p >>144548201
>>144555222Based thread, based digits.
>>144555222I TRAINY DUBBLE
which one we using? this one or the other one?
>>144555222b-b-beast of a thread b >checked
>>144555254We’re using your mother
>makes thread early>its a shit threadgas america
>heems your vocal cords
>>144555254im in here b
>>144555328this happened to guram and it was never overturned
olivi feet
>>144555220I'll be taking roids and hgh if/when I eventually go bald. I'll go for the gears of war refrigerator build. No recession yet, but it's gonna come in a few years.
How can ufc and PFL improve its diversity, equity, and inclusion?
jones is fucked
>>144555328Didn't even land, white dude's got power
>>144555393
>>144555409>Didn't landThat's where you're wrong kiddo.
>>144555430Wrong webm
Pereira is fucked
Done having wild sex all night and am going celibate until marriage.
>>144555446What's his name?
>>144555328OHHHHHHHHHHHH REUG REUG IS DOWN
>>144555446I went out with a super hot model girl the other day, and for some reason, she let me (pretty average-looking, but have a heemer's physique) kiss her and feel her up and stuff, and she asked me out again in person before the date ended. Problem is, I've been down this road with, like, twenty girls in the last few months. You basically have to sleep with them immediately, 'cause they all wake up the next day and change their minds. I don't know what's up with them these days, but it never used to be like this. Even the ones who'll let you hit just move on or "crash out" now. This is what it means to Face the Pain romantically. Can't trust any of them. Maybe gay celibacy is the way.
what is jones actually chance of beating aspinall? 50%? 30%?
>>144555551It's hard to tell because he had a 30 sec long fake fight with gane in the last 5 years. He looks like he's back on the good juice now so we'll have to see what he looks like vs stipe. The Jones that fought Gane would not have much chance at all vs. tom.
>>144555443*Jones, Stipe or AspinallHe's going to heavyweight
>>144555551>>144555551
>>144555537Didn't ask
>>144555537My (not extensive) experience with chicks is similar. Even when you are winning it seems you can only be winning the losing contest.
>>144555610I'm telling you anyway. You, specifically, champ.
>>144555600pooatan has been calling out big dickus since he won the belt. he's going back down to MW.
>>1445555510% chance the fight happens
will be funny when aspinall gets flushed after jon retires and it becomes clear that he was just a tonyesque fighter
>>144555658That's great b. But Walker is still going to heavyweight where he'll be chasing either Jones, Stipe or Aspinall.
There is only one way to end racism, but you all aren't going to like it.
>>144555786it'd be funnier if Jon beat Tony's losing streak
>>144555853Well, we've been lost in a game of telephone, because the guy you replied to was referring to shartlil, because he has a fight with poohands shortly.
Fights for this feel?
>>144555906too bad gooks without filters are horribly ugly.
>>144555906Pretty much every time Rena fought a non-jap.
>>144555906
Tom will get like 5 title defence, all by first round finish and then somehow find a way to get exposed by Johnny Walker
>>144555871Oh I thought you were implying that Wowlker was coming for Pereira soon, seeing as he starched the current no1 contender into the living death.
>>144555906the internal fight
>stop ducking, Jon.
>>144555537No you didn't>>144555628No it's not
>>144556073>
dont yell at me bud
>>144556003Jerry wants to commit suicide now? Just because he cannot beat Pereira?
>>144556210AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jiri has NEVER committed suicide
Don’t make light of s*icide
>ACK!!!!
jerry would heem death
Jiri has NEVER committed suicide by jumping into a really big light
Chael Sonnen, the goat
just heard that Chael is the GOAT
>>144556418You heard correctly.
>>144556368its 5am and you are posting poohand webms
garble garble Mr. Sonnen
>>144556210https://youtu.be/bcF4-lZbeto?si=ZQRwATyFDmAxS10p
Chael never sent me my PS5 what's up with that
>>144556354A healthy well prepared geeoof nill didn't even wobble Ian.A fat, unprepared, off an injury geeoof nearly heemed shartfag with this shot.
IM UPSET
>>144556626Take the risks and getting the kino finish>stalling point fighting and split decisioningSorry b. I'll always value one over the other. Nothing personal.
>>144556626Talmbout schaubcat cockmanov b? Beast of a prawlspek, hasn't won since 2023.
