mariners
>>144554832suck
doyers
Our Atlanta Braves ;_; GG Marlins
braves hit 100 ev ball in the ninth and it stays up in the outfield okay lol so we aren't getting dead balls?
>>144554832Comfy experience watching the Phillies flush this shit team, winning the season series to boot
>>144554832Chadres! Also my friend made this, I'll ask him to make a template for everyone to make their own edits.
doyers suck
>>144554832The hat is wrong
>>144554853thanks for insurance bros
>>144554859You schizos are still on about the dead balls huh? It’s actually magnets in the field. That’s why your shit team is gonna miss the playoffs
the braves loss where THE FUCK IS MY ROPE!!!
FUCK BOGAERTS KIM COME HOME KOREAN MAN
>>144554859lol cuck
>>144554832at least link back to the last thread next time faggot
>>144554874Your face is wrong.
>Poodres
>>144554894Ur mom thinks I'm handsome
>>144554888You'll live.
>>144554885no refunds
NOOOOOOO THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE HOW CAN FLY BALLS BE CAUGHT ON THE WARNING TRACK IT SIMPLY DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!
Schanuel!New career high hitting streak
plz DBACKS lose cuz I give up trying to gain on these fucking mets
My shitlanta shitters fucked me over again!
Where is the metsfag who assured me his shit team was gonna sweep to win the season series against the Phils? What happened anon?
>>144554903eat a dick. glad you're missing the playoffs again. :^)
damn what a catch
Bregman great catch on Pillar’s hit, Shabbat Shalom
>>144554911he said the same thing about the mariners and pissed off the m'sfag and broke up the metsiners for a week but i think they're back together
>>144554904The moment he signed I knew it was gonna be the worst contract since Hosmer
>>144554911I'm right here bitch the fuck you want from me, an apology?
>>144554832#Tomboys for everyone! -also she looks like USS Baltimore. O.O;
>>144554897We made it out alive lol stupid bogey defense, he fucked Cease CG too as well lol
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144554932kek. better you than my doyers.
>>144554853it’s over :(
cubs win the world rejoices
Wagaman!
>>144554934>USS BaltimoreI don't see the resemblance.
>>144554934Waifufags shitting up history, firearms, and I guess boats now is more degenerate than actual porn
>>144554933>an apologyThat would be a good start, yes.
Nightly reminder that the Angels are the only team to lose to Justin Verlander since he came back - and they're about to do it twice kek
>>144554919It's the Mariners, what else is new?
>>144554970Have you seen how sexy our ships are fren? They need no waifuing.
>>144554977Nightly reminder living in Orange County is better than 99.999 the world
JV walks off the mound, possibly for the last time as an Astros starter in Houston
>>144554976we are doing the gentleman's split to fuck the gay homosexual braves, as previously discussed
>>144555001Future Tiger
shitlander didn't even make it through 4? holy cuck
king is cooked, replace him
Thaiss!Suddenly we're back in this game
>>144554952Gonna shed a tear when Kim heads up the 5
heres how the mets can still win
>>144554987I'm sorry. that was mean and I'd rather you guys win than Hou or Tex. please do provide a link to the previous thread next time if you remember to do so.
>>144555005Well that is a very fair point fuck the gayves
>>144555017eddie alvarez is on the mound, it's OVER for the phils>lol he got the K as I type this
>>144555018rags are eliminated after tonight
Being cursed to be a Mariners fan is proof that you were a terrible person in a previous life.
>>144555015you think we're gonna try to sign him?
>>144555001Things like this remind me I’m not ready for my father to die
>>144554977He doesn't qualify for the win dummy
>urias jersey
>>144555018Since that was nice I'll do it just for you. I'll even link it here.PREVIOUS: >>144551073
>stephen nelson
>>144555033I think so.. or Adames. I feel like Dodgers only break the bank for the upper crust FAs so Kim fits them better. LA or SF, if I had to guess.
>>144555042man, now I feel even worse. it's just a handy reference instead of having to search the catalog.
>40% of Wagaman's RBIs are against VerlanderPretty funny.
