thread>kid on the way, looking to move out of my parents' home and become a father and husband>come back to /heem/ thread>Ctrl + F>no schaub
>>144551546A Schaubcular Synthesis
they didn't tell you?
Do I play Vietcong on PC or Chernobylite on PS5?
>>144551546>>meet a girlWhat's his name?
>>144551587never medda latinx, b
Jon
>>144551581what is he eating?
>>144551619yall aint ever had skunk stew
What years would you point to as the UFC’s golden era?
rankings are crack, just put Daner on it already
dana white has converted to mexico
>>144551647
>>144551619Pho
>>144551645Yair totally deserve to be put above the guy who just finished him even while injured because uh, he beat THE Josh Emmett.
>>144551715Cannonier bellow Vettori aswell.I don't get why they value a guy who lost and was completely inactive since, over someone who beat him and lost to better competition?
Beo N
>>144551647Isn’t showing your face like this dishonorabu in luchador culture
who’s the Conor McGregor of the ufc
>>144551759james vick
>>144551759Ilia 'The Notorious' Topuria
>>144551647He's a lot shorter than I remember. Kinda sucks that he needs to keep a mask on in public at all times.
>>144551737Yeah, I get lowering guys in the rankings after loses,like I had no problem with Cory being ranked above Yan for a while when he had won 3 and he lost 3 since they fought, but innactivity shouldn't be rewarded.
>>144548505>>144548523it's becoming clear based on the broken english and hatred of women that k1inchdick bong is a muslimthe united caliphate really living up to its name
>>144551019idk who to root for in this one bros. topuria slept my boy but he's by far the most exciting champion at the moment and he can actually wrestle, but i've enjoyed holloway for longer and it'd be kino if he got his belt back here. hopefully it's not a glorified sparring match
conor pulled out
okay but when is Francis coming back to heem Aspinall?!?!
144551843
>>144551737One of the most retarded cases right now is Aldo being bellow Rob Font. Since losing to Aldo, Font is 1-3, including a loss over another guy Aldo beat, and currently coming off two losses.Aldo is 1-1 since that fight, losing only to the current champion and coming a win that's better than Rob's one since Martinez also beat Yanez.You can't even make the age argument like you could with Cannonier and Vettori who are ten years apart, since Font is only a year younger and looking more washed.
>>144551836if max loses then he at least still has big action fights left. he's so beloved that it's impossible for him to really lose the story
>>144551876>Font is only a year younger and looking more washed.what the fuck Aldo
>>144551647OOOOOOOHHHHH HE SAW HIS FAAAAAAAAACE
>>144551881Max is guaranteed to lose. You don't go toe to toe with Gaethje and expect to come out the victor.
when is she fighting
>>144551865BEANED hoe
missed the last 3 months bros, gonna catch up on the big ones>Adesanya vs DDP>Cannonier vs Borralho>BELAL>Hooker vs Gamrot>Vera vs Figgy>Corey vs Umarany recommendations are welcome
>>144551888Aldo first became champ at 23, which considering that the WEC was basically the UFC for smaller weight classes he was actually a champion younger than Jon Jones.
>>144551843Aspinall heems Ngannou.When AJ didn't respect his range, he stood there like a deer in the headlights. Aspinall would blitz in and start a kino firefight, taking him out in a sixty second blaze of glory
>>144551968I honestly think it'd be a glorious heem for Ngubu, completely silencing all the Aspinall nut huggers
>>144551926im afraid she's LOGGED now
k1 isn't on streameast therefore i dont watch it
>>144551968Aspinall got tagged by Blaydes and Sergei, and Ngannou hits harder than those bums
>>144551835how does finding women fighting hideous mean i hate women you fucking backwards cunt? not a muzzoid either
Chudpuria heems max round 3
>>144548658That iranian is getting giga heem
>>144552015i don't agree but that would be an incredible feat. it's like submitting gilbert burns or breaking merab through activity
>>144552015this fight may actually be one of the best in history.Should be what Kattar vs Holloway was destined to be
>>144552026unfortunately topuria is way chinnier than kattar
>>144552041and has way better defense, footwork and fight IQ
>>144552018Lui Ce is fucking savage
>>144552026best fights that can be made today>Jones v Aspinall>Pereira v Izzy 3 at LHW>Makhachev v Shavkat>Topuria v Holloway
>>144552015Topuria gets exposed. Screencap me. FUCKING SCREENCAP ME
>>144552052>Izzy at LHWkekaroo
>>144550747
>>144552061I remember this guy doing full on paragraph breakdowns of fight sequences and infodumping on JRE, only to be completely ignored for 95% of the conversation
>>144551983>>I honestly think it'd be a glorious heem for Ngubu,Could easily happen. Curtis tagged Tom a few times on his way in because he wasn't prepared for the range, Francis could definitely put him out >>144552009Yes, but I'd still give Aspinall the edge. When's Francis' next fight, anyway?