>Don't pretend like you forgot the Official UFC 300 Theme Of /Heem/ https://youtu.be/wa6hY5lR4pY?t=25
The amazing spectacle of Noche has ruined every other UFC card for me
>>144556730Holy shit this is actually the real ufc 300 card of heem. Every fight is muh boy or anti boy.
>>144556730Pooatan's ppv is shit except for Aldo, buckley vs wonderboy and Mr Harrison. Why does this cad get every good fight?
>>144556730abus vs baby filter nick diaz
https://youtu.be/QqGpWSKJOpcAren't you hyped heem? Walker, Cutalaba and Prachnio' son is fighting the fighter that's the most trriefed of wrestler th UFC has ever seen.And on the co main is Juliena Pena making her grand return to face Raquel Pennington, a woman who has a single post fight bonus in 18 fights.
https://youtube.com/shorts/rTSpEmQskLo?si=v4iyYiXUscrlQMYn
>>144556730I see about 6 fake fights right there
>>144556876Name 3
>heems you
binocular vision is a meme btw
>>144556966there's a bi in my vision right now
>>144556938sharas fightchimaevs fightNeal's fightnZECHukwubus fightanks fight fahkredinovs fight
>>144556951you joke but k-1bong posted a webm earlier of an openweight fight where the lanklet had the same fucking form when throwing to the body, left his hands by his waist and got heem left hookied
>>144556951YouTube shorts were a mistake
>>144556951the fabled back hand jab to lead hand crossi think i saw andre fili do it once
I'm really drunk and I have so many friends around me but I don't want to talk to any ofthem
guys I don't feek so goo*barfs*
>I got you in my sightssoon.
>>144556951Pereira's weight cutting has taken it's toll on his body and mind
>>144556976early stoppage
>>144557073you will regret not talking to people when you had the chance
>>144556951
>>144556976how has poohands failed to actually knock jiri out? both mo and reyes managed
>>144557137How do I make myself do itIt can't be that I just have to do it there must be something more
>>144556730Even the prelims are good
this doo wants to conversate with peasantslions and sheep and such
>>144557198you don't have to but I'm saying the desire not to might be a seed planted by something else. If they are real friends, you'll look back on your youth wishing you'd spent more time off the internet.
I'm drunk as fuck bAlso The Godfather 1 & 2 is the greatest duology in cinematic historyWe all need to be as cold and calculating as Michael Corleone to succeedFavorite booked fight? For me it's Chimaev destroying Whittaker
Greatest Duology?Lara Croft Tomb Raider with Angie Jolie
>>144557353for me it's Kevin Lee vs Al Iaquinta
>>144557405I'm more of a Tybura vs Spivac guy
>>144557104volkov just needs one but gane just doesn't miss
>>144557411picking one with an inevitable trilogy goes against the spirit b
D-D-Divorced Dads
https://youtu.be/ezs67BlZVDw?si=PzK21FbvmRJfUFteSHITrabitches... The 'uru just exposed our inbred cliffdweller. O'malley was robbed. The higher ups are already looking into getting the decision overturned into a Clean O'malley U-D.
all things considered O'Malley beat the shit out of Merab
RIP Danasad in a way
Petr Yan laid the blueprint
>>144557499Fuck off
"the losing contest" only dates back to 2021. and was mentioned only once a year for the first 4 years
get your "the losing contest" merch now at heem.org/marketplace
>>144557570it was in an episode of Johnny Bravo
>>144557570it was in a Marmaduke comic strip
Ankalaev won the drawing contest
>>144557570there was a transcription roughly translating to it found in King Amenhotep III's tomb
>>144557611what'd he draw?
>>144557632For sure not the prophet
>>144557632The prophet
>>144557632oily faucets
Ohhhhhh SHIT!!https://youtu.be/ezs67BlZVDw?si=6KG_KwA8z960LhQu
>>144557553>No argumentSee?
Not a single person watched O'Malley Merab and though suga shit won
>>144557680Don'y ever post youtuber personality content here ever again. I live in the same country as you, and I could easily track you down for heeming
>>144557672ok but why was both omalley and merab convinced that merab won the fight before they read the score cards. oh and the commentary too.
>>144557699Schmitty made that press conference fucking massive.
>>144557672im already halfway through b>>144557699omalley is a heartlet and the commentary team all love crotch sniffers
>>144557693i did but i was busy having sex with a woman with a vagina and a female name like meebus so i was kinda distracted
>>144557720oh and tim welches grape juice too in the corner advice. if he thought it was 2-2 going into the 5th he might have mentioned that.