Kinda mindblowing the Braves might genuinely miss the playoffs. Kinda lucky. Much rather face the Brewers or Mets than the Braves.
go mariners
>>144555072Did you even know who any of these teams were before this year you hyper faggot?
Eddie Alvarez is the mets best reliever
>>144555059Dat ass and bulge
>4.2 IP>6 ERYeah JV is cooked. We might not see him in the postseason at all, much less as a starter.
>>144554998I was looking up us national debt porn one day when I stumbled onto an a blog about the political body of Orange County. It had been going since 2004 til fucking now and is still putting out bush memes like nothing ever changed. They were shitting on Artie for forbidding the construction of a new fire department that would affect the Angels' parking lot. Sounds like a dangerous place to me.
postseason teams are locked in. start the games
>>144555072Gayves have very good pitching but that lineup is a giant black hole. Just atrocious
>>144555075kek
>>144555075kekd
>>144555085Post the blog here sounds comfy
>>144555048haven't though that far ahead but I doubt Adames. not thinking about anything but how our season will inevitably end on another down note. I'd put my money on you guys to win it all this season if I had to bet.
Time for doggie baseball
im philly ur philly were all philly go philly
>>144555105I'll try to find it. It was a blast to go through, but very leftie.
>>144555018This. I want to like the Mariners because I fucking hate Houston, but the fact that they blew a 10 game division lead in just 24 games makes it really hard.
>>144555059What ethnicity is that last name
win
>>144554976>iggleskek
Fuck you Bader White Tyrone wouldn’t embarrass himself like that
>>144555120Idc about all that just sounds hilarious to see a blog that is still going on about bush when he’s been out of office for 16 years haha. Sounds like a time capsule to a comfier time
>>144555072did you remember to bump your other thread that was sliding off the board again?
>>144555105>>144555120
Brewbros thanks tons for Corbin hes been awesome! There was that moron that said yesterday "But but why didn't Orioles buy Snell" because at bare minimum hes going to be 130m+ easy. And with that price we can get 5+ pitchers, and we did for far less|like Zach Elfin whos also been solid while Greyson is out.
anglels
>>144555080swede has only ever heard of the anglels, the doyers, and the miami hand ohtani free home runs and stolen bases-lins
>>144555085Nobody likes Arte, but especially not in Anaheim for all his shitty behavior and attitude towards the city his team is actually in.He's getting audited and i legitimately hope they find something damning that puts him away or forces him to sell the team
>>144555135finna eat a couple tastykake cupcakes even though I said it was trash food the other week
>>144555085Fire departments don’t actually put out house fires anymore they are needed for wildfires and the ones in cities predominantly do medical work, they’re honestly not needing more firehouses in the conventional sense anymore
>>144555140It says it's on page 4 what's the problem?
>>144555144Kek thanks anon gonna check it out
Let’s go Phillies :)
BAYBAWL
>144555161>admitting to shitpostingyikes
>>144555106For sure. IDK I feel like we're gonna get to the Phillies and peter out before the rotation really has a chance to shine. Thanks though bro. Good luck to da Doggies if we can't catch you.
>>144555169Consider beisbol
>>144554977We are trying to lose though
blackmon's true love is gold prospecting
>>144555156That's wrong though. Dems outnumber Reps
>>144555169#Baybawl <(^-^)>
I love ((blackouts )) of my local market team
>>144555174same. no hard feelings here for you guys after the heat of the moment passes.
>>144555206know what doesn't have blackouts? the thousands of pirate websites that stream every professional sport imaginable for free
love you Mookie
>>144555213Name 7
I KEEP DANCING ON MY OWN
OUR phightin phillies :)gg Mets, like I said we're splitting this series like gentlemen. Phillies get the division, Mets don't lose ground.
>>144555223dont do that, this man is a fed or a retard
>>144555215I am so glad hes not in AL-east anymore.. Devers and Tyler and Yoshida are already tough enough.. >-<
dodgers need to bench ohtani til the postseason now that 50/50 is secure
>>144555091Yeah I still think we'd win. It just feels like Braves would have a much higher chance than the others with Sale and Fried.
>>144555223>spoonfeed me Nah. You want updates on the game lil bro?