>>144552049>better defensemeh doesnt matter when you're fighting max>footworklol he doesn't set up shots with his movement>fight IQobjectively false
>>144552052>>Pereira v Izzy 3 at LHWThis would never ever happen, and if it did, Izzy would get heemed into retirement
Edson Barbosa is one of the most spectacular striker in MMA historyGiga demolished him on the feet.Kattar dominated Giga.Max 50-42 Kattar.Volk beat him thrice, including a 5 round striking clinic.Ilia knocked him out in two rounds.Topuria is the greatest striker in UFC history.
>>144552077Pavlovich snapped his headback too,dangerous either side
>>144552081>lol he doesn't set up shots with his movementtell me your a retard without telling me your a retard
I have seen many saying that Topuria is a nightmare match up for Max, why? the wrestling?
>>144551019ok reddit
>>144552077Francis fights in late october against the gigantic bum that heemed Bader.
>aaAAHHHHHHHH THE BIG KABOSH>GOOD NIGHT IRENE>https://youtu.be/C9VuJ2oUbNc?t=1062
14 former UFC fighters added to Gamebred Bareknuckle MMA event in Mississippi
>>144552124flailing arm punches because he was on the verge of getting TKO'd. if he tries this against max he'll wake up with his title gone
>>144552088>dangerous either sideThat fight would be the version of Ngannou vs Lewis that we all wanted. Guaranteed megaheem, probably R1, unless Aspinall has a dramatic style change>>144552109>the gigantic bumIs he really? I know nothing about him
you now remember interim lightweight title challenger jingaling pee
>>144552142im so fucking excited for that fight, bros
There's no real choice /heem/
>>144552162shatafaka already meng
nope
>WOWIE ZOWIE POATAN-SAMA, IT'S NOT EVEN ALL THE WAY IN YET?!
>>144549756last fight he wet blanketed Cesar Almeida and got him down like six times, was pretty kek b
jiri is retiring izzy
>>144551581>that flouride stare They got to him didn't they?
couldn't stay away for more than a few hours eh?
>>144552193lol didn't even heem (sad)
So they wobble like a dead fishThats it?
>>144552259>https://youtu.be/7F9Q5YFOreg?t=574
>>144552269yeah most of em b. sometimes it's just better to stay in and use your hand.
>>144552084that doesn't make it not a great fight>>144552060you'd see some dog for sure
>>144548201I got hyped thinking K-1 was today. Instead, it's next weekend. How could you do this to me /heem/?What on earth am I going to watch now? There's no BKFC, there's no Power Slap, and there isn't even an awful UFC Apex card this weekend.
KAKUTOUGI
>>144552136How was the first Gamebred Bare Knuckle MMA event?>>144552291>you'd see some dog for sureThe UFC should give out a dog as a prize like that savage Russian bare knuckle or called Top Dog did.
>>144552124
>>144552124max is losing, I've seen it
>>144552291>that doesn't make it not a great fightEverything about it is extreme kino.
>>144551983Nigubu's washed and sterile now b. Just collecting paychecks on his way out. It's over, I'm afraid.
Oh oh say can you see! By the stars and white light, what so proudly we gave, at the twilight's last gleaming
K-1 will save /heem/. Libertate your martial arts acumen from the demons that rule over the ufc.
>>144552387Openweight is the most kino shit ever
>>144552399Fuckin right
>>144552301Imagine the guy who has to slave away making these naked orgy posters. You think you're finally done sifting through,dragging, and resizing hundreds of images of shirtless men, only for the boss to dump another folder on you with 9000 more shirtless cans.
>>144552424Atleast he gets paid for it.
>>144552143>Is he really? I know nothing about himHe's an hyper fast hyper athletic 6'8 monster with a bunch of knockouts, but he got wrestledfucked a few times.
