unitedbros...>Saturday 21st SeptemberWest Ham 0-3 ChelseaAston Villa vs Wolves (15:00)Fulham vs Newcastle United (15:00)Leicester City vs Everton (15:00)Liverpool vs Bournemouth (15:00)Southampton vs Ipswich Town (15:00)Tottenham Hotspur vs Brentford (15:00)Crystal Palace vs Manchester United (17:30)>Sunday 22nd SeptemberBrighton and Hove Albion vs Nottingham Forest (14:00)Manchester City vs Arsenal (16:30)
here's an early prediction: west ham won't win the league
who will be the next west ham manager?
West Ham (0.82) 0-3 (2.39) Chelsea
>>144564026David Moyes
West Ham? Is there a north ham?
>>144563962
get moyes on the phonehe can sort this mess out
>>144564072https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northam,_Devon
>Most successful manager in your club's history>Replace him with someone who managed a dozen matches for Madrid because he managed a dozen matches for Madrid
>>144564026Graham Potter needs to get back on the horse
Spurs Brentford gameday>>144564116>>144564116>>144564116
>Since the start of May, Chelsea have now won more Premier League points than any other side (25).
>>144564247so do we apologise to Pochettino or TBoehlz?
please Godallow Everton to get a point today
>>144564041This would be the funniest
>>144564445i dont think we can apologize to either, Boehly doesnt know shit about managing a football club but he's done decent work for the Dodgers so maybe he just doesnt understand football.Poch would have kept doing weird shit like playing certain players out of position or trying out lineups with players that just dont work but he also keep the tide steady for the second half of the season.50/50
>>144564247How many points have other teams won in that time?
>>144564247They've played one more match than every one other than West Ham as well!
shall be watching leicester - everton, me
>spuds
LMFAO SPURS!!!!!!!!!!! HANG YOURSELF YID ARMY. HANG YOURSELF
22 seconds lmaoooooooooOooooOoooo
Van der ven defending...Had it been dragonshin all would be spamming ">dragushit"
>>144565218it was 38 you retard
Mbuemos genuinely class, suprised he wasn't even linked to anyone last season
Need the Yid Army to slime their way into an early grave.
>>144565291Same goes for Wissa. I genuinely don't understand how they weren't linked to any bigger clubs.
Considering how much he gets sucked off by pundits, Romero could be the worst defender in the Premier League. At least no-one pretends to rate the worse ones.
SPURS!
We've watched a man unravel in less than 3 weeks
>Chelsea currently at #2, top 4 is all but confirmed at the end of the matchdayyou were saying?
>>144565322Yeah him too, didn't he bag like 12 goals last season?
>>144565390The rest of us with decent memories remember when he unravelled last season. This is just a continuation of it.
Everton are staying UP!
Geordie scum losing :-) fucking useless cunts
>>144565429Wissa 12, Mbeumo 9. Had another club(s) signed them Brentford would be certainties for relegation.
>>144565502Nah the media still kept shilling him even when he told off a fan. They've completely turned on him now after he got sarcy with the sky sports reporter.
Where's this villa stream? All the vipleague ones have conked out
There's no way Everton could bottle a 2 goal lead again, r-right bros?
>>144565591>They've completely turned on him now after he got sarcy with the sky sports reporter.No surprise they turned when he attacked one of their own.
>spurs
FOR FUCKS SAKE NEWCASTLEFULHAM ARE FUCKING SHIT
>>144565591>spirals into nothingness, ends up managing second tier asian sides again>starts to get points after the media turns on himeither way it will be funny
>Eddie MemeIt's over
Anyone here>actuallygoingtowatchtheirteamplaythis weekend?
>son
>>144565787Pope could definitely have gotten to that
>>144565606Stream east
JOHNSON
>>144565787>it's a Newcastle are shit away from home episode
Hat-trick on debut.
Arse really sold ESR and now they got no attacking depth
Diaz not messing about today.
it's raining in leicester
one more goal for Liverpool to go top
>all these goals today>only to be blessed with a cool 0-0 in the City vs Arsenal game tomorrowI'm sure it'll be an entertaining game but oof.
>>144565248>it was 38 you retardWell that was a lie. has officially gone down as 22 seconds. 38 is nowhere near when it happened so at best you just can't read a timer, either way what a thick fucking cunt you are.
>§PURS
>>144566212It'll be a snooze fest, I'm tired of their "high iq football chess" nonsense, say what you want about Klopp but at least he went at City
Rain game = KINO
b'mouth should've kept Neto i think
>>144566062ty
pissing down herevardy just injured himself after landing bad
>>144566231why would someone lie about something so easily proven lmao even called him a retard LOL
>>144566231he closed the thread with water in his eyes long ago
>>144566125Wrong thread: >>144516732
>>144566255Eh, I can understand why someone would play terroristball in these circumstances even if it does end up being boring. Pep's football is pretty fucking boring to begin with so adding to it Arteta's big away game tactics would make the game a snoozefest but I did think Arsenal went for it at least a little bit in their last away game against City. They didn't score obviously but I did think they had better chances.
Bournemouth bros…
HOT TAKE but I really don’t think any league comes close to the prem
this commentator keeps pronouncing ashley young as ashley yunk
Vicario wtf lmao
>>144566397Love the premier league me
>>144566261Was true kino before they had that undersoil drainage or whatever. Proper lads sliding all over covered in mud.Same as when it used to snow and it was a different colour ball and something a bit different with the snow around. Brought in the undersoil heating and spoiled it.
>>144566397I can't explain it but the Premier League is at its best when there are multiple matches all on at once, so many that you can't really keep track of it all. Final day of the season is the pinnacle of this. As proof, Monday Night Football is rarely ever interesting even if between two good teams.