>>144555230Have you guys started using the superior Robyn version of that song yet?
>>144555250>we
>>144555135Tastykakes suck but go phils
>>144555230>clinchedpfft barely?
>>144555262We, us, our.
>>144555262He's on a VPN>>144555253
>>144555247imagine the pounding she got last night. she's probably walking bow-legged today.
>>144555253Padres saw the spurs and miami NBA colours and said "Just fluff me up senpai"
call the strike on ohtani for delay of game
>>144555244I was pretty irritated by the trade for him, mostly because of having to take on David Price but it took less than a couple weeks before I started to understand why the front office coveted him so much.
Wash should get himself ejected at least once before this season is over
well deserved ovation for ohtani even the dugout clapped for him
>>144555283looks like a shitty diamond dynasty uni made by a 9 year old
>ohtani hamming it up while playing his negro jive walkup (((song)))cringe
>>144555263have some pork roll instead were partying lifes a garden dig it
MVP at the plate!
>>144555276Oops didn't mean to quote that other post
And now back to our regularly scheduled >strikeoutani posting
I'm gay.
>>144555317vacation over
>>144555305never tried that. is it something you can spread on crackers?
wtf is this weird ringing sound on the broadcast of this Angels-Astros game
Can he go 6 for 6 in the playoffs?
daniel nava
>>144555339best he can do is 0/12 and a first round exit
I spent a beautiful winter with Ohtani in a wonderful cabin in northern Michigan in 2017. A time I'll never forget, truly.
KING TUCK BOMB4/4 for the night
>>144555334no but you can put it between a bagel with some egg and cheese
>>144555322Mets fan btw
I'm tired of the constant Ohtani dickridingI don't care about One Piece nightFuck animeFuck Japan
>his slider doesn't break and always gets hit hard, otherwise he's been goodMaybe he should stop fucking throwing it then??
>>144555353>6-9nice
>>144555339he'd never have a chance to, not just because the pitching is generally better, but teams aren't going to pitch to him any more than they have to.
>>144555322you are valid. check your inbox
>>144555353What happened to the version of this you had that was like 9 pixels?
manfred has recalled the juiced balls now that ohtani got the record...
>>144555354kind of like spam?
>>144555362how much do you think it cost him to have the marlins throw him meatballs all night? is $1 million enough of a bribe?
At least cronenworth broke up the no hitter, look how Crochet exposing my Chadres "offense" lol
braves fans please keep your tears away from my bologna its salty enough as it is
>>144555230The Phillies postseason jam should be anything by All Under Heaven. Local underrated bandhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=st5bQ5P9jjg&pp
>>144555290Helps he's actually a good guy on an off the field <3 Everybody wants someone like that. >>144555299 I would hope the 9 year olds parents sat him or her down "You.. Uh, wont be an artist we've seen your work" The kinda sick burn parents would do without it being mean.
>>144555381Crochet is good, I'm just happy we're facing him during his innings cap
i love how ohtani needs an interpreter despite speaking fluent english, and the interpreter just so happens to be a tiny elf twink
>>144555377that pitching was bad. Michael Baumann, the guy who served up #50, was on his 5th team this season.
Nice catch Pillar
>kellyhere we go
>>144555388Thanks for new song fren.
>no starters
>The Dodgers are selling a 50/50 Club Combo Special with Loaded Chicken Katsu Sliders and Goat Fries to celebrate Shohei Ohtani making baseball historyWould you scran, /mlb/?
>>144555388good shit
>>144555367I upgraded quality when Tucker upgraded his quality of hitting
>>144555418>scrananyone care to translate this zoomglish?
>>144555418What does it cost?
>>144555416No problem they are a great band. Desperately Seeking answers is another good one, my favorite though is Afterthought. Also they just dropped their first album and it’s pretty decent
>>144555425it's british slang thoughever>muh zoomies>>144555426bout $50.50 la
>>144555426$700M plus tip
PILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGREAT CATCH TO END THE INNINGHOMERS TO BEGIN THE NEXT ONE
>>144555435and stipulation that you handcuff the team for the next decade
at least we won't have to see Joe Kelly again after this seson
>every other game is a bullpen gameDodgers are collapsing into the post season.
