Jets Allen Lazard becomes first WR with three touchdown catches this seasonJets don’t think Morgan Moses injury is season-endingBroncos work out OT Cameron FlemingAfter benching, Panthers' Young stays positive, vows to 'be better'NFL remains mum on Mike Hall Jr. after court rulingJustin Jefferson 'for sure' playing against TexansTexans TE Brevin Jordan out of the year with torn ACLGeorge Kittle sits out practice with hamstring issue as 49ers deal with another injury to star playerAaron Rodgers, Robert Saleh laugh off denied hug as Jets rollPatriots center David Andrews on O-line play: 'It's not good'NFL fines Saints QB Derek Carr for Michael Jackson-inspired TD celebrationJon Gruden eyeing college head coaching gigTee Higgins returns to practice for Bengals
My Steelers :)
>>144555363God Damn you.
Time to go fap to some lolis. How bout them Lions
I'm starting to think this Tepper guy is a real jerk
how many of you are in the official NFL discord server?
The white man shall lead the Panthers to mediocrity
>[Schultz] Raiders pass rusher Malcolm Koonce suffered a serious knee injury during a recent practice and will miss the entire season, per multiple sources.
DaKKK Prescott
>lions are quite healthy, relatively speaking Based
>>144555410I'm really tired of the internet just devolving into this shit even if its a joke or whateverEverything gets ruined cause everyone needs to be LE EPIC TROLLIt works on 4chan cause the site is built upon itAnywhere else is just ruins the fun for everyone and its why the internet just keeps getting worse cause people start censoring everything too much
>>144555398Just now seeing that one?>>144555445High hopes anon
>>144555386>>144555390Basedo
You guys told me that the Lions had it in the bag. What happened?
>>144555465An official NFL discord sounds like fun to you?
>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants >2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings >1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals >1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
>>144555498The Packers have the Cowboys' number. It's like a reverse of the 90s where Dallas always used to beat Green Bay.
>>144555498
My Jetties won :)
>>144555349Eagles bros, is it over or is it so over?
About to get /druk/ myself. What a life
>Will McDonald raped the Pats last night>ynr Belishart "cucked" the Jets by giving the Steelers Broderick Jones instead of the Jets
For me it's pink floyd
Just took a fat steaming Tua Tagovailoa lads
>>144555534
>>144555498>THIS is our year!
Gabe Davis revenge game on Monday??
How badly did Belichick fuck over the Pats?
I miss him so bad bros, listening to him rantabout Daniel Jones would have been funny as hellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM08p2sxDVE
>>144555708Gabe Davis exists?
>>144555498kwabob
>>144555637Where's the Pepe edit?
>>144555805audibly laughed
We used to be a real country
>>144555805How many of /ourguys/ made it into the server? How many of them HAVEN'T been banned yet?
>>144555498This is the funniest fucking post I have ever read in my entire life
>>144555805>>144555812lesbian jalen hurts
>>144555482The Lions happened
>>144555708feel like it's a little more likely to be a fire doug game with the way the bills d looks to still be good without their vets from last year. better hope the jags d makes a game of it somehow.
>>144555495It could be fun to some peopleBut the minute it goes up you just get a bunch of bullshit
>>144555498>the Panthers were the ones who ended the Cowgirls dynasty
>>144555912if doug just calls plays again and fires press none of this shit would be happening. idk why he went to an entirely new team and started doing the same shit that ruined his stint with the old one... with the same exact dickhead.
More like Xavier UNworthy kekChiefs faggots... your response?
>>144555850Goodell...You know what to do.
>>144555987poopoo peepee
>>144555997>tfw you will never settle back and have a full-flavored smoke
>>144555465Making any public chat with like 1 channel accessible to 10 million people at once will always result in a clusterfuck, I'm not sure what the NFL was thinking with this one.
>>144555410I got banned :(
>>144556038
>>144555410I am, just lurking
Charles Haley took a shit in a player's car??? Based
>>144556042They saw Discord had a lot of users, and those users were undercapitalized on average by Professional American Football. Therefore, if they have their own Discord server, they have their foot in that particular door and can exert marketing pressure on that demographic. But unfortunately, they didn't understand what Discord was, what it was actually for, or what it actually entailed to run a Discord server properly. They thought it was just another social network and didn't even bother to set up official servers for all 32 teams to split the audience into manageable chunks which could be moderated more effectively and just created a giant open cesspool on Discord with an excessively broad premise and only one chat channel. They basically set up a situation in which every user on Discord could join a Pre-Stream Twitch chat where the stream would never actually start.