>>144557743dedlete this i changed my mind about posting it
>>144557579based
>>144557739tim welch was busy thinking about how he can duck schmitty at the after party
>>144557721What's his name?
>>144557570I saw it in Herzog's Nosferatu.
>>144557796NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Got myself addicted to Adderall cuz Sneed made uppers seem cool (it's not cool)
Jason Herzog's Nosferatu
Jason Herzog's Grizzly man
>>144557811Yea...
>Zuffa boxingNeed it or sneed it?And so we discuss it here or on /box/?
Khabitch owes his bollocks to the Russian government.
There's a move I never see used in MMA that really seems like it'd be very effective. So if you're fighting someone in the opposite stance from you, wouldn't it be easy to throw a quick solid front kick straight to their knee? Especially if they're planting for a jab. Seems like any decent kickboxer could throw out a quick solid kick to the knee and do serious damage. It's no different from Jon Jones' side kick to the knee but quicker, less telegraphed and I would think more effective. But I've never seen anyone even try it. Thoughts?
>>144557750huh?
>>144557811well? is it any good?
>>144557893
>>144557919Fuck yeah that's exactly what I'm talking about. I get it can pick up a knee but if it's not illegal how are more people not doing this? No different than trying to knock someone out imo
That Guru cope video is the most pathetic shit in the worldCalling Erceg vs Pantoja a robbery was dumb this is a whole other level
>>144557917When you're high on amphetamines you are hyper aware so it feels like time moves in slow motion. Then when you come down it feels even more agonizingly slow waiting for your next high. Its been 3-4 months and feels like about 2 years. Would recommend.
>>144555222Fuck Conor
>>144557974Guru is gay and gets mad when fighters that he isn't attracted to win
>>144557940I wonder that myself. Maybe because most fighters tend to circle out instead of going straight up backwards towards the cage. Guess we'll find out Saturday night.
Mmaguru is a fat gay retard
>>144557873if dano unifies all the meme belts i would actually watch pillowtap
I am the Guru of Greatness
>>144555537Yeah I noticed that too. If you don't seal the deal in like 48 hours they are on to someone else. It's fucking crazy.
The state of HeemTube is a fucking wasteland with Lucas Tracy gone, MMAGuru is a fucking retard, Fighting Business has fallen off, TheWeasle is just boring and BedtimeMMA is just complete fucking cringe with his shitty impressions. Is there any hope for quality content?
>>144558046Bedtimemma is also mentally retarded (australian). I went in his live for like 30 seconds and he banned some dude trolling him about how good anthony smith is. Obvious bait.
Yeah I'm thinking heeeeeeem
>>144558046Have you consulted the Heem-Approved Podcast/Youtube list?
>>144558054So your average /heem/ poster then
Smiff is good
>>144558060me at the gloryhole like
>>144558068Yeah except he falls for more bait and thinks he's funnier. That's a high tier feat too.
schaubschaubschaubschaub
were MMA youtubers
>>144558063I have not, can I get link/image?
*Piss*
but shit it was 99 cent!
>image of smiff vs reyesanother man's trash is another's come up
>>144558114
>>144558128I hate the Malaysian flag
>>144557893>>144557919Pretty sure this is one of those "gentleman's agreement" type situations where most people don't do it because they don't want it to get popular because it's so easy to destroy a knee with a kick like that. Calf kicks don't leave lasting damage and even with a big knockout, a fighter can -technically- recover and fight again in a usual timeframe, if you get your knee fucked up like that it's a guaranteed year out between rehab and getting back into fighting shape, and if that shit became commonly used you'd see more ACL tears than in an NFL season. Fighters aren't looking to actively cripple their opponents because they know someone could easily do the same to them. Mutually Assured Destruction is a very real thing.