>>144552455>
>>144552455I think you'd be surprised
>posted on the cheapest android del mercado callejero
>>144552324I HATE WHEN ESPN POST STUPID FAGGY SOI EMOJIS. >UUGHHHh! KAMARU USMAN HAD WORDS FOR BELAL MUHAMMAD "THERE R LEVELS BELAL" :SOI_SCARED_FAGHGHOT_EYE_EMOJI >THINGS ARE LE HETATING UP! :SCARED_SOI_OPEN_MOUHT_EMOJI: :SUBMISSIIVE_FAGGOT_EYEBALL_EMOJI:
>>144552455
>>144552087>Kattar dominated GigaGiga won.
>>144552499gigger lost the fight, the story, and the losing contest
>>144552459>He's an hyper fast hyper athletic 6'8 monster with a bunch of knockouts, >but he got wrestledfucked a few times.I'm going to be very upset if Francis goes for the takedown
>>144552495bro really hates emojis :joy: :skull: :skull: :skull:
>>144552455Everyone does everything for the money. If you think everyone's trying to get into the PooFC for le good ol' competition, you're gullible.
>>144552499he won an ass whooping
garth vs dook when ?
>>144552495:lmao: imagine being this sour about a few emojis. Maybe a Crocop will cheer you up.
>>144552512He should because he's not so good at boxing
>>144552526Vovchecyn deserves better
>>144552513I DO FAGGOT>heem you with gnp
>>144552542YOU GOTTA DEFEND YOURSELF! DEFEND YOURSELF OR IM STOPPING THE FIGHTITS OVER ITS OVER
>>144552526Thanks b I needed that...
>*smacks lips*WERK>*claps hands*
>>144552582Thanks for the webm. I've been collecting these and water buffalo heems. Enjoy this Cung Le. He could have been a legend if he'd started in MMA earlier.
>>144552606wonder's what erb's wife is up to
>>144552619>BAH GOD THAT'S BROCK LESNAR'S MAIN TRAINING PARTNER, JOE! AND SCHAUBEAST JUST SHOWED HIM LEVELS!
Imagine being such a lonely neet that you spent hours after midnight spamming some crap nobody watches for months to get friend simulator points.If wales spent a portion of this energy on himself he would fix his life, now go ahead post the funny monkies playing with phones.
>>144552697
>>144552711The Face of a King
>>144552011sure abdul sure
>>144552710It's only 6:30 b. Relax.
>>144552582Was this a good win, or was Crocop already washed by this point?
>K-1 is kinda my thing. I'm kinda known for it.
>>144552731He was still heeming in Rizin and k-1 up until 2019. And Rizin is Pride level competition. So no, he was not flushed!
>>144552506>lost the losing contest
>>144552731Flushed by Randleman 5 Jahre prior, not a good win.
>>144552710Funny monkey you say?
>>144552710>>144552833How you gon talmbout being a lonely neet and then make such a blatantly sad samefag?! It just cost you the victory. Now k-spammy is never gonna shut up.
TIC TOC NIGGUS
>>144552863Caput elleboro dignum
Hey guys I'm back
>>144552909Hey man hyd
>>144552731Cro cop went on to beat Jarll Miller twic in kickboxing, a giga roider who sinc ethen transitionned to boxing and probably is still top 10 there.So it was still a good win.Schaub also got robbed by second prime Arlovski.
>>144552833I wonder what they pay those guys to sit in those suits all day I bet it gets stinky as mumbai in there.
>>144552918Fantastic rewatched Merab's triumph of will I suggest it to anyone looking for an orgasm.
>>144552894kek took you long enough to edit out the (you)
Sometimes you just gotta keep it real with (you)rself.
y u so mad at k1 posting kek
how many times have goob and chaadler had hot, steaming, ballslapping sex behind slightly ajarred gym doors??
They no longer sell Guinness™ by my house and that revs me up.
>in the club >this guy slaps you're girl's ass what do /heem/ ?
>>144553146Tell him about k-1
What Diddy does as a living, Conor does for the love of the game, that’s why he couldn’t bring himself to like him
gonna watch some old K-1 fights on my pimax crystal, do they even have those in midgetico?
>>144553106if there was a place to buy beer within walking distance to me it'd be a prawm b. could go for a guiness or 6 at this moment desu senpai.
Juif
I asked AI to generate the perfect man and this is what I got.
>>144551019This card is literally Caucasus VS Oceania
>>144553156he says he doesn't know what that is but it "sound like cracka shit"
D-D-DDDDivorced Dads!!
what you watching tonight heemster?