>>144555947Believe it or not: since 1995 when the panthers came into the league they are tied for 4th for most NFC Championship appearances. Only the Eagles, 49ers and Packers have been to the NFC championship more times than the Panthers (again since 1995)
>>144555449That info is incorrect, Koonce was already on IR and wasn’t practicing, but it was decided he should have knee surgery which will end his season
Reminder if your team is 0-2 going into this week
>>144551971Hi, it's me. People
>>144556255who was the one
>>144556274I'm going to guess it was the Bungholes
>>144556274The graphic says the 2018 texans
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERSBuccaneers QB Baker Mayfield says Tom Brady created 'high-strung' environmentTom VieraUSA TODAYTampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield has embraced the difficult assignment of following in the footsteps of seven-time Super Bowl champion Tom Brady. Mayfield kept Tampa in contention in his first season and is off to a hot start in 2024.Despite his recent success, Mayfield has done things his way, not Brady's way. The 29-year-old quarterback appeared on the "Casa De Klub podcast" earlier this week and spoke about the aforementioned "culture" that Brady left behind in Tampa.Baker Mayfield suggests Tom Brady 'stressed out' teamOn the podcast, Mayfield said, "The building was a little bit different with Tom in there. Obviously, playing-wise, Tom is different. He had everybody dialed in, high-strung environment, so I think everybody was pretty stressed out."Mayfield went on to say, "You hear some of the stories about if he didn’t like a certain play call and he didn’t like it throughout the week and they still call it in the game, there might have been a throwaway on purpose or throwing it at the running back or receiver’s feet. There were a lot of mind games going on."
History repeats itself
>>144556347Yeah, the Dolphins last year, the Saints this year. There's one such team every year
i have a few from my brief stint in the nfl 'cord
>>144556329>You hear some of the stories about if he didn’t like a certain play call and he didn’t like it throughout the week and they still call it in the game, there might have been a throwaway on purpose or throwing it at the running back or receiver’s feet.I'm going to assume this was never the case with Arians
>>144556329sounds based
Football is gay
TYBC
>>144553007Too based for this gay general
>>144556329Well Tom won a superbowl with that team and Mayfield is on his 4th team.
ESPN finally released the Coaches Chart 2024
And with the first pick in the 2025 NFL draft, the Denver Waltons select: Dylan Raiola, Quarterback, Nebraska
>>144556519Okay, but what about a m e r i c a n f o o t b a l l
>>144556685Emo is gay, /mu/core is gay, at least double gay
>>144556697I notice you use the word gay a lot, anon. Some might read into that, others might not. Just saying
>>144556682He even loses like Mahomes, wow
>>144556255Why is this division always shit
>>144556736Gay
>>144556743qbs either suck or are overrated except for stroud
>>144556752I’m offended anon. How dare you accuse me of being gay. That’d mean I think about dicks and stuff which is super gay. There’s no way I think about dicks all the time. No that’s crazy gay. Did I mention that I really really like women?
>>144556736Lol faggot
>>144556777
>player has a hyphenated name
>>144556785Calling me a faggot doesn’t make you any less of a closeted homosexual. Hope the cowboys win a playoff game for you this year anon
Hyphenate this bussy
>>144556803>players name is kool-aid
>>144555383Are you shocked by neet artists?
>it's over....
>>144556860They terrify me. The steelers are only getting stronger...
The bussy posting brady dickrider should be permanently banned from /nfl/ after his team embarrassed themselves against a 40 year old QB with a broken Achilles. His franchise is irrelevant so what can he add to our general aside from his jealously and anger. He knows their season is over before it began, so he's only here just to shit on relevant teams.
ban this bussy
>he thinks there’s only one bussyposterStatmutt really is mindbroken.Reminder bussyposting is unironically the chemo saving this genny
i bussypost from time to timewhen the perfect opportunity presents itself and I just can't pass it up
present this bussy
Need these Discord Mods to start unbanning NOW!!!
>>144557006Save this bussy
>>144555498they should really be jumping for joy that they aren't a browns tier franchise at this point
>>144557145
>>144557161Other than regular season wins they haven't been that much more impressive than browns the last few years, even with playing in a weaker division and conference.
didn't read
>>144557315This post is very on-topic
>unfunny poohbitch samefagging
>>144556958The Steelers are going to barely squeak by in every single game they play, just barely making the playoffs, and they're going to win tight, miserable playoff games, to just barely win the absolute most miserable Super Bowl in history. And the City of Pittsburgh will bitch and moan every step along the way and even find a way to complain after winning a fucking Super Bowl. And all will be right in the world.
>>144557315Coach chocula
Everyone is doubting my Kansas City Chiefs.... don't think we won't remember this
Michael Penis Jr.
>>144556743shit owners
>>144557431John Penisini
>>144557429Kirko will expose them. You have 1 more day.
>>144557315
>>144557446https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V6arJZgFL4
>only one brave soul >>144557446>>144557473Holy based.
>>144557372Not if I have anything to say about it
>>144557443Patty Penistini
>>144557490if the falcons beat the chiefs, i will feel only slightly better about my eagles choking. but i will only enter >we're back status if we beat the saints as well.
is this cheating
>>144557533>eagles have a gay michael jordan wanna be at quarterbacknah your team is fucked by 3 bulls in the shower after every game, it's over
>>144557544not if your QB is black
>>144557544left leg didn't move. by the letter of the law it's not a false start. I don't know how many times this needs to be explained. Literally every elite O-lineman does it.
>>144557429>Everyone is doubting my Kansas City ChiefsWhat? I haven't heard any doubt. The Chiefs proved in 2023 that they could play like complete shit and turn it on later in the season.
>>144557563>>144557572you are so fucking mad right now
>>144557590Why would I be mad that the Eagles suck and Nick Sirianni is their coach?
thinking about cover 2 bros...
>>144557590nah that's you
>>144557613
>>144557609nick sirianni has the highest win percentage of any coach in the nfl right now
>>144557613I just woke up in a cold sweat from a cover 2 nightmare... you too?
