the venerable don Patje "BAM" Lefevere editionCurrent and upcoming races:18.09 - 22.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro21.09 SUPER 8 Classic 1.Pro21.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE22.09 Alfasun Gooikse Pijl p/b Lotto 1.122.09 Paris-Chauny 1.122.09 World Championships ME - ITT WC22.09 World Championships WE - ITT WC25.09 Omloop van het Houtland 1.125.09 World Championships - Mixed Relay TTT WC28.09 World Championships WE - Road Race WC29.09 World Championships ME - Road Race WC29.09 - 06.10 PETRONAS Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro01.10 - 06.10 Cro Race 2.101.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.101.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE02.10 Betcity Elfstedenrace 1.103.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE06.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.106.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro07.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro08.10 - 13.10 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT08.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro 08.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE09.10 - 13.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro10.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro12.10 - 14.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.112.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT13.10 Chrono des Nations 1.113.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE15.10 - 17.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT WE15.10 - 20.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT16.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/JBDRb1Eq>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>144529462
Based edition
>>144565475Tiberi pretty good, good to see he's back after getting sick at la Vuelta
>>144565512bahrain really had a deal picking him up after the cat killing spreehe's probably their best rider
CX midget reminds everyone of his existence
>Henryson SWEENY
mauri hanging on on pure power alone
Can someone send some abwheel to mauri?
>Jonas Gregaard WISLYwhy don't they ever use the other name
el Rato
AYUSO already fully committed to the betrayal
Based Ayuso
>grug better on the climbs than on the descents
>>144565736not aero enough
Grug back in yellow
>>144565844fake news
van der Poel back in the leaders jersey
kino for tomorrow's stage
Mats Wenzel
why is he blinking like this
Kek l'equipe.tv absoltely retarded. They thought ayuso was in front of grug
>GRUG>PESQUERA +0:03>MAURI +0:03>IRSI +0:08
>>144565873Time to start paying attention lad-o
>Mats Wenzel is leaving Lidl-Trek for Equipo KERN PHARMA next season
>>144565873if you're gonna pay attention to 9th in a luxembourg TT you might as well go all the way
>>144565914All the way where? sounds ominous
Imagine if classics runners cared about TTs, we wouldn't have to pretend Kung and Bissegger are real runners
top 10
>>144565936Vlaamsbertje just told you to off yourself
>Ewan Scaleb (Team Jayco AlUla) is dropped from peloton
>>144565980better than paying attention to conti jobbers some would say
>>144565976GC
>>144566047PPATTT
>>144565936in the attentionpaying pitt
Ausbert starting soon around the lake
how is primus classic on tiz but not on sporzawho actually has the broadcasting rights to this one?
>>144566099the pit will be added to the cyc office in early 2025. offenders will be strapped to the attention chair and forced to watch jose bean commentate on jobber races until attention has reached sufficient levels.
Bert with his pre race nutrition
>>144566040Surely UAE has to try to drop Grug early on tomorrow, the finish looks too easy.
Can you suffer in Austria?
>>144566282>long range attacks to drop grug>hirschi vs ayuso for bonus seconds>tiberi in there somewhere because he also has decent punch>mauri hanging on for dear life trying for podiumgotta say this race and it's profiles are pretty good
>>144566244A fate worse than death
>>144566307A shame grug is starting with half a team
>>144566285illegel position
>>144566371Even less because I do not think Jente MICHELS exists
>>144566404tis een crossertje
>Jurgen PANTSY>Tard KOPKApeculiar names down in oberosterreich
commentator confusing Natnael Tesfatsion with GHEBREIGZABHIER Amanuelkinda racist
reminder to stay safe berts
>>144566532Nothing safe about road cycling but I'm trying.
Is this /cyc/ approved?
>>144566630>above 20 minutesOh nonono
>>144566630Not fit to carry O'Bert's shoes but good job
this guy looks like a mix Dumoulin and the Chad meme guy
here come the three hills that will determine if it's a sprint or a break win
>>144566630No /run/ in on /fit/
WELLENS THERMONUCLEAR
albanese completely parked in the big ring
You now remember Lars CRA/pS
last year fuglsang went completely pas normal here
Carlos CAŃAL
>2019 Fuglsang
save your legs jeanniere
feelipsen dead
Didn't know this is this kind of a race. The profile looks rather meek.
>>144566946it's always a fight between classics riders and sprinters where the gap between the two is like 10 seconds at the end
Watching the kotl stream. Which one is Fritzlbert?
Would you Berts believe me if I said I had all 4 of these runners in my first draft, and now I have only Pluimers left
it's over for the peleton
>>144566946Grug won it last year
>>144567107I have canal and jeanniere
Wait where are all my runners
commentator now confusing the oliveiras
>>144567051hard to tell, we only know what his jersey may look likehe's also riding a proper road bike not like those tryhards on the sissybikes with d*sk wheels and ttbars
>>144567051white sl7 and trinity speedsuit.
