gay Barves lost to the fish lolprev >>144551073
lets go ahead and bump this thread for later
bump 'em!
Ohtani!
doyers
Doyers
WE ALL HATE THE DODGERS!
Mets are still alive!
Don't care we still own the lakers and lebron
>>144556921no, i like them
>>144554837oh no ya don'tThe nu was mine and you know itWe need nu though
very nice full moon in that shot
>>144554837previous>>144554832
>authenticating the base for ohtani's 52nd stealThey're going to do this for every steal now aren't they kek
Lol Suarez
>>144556921why do dadfags have to be this way. This whole """rivalry""" was memed into existence by the (((Media)))) in 2020 and everyone bought into it by 2022.
>>144556949
FUCKING POODRES HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!
LOLPOODRES
>>144556959why would you not be rivals with the teams in your division?
kek
KEK POODRES
>POODRES
POODRES
gg yankee
oh boy the lawn mowers are getting uppity again, can't wait for the nlds choke kek
Yes, Yankees win
>>144555555kek
>>144556978old enough to remember when the Padres were perpetually in the basement that there was an implicit divisional broship
kekinihttps://x.com/whitesox/status/1837345267034534016
waow a complete game
>>144557021??
Cubbies
>>144557024How can that announcer be so excited for a 118 loss team?>LETS GOAre you fucking kidding me?
will Ohtani end up with more homers than Judge
>>144557040WE AIN'T TAKIN THAT!
>>144557035>The obliterator of oakland
anglels
>>144557024lmao
>>144557040nothing wrong with getting jazzed about possibly beating a playoff team at the end of an abysmal season
>>144557040>118
The Shields Cup is beisbol's most hotly contested rivalry series
>>144557041Probably end up a tie. Judge is slowing down. I think 55 for each
>>144557024lol
>>144556978I sometimes forget the marlins exist and while I certainly want to beat the other teams in the division more than anyone else, I don't hate them.
baseball is a regular season sport
>>144557063Impressive to dinger a triple digit fastball though.
And now the daddies are going to win.Doyer fans and looking stupid - name a more classic duo
>>144557059why is he wearing a phillies undershirt?
>>144557071they've been doing it all season
>highlight of the season is your AA team>being a White Sox fan
>>144557071my balls and your mouth
>>144557069this. i stop watching once game 162 is over
>kopech gave up a homer
>>144557057You were saying?
>>144557082No, the highlight of my season is a pitcher for the Braves winning an award.
OH NO NO NO DOYERHERMANOS
poopdres, get it, cause they play like poopy
>>144557071LOL
>poopoopeepeepoodres
>>144557071holy fucking KEK i bet YOU feel fucking RETARDED right now
>>144557041Dodgers close out the regular season with a 3 game series in Colorado so I think Ohtani. Juiced balls + elevation will be like a video game. Lol
>doyarfags laugh at poodres for letting the sox score>dinger immediately scores afterwards Lmao
>poodres goint to extras against the 2024 white soxOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>144557086doyers fan btw
>>144557082They beat the Smokies. That's a big W in my book!
>>144557071kekkies
Why is crony even off the bag there his run means fucking nothing
>>144557071You stupid piece of shit. Fucking kys
>>144557118Staying out of a GIDP means something
>i turn off poodres to watch doyers>white sox score>i turn off doyers to watch poodres manfredball>pebbles scorehow can I profit from this?
>>144557082As a White Sox fan I know that we're never allowed to have hope but can I break that rule and PLEASE PLEASE ask that Rikuu Nishida be good and our 2B of the future?
gg Pebbles
Doyers won that game gg rox magic number down to 5
WE LOVE ITgg rockies see ya tomorrow
gg Roxsee you tomorrow
the white sox are not a serious organization
>>144557152Evelyn <3
>wh*te sux
Doyers won :)
>>144557157It only took you until now to realize?
White Sox are fucking useless
Dodgers win
>>144557152i would really like to smell this woman
anyone ever notice how the WHITE sox actually wear BLACK caps, socks, and uniforms? what's the deal with that?
>>144557166They're literally about to lose 118 games Final total might be 124 or 125
>>144557124You just dive out of the way halfway anyways and worst case you can get in a run down
>>144557136Dude has negative power, he's never going to be anything special. The most you can hope for is defense, but you can't actually hope for that because the White Sox have been the worst defensive team by a ridiculous margin over the last 10 years, they clearly have no idea what they're doing on that front.
someone post the big tittied doyer prostitute jumping onto the bed again
>>144557152
Anyone see the NYT article about the White Sox.It's so much worse than anyone could have ever thought. I'm shocked at the things that were said and exposed.It really makes me wonder why former players and staff never have spoken up about it?