>>144558097Official Heem-Approved Podcast/Youtuber List [2024 Updated Edition]A-Tier:>Chael Sonnen (You're Welcome)>Michael Bisping (Believe You Me)>Cejudo and Usman (Pound 4 Pound)>Josh Thomson & Big John McCarthy (Weighing In)>Full Mount MMAB-Tier:>MMA Guru>Daniel Cormier (DCTV)>Jaxxon Podcast*>Timbo Suga Show*>MixedMollyWhoppery>Submission Radio>Robert Whittaker (The MMArcade)*>Alex Volkanovski>MMA Talk>Mexican Martial ArtsKill Yourself-Tier:>Luke Thomas>MMAFightingonSBN>FightFairy>Anik and Florian>UFC Unfiltered*new additions to the list
>>144558151I hate it too but I cant exactly do anything bout it
>Guru rating each strike according to Power, Impact, or Glancing>P.I.G. for short
Do MMA fans really think teeps to the knees are some mystical forbidden techniqueThis is just part of more advanced muay thaiTeeps to the knee and the thigh all have their place and purpose If you can't punish an oblique kick it's your fault
Sean got robbed. Ground control with no damage is a meme.
>>144558263Yes but merab wears le funny hat!
>*draws a card*>ah, relinquished. how appropriate.soon.
>>144558300KEK
>>144558256thanks professor
Maximillion Holloway finna send this doo to the shadow realm.
>>144558263Sean did no damage so there by control time and position must be scored
>>144558365Sean peached him up for 5 straight rounds.
Stunt on a nigga
Layla "DC" Machado
>>144558372I've seen enough.>>144558396I've seen enough.
mmaguru? more like... coping mmaguru
>>144558422What does "DC" stand for?
>>144558422What good pussey does to an mf.
>>144558425That's just what his nose looks like
>>144558447Dates Children
Sean looks like he didn't even fight, and Merab looks pretty messed up.
>>144558449Why did he do this to himself?
>>144558477Full blown pussy withdraw
>>144558477Brown pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdgPRVpo34chimaev is too stupid to ever win the story and for this reason i will be celebrating obnoxiously when robert 'the reaper' whittaker ends his life on october 27
>>144557012It's the only place Shara can fight. He won't pull out.
>>144555252HICKSON GRACIE!! YOURE A COCK!!
>Merob Decisionally
Three???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezs67BlZVDw
Ian "Garry" Machado
Guru is live btw
>>144558605We're all in here.
>>144556701>The Czech Samurai, back in the fray>Loss is a lesson, learned a new way>Flow with the punches, adapt and overcome>Underdog this time but victory's drum>Hitting the road, Vegas in sight>Training relentless, fueled by the light>The unorthodox style, it'll cause him a FRIGHT>This rematch is mine, with all my MIGHT!This made my skin feel prickly from the cringe. I even started to actually sweat. Did pajeet make this?
>>144558551pedophile symbol, look into it
>>144558449If any of my gfs even thought about making me do this I'm honor killing them straight up
>all these Canadian, British and Mexican flagsGuess we know what Chang, Paco, & Panjeet did on Friday
>>144558621Look at that fat blk sissy clitty boy lmao
>>144558664Based.
If you are what you say you are, a superstar, then have no fear...
>>144558654idk what that is, but i'd probably permaheem myself for letting it get to this point tbqhwyfi think alot about this sort of stuff, i find that love - real love - is a very very very difficult thing to maintain at a time and place that people aren't mentally stable or intellectually acquired enough to understand and cultivate it. you spend a significant amount of mind share on a being that you cannot really control - that mindshare has a huge impact on you. just doesnt seem like a feasible plan bapa. maybe if you lived in a farm or something but good luck getting rid of the accumulated mind poison from upbringing
>I miss weight brazza
>>144558551It's an std app and she's the ambassador. The app logs your std lab test results so you can show your new partner that you don't have aids or herpes... But he app seems to have failed.
thawlts on if a brazza misses weight on a ti'ul sho' should they be given another chance? i feel like daner is gonna do something like that, the fact that ratlip essentially got another shot at reddiker pisses me off
>>144558740Christ it's worse than I thought possible.
>>144555602Kek
>>144558740pftttttthahahaahaha
Living like movie stars ridin in expensive carsLah-dee-dah Lah-dee-dah
>>144558740jesus
>>144559049>ribcage destroyertalmbout khalil "vicious body kicks" rountree?
>>144558740
>>144559112
Not clicking any of those
>Not clicking any of those
>5 decisionskek. glad i didnt even bother
>>144557869Looks pretty lonely
>>144558164Uuuuu don't type that casually, they might be onto you
>>144558449She enjoys embarrassing her boy
>>144559332
>>144559324Yeah still not clicking those
>>144558740lmao
>>144559439
wadderwedoin here b?
you're compromising the integrity of the thread
>>144558740>in a committed monogamous relationship>thinking about STDsi keep thinking that it can't get worse for him but it just keeps happening
>>144559502>>144559504
You now remember Steve Ersheggs
Belel should be cut
>>144559753...some slack
>>1445564626am here
>>144559504you still remember that?