It's over, Baroncini wins
>Carlos Canjal
The Irishman knew.
>>144567270Mhm I see>proper road bikenot if he has a sp*cialized (not debatable).
>>144567193I'm asking myself the same thing
>that one time I don't pick Baroncini he might actually win
that vuelta really buffed some riders
>>144567193Dominating G3
ilan van wilder is also in there, didn't even know he was riding thisweird group
BARONCINI sounds like a pasta shape.
>tudor tactics
>Baroncini
How was your ride today berts? I did 3h easy endurance on the trainer, otherwise felt solid but the heat situation is still not optimal as it's quite warm in the boiler room this time of the year. Can't wait until it's minus degrees outside and I can just open the garage door a bit to cool down.
>>144567569they just let him go...
Baroncini wins
Fucking Pluimers, adjusted out.
Baron Cini
that movistar dude celebrating for 30th position or something lol
Pluimers only point scorer
>>144567636You've got Danny VAN.
FORZA FILIPPOFORZA ITALIA>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/
>>144567666how do you know where he ended up? it was adria in the main group
>>144567689Wasn't he there too? I did zone out seeing none of mine guys are there, bar Jeanniere.
First win since he was WC
>>144567716nah
adjoosters in the mud just like me
>>144567770haller wasn't there
>>144567770HALLER
>>144567689>>144567727Wrote Danny VAN thought about Mike T.
They're really gonna reach 80 wins this season
>>1445677702,4 at least, should've picked Trentin like I originally thought
>>144567770>pcschud mindlessly copies this >firstcycling chad actually watches the race and puts adriaanother W
>>144567896pcs is pure AI slop these days. Bet they ain't doing anything themselves anymore
>>144567959gross are they really using AI?
>>144567965those random pop ups probably are
Which bert will I meet at the Wiesn?
>>144567965It's my hypothesis based on nothing but they make a lot of minor random mistakes that smells of AI to me
>>144567809others aren't even in the picture
>>144568093The power of the mighty.. Mazowsze Serce Polski?
>>144568129ineos could only dream of this
>>144568172They could never conquer the prestigious Tour the Kurwie TTT.
>>144568093How many did HTC get?
>>144568011(((They))) will steal your Maß
>Get new dog>Is a puppy, requires tons of work sapping my energy>Interest in cyclisme wanes>Find myself getting more irritable and fat (ter than usual)>Book BIG trip to Lyon, Annecy, and Geneva including days of cycling in the HIGH COLS>Love of cycling reignited>Need to get lean and strong for the high mountains>Riding every day and putting out BIG watts and lots of vertWe are so back
>>14456821385 in 2009
Now I see why bert entered the race
>>144568172They even have the Olympic champion
>>144568222Reckon a Maß probably costs like 20€ by now. Stealing Maß, Grillhendl and Schweinshaxn and reselling it under the table probably yields you profits in the thousands per evening.
>>144568321Recently I did a group ride where literally 6/8 riders were members of club's women's race team. A bunch of 25-30 year old women with super bikes and bundas chiseled from thousands of hard km.I had some very unchristian thoughts that day while sitting in the wheels but managed to not get kicked out of club.
>>144568321Still didn't see him but you only ever see road bike cucks when the fast guys with a personal moto cam zoom past them. Hope he podiums at the very least
>>144568239M. Cavendish - 23 winsA. Greipel - 2o winsE. Boasson Hagen - 13 winsG. Henderson - 4 winsM. Albasini - 4 winsF. Rabon - 3 winsT. Martin - 3 winsT. Lofkvist - 2 winsM. Pinotti - 2 winsB. Grabsch - 2 winsK. Kirchen - 2 winsM. Rogers - 1 winK. Siutsou - 1 winB. Eisel - 1 winM. Monfort - 1 winG. Hincapie - 1 winTTTs - 2 wins
>>144568236you planning on skiing?
>>144568236>half time in the story the dog is no longer in the pictureI wonder what unfortunate fate the dog has suffered
>>144568239UAE could get very close to that considering they're doing the CRO Race.
>>144568450As well as Guangxi and the Italian classics
>>144568446He's snoozing on couch right now. He has learned to chill in pen when I'm raping. For short rides outside, I just have to take him out and play with him a bit before putting him in pen when I get home from work. For BIG rides, Bertina is in charge of him
>>144568540Why is your knee covered in dirt
>>144568576cycling tan
>>144568540pack him in a backpack for your rides
>>144568540why censor your toes
>>144568603That's not a tan it's black. And you are other leg is burnt just like your bread
>>144568690Some people have more than 20 days of sun per year
>>144568711or get out of the house
What the actual fuck is this super 8 top 10
>>144568801famous tour stage winning sprinter Michael Teunissen
>5 hours later still only a top 10I HATE Lelgian races
Everyone did so shit I did comparatively ok, although should have been up there with Bertele and Danish Pinot.