Manchester United will sign Tyler Dibling for 45m
Villa have had an easy start to the season. Only played one team that isn't a relegation candidate
>>144566543Emery is going to loathe this result because the media will finally have all eyes on Villa and they'll possibly even start talking critically about them. Can see why he's so furious on the sidelines.
now THIS is Slotball
Neto was unironically top 10 GK in the league last season based on saving percentage and now B'mouth replaced him with the dude who has spent so much time being shit than he is 'good'this kind of seemingly-trivial decision would is unironically the thing that would confirm their relegation. I know losing Solanke sucked for them but this one is even worse.
>>144566491he should hold off signing that new contract
they shouldn't synchronize the halftimes, wtf do i watch now
>>144566543Where are those cool Opta? graphs that shows you how easy of a start each club has? I don't think I've seen anyone post one anywhere but I saw them loads last season and the one before that.
>>144566851This is why you can't trust isolated statisticsAsk any Bournemouth fan about Neto and they'd tell you he was dodgy as fuck. Do the stats say how many of those saves he pushed straight to an attacker for a tap in?
Just finished my half time wank and I'm good to go
>Marcus Rashford is NOT in the Manchester United starting 11
>>144567020congrats lad
Thx CPbros, Olise really is that guy
somehow... everton have conceded a goal
>>144567143>>144567143>>144567143the matchy
MADI-SON
The absolute state of Southampton
>Poocastle
>>144563962>sancho>actually goodnew fifa's out next week innit
nice win for the reds
Howe is a mong lol
Great comeback for Spurs, that will keep Ange in the job for the season.
Full-strength Newcastle got battered by a poor Fulham. Geordie scum will be seething allllll night :)
>le heckin' anfield atmosphere la>it's just as pathetic as the emirates
>liverpool win>ABLs cry atmosphere for the millionth timehaha
Southampton and Everton get their first point
>>144568062Anfield is by far the worst stadium in the league in terms of atmosphere. Their fans have only just started saying it after years of outright lying about it to everyone. RAWK moans about it tons. We all saw the new 'fan'zone video too.
>>144568085Ugh huh.
Huuuge 1-1 away win for Everton at Leicester. Could kickstart their season
Wait, why is there THIRTEEN minutes of extra time in the Villa Wolves match?
>>144568085Only one you're fooling is yourself, we know it's got a dogshit atmosphere, no need to keep lying about it.
people waking up to anfield library
>>144568140Mosquera died
>nooo why aren't you treating a 3-0 stroll against non league shitters like it's a champions league semi finalhaha
Spursbro we did it we won another match!
>>144568106>RAWK moans about it tonsCan't even get a chant going AT HOME!
we eating good villabros
>richest club in the world>fields a back 4 of Lloyd Kelly, Dan Burn, Schar and Trippiersomebody should lose their head for this
>>144568162Oh. RIP.
>>144568173that's the point, it shouldn't matter who the opposition is
>>144568162Is that the lad who fingered Jesus?
>>144568140
>>144568238yes
He's back.
Forget Rashford, why isn't Hojlund starting???
>>144568060Fuming tranny
Liverpool (2.18) 3-0 (1.24) BournemouthTottenham (3.68) 3-1 (0.68) BrentfordFulham (2.63) 3-1 (1.54) Newcastle>>144568232crowds are by their nature reactive (at least in england)it's unrealistic to expect people to be hype about something that is little-to-no hype and frankly i'd consider it phoney if anfield was as rocking at 3-0 up vs bournemouth as at 3-2 up in an actual big game
>>144568260Good. Lad played like a terrorist every single game so far.
feels a lot like copeif he's such a good manager why has he never been a good manager?
>>144568201You can be as rich as you want but if you don’t have insane revenue you can’t spend. That’s the purpose of PSR, the league doesn’t want a new Man City. But Newcastle also had a terrible window so can’t blame that entirely.
>>144568106>by far the worst stadiumbit harsh, london stadium, emirates, OT and stamford bridge are worse
>>144568303>crowds are by their nature reactive (at least in england)Much prefer this to euro crowds where they just have some cunt with a drum banging away for 90 minutes and they sing the songs regardless of what's happening on the pitch.
>>144568291No need to sign your posts Geordie scummer.
>>144568335We spent 15m on Osula this summerThat's the type of deal which has to stop, he's obviously not good enough and just brought in to be a warm body because Wilson is always crocked.
>>144568252YeeshIs the reason why they don't stretcher them out immediately because they have to "stabilise" the player?
>>144568277only just back from inury
Love it when Newcastle lose. I LOVE IT
>>144568440
>>144568085nobody mentioned Leicester
The reports of Ange's death are greatly exaggerated
((((They)))) fear this alliance
>>144568518what's their combined IQ
>>144568518VERY worried about Villa's next CL match
>Wolves are 20th in table
>>144568645The only surprising thing is that not happening sooner.
schmeichel's dad is talking shit about ten hag in the studio with maniche
corrfinkin Son is finishedpast his bestlost paceplayed in the wrong position where just utterly predictablefinkin we need to get him off the books and bring in the next broght young winger from Luton Town for 70 mil
>>144568870Love this guy, comes across as a down to Earth person aswell.
>>144568902he's not called harry mong for nothing
>>144568824>finkin we need to get him off the booksFinkin' you need to go get your voice heard mate Get yourself down to White Hart Lane and protest
>>144568870Didn't Haaland score 60+?
>United match thread ruined
>>14456907162, albeit in two and a half seasons
>>144569087for me it's scrolling past posts that don't interest me
>>144569108Doesn't stipulate number of seasons tbf just English goalscorers innit
>Trent and Robertson are now tied for the most assists by a defender in Premier League history (59)
>>144568870Michael Olise will be on this list by Christmas
>>144569135haaland is norwegian
>>144569149Didn't realise his name is Alex Trent.
