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Wank (AKA Yank) Flags Out
pavement fightstarboulderingDragon quest XIparsiqprawn dhansak
New thread new you
all of zachy's mates
good game
wtf? Dragon Quest was made by the DBZ guy? (this and Pokemon are the only /cric/ approved animes)m-maybe it's not that bad lads heh
Friday night was ruined by all the welsh shitenever again please lads
yeah same artist that's true
>>144559845meeting hot reddit sluts but they're doped up on SSRIs so they're crazy
what country shall we celebrate tonight
>cARSE
not same creator/conceiver but same artist >>144561525Was the yearly Welsh music night
not every differing opinion is 'dire'not every person you disagree with is a 'neek'not everything you dislike is 'reddit'be better
RETIRE OLD MAN
>>144561428>redditlerhitler stood against everything redditors love champ
will smith
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFFSHITCUNTYOU'RE USELESSRETIRENO MATCH FOR POTTSTWATAN EMBARASSMENT TO AUSTRALIAAUTISTIC DICKHEADTHE WORST THING TO COME FROM AUSTRALIA SINCE RAYGUN
>>144561525for me? it's https://youtube.com/watch?v=S7PKSOAtUjc
>>144561577see>>144561712
still waiting to see one (1) marginally entertaining gottem post
thought moeen retired?
ashes to ashesdust to clayif will smith doesn't score a centurysteven may
Have never actually listened to a manic street preachers album all the way through
GAWNGAWTTEMRECKON YOO SHUD FARK OF TA THA TENT THINGY ORLRIGHT MATE AND GIVE ME BACK ME FARKEN LIGHTER
>>144561768went though a phase a couple of years ago, concluded they're mid
unwound they ain't
lots of decent songs but don't think there's ever been a great welsh album desu. Tom Jones compilations don't count
Every time there's an England match on Zachy desperately spams the thread with off-topic posts
Rashid is like a fine wine lads
>>144561872that's haram you insensitive islamophobic bigot
I cannot imagine what an unfathomable bore someone is to actually discuss music
>Every time there's an England match ondon't need this part really
should i pay £19.99 to watch the boxingpros: i like boxingcons: i am a tight prick
>>144561911just find a free stream somewhereuse UBO thoughbeit
>>144561885It's true that he does it at other times too, but he increases his spamposting when there's a match on because he wants to push away people who actually want to talk about cricket
is this countysperg sperging out at are zach again?
>>144561933He just sees more people posting and thinks it's time to get some attention When it's completely dead he gives up after a bit, maybe a post every couple hours
the Zachy derangement syndrome (ZDS) brothers are in
Implying there is anything to talk about in regards to brainletbash I do talk about cricket
ODI counts as cricket tbfbrainletbash is t20
Update:boundary Thoughts?
I'm not watching
Australia won't make it past 250One more wicket and we're into the tail
was partial to early 2000s brainletbash featuring Shahid Afridi, Nathan bracken and charl langaveldt
>welmao and which bowler are you then, oh cricket maestro?
>>144562219Liam LivingstoneI phonepost between overs but ask Sky cameras not to show it
Where's zampas gay boyfriend
Mitch Marsh only has one shot desu
>>144561811would submit Mclusky Do Dallas
>>144562316what race was it?
>>144562353one race the human race you fucking racist chud
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF YOU WELSH TWAT
OHOHO WHAT ARE YOU THERE BIG MARN
>be welsh>be bad at cricketmany many such cases
'chabin bla x
first reply itt
work called
Oh dear oh dear this is looking dire pozzies
I have Cricket on my TV in 4K and I don't understand anything that is going on or what any of the numbers on my screen mean.
it's a dead sport don't bother
>>144562575okay mr vpn
>>144562616My flag isn't a VPN but I am using one to open Sky Sports UK.