>>144557179Getting into a rundown on a force out is pretty rare.
>>144557174you can't wear white uniforms on the road
Dodgers with Ohtani never won a world series
>>144557194Try posting this again in November I dare you.
>>144557174You need to get your eyes checked
im going to sleep. no one disturb me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gg1ehnDoY8
30 teams was a mistake
>>144557184
And it's over lol
>>144557180Well that sucksBack to having no hope for anything then
NANDO WALKS OFF THE WHITE SOXJAMES SHIELDS LOL
>yt sux
O'Taney doesn't sound like a Japanese name to me
>>144557229Poetic
Padres magic number to clinch a playoff spot is 3
>>144557222Baseball was a mistake
With the Diamondbacks beating the Brewers that's pretty much the bye guaranteed. 4 games ahead with 8 games to go.
Stupid ass game Padres were lucky to win. Hopefully the end of Suarez closing. Good test for Shildt IMO, you cannot paper over that performance with 2-3 other studs in the BP
Seriously though, is there any one franchise out there that's had it worse than the White Sox?That's loss number 118 now. New record is coming really soon.
>doyerpacos really thought the Chadres would losekek what a bunch of room temperature IQ borderhoppers
GG cum socks, close one there, time too cum
>>144557223Nice
>>144557244>44Dubs confirms
>Needing extra innings to beat the White SuxKek
>needing extras to beat the white soxkek poodres
>>144557245
>>144557257>>144557259>1 second aparthivemind
>needing extras to beat dwight's oxkek poodres kek
>>144557248rooting for the poodres downfall because of this degenerate btw
2 more free wins for the Padres incoming>doyers thought they had a chance
>doyerjorges still seethingkek
>>144557276based
Doyerhermanos.... I feel the White Chadres breathing down our necks....
>>144557244Checked, but they can only break the Met's record of 120. Spiderschads stay losses-winning with the all time record of 134
>>1445572805*
Padrebros we got lucky there
EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN!>BEAT LAS VEGAS 11-4!EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN!>BEAT LAS VEGAS 11-4!EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN!>BEAT LAS VEGAS 11-4!EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN!>BEAT LAS VEGAS 11-4!
I'm excited for the padres dodgers series in a few daysshould be all time kinosovl
>>144557296>1899White Sox will still have the record from 1900 on
>>144557021This is canon now thanks to Chan Ho Park
eke oh lawd EKE!!
Zero rings
Are the white sux proof that the MLB needs relegation?
>>144557327No it’s proof shitcago needs to be nuked
>>144557326James Shields lol
>>144557321kek that's a really impressive level of suck. I just gotta bask in it. Over a hundred years.
>>144557325I'm pickle Rich Hahn!!!
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5773947/2024/09/19/white-sox-failure-worst-season-history/
>>144557326James Shields KEK
>>144557327No. Go back to divegrass, fag.
>The White Sox would need to win seven of their last nine games to avoid tying the 1962 Mets’ 120 losses for the worst record in modern baseball history. They are the first team since 1900 to have three separate losing streaks of 12 or more games. Opponents have outscored them by more than 300 runs. Few expected the South Siders, who lost 101 games last year, to contend. But no one predicted this level of incompetence.
>>144557324Steve Garvey
so like, the dodgers just play games with 9 relievers now? They don't have any starters left because they all got injured?
It's late night /mlb/, time for a closer look.....
cleveland my beloved...
>>144557346Should they just restart contraction then?
>>144557326Incels be seethin bwahhaa just fucked a cali 9 what the FUCK have you done besides urg gakt ugh sigh'd since the tatis trade LMFAO kek. Just lmfao!!!
>>144557356Bullpen games are just a way to give starters another day of restExpect Buehler to start tomorrow
>>144557340>The difference between the White Sox and other clubs is so stark, players who leave Chicago for other teams celebrate their freedom by texting each other “This is the big leagues.”>“They don’t do the little or the big things right,” said a recently departed veteran.How can things actually be this bad?
>>144557356we got yamamoto, flaherty, buehler and landon knackthat should be enough right?
>https://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/story/2024-09-20/shohei-ohtani-derserves-nl-mvp-50-50-dodgers
>>144557382At least we have 2005, when was your ring bitch?
Chaddies are fuckin us...
>>144557340thanks. starting to read and already seething about the plane. fuck that piece of shit.
>>144557391Cute title
>>144557356yea, bullpen games are basically their 5th starter. and as crazy as that is, Buehler & Yamamoto will probably only go 5 innings max in their starts leading up to the playoffs.