>>144569175>Leeds is in Norway
>>144569200
>>144569236Because he plays for Norway. Idiot. He's an Englishman. Simple as.
>>144569257why don't you ask him if he consider himself englishhe was just born here cos his dad worked here that's it
>>144569284>Sterling is English
>>144568362Dilate tranny
>>144569395CorrectAlthough sterling at least retains some Jamaican culture through his family so I could understand why he might consider himself a bit of bothHaaland neither grew up in Britain nor has British parents and retains zero cultural identity with Britain
>>144569477>Stirling is English because he was born in Jamaica>Haaland is Norwegian because he was born in England
>>144569477mongo thought sterling was born in england lmao
>>144569514You know I'm fairly sure that isn't what I saidNational identity is clearly more nuanced than "you were born in X place therefore you're x nationality"
>>144569514Epic frog may may xD
>>144569573>Sterling eats jerked chicken and rice so he's Jamaica>Haaland eats raw fish so he's Harald Hardrada>I eat tranny ass so I'm gay>>144569582Idiot
>>144569257does this apply for pakis born in englel as well?
>>144569611Seethe frognigger tourist
>>144563962my boi scored?
>>144569825got an assist from the 1st goal (it was like 90% Jackson's impressive running and finishing tbf), did nothing else after that.
>>144569640Why wouldn't I be?
Why are Fulham thriving off of ex-arsenal academy kids?
>>144569926They aren't, they're having a bad season. Newcastle were just appalling
5 games in and we have 6 (SIX) clubs which haven't won a single game. kinoest relegation race in PL history perhaps?
>>144570150Get them all relegated
>>144569573identity = feelangzbirthplace = facts
Jesus Newcastle is shit away from home
>>144570368Poocastle*
decent save that
United inarguably should be down to 10 men No other club gets officiated like this
>>144571141he got the ball bro
now let's see how my boy Scotty is living his new life in Italy
>>144571248kek whys he tom platz hack squatting on that cunts leg, its just a friendly kickabout
>sky commentator making a comment about United wanting to score a late goal "like they did in their glory days"kek, Sky are shit scared of United being a total joke
>>144570307/mug/
SO glad i watched that entire match
Solid performance by United. Steadying the ship after that 7-0 against Barnsley
Niggerbros, we heckin slurper a draw!We might even come 12th this season!!!This is so heckin amazing! London ftw!!!
NOOOOOOOOO WHY CAN'T WE PLAY BARNSLEY EVERYTIME!!!
This is the first English top-flight season to have six winless sides after five games
Dave having a meltdown LOL
kelly just made me roar there
decent first half. Went to shit when Zirkzee was taken off
Much to learn again. Another enthralling encounter with Cheese Pizza
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msy6esB9NDA
>>144571889this. before getting in bed tonight im going to pray that tomorrows games are also dull and goalless!
Technically an improvement from Ten Faags men after losing this fixture 4-0 last season
>>144572049I know I shouldn't because he is a complete cunt but I feel a bit sorry for Antony
Mad how United came 3rd after losing those first two games 2 seasons ago.ETH is unironically a genius.
>>144572049>the last two spastics in pe that no one wanted to pick for their team
the subs were all too late
Dave going to be SEETHING tonight lol
Yet another player /sp/ was wrong about.Well well well.
Crystal Palace (0.99) 0-0 (1.86) Man Utd
sir jim would never
>>144572106Think youre projecting here a little mate.
>>144572174looks more like a crash test
>>144572135*proceeds to seethe about this mystical "dave" for 3 hours while dave shags his misses and goes out for a pint with his mates*
told ya he'd be seething lmao
>>144572174is he not wearing a pant?
>Moisés Caicedo has won 64.4% of his individual duels in the Premier League this season; the highest percentage of any player to contest 50+ duels.
>>144572049
>>144572174He looks really happy about it.
>>144572106Whew never seen such blatant projection before from an incel here
>>144572174>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>144566283What a truly harrowing image.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/bruno-fernandes-2024-25-performances.483485/page-23wow
>>144572174from ballon d'or clause lad to playing in a greek league as soon as his contract expired at the age of 28yocan't think a bigger downfall than this
>>144572471presumably too good for man u then
Caller on 606 says get Scott Parker in to West Ham lmfao Forgot all about this programme
Yanited are shite
every fucking post I scroll on X has thisjesus christ
>>144573017Ruud will be fuming
>>144573063It's mental how much those companies offer to sponsor your shitposts on twitter once you get near 5 digit followers
>they really though they were back after beating fucking BarnsleyI’ll say it again: most retarded fans in the league
>>144572174>hes 28 No fucking wayI thought he was atleast 4 years olderWhat on earth
That's it, we've done it. We have achieved peak SOVL in sports.https://x.com/AwayDays_/status/1837553201165295791
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13874257/GRAEME-SOUNESS-Anthony-Martial-Athens-Man-United-gone-wrong.htmlNot disagreeing but hate it when souness kvetches like this. Grumpy bastard.
>>144573649>dele alli is the same age
>>144573649he was still 23 (technically) when Ole took over
>>144573666i love sports, satan
Honestly impressive that west ham changed managers, spent a fortune on players and are still shit in almost an identical way to last season
>>144574895They're worse, they had 10 points at this point last season including a telltale 3-1 home win against Chelsea. Also 3 of those were away compared to 2 away this season.
>>144574895I guess they have to take risks if they want to break into the top 8.
