Post prelim edition
Janny, if you're reading this... you're already dead.
Why don’t lions get to keep their Fitzroy flags?
>>144561196auspol op
>>144561231Fitzroy folded mate
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>144561243why would they fold their flags champ
>>144561265Well its not the same team
With Syndey, Brisbane, Port and GWS peaking and a Freo 3-peat on the horizon. There's a very real chance that no Victorian team wins a flag until the mid-2030s.
why did the last thread get deleted?
>>144561302dollphobic jannies
>>144561196unlucky pozztoria
how good is FIFO? i love doing FIFO work in fact, i base my entire personality around doing FIFOlove FIFO
>>144561196swans are swimming lions are sniffing
>>144561302>>144561130 is still up champ
>>144561318Well we are in here mate
how good is dolly? i love doing dollyin fact, i base my entire personality around doing dollylove dolly*bangs dolly*
Suck shit you moronic Geelong meth head.You have the oldest list in the AFL and the worst youth in the AFL.No upside for Geelong. Going straight down the toilet.
TOO OLD TOO SLOWYOU ARE HERE
ODI Australia vs England is on lads
how good are micks? i love posting micksin fact, i base my entire personality around posting mickslove micks *bangs micks*
>>144561368So true
>>144561368this broke him
She will know we're meant to be together
The Swans are really going to want to kick more goals than Brisbane next week.
how good are drinks? i love drinking drinksin fact, i base my entire personality around drinking drinkslove drinks*bangs liver*
>>144561396Apparently the brisbane lions kick the winning score
>>144561388Is this you, mate?
>>144561368What's a "mick"?
west ham vs chelsea in 35 minutes
>>144561464Watching Australia vs England ODI, me
>>144561271Why not
Casual viewer here. How mindbroken will Melbournians/Victorians/Barassians be about two NRL towns being in the GF? Does it kind of spoil the whole week?
>>144561461hot irish girl i'd love to fuck
>>144561437No, but you will honour the name by day and by night
>>144561487It's south melb vs fitzroy
>>144561487It's a novelty and all the plebocrats who dont realise it's rigged eat it up like apple pie.
>>144561345BASED
>>144561231>>144561265>>144561476cause they merged two teams so it's not the same team, fitzroy still exists in the VAFAswans just moved and renamed so they get to keep theirs
>>144561487“The non Victorian teams are actually Victorian teams if you think about it”
>>144561520You'll hear a mighty rawr : 3
>>144561396Collingwood showed that you can win by kicking less goals
>>144561575fewer*
Is he a fag?
>>144561593thank you
>>144561593just*
>>144561603Happy to help
Bounce is pretty funny when your pissed
my cat attacked me just after the siren went
>and then he goes BANG!>that's why he said TURN IT UP!Why do people here like Bounce?
>>144561558So what percent at the MCG will be Fitzroy or Sth Melbourne traditionalists?
They shouldn't be able to say first time meeting since 1899, then not count the Fitzroy flags, honestly
>>144561632>>144561613
if drink driving is bad why is it so fun?
>>144561654F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
see you all on punt rd once I finish this pint
>>144561362Actually lost because >we were too young and too fast.Rohan would've kicked those two goals from the goal square that Stengle missed.Hawkins would've made the distance from that shot Neale missed.Easy win in that case.
>>144561724Lost because it was rigged.
WEW SUCK SHIT GEELONG YOU DON'T BELONG!!!!!!!!!!
shut the fuck up retard
I can outrun, outlift, out-drink, and out-earn rc I am better than him at both playing and tipping footy
FUCK SYDNEY POOFTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEEEE PLAY THE GAME AS IT SHOULD BE PLAYEDAT HOME OR FAR AWAY
this place is so sillywhat are we all doing here?
>>144556980I was right
>>144561683trip on kingy
Saturday night, why are you here?
we're probably all unironically on an asio list
ZORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how many hours of your life have you spent here posting into the void?
rc was righti kneel
>>144561724it's we were too one and too free chuddo better>>144561836they can do better than just lists these days
>>144561853i have nothing else
lucky asio doesn't police drink driving hahahaha
>>144561780No thanks, you go ahead
>>144561413>>144561827meant for>>144561871
>>144561931
Gonna wear my swans guernsey to TAFE next week
>>144561955applied to TAFE yet mate?
40,818 in the NRL tonight
That prelim not only had the back and forth shootout at the end, but also the toughness, bodies on the line and heaps of speckies, pretty good skills and crazy goals. Even a come from behind win down like 25 points.That might be the greatest game you might ever see. Didn't think we'd see a game on that level in the modern game ay. It was like we went back to the 80s/90s for a second. Players were just on the ball all round today. Normally they're regimented and lacking skills nowadays. Kinda impressed.Although, it seems like skill levels have gone up a lot since last year, like they're more reliance on skills again. Hasn't been like that since before I was born in the eighties/early 90s 2bh. Skills have always been in decline in the AFL since I started watching it in 2000 as a kid and people always commented on it. Glad to see the next gen turning it around, despite the AFL trying hard to fuck it up.