>crapsmellwow didn't see that coming
here's your world champion team bro
WANTED: A single talented cricketsperson from Australia
Mad how our C team mogs Australia's A team
aus flags gone reallllll quiet
Has this Australia team ever even won a single game? Dire state of affairs for Australian cricket atm
>>144562696shitposting in the west ham vs chelsea thread60 second post cooldown innit lad
>>144561598>c:\Arse>c:\Arse\Run>Run c:\Arse\Run
>Aaron Mark Hardie>Born January 07, 1999, Bournemouth, Dorsetsussy
>>144562716Make sure to celebrate a few fake goals
>>144562773Cheeky bastard
>>144562745oh yeah thanks for reminding me
hmm interesting
ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
vindaloo is mid
'ooin 'n cArse\run rn eyequeem...'iglyeyequeem
>>144562790>Kejriwalwat
>>144562784>>144562798>>144562829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYkdo you REMEMBAH
>>144562855 https://youtu.be/MkG1J5SZ_kw
>>144562855I REMEMBERDON'T WORRYHOW COULD I EVER FORGETIT'S THE FIRST TIMETHE LAST TIMEWE EVER METYOU KEPT YOUR SILENCE UPBUT YOU DON'T FOOL METHE PAIN DOESN'T SHOWBUT THE HURT STILL GROWSNO STRANGER TO YOU AND ME
>>144562544kamabla x
wahey
LUFF ARSE BAS
NICE BOWLING JACKS YOU FUCKING PRICK
>>144563002tarq flooringzachy at mum's house
GONE GOTTEM GET THE FUCK OFF
ANOTHER ONE
Australia need to go back to statpadding against the likes of Scotland. Come up against real opposition and they completely crumble
GONE GOTTEM
where did all the pozzies go
>go for a shit>aussies 9 downwut
more of a breakdancing country really
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes?
hazelGOOD
WHY ARE WE PLAYING LIKE BRAINLETS HERE
le lob it outside the off stump and hope for the best man IQ of concrete
>go for a shit>see the australia cricket team when i go to inspect the stoolwut
CAREYGOD
playing like absolute neeks
When I am in city Bloc Leeds, post stretch toil. With a months worth of reset walls around me, I am returned to a childlike wonder I never thought possible 5 years ago
I don't like this game of brainletbash Not for me But it might be for you
We've lost the story here
i cant handle this
I'm at Chester-le-Street on Tuesday but I'm taking a waterproof poncho. 140C, cloud with a 50% chance of rain isn't the best but I'm looking forward to getting shit faced on £10 pints of ale.
>>144563646this is boreDI, not brainletbash, if it were I might be paying attention
dear god its over
it for me, might not be for you
business idea: bowl them out now
>>144562850Yes
>>144563875
where are all the UK flags? call to prayer or something?
might go visit my sister in Thailand once she is all settled in and that
england all out for 140
honestly couldn't give any less of a fucking toss about who wins this
why do you post here if you don't like cricket
>GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO HEATHROW CUNT>h-honestly couldn't give any less of a fucking toss about who wins this
>>144564696I love cricket
More of a shivnarine Chanderpaul man tho
england will be all out for about 150 cap this
>bitchell shart
good bowling from starc pure luck shots
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/sep/21/biden-letting-ukraine-strike-deep-within-russia-key-to-ending-war-zelenskyy-says
>good bowling from starc Said nobody ever
there was literally a noise
NOT OUT1 REVIEW REMAINING
WAHEY
DROPPED THE ONE DAY SERIES
Hairy Bordeaux fanny
another good over from starc lmao
said nobody ever
riding our luck abit lads i guess its the brainlet bazball way
they haven't had a clue about a single hazelwood delivery
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO THE BEDSIT CUNT
>>144565433annnnnnnd theres the wicketi'm SICK OF ITSICK OF IT
dear oh dear the wheels are falling off the axle
Why do pommy cunts change their kit so much?
It's so over
boxing in 40 minutes
I am built like a welsh middleweight in his prime
CRAAAARRRRRWLINGNNNG INNNNNN MY SKINNNNNNTHEEEEESSSSEEE WOUNDS THEY WEEEEILLLLLLL NOOOOT HEAAAAAAALLLL
Give the a*glo shitter "barmy" army Israeli pagers. If the a*glo shitter trumpeteer can play a note in tune they don't explode
reminder in a non-mong IQ tier servin the USA society, John cale-barracuda would replace that God awful nursery rhyme as the go to sing-along sporting anthem
Big innings from the captain again
Another great Welsh song
Bazball bros..