>>144557635Nick Sirianni is a dumb ass and Rich Ganon and Shane Steichen were the only reason the team was good 2 years ago. Deal with it
>>144557652Jon Gannon topkek
>>144557315Goddammit I bought a box because of nostalgia last week and haven't opened it. Really considering getting out of bed and getting a bowl cause I was too busy drinking to eat lunch and dinner. Go burrs
Will we see cover 2 this weekend?
>>144557446White chocolate
>>144557533>if the falcons beat the chiefs2 reasons why the Chiefs are a guaranteed win.1. Mahomes is godly in domes, his record is 13-1, averages 300 yards, and has 33 TDs and 3 INTshttps://www.the-sun.com/sport/10253490/patrick-mahomes-incredible-stats-super-bowl-domed-allegiant-stadium2. Mahomes bullies the NFC, I think he's like 20-5 against themhttps://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask?q=patrick+mahomes+all-time+record+vs+nfcSome of these stats are outdated.
>>144557678>Richie Incognito appearing on podcasts>tyreek hill getting battered by cops>Nobody giving a serious thought to Kaep replacing Tua>cover 2Nice job ending racism retards
>>144557697Except Kirk Cousins is powered by Christ and Andy Reid is a satan worshipper so it's kind of a sure thing the Falcons win
Time is running down for every female in the state of Ohio. No masseuse will be spared from his next peanut oil freak off.
>>144557652>rich gannonretard
>>144557697lamar has a better record vs the nfc believe it or nothe's only lost to one team and it was the giants on a fluke play.
Screenshot this post. The Eagles players are tired of Sirianni and will tank their next two games to get him fired. Bill Belichick will be announced as the new HC in 2 months from now. I have insider knowledge of the situation.
>>144557741Bill Belichick is good friends with the Mara family, more likely he'd work for the Giants
>>144557741would be based
Shouldn't QB play be getting better?>thousands upon thousands of hours of film readily available of the greatest QBs who have ever played>rules that protect the QB from defense, allowing players to hone their offensive capabilities without having to be as worried of being murdered by the defense>better sports medicine, nutrition, and knowledge on how to develop players and what works and what doesn't workYet a geriatric Rodgers who hasn't played for a year and coming off a season ending industry still looks way better than the majority of modern QBs
Will the trump dictatorship forestall the 2025 season?
Could always make them go back to using the old jersey number system. Brody said the change made the job tougher.
>>144557878young QBs are taught if their first pass option is available they should run
>>144557712>1 career playoff winIs he Job?
>>144557914not until i see a center be number 7
>>144557934Center ahould always be 69
I now remember Jared Allen wearing #69
UNFUNNY POOHBITCH BTFO LEL
>>144558173Discrimination against Bears fans, I think
>>144557652>>144557714Based Rich GannonJon Ritchie too, raider and eagle legend
Falcoids are getting uppity
Falchads making a courageous stand against The Beast
>>144558444BAD trips. VERY BAD trips
>Jerry Jones to reporters: "In a just world, some of these players would pay me back."
>>144558173Awe I missed it
>>144558444GOOD trips. VERY GOOD trips.
Cam has spoken.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfvZVmZ5oBg
>>144558559>get him running backs, tight ends, offensive line, and defenseso an entire football team?
Truzz Trump
>>144558622I mean basically, the Panthers are absolute dogshit on all levels
>>144558629Cobarde
>>144558629Hey Spaniardbro you guys have a word for people like Mahomes, right? Some word from your old empire? Quadroon, right? People who are only a quarter black.
>>144557752I heard that it was his "dream" to HC for the Giants
Who is the best white linebacker?
>>144558785
>>144558559on the one hand i agree and on the other he's played almost whole game of football in garbage time already and is at 4.4 yards an attempt.what did this guy even do this offseason and preseason? nothing? and he's got 2 or 3 at least replacement level wr/te/rb. you can't tell me he's not a big part of the problem when he can't fool some people blake bortles style.
>>144558876Yeah, and the film seems to bear that out. It looks like Bryce has regressed from even his Bama days in spots. The biggest issue is his (lack of) confidence.
>>144555349Incredibly based OP.
Please don't go 0-3, please
>>144555410No, I'm not a cock sucking faggot
>>144559110They will. It’s over.
>>144555498As a kid who watched Favre lose to the Cowboys every year in the playoffs it makes me so happy to know that we have not only dominated the Cowboys in the playoffs but we've won every game we've played at Jerryworld including a Super Bowl
I have a feeling today something BIG is going to happen to America.
Please go 0-3. Just take away my false hope now. The season will be easier that way.
>>144559282>we>we’ve>we’ve
>>144559693My giant dick is gonna cause a girthquake
>>144559706No.
>>144559720I can feel it from here
uhhhh Jerry bros???https://x.com/Glock_Topickz/status/1837260046582833536
>>144559968>8 and a half inch dick So that's why Jerry paid Dak so much money.
>>144559968What a fucking idiot.
>>1445600228.5 when soft
HERE WE GOOOOOOO
damn, they already have bryce on bitch media duty after getting benched
>>144559968>says dak has an 8.5 inch dicki don't want you micro dicks to EVER talk shit about dak again
>>144556669I feel like you can tell a lot from a coaches stock mugshot. Tomlin gambles and loses on farts often.