>>144568679sexually deranged schizo in our midst
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP>Super 8
>>144569166probably the least predicted race
>>144569166none of you nerds picked Baro? lad is on a Padun run
>>144569166Carlos Canalchads FEASTING
Massive Team Trial in Austria
>>144569537but that must be a replay, sun is dead, sun is gone
>>144569166good lord
>>144566285the route was absolutely phenomenal. results and race data will come soon
might not make it back from me rideplease pray for my sovl (and benen)
>>144569842Nice, I didn't try that much but I couldn't see you on the stream.
goal was 280w NP, did 281w - so very happy on that front. There was still something left in the tank since the rampas (13%) came near the finish and I did NOT want to explode at all costs.
>>144570216they only showed the TT pros in the stream apparently.speaking of that 13% rampa near the end, I had enough punch to get picrel
>>144570263Good effort, that
Emilien Jeannière won the Belgian cycling cup
>
>>144570454>I just to be a footballer
>>144570454>The Best Cyclist in Th...in the Belgium?
>>144570556by conventional normie metrics (world championships, olympics) - in the world.
the italian guy that won super 8 looks like ayuso fr
>>144570622I see it
>>144570622except for his gigantic eyebrows
I don't trust this frame
>>144570622
>>144570607Normie metric is Tour de France
>>144570876normies know what the olympics are and believe its the most important thing for any sport that isnt football
>>144570902monkee landa top right
>>144570900not for cycling, everybody knows the tour de france, even if they hate cycling
>>144570900Alright so normies thought Igor Astarloa or Bettini were the best cyclist in the world in 2004 and not Lance Armstrong
>>144570952Who is Lance Armstrong
>>144570902
>>144570900That's not true, it's the tour
Time to make some fish stock
>>144571566>imagine the umami
>>144571566No fish heads?Bert that's where a lot of the flavour comes from.
>>144571566at long last slopbert is back
>>144571566sloppa
>>144571566based
meh I prefer bread
>>144571733you can dip your bread on sloppa
>>144571566Nice
>>144571783do you really dip portuguese baguettes in plain fish stock?
What is Veloman planning ?Enough. I can't do this anymore.
>>144571914omn of those spots are rightful maryland cycling classic clay
Tired Horse Soup, now that's a meal...
for me it is bolinhos de bacalhau
>>144571952>Tired Horse Soup,>pieces of bread soaked with red wine in a bowlI could get behind that
>>144571566This looks like a vegetable stock with just a little fish, needs more head
>>144572190>needs more headdon't we all
>>144572190so do I
People on twitter unironically think that:1. Visma is a rags to riches team2. They did so by being "scientific" and "marginal gains".3. They are good at scouting and not just buying off talent.4. UAE (United Arab Emirates) Emirates is the complete opposite of all of the above.KEK WHAT THE FUCK
>>144572388>rags to riches team>literally had Bank in its name
>>144572388
>rags to riches team>over 20 million eurodollars in debt
>>144572388If I wanted to know twitter's opinion I'd go on twitter
>>144572388That's kind of funny considering how good at identifying talent UAE are.Too bad so many of the riders left because they were such a shitshow(allegedly)at the time.
>>144572388>People on twitter
>>144572388Even UAE's biggest haters have to admit they have insane talent scouts. They had Del Toro months before he won l'Avenir as the most recent example
>Making your own stockHeh, nothing personnel kid
I do not understand this.Why does the person who manages this tiz page needs to get "an answer from Tiz" if he will stream it. Is this some sort of higher level of schizophrenia?
Tomorrow
>>144572703
>>144572729
>>144572692voice 1 wants to stream the race but voice 2 is not entire sure if it will happen and voice 2 runs the show Wednesdays
>>144572692Tiz is the name of the "person" whomst runs the website innit
>>144572764You seem suspiciously well informed about schizo behaviour....
>>144572747World Championships ME - ITT OFFICIAL /bet/>Evenepoel 1.4>Tarling 4.33>Ganna 7.5>Kung 17>Roglic 19>Affini 34>McNulty 41>Sheffield 51>Almeida 151>Vine 151>Foss 201>Oliveira 201>Vacek 301...>Bjerg 401>Maciejuk 1501>Aert N/A
>>144572847yes well
>>144572558
I wonder what twitter thinks about Ineos merda
>>144572862are brandon DESERVES 20/1
>>144572388Some people just always buy current team's propaganda like they did for Postal and Sky
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP GC>after Super 8
>>144573637Hahaha. Suck it other Slovenians.
latest batch of deenz came in from moortugalangelo parodi...propa tin that
we live in canadia with canadian ladies
>>144574309Big fan of ladies
>>144574309shan't be watching that
>>144571566finally the good American is back
Delicious stock. Going to let it barely simmer for 30-40 minutes before I make some early dinner
Rewatched THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN (1971). So good, two hours went by like nothing.