Wales runs /cric/
hahahhahahahqaHhhhhhHAHAHAAAHATHE FUCK ENGLANG CRICK BROS THOUGHT THE PIUTCH WAS GOING TO IMPROVE FOR THE BATTERS?!?!!?!?
reminder in a non-bong IQ tier servin USA society, surfin USA would replace that parodical nursery rhyme as the go to sing-along gridiron anthem
tattoos are insane it's like having a pair of maharashi dragon printed swim shorts fixed to your body you can never take offwondering how low IQ you have to be to get tattooed
>shitcantbowl shart
the aussies are laughing at us again
Look forward to seeing Brook come out with another "Literally who cares?" to justify this loss
>>144566444t. laughed at the aussies when the bongs were bowling
wasn't never worried
Allout by ?
dear oh dear
>englelLel
Yeah we may have conceded 50 off the last wicket and we may have thrown our wickets away when we were well above the rrr but at least we had a laugh in the end
>Australia shit the bed giving the perfect opportunity >fuck it uptypical, perhaps if they played decent players like Root instead of the likes of Jacks.
>>144562675>>144562686>>144562696>>144562708
>>144566324literally, what 4chan does to a mothafucka
>>144564767>>144564767>>144564767
Apparently Zaltz was on taskmaster recently. Might actually give it a watch, always looked like a load of rebbit shit.
>Win Probability:ENG 4.15% • AUS 95.85%WE GOT TOO COCKY BONGBROS
Reminder this is England D vs Australia A
just did 21 dead hang pull ups felt like I had 24 in me seething
wish I had an england D in my australain A rn
maybe if I had slept last night would have been 25
Don’t really know why the likes of Livingstone keep getting picked for ODIs. I know England now have this “extended t20” approach to ODIs, and keep calling flat on their faces, but they clearly don’t rate him enough the play ‘bazball’ in the test side so why ODIs? They just see the 50 over game as lesser which is a real shame.
>>144566444I laugh at your life every time you post you snivelling stupid peeps
>>144566669Yeh but e*glel are smashing the vibesworth-chillwis suck it convicts
anyone know who last won an away ashes series? (the only accolade that matters)
anyone know which country currently holds the big bashes?
>>144566860>>144566877>>144566895no but steven may
off to /box/ see you later on lads god bless x
>>144566969
brit flags gone reallllll quiet
More of a boxing nation really
>>144567351Many of our first choice posters are injured, much like our ODI team
>>144567599>caring enough to make excuses
On another day that shot from Bethell could have gone for six. Little bit embarrassing for Australia to even celebrate the wicket, when you take that into account
>best: 32 v IrelandFucking lol
Bethells knock was too sensible, he’ll be dropped. Carse will make 10 off 6 and get out, proper bazzer a tick in the vibes box.
i've eaten 3 packets of chips and drank 11 beers
>Bethell >FC batting average 25>FC bowling average 96
I hate Duckett so much.
>FClmao who cares grandad?
>>144567797>not pork scratchings
>>144567865Yeh ok but what's his vibes average? Off the fucking charts
>>144567917>not calling them pork crackle
>entonces no llamo el chicharrón
working on a block of aldi chocolate now
>>144568049what's his name
when is TEST cricket?
>>144568128Do you even play it? Lmfao
>>144568128you're TESTing my last nerve padraig
>>144568196no but Steven May
>>144568196You make a valid point
>>144568221I'll punch you in the TESTes if you're not careful you bastard
cant stop eating, cant stop drinking
can't stop watching this cute animationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bWgd0nadFs
Are Australia (dare I say it) on the ropes here?
(No)
>>144568469dunno, im not watching that mickey mouse bullshit
My County Championship team of the season:RJ Burns (Surrey)H Hameed (Nottinghamshire)DG Bedingham (Durham)JM Cox (Essex)MJJ Critchley (Essex)LA Dawson (Hampshire)BT Foakes (Surrey)MJ Potts (Durham)DJ Worrell (Surrey)SJ Cook (Essex)JA Porter (Essex)
>>144568231Tbh I have no clue. We've played Sri Lanka and India already this year
sucking on a shippers
>>144568527Higgins over Potts for me desuAnd somebody else instead of Critchley, Simpson I think
i prefer watching club cricket to international cricket
>>144568529We've played 2 tests all year, first against Afghanistan in Abu Dhabi back in February and then our only home test for the entire summer against Zimbabwe in July
we're more of a redball nation anyway
Just got called ripped by an upfront bald boomer redditor
Fondly remembering the time me and the boys jumped a shitfaced pom backpacker outside of the pub and pushed him into the gutterRemember Gallipoli, remember the murder. Poms ain't welcome no more.
>>144568785>it was purple Aki
>>144568816There was more French at Gallipoli than ANZACs, and Aussies weren’t even on the first waves to land.