Just woke up and saw the scoresBig Ange marching on
a club that starts ZIRKZEE must be realy broken lmao
>>144575130Their start was decent last season, it's from beating Arsenal at christmas onwards they nosedived into apocalyptic shittiness>>144575211all they needed was to tell moyes to not be such a fucking coward and attack
>>144575425Worst part is the consensus amongst their fans that when he came off the whole team played worse Imagine him being the lynchpin
>>144573666proper NORF
>>144575662How can he shoot?
Villa getting their usual 3 days long stoppage time that is always conveniently kept quiet I see
>>144576206Not really an advantage when you are winning
>>144576258Was already logged in by then nothing they could do about it
which club is it harder to be a fan, man u or spurs?
>>144563997Bold>>144576636Probably manure because you would expect more, while spuds are exactly where they are supposed to be every year, in or around top 6
>>14457778195/96One of the best seasons ever
>>144577781The goat Villa shirt.The goat Newcastle shirt.
>>144577781you now remember british tech companies
>>144577781Blackburn clears
>>144579330>goat Villa shirtahem
My uncle who works for Manchester United told me that the United staff and Erik Ten Hag had to physically restrain Garnacho from leaving Selhurst Park at half time, he was apparently having a manic episode asking people for directions to Barnsley
>>144579595Got this kit as a kid with Yorke on the back and I think he left a few weeks later
>Results aside, I'd say we are looking a lot better. If Zirkzee can finish and Ugarte can hold the ring we should be decent. The main difference is the defence though. Martinez and De Ligt are both really good CDs and hopefully Yoro will be as well. If we can rotate enough to avoid injury then it could get very interesting. It's only even going to be a fight for fourth place though. That's the best we can hope for.
>When Adam Lallana made his Southampton debut Tyler Dibling was 6 months old
>>144580993it might be true. Man Utd kept the ball pretty well today. they just didn't have the end product. however, the CP formation probably played a role in that so it's hard to draw conclusion. all in all, from what i've seen so far this season, they're probably, at the least, a little bit better from last season
>>144581126that nonce
11th position 0 goal difference btw
>top 5 already established>no team will catch them all seasonbit grim
>>144577781PHWOAARRlove a McEwansdat shidd is cashsmooth af
>"During a season, you can say, 'Oh, it was a bad season'. But for performances some people say, 'Oh, it's a disgrace, it is a disaster, it's unacceptable," Guardiola said.>"No, during 90 minutes it's one bad afternoon when they were better.>"But I would say - I'm sorry, I want to defend my club, especially in these modern days when everyone is expecting us not [only] to be relegated, to be disappeared off the face of the Earth, the world - that we have better afternoons than the opponents. That's why we win a lot."does anyone else find it really hard most of the time to understand what Pep is rambling about? is he this indecipherable on purpose?
>>144581343>Newcastle are 6th>we have a new big 6 in the Barclays Premier League
>>144581126did he dibble him?
This prem season is going to be quite bad. It might be one of the worst seasons for a long time. With Haaland reaching even greater heights City are most likely due to run away with FIFTH league title in a row. Southampton and Ipswich are going down. Leicester, Wolves, Bournemouth, Everton are in the relegation battle but it will probably come down to a 2 horse race between Leicester and Everton. With a crop of a few solid teams, the most interesting part of the season will be the race for top 4 - Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea, Newcastle, Villa all in the mix. City, Arsenal, Liverpool and probably Chelsea will be top 4. Your casual Monday night football between Fulham and Forest has never been less interesting. I don't know how but the premier league needs a shake up.
>>144581579I'm with you. Sometimes I have no clue what point Pep is trying to make. It just sounds like rambling that's loosely connected by certain words and phrases. In this instance though I think he's just pre-coping in case they lose. At least for the first part. Don't know what he means when he says that's why they win a lot.
>>144581579>>144582425You need to have a high intellect to understand what Pep is saying
Amount unearned media coverage spurs get is crazy, almost man united level but at least you can say half the pundits are from the Fergie ex wives club.
>>144582538I have this thing where no matter what they say, if it's in a Spanish accent I assume they're a Manuel tier idiot
>>144566006I saw Chelsea play West Ham today and now I’m in Dublin. Jackson scored and came over to the west ham fans to taunt them it was ludo kino
>>144582672He's a championship level striker who thinks he's Drogba
>>144582742Drogba was a Championship level striker tbf
>>144582742He’s not even that bad to be honest, he’s just really raw, I think he can still improve
he just needs more time
>>144582672fink london stadium was worst stadium i watch a football match in.
>>144569257is Higuain a Frenchman? he didnt even get the papers to get French citizenship but he was born there
>anti-spurs spam goes into overdrive after they win a match>/epl/ still closes its eyes and plugs its ears and pretends the arsenal paki isn't ~80% of posts hereok
>”in Brighton, we should have drawn or even win the game there, so we lost three points”>”today, we also probably lose two points, because of the first half”Utdbros, we are so fucking back. 12 points from 5 gamesAlso let’s not forget we won the xG against Liverpool
>>144587009have a wank or something spacker
>>144587793United: 1Loserpool: 0
>>144587793United were robbed a clear penalty yesterday though
kek emerys saying “shit” in interviews now, hes finally adjusted to england
>stinkers today >’EFL’ cup and the worst possible EL games on Wednesday and Thursday :/
>>144589387good games today no?brighton looking for a win and forest in good formand man city arsenal is usually tense and high quality
France has finally announced its new government, and both Gérald Darmanin and Amélie Oudéa-Castéra - the two ministers who lied about the Stade de France fiasco and attempted to blame Liverpool supporters - have lost their positions as ministers.Good riddance to two disgraces.