>>144558778As a giants fan if belichick became the hc of the giants and won a superbowl with them I would stop watching football. You can't beat that script. Unfortunately I don't see it happening unless the gnats can trade for or draft a good QB (impossible)
I can feel it cumming in my ass tonightOh lawdAnd ive been waiting for this nut, all my lifeOh lawdOh lawd...Go Chiefs
>gayleb both has a high rate of causing himself to get pressured and a high rate of taking a sack when pressuredThe bears are so fucking stupid. Even if you discover your QB doesn't NEED to sit for a year, you still get a flyer QB so they can. They didn't even try to develop him, and he's going to be ruined just like Fields and Young.
>>144560909
I have a feeling the Texans are the most overrated and biggest pretenders right now, and its weird no one in the media is talking about it >barely beat a very bad Colts team (would have gone to OT if Colts didn't fail the 2pt conversion)>just slightly beat a bad bears team (one of the worst offenses in the league, still allowed 3 scoring drives)Yea Stroud looks good but I have no faith in that texans secondary nor any of their offensive weapons except Nico collins. Their oline also looks pretty sus.
>>144561386I have no faith in any 2-0 team except the queefs
>>144561468You mean the refs
>>144561587ya seethe?
>>144561365I respect the grift
>>144559968kek
>>144561365watch this nigga end up with more money than Mahomes
kek
>>144561386This
>>144561726i love them lil mahomies
Will Rodgers hurt Brady's legacy if he continues playing like an MVP at age 40. Brady's longevity won't be as special if more QBs do it.
>>144562288We now have an entire generation of QBs with zoomer haircuts thanks to him.
>>144559968Why are packers fans like this?
>>144562505Just lording over Dallas as usual.
>>144559968We all knew dem boys were into BBCs. Not news worthy
Caleb being a bitch about CJ trying to give him honest advice is enough for me to now actively root for his downfall. What a prissy asshole
>>144556347>Be a lifelong Saints fan since Rattler was drafted>Everyone was discouraged on pre-season>Muh cap, Muh OLine>After 2 games its Superbowl baby Glad to be part of this historic franchise>>144558559Didnt Scam got lucky having 2 whites Olsen and Luke carrying him
>>144556347>>144562794>Played like complete shit in previous season.>As a result gets a really easy schedule>Stat pads against shitty teams.>Gets booty blasted later in the season when they play a real team.Many such cases.
>>144562735Sounds familiar
Lol
Damn automods
>>144562946>>144563008>can post NIGGERS>can't post about Israelreally makes you think
>>144562853>Gets booty blasted later in the season when they play a real team.Which team is that, can you kindly pinpoint who that team is
There's a racist dog whistle trending about the passing yards being down due to the rookie black quarterbacks but in truth the modern QBs are playing so good defenses have been spamming cover 2 since it's the only way to stop them. Back in the 90s and 2000s the average QB play was so mediocre teams only used cover 2 a fraction of the time. QBs relied on running backs and defense. There was 5 elite QBs Peyton, Rodgers, Farve, Brees, Brady, and the rest were pure shit whereas this generation doesn't have as much elites but on average has more above average QBs.
>>144563367It's not a dogswhistle if you're directly stating that blacks suck at being quarterback.
>>144563526They do suck but the average QB play is significantly better than it was back in the 80s - 2000s. QBs handed the ball off to running backs the vast majority of the game. They weren't asked to do as much.
>>144555708>playing Buffalo in BuffaloLawrence needs to survive, that should be his only objective. The Bills are going to feast on Lawrence and his garbage line. Gabe Davis can’t do shit for pass protection
>>144561790No one knows who Mahomo is outside of the USKelce is Swift's bf
>>144562853Saints schedule is harder this year. Last year was actually the easy schedule and they only went 9-8.
>>144563786The world revolves around the USA so our athletes are the only ones that matter. If your GDP is not bigger than Texas which is just one of our 50 states DO NOT respond to me.
I'm so sick of week 2 recency bias takes. What will week 3's be?
>>144563977Bussy>pussy
>>144563861They say everything is bigger in Texas
>>144562338>beats up arguably the worst team in the league up and down>is Rodgers better than Brady?
>>144563977I'm fine with early overreactions as long as they don't talk about the Chiefs. Chiefs proved they can go from shit to a playoff team, so whatever happens in the regular season no longer matters. Don't care if they go 2-3. Keep the Chiefs name out of your mouth.
>>144564271>The same Patriots team that booty blasted Joe Burrow's Bengals. >The same Bengals team that gave the defending champions trouble.
>>144564348>16-10 is bootyblastingAre you even trying
>>144564271Rodgers looked like a dad playing against his sons last night. The way he was manipulating defense with his eyes, the scambling plays. Even prime Brady didn't look that good on the eye test. If Rodgers wins MVP or a championship in the next 3 years I don't want to hear "Brady's longevity" arguments.
KINOhttps://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=1280
>>144564693Based
>>144564318I have nothing to say. All of the hating towards the Chiefs at this point is cope and jealousy. I'll believe they're not winning the Super Bowl when someone actually beats them in the playoffs.
Why did he reject Robert Saleh's hug?
>Week 1 Jets opinions: THIS TEAM IS FUCKING DONE LMAO RODGERS IS FUCKING WASHED>Week 3 Jets opinions: DID YOU SEE RODGERS? HE WAS MOVING AROUND SCANNING THE FIELD PICKING APART THAT DEFENSE THE JETS ARE FUCKING LEGITThis is why I wait until week 10 to start forming opinions on teams.