>>144574309
>>144574735we're both back portu-bro
>>144569166top 10 by spending only 82 velocoins. now I can spend these extra 18 velocoins in the next race.
>>144575550I have 250 coins prepared for WC
Its over for me. Finally had the new cassette and life was good spinning up those rampas. Now some filthy subhuman stole my bike. I honestly dont know what now, any tips on buying a bike for about 1000 to max 1500 eurodollars?Dick breaks are probably out of budget, maybe some used cannondale super six evo? Im so lost right now...
>>144575899F
>>144575899het is voorbijxc/biathlon season starts early this year theninshallah all thieves of ciclismo shall burn for eternity
>>144575899This not here yet but I am hesitant to leave me shop cart mtb unlocked in front of a kaufland.May his hands rot and fall off.
>>144575899no way. at the race fren? wart happened??
average speed getting higher, I probably should increase the length of my rides but it makes the path planning a bit awkward. I followed a grey haired senior citizen for most of my ride, at some point I felt like he was slacking a bit, so I overtook him, but he overtook me back right after when I had to slow down a bit because of joggers and on coming bike traffic on the bike path. We were also joined by a younger rider later on whom I passed to keep up with the old man but eventually he came back ahead. Ended up separating these 2 as I was finishing my loop where as they were headed for this bridge that leads them out of the island/city.I keep losing so much speed on corners and when there's other users on the path. I really have to fight back to catch up to people I'm chasing.
>>144576157i stored it (locked) in the shared bikeroom inside our House. Usually its a very safe and fancy area and i would have never believed it since you still need a key to enter the bikeroom. Im so sad. Its not even a fancy bike, 20years old by now...
>>144576394you'd think people would rather steal one of the nicer looking bikes around
it's much cheaper to go to the opera and watch ciclismo from the opera house balcony during the break than the entrance fee for the ciclismo VIP zone. it costs as much as a UCI fine to enter.
good old mapei parking the bus. why aren't they sponsoring patje's team?
>>144576394unbelievable, sounds like an inside job fren. now you have to steal a nicer bike back
great ride
I heard that /cyc/ is a fan of the world champion of 1946 Hans Knecht.
Right so the only way Remco doesn't destroy the field tomorrow is a chute right?I may actually go full degenerate and for the first time ever bet on cyclismo.
>>144578522bad bloodbag could ruin his day
>>144578522yepbut remking sits at 1.4 which imo is too little gain considering a 46 km itt can have plenty of minor things that ruin it
>>144571566Risotto is not a particularly exciting, but here is the promised sloppa. Venetian “drowned” risotto with flakey white fish and lemon zest.
>>144576394>i stored it (locked) in the shared bikeroom inside our HouseThen contents insurance should cover it, at least.
I sleep 2 (two) meters away from me bike.If it gets stolen then I can't really blame anyone else.
>>144578522I don't know, looked a little too fat for me.Josh is the one with the chip on his shoulder.I mean, this is not my Iga playing on a non-clay court with a well serving opponent from top 30 tier - you always bet against Iga then and cash in.
>>144578893
>>144578893imagine the sweat particles infiltrating the linenscor, didn't think Brtek was near to p*ck level of rape hygeine
>>144579167Let me introduce you to the concept of cleaning your bike after good old home r*pe
Paternoster's career is a lot worse than I thought damn
>>144579335she had a good spring
>>144579335At her age Sir Christopher Froome had just a bunch of insignificant results.
>>144579490Yeah made me think she had some better results but I guess she just can't win, at least she wins in looks
Certified non-PayPig Jeff Linder's ranking of all the bikes he has owned
>>144579279I hate to have to be the one to tell you about airborne particulates
>>144579935The airborne particles of sweat get eaten by the airborne particles of mold
>>144580057the wooden paneling in your winter house must have moldy crust at least a mm thickif memory serves you are vinester machine is even oriented back into a corner so that means blowing sweat and spittle straightforward onto the sheetsone shudders to think of it
>>144580164>Bertacek selecting an aged bidon from the cellar of his winter house
>>144580245>Yes, this one is good, this one is particularly moldy
Three good Burgerposts in a row, proud of my Berts.Just rewatched THE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971) by Peter BOGDANOVICH. Absolute classic, love this movie. Dont like the new captcha though
drinkin me home brewed märzen
>>144581497>ywn go to a 1952 W Texas highschool and bang all the bored MILFs in your town
Pog would win tomorrow, BIG asterisk to whoever takes it home if you ask me
oh hey it's Pogi's birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POGI
>>144582258he better not be drinking tonight, I have 5 bucks riding on him
>>144583019Ain’t no five stinkin’ leafbucks worth half a shit anyhow
>>144583212what? I own his ass now. he's working for ME, not some stinking sheik
>>144576288>avg power 113and you think your ftp is better than mine. just lmao
>>144583548that's the strava estimate you retard
>>144583633>avg speed 15 mphtopkek, there was an attempt
Berts, why am I so much better with married women 15+ years older than me than girls my own age I meet for normal dates?? My 2024 stats read:bored cougars 4, nice hinge girls 1.