>no BKFC tonight Gay
>>144553297I say "Boy you're bout to learn where the crack in cracker comes from when I break your tight little buck hole in front of all these drunk skank hoes"
The year is 2045. The United Kingdom lives under BRAZZA RULE. All bongoloid "males" are sissified. Bong women live to serve BRAZZA KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Britain BRAZZA FUTURE.Nigel Smith remembers life before the takeover – before the government-issued hormones, the frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Makhatchala, where he hides his beautiful step-sister Kaylee from the clutches of the brutal New Caucasian army.As musclebound brazza soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile bong women, Nigel will stop at nothing to protect sweet Kaylee's purity. With his flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Alex gives his tender pale anglo-celtic body to a squad of pitiless Caucasian alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Nigel prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.Acclaimed author and Brazzaophile, Daniel Cormier presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The BRAZZA KINGS have their way with nigel's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.Experience the true power of braza bulls in sambo shoes. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of BRAZZA FUTURE, the first book in Daniel Cormier's brand new series.
>>144553351sounds gay I'd throw a punch instead
we using french proxies now are we?
>>144553377that's assault brother
>>144553401This is how i picture most anglos here minus the muscles.
>>144548343How will POOmar NurFAGgomedov cope with his loss?>A) I hev very bed weight cut before dis fight>B) I hev very bad training camp and very bed injury>C) Oghlah is the perfect planner! He want me lose to make me more le humble!...and i has lil bit staph infection too brazza...>D) Pulls out due to injury and doesn't even fight + has to wait even longer to fight again because of RamadanFor me, it's D!
we're watching Invicta right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DirkbE7pro
chusma
>>144553461Oh yeah now that the UFC already committed to making him next title shot he has cart blanche to pull out.
This is the man to beat Francis Ngannou.Randy Couture.
>>144553443
>>144553489We only watch the UFC, BKFC, karate combat and rough and rowdy here.
>>144553538yuck, Jumpscare warning next time
These spinach dip is smacking like Dana in mexico
>>144553553>no Fight Circusfake fan tbqh
>>144553575OHHHH, I GOT THAT REFERENCE!!
So even Tom Hardy can sub this piece of trash?
Gotta be kidding me! The heemcord is NOT gonna like this...
2 dueling discords
>>144553702>'Sugar'Literally who?
>>144553702Imagine if he had his beeper on him
>>144553361bong bros...
>>144553702What the fuck, ali with a good take?
If Umar loses I'll just kill myself man, I don't care anymore
>>144553732Bottom left of the picture >>144553702
We are watching live pd over on pol today.
Dan hooker is undefeated since entering war mode
>>144551647America has fallen
>>144553804stop posting trans ladies in my /heem/ thanks luv XXX
>>144553792Lmao what a fucking dyel hit the gym dookie dookster poopster
>>144553461Probably C staph infection. He's already had so many pull outs and I believe staph is up for him on the Brazza Bingo Card.
Who is the suspicious observer of the UFC
scaub demon attacking me and my family
Dazzn matta bradda
>>144553915james vick
Its an weekend get yo ducks wet playas
>>144554017nah that's played out
I can’t recall who I used to be
>>144554051
WE ARE LIVE
yo is there one tonight?
>>144554051It doesn't matter who you were.
Woman lust for me, men want to be me.
>>144554051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKQLKlHf2gI
I bet you plebs have never even had $100 sashimi
>>144554157>>144554172you watch disney movies?!
>>144554180
>>144554180If I run out on the bill did it cost $100? I would argue no.
>>144553804left is Loopy's sister that was in the Olympics, who is on the right?
>>144554084>>144554102>>144554128>>144554139>>144554157>>144554172it will be alright, we must be good, it will be alright.
>>144554186You don't?
they linked in 2019
>>144554180Lobstah sashimi?
>>144554246holy shit GSP and merab
dis meng got heemed in the meng
>>144554232This is a Miramax house.
>>144554180no but I’d like to (for free)
>>144554180talmbout niggeri b?
have some negroni on the house bitch*heems you*
AUSLANDER RAUS
cheers to the weekend lads
I bet you idiots don't even cleanse your palate with ginger ffs get some culture
>>144554295No one is buying that watered down tank 7
joe rogan is a little bald manlet fag
listening to 311
>puts raw fish on sticky rice with his bare dirty handsahhh mistah schaub that would be 100 dollah!