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO THE CLIFFS OF DOVER CUNT
>>144568816getting c.j from eggheads vibes about this post not good
>>144568862reckon that's because you landed us at the wrong spot and massacred us retard
>>144568862>Churchill famously hates Aussies>Mocked Breaker Morant and the other Aussie heroes after they were court martialled in a pom conspiracy to save face>Deliberately sent thousands of Aussie men and boys to get slaughtered >Aussies died in far larger % than any other forceFuck Churchill, glad the UK is getting BLACKED and CURRIED and all of his statues will be ripped down by the end of the decade.
>>144568731Nice, I genuinely didn't think you had test status lol. Being an Irish cricket fan must be hard?
When is the Porterhouse meet this year then?
>>144568931pretty sure you made all that up about Churchill you dirty fenian liar
>>144568931>>Churchilllook into who his biggest (((lobbyists))) were and ask yourself why every European war over 400 years ended in a conditional surrender but Churchill demanded an unconditional surrender despite dozens of peace offers from the bad guys
The death of the British nation by 2050 will be glorious. Scottish independence then Welsh. Poms reduced to a runt state, the legacy of the British Empire BLACKED out of existence. Every game of cricket we thrash the poms in is a testimony to our racial, physical, mental and spiritual superiority over the dysgenic inbred pom
>>144568931>breaker moron who tried the Nuremberg defence despite no such orders existingliterally half his unit spoke against him at his court marshal, plus he was from England.
>>144569010Pretty sure Waterloo was an unconditional surrender. Franco-Prussian war too. And WW1
>>144569010>>144569014>>144568931>>144568904>>144568816>>>/pol/ you Irish bogan idiot
HOW DA FUCK DID THE PLANETARY WARMING PREDICT THIS VICTORY??
>>144569025South Australia IS England. It's the last actually English place left in the world, founded by the elites of the Empire. Meanwhile London is minority majority and immigrants are running around clubbing people to death while pom women get stretched by BBCs. The absolute state of "England"
I like the militant Irish Aussie anonhttps://youtu.be/FMi3AGWsm0I?si=EANp7NBgXSDCBACHHe's got soul
>>144569014I will always be proud of our aussie children no matter how much you rebel
>The Treaty of Versailles[1] (German: Versailler Vertrag or Versailler Diktat), signed 28 June 1919, enacted on 10 January 1920, was the imposed peace treaty which officially ended World War I between the Allied powers and Germany.>Although the armistice signed on 11 November 1918 put an end to the fighting on all fronts (including naval), it took six months of inter-Allied negotiations at the Paris Peace Conference to conclude a peace treaty. Of the many provisions in the treaty, one of the most controversial provisions required Germany to accept full responsibility for causing the war and, under the terms of articles 231-248, disarm, make substantial territorial concessions and pay reparations to certain countries that had formed the Allies.[2] In Germany it was regarded as a national humiliation.[3] China refused to sign the treaty, the American Senate refused to give its sanction to the treaty[4] and it was condemned as a travesty[5][6] by every subsequent German Chancellor and government[7][8].>In 1925, Max Graf von Montgelas published The Case for the Central Powers – an Impeachment of the Versailles Verdict, in an early attempt to put the record straight. Two years later history Professor Harry Elmer Barnes stated: "There is no competent and informed historian in any country who has studied the problem of the genesis of the World War in a thorough fashion who does not regard the theory of war guilt held in Articles 227 and 231 in the Versailles Treaty to be wholly false, misleading, and unjust."[9] >The United States will not interfere in the internal affairs of or the wars between European powers. ~ USA Monroe Doctrine. >It has come to be felt that there is a moral taint about treaties signed under duress"...[making them] morally discredited.[10]>The Treaty was widely flouted, and ignored, almost from the outset. It was publicly disavowed by Germany on 30 January 1937.[11][12]
>Le Fenian>Le IrishI'm South Australian born and bred. No Irish. No convicts. My ancestors were colonial elites. Edwardian self made millionaires.I'm more British than everyone ITT. Sure Southern genetics. Norman and Roman blood.
>>144569156>Imposed peace treatyThat's called unconditional surrender fuckwit, Germany couldn't negotiate.
>>144569188>negotiations
>>144569217People like you are the reason why I despise tradies. You're all so fucking stupid
>ynr how germany lost because the communists started strikes at arms factories
>>144568974We've had test status for a few years now since 2017 but aren't getting enough matches scheduled or seem to care about it.We should be having at least 4 or 5 home tests every summer
Another cricket match lost by the bowlers wonder when this will finally be addressed
Fascinated but my head Is sore from all the not providing my mum with grandchildren yet Can I get a quick rundown?