>>144555418Is the box shaped like a home plate? If so that's kind of neat
Kelly is not a gamerNerd ass pussy
Yankees.
joe kelly is a zoomer going zoomie
>>144555426
Wagaman keeps it going!
>>144555444Didn't the Dodgers just call someone up?
Smelly ending this one early for the Dodgers.
>joe kellyman what a shitter
I’m drunk what are we drinking tonight bros
>>144555230Fuck that song I don’t want to hear it ever again
>>144555477water
>assblows
kelly ain't no kopech. he won't get out of this unscathed.
>>144555385Our pork is better than yours
>>144555477dude
>>144555477>>144555481
>>144555477A NA because my gains are kill.
I can't remember the last time I saw my Poodres punchout this much, Crochet is fucking good
>>144555477wooder
Mariners!
>>144555477
>>144555489Lebanon bologna is top tier As is Birch Beer
>>144555477Pumpkin spice lattes
Come on Campero, why you trying to hit it out of the park? Just a basehit would have sufficed
>>144555477I should say drunk and lonely my fiancée doesn’t like me very much
my husband just got home from work and asked me how the braves did today. he's not a big sports fan or anything but he knew they were playing the marlins today, the worst team in our division. why couldn't he just check the scores before he got home? needless to say he won't be asking me any more stupid fucking questions anytime soon.
>that Kelly beanLOL Damn dude.
Joe Smelly needs to be fired already
I can't wait for Rengifo to be back next season
>everyone had a hit>everyone scored a runEverybody hits and scores!
gay braves kek
>the joe kelly experience
>San Dookie
>>144555555checked, keked! KEK
>>144555555WITNESSED
>>144555555
>>144555522Well he's a triple AAA 0 WAR player, that's whyAnd lmfao classic Neris inning, always has to be heart-wrenching drama
>>144555555OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOT EM
>Neris does a 360 spin when he strikes out the final batter of the inningKek, he’s so entertaining when he’s good
>>144555555Wasted
my yankees are so boring without soto in the lineup. if cashman jews out and doesnt pay him this teams going to be brutal to watch
>>144555555>the get that ended the barfs
lmaothe Joe Kelly experience is something elseI feel exhausted already
>>144555555Witnessed.
>>144555555put me in the cumshot!!
>>144555555Confirmed. Barfs are gay.
>>144555555haha, oh wow
>>144555555sixtuplets of truth!
>>144555555Those digits! Whoa!
>biggest Astro hater Fag Smelly's career is imploding before our very eyesPoetic justice
>>144555555Kill yourself
>>144555559That was pure filth from Crochet lol hope my Chadres sign him.
>>144555580if Cohen wants him not much you guys can do beyond making it more expensive for him
>>144555596I think the proper term would be sextets. as in gaysextets kek gaybraves kek
>Joe Smellykek
doval lmao
Is this the biggest attendance the A's have had this year?
>>144555555Based digits! 6ixts of truth!
>>144555623Pretty sure the whole series is sold out
>>144555477everything
>>144555623This is the end. Poor Oakland :(
>>144555603he's just stealing money, same as Verlander. fuck them both.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAROYALS LOSING TO THE GIANTSKANSAS SHITTY
>>144555611yankees have literally unlimited money cashman is just a coward.
how long until Altuve takes off his shoe again?
>>144555653they're loaded but Cohen has a lot more money than any other owner in the league.
>>144555555Guess the gayves wont have to worry about picrel this year!
WE DO NOT HAVE VIABLE STARTING PITCHINGbut imagine the storyline... doyer bullpen wins the world series...
>>144555580I think our playoff run will determine that. Cashman ought to pay him after this and last season of a shitshow.
>>144555653David Sampson said on the Rich Eisen show that this not so true anymore
>>144555651lets take it easy on them royalz
>>144555673why did assnow have to get a botched gender transition in the middle of the season?
>>144555683> David Sampson saidso we know it's a lie
nice play from jp
>>144555683the franchise is worth 9billion they can compete with anybody unless cohen really wants to give soto a 2billion deal
>>144555722so, the Yankees will only be willing to go to 1.98 billion?