>>144589552this was funny ngl, seeing liverpool fans suddenly parroting anti immigration talking points was a sight to see
dogshit teamsheetplaying gary neville on the left? what are they thinking?
>>144589583not sure i remember much of that, wasn't most of anger directed at uefa and paris's complete inability to host sporting events?
>>144589591yes but there was a not so insignificant amount who blamed diversity and whatnot
>>1445820252 euros have been deposited in your account by the good folks at the Super League Propaganda Department
>>144589387Get another hobby.
>>144589585Rochdale didn't elect a Gaza-loving independent? Strange
>>144589552will they get anything done with this parliamentary proportion though
>>144589720Why is RN the only party with no citation. Bit suspicious, what are they trying to hide?
Morning, ABLs
>>144589780Had the same thought but didn't post it because no matter what, by the end of the day we will no longer be there. No matter the outcome of City vs Arse, one of them will be on top at the final whistle
we really need to talk about the ever-decreasing quality of midtable-to-lowtable clubs because why the hell? 6 winless clubs at the bottom which can't even beat each other. is this the rich-getting-richer-and-poor-getting-poorer type of situation?
I thought VAr was going to stop doing checks for millimetres offside shit and only check if the ref seriously fucked it
>>144589807>is this the rich-getting-richer-and-poor-getting-poorer type of situation?Yes. Has been the case for at least 5 years.
>>144589807It's just a quirk of the fixture scheduling. They've all lost against teams they should be losing against and drawn against each other [spoiler]and United and Spuds[/spoiler]
>>144589904>spoiler tags on /sp/
>>144589907I'm new here I didn't realize
that United-CP match legit pissed me off. would United fare better if they started Rashford from the get go? i honestly don't know.
>>144581126I wonder what they talk about in the dressing room.
>>144590051i think so, but it wouldn't have made as big of a difference as taking bruno off would
Man is in the form of his life.Will he get the England call.
missus has made me a chicken wrap and a hot chocolate after she gave me an invigorating blozzer/rimjob combohow's your Sunday going lads
>>144590154Dat guy?
>>144590154It goes without saying at this point Welbs is very much THAT PERSON
>>144590154>the form of his lifeAre all Brighton fans as deluded as you seem to be?
>>144589704Galloway basically only won the by election because Labour dithered over dismissing their candidate.
>>144590295To be fair he does look good. It's not just goals and dat guy has never really been a prolific goal scorer. G+A he's second for English strikers in the prem after Ollie Watkins with one less game played.
>>144572471Finally Pruno Penaldes isn't getting away with dropping 3/10 performances, even if it's just a bunch of retards on redcafe calling him out, the fire rises.Soon he will be exposed and I won't hear any world class shouts about him
>>144590478>To be fair he does look goodHe has not played for England in six years. Why do you think Carsley would bother calling up a 33 year old?
Mourinho is finished. Still better than 10hag
>>144581614>kicking spurs and united out of the big sicks for newcastle and villaum based alert??
>>144582940based irish poster, actually has a working brain
The Ten Hag in/out camps on Redcafe are currently comparing each other to 'Trump supporters'
>>144590840I think you mean for Brighton and Villa. Poocastle are relegation shitters having a purple patch
>>144590950>purple patchIn the same vein as Salah being a one season wonder then?
>>144590950brighton will never be a thing
>>144591035If anything they're the relegation shitters having a purple patch. Do have to wonder how Newcastle would be perceived without that late 90s spell of challenging for the title and reaching Wembley twice.
This was before most of you were born but yep Newcastle United (old name for Sandcastle United) had an open-top bus out for losing a final
>>144590958>a winger who has never scored less than 23 goals in a season for Liverpool>purple patchmeanwhile Poocastle have two 4th place finishes in 30 years despite being one of the richest clubs in the league, smash and grabbed their way to 10 points this season and just got hammered by Fulham
>>144591056Funnily enough the Guardian had an article on that very topic this week: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/sep/18/celebrated-relegation-or-defeat-open-top-bus-parade-the-knowledgeBoro did it two years prior: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeH9lb1cfI0
>>144591076>he doesn't remember retards calling Salah a "one season wonder"I see you didn't understand my point at all.>Poocastle have two 4th place finishes in 30 yearsStill more than Brighton who have had a grand total of 0 (zero, number of straight people in Brighton) in their history.
>>144591104>he doesn't remember retards calling Salah a "one season wonder"They were mainly Chelsea fans btw
>>144591080>defeated FA Cup finalists and league runners-up Everton accompanied their victorious double-winning opponents Liverpool on a pre-planned parade designed to showcase the unity of the city after a tumultuous and troubling couple of years. The photos show a disconsolate and increasingly drunk Everton squad gazing miserably at their triumphant opponents.”Omds
>>144591104You didn't understand my point at all. Brighton (or Forest) will overtake Poocastle in a few hours. So really it should be one of them getting big 6 membership.Because that's the idea isn't it? Pretending tinpot clubs are big clubs because they're going through a purple patch.
Reminder that Chelsea somehow let both Salah and KDB slip through their fingers.Reminder that they just sold Hudson-Odoi for only £3 million
Genuinely have to respect United's commitment to having zero goal difference, it's like how that YouTube clip of the neutral lads from Futurama always had equal likes and dislikes
>>144591185>PoocastleI have to admire your dedication to this bit, I can't imagine anyone else getting so rattled by a club that last won a trophy before man walked on the moon.>Pretending tinpot clubs are big clubs because they're going through a purple patch.Forest and Newcastle have won multiple major honours in their history. Meanwhile Brighton's only trophy of any significance whatsoever is a pre-war Charity Shield.