What was Travis thinking?
>>144565142He's down-low. Down-lows prefer to keep their homosexuality hidden.
>>144565221Halloween is generally when you have an idea on whether or not a team is serious for the year. Anything before Halloween can be disregarded as too early of an example
>>144565221The entire premise was silly. Rodgers has historically been great in the regular season. His only weakness is the playoffs. We should hold judgement until the playoffs.
>>144565377>Halloween is generally when you have an idea on whether or not a team is serious for the yearExcept for the Chiefs who were playing so bad even as late as Christmas yet still ended up destroying everyone in January.
>>144564693Chiefies eatin' goodWe're on episode 3 of the new seasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfa3_lksiz8
>>144563008>NOOO You can't post that
>>144565465I still thought the Chiefs were going all the way the entirety of last season desu.
>>144565487It was rough to watch last season. Every episode would end with them talking about how bad they were playing.
>>144565221When do they play the Bills? I feel like the AFC east division is between those two teams now and maybe only one will make the ploffs
>ELECTRIC: The great Bill Belichick breaks down the Shanahan-Kubiak family coaching tree & their schematics as only Bill could…kinohttps://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1837190421832946171
>>144565776October 14.
>at music festival last night>see boomer wearing what looks like an original Elway jersey>based>think it myself it's not uncommon to see jerseys at these kind of things, but such an old one from a completely different city (in Chicago) is a little strange>at that exact moment see Gen Xer wearing an old ass Deion Sanders Falcons jerseyFucking based
>>144565221>>144565377You can pretty much guarantee a team starting off 0-3 is fucked without waiting until week 10 or Halloween
The Cowboys have been assraped in their last two home games. Can they keep the streak going on Sunday? Lamar is incredible against the NFC and the Ravens are desperate to get their first win.
Is Steve Young underrated? Do Zoomers even know who he is?
>>144566086It's a must win for the Ravens so they'll win. Plus I don't want the Bengals to win that division.
>>144566123>Is Steve Young underratedNo. He's pretty appropriately rated.
>>144566123He was an elite scrambling QB. Scrambling QBs are better than pocket passers.
>>144566131bungles aren’t getting past those AFCN defenses
>>144566123I know him as the guy who was under the shadow of Montana (GOAT), won a superbowl against the Chargers (how did they get there?) and spent most of his career getting beat by the Packers until he retired. Good QB but his legacy is lesser than others.
>>144566270>how did they get there?The Cowboys had everything go wrong for them in the NFC Championship Game. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xhDZgj3tOLQ&pp=ygUaMTk5NCBuZmMgY2hhbXBpb25zaGlwIGdhbWU%3D
>>144566310I meant the Chargers. They're like a team that you take for granted.
>>144566270Should hurt Montana's legacy that Steve Young won the MVP the year Montana left and then went on to win an owl 2 years later which showed how stacked those teams were in the pre salary cap era. If Mahomes left the Chiefs and his replacement QB looks that good there would be asterisk on Mahomes resume.
My culture (Jets being shit) is not your costume (Pats fans whining after two bad seasons)
>>144566515Kek
>>144565221To be extremely fair, nobody expected them to beat the Niners unless you were very delusional, and the two teams they beat were on paper, teams they had to beat. the real surprise is that their best RB is Allen, and they've gotten good production out of Lazard and Conklin. Real tests will come against Buffalo and Pittsburgh.
stomping the jags in two days :)
Kirko finna get his chainz jacked by my Chiefies
yeah, I'm thinkin we're about to be 3-0
>>144566778All the Falcons have to do is headhunt Mahomes. It's not that hard.
>why don't we win more gaems
*ahem*
>>144564271the Jets don't face Carolina at all this season.
>>144566913Nah you dont
>>144566820>>144566905Kirk reeks of beta bitch, letting his wife dress him and shit
>>144562794Yeah, he basically says as much in the video. But Cam put up monster numbers from his very first game.
YEAH. HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO. 8.5 INCH BBC!!!!!!
>>144566993QRD on this Jerry Jones dick story?
>>144566913if you watched the game you'd see that one could argue that the patriots are the worst team in the NFL. Carolina probably is worse, but the patriots looked horrendous the entire time.
>>144564318>Don't care if they go 2-3.
>>144567007Jerry was talking about dick sizes while Django was recording a faggot instagram video or something
>>144564662They beat a shit pats team in Week 2.
>>144565819Based
>>144567019More like the Patriots offensive line was dogshit, and they really had no answers for the Jets pass rush. Also having Jamien Sherwood at MLB over Mosley is a massive difference. But the Patriots have been a tough out the past two games. This one they just got demolished.
All of /nfl/ bows when a KANG enters the thread.
>>144566993First Vince McMahon was revealed to be obsessed with black dick, now Jerry Jones too. I used to think this stuff was a meme but you all really are like this.
>>144567282We’re billionaires?
>>144564662>Pats play like complete shit >WE'RE SO BACK
>>144567333Yes, in my heart. That's all that really matters in the end, isn't it?
WTF went so wrong?
>>144567411Idk what the fuck happened to Bryce. Bama's receiving talent and defense was in a slump his final year there and he looked good. Did the Panthers really mind break him?