Is anyone else getting annoyed by the Ohtani worship? He's being overhyped. He's very good but he likely won't finish with top 20-25 career WAR
is musgrove piping alex morgan?
does Graterol have jerry curls?
>>144555759shut up
>>144555753realistically cashman is a coward and hal hates baseball so theyll stop at like 700m/14y or something and cohen will probably go full retard and throw a billion at him, but the yankees dont have an excuse to pussy out of it.
>>144555772>jerry
Schanuel's walk rate is going to skyrocket when we get roboumps
>>144555638Based winky
Bogaerts is FUCKING WORTHLESS STUPID MUTHAFUCKA
gg rangerbros see you tomorrowMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
>>144555778I remember most of you seemed reluctant to reup Judge on a megadeal. I guess this is different given the age difference?
>>144555787dude FUCK this ump2 balls clearly off the plate called strikes a strikeout that should have been a walk
>>144555788begone hitler
>>144555808wanna calm down there sport?
fat muncy
>>144554842i'm trans btw
>>144555824mariners fan btw
>>144555691how did he sprain his elbow is the real question
>>144555824Just like my metsies!
Twins Redsox in the 12th inning
>mvp chants at doyer stadiumyeah the undisputed unanimous mvp is up to bat
>>144555824based
>>144555759Yes he's being fairly overhyped. He has a shot at the GOAT title but for now it's still Ruth/Williams/Bonds
singletani :)
>>144555843Why is Lindor in LA?
>>144555852bonds cheated. willie mays
>>144555807>I guess this is different given the age difference?yeah. i wanted judge to get the megadeal too though, sick of cashman and hal being pussies jewing about money as if they arent worth 9b.
>>144555811Hitler would never be as nice as I am he probably hated baseball too the faggot
>>144555857everyone wants to see real greatness
we need more flyouts in the stadium
>>144555653>>144555683>>144555697I didn't see or hear this Sampson guy on Eisen but it is true. The Yankees have a bunch of shareholders they have to make happy by raking in the profits. Cohen has already shown he's willing to lose money to field a team. I doubt the Yankees go over 10 yrs 45 milly per. Cohen will definitely go over 50 million per year until Soto is 40 yrs old.
>>144555555SEXES CONFIRMED
>>144555891fixed for embedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiHeYdtvQ-o
>>144555690No. The Royals have lost more games than any team since 2000, but their retarded fans act like they're the best in the league. They deserve all the shit you can give. They're a bad team with delusional fans, and they should feel bad.
>>144555893I can't see Soto getting much more than $500M. Transcendent with the bat and will age super well, but the rest of his game is negative.
im new to baseball, and retarded. why did brasiers only pitch a single inning?
>you will never share a meal with Kirsten at Dodger Stadiumit sucks bros
I know some of you are enjoying this person eat foodnot me though
WelpNo first round bye for me, I suppose.
joke elly couldnt make it to the 4th?
Sneks
>>144555922Yeah but one World Series so fuck you
>>144555928not a young guy and he basically missed the whole year with injuries. don't want to overwork him now because they need him.
>>144555948that girl is way too skinny to be a midwesterner
>>144555949That nobody cares about, and you only got it because the Yankees, Indians, and Red Sox had down years, and because the Mets choke. Eat shit and die, loser.
>>144555934not a flattering grab but she's fucking gorgeous
>Spend decades successfully marketing towards Brown and Asian people>Become most popular team in diverse city with everyone>Break color barrier as first team to have a black player>Star says Segregation now, Segregation tommarah, Segregation foreveh because too many asians, whites and mexicans in a city that's only partially blackMookie Betts is a stupid segregationist who probably hates a lot of people
>>144555934Kirsten is absolutely beautifulFries looked undercooked thoughever
>astros win Is there a more pathetic existence than a delusional Mariners fan that hasn't already accepted that IT'S OVER and it shall ALWAYS BE OVER for them?
It is literally impossible for the Dbacks to have a 1-2-3 easy 9th to win a game.
GG Astros.Fun game, I'm glad the boys kept fighting after being down by so much early.See you tommorow.