>>144562014kwab
@144562034the fat retarded idiot brady who couldn't tip a canoewhen you neck yourself, hire the forklift first so the cops don't have to pay for your removal
>>144562022I agree
Crazy how Geelong idiots actually believe Bailey Smith is the key to saving them and keeping their club in contention.This is a guy who can't kick, and they have the oldest list in the AFL and some of the worst youth in the AFL. They are still critically dependent on Dangerfield, Blicavs, Stewart, Stanley and Cameron. Their midfield has been absolutely creamed several times this season. St Kilda utterly stomped them in the second last round of the season, where is their upside?They will have to give up their first rounder + mayo for Smith too, further cutting down the quality of what they can bring in. He doesn't even come close to fixing their shit midfield.
>>144561814Reminder that had this board not existed I might be dead right now. I would have had all jabs and be dead because of it. Like various family members.So it's your fault, 4chan. You made me live. How dare you.
>>144562070While I don't think Dangerfield should be called shit, I will admit he is pushing it now and it's starting to show.
>>144561487Nobody cares outside of the console warrers in here
>>144562070And yet they will still continue to go deep in finals, how do they do it
>p-please come home cadman! and p-please don't make us pay a high price gws! we need him!
>>144562062What's ironic though is how it ended with one of the worst clanger shots in front of goal I've ever seen.It almost felt out of place.
>>144562127this is why everyone hates geelong supporters
Are there any decent AFL podcasts? Or are they all shit?
>>144562127Geelong are taking it well. Port's board was something special.
>>144562060HOWLINGOWLINGhe is UNABLE to respond to this, what a BITCH
>>144561345This. Will NOT make the eight in '25.
>>144562155The Bay13's Flogcast was the only good one, but that got cancelled since the Richmond guy that ran it got butthurt when Collingwood won the prelim.
>>144562155it's an interesting discussion
>>144562155Kick it to scoops
>>144562111I didn't say he was shit, I said Geelong are still critically dependent on him. Almost every win they had this year relied on him having one or two big quarters. He will be 35 next year.>>144562121Continual top-ups, but like with Hawthorn, eventually you hit a point where you can't keep going.Geelong lasted longer than Hawthorn because they have this bullshit country boy pull and fags like Cameron and Dangerfield join them on unders so they can go fishing at moggs creek.Even with that though, they're now at a point where they're too old and too slow. Their youth just isn't good enough.
>>144562127>tonight he was poor>31 disposals>2nd on AFHe's right, this is below average for Neale. Normally it's 40 disposals and #1 on AF, kek.I think he might deny Bonts again.
>>144562200He's talking about Shannon Neale. He's supposed to be Hawkins successor but he's not even 1/4 as talented.
>>144562212Good looking lad. Got his own clothing like at Cotton On, meanwhile Porker Hawkins had to get his wife do his clothing line.
3 lines or less please
>>144562252>3 brain cells or less please
>>144562022true. i was watching the game and thinking 'i never see carlton kicking the ball straight to a fellow team mate like this'it really opened my eyes to how footy can be played
The Bulldogs have the best team in the AFL, but the worst coach.If you actually break down each squad, the Bulldogs are the most complete. First rate midfield, first rate rebounding defenders, two very good tall defenders in Jones and Lobb, and three very potent, albeit incomplete key-forwards in Ugle-Hagan, Naughton and Darcy. Their biggest weakness is small forwards (which admittedly, is critically important in the current year).Sydney are probably just as complete, but have bad key forwards.Brisbane have too many up and down players like Daniher, Hipwood, Rayner, Bailey. They also have choker's mentality.Geelong are too old and too slow.Fremantle and GWS have a bad case of choker's mentality.If the Bulldogs had a decent coach who at least understood the basics of the modern game, they would've won the flag this year. Alas Beveridge is a retard who thinks mobility is more important for a ruckman than being a bruising brick shithouse. Lost count of how many times English has been exposed in big games against a strong opponent but the dumb coach never learns.
>>144562252>>144562274meant for>>144562334
>>144562334why did the bulldogs re-sign beveridge again?
>>144562307Yeah but neither side are normally like this. kek
>>144562373Nobody cares about you, micksperg.
>>144562077touche i reckon it's an even keel though on how many people have offed themselves due to 4chan and how many have been saved by 4chan all i know is that not many escape 4chan
>>144562394he's not me retard
>>144562334While I agree they have a squad there, Bevs is not the problem.The problem might be the rest of the club behind him.Dogs have always had that issue since the whitten era. Whitten was renown for overcoming that shit.
Bont then literally daylight lmao
>>144562424While I admit it's poor habits and angst with society that brought me here, it also made me realise I made a mistake with my career path and had I not seen that, I'd be dead.I'm not in a good pos right now, but at least I'm barely alive.
>>144562428Again, nobody cares about you micksperg. Piss off you worthless pedophile.
i need sleep. i think at 27 my libido is dropping and my porn/fap addiction will go away on its own. today's miserable edging session has ruined it for me
>>144562461you first rcismickspergsperg
>>144562469>my porn/fap addiction will go away on its ownYou know damn well that's a lie.