>>144557392>A-at leastlmao are you gonna cry?? HERE'S A GIF 4 YA !!!!BITCH
Chadres run this bitch
It's happening. History is coming. Are you ready?
The average number of SBs for players who hit more than 50 HRs: 7.4The average number of HRs for players who had more than 50 SBs: 8.4
>>144557410>winning record vs the gay braveslmao!!
Something aside the fact that ohtani should win the MVP, have the BBW AAs considered how funny it would be for /mlb/ if he didn’t?
>>144557419TMAPOOOOON GAAAAAAYRASY!!!!
>Tyler Glasnow frustrated by recurring elbow issues: ‘It’s just, like, exhausting’>https://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/story/2024-09-20/dodgers-tyler-glasnow-frustrated-by-elbow-issues
>>144557410>tardians>tampa gays>angels>houston
chaddy boy up in this hooo
>>144557420took down a Rickey Henderson record tonight also with most games in a season with a homer and a stolen base.
>>144557419I can't believe the 1962 Mets are about to be let off the hook.Now the Mets will have no blemishes on their records anymore
>>144557436please heal well
someone please fuck my ass
>>144557436I will take apologies for saying the Glasnow signing was going to be a trap for whatever team got him .
>>144557420Yea, the pizza box bases and throw over rules TOTALLY don't mean anything.
I could suck a mean cock right now....ngh..mfh...i-its already in my ass!~!!
What other fanbase has ever had it as bad as White Sox fans?
>>144557471not unless he requires another surgery
please...my ass needs a thick cock to stretch it out
>>144557474Swede, your response?
>>144557474Where are the other 50-50s? Why does no one but him and Elly have more than 50 steals this season?
>>144557497not just the sb totals, it's how efficient he's been doing it
Houspie rides again..cover ya...tracks...dont get... Tunnel vision...stay on the right...track...make sure to keep it baseball related...or ya might be sent on a one way...ticket... to...chooville....
>>144557511fuck that faggot
>>144557478doyersfan btw
>>144557479Bears
>>144557497Pretty impressive he cut down getting caught 27% of the time to 7% of the time!
>>144557479Oakland are literally losing their team you fucking retard
>>144557534Don't kill the messenger but someone tells me many are getting...dealt with...they peaked some sort of ""list" if you will... Keeps the ninnies in line they tell me...me?? Im just here to... seamlessly...transition into baseball talk! Some of these stories left me in,,, stitches...
>>144557564Makes no sense. Why is Oakland the one losing their team when they've only lost 87 games while the White Sox have lost 118?
>doyers call up ben casparius>don't play him at all today
>>144557556btw Ricky Henderson got caught 19% of the time.
>>144557580All about stadium money and Manfred wants a team in Vegas. And what Manfred wants, Manfred gets.
My Jints
>>144557592I thought he would be the bulk guy today
>>144557610how'd you get swept at home by the poodres and now perform on the road against other playoff teams?
>>144557610is it true you guys don't let anyone under 18 into the stadium anymore
>>144557497the league is catching up to the rule changes. i think analytics saw stealing bases as not really efficient, but the pitch clock, larger bases, etc have changed that.
>>144557497Why did ohtani never have 30 before this year? Why has he stolen 2x more than at any other time in his career? Why is his CS down 20%? Why do you gargle his semen before bed every night?
>>144557766Because he's been actively working on improving that aspect of his game? Doc said he was focusing on improving his baserunning all the way back in spring training. Of course it helps that he doesn't have to pitch this year so he can put extra attention towards it. It's pretty easy to explain. Now explain why others aren't doing what Ohtani is doing. It should be easy right? Why aren't they stealing 50+ with 93% success rate? Why is it only Ohtani?
>>144557804And the semen?
Is anyone else getting annoyed by the Ohtani worship? He's good but he's being overhyped. He likely won't finish in top 20-25 career WAR
>>144557052Cute.
>>144557190Link?
>>144557939>>144557340
>>144557952Thanks
>>144557804A healthy Acuña can get to 50-50 easily and you know it. Oh wait I forgot you started watching baseball this season.Shut the fuck up already faggot.
>The lucky fan who ended up with Ohtani’s 50th home run ball was offered $300,000 by Dodgers’ reps, according to Andy Slater of Fox Sports 640. The fan rejected the offer and kept the ball, according to Craig Mish of the Miami Herald.
You should know this one /mlb/
>>144558033>easilyyou don't shit about baseball. probably less than Sweden.
>>144558052Turn your vpn back on
>>144558065go back to looking at pictures of teenaged boys on /b/
>>144558081What a wild ass projection that was lmao.
ump was a brohttps://twitter.com/themunson/status/1837184477308801134
>>144558044THE CUBBIE BEARS!!!!