>>144567243A toast! A toast to the Minnesota Vikings
>>144567411return to normalcy for Bama QBs in the pros.
>>144567440This is why it's hilarious when people would talk about some Bama team beating an NFL team.
>>144567440the problem with bryce is that hes the height and weight of a high schooler who is in his pre bulk phase and will never grow any taller. he also isnt fast and elusive like kyler memey so he cant roll out to throw anywhere near as often. he literally (literally) cannot see the field.
>>144567242>bad o-line>no passing game>one back who needs to run behind the non-existent o-line>injuries everywhere>starting QB should be a backup, and exists to protect the rookie while he learnsall things that point toward the team being one of the worst in the nfl
>>144567595They're probably taking one of thos LSU Tackles in the 1st round this year
>>144567642*next year
>>144567642at least they're smart about putting brissett in front of maye, Brady was 100% right about how wrong it is to throw rookies into the fray without an opportunity to learn. one reason why Love has had the bit of success he's shown
>>144567595still beat the bungles in week 1. again, you have to beat what's in front of you.
>>144567832at least they were healthier week 1, and the bungholes always start the season 0-2 no matter who they face first. it ain't football unless Cincinnati starts slow and embarrassing.week 1 patriots may have been a bottom-third team. week 3 patriots are candidates for the worst.
huh? chat is this true?
All the football headlines are injuries why are there so many it's ridiculous
>>144567411>play in perfect conditions>can’t face nfl adversitysad. many such cases
>>144567930>get called for the most penalties>get away with the most penalties
>>144567941> player's union spends the last two decades cutting the off-season in half> barely ever do full contact practices anymore> everyone gets hurt more often nowHardly surprising, innit?
should all franchises be required to install the same field conditions in their stadiums? if poverty teams like those with turf can't afford real grass, maybe all fields should be the exact same turf. the amount of lower body, non-contact injuries is embarrassing, so if every team played on the same fields then maybe the players would be conditioned the same way and those injuries wouldn't be as common
>>144565726shaping up to be a repeat this season. other anon is right, don't doubt til they give you a reason but man I was really looking forward to this year being a bit smoother ride. now we're back to the same 2023 core in a dog fight for points each week. buckle up
>>144568121And nobody plays in preseason anymore so they're even less prepared for real games
prepare for this bussy
Just took an explosive lumpy Sirianni
surely the bears beat the colts
>>144567941>get ridiculously overpaid>start slacking at work>get hurtSounds about right.
>>144568401Richardson unironically throws 4 picks. Caleb still sucks.
Sunday will be a bad day for them. Mark my words
>>144568539YEP YEP, reffies are going 2-1 just like the Chiefs
4.5" senpai where we at?
>>144568401>>1445684870-0 tie.
>>144568539Tf do you mean?
>>144568611Sorry but Captain Kirk is failing the Kobayashi Maru this time
>>144562338Brady put up MVP numbers in his last season. Doesn’t really matter because Rodgers isn’t winning any more super bowls
>>144568539Are you predicting a reffie dying on live television?
>Steelers 1st round draft pick had a history of knee issues and was already guaranteed to need a procedure at some point in the next few years>Blows out his knee at practice on FridayGetting it out of the way now I guess. Payton Wilson's ticking time bomb of knees will be next. Bravo Kahn.
>>144564662> If Rodgers wins MVP or a championship in the next 3 years I don't want to hear "Brady's longevity" arguments.Don’t worry he won’t
>>144568695Crazy that Lamar said "Fuck throwing the ball" on record and we have analysts pretending Cover 2 is the issue.
>>144568794is he a starter?
0-2 boys where you at?
They really tried to make this blk boy QB... he was the number one draft pick, he was supposed to be blk boy Tom Brady... lmao
I’ve become a huge Jalen Hurts fan since adding him to my fantasy league.
>>144568908Go Rams
>>144569080Kek he’s not passing for 200 yards against the taints desu senpai
>>144569124Then he can run.
>>144569124He probably will. I'm so fucking nervous.
>>144569196>>144569229Watch that dipshit throw 2+ interceptions tomorrow with his heroball nonsense.
i want jalen hurts thrown in a cage naked and oiled up ready to be whipped
>>144569330Sounds like what your people do to instagram models.
>>144555363Based
>>144569330
>>144562505Because Jerry Jones has been obsessed with BBC since Charles Haley would just randomly whip it out and start jerking off everwhere like a retard.
>>144569301Saints are coming back down to earth. They aren’t scoring like that again
>>144569330seems kinda gay to me ngl
>we are going to have to endure a fresh round of gayleb hype when he inevitably performs okay against a hapless colts team
>No you see, high 2 safety is too hard for QB's to read, so we need to ban it!If you can't beat high 2 safety at all, you are effectively a shit QB and your college and/or coaching staff is retarded. >>144569622if Caleb can't beat the Colts then I am just going to call him Black Wilson and end it there. I swear I was watching a Zach Wilson play when he took a sack for a 30 yard loss against the Texans.
joey yahoonews
>duck ploptoss
>>144569920King Travis and Queen Patricia
bustin sherbert
>>144568908it's joever....
>>144567941What the? The kike owners promised getting rid of kickoffs would end the injury plague!
>purdy without cmc, deebo, AND kittle
>>144570365Truely see if he's a system qb now
>>144570365
>>144568729>if you only knew....