>>144562430>The problem might be the rest of the club behind him.You're actually right. I was speaking more in football terms, but the reason he's there is because the board + CEO are dumb enough to back him. He's got some of his mates like Luke Darcy on the board, who will always have his back when things get rough.The Bulldogs board will no doubt perceive 2024 to be a "good" year for the club, even though they got eliminated in the first final again. Because the bar was set so low in 2023, doing even just a little better will be seen as a success. Such is the nature of a loser club.
What we eating tomorrow lads
>>144562469Seek Christ
>>144562510something i can easily air fry with little prep or cleanup
>>144562510Why do you need to know
BrownsEaglesVikingsBuccaneers PackersColtsChargers SeahawksRaiders49ersCardinalsRavensChiefsBillsBengalsI've thrown in a test. Can anyone spot it?
Been jerking off to blk boy sissy porn recently, blk boys have the fattest asses around it's ridiculous, I need to find a black tranny to plap.
>>144562648I see it, that’s a spicy one mate
shitney are gunna get wreckt
>>144561388grim as fuck
only 2.5k steps today
>>144561388the funny thing is that this level of desire only reinforces his lack of gf reality
Changed plans on my holiday so will have a day in Adelaide tomorrow, unironically what should I see
@144562648yeah, a fucking BMI test you oxygen sucking excuse of a "human", brady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYkdo you remember?
>>144563129what do you like doing?
>>144563179Sightseeing and being outside
my imaginary gf broke up with me due to my incredibly low self esteem
>>144563208Wagmi
>>144563129Sanfl grand finalRundle mallThat’s about it really
>>144563178Crazy to think that this guys grandson is a tranny who posts videos of his phat blk boy ass bouncing on rubber penises on onlyfans
>>144563230Might Garn Rundle mall and visit a beach then drive past AO
>>144563263I'll be looking for you faggot, be careful
>>144563285Based Bruce https://youtu.be/fzRrPJZ1u3g?si=AP2dW0zVj96TfPQH
>>144563190adelaide zoo is good. the botanical gardens also. they also have a big safari preserve thing out of the city. you could do a tour of the AO. central markets is pretty famous if you like that sort of thing.
the f1 has become even more pozzed than wogball, it's impressive really
I remember grid girls
>>144563329blame drive to survive.
Damien reality check
>>144563384Still so true
lads... I've been pulled over, breathalysed and charged with DUIit's fucking over
>>144563401oops got cropped out
>>144563384haha browny should bring that up on the show tomorrow, maybe after kane blasts port's showing.
>>144563414drink drive your a bloody idiot
>>144563414rip ladi drove home absolutely blind last night
hahahaha just kidding they'll never catch me ahahaha
OHHHHH NOOO BILL YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!
>>144563447based kingy
goodnight lads, see you all in a week
f1 qualy but your laptime is multiplied by your blood alcohol content
fuck sake there is going to be some immense riggings for vic teams next year after all non victorian grand final
>>144563621So everyone with 0.00 bac wins?
>>144563443drove home one eyed drunk the other night and got stuck behind this fucking gook who was swerving all over the road. cunt was probably sober as fuck too.
>>144563414>>144563443trip on kingy
might smoke some weed bro
>>144563740*divided by*i'm retarded
saturday crowdsafl 93,066nrl 40,818
>first non victorian gf since 2006fuck lads we have another royal commission on our hands here
>>144564402>>first non victorian gf since 2006nonce
high scoring grand final
>>144564457FUCKING THISHIS
>>144564481but legal
>Melbourne are the top of the NRL ladder>Sydney are on top of the afl ladderIs the Barassi line a meme?
>>144564345>stadium with bigger capacity has more attendanceShocking
>>144564614No, this is a declaration of war A brother war, one may say. A code war…
>>144564614>sydney afl gets bigger crowds than nrl>melbourne nrl doesnt get bigger crowds than aflreally makes me think actually
>>144564683At least NRL teams aren't rewarded for missing the target.
>>144564457>implying high scoring is goodhttps://www.playhq.com/afl/org/hampden-football-netball-league/hampden-football-netball-league-2024/sungold-seniors/game-centre/8bf6379dwatched this today, was pure kino from start to finishsouf kicked the only goal in the last quarter and it was a fluke wobbler from fifty out on the boundary, norf kicked two out on the full and three behinds
nrl teams are missing in general
>>144564730>steven motlop and michael barlow>still couldn't winHOWLING
>>144562155crowcast
>about to turn on wogball>this is the top story's photo
>>144564996Those blokes have tits. I knew soccer was gay, but still.
>>144564707why is it called a 'try' and not a 'succeed'?
>>144565381Because it allows them to TRY for a field goal
they try for a conversion
conversion should be worth more then
Yeah that, I dunno the terminology, just remember some rugby bloke explaining it better during ozlympics than I did
they should try and get better crowds lol
womens sport is always a lesser product except with rugby league were you cant tell a difference cause the skill ceiling is so low
GO FOOTY BTW
*runs into you**calls it a sport*
Shoutout to the bloke outside coles that wished us (bane bros) luck tearing the cats a new oneEven victorians wanted them to lose kek
I do my shopping at Woolworths
>>144566139good goy eat the vaxxed mince
you guys sure do spend a lot of time talking about the nrl
>>144566308You aren't us mate
>>144566308no but Steven May
>>144563311I still remember that kid who impaled himself on the zoo fence we had just been there for school excursion
>>144565542Gottim a beauty
last for iggs
i have a pooeybum
Just found nudes online of a girl I once went on a date with.