>>144558093>dumpgers
the social media guy on the wsox account is funny
>>144557646uh no
>>144558033Sure Acuna *could* theoretically at some point have a 50-50 season if the stars aligned perfectly. Just like Ohtani could theoretically have a 60-60 season if the stars aligned perfectly. It could've even been this season, but it wasn't so what's the argument here? Has Acuna gone 50-50? No. Was he ever close? No.
>>144558081you got something you need to get off your chest?
>>144558035smart move. some jap billionaire will offer more.
Whenever I see this flag I know I can safely ignore that post, because nothing of value will have been said.
>>144558141you are CORRECT
>>144557257>>144557259A win is a win and there is no such thing as style points.
>>144558337How about our flag then?
>>144558381That flag is okay. Sweden is just legitimately retarded and i ignore all of his posts.
Is Ohtani officially the goat of baseball now? Or is it being overblown?
Since the Allstar break Ohtani has had 23 home runs and 29 stolen bases while getting caught stealing once across 57 games. Extrapolate that to a 162 game season and it's 65 home runs and 82 stolen bases with 2 caught stealing. Clearly Ohtani has the "potential" to do even better if he hadn't started as slow as he did. But he did. That did happen. Seasons aren't perfect and players slump. Potential ability to do something isn't worth shit unless it's actually done. Acuna can get his 50-50 roses when hr actually achieves 50-50.And now I will turn off my computer so if you want to endlessly seethe about imaginary VPNs, I won't be here to read it.
>>144558233Acuna hit 41 twice, both in over 700 plate appearances. He'll never sniff 50 homeruns.
>>144558438He is great but the hype is also overblown.
>>144558441been lucky to be healthy this season also
>>144557497Now that (((analytics))) is starting to be ignored as far as stolen bases & strikeouts don't matter, you'll start seeing it. >First 3 40/40 guys are the juiced era poster boys Canseco, Bonds & Arod. >Alfonso Soriano is the only "clean" one and that's iffy >Acuna & Ohtani get it back to back yearsJose Ramirez is 4 homeruns away. So the only 2 (possibly 3) to do it without steroids happened in the past 2 years and you don't think the Manfred meme bases, can't block bases, oven mitts and throw over rules aren't because of it? lol
>>144558441Has this swedish faggot ever discussed another player besides ohtani? He doesn’t even talk about the dodgers unless it’s ohtani related.
>>144558543why are there exactly 2 players in the entire league with over 50 stolen bases right now if it's so easy?
>>144558572Because it isn’t easy to do, just like hitting 50 HRs is not easy to do, but you ohtanitards are clearly glossing over the role the rule changes are playing just to claim ohtani is some kind of god. Which is why people are making fun of you.
>>144558624only you're not very bright so trying to make fun of people that understand the significance of what's going on more than you do is actually ineffective.
>>144558438he'd be goat in my eyes if he pitched in the playoffs
>>144558572This year and last year are 2 of the top 3 seasons league wide for stolen bases. 1987 is tops and that's because of black boi magic. That's how I know it's much easier now.
>>144558662Lmao you’re doing it again. I’ve actually defended ohtani multiple times, even had that one schizo accuse me of being the Swede with a VPN. But you can’t even admit that without these new rules, and ohtani being a full time DH, that this 50/50 season probably would not have happened. You doyer fucks have all become so insufferable that I just laugh at the trolling now.
>>144557646Wtf.
>>144558854>it's not easy but it is easy because of the rule changes and it's only happening because of these optimal conditions lmao I'm not seethingjust shut up retard
>>144557391He might not be unanimous but he will win it
>>144558572Because baseball still operates on 'muh true 3 outcomes' of walk, KO, homerun. They'd rather not take that 20% (roughly the throw out rate) chance of losing the base runner, since everyone swings for the fences. If there were guys that could hit above .300 & get a run in from second instead of either hitting a homerun or striking out, they'd be running wild with these new rules. Plus Ohtani gets to dictate how he's used. I guarantee he told the Doyers that he always has a green light to go. Supposedly he's very into baseball history so he knows it's significant to be the first to do this. I'd like to see how many times he stole a base when they were up 4 or 5 runs. I just watched a clip of his 50 stolen bases and it looked like 10-15 times there wasn't even a throw.
>>144558891Lmao most intelligent doyerfag, look at his SB stats from prior years, they’re posted in this thread. He never had more than 27. Now with larger bases, limited pickoffs, the pitch clock, new blocking rules, and being a DH only, he has doubled his total and cut his CS rate by 20%. I said it’s easIER with the new rules you illiterate LA tranny beaner. Faggots like you are why I won’t bother defending him anymore, you’re incapable of objectivity. Now buy a rope you’re gonna need it come the NLDS.