>>144570306lol! Is this real
>>144569475Please don't be true.....
>>144570532Yes, sadly that cat died of cirrhosis :(
>>144570365Bosa is out too, at least the Rams are just as much of a hospital team
Is modern Madden as trash as I hear it is? Last one I played was on the 360 but I have 3 months of almost zero work and need something to do
>>144570365I don’t have a dog in the Purdy debate, but I would enjoy the seethe if he happened to have a care day good weekend. I know the cope would be the Rams are missing half their team but still.
>>144570365He has Aiyuk and Juscyzk
Joe Brrrrr got ya seething?
>>144570746Yeah it's trash, only get it on a big discount
>>144570765Joey B :)
>>144570765
>>144570746What kind of job do you have which allows you to have that much time off?
>>144568611
>>144570765joey blowing it in the 4th against the chiefs
>>144570903I'm Deshaun Watson's masseuse
>>144571011Nice rear naked chokehold
>>144570903I’m DK Metcalf’s fleshlight, but he’s no bust during the season.
>>144570727bosa is questionable idk where you're seeing he's out.
I predict the Cowboys get blown out again
>>144571058>joey blowing it>>144571295>Cowboys get blownThis general needs to get its head out of the gutter
>>144567930is he the most retarded faggot in the league
This general needs to get its head out of this bussy
>>144570765>Joey AltaVista
>Tell me again how the flexbone wouldn't dominate the NFL, anonArmy does this with volunteers btw
>>144571011Cope Most penalized team in the league
>>144571457>dirtiest team in the leaguemakes one ponder
>>144571011Incroyable.
>>144568908When will Payton be fired?
>>144571457This is intentional by the front office to protect the Chiefs from criticism from the media. Now I want to see the timing of pro-Chiefs calls.
uh oh
>>144568193Mahomes had arguably his best season in 2022 without Tyreek and with the same group if WRs. Only thing that changed in 2023 was Matt Nagy as the OC. Chiefs have to seriously consider firing him. They only won due to the defense coordinator if we're being honest
>chicago qbs
>>144569229Is that falcon booty blasting him?
>>144571536Week 4 of next year after starting 0-4
>>144569701Cover 2 wasn't being used this frequently back in the 2000s, this isn't fair
Why are bungle fans so Reddit incarnate?
>>144572110>openly defying Babylon & her BeastHello, based department?
>>144572359Why are you generalizing a fandom based on what appears to be you on discord stalking accounts.
>>144572359Anon, that's Discord.
>>144572359They're Joe Burrow dickriders.
>>144572161gayleb is fucked, just the way he likes it too
OH MY GOD WHAT AN AMAZING PLAY! CUT TO TAYLOR SWIFT!
>>144572561WOWEE TAYLOR IS DRINKING A BEER! USA!USA!USA!
>>144572398VPN off haley
>>144571295If Harbaugh is smart Lamar, Henry, and Hill will just run all over the Cowboys. There’s nothing they can do to stop those three
>>144572359i dont get the appeal of discords
>>144561278Yup. And we'll drop Caleb (Flop) and try again in two years.
>>144572642>Taylor drinks beer better than Rodgers
>>144572740
>>144572792It's easy to upload tranny porn/propaganda to groom children
>>144556395>frieren pfpgemmy
>>144572811aaronbros...
>>144571457>get most offensive holding in the regular season>no holding calls in the owlinteresting
>>144557613b-bring back cover 3…
>>144572908Know from experience? We're you doing the grooming or getting groomed?
>>144573003Neither. I've seen more than enough screenshots, and on occasion I was banned from a Discord because I dared to call out a groomer in real time.
>>144570365Goaty will win easily
Why the fuck are the niners injuries so annoying? The only good thing to come out of that Vikings game was that they got through a week without getting hurt, then Kittle and Deebo just go out because reasons. At least have the decency to just get hit on the field, go down, and have it make sense. Instead they play a full game, seem well enough, then on Wednesday they're out for 3 games for no reason.>deebo out>kittle out>cmc out>Purdy is left with Aiyuk, Jauan Jennings, and Jordan MasonGood god I'd be surprised if they scored more than 10. I don't care who the Rams are missing, if they win this game it's gonna be 7-3.
>>144572642Ain’t she an alkie?
>>144573242Stafford will be throwing to McDonald’s employees
>>144573242Systembabby Purdy is about to be exposed.
>>144573282He can be throwing to me, the niners are going to have zero offense. They'll probably have one and a half good drives the entire game. If they win it's going to be because the defense turns the ball over/stops the rams all game long.
>>144571011Suamataia was called for 2 holding penalties. in the real world refs give you an informal warning the first one or two times since they don't want flags on every play
>>144573405I don't get holding at all. If it's something that "happens every play" like every single player says, isn't there something inherently wrong with the rule? If it's something so unavoidable that every single down someone commits it, there's something wrong. Unless the rule explicitly exists to rig games, which would make sense.
>>144573466Shhhh don't give our secret away...
>>144555734As the quality guys around him left he didn't have the management skills to adequately replace them instead preferring to hire back old cronies who weren't able to hack it without him. The competency of the average NFL gm has increase substantially over the last 20 years and it's gotten to the point where one guy shouldn't really be both the GM and HC, to much work for one guy do both jobs well. >What's the damage? All the positions where Belichick didn't have the acumen to personally evaluate well (everything besides the defense) are horribly depleated. Mayo MIGHT be the answer at coach but I still don't know why we don't have a real GM. I'm worried Kraft might be high on his own supply and that everything could be fix by promoting from within.