Love Fitzroy
Interstaters, remember, the AFL is a Victorian league, your team is just participating in it.
I'm thinking this will be rigged ala 2005 style. The "hero" will be Dane Rampe.
>>144578309I'm thinking you're a ban evading shitposter who never provides evidence for your claims
>>144579453Hey can you tell me what Gil Mclachlan is doing for work at the moment?
>>144579602Working for Tabcorp, again that's not evidence of "rigging".Given how much money gambling companies make off afl, its a logical move
>>144580430The CEO of Tabcorp. Surely not a conflict of interest at all right?
Year of the Lion
>>144580672And? Again given Gill's managerial experience and knowledge of the AFL its a logical. And yes its a conflict of interest.However none of that is evidence of "rigging"
>The AFL and NRL have launched a last-ditch attempt to protect their business models from a far-reaching federal plan to ban gambling advertising across all digital platforms, fearing the changes will slash revenue from their websites and apps and hurt community sport.>Australian rugby league chief Peter V’landys and AFL boss Andrew Dillon are using their sway with political leaders to block a blanket digital advertising ban before it is decided by federal cabinet, as the $23 billion wagering industry prepares for a surge around the football finals.
>>144581092Ban the ads, these pozzed cunts don't deserve a cent of revenue
Gambling exists. always will. but the ads are shit and unnecessary.
>>144581089He has intimate knowledge of how games are fixed
>>144581698There is ZERO evidence that "games are fixed",Unironically and literally seek professional mental health support for your delusions
Sunday Footy Show time
>>144582169>crashing this show with no survivors
Darcy Fort in for Big O I reckon
that was odd of albo
where is everyone
>>144583515I’m here. Just getting some Subway soon after shopping.
lions
>>144561683drug driving should be pardonable if it's stims or have driving anxiety depending on dosages ofc
>>144561737wrong lions game you fat slow retard
thought id tune into this sunday footy show you retards always talk aboutjust had a ripping prelim and all these old boomers are talking and showing footage from 80s and 90s prelims
The above retards are the reason I don't drive. Have fun being a fucking wheelchair bound vegetable the rest of your life because some retarded fuck decided to drive under the influence.
>>144584198>the shows been on for an hour and a half. >they've discussed and replayed both games at great length>Llordo's deep dive is literally clips of old matchesis this really your first time tuning into a show thats been on for 30 years?
>>144584048You sound like an incel mate.
post some aflw cuties
>>144564614Storm are stacked with Queenslanders and Swans are stacked with Victorians and Western Australians
Literally imagine inventing a sport and being shit at it
>>144584675England bros......
>9 & 10 have had free sport streaming for years>meanwhile 7 trying to act like it's a new revolutionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EleA73F94R0
The media is writing articles about Harley and Yaz >if she moved back to Victoria does it mean Harley will follow her?
>>144584851>prepping for brownlow red carpethuh
Just got back from church, stayed a while after the service for a coffee and fellowship
>Either Tom Papley or Joe Danaher will be a premiership player this time next weekNot ideal
wow man that's heckin amazeballs !!
.::STATUS UPDATE::.>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they will be bottom 4>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't play finals>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't finish top 4>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't win a final>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't make a prelimYOU ARE HERE>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't make a granny>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't win a flag>Geelong only won a flag because they have a cheat ground and too many good players that they get through dodgy recruiting practices>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they will be bottom 4
> tfw no shy non-victorian gf born in 2006
>>144585280Where does the picture in the first frame come from?
>>144585280>Miss Snott as a coachPerish the thought of it
>>144584907god i wish that were me
>>144585280So uhhh......where to now?
>danger done>vfl quality players wont be as good next yearits all over for the cats i say
>>144585356It can be, anon
>>144585428I reckon cats still make the next year but just sneak in. 7th or 8th
Cats will be still be good next year, they’ll have Bailey Smith
I had carls jnr for the first time yesterday. I got 4 burgers for under $25Crazy good value
cats were 7-0 and then went 8-8they were never any good just had a flukey startst kilda tier side 2bhthey wont get lucky next year
>>144585523And to compound that "deal", I've deposited 100,000 plebocrata directly into your account!
>>144585523Elite chips too
>>144585545the smug idiot
Nick Dagos of the Collingwog Fagpies
He makes them seethe so hard. Success breeds jealousy.
>>144582803trip on micknonce
success = mejealousy = naicos' bussy
SO TRUE
Port would have been absolutely smoked in the grand final by Geelong, Sydney or Brisbane. They are not on the same level
>>144585911>soijak profile pic>there's plenty of AFLW fans>the AFLM game>not calling it a finallol, lmao even
Which AQB team is in the grand final? I heard they can overcome the rigging
>>144585911kek
>>144586051that cover photo is a cool pic though
>>144585911>there’s plenty of aflw fanswhy don’t any of them go to games?