>>1445690995037 man myself
Grandad always said the Croweatians aren't really Australian like the other Australians, he called them English
winter wonderland /cric/ meetup in london in december?there are so many comfy pubs there
>>144569337More like another match lost because poms have oily, black blood prone to congealing due to inbreeding>>144569503*Crowegians
>>144569566Kinda crazy that London is 70% minority. Melbourne's only something like 20%
>>144569576I feed our local crows. They don't distrust me, they know I'm not fattening them up
>>144569605London is London it's not really part of England more like a hybrid city state sort of thing and it has always been full of migrants and foreigners. That's just how it is you can ask anyone who isn't a complete fuckwit
>>144569566I cannot imagine anything worse than meeting people from 4chan IRL
so many many nang yatties in Donedon lads like York but do get pissed off sometimes how much old people dick ride it. Just quite sick of looking at old people. Have Leeds on my doorstep at least
Couldn't live in Donedon thoJust not part of my DNA
>>144569674t.countystreams
>>144569631Yeah crows are cool. Still like our magpies more however. Any bird that attacks small Chinese children is right in my book.
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO DONEGLAND CUNTS
My sperm is potent, high test and Welsh
>>144569810>DONEGLAND
L A F S>c:\Arse>c:\Arse\Run>Run c:\Arse\Runthink I stumbled on proper gimmick, yh¿ whaddya think¿ x
>RUN\CARSE\RUN
>>144569156the treaty of three lines or less
>>144569673>always beenBased zoomer who doesn't remember life before 1997
so now that england is no longer a credible cricket *thing*. it is in the best interests of us all the ridicule them.
We need to bring south American nang yatties to York somehow There must be a way
>>144570215>nowway ahead of you fella x
>>144568975I'll be there on December 14th. Looking forward to meeting up with everybody
soime x
Women love Donedon too much it's annoyingWe need to find a way to make them see sense
>>144569334Problem isn't you problem is test cricket needs to improve itself as a structure and marketability. It is a colonial relic that relied on muh >gashes but now needs to professionalise
Best way to meet hairy milfs in Bordeaux? Who secretly adore strong young Welshmen but don't want their husbands to know
ah yes, zachICK putting the ick in crick
Think the a*glo shitter meme really got to a*glo shitters
For me, its the St. Louis Americans
oh piss off sebbo m8
Watching corridors of power with brotherberg
>>144570847women deserve the ick
the drunk hawks fan is outside again drinking alone this time no idea where his mate is on the stellas and eating a chinese
arrest them all
>>144571939Summary>fat yanks are remorseless murderers>slobodan did NOTHING wrong
Sleep deprived and brothers making me watch some documentary on the (((libya war)))Need to go bed
https://youtu.be/fmcIrsPH1FU?si=655YZEk7dgCdO2hW
ate too muchtummy no feel good
Can't see myself holding off boulder Brighton until Monday Hankering
any anorexic steroid abusing fat neek in?
>>144572754Summary>fat yanks don't like gaddafi>use lapdog a*glo shitters to train pisslamic jihadi rebels to kill gaddafi>power vacuum>oh shit>bigger shitshow than beforeThe bit they don't tell you>those libyan pisslamics were given UK citizenship>the very same pisslamic libyans did the manchester arena bombing
might get a 5guys tomorrowbest burger in town
can't beat a bit of flavourless sloppa for 20 quid
I'll be a much better person tomorrow
*cracks knuckles*time to look at last added: within 24 hours on Rightmove
Can't cope with life outside the bouldering gym Awful Lock them up
>me playing tennis Nervous wreck >Me bouldering free as a bird Why?
>>144575246you're mentally unbalanced
https://youtu.be/6dOwHzCHfgA
being content with v4 statpadding isn't really something to be nervous about
>wake up>won againyawn
>the ashes: breakdancing edition
>Player of the match: Alex Carey
>>144577212neither is my level of tennis to you obese, dumb, miss the pointer stay obsessed btw
>sam billings on the bench for antigua and barbuda falcons
is cricket a good sport
>>144582078Yes. To listen, watch and play. In that order.
what does cricket sound like
>>144583091chirp chirp
>>144583091jonathan agnew beating his cock into the radio mic
>>144582515What about taste and smell?