How come Newcastle hasnt made the leap yet with all the saudi money
So has it been explained yet how United got away with the most obvious red card in history yet? And why VAR didn't intervene?Weird how this stuff is always in their favour
>>144591287Eddie Meme
>>144591226>Mouyes
>>144591304Man utd is a doomed club, been that way since mou rejoined desu. But they still have a massive fanbase so its natural the big dogs want them in the title race somehow. Or at least ucl
>>144591185>Brighton (or Forest) will overtake Poocastle in a few hoursNot if it ends in a draw.
>>144591287They did make the leap. From relegation shitters to midtable via a 4th place purple patch
>>144591304I really fail to see how it's a red card, Lisandro stomped but it was far away from endangering Kamada's foot, it's not like a sliding tackle that Garnacho received a week ago.
>>144591287Saudis don't seem to be fully bought into it and there's rumours they may sell
>>144591354>From relegation shitters to midtable via a 6th place purple patchFixed.
>>144591335Even so it's only a matter of time. Everything I've seen from them indicates they'll be scrapping over 13th place with Palace and Brentford this season.
>>144591384It's out of control and dangerous, whether he made contact or not is immaterial
>b-but we're bigger than Brightonsad
>>144591390Is they sell sandcastle after the Geordies spent year licking the arse holes of Saudis and Muslims that'd be fucking hilarious Extra points if Sunderland come up and finish above them
How do manure fans cope with theur fall from grace anyway. Must be awful being on top of the world and now youre fighting for any european footie
>The /mug/ is full of serious arguments instead of just laughingYou know it's bad
>>144591428They've reached the stage that scousers did in the 90s. They've gone into full nostalgia mode.You'll notice it on /sp/ now it's pointed out, regular threads about ferguson, random squad players from their era of success, or talking about the CL win over bayern It's genuinely intriguing to watch
>>144591304>>144591384Agree. Never a red for me. It's retarded but he's more jumping in to block a clearance than actually challenging for the ball
>>144591412Whole discussion started because you went on about Brighton becoming a member of the "Big Six". In reality none of Newcastle, Brighton and Villa will ever break that stranglehold. Not even Leicester did and they've won the league more recently than half of the "Big Six".
>>144591428A significant proportion of them have convinced themselves it's fine; they value not being a 'sacking club' over actual success
>>144591458So, they're not plastic? My word, that's diabolical.
>>144591428Delusion followed by cope about football being dead when they inevitably shit the bed
>>144591473Ah so you're one of them
>League titles? Good football? Tangible progress? No, being a football fan is about ensuring the job security of a random bald Dutchman, nothing else matters.
>>144591456Whole discussion started because someone mentioned Newcastle who finished 7th last season, behind Chelsea and Spurs and level on points with the worst United team in decades, becoming a member of the big 6
>>144591595>Newcastle who finished 7th last season, behind Chelsea and Spurs and level on points with the worst United team in decades, becoming a member of the big 6Solely because they're 6th in the table as it stands. Brighton finished behind all of that by the way.
>>144591595They get significantly more media coverage than Brighton and Villa, which to go by Spurs and United, is all that's required to be a big 6 club
I hate tattoos on girls
>>144591501One of who? You keep creating fan fiction about the fanbase of a club you have no connection to.
>>144591621As it stands with Brighton and Forest still to play
can we agree to confine all manchester united discussion to the /mug/ threadalso why are the foreign flag united fans always less retarded than the UK flag ones? (except tanzania)
>>144591673Everybody does
>>144591640If Newcastle are a big 6 club now then who is out?
>>144591640I'm surprised the Irishanon hasn't realised that trophies are an irrelevance to be part of the "Big Six".>>144591698>with Brighton and Forest still to playAnd as mentioned before they could still stay 6th if those two draw.
>>144591673I love her jugs
>>144591756Varied quality of the Indian diaspora
>>144591762spuds
>>144591762chelsea
>>144591765Apparently all that's required to be part of the big 6 is one 4th place finish and being 6th on matchday 5 with Brighton and Forest still to play
>>144591762I dunno.I don't think Villa or Brighton can be big 6 for a long time no matter where they finish because they just don't have the foreign fan base. Newcastle can build it because arabs.
>In the latest instalment of Erik ten Hag’s running battles with the Premier League’s pundit class, the Manchester United manager called out Jamie Redknapp’s assertion on Sky that something “untoward” had gone on between them and dropped forward Marcus Rashford as “crazy.” What was Jamie suggesting happened between Rashford and Ten Hag? I'm sure we at /epl/ will not suggest gay sex
Newcastle aren't bigger than Villa.
>>144591842Apparently all that's required to be part of the big 6 is one 6th place finish in your entire history and being unbeaten on matchday 5 despite not having played yet.>>144592016Very few would argue with that. Saying Brighton are bigger is the issue.
>>144592016No. But imagine if all the random Muslims who support Mo Salah and have no interest in Liverpool, if they started bandwagoning Newcastle. They do stuff like that.
>>144592062Fuck off you sad fucking simp when will you get the message
>>144592086Nobody is saying Brighton are bigger. Just that Brighton and Forest are still to play so if you're going to give big 6 status purely on what the table looks like on some arbitrarily chosen matchday then you could at least wait until all the games are over.
>>144591428It's a bit shit, but still entertaining.
soon
>>144593122Fuck off you utterly pathetic cunt
Is it true bongs are charged 70£ a month to be able to watch their own league legally?
>Al-Newmosque fans that bitch about the "sky six" and insist the big 6 means nothing actually wants to be a part of itNot surprising, almost as bad as Villa fans, but they might actually get to join the club with how their club is doing and their history.NewMosque ? Not a chance
>>144593337>but they might actually get to join the club with how their club is doing and their history.They won't. Nor will Newcastle.