>>144555989>Mookie Betts is a stupid segregationist who probably hates a lot of peopledoubtful. he just wore a shirt for easy virtue signaling points it's not that deep
>>144555974Cope and seethe those teams are all garbage
ASTROS WIN 9-7gg AngelsJV is still washed but the magic number is now 4. Credit to you for sticking with it and not rolling over and dying.See yal tomorrow night
Sneks win
>>144556019what did this shirt say?
>>144556019that was given to him at that game. a lot different story if he rolled into the stadium with it not that it matters
>>144556022Red Sox have 9 World Series, Yankees have 27, and all three teams have beaten the Royals senseless for 30 years.
>>144556044it's upthread>>144556047there ya go
>>144556044we need more white people in prison
>Rags let the Ms score 8 runsThat itself is embarrassing
Gay louis KEK!!!!
>>144556072this is from april
Give it to me straight: Are the Stankees and Doyers imeveitable or will they find a way to choke despite having stacked teams?
>>144556083Neither has won a real ring since 2010. You tell me.
>>144556083both obvious first round exits. dodgers because of no pitching and yankees because of boone
Tatis back to his hacking ways goddammit
>>144556083Dodgers have the worst pitching in the post season. Yankees are just a choking team. It’s the Phils vs the Guardians WS this year, I’m sad to say.
>>144556083If the Yankees make it this is probably the yearThe doyers gotta go through all the landmines in the NL
>>144556083Yankgers is inevitable.
>>144556107My Stros will find a way
>Rangers have officially been eliminated from postseason contentionkek fluke ring RagsIt was almost worth Seattle winning just for that
The Barons beat the SmokiesThis is as close to a Chicago series that we'll ever get in our lifetimes
>>144556083Doyers starting pitching will fail them. Stankees will lose because all it takes is Soto & Judge going cold for a few games and their entire offense collapses.
>>144556096>>144556101>>144556107What's the word on the street?
>>144555934this looks like a black version of my wife. i'll need to save this pic for some scientifc research
>>144556048No one even remembers any of those World Series except for 2015. Big market teams have to win several in a row for anyone to care
This time, the movie has been cancelled. The Toronto Blue Jays have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>>144556083This is the year
At least you finally ended your Legacy of Failure before going back to irrelevancy. The Texas Rangers have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>>144556149>>144556159what's it like doing it for your team?
RAGS KEK FRAUD ASS TEAM
Can't blame this on using washed up vets like Waino. The St. Louis Cardinals have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
doggie doos in playoff form tonight kek
hate to say it but i could actually see the mets making it to the dance :/
>>144556201its official. last year was an asterisk.
>>144556159Now do the Royals. You know it's coming.
>>144556222kek
>>144556198I'm a Rangers fan and it feels sad. At least last year was different.>>144556222Shh not yet.
>dodgers channel still running the kershaw is BACK commercial a month after he died again
>>144556019There are more than black people and white people, dumbass and LA is full of those people and the LA Riots were a Black vs Asian thing that included Ice Cube's "Black Korea". Like Dodgers worked to get brown and asian fans and Mookie rages at it
Meme double fuck yah Merrill
Honestly I'm still in awe at how the mall cops memed their way into a ring last year. Somebody explain
alright Pages
>>144556244again. he just wore a shirt about black folk which was apparently gifted to him. because it's easy virtue signal pointslet's all settle down
Mookie Betts: Legacy of Racism
Keep it calm
What is /mlb/'s thoughts on the Alex Verdugo experiment?
calm-em
that funky muncy
>>144556270It's over.
>>144556270>red headed mexi muttsISHYGDDT
>>144555337it's to find out which accounts are broadcasting the pirated streams. they go through each connected account and play the sound at a different time to see which one is responsible for the broadcast
>>144556270I just remember him being king of the warning track in his dodger days. 20 more pushups a day and he'd have 40 dingers a season
>>144556260>>144556264It's just sad how everyone doesn't want me, okay. Feels like even baseball stars would rather me just go away
what are they chanting at ohtani? he chy-nee?