>>144585502like bags of sand
Betting on rain
>>144585502like a nursing home or maybe a hospice
>>144573327you forgot how the laptop thumbing glowies used facebook to psyop people into going to the protests
will Sri Lanka take the almost guaranteed win or are they going to give us an undeserved draw?
G'day lads. Go to church before enjoying the cricket.
https://youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w
sir lanka are choking. ez kiwi w
>>144588334lol grim
>>144588966we literally can't win from hereif it rains we could still grab a draw
>>144589135>wewhich position do you play m8?
>>144589171i open the batting
>>144589189i'll openly bat you off champ
>>144589189Useless prick
can't believe asitha is the type of effective bowler he is at 5' 6''a midget swing bowler like kemar roach is somehow more believable, but this guy is an inch shorter and more nibble off the seam type
GONE
if Kane can score a century we have a slim chance. Will Kane?
watching TV (in bed)if I lived in a bedsit I'd be able to do this more often
beds are for sleeping, that's it
>>144589292what about fucking
not sure what that means
>>144583091For me? The crisp thwack of leather on willow. For you? Rain. >>144588334Which protests>>144589221I believe you've forgotton the fundamental rule of cricket: the team with the most Hindus will win. Rachin's got this.
Zachy and 'shitjeet' just coincidentally posting at the exact same time again
>>144589292What about phoneposting?
Hate the rain. But also love the rain as it keeps all the barking dog owner shitters kettled inside
buy a maharashi rain coat then you'll love it
every builder in the world like boxing
praying for rain to continue so we can salvage a draw against sri lanka in 2024that shows just how far nz cricket has fallengrimincredibly grim
poo
>>144589354arab springthe entire reason facebook exists is for glowies to collect data to psyop
Wake up from the nightmareAnd become the dream
Who would have thought the former test world champions would need rain to avoid back to back defeats to Afghanistan and Sri Lanka
my costal town is turning into balham-by-the-sea with all the tarq Londoners moving here
i think i'm done with kane and his failuresyou can only give someone so many second/third/fourth/hundredth chancestime to retire, you had a good run
>mahaGreat>rishiEnlightened Hindu>>144589797True. Don't know why 3rdies don't block foreign SM. Dumb kanglus fell for the latest US one too, p*kis are their vassal already
>>144589970Wake up from the nightmareBecause you are the dream
oh shit now it really does look like I'm you haha
>>144589994Replace him with who? His problem is a new zealand cricket problem, we don't play nearly enough tests.
Stop giving a fuck about cricket, just let it die already
>>144590030I stopped caring ages ago, maybe when the big 3 split happened. no sport was going to survive with such little competitive variety
>>144590019>replace him with whoreally doesn't matter, this generation is donefocus more on the domestic game and maybe we can have another generation of competitive cricketers again in a decade or two
Would anyone like to join me in a rain haka?
No, nothing will ever change if we keep escaping with lucky results. I hope we lose. We need to lose.
One day cup on later.
Sri Lanka are now a top 4 side easily
Reckon we should just baz out the rest of these runs and get it done in 20 overs
Reckon playing more than one test series a year might help
Sri Lanka have some quality little players
I remember some brainlet cazzie trying to tell me Sri Lanka were done forever
>beating poopeeland is some big achievement
they have some quality little players that pass the eye test
mad to think now that the pre-PJ (Prabath Jayasuriya) era was a time where left-arm spin was unsolved
>>144590161For an asian team ? Could be
alyssa healy looking chonky af, arse is fat
>>144590365No in general there aren't 4 better
kinda agree actuallystill wouldn't call it a "big 4", but sri lanka are definitely next in line after aus/india/pakistan
Now turn away, cause I'm awful just to see. Cause all my hair's abandoned all my body, oh, my agony.
brother says I can play his x box but on one condition- dragon quest is banned made me laugh and made me think of cric might play ressy evil 2
>he said pakistan
What a fuckin shambles
perry you stupid bint
We need that bowler with the large gyatt to do another over again
one day cup final looks grim rain all day todayrain all day tomorrow (reserve day)
My theory is that Melie was able to take Perry's wicket because she is much, much, much more physically attractive than her.
Does anyone have the perry over the years collage?