>>144593270i pay about £25 a month for sky sports, my dad pays about £15 a month for bt sport and i leech off that, and then amazon prime is like £80 a year or whatever if you paid in the most expensive way possible it'd probably cost you about £70-80 a month but if you buy your sports sensibly it's like £50 a monthstill a shit deal though because half the matches aren't even televised
>>144593270Yes and you can't watch most of them including any 3pm kick offsNowadays tons of people get dodgy fire sticks for like 50 quid a year to watch them
>>144593270Yeah, everyone I know gets around it.Really need a PL streaming service where you could at least by a season pass for your teams away games
>>144593415>still a shit deal though because half the matches aren't even televisedWhy?
>>144593657https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_football_on_television#3pm_%22blackout%22
>>144593677>As a result, the FA, Premier League and Football League do not permit English matches to be televised live between 14:45 and 17:15 on a Saturday within the United Kingdom.Kek so we can watch them but you cant
do bongs not just use VPN and use streaming service from some random 3rd world country?
>>144593942IPTV is pretty common and I guess it depends on your provider if you need a VPN or notI think most people get by without a VPN
>>144593942Lots of them have cottoned onto brits doing it and require a bank card or address in the actual countryIt's much easier to just get an IPTV
Shit teams
>>144593942that or you just go watch the games at the pub
>>144594017Pubs in most major city centres won't show the 3pms anymore
Welcome to the Big 6, Nottingham Forest
>>144594194You sad bitter cunt
>>144594242don't cry lad
first time in english football history the top 4 positions have been held at any point by teams that have all won the European Cup
>>144594318And united have won more than 3 of them
>>144594604>Bottom half shitters bringing up European cupsSounding like Forest fans kek
>>144594194>(You)
>>144594263What about now you prick
manchester united football club
was it justified?
>champions of europe you'll never sing thatchant is less cringey now that forest is back to the PL desu, singing it while they were playing away to barnsley or bradford was just beyond pathetic
What sort of slop is sold at bong stadiums? Just beer and hotdogs like here?
>>144595137>>144595302Welcome to the Big 6, Brighton
>>144595491should be fun seeing that go through the independent panel
>>144595595Absolutely rattled
>>144595722>seethes about the existence of the Sky Six>seethes that Poocastle can't be part of the Sky Six on the basis of one 4th place finish
>>144595814>seethes that Brighton can be part of the Sky Six on the basis of one 6th place finishThey are all irrelevant shitters.
Hello fellow crabs in a bucket, are you all supporting City to end the title race today and win a soulless 5th title in a row?
>>144595971best case scenario is city win then get docked 200 points and liverpool win the title on the last day of the season over arsenal or villa or whoever
>>144595971Can’t wait for 10 in a row
>>144595994>>144595994shitty vs arse
>>144596021City will be kicked out of the league next year
>>144595971>implying I care about the PL title
Lets be honest there's only a Big 1. Big 3 at a stretch.
>Cardiff have sacked their manager, Erol Bulut, after their dismal start to the new Championship season.
Nuno Espirito Santo is so back. He has started this season on fire. Getting his tactics in game management squad rotation and subs perfect so far. Only match day 5 but nice to see.
Looks like we're back in the Big 6 Geordie bros
>>144596145Big 3, I like the sound of that
Everyone waiting for Arsenal City but Brighton Forest is the game of the day... Late winner for either side and this game was a prem classic.
>Ref doesn’t give the second yellow>VAR sneakily recommend he should 30 seconds later, even though they are not allowed to>2nd yellow comes outForest are right to be fuming
>>144596705was an absolute blatant yellow cardmaybe the lino told the ref he'd had a marethe only complaints forest should have are with gibbs white for being a remtard
Newcastle United confirmed for Big Six club.
Brighton (1.19) 2-2 (1.78) Nottm Forest
City going 5/5, scary , hope they do a 38/38, Pep s big send off
>>144597031go 38/38 then lose the league due to a points deduction would be fun
>>144597053please god
man city following liverpool's lead with their atrocious choice of team sheet announcement design
>>144596917NES is just a swarthy Big Sam
>>144597082What filter did they put those photos through dear god
>>144596917If he gave it on the pitch then sure but he made a gesture that he got the ball and then changed his mind later. VAR cannot just give out yellows when they feel like it.
>>144597082Awful picture of Ederson. He looks like he's a recovering drug addict looking for help in a shelter
>>144597082Akanji looks like 60 year old Kompany who's recovering from an illness
>>144597053No team in elite club football history will ever go 38/38.
Pitchside today
>>144597082at least it's in positional order
>>144597372is it good
>>144597372>that watch>that ringfucking christ
>>144597372cripple
>>144597391It's a gimmick.
>>144597372Price? Also enjoy
>>144597391Was a terrible view, obviously, but a banging view for the Wellbz and Hinshelwood goal.
>>144597459£5https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/138421275/#138426453
>>144597459>>144597562£5.50 now, games gone
>>144597601>games goneShame the same can't be said for your gimmick
>>144597372
https://x.com/Gideoomatic/status/1837804590122619229
>>144597649I'll stop when anyone else goes to games.
>>144597740>still can't get over being called autistic and sad as fuck for getting a steward to take a photograph of your phone and pie 8 months ago
>>144597082I'm getting acid flashbacks.
>>144597562>>144597601Damn, brutal
season over
>>144597818Don't really want to ruin the lore of/sp/ but I was joking about the steward, I go with my lad or my father in law.
>>144598065post your lad's feet
>>144598065Still pathetic regardless
>rodri comes off>city immediately implode
haha man city are so unlikable
nice goal from cauliflowernot really into wishing injuries upon any players but Rodri can take months off
>>144566212Well colour me fucking surprised. This is probably the most entertaining City vs Arsenal game in years.