>>144556318stfu already and just watch the game
OHTANI BOMB
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
Dam Tani locked in
G O A TOAT
BIG FLY OHTANI SANNUMBER 52
>>144556323J-A-P
GOATOAT
OHTANIDOESITAGAIN
DINGERTANI
francisco lindor who?
>>144556270As expected. He pretty much played to the back of his baseball card, except the avg & doubles are a bit down but he's a Fenway Park babby so that was expected.
he's going to overtake judge
mookie's reaction
He had to T Rex his arms to get to that holy fucking shit
mookie is a first ballot HOF and he's like "holy shit!"
That's our unclutch God with another homer
MY GOAT
>>144556364I’m pretty sure mookie doesn’t like him
I’m going to play civ v tonight and destroy the Native American empire
kek
>>144556270needs to be sent back to the bush league
>>144556389you might be right about that
>>144556389mookie realizes ohtani is better than him, not just better but much better; a hard pill to swallow
Grrrrr I hate thugtani!!
How the fuck do the Yankees only score 1 run against Oakland of all teams?
>>144556439no soto
watching the game with the real app for commentary is very amusing
>Has to wait 15 years to get paid>Hits 52 homeruns>He does it for free Ohtani is basically a janny.
>>144556398zased
Vesia has been the best bp arm this year, consistent the entire season.
>>144556460do the doyers have to pay him if he gets arrested for gambling in 5 years?
>>144556474god damn it why did I have to post that
>>144556474jinx
>vesiahe's postseason ready
>>144556495Thanks buddy.
>>144556474>>144556495no pitcher is perfect though one is bound to give up a dinger eventually
that old guy's gonna get drunk and get into a fight in the parking lot
Go rockietop go! Beat them dodgerfags!
damnit vesia>>144556474eh shit happens, surprised because he only shits it up with runners on
this is what the food was btw
>>144556517thank you for this post, confucius
i reckon itll take 4 doyerpacos to fight him
>>144556389There's nothing to indicate that he dislikes him. He always talks him up at like every single opportunity. On his podcast, during interviews, and on social media.
TEOOOOOOOOO
teo :)
TEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
T E OEONUMBER 30
TEO
TEOSCAR
>>144556588I hate the term goat it is so overused and doesn’t account for future greats. The term just shouldn’t used ever it’s so retarded I really hate it so much
guys i needa go make some dinner you think los doyer hermanos can keep the lead until i come back?
TEEEEOOOOO thanks for making up for Vesia >>144556389I'm just speculating here but I think it's more the feeling of not being the number one star on the team, that Mookie has never really experienced before. He does say good things about him on his podcast
>>144556588probably just a shit post though there does seem to be a Jap schizo on 8 chan that does think that
Rockiesbros, we got hopeful
What happens if the dodgers are tied with the Phillies for best record? Who gets the one seed?
>>144556567Only enough for 1 doyers fan
>>144556567Looks good. And that helmet looks sick
>>144556646phillies have the tiebreaker
>>144556646What's their against them in the regular series?
>>144556656What is the tiebreaker?
>>144556662Phillies won both series handily
>>144556650i look like this
>>144556005Astros will slam the door on them early next week
>>1445566625-1 philly>>144556666winning the regular season series
>>144556666Phillies won the season series against the Dodgers so they get the 1 seed in the event of a tie
>>144556678what's the next tie breaker if they split? run differential? record within their respective divisions?
>>144556678>>144556678>>144556666Kek I already knew I just wanted to remind doyer fans how badly they got beat down by my feelies >today I will remind them
>>144556698based phillychad mogging the doyerdumbdumbs
>>144556695Collective team cock length
>>144556355The award isn't for the best player; it's for MVP, my friend. Without Ohtani, the Dodgers would still win the West or easily make the playoffs. Without Lindor, the Mets might win 75 games. The Mets lost their ace and 3 top bullpen arms for most of the season. They have no one with an OPS over .800 and started 22-33 because Lindor had a bad start. He's carried the team. The Dodgers have 4 others over .800, and Smith was over for most of the year.
>>144556635nah. Mookie said very early in st everyone wanted to watch Ohtani workout to see what made him tick. He said he didn't work harder or longer than everyone else. He was just bigger, stronger and more talented than everyone else.