>>144590515What will happen? Shared trophy? That would be unspeakably grim
It is her collage
DROPPED IT YOU STUPID BITCH
>>144590489He equated englel with pak
Going to play dragon age origins
uhhh aus sisters?!?
uh Sri Lanka bros
>>144590395Isn't she almost 40? She should have kids by now. Same with Ellyse. Shameful
whenever certain man backs a team they losethe larping welsh kiss of death, they call it
talent
Lick my ballzach
prabath should retire if new Zealand win
haven't seen bitches choke this hard since diddy invited me over
120 with 6 wickets in hand?yeah even NZ couldn't bottle this
Prabs
GONE FUCK OFF
>>144590359
bail to the eye in the SL test
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough! It isn't fit for humans now, There isn't grass to graze a cow. Swarm over, Death!
>Tom Blunder
>lost to sri lankalmao
glunn phullups wull save thum
making my elf mage on dragon age black because he's Welsh
Going to bed. I hope that you all
you hope we all what
Wish there was some cricket on
>>144590359he's done it again lads
glunn phullups
>>144591064f1 singapore grandd prix in 54 bings
>>144591143shan't
>>144591143Will they play cricket? I thought F1 was cars but I might have been mistaken
>sitting down and turning a wheel>a sportthink even fucking snooker might be more of a sport
if you don't like f1 and dogs swipe left
kek they do be like thatdid f1 become a girl sport after that netflix show or something?
>>144591273*swipes right*nothin personnel, one night stando
>>144591307yes
might go 'trose
going 'idl
rachindulkar potentially on elite innings watch
>>144590663
garn 'teamworks
have NZ considered perhaps FARKERN SPANKING IT?
He seemed so unashamed of how he operatedCorresponds to the facts that you wantDespite his expectations he turned out mediocreHis master plan was so soWe're special in other waysWays our mothers appreciate
this is shaping up to be a proper corker innit¿ corr
>>144591462this but 'owe's†need a flexible PVC coupler
>>144590489>>144590595kekKk MANY SUCH CASESalso, >englel >top four moar liek top KEK aaaammmoirite¿ ya¿ eyequeem hahaaa
>>144591678
umm...LORDE/LOTR SISTERS¿???
Ravindra on stranded watch
>>144591812His own fault for boring the life out of the viewers with a sub-100 strike rate (snoozefest alert). Could have been game over already if he'd just bazzed it a bit
>tail enders against spin in galle yeah nah
>poo sneezeblandthey're so dire
mums got house mice grim
currently watching both genders of shit zealanders choke in two separate formats
latest Afghanistan batting masterclass about to drop
droppan' an ENGLEL eyequeem †igly
Just did a 'Sebbo's contributions to /cric/'
x
Once again the Hindu /strongmind/ stands tall. Rachin should come back and play for Bharat instead of carrying these peewees. Jaddu is getting old he can groom him like p*kis groom a*glo shitterettes
>>144592511that's absolutely stinking the place up mate, fucking hell
>>144592263that's why you get cats, at least in rural places
I unironically get second-hand embarrassment reading sebshit and shitjeets posts. these niggas are well into their 30s
wow we're really bad at cricketing
>>144592662it's just the one guy actually
now the warmup is over it's time to watch the real cricket now: toyam hyderabad versus gujarat greats in league legends cricket
>>144562730lmao
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62gl6en2g5oBased zachy getting all the houses on the market
watching black dog (2023)not (2024)
>>144592344
Morne van Wyk is a Gujarat GREAT
WHAT HAPPENS IF BOTH DAYS OF THE ONE DAY CUP WHY DIDNT THEY JUST FINISH IT AFTER THE SEMI FINALS IN FUCKING AUGUST WHEN IT DOESNT RAIN AS MUCHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Exactly two months to the day for BGT and good test cricket.Was looking forward to peewees touring in Oct but they're shit and so are bangbros.
lead singer of the national looks like such an unbelievable bell
more of a dua lipa general
the national are the living epitome of mid
>>144594304quite like a few of the louder tracks on alligator >>144594304
>>144594400you're describing mid
how many hours sleep do you get a night lads
>>144594493Average quite a lot sometimes don't sleep much/at all weekend nights LOL
remember seeing these fags on letterman and some hipster cunt had a hand-pumped organ, knew immediately they weren't my cup of tea.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5C2WVCruPM
would say I average 7 and a half
>>144594682inches?
don't think bone pressing is fraudulent. basically equivalent to taking yohimbine
doesn't really matter, the prostate is only a finger's length in
>>144593012x
>>144595797that's what she said eyequeem hahaaa
it's as fraudulent as self-reported UC scores
there is a town in North Ontario
erm black dog (2023)...is good?seems your film is guaranteed to be good if you call it black dog
>Two teenage boys from very different London backgrounds embark on a road trip North together. As they start to open up about their pasts, the boys learn they have far more in common than they first thought.guessing that's how horny for dick they are and how far up their arses their respective prostates are
yeah I bet they took a road up north, I say!
the fuck is that afghan performance? were the good batters sent to the front or somthing?
yes champ most good batters are sent to the top of the order
>>144561428is England as hated in cricket as they are in every other international sport?