>>144591226players in one team may not work for it and instead have a better place somewhere else, ever seen Salah and KDB play for Chelsea? they were not great.let me remind you Odegaard was a Madrid player for quite a few years and that Sterling, Jesus, Zinchenko and Sane were undisputed starters for a City that was bagging more goals than before Haaland arrived
>>144596917Good challenge. Won the ball.
can the big brazilian be stopped?
what a fucking moron lmao
Well, I don't think anyone is going to accuse Arsenal of going to the Ethihad wanting a draw after that first half. That was great. Also lmao a second yellow for a foul that probably wouldn't have been a yellow in other circumstances according to the standards the referee has set. What a mess.
Fuck sake, we're not going to hear the end of this are we.
>>144599715he got booked for kicking the ball away, not for the foul
>>144599745Doku kicked the ball away while looking at Michael Oliver lol. The whole stadium reacted to it.
>>144599785two wrongs don't make a rightit was a bookingthe only person who should feel bad about it is trossard for not being able to control himself
some fringe player can do some favor and just kick the shit out of Rodri's legs, City are just a shadow of his former self without him is actually insane
>>144599836Agreed with all of that but you have to admit the inconsistency is frustrating to say the least. Picking and choosing fouls is just silly.
TERRIBLE day for arsewog
>>144599850Pep would just sacrifice some more children for his satanic blood transfusion rituals
what did kyle walker mean by this?
At this point they need to add straight up rigging charges to City's already existing 130
NOW it's time for the snoozefest.
Bets on how long Arsenal fans will be seething about this decision? I’m gonna say six months. They want ever mention their retarded players putting themselves in these positions to be carded btw
>>144599891i mean it's annoying but it's also just part of the sport so i think you have to just suck it up100% consistency in a sport like football isn't attainable
>A yellow card for a player that hasn't had his professional debut yetlol
Oliver is so unbelievably shit as a ref that you kind of have to respect the fact that he's somehow gotten to this level and stayed here for so long despite being so bad. Fuckers turned a good game into haram ball
>>144601224Dilate
based pep throwing the match to keep the title run exciting before he wins it anyway
>>144601224i just don't see how it's his fault for applying the laws of the gameit's not his responsibility to serve us a "good game"and regardless i find attack vs defence quite fun
>>144600858100% consistency is one thing but when a player commits a foul that's been under heavy scrutiny recently right in front of you while you just watch and then you decide to let it go, I think that's a bit weird man.
>>144601496Because his double standards are absolutely retarded, this is the same guy who didn't send Kovacic off last season against Arsenal because "it would've ruined the game". Diabolical referee
I just want to point out that I'm not the only Irish guy complaining about the referee, believe it or not. There are two of us.
>>144601496Also lmao>it's not his responsibility to serve us a "good game"That is quite literally part of his responsibility as a referee
>>144601612is it though? it certainly shouldn't behe's there to apply the laws of the game and protect the playersand do time keeping and other admin i guess
>>144601683Those things are literally all essential for having a good game of football, especially keeping the game in check properly, which Oliver does NOT do.
>>144601826but i mean it's certainly not his job to fail to give a booking for a bookable offence because he wants to keep 22 players on the pitchlike i don't see how he can be expected to do anything other than book trossard there and it would to my mind be a lot more suss had he failed to do so
>>144601942Again, my problem is not with why he booked trossard, my problem is that he lacks any sort of consistency. For example, just in this game alone Doku did the exact same thing by delaying the restart, no yellow card for some reason?
>>144602420well again, he's probably made a mistake there, but referees make mistakesyou can't fail to give a booking just because you missed one earlierand like i say i don't think it's ruined the spectacleshould the arse hold on, it will surely go down as an all time memorable win for them
>l'arse
>>144602543>should the arse hold on, it will surely go down as an all time memorable win for themOH DEAR OH DEAR
>>144602782haha tempted fate
>you gotta feel for arsenalno you absolutely don't
handbags at dawn
good game of footingball
imagine needing to cheat to draw with 10 man arsenal lmao
HAHAHA WHERE ARE YOU ARSEWOG
And that's Arsenal's season over. Again.
>>144603042Just seen him. He's in the mud.
>The red card wasn't enough?>Give them 12 mins of extra time of 7:) the cheque cleared I guess
>undoubtedly the best two teamsfuck off neville
>>144603042>>144603077Drawing away to the best team in the league with 10 men is hardly a terrible result. Why are you acting like it is BAD? Are Arsenal good (and therefore a draw is bad) or are Arsenal bad (and therefore a draw is good)? You can't have it both ways.
It was comical matchfixing though. As is always the case when City play a title rival.
Raya so far has a genuine case to be player of the season. Even after conceding two goals.
>>144603221Arsenal and Man City are both cheats therefore their victories mean nothing and their failures are magnified
>says liverpool customerlol
>>144603431It's 190 on his VPN retard. The actual Liverpool customer posted above him.
Is there an Irish flag filter?
don't even know why people watch the pl any more, city always win and the officials will make sure they continue to do so. just look at last year at how the refs ruined united with dodgy decision after dodgy decision just to try and make it a story on how 'manchester is blue'.
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>>144603567Yeah, it's called the eternal Arsenal thread
Why can't any of these big clubs lose or draw without their fans going victim mode?Everyone knows they have the favours of the officials in every other match up, it's embarrassing to whine.
>>144603491I'm not a Liverpool fan. And the infamous Irish Liverpool fan would rather die than give credit to an Arsenal player.
why is the arsewog janny shadow stickying the gamethreads an hour later??