>>144559797You stole that
>>144559810
Chama!
não chama.
https://youtu.be/EA9CAqwEhAA?si=cX9HA6_tP3ik8ddpguru believes you’re a pussy and not championship material if you tap to guillotines and rear naked chokes
Did he actually get choked out or did he just have a blk boy sissygasm as a result of getting manhandled and dominated by a stronger White man?
>>144559346sneedsygasm
>>144559946He's absolutely right. There's no reason to tap to chokes.
>>144558449>>144558551>>144558740
>>144559975Excellent question
I invite any faggot bitch nigga pussy to meet me THS. I would brutally sleep you out cold.>>144555551He would get DQ for pulling his pants down
>>144555222how do you get away with murder in this day and age?
>>144558159>Chael A tierreddit: down the hall and to the left
>>144560423Can you please stop impersonating me mate?
>>144558159You dumb fucking fagGOOD tier>Heavy Hands>Mighty>Submission radio>Jack Slack>MMArcade>B teamWASHED tier>Guru>Weasel>Mexican MMA>MixedMolly>Teddy AtlasSHIT tier>Cejudo>Puke Thomas>Rogan etc>Chael>Anik/Florien Pod>Suga/Tim>Shitsping Believe You Me>Weighing InSCHAUB tier>Schaub
>>144560423trvke, Jones couldnt resist Aspinall's BWC and would be spreading his blk boypussy the moment the fight starts. You just know his blk boy hole is already aching for Aspinall's BWC
>>144557499Truly deranged level of cope
>>144560984This is a much better list
>Merab, will you be fighting Umar next?>Umar? No brazza I fight real flyweight gangster Deiveson Figueiredo
>ankalaev? não chama>prachnio? chama
Seanning the O'Malley lads
>>144560984This seems to be more about just what you personally think at the moment and less of a comprehensive heem-approved list. But Ill tell you what since you got the bong to back up your opinions no promises but we'll see what we can do with the next update.
>>144555537>this just in! anon day dreams again and mistakes it for reality. more news at 6
>>144555328>nothing happened African tried to brute force win this fight, but as soon as it went long and he became fatigued and was losing he pulled this move to get a no-contest
>>144555430Good guy Garth, being part of other people's highlights
Name the fight.
>>144562069me vs my meng
>>144555537What the hell is a crash out? They actually say this to you?
HEY FUCKERS! Whens the last time you seen a Blimp in your city?
>>144561420appreciate it bruv
>>144562069adesanya vs romero
rape status? this story evaporated
Rape status?
>>144555328KEEK itty bitty sissy clitty blk boys get ko'd just from a White man punching near them. Why are we so weak blk clitty sisters?
Can't wait to watch UFC tonight
can someone please explain to me the logic behind this?>colby covington makes fun of his wife, his daughter, and his masculinitysays nothing>conor mcgregor makes fun of his wife, his daughter, and his masculinitysays nothing>michael chandler asks for respect as a newly signed ufc fighterloses his shit and still seethes 3 years later
>>144562618it's very simple poirier bases his whole identity and worth on being a ufc fighter and chandler challenged the prestige of being in the ufc by simply being admitted
Who's ready for some more K-1 posting?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CavjlYgYCI8
>>1445555512%, if we assume he’s somehow in his absolute prime still. More realistically it’s 0.5%. Both volk and blaydes had a better chance cause they at least had a punchers chance, jj has no finishing power
>>144562746His only chance to even walk out alive is to offer up his bussy to Aspinall's BWC, deep down that's already what his blk boy sissy clitty is telling him to do.
pure openweight japanese kino>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPyXzjENSeM
>>144562618>says nothingHe was malding after each of those. Sore winner.
>>144559853this is the KWABOAT event. especially when you factor in the cope.
>>14456293656 days.
Stipe will heem Jon.
Stipe will activate his BWC during the Jon Jones sissy clitty blk boy beatdown
Islam's title reign so far. Thoughts?