>>144558999cope you pseud. as if I wasn't bashing weebs yesterday claiming he was indisputably the goat. tonight it's you faggots that try to diminish his accomplishments because you don't like the team he plays on. stay lame you fucking manchild.
Obviously this is going to be Ohtani's best hitting year since he can fully concentrate on the bat, I'm just enjoying his performance but I can't wait to watch him pitch as a doyer (until his elbow blows up as is tradition in doyerland)
I couldn't respond because I was watching beetlejuice 2, but seeing that we won, this team never quits! Yes I know it's the white sux, and yes Robert Suárez needs to learn new pitches, if white Sox are hitting off Suarez, this dude is a liability via closing. Gotta demote for now. Good win, magic number is 3!
White Sox won that game
>>144559133>>144559100Oh double repost, mb!
>>144559040Lmao you typed that with tears in your eyes. I already admitted he’s a great player, he’s obviously one of the best players in the league and the only two way player. But any mention of mlb’s stated intent of making SBs “more prevalent” (easier) to today’s game having obviously benefitted him in a year when he isn’t pitching and you have a complete meltdown. Worse than the faggots complaining about muh dead/juiced balls. Also fuck the doyers lmao.
>>144559100I made it transparent because I wanted to see how it would look
>>144559175you were found out.don't try to play it off lameoid.
>>144559246>>144559195It was a funny movie! Ima see aliens next week.
>>144557410>Worst team since 1899 has a winning record against my RaysJust blow it all up.
>>144559232
>>144559183>>144559183It looks really nice! I asked my artist friend to make a template for everyone to make their edits, I'll let you know when he responds back!
THREE MORE LOSSESTHREE MORE FOR THE WHITE SOX TO FREE THE METS FROM THIS RECORD40-120 WILL NO LONGER BE THE WORST
>>144558543analytics aren’t suddenly being ignored. the rules were changed because of analytics.
>>1445593695$ for a padres hat 2huI’ll do it tomorrow though
Gape Amanagain Ballpark kekGape Amanagain Ballpark kek!!!!
>>144559590
The Los Angeles Ohtanis
100 stolen bases / 30 home runs
>>144559481Baseball boys look like THAT!??!!?!??!
>>144559995Rickey would have stolen 2nd and 3rd every single time he was on base these days
chat what do we think about this
>>144560163This faggot really just said chat
>>144560325:^)
>>144560325Problem?
>>144554837just remembered angels had both trout and ohtani
the Phillies!
lol
>The White Sox now stand three losses from a “modern” record and need to go 3-5 from here to avoid a share of the worst record since 1899.Damn. And I thought us Reds fans had it bad.
>>144561695now show lindor's stats if he didnt have to play defense and just focused on hitting :)
>every single team in the National League top 8 has a better record than their American League counterpart in their top 8>despite getting to play 3-4 extra games against the White Sox, minimumJunior League status: confirmed.
>>144558035I thought the dodgers just harass and extort people who catch important home run balls instead
>>144557047zesty to the maxxx
I knew the Shartinals were going to fall off but it's still crazy they are at .500 with a -61 run differential.
>>144562928>stares blankly from dugout
>>144557248Um, Cheesed to meet you
I hope White Sox win more so the mest can keep the record because I do not like the mest.
>>144558451Acuna could definitely hit 50 if he pulled the ball in the air more.
>>144562877The difference is he was in Miami, not LA. Plenty of Miami officials to authenticate that ball who don't give a shit about getting Ohtani the best deal
>>144563653At this point they need to go like 7-1
Eight more games and we can finally put a bullet into this lame horse.Happy trails Paul Goldschmidt and Lance Lynn.
>>144563730And he could stay healthy.
>>144563750Based
Split the two with the gaystarsOnly 2 behind the giants which there are 2 games with them next then only 5 more games after that including 3 more with the gaystarsTigersnakamas, this is the timeとらほー!!
>>144563974i almost hope next year is just as bad so it might force the front office to get rid of mo and marmolset
>>144564649Mo is leaving after next year anyway
>>144557479>have made the playoffs and finished above .500 multiple times his century >one awful season later>they're now the more suffering franchise in baseball Imagine the embarrassment when they rebound to 90 wins in a few years
>>144565876>thinking it's only about records and one seasonSomeone didn't read the article.>>144557340
good morning, have you started getting angry about the houston astros yet? it's almost that time of year again.