>>144586051I refuse to believe this is a real person.
https://x.com/itsdanibrown/status/1837368020865536239
>>144584455
>>144586051he and scoops should do a podcast together
Premierships won post 1972 mean fuck all
do you guys know that the ‘pipe’ (dwayne russell) is the best commentator
Pre 1990 premierships are not relevant
>>144585911>Who can reply?>Accounts @BraedynSmith follows or mentioned can reply
Premierships won in covid years mean fuck all
>>144585911when you think this will get you pussyvery sad
>>144586236go saints btw
>>144586288go port adelaide power est 1997 we exist to win premierships btw
>>144586037Unfortunately the rigging proved to be too difficult this year mate.
OH NO NO NO NO MEXIBROShttps://x.com/lavosaurus/status/1837427595270672410
>>144586334*premierships in the Jew era mean fuck allExcept for some examples 2004, 2006, 2010 etc where the better team was able to overcome the matchfixing.Captcha: Verification not required.
>>144586414or maybe your cope cartel could've played better?
>>144586435this doesnt even make senseboth teams are full of victorians
>most overrated "great" team of all time's legacy turns the club to ash for twenty years>get so fed up with people making fun of your bloviating that you invent a gay selection of currently alright clubs to bandwagon>they also turn to shitkekKEKK E K
>>144586414That’s unfortunate
>>144586494>inventThere is a clear and obvious criteria for a team to be part of what is (now) the AQB. Anyone who bothers to investigate this can see the link between these teams plainly. If you choose to remain blind to this fact, that’s your problem.
why do victorians claim to be east coast when no part of the state touches the eastern coast and melbourne is located solidly on the southern coastline? why do they try so hard to be one of the relevant states
>>144586550based rc’s mascot (scott)
>AFL Prelim>Cats/Lions>Average 1.322m>Reach 3.217m>NRL SemiRoosters/SEagles>Average 821,000 (BVOD 116,000)>Reach 1.757muhhhhh tv ratingsbro?????
>>144586570
>>144586550trip on fatty, or have you run out of trips to get banned?
>>144586655pretty sure it’s his mascot
>>144586669I find it hard to believe anyone would unironically simp for not-a-doctor 0/8 narcissist delusional cocksmoking brady fatguts. I simply refuse to.
crazy in just last nights game alone how many goals were better than nick daicos """"goal of the year"""""
>>144586570You ever looked at a map?
>>144586644never noticed the cats tattoo on his chest. why would someone brand themselves like that?
I bet he isn’t even a real doctor
>>144586769but he is a real worm
>>144586769you'd be correct.
250 thousand years BC (Before Centrelink)
>>144561196Have you lads /praised him/ today?
>>144586823I thought it was 100,000 years, did it go up again? Were we even Homo sapiens 250,000 years ago?
“Evolution” has so many holes and faulty logic it’s a wonder how anyone with an IQ above 80 believes in it
what the fuck is aqb
>>144586897this but the bible
Pretty sure the australian continent was completely covered in ice during the last 250k years, which means at some point abos had white skin
>>144586912alliance of queer bumfuckers
>>144586914Bit of a non-sequitur
>>144586912Supposedly it means "I'm a gay pedophile", no idea why he keeps saying it or how it relates to footy
>>144586816>my parents taught me everything about medicine, therefore I am a Doctor.>insurance? lol no >accreditation? lol lmao even >this is completely fine and rational. you should take my advice and place credence in what I say. also, the afl is rigged and in an eternal marvel-esque battle against 3, no 4 teams which I've chosen to bandwagon because my team isn't very good anymore and I simply cannot deal with this fact.>brb, off to have sex with my sexy russian wife then develop ion propulsion tecnology so I can fly my rocket to mars.>yes, I'm serious.
>>144586912dunno, sound like arabic. i'd be distrustful.
i mean it is weird how much credence we give to people who went to uni for 4 years
>>144587060not me i don’t
>>144587060They do understudy shadowing stuff for quite a few years after toot. knows someone studying to be a gp
Looks like Australia is controlled by a bunch of evil homosexual pedophiles.
Finally, Rhett posts something goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwlFmPLZOi8
>>144586748have you dickhead
>>144586168>be in a loving marriage with this woman and have many white children>condition: have to live in tasmania and can't ever leavewould you?
eating subway AMA
>>144587060takes longer than 4 years to become a doctor of medicine. at least in Australia.
>>144587515what did you get
>>144587515how does feet taste?https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13706659/chicago-subway-dirty-feet-counter.html
>>144586570>~25% of the population>not relevant
>>144586570>why do...humiliation ritual
Why do interstate fans always find a way to complain about Victorians? Victorian teams aren't even in the gf, yet it is all they can talk about
>>144587686india has almost 20% of the worlds population but is completely irrelevent in everyway, victoria is the india of australia
>>144587515same
>>144587739it's goodit proves it's australias number one sporting league
Interstate AFL fans: hahahahah no Vic teams in the GF!!!! Suck shit Vic!!!! Vfl Victorian AFL fans who don’t go for Geelong: thank god there’s no Vic teams in the GF!!!