>>144583991>bert discovers hypergamy in 2024
>>144583991how did he get so powerfully based?
>>144584811
I just watched remcos latest YouTube video where he ate almost 7000 calories of junk food. He's trolling, right?
>>144585378>indurain was clean bronot giving your annoying youtube channel any clicks either, goy
>>144585611>>indurain was clean brothings never said on that channel, ever
>>144585815>watching these dogshit videoskek, and you call me schizo?
>>144586179yes
>>144586386ummm sauce sweaty?
I for one think bagging cougars is based THOUGH
>>144585815>>144585378Muguelito Indurain was a gifted physical specimen and no amount of dogshit videos will convince me otherwise
>Nearly 30 burgerposts in a row
>>144580245>>144580268
>>144588068good morning Wienerbert
>>144588083guten morgen
>>144588103which jersey did you end up wearing fren? are u a pro?
>>144588328He's Riccardo Zoidl
>>144588368no hes not you tit
>>144588328I wore the trinity skinsuit, not a pro kek
>>144575899>Dick breaks are probably out of budgetBut that's a good thing though
>>144588405>>144588405cope
>>144588425Did you go back to vienna or are you riding around salzburg today?
>>144588425looking cool fren. thats a sweet shirt, and thank fuck your specialized bike wasnt stolen
>>144588623already on me way back, going for a ride in Weinviertel but lets see how many streets are still closed because of the flood
>>144588957Take the gravel, just in case
things are already in motion that can not be undone
>>144589424forgot the pic
>>144588425
is demi from southside chicago>
We ARE watching the para events as well, right guys?
>>144589757I only watch women CX personally
>>144589757Nah I don't care whether Kopecky or Dygert wins
>shamefully stealing jokes
>>144589833shamelessly*, of course
>>144589772Kek
Just tuned in. Where is Lucy and Anne?
>tfw you will never go on a Tour de Frituur with Kittelwhy even live?
>>144590035>tfw you will never sniff demi vollering and her childless roastie frens brapswhy even live?
>>144590093go to bed weeman
nothing better to sweat out a big diner and some beers than go for a morning hard tempo ridelife is good
Big Fake is expanding to other sports. The investigation continues.
>>144590184>morning hard tempo ridenice
Who will do the next Foss-tier upset?
>>144590156im reading a book about ireland. a spoopy book youve never heard of fren. a dark happening in irish lore that for decades was brushed aside and forgotten
World Championships WE - ITT (WC)Gossau - Zürich29.9 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship-itt-we/2024/startlistStart order:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship-itt-we/2024/result/live/startorderLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship-itt-we/2024/result/livehttps://zurich2024.com/en/live-timing/Streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ 11:40 CET
>>144590209eddy le huitouze
>>144590209Foss the madman does it again
Skoda Tour de Luxembourg (2.Pro)Stage 5 (Final)Mersch - Luxembourg176.9 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/stage-4-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/stage-5/livehttps://skodatour.lu/race-center/Roadbook:https://skodatour.lu/wp-content/uploads/20240907_skoda_tour_luxembourg_roadbook.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / L'Equipe / RTL13:30 CET
>>144590209MCNULTY
Lemond was looking a little too doped so they pulled him out the race
World Championships ME - ITT (WC)Zürich - Zürich46.1 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship-itt/2024/startlistStart order:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship-itt/2024/result/live/startorderLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship-itt/2024/result/livehttps://zurich2024.com/en/live-timing/Streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ 14:35 CET
>>144590209Today ARMIRAIL wins
Alfasun Gooikse Pijl p/b Lotto (1.1)Roosdaal - Gooik195.8 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gooikse-pijl/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gooikse-pijl/2024/result/liveRoadbook:https://www.gooiksportief.be/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/gooik_technischefolder_2024_online.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Proximus Pickx14:15 CET
>>144590268I want to believe
Should I change the cassette on this lil mf. I think I see some shark teef. Please respond
>>144590280maybe start with a good cleaning
>>144590280clean first, then if theres damage you can see it better
Early attack MVDP?
>>144590354I highly doubt he's the one who attacked
>>144590354Ayuso missed it. Good for Grug.
>>144590287>>144590309>i did clean it a week ago but the chains so filthy it makes everything dirty againtime for babbys first new chain
>>144590354PCS man playing fantasy cycling on his livefeed again
>>144590379clean your chain?
We live in Nice too, with a shitty weatehr
>>144590377Ayuso was too busy thinken about betrayals he forgot to pay attention to the race
>>144590387i did but hes just a dark filthy animal
>>144590407What chain lube to you use? If it's some shit supermarket wet lube then your cassette will always look like that.