>>144556708i'd like to believe ohtani kept them in the running when mookie and others went out due to injury
>>144556567
>>144556708vpn off bud
>>144556698wanted another crack at you until Glasnow and Stone went down. now all we have is a punchers chance like any other shitter.
>>144556708so if someone hits 100 homers, .400 avg, 20 season WAR, he shouldnt be mvp if his team won 120 games? i hate this logiccaptcha: 4SH0J
>>144556708This is the most retarded argument ever lmao. The Dodgers entire pitching staff has been hurt all year. Shohei stepped up into the leadoff spot when Mookie went out. He has 122 RBI batting leadoff for more than half of the season. He has carried the team and he has better stats than Lindor in every single category. Not that any of that matters because Shohei IS winning his third MVP this year and little Lindorfags are just gonna have to live with it
Oh shit Iriarte sighting good for you big dawg
>>144556747it's the 1947 Dimaggio over Williams argument but even more retarded
>soto enters the game>game becomes interesting
>>144556764>jody maggio
Immediately shitting the bed in the first extra inning. Good fucking Jon mcfarland
>>144556706ohtani and yamamoto bring that stat down
Fuck bunting
>>144556788wrong
>>144556788Mookie has more length and girth on his own than the Phillies entire pitching staff
>>144556795Japan women have tiny hands, if anything that confirms it
rally time
>doyer fans actually defending the length of shohei othani's penis nowthe absolute state
>>144556795bruh otani is asian and hes on roids. homie is packing like 2"
>eggman stole a bagnice
>>144556788idk, those asian ladyboys in /gif/ threads have some hogs on they/them
safetani
SAFETANI
Safetani!
if I were a manager I would simply beat to death any pitcher that forgot to cover a base
That pitcher be sleeping on the mound.
>>144556814
>>144556815that LA bleeds blue slogan should bring some lulz when somebody get murdered in the parking lot during the playoffs.
>>144556795
THE FIRST EVER 52/52 PLAYER
52/52/52
stealtani!
52/52This will literally never be broken
If he 55 / 55... Are we going to see another card?
Zoomer hereOhtani is making me go zoomie right now
He's really gonna get 55-55, huh
>>144556849swede, thoughts on ohtani's penis?
>>144556858He wants dem quads
>>144556855>these digits
Ohtani is actually just insane. Most fun player to watch ever
wtg Teo
that slide mark on ohtani's butt looks like doodoo
>>14455685555/55 confirmed!!
>we are doing _5 clubs now just for ohtanidoyer playoff choke kino gonna really hit this year frfr
He's only one homerun behind Judge
ohtani's comically tiny penis gives him an unfair advantage in base stealing because it makes him more aerodynamic
>>144556855
>>144556878
>yet another white sox getting shut outIs it really that hard to just simply hit a ball?
>>144556883no cap on god
Mookie Betts should focus on stealing bases beginning next season. He’d be like a speedy Tony Gwynn since the OPS numbers are already there. 30-40 stolen bases per season should be well within reach for a limber outfielder his size.
>>144556883it's gonna suck but watching Ohtani right now is something else
someone is gonna have to go through all the stats and establish the 15/15, 25/25, 35/35, and 45/45 clubs now, damn.
>>144556887interesting. jeff passan just tweeted this as well
>>144556899ohtani is still the only 45/45 player ever
don't forget to recylce bros >>144554837
Ohtani has balls of steal
>>144556896he's really not very fast, just quick.
let's go
>>144556899Well I can tell you right now there's no one but Ohtani in the 45/45. Best anyone did was 42/42. Ohtani has 10 over that. It's fucking insane.
>>144556922this is your first year watching baseball and you have no reference point for any of these stats
maybe ohtani got some of that radiation like godzilla
>>144556922Acuna literally had 40/70 last year
>>144556948sides status: in orbit
>poopoopeepeecacapoodres
>POOOOOOOOOODRES
>>144556963Yeah but he didn't hit 45 homers so not 45/45
>white sux
recycle>>144554837>>144554837>>144554837
>>144554877slut