>>144586845bit abophobic champ
>>144587581>>144587515please respond
>>144587868AIDS
who is gonna finna win the normie
>>144587868meatballs on italian herb and cheese
>>144587899choccy neale, after winning his 3rd brownlow
subway meatball sub is mid. correct choice is italian bmt, cheddar (double meat, double cheese), toasted white, no salads, no sauce
>>144587149>putting in that much effort when you could just watch a tv show about doctors in residence>>144587581>>144587868meth mostly
Where's the smug geelong poster that would post images of this fat cunt all time?
huh, weird.
>>144587899micknonce.
Anyone excited for sunday arvo footy?
>>144588092yes friend!
>>144588029.::STATUS UPDATE::.>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they will be bottom 4HE IS HERE>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't play finals>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't finish top 4>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't win a final>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't make a prelim>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't make a granny>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't win a flag>Geelong only won a flag because they have a cheat ground and too many good players that they get through dodgy recruiting practices>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they will be bottom 4
>AFLM
>>144588124this dude fucks (kids)
>>144588195its what I expect RC looks like.
do you guys watch the footy with your mates like this?
>>144588238Mitchy was fucken hilarious.
>>144588238starting to think a lot of footy players are homosexual
>>144588052vax status?
https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/three-superstars-in-line-for-21-year-brownlow-first-and-one-who-can-t-win-it-20240918-p5kbmb.htmldaicos is a lock. i'll be crying into my piccolo and carbonara when cripps doesn't win desu
>>144588297should've been heeney
Sanfl grand final on in 15 minutes
>>144588238me and the boys
>>144588317this but vfl grand final
>does extremely gay thing>haha its ironic hahaha
>>144588337This desunot gay bro haha just fondling his junk haha just bants ahaha gonna kiss him now ahaha what a larrikin
why do afl players touch each others bum’s after they kick a goal?
>>144588238whats less gayarriving to your mates place with no shirt on to watch the footyor you all get heated watching the footy and one takes his shirt off and the rest follow
love her so much
>>144588337>>144588381time to grow up i reckon ay cobbas
>>144588412
>>144588398"watching footy" is the gayest thing in both these scenarios
>>144588412F U C K I N G T H I SHISWho gives a shit if they're fucking eachother.
Straight guys can actually fondle eachothers cocks, asses, and even kiss eachother as a joke and its not gay
>>144588316we'll find out tomrrrow. not like his votes become dust
Nothing better than a MMF threesome with one of your bros
>>144588443human nature to not waste votes on someone who is ineligible innit
>>144588412>>144588435found the melbournians
>>144588435RC, who's winning the Brownlow? Anything from your sources?
>>144588439This. It’s not gay to suck a dick.
>>144588443scumps don’t give votes to suspended players though, afl directive to save face
>>144588443browny said earlier on the SFS he finishes in the top 5. and he wasn't eligible.
>>144588466My sources indicate that it will be Errol Gulden
>>144588337thas literally most NRL players. fukcing dogs and drinking your own piss?>yeah mate just tha boyz
>>144588459I'm from the Central Coast mate.Captcha: Verification not required.
>>144588409we know, mate. good on ya for trying tho>>144561388
>>144588509you really can't stop being wrong, can you? its a compulsion for you.
You would think Collingwood really shoild be playing in the grand final, but it’s almost impossible for a team to win a flag from outside the top 8
https://australianfootball.com/110% sovlNever even knew of this site until now
>>144588568You sound pretty confident. Why don't you head over to betfair and lay those odds at 501-1?
>>144588543hahaha would the fuck would you ever admit to that hahaha
>>144588588peak Australiana
burswood looks a treat this arvo. in way better nick than for literally any afl game this yeargroundsman is a certified WAFL man
why are zoomers like this
how long is the edfl gonna be keilorwinslol for? over it
>>144588605The uneducated idiot.Captcha: Verification not required.
the despicable child molester rc
An average game of AFL has how many active participants; 60 or so?Two teams, coaching staff and umps. How would "rigging" a game even be possible?
my feet are sore
>>144588686Money.
i identify as a multibillionaire playboy. are there an ndis service providers that can help me actualise this idenity?
>>144588741Explain in detail.
>>144588591I don't gamble. Your confidence hasn't worked so well for you, champ. might be time to log off.
>>144588775money can be exchanged for goods and services
>>144588802so true
lol
Project A is excellentPolice Story 1 & 2 are pretty goodWho am I is rubbish thoGot Police Story 3 and Young Master queued up for the rest of the arvo now.
>I dont gamble money on sports>somehow this makes me less of a man than a guy who pretends to be a doctorlol
toil tomorrow
>>144588459*melburnian
daicos brownlow tomorrow
>>144588474the afl is the labour party of the sporting world
>>144588802i am the 99.8% (but not really)
>watching climbing in Prague, CZE>everyone in the crowd is WHITE or SLAVIC>zero blacks or brownseveryone is happy, noone stressedwhy is that?