>JDM is 0-31 at the most crucial stretch of the season>Otto is garbage >Everyone still got befuddled by Sanchez>Peterson has looked mortal againI am way too nervous for the braves series knowing damn well Schwellenbach and Sale are going to pitch. Just split the Phillies and get to Atlanta.
bombs or dingers?
>>144566222Sometimes, I hate the asstros so much that I cannot sleep.
>>144566243Lol stfu bitch
>>144566568>Sometimes, I hate the asstros so much that I cannot sleep.good. good. perhaps you'll get a nice reminder if the umps will help your little stankees get to the ALCS of what happened last time the glorious astros had to deal with the stankees in the ALCS.
swinging for the fences is cringe. its all about average. the league is moving that direction, im just ahead of the curve
>swinging for the fences is cringe. its all about average. the league is moving that direction, im just ahead of the curve
The Red Sox are 3 game back from winning the World Series.I spoke to Manfred, he said that this will be the greatest comeback in baseball history since 2004.
>>144566748>what happened last time (Astros, Yankees, ALCS)They cheated? lol. This will just be a rematch except this time the astros can’t cheat to win. Enjoy getting eliminated by a full powered Yankee team.
>>144567044>t. screeching stankees faggotlol @ the fact that the stankees faggot just has to LIE about the 4-0 house cleaning the glorious astros gave his umpire merchants says it all. totally gutless faggot, just like a true stankees "fan".
Once we fusion with Seattle Mariner pitching, there is nothing stopping the Mets.
>>144554837UHHHHH...Metbros?
>>144567164>have sex>go to prisonreminds me of someone
What's great is that the Phillies clinched a playoff spot. What's also great, is that the Braves can't win the NL East
>>144567124Cry about it.
Good morning /mlb/. Go Yankees!
>Be the Reds>Have existed for 9001 years>Let the Phillies claim "Red October" before you
ugh kek
>>144567458Kino oc.
>>144567433no tears here, little stankees faggot. the glorious astros have won 2 WS championships in the past 7 years (with a 3rd on the way) and a HISTORIC 7 (with an 8th on the way) consecutive ALCS appearances. the stankees haven't done *shit* in the mean time. it's time to stop psychologically projection onto your superiors, squirt. now pipe down and stop embarrassing yourself, stankees retard.
>>144567504TLDR.
>>144567490I fixed it and gave the little one a hat as well.
Cubbies have a chance.
Goddam I didn’t think anyone could ever make me side with the Yankees but asstros faggots on this genny are so cringe it’s embarrassing
Cubbies gonna shock da world
>>144567541>i have no argument, siri accept your admission of defeat, little stankees faggot. it's over.
>>144567623You’re gay
>>144560380I didn’t enjoy it
>>144567668actually, you are gay. know how i know? because you have sex with other males
>>144567755Actually that’s you.
>You’re gay
>>144567812That’s actually what you look like
>That’s actually what you look like
>>144567859In reality, that’s you.
>In reality, that’s you.
Cubbies got a chance
>>144568086yeah, a chance to shit their pants
>>144568131Dafaq?
>>144567702it wasn't as good as everyone made it out to be, but I'm also more of a melodic post black metal fan myself anyway.
Astros are done this year kek.
>>144566915They could win all their remaining games and still not make the playoffs. They needed the sweep against the Rays and more importantly the win last night against the Twins. It’s over.
>>144567811Diamondbacks really committing to the fun quadrant
>>144568372yep, the division's pretty much wrapped up and they can really only wait and see how much more umpire help the stinkees get and if the guardians' luck will run dry so they can get the 1 or 2 seed instead of the 3.
>>144568739all gas no brakes baybee. postseason should be crazy
>>144568793looking through their roster I can't believe how good AJ Puk has been for them. He was awful to start the year. Since June 23 his ERA is 0.23 in 38 innings with 61 ks. Maybe they can get an Andrew Miller performance in the playoffs
>>144554837My pirates ):
done this year.
Which MLB player got they booty ate by P. Diddy and why is it Mookie?
>>144569470recker
>>144569470Anthony Recker
>>144568131kek
Good morning cuties of /mlb/!
>>144569694what the fuck
>Adley Rutschman is sitting on 399 career hits and trying to become only the third catcher to reach 400 within his first three major league seasons, following Jason Kendall’s 442 in 1996-98 and Russell Martin’s 430 in 2006-08. His 140 extra-base hits rank first.There were seriously some faggots a couple of days ago saying Rutschman isn't that good.
So what does it feel like having your team going to playoffs? Asking for uh, a friend.
>>144569470mookie the zestman
>>144569992it's nice. cherish it
>>144554832tits
it's crazy how they forced universal dh so that ohtani could sign with the dodgersdh does not belong in the nl
>>144569992bags of sand
>>144570679Nearly all the new rules need to go. Only allowing a pitcher two pick off attempts is ridiculous. So is the ghost runner bs in extra innings.