>>144590426pedros degreaser and rock n roll gold lube. no need for wet lube here it never rains anyway. the chain is from the previous owner it could be years old fren
>>144590448The chain on my 7-speed Colnago Master is probably older than me and it stays spotless for hundreds of kilometers with Silca Synergetic and Motorex degreaser
>>144590481>7-speed Colnago MasterPic? What do you use it for?
>if I take arm warmers it will be hot>if I don't take arm warmers it will be coldtruly a conundrum
>>144590516>Pic?seconded
>>144590519its 22°
>>144590536Aha, ok, it was supposed to be 17 only, that's that then
>>144590548where did you get this number from? Armwarmers.com? It's 22 simple as
>>144590481>kino steel vintage bikesigh *unzips* here we go again...i know which vintage bike i would get tho fren
>>144590560Yesterday's forecast
>>144590548do you really need armwarmers at 17?not even trying to be rude but that seems excessive no?
Ayuso missed de slag
rim break TT bike
>>144590516>>144590525its his pussy magnet>verification not required
switzerlandhome
>>144590604I plan on getting back just before sunset, so I would take them for when it gets eventualy colder than now.
>>144590607what the hell happened in that first half hour
>>144590639Côte de Nommern saw frauds exposed
>>144590637It gets from 17 to -2 in the evening in Czechia? I don't understand why else you would need arm warmers. Rusbert rides in -20 in a tshirt
>>144590637listen we all demand you freeze and suffer because we're crabs in a bucket
that rampa looks like a good place to watch the riders.
>>144590646Not everyone has 50% bodyfat on their arms
grug smash
impressive bike of the Honduras girl
>>144590702Look, mister, if you continue posting this Schweiz earthporn I VILL filter out your plus flag ok?
>>144590669wow, what did rusbert ever do to you
i don't think eyeru gebru has done wind tunnel testing
>>144590716I watched the torture de pologne, now you can suffer as well.
>>144590718They don't call him rusbear for no reason
>his town doesn't have a roundabout dedicated to hulk
swiss cow art work part 2
>>144590744live images of gluttonbert
>>144590392is Chelsea Sodaro out of contention for the win? She probably to strongest runner on paper.
old hag
>elite group in Luxembourg over a minute ahead>we get closer to the live footage>suddenly the group is caught in a matter of minutes like they're standing still and it's only 3 lesser riders in front that also took all the KOM pointsI swear PCS man makes shit up
flotte lotte
>>144590832what did you expect from a perma-drunk "digital nomad" in his mid 50s
>>144590848booo
>>144590856Avocado best grill
I wonder if she uses a Chinese group set
>>144590872some kind of logo is visible on break levers but I can't make out what exactly
not much space at the finish line and it's too much of a hassle to get to the other side of the lake. I guess I stay at home.
>>144590886it's dura ace
That's a very slow descent
>argentina>white
>>144590936Jorge Luis Borges died for this
what a lanklet
>mogged Reusser 3 times in a rowyeah big marlen didn't race the last 3 times for the NC jersey
>>144590970where is Big Marlen anyway?
>>144590998death bed with long covid
>>144590998Suisse tv made a documentary about her, I still need to watch it.
>>144590998smashing her face in RVV gave here a bunch of diseasesnot surprising the pestilent roads we ride on
>>144591004grim
>>144590516>Pic? What do you use it for?It's my bike of choice to ride to work when the weather is nice and for other casual riding. When the weather is anything than optimal, i've got a gravel bike for that.>>144590620>>144590571>>144590525
kopecky (the belgian one)
she's almost as tall as bertaczek
>>1445910412 meter tall N*rwegian negress
>>144591030>Colnago Mastergreat frame
Chapman looks ridiculously slow wtf
>>144591052it's Taniel Campbell from Trinidad. legit great domestique
no feet posting allowed
Demi
>>144591071>>144591073lmao what the fuck
>>144591071>>144591073that pic can't be recent
>>144591083that's how Dutch women look like, I'm not joking.
she cute
>>144591144real question is, who were the 0.8%
>>144591144Eh?
>>144591149we call them knowers
her body is ready
Tardling will podium today
>>144591188stop posting those bunions from hell
kerabol keeps sliding on her saddle. either bad saddle setup or rubbing to stimulate herself to distract from pain.
roglic will medal today
>>144591249only if he gets the correct dose of tramadol today
when did the UCI forbid the babushka headscarf?
>>144591149boy pickers innit
>>144591268when it was most inopportune for remking [he squeaked about it]
emily honest? never heard of her.
>>144591268A few months back already
Time for the run course, presented by Hoka. Setting up to be a great final, with both being so evenly matched in the run (presented by Hoka).
oh god
booba
Kek Finnish commentators seething about the terrible directing
>quits pro cycling because she wants to spend more time in Australia
/cyc/ - goon central
>>144591320sports department of Suisse tv is short on money after football euros, olympics and showing champions league again.
it does look like the type of course that evenepoel would be good on
>>144591322she does?