>team nigeria>its a white cuntkek
>>144588914living poor is a simpler lifeit's why dole bludgers are all smiles while the middle class grows bald
>>144588890nah it's spelled "Melbourne" mate lol catch up
>>144588922not sure what you're getting towhen everyone's the same colour, they're happy?
>>144588922>czech republic>poor
>>144588922even czech people who are poor are seemingly happy.
Guys, 7+Sport
>>144588630>saving the thumbnailGenius
>>144586839Come on lads /praise him/!
Victorians, who are we supporting? I'm going for bane
>>144589025>Fitzroy>SouthWhoever wins, we win
>>144589029>still posting this sad cope
>>144589037see>>144578093
>>144589029No, whoever wins we lose. These are the two teams the AFL tried to rig the Final for in 2022 and 2023.
man the afl sucks at rigging
>>144589040AFL - AUSTRALIAN Football League.I'm Victorian btw
>>144589042BLAH BLAH BLAH RIGGING BLAH BLAH BLAHNo one believes your claims mate, present actual evidence or serve the numerous bans you're evading
>>144589053my condolences
>>144588933Naturally. An ethnically homogeneous society is high trust, prosperous and free of social problems.As long as you ignore:> the protestent reformation and spanish inquisition> english civil war> american revolution> french revolution> revolutions of 1848> paris commune> first world war> russian revolution> spanish civil war> second world warBut apart from that, if we get rid of the immigrants, all our problems will disappear forever
>>144589103you forgot that the czech republic exists and it's not prosperous
Porn star capital of the world btw, Czech Republic
>>144589103forgot the american civil war also, oopsy doopsy
just browsing reddit lads
does reddit still spilt the match day threads for one where you can complain about umpire calls
>>144589134it's unfair we're not getting paid an equal wage btw
>>144589134This idiot sounds bitter. I picked up Maddy Guerin in my fantasy squad for 400k, and she scored 96 points!
>>144589025South Melbourne/Sydney
just went for a walk and back home now but wish I was still out there walking. too embarrassed to go again in case people that saw me before see me again
>>144589042>this copeholy FUCK you can't even accept!
>>144589017oh noes i made a mistake in my postgo outside and have sex you mega virgin
>>144589103>But apart from that, if we get rid of the immigrants, all our problems will disappear foreveryep. but I have constraints. i only want WHITE immigrants.
>>144589153South Sydney are NRL mate
who ever wins, they win
>>144589140it's all about the entertainment. i was more entertained by that 1 point second quarter than by the entire 2024 AFLM season
>>144589110you forgot that the czech republic exists and it's prosperous. it actually is. EXCELLENT export industry. certainly doesnt need 400000 indians and pakis.
>>144588124meant for>>144589186
Nah nah nah nahhhh don't funk with muh siiiiiiiiides....Captcha: Verification not required.
hahahahahhaa, micksperg has copped another one of my crops!
>>144589191trip on
>>144589164>seething this hardlmao, not my fault you made such a stupid mistake
>>144589207nah fuckwit. I've never had a trip
Plebocratic posting is getting out of hand. I may not be on this forum for much longer should it continue.
>>144589218fantastic. can you fuck off right now?
>>144589218>I may not be on this forum for much longer should it continue.You shouldn't be here in the first place given you're ban evading multiple banshttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Dr.%20Reality%20Check/deleted/deleted/country/AU/
>>144589218Please stay, this place went to anarchy after you left
>please stay
you now remember the AQB
>>144589192good post
>>144585911>>144586051I went through his profile, he's making constant posts about AFLW. Like does he genuinely think anyone cares?
>>144585911>>144586051Shoot these people
>>144589249I care, along with the thousands of others who watch it.Captcha: Verification not required.
>>144589249i've unironically thought about watching AFLW. i'm yet to do so but i still think about it
RC is like that flakey ex-gf who was always threatening to leave if she doesn't get the respect she demands and she's pulled this shit before, you got over her and then when her other relationship didn't work out she started texting you again and trying to come back into your life you stupidly let her and now we are heremate we've already made this mistake before if you are a flakey little bitch that can't handle the bants go somewhere else we already moved on
>>144589264In the words of one of the shitless coaches of all time, "don't think. DO!"
>>144589270You could have more people read your posts if you wrote better. I, for one, stopped reading somewhere after fifteen words of that horrific (first) run-on sentence.
>>144589283like i said RC we already moved on with out lives
I posted yesterday about not knowing which state league team to support. I’m letting you know that I chose North Adelaide (Roosters).
Roosters are East Sydney mate
rc the bad evading kiddy fiddler
>>144589283F U C K I N GT H I SHISYou'd think half of the people here don't even know what an independent clause is.Captcha: Verification not required.
alright /alf/ time for the big oneroyals or dockies ?
how do we respond when daicos wins the brownlow 2024 (his first of 4)?
I'm still miffed at the audacity of eggsperg to suggest that Brisbane were fucked over in 2004.Not only was the grand final rigged in their favour, but after winning the qualifying final they had a 2 weeks to settle in and acclimatise in Melbourne, and didn't have to fly again before playing the big one.?????????
soccer fans are the most persecuted group in australia
fuck off fatguts. paedos are not welcome here
>just live in a hotel for two weeks bro!!!!!!