>>144570923>>144570679Where were you fuckers a few weeks ago? Zoomers were freaking out on me for hating on the Manfraud runner.
>>144569799perfect camera angle. a player in the dugout behind him poured out some water and it looked like it was 'falling' out of the batter.
>>144570828lel
>>144571214158th in sprint speed per statcast. stay mad troon.
>>144571214I started watching baseball again this season after many years. I’m trying to adapt to all the new changes like the oven mitts. I’m a Luddite who never wore batting gloves to hit so it’s hard to accept all this.
>>144571422are you having some kind of spastic fit you’d like to talk about with the thread?
>>144571520if only you'd like that to be the case instead of the reality of my post revealing how utterly moronic your reasoning is.
>>144571585I’m curious what point you think I was making that had anything to do with sprint speed, zoomie zoom
ITFCB
>>144569790Good afternoon on Caturday.
>>144569814His September and late August he's been kinda cold but his defence was still solid|though his throwout rate was ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. >-<; -source? Orange Duck fan.
>>144554837baseball is boring
>>144571585Lmao wait your dilating over the ohtranny meme?? Of course you are, absolute pottery. I don’t think this zoomer is aware that the DH didn’t exist in the NL until ohtani came to America, and mlb coincidentally made it a rule just before his contract expired (the actual conversation we were having before you short circuited).
>>144571861feature not a bug
sit the FUCK down!!!
Who did it better: Abrams or Ohtani?
>>144571861that’s true, if you’re fucking retarded
im glad we got eliminated. now i get to watch the entire postseason stress-free.
>go to casino>get optioned as punishment
>>144571649>>144571875too early for blog posting but the implication he only accomplished it because he's a dh is just more faggotry when it's shown he doesn't even have elite sprint speed. having said that, it's a boring argument and I couldn't care less what you mouth breathers believe.
>>144571962based take
>>144571861For those with a short attention span
>>144571968Jesus Christ lmao
>>144571964apparently dude was gambling until 8am and had training/a game the same day, retard activities.
>having a conversation about the new rules in baseball over the past three seasons OHTANI DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ELITE SPRINT SPEED REEEEE STOP MALIGNING HIM FOR BEING A DH
>>144571962I still like you all desu.. You not only gave us Jackson but also several others, I think-sp that the card bros are one of our longest trade partners even going beyond our Babe trade to Red Sox :3
>>144571964I am going to miss Wood and Gore is a serviceable starter, but I'm glad Padres traded Abrams' value near its peak. He is a LF, maybe a 2B at best
>>144571964>>144572082>not having a translator fall guyISHYGDDT
>Manfred added the DH to the NL just so Ohtani could sign with my doyerswtf i love manfred now
>>144572063nice cope brainletswe're all tired of thisyou're tired of hearing about it I'm tired of reading your stupid posts trying to diminish it
>>144572115>tips cap
#Birbbros <(^-^)>
>>144572150reddit.com/r/baseball I hear they have better baseball conversation there
oldfags know that ytmnd had the best baseball discussion
>>144572402zased
>>144572341>>144572150 was meant for >>144572111 alsoDon't delude yourselves. You're in my general. I can kneecap you clowns any time I feel like it. Go ahead and finish up pissing your pants from laughing so hard. this is boring. you're boring.
>>144570679they should get rid of the DH in the AL too. universal DH is fucking gay, if you wanna play you gotta hit
>dh enjoyers would prefer this not existhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVFsq9FQBlc&ab_channel=MLB
sigh kek ack
>>144570679this but unironically
Oldcum here
are we giving the cubs a chance?
give the cubs a chance
any oldcums here remember this epic moment?
doggies
>>144572835As an oldcum, i vagueley remember this
>>144572122That's good, we have Merrill so everything works out perfectly for both of us.
>>144572835Oldcum here. Before my time sadly
>https://x.com/UnfortunateMLB/status/1837567732516114741?t=aFSXJVl_yRf_i6JM7cPMAw&s=19What you think he's thinking right now?
Oldcum here. About to go to Denny's for dinner; anyone want anything?
>>144573060baked potato and some non sweet iced tea
Wellllll there's a little cheer that we like to dooooooSpread your arms and legs, have a friend grab your shoesBring em in loud with no further adoThat's the Cubbie Bear Clap and it takes twoNow do the Cubbie Bear Clap!*clap* *clap*Do the Cubbie Bear Clap!*clap* *clap*Show me your Cubbie Bear Clap!*clap* *clap*One more Cubbiw Bear Clap!*clap* *clap*
>>144573060moons over my hammy. make sure they give me my senior discount.
attaboy hendricks
oldcum here, ama
>>144573132what was baseball like in the 2010s? were the broadcasts in color?