The reason why I can't participate in heem or any other mma online forums anymore is because most of you only post, bad faith, blatantly false narratives and most people reply to them in earnest. Then, what happens is the original poster begins to believe his statement to be true because he sees other people believing it to be true.Ultimately, what results is what you see here: absolutely no one sharing genuine insights or bothering to talk about interesting observations since they, for all intents and purposes, don't matter.
>>144563209Ilia Topuria
>>144563209Smiff is good
>>144563163Chills. There’s no one quite like the PFP no.1.
>>144563163Great. I want him to fight Arman since that's his biggest test in the division, and honestly if he wins after that I think he should go on to rack up defenses at LW to really solidify his legacy, but he'll probably move up since that's the sport now innit?
Fart!
>>144563209I will heem your head in and break your hands and feet. There’s some honesty for you.
>>144563209Ok?
merab is a SCARY manyou DO NOT want to fuck with himhe'll cuddle you on the ground while kneeing your thigh for 20 minutes
>>144562147Even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp and it read Abus‘ a pimp
>>144562069Damn nature, you scary!
i just don't give a fuck anymore
Madame
1 bong until RSW
who let the cumguzzler out?
uhhhh jonesbros?
>>144563833you tell us, cum burper
>>144563771no one knows what that is
>>144563582same
>>144563528Holly Holm is an aryan goddess. I'd creampie her while sucking her toes.
>>144564111>le 36 year old childless cat ladyClearly she doesn't want or need your or any other man
>>144563945hey, don't worry, we are all new to combat sports at some point :). anyway, made a quick little graphic in paint to show what todays RSW is about, hope that helps you!
>>144564111u break up with natalia?
>>144564254your obsession with japs is weird as fuck
>>144564300>one of the 3 major combat sports that heem is about>biggest match currently available in that discipline happens in an hour>I'm weird for caring about itwhy are you so obsessed with hating japanese people? of course I care about japanese fighters when they're one of the dominant countries in 2 of the 3 sports I like, and used to host the biggest promotion in the 3rd. and yeah I think ryuki matsuda is interesting, but mostly because of how out of nowhere he came into the scene, not because he's japanese. khunsueklek is interesting too, they're just plain good fighters, and I like good fights.
Nips can’t fight
Be honest, you miss Kamaru Usman as champion. You yearn for a return to the days when he was the king of the welterweight division.
>>144564482I'm hungry. I'll get something to eat
>>144562618Dustin has the lowest non fight IQ in the UFC company. Maybe only Leon Edwards is lower IQ than Dustin. But his IQ is low. You can tell from interviews and pods, it isn't just low verbal skills.
>>144564655garth?
>>144564380>why are you so obsessed with hating japanese people?i'm notjust admit you're a fucking weirdo and massive weeb, you only ever post about jap fighters
>>144564681completely untrue. I post more about non-japanese fighters than japanese fighters, I just post about japanese fighters too. I think you might be posting more seethe about me posting about japanese fighters than I post about japanese fighters cause I've seen you whine about it while my posts were completely unrelated
Heeeem
>>144564966Me vs Spammy
brutal HEEM in US Special Forces
>>144564466i would heem you with 1 (one) jab
>>144565154What the hell was this lmao
>>144565203Not with that limp wrist ksoyaro
Since 2020 Jones and Stipe have a combined 1 win. (Cyril Gane)
>>144565203Nice jerkoff form
>>144565416The world’s most powerful military
I like demark and his appreciation for varied fights.on an unrelated note, lets all enjoy a K-1 heem
Truth is Tom Aspinall is already the GOAT
>>144565911prime takeru was sick
>>144565911what time/days is k1 even on?
>>144565950Dude he went 1-1 with THE Curtis Blaydes!!
>>144566004K-1 events run for so long that you can usually catch a decent portion of the fight card in the morning UK time.
>already cleared out the division>only needs 2 wins to tie the defence record>next 2 fights are guaranteed wins (gane, pereira)>no one else can touch him so he can just farm defences for the next 10 years if he wantsJust accept it now.
>>144566077>morningthat's me not watching then
Jon Jones makes Tommy quit on the stool before championship rounds even start.
>>144566228jones has no win condition against tom, worse striking, worse wrestling and grappling, cardio doesn't come into it since jones will be knocked out in the 1st
>>144566206don't be a fake onereal heemsters are always down for 8am Sunday heem bru
>>144566288i go to sleep at 6am
>>144566302legendary pillowfistedness going to decision with 3 chinlet bums in lhw
Crazy how easy it is for me to squat 3 plates I could probably shatter your femur into dust with a single kick
>>144558422she would be a peach if she put some weight on
>>144566275>Jones will lose>t-t-this t-time!!