>>144589381That's where the club digs into their pockets and hires out a resort and ground to train on nearby. But sure, keep flying back to Brisbane!Captcha: Verification not required.
>>144585280pretty good effort from the lads desu
it's just to keep the same routine so the older players can go back to their families and be in a familiar situation so it seems more like a normal training week yeah you cant escape things are going to be different this week but if you can reduce the number of changes from more normality it isn't a big shock to the players
I'm new here, what's the deep lore on this tripfaggot, seems like an absolute retard desu
>>144589417certified retard, convicted child molester, for some reason keeps showing its head around here
>>144589417He’s the best poster here mate. He’s the glue that holds this community together.
>>144587673the worst game i have ever seen him play easily fucked up half a dozen simple goals
>>144589416>just to keep same routine>justHow did that work out for them?Spending time in a resort would've gelled the team together. Hell, it could've provided an opportunity for some of them like Lynch and Black to release the sexual tension they had with each other.
>>144589434He was droneballed out of the game.Captcha: Verification not required.
rc nonce
>>144589261>THOUSANDSlel
holy shit you can NEVER accept that you're fucken WRONG can you?
Just ONCE. ONCE. ACCEPT you're actually wrong.
>>144589497Who are you replying to mate?
>>144589103None of those happened in Australia
>>144589448RC, what can we do about the rise of the plebocracy in /afl/? things are getting really bad
oh bradyyou came and you sold me a furphyon my vacation away from alfie
>>144589502the not a doctor reality check. thats who. you're either him or a simp. not sure which is more gay.
RC is based as FUCK.
>>144589524F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
>>144589524gay as fuck. sucks dicks, can't tipbut sure mate. you >>144589525call that based. >0/8lol
have to keep reminding myself that there's no reason for sunday scaries as tomorrow is a public holiday, these billionaire jews really have some tricks
preview of next year's ladder
public holiday is on friday mate
>sunday scariesnever heard that before in my life
Why does Isaac Heaney sound like a wog or some other kind of ethnic in the Colgate ad?
bored and still 3hrs until dinner. might go the gym because idk what else to do
Find it odd that there are posters who think Reality Check is anything other than a lolcow
>>144589554he's from newy.
Oh I guess no one cares about the VFL kino on right now.....
>>144589567The SA game is great too
>>144589553crikey some massive milkers in this frame
>>144589567was watching the wafl final but sanfl looks good i'm gonna turn that on
Business idea: the top 3 state league teams plus a wildcard get elevated to AFL and the bottom 4 AFL teams get demoted to state league
just remembered cousin skeeter
>>144589615The wildcard team will be determined by a carnival and I shall call it the State of Origin
>crabernerkek never change
>>144589642>do a good non-preferred snap>then hideous shank 10m out 30 seconds laterclassic
*asks a question and doesn't bother listening to my answer*
LOOM
vfl final about to pop off too actually
>>144589567loom alert
Princes Park is so kino
>>144589615This but Collingwood, Essendon, Carlton, Richmond, Geelong, Hawthorn, Adelaide, West Coast, Sydney and Brisbane are exempted from demotion.
could even have two melbourne sides in the vfl grand final kek
>kick 8.15>lose
>hawthornlol he doesn't realize how irrelevant the team he supports is
>can have two tigers in the vfl>cant have two magpies in the afl
Relegation doesn't work in leagues with salary caps.
>realize
>floating whiteboards
The captain just loves the boys-kino
>>144589103all started by jews
>>144589743>source: just trust me bro
>>144561345How many years have you jealous people been saying this exact same thing?
>2:30pm GF start timeShan't be watching once again.
>>144589718>real eyes
fuck my arse you gay bitch
we would be so perfect together, if only she knew
>>144589770>>144589814samefag
>>144589829no
>>144589829no but Steven May
Work with not one, but two, Geelong customers that have never set foot in the city before. Tomorrow should be fun (in Sydney)
>>144589848>never set foot in the city beforeWhy does this matter?
My boss at my first job was a Cats customer, cunt was from Adelaide, always thought he was gay, walked like a sims character with annoyingly good posture
>>144589870Because it's cringe
>yoo vill set foot in the city und yoo vill be happee
>>144589877Maybe it's the moniker that they resonate with not the location.
why haven't all the fred customers turned up to watch their magoos in the gf? royalsmen are EVERYWHEREnot like they have anything better to do this weekend
>>144589950Peel is not Fred.
>>144589971>>144589971>>144589971>>144589971
>>144589615>add tassie, canberra, nt and regional wa side>split comp into two divisions of 12 >play twice home and away (22 rounds)>div 1 has a top 6 finals schedule>div 1 spoon side relegated>div 2 grand final winner is promoted and spoon side relegated back to state league>winners of the state leagues have a carnival, the winner of which gets promoted to div 2
>>144589753it was revealed to me in a dream
>>144561955Who is this qt?
>>144590441my gf