>>144573154no coloreds until tim anderobinson broke the color barrier in 2016
>>144573220only oldcums remember this moment...
>>144573220seriously?
>>144573032https://youtu.be/UGy4rs3V1y4?si=ymivOoCLOSv5xNqj
m a r i n e r s ariners
>>144573758im secretly rooting for the mariners to make the postseason
>>144573060fried cheese melt pl0x!
>>144573060Get me an order of the all-you-can-eat pancakes.
>>144573060I want some old cum
baseball starting soon bros
>>144571964>>144572082
>>144574468Those are some alpha male hands
>>144574468shitty ass organization cj abrams rocks
no hitter over attaboy wisdom
it's already over
>>144574864>>144574871Ya gotta believe!
>>144574912always
Sprint speed is a meme. Rickey Henderson wasn't the fastest sprinter, he just got really good leads off of 1st and knew when to take off.
The milkman cometh
OMG!
how is he so based
189! New career high number of hits for Vladdy
Ranger is cooked
>>144575138he gave up one hit...
>>144575160A long double. Which he’s been giving up a lot lately.
No shot Pete drives in the run here
Maybe the Mets aren't so bad after all. NY Post reporters went to a game wearing Trump and Kamala stuff. The Trump person was treated like a king. The Kamala person was treated like shit:https://nypost.com/2024/09/21/us-news/post-reporters-attend-mets-game-wearing-trump-maga-hat-and-pro-kamala-gear-heres-how-they-were-treated-at-citi-field/
>>144575138en garde this post is not bussin for cap
>>144575227yea, they showed his second half numbers after the IL and I was surprised to see them be that bad. >your pitching was ridiculous first half though.
>RISPIt hurts.
Don't steal on Kirk
good bounce back inning, king
Hope sosa didn’t hurt his hand
>Mets city connect uniform is a knockoff Yankees uniform
El Troll!
>>144575747RONNIE'S LITTLE BROTHER OH M Y GOD
Luis, My Angel!
i've seen enough, Acuna going for a 60/60 season next year and Ohtani will committ sudoku.
>おめでとう 50/50 club #ShoheiOhtani #OneAndOnlyhttps://x.com/OndrejSatoria/status/1837261280534745309
acuna will be your 2025 roty
>>144575839Based Czech electrician
i am so glad that Acuna is not pic related
>>144575947Can you explain for us non hockey watchers?
>>144575996Eric Lindros was a really damn good player. His brother, Brett, was a bust. Back in the 90's, some islanders fans called Brett "the better Lindros"he had 7 career points in only two seasons.
sigh gg nats
>your team>your number of male sexual partnersgo
the chicago cubs have been eliminated from playoff contention
Acuna 2 is so fucking clutch I can't even believe it.
CLENCHED
>pete alonso might play his last home game as a met tomorrowim thinking based
>>144574591he was struggling offensively for a long time. could be a good move that pays off long term. see what kind of character he has.
>gay cubesKWAB
>>144575903qrd? twitter translate function isn't working here
>>144576037injury related bust? he looks like a beast.
>>144576351i still think these (and detroits) are the only good city connects from this current batch
>>144576341He's the Czech pitcher who struck out Ohtani in the WBC with a 79 mph fastball
>>144576266>get gambling addict and party animal back on track by *checks notes* exiling him to Palm Beach where he's only an hour away from Miami and 30 minutes away from the Hard Rock Casinobold move cotton. they should have sent him to Fredericksburg or Rochester or some dreary place. he just got a free vacation to florida
>>144576351looks more like Albies than his brother
>>144576376nah, he was not that good.
>>144576421I think the Apple TV guy said the same thing yesterday lol
>>144576421yeah he definitely does look more like an ozzie than an acuna, which the apple TV broadcast said.
>>144576411thx that's epic
>>144576377really? I don't like them, and I really don't like detroits lol.
kino surprise Boog Powell visit
>>144576415if he's a fuck up you don't have to consider extending/re-signing him and focus on moving him before it blows up in your face
>>144576297Please have some mercy
babby mets lookin good
we need seymour weiner now more than ever
My Jays can't get through Taj Bradley
>>144576632i miss this alvarez way too much. i wonder if that jays game fixed him
nu >>144576705>>144576705>>144576705
500
Are mest losing this too?
>>144573154My Tigers beat the piss out of the Yankees so badly Derick Jeter, Mariano Rivera, and Arod all retired.