>>144573242I had a strong feeling this season was going to go this way just like 2020
Can't wait for the Cowgirls to lose tomorrow
>>144572811What a faggot
>>144573862I'll bet a parlay on them so they'll definitely lose.
>>144572811Lel
>>144569366Downright peculiar
>>144562338Rogers won't last. He's taking way too many hits.
>>144572811>"Game of Thrones" extralol lmao
>>144573802fugg :DDDD
My mom who is black and a patriots fan just said "get that black QB out of there" and then repeated it. She then rambled on about "they're going after that zebra for not saying anything about Britney Mahomes" she then mumbled something about they're going to take that zebra out, which I assume she's wish casting that Mahomes gets a season ending injury by a dirty play.
>>144574648Haha, she mad.
>>144572811Rodgers is sipping as if he's sucking the last drip out of a twink's cock.
>>144574676She really hates Jacoby Brissett and was mocking how ghetto his name sounds. The racist >black qb thing is mainstream if she's saying stuff like this
I hate the Chiefs
You all watch a sport with a kickoff like this
All Madden difficulty btw
>>144574648then everyone clapped
>>144574816>dude, check out the University of Alabama vs Tijuana State Tech game
>>144574816Like what? Finish your sentence like I finished in your girl last night.
>>144574774>>144574818Chiefs hate your and your gay resolutions
Temujin will always be a real woman.
it's over for bryce young. he isn't athletic, nor a cannon arm, and he's short. he has no redeemable football quality other than being smart. which HC can save him?
>>144575041>isn't athletic, nor a cannon arm, and he's short.>which HC can save him?Sean Payton.
>>144575107bix nood is looking like shix, and brees had an arm in the dome, denver doesn't play in a dome.
>>144574944This. Also, she’s my wife :)
>>144568047It's really that simple. I'm pretty sure that the Seahawks were consistently one of the leaders in penalties under Pete Carroll.
>>144574890Based bisexual strapon user.
>>144573242You've never seen a Jets injury report in a really bad season
>>144575259What's unique or different about a bisexual strapon?
>>144575285That would make sense, literally no one gives a fuck about the Jets.
>>144556038You can literally buy them at any gas station tf?
>>144571011Sometimes I think that Mahomes has two radiosets in his helmet and that one of them is linked directly to the NFL in new york which only says "RUN" when something like this happens so it can be turned into a marketable highlight play.
>>144575295She’s use the same one for men and women.
>>144556038American Spirits are better.
NFL discord finally get deleted or did I get banned
>>144575781You got banned
>>144575429Ah, so it's just marketing since you can use a regular strapon like that. Like selling pocket knives when really any knife can be put in a pocket.
>>144575781Still up.
>>144575850Fucking tranny jannies, both here and there I swear
>>144575938your attention-seeking behavior is tiresome.
>>14457596241%
>>144576008i don't visit /pol/ so i'm not sure what this means. have sex, touch grass and eat shit.
>>144576071The rate at which troons self terminate
Don’t believe Temujin’s lies!
>>144576129Why are they on your mind so frequently?
>>144576183Don't like em and they're very loud and annoying online
I can't wait for Ravens @ Cowboys tomorrowI really don't know what will bring me more joy, an 0-3 ratbirds or 1-2 cowboys L at ramranch
>>144576256Are they in the thread with us now?
>>144576269For me, it’s 0-3 ratbirds.
>>144576183Because Matt Walsh told me they're the real problem, not the jews
>>144576304Yes>>144576316They definitely are as well
>>144576269Meme losing more games is betterDude is so low IQ we might get a full fledged chimp out on live TV if they go like 0-5 or some shit lol
Reminder that bitchknees is a janny.
>>144576442Probably trans as well
>>144576385yezzir
imagine lameme, the """MVP""" of 2023, goes 0-3 to start the year
>>144575420Little buzzer on his thigh would do the trick.
If the Chiefs beat the 49ers in a third Owl will it officially be the worst cucking of all time? They would honestly be in dynasty discussion of the Chiefs didn’t exist.
>>144573466Checked.>the rule explicitly exists to rig games, which would make senseYou get it.
>>144572811Brady’s beer was warm so it was easier to chug.
There is literally nothing in the rulebook that says your penus wenus cannot be exposed during play.More teams should take advantage of this
>>144576812That helps with semen too. Go lions
>>144576848This
>cowgoyim @ gnats TNFWho the fuck greenlit this shit?
>>144576848I just looked up rules about removing jerseys and uniforms and found this:>Tear-away jerseys: The NFL banned tear-away jerseys in 1979 to prevent runners from using them to escape tackles.Boomers got to see stripperkino.
>>144576848don't tell jerry jones
>>144576848I think defenses could use this strategy to get a lot of free sacks against the jets
Falsons meet their father tomorrow
>>144577347Can the even queefs beat them without refball?
>>144577347based
>>144577638>>144577638>>144577638new
>>144577641ebin
>>144576598lel
>>144555363yea anime is for the mentally retarded
>>144584742u mad
>>144568771he put up kobe numbers memechucking while looking like he didn't give a shit any more most of the season.