>>144591362yeah, that descend is very technical. but it's dry and with his aeroskin he can make up time on the last 10km.
>>144591361are brenna RAMBO
Here comes kopecky (the belgian one)
>>144591303Is that an injection bandage?
here comes from vollering
>>144591452you must understand, a*stralians take public health very seriously and a new strain of 'vid 'vaxx was just released
Has there ever been as masculine of a rider than Bro Die Chap Man? Literally every part of his name screams of masculinity.
Chloe Merckx will chute
>>144591225they add character, flavor and SOVL
Good observation, no more rainbows on grug, probably for at least a year.
>>1445915582025, 2026, 2027 are all too hard for him. 2029 will a mass sprint in Abu Dhabi. So at least until 2030
>>144591578I wouldn't completely count him out for montreal
>>144591578He won't race on the road by 2030
moldovabert will steal this bike
>>144591632the chainring is too much
>>144591517Yeah I am going to say dopage here. Brb putting my life savings on her
>>144591650wouldn't win much
it's over for lotte, losing 28 seconds to the Bavarian girl who could win 2 rainbow jerseys as she's U23.
what the fuck that actual old hag amber neben still rides?
>puiting ice under your jersey at 20 degreeSome in this thread would be using arm warmers
>>144591731you mean sleeves?
vollering wants revenge
Olalala vollering is in orde michelle
>>144591713
>>144591785she's like 50 years old
>>144591833Stephens and Penula are 40, thats prime
who's this loser with a speech impediment they have on commentary
>>144591887Sounds Irish, a bit rude innit?
wheres my uzbeki cute at
Whi is trek pulling?
>>144591997can't pull for a possible stage win anymore?
average age 50
vollering is absolutely smoking these girls
>>144592033Isn't it too hard for mads?
>Watching women's cycling Women's cycling was only relevant during the few km of Kristen Faulkner's breakaway attack
>>144592100Brown is going to smoke her in the flat though
>>144592148for the american eagle ofcourse, or fads
bavaria stronk
kek at that locking up of her back wheel
>>144592055age just went down by 15 years
for Bert
either la bus found an extra gear or demi losing time
Kopecky didn't win
how do you become the drool wiper?
Kino cow footage in Luxembourg
cmon babe
Vollering very likely wins
demiwinslol
DOPAGE
>>144592374shut up Ruben you moron
she wants me
oh no no no
demididntwinlol
vollering kwabbed. Many such cases
how many more 2nd places can she take?
>demi "ik heb al genoeg 2de plaatsen" vollering
With needle marks everywhere. Not suspicious at all
>becomes WC>retiresdoes number 2 get the jersey?
Something Woutesque about Demi
kek Demi doing her best Cersei Lannister face again
>>144592550no w*ut doesn't get anything, this is a competition for females
If some 50 year old can get top 10 what does it say about the level here
at least they're both happy with the result
First BIG name to start is Teghs-bayar BATSAIKHAN at 15:07! You can take a small 45 minute nap now Bert
Belgian bought the cheapest supermarket beer. I think the Aldi in the train station is opened as well on Sundays, he could have gotten some cheap German beerlike bevarage there.
>>144592612they get stronger with age here
Time to turn luxembourg on
>>144592928I'm sensing AYUSO BETRAYAL kino
little miss stinky tootsies still MOGGED the fat fucking pig. big DUB for #ourgirl
Politt launching
>>144593035sensed wrong
the new world champion in time trialing soon
pretty sure id knock this bitch out with 1 punch
>>144593263id knock this bitch up with one trust
going golfing today instead of a bikeride
keldergod on the move for another top 10 finish
This is Vuillermoz's last ever race
Ayuso just shilling at the back
Dygert on fraud alert
here we go. starting at the open air velodrome.
ciclismo
UAE drilling it
al-kurwa
Ayuso a fraud
ATTAQUE DE HER/SHE
based mauri, fighter
>>144593318same but id rather not admit it in front of my main squeeze
I think I could easily wheelsuck behind this guy
>>144593755brits gave this guy and MBE?