>>144554322not even the same kind of ale b
>>144554180the only fish I eat is your mom's pussy>>144554303I cleanse my palate with your mom's ginger pussy
36 days until Gane fights.
mcgregors swill is decent bud I've had way worsethat schaub liquor was pure vomit
>>144554051All that matters is who you are now, and what's fun about that is, you can actually control that
36 hours until Gane fights
Miss this dude
>>144554383I had proper twelve and legit asked my buddy if he put water in it the irish should stick to potatoes and leave whiskey to the Americans
>>144554383Stout is really hard to fuck up. I've never had a bad stout.
>>144554399Looking back, I think she threw the first Pena fight to set up the comeback and retirement.
>>144548201Fuck Dana
>>144554407Americans have never made a good liquor leave it to the Canadians ya scrub
Sushi is good fuck you
>>144554407
>>144554437>Rum Francenice try buddy
>>144554439I love sushi, ever had sushi rolls of carnitas and beans? Is pretty bussin fr fr.
>>144554389thank you
>>144554450kek
>>144554180I live in Vancouver you faggot. We have better sushi than Japan.
>>144554489uhhh don't doxx me bro
>heems you
>>144554495Holy shit you actually literally are Chinese
>>144554544there's about a 75% chance
>>144554544
I WANT TO SEE HASBULLA THROWN INTO A WOODCHIPPER
>>144554544ahem jacked and taiwanese
diddybros...
how bout you ni hao off my nuts bro
>>144554630>the epstein way outit's been like two days wtf
>>144554630>being a cooming degenerate is illegal Might as well round of all of 4chan then I thought this was America ffs
>>144554544Did you doubt it?
I'm too real for you /heem/.
>Good things come to those who wait.SOON
NI HAO ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
>>144549007Pat Barry is literally a lightskin black dude.
>>144554749is the wonky eye indicative of cte?
>Good things come to those who waitThen we shall wait
Where are the heems, faggots?
>>144554805
pat barry is indian
>>144554805got one right here *pisses on you*
>>144550532>and America still dominates them in wrestlingMMA yes, but not wrestling. In the Paris Olympics, brazzas took 3 gold medals in men's freestyle, while Americans got none. And this is with Russia boycotting the event so their A-team couldn't compete. The brazzas who won are the guys who literally couldn't make the Russian, kek.
Who is your favorite mma journalist? MMA Guru doesn’t count because he doesn’t have the proper credentials.
>>144554946Rigo
>>144554946That guy that married the asian tranny with the big tits.
>>144554959Who?
Moments that were defining.
>>144554985My favorite MMA journalist
>>144554946FightFairy
>>144554051The self is an ever-changing and mutable thing b, made of motley matter. What matters is what will you do now.
>>144555009What degree does he have? If he doesn’t, he’s not a proper journalist.
>>144554815funniest fight of all time, both wer obviously scared to engage in the other domain, so they both tried to play off the ego of the other guy.Their first fight in pride is a banger tho, recommended viewing.
who's ready for another K-1 thread?
>>144554995
>>144554959Rigo has become such a queer.
>>144555044I'm going to make an homoerotic OP and will win the thread war
>>144555055The robbery of the century.
>>144554981
why are you posting on heem on a friday night
>3 am.
>>144555100why not?
>>144555087
>>144555100It’s /heem/ not heem you fucking retard
>>144555100why are you?
>>144555087ftm and mtf
>>144555087the other guy looks equally zesty, also why do you have this saved?
>>144555127he will now pretend he has not been here for the last 10 hours
UP IN DA CLUB
>>144555100for me? its indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!
A strike is thrown with the soul
>>144555087>millions of innocent Europeans died for thisWhy does evil always win?
>>144555127im sick
>>144555100for me? its it being over for me.
>>144555100cuz i worked a 10 hour day, did my laundry and just want to heem my meng and fall asleep at 8pm
Sufferin' in vain
>>144555100what does rekindle mean?
>>144555165>Europeans>picrel is 2 jews with 0 european ancestry
>>144554295>The transplant has fallen
shape shifters begone death to the demon Evil
Fuck /heem/
>>144555167More like Sikh.
>>144555209If the rich are not safe then how can the regular folk keep hope.
>>144555222>>144555222>>144555222
>>144555201What the fuck are you talking about?
>>144555225We’re not done yet here
>>144555218bet you thought this would bang
>>144555100I have to study b. Then I take litl bit break, check the cord, post the hem.
>>144555245Heeeeem
>>144555225i hate americans so much
>>144555314*kisses you*