>>144566343I never sleep. And then I sleep for 2 days straight. Meth is a hell of a drug.
>>144566144>>only needs 2 wins to tie the defence recordIf Interim defenses counted as real defenses then Renan Barrao would have the most title defenses in Bantamweight history, but he doesn't
>>144566463jones fighting someone that is not complete shit or much smaller than him is unexplored territory
>>144566570Smith is good.
>>144566518what does meth taste like
>>144566597at being shit
>>144566463>>t-t-this t-time!!there is no "this time" as jones has ducked into retirement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5brzZwXQbnowe're here
>>144566675thanks man
Back to training like Goku chose me to help them in the tournament of power baby LFG
>>144566675i'm good
sean won
>>144566343Get a job you loser
>>144566463see >>144566302>Lost to Smiff by DQ>lost to Santos by SD>lost to Reyes by UD
True LHW champ: JonesTrue HW champ: JonesSorry, haters.
>>144566610Tastes pretty bad my g
>>144566675>3 rounds>ref pushing the actionso it's not even real muay thai just a worse ONE
>>144566876bros displeased with muay thai lmao
What's up with Tony and losing
>>144566933Wife is slipping meds in his steaks
Merab landed nothing the whole fight. Sean 50-45.
>>144566933was hoping you could tell us
>>144566981What do I know? I'm not Ohio Mike Malott
>>144567035mike malott is from burlington
Did he deserve it?
>>144567066I wouldn't know I'm not from the midwest
>>144557780>implying your obese ass is a competing fighterthis is like the minorgrammaticalerror.gif meme. its one of the first things he says in an hour long vid and isn't at all counted towards the conclusion.
>>144567109
>>144557780>waste of internet bandwidthLMAO
>>144563209trips are not takedowns
I'm based af.
>>144558473to be fair to merat when he popped out of the hole in the ground that he was born in looking fucked up
>>144567219Me too brother
>>144567219Autogynephilia is not based.
khunsueklek vs ryuki II now
oof Ohio Mike
>>144567284im sorry you have that
If MMA as a sport had any balls, they'd do away with the round system which they copied from boxing, and just have a ten minute fight with no rounds. This would help the MMA claim that MMA is true fighting, whilst boxing is just a sport. All emphasis and attention would be on the one round. The fighters would not be complacent, and the fans, in the event of a dud fight, would at least not have to sit through 3 or 5 rounds of it.Unfortunately, everyone involved in MMA is a BITCH, and this brilliant idea will never be taken up. AFRAID to step out of /box/'s shadow. SCARED to create their own path. SAD. AND GAY.
>>144567308mma used to have no rounds, it wasn't good
>Canada's top mma prospect is an AmericanJesus...just how fucking bad are you people??
>>144567322Shut the hell up faggot.
Aiemann Zahabi ain't no American
"mma fighters" are retards
>>144564681It tries so hard to seem interested in MMA when its just a dumb lonely weeb>uhhhh hey when does ngannou fight next guys???Lol
>>144567350no. no rounds = favors long slow grappling progressions because there is less time pressure and both fighters are mega gassed. there's a reason the gracies always push for it
There's nothing wrong with liking Japanese MMA, they invented martial arts.
>>144567377>uhhhh hey when does ngannou fight next guys???when have I ever said that?
Rizin has the best rules for mma
>>144567384There is more time pressure because you don't have more rounds to turn things around. I would beat the crap out of you if you were here now. True fight (no rounds).
Lets stop hating on Denmark, he's one of the few real ones here that isn't a cunt. Dont sour him.
Umar can't beat Merab, but Tatsuro Taira will.
>>144567413RIZIN rules + ONE judging/scoring
>>144567435wrong division, but I guess he might outgrow flw.>>144567413true, and the best production
>>144567432danetranny actually claims to be a woman
>>144567432It's just the two miserable cuntw that are glued to this board, they despise any sincere interest.
Heyuh whwhen gon whip nick Diaz ass??