>>144597154they're not hated in baseball champ
>>144597150first and foremost, the good batters are put in at 3&4, so apart from not knowing a fucking thing about cricket, you are obviously too autistic to realise I am referring to the Taliban led Afghan government and their fight against homos like yourself.
>>144597303>3 is the in middle of 1 and 10
Sup
Looking forward to bouldering tomorrow
Brother stopped going bouldering because he said there is too many bellends there
online acquaintance stopped going bouldering because he said his ex-gf might be there
bouldering gyms would be more fun if instead of the crash mats they had a pool with ravenous half-starved piranhas
bouldering gyms would be more fun if a genetically & time correct duplicated timothy mcveigh and his van from 9:02 a.m April 1995 were to appear at every single one and carry on their singular plan.
bouldering gwould be more fun if it was actually having an obstacle course or maze full of rolling massive boulders where people have to dodge them in other lanes or nooks and crannes and then it gets superhard when they get to the top because all the lanes are slippy with the blood and guts of the previous competitors who got turned into raspberry jam
/cric/ would be more fun if it wasn't full of a*glo shitters with appalling musical taste and even worse musical ability
>>144612705soul limbo wasn't that bad mate. you were pretty rusty but you weren't completely shit
reckon nz are kind of well placed to win desumight put a cheeky tenner on it
haven't watched a single ball of it thoughever but still
'Tis but a scratch
gn criccyhttps://youtu.be/KJShA9RP5LAx
tassie in trouble in the one day
toil looms
lel, went too early
>>144619111https://youtu.be/YDwuGLTkKng
>>144590979just popped in to say genuinely embarassing you bout to lose to sri lanka
>>144609513>>144605603>>144602430was watxhung bouldering tv recording todaycute girl in crowd made me not delete it
Is it embarrassing to lose to a team that's expected to beat you?Is it an embarrassment every time england loses an ashes test?If so, then yeah fair enough
>>144622197but nz is better than sri lanka
>>144612876like Tottenham?
>>144612876do you believe all that stuff anon?
prabath has solved left arm spin
very tight pitching call on the ravindra wicket
>>144622334explain how
>>144622334lol
>weakminded jeet loses his wicket and the gamekek... KEK
How very.... british of him
for me it's Neketh Gedara Roshan Prabath Jayasuriya
>>144624415
I've never met an xbox owner who is a decent human beingNot saying that automatically means you aren't, just stating my experience
>>1446248971v1 me on rust faggot
For me it's Canadian actress Sarah Lynn Gadon
made a blistering start to toil
>>144625392i hope you flushed the dunny afterfor me it's a poo peeland batting attack
>called gadonspammer>makes one gadon post every 2 months
>>144625494Many people post Sarah Lynn Gadon
should I watch Alien: Romulus or nah?
no and this has to be one of the worst years for films ever
>>144625546nofucking shite
>>144625546thought it was pretty good if you like the series
>>144625275what's wrong with her why does she look like that
>>144625546nah
>>144625614shes ill
Black DogBibiHollywoodgateAll good
I mean Didi derp
might head to the pub soon to find a girl that will let me lick her arse talk later lads
>>144625560true but Gladiator 2 in Nov mate
we're in here >>144613208
Brother's fucking poisoned me lads, fed me uncooked beans yesterdayFelt nauseous and weak for the last 10 hours and I'm shitting pure liquid Haven't been able to log on for wfh toil yet but I don't anyone has noticed
based tarq tries baked beans for the first time and gets ill
>>144625621>Bibibased mossad agent letting loose a freudian slip
>>144625711As a humble lower middle class lad, baked beans on toast are a staple for meHe tried some tarq recipe using dried black beans and didn't realise you had to boil them first before baking Literally poison, you need to boil them to destroy the toxins
>>144625560>>144625546We got 3 Sarah Lynn Gadon films this year. Watch one of those.
>lower middle classlol ok richfag no need to brag
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