ATTAQUE DE CATHLON
Tiberi sneaks away
Kek UAE and grug gifting it to tiberi
Gaudu is in this race
I know he's not wrong for doing it but grug playing it like this will never sit right with me
Ahmad Wais is back! An absolute legend of World Championships ITT racing
'ate cat killers, me
>>144593936Dude is litteraly racing alone, can't follow the entire top5 whenever they attack
grug kwabbed
ATTAQUE DE GAUDU
camon grugger do a fackin samsh
GRUGSMASH
finally he smashes
Good clean racing from Gaudu
Gaudu wins
meh wasn't even close. easy win for Tibs
David Gaudu Champion du monde à Zurich
FORZA ANTONIOFORZA ITALIA>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/
Mads pretty strong
lol
>>144594125
>>144594125this has been posted 3 times now
>>144594141Küng was robbed by a dirty asthma inhaler dopeur. so posting this and squeaking about it is in order.
glad that lazy wheelsucker ayuso didn't win atleast
>2024 Tour du Jura Cycliste>1. GAUDU David>2. JEGAT Jordan>2024 Tour de Luxembourg Stage 5>1. GAUDU David>3. JEGAT Jordanodd
>>144594187final GC
awfully kind of him
>>144594394a generous god
>>144594394weird way of saying he missed the slag
portrait of her/she and cancellara
what the fuck is this name
>>144594505The Eagle of Adliswil spotted
>>144594522Der Pelikan Bomber flies again
there's always the other Stefan
Chengshuo MIAO
fun fact, old Swiss trams usually end up in Ukraine and continue passenger service there for some more years.
lad from Sheffield England, that's why he rides for Ineos.
Magnus Sheffield
>>144594768>those templesthe battle begins
Can Pogi win the rainbow bands?
>>144594841yes
>>144594841no chance
NEW BEST TIME BATSAIKHAN
I fucked up big times, my cheesecake is nice and crisp on the outside but completely fluid on the inside.
>>144594851why? there's 4k+ elevation this time. he's strong in classics like this
>>144594911if yer gonna discuss slop don't do it zonder foto la
vache categorie
>>144594955is that a pregnant lady or a based beer belly haver?
So GODu is back?
May I present you today's winner?
There is Foss
Huh? Foss?
hé?
I'm so sick and tired of the Derek Gee dickriding
hé
Here comes Bissegger
I really can't stand Bissegger since I listened to his interview on the Besenwagen. Comes of extremely weird.
dude
Did Asgreen eat one of Bertao's camels?
Wærenskjold met een kanontijd Michel
Germany sent a contishitter lol
>>14459548220 minutes faster than the best time is not bad tough
big brain man
>>144595552Crampy
>>144595482that guy attracts bad luckhis last three teams all disbanded shortly after he went there, team felt felbermayr was his last one
>>144595538He has moto...
Chessman top 10 today
why does floss ride with a golden pinarello?
When does Jonas Vingegaard start
memco
>>144595732>>144595734my king
de benen van remco
>>144595732>>144595734why is he so patched up
>>144595732>>144595734>>144595746RemGOAT
elite
>>144595746RWW
Slovenia chose not to send a 2nd rider or were they allowed only one?
Almeida my king
ganna being autistic confirmed
>>144595821They're all autistic tbqh
Affini keeps up his good form
fools
affini dirty lab dopeur
poga would probably destroy these shitters
let's go brandon
mcnulty becomes more scarred everytime he shows up
He always look ill, so weird
sören warenschild weighs 92kg
based cippolini caad enjoyer
Not bad by chessman on the flat
Imagine you're about to start your time trial run at the worlds and Shape of You by Ed Sheeran starts blasting.
random czech flag spotted in the middle of nowhere
>>144595732remKING is so powerful he needs tons of tape to keep his legs from exploding his torso
JAYJAYJAY
you may not like it, but this is what peak raping looks like
>>144595869he’s kino suddenly
KÜNG KÜNG KÜNG
>>144595868>The charges, officer?
KING KUNGKING KUNG
KINGKUNG
KUNG KUNG KUNGSTEFAN KUNG KUNG STEFAN STEFAN KUNG
>can put the Ü in Zürich but not in Küng
Are they singing his song?
HIJ GAAT ONS HET WK GEVEN
allright time to watch
does Belgium pay Patje so they can use the quickstep team bus or is Don Patje just interested that one of his riders will wear the rainbow jersey next season?
Tarding's going to flop again
what's the point of Bissegger anymore
bisegger just on a stroll
is this world championships thing starting now legit or a memei need something to watch
>>144593955that's right
>>144596204The road race is one of the top 3 most important one day race of the year. Whether you rate time trial is up to you (I don't)
>>144596182the latter probably
>2006 CSC ProTeamNow that was a ciclismo
These are for you McNulty
Walter VARGAS faster than Campenaerts, Hoole, Asgreen etc
the primoz stare
How does the road race route compare to the classic Züri-Metzgete route?
dopelic looking relaxed
TRAMADOL TIME
BIG GANNAlittle remco
Ganna looks like he's here against his will
I see my girl Grace won, nice
I believe in tramadol man
>>144596293oumi in the back
>>144596253And they ban Superman and not this guy...
>>144596296they say decompression I believe it when I see it
meanwhile tim merlel with another BAM
MECHANICAL REMCO
MECHANICAL MEMCO
AAAAAAH SRAM
>>144596296Dude clearly reached the status where he could skip if he wanted to
remco already shimano'd and he didn't even start yet
OH NO NO NO
remcover?
lol crap bike, swap it
José in blind panic
>>144596363Nah he