>>144567450>the best productionDanelander, you are a real patrician. Rizins sizzle reels are so fucking sick. We'd be good friends in another like b
Imagine what Khabib would have done to T*ny F*rguson. (I won't use T*ny's name without asterisks in the same sentence as Khabib's name, because it would be an insult to Khabib.)
khabitch
>>144567501Imagine if Khabithch didn't give his father covid instead of fighting Tony.
>>144567471>they despise any sincere interestI noticed this too, effortposts sometimes get drowned out by that brazza schizo shit too
>>144567456There's nothing wrong with being a woman
>>144567491Yeah the reels are amazing
Kek always the same angry chinadian schizo sperg stalking every post on here
>>144567501So true
khunsueklek looking better prepared this time, would be incredible if ryuki could repeat the miracle
>>144567522There's nothing sincere about weebfaggotry cancer.
>>144567580Oppa gangnam style
Tom Aspinall would literally kill Jon Jones if they were to fight. This is why Jones is ducking him - if he's the first man to actually die inside the octagon, he can't be inside any men afterwards.
>>144567593Oppa SpongeBob style
>>144567384you mean in a real fight grapplers would win? tough shit
>>144567552>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCgbqu58mc4This is pure kino soul
>>144567631what's a real fight? you need a promotion with no gloves, shoes, concrete floor and sharp corners and walls everywhere for a real fight
Wdwtch
>>144567405Why are you such a little dilettante weirdo?
>>144567589What is weebfaggotry about it?
>>144567655KOTS
was at the petrol station the other day. Bloke comes up to me, says, "Ey, have you heard?" And I go, "Heard what?" And he says, "Jon Jones. He's gay now."
>>144567671What's wrong with what he said? Did his comment make you uncomfortable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6D7_xqFdk8were in her'e lads
>>144567671This isn't me, I favor aspinall over ngannou.
>>144556951People say "bad form" wont take you anywhere, and then Dricus becomes a champ
>>144557873Only if its bare-knuckle.
>>144567718oh just read that I do say aspinall is favored there, might be me, dunno. what's wrong about what I said though? if I just came here to ask when ngannous next fight was, that's annoying, but just as an offhand aside in another discussion? you need to chill out
>>144557893Only against someone with equal or worse kicking than you. Try that against a thai champ and see how it goes
>>144567718>>144567771Such a little weirdo loser you are.
>>144567771meddy meds danetroon
How would they do in UFC?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiiLiiVAUWc
>>144567798>>144567795at a loss for what point you think you're making here.
>>144567853Don't worry you won't remember it anyways
>I hear you're a faggot now, Jones
>>144567820Ireland was a mistake
>>144567870that's very true, I'm not obsessed with shit I said on this board months ago
>>144567540Tell that to Madame Xneed
>>144567671oh just realized this was sep 20, then it definitely wasn't me.
>>144567910Is that your alter ego?
>>144567899Or knowing how to read, or remembering something from less than 18 hours ago..
>>144567952I assumed it was ages ago because then it could plausibly be something I posted, but since it's from 18 hours ago then yeah, that's another dane anon
>>144567952why u so mad, get over it
i knew it wasn't danetroon from the start because xhe doesn't post about white fighters
I think fighting is like smoking. The more you do it, the more you smoke cigarettes
>>144558740Lmfao
heeminder glover won the belt at age 42. stipe is only 41 and leads an active lifestylecormier was hw champ at age 40
>>144567962You sure little girl?
>>144567945No thats your chomocord troon buddy
>>144568006one hunnid pelsent
>>144568006Keep your fetishism on discord, please
>ahem, actually I've perused the archives and two years 5 months and 4 days ago you said...
>>144567973Danetroon isnt gonna blow you dude.
>>144568020Danetroon isn't gonna kiss you dude.
>>144568005I also don't think it's a foregone conclusion that Jones will win. However, Stipe is gigaflushed.
>>144568068>>144568068>>144568068>>144568068
>>144563163>Charles was poisoned in Abbu Shaubbi, possessed by a Djinn and had the white lion curse upon him (look it up)>Volk 1 is a legitimate win but only happened because the scoring criteria is deeply flawed, Islam definetly won more rounds, but scoring-by-round doesn't accuratelly reflects the result of a fight>Volk 2 was on short notice, even though Gamrot was on full camp, locked and loaded for this fight, they brought in a depressed featherweight instead>Poirier was 2-2 in his last four fights, his most recent win being against the staph-infected #10(?) ranked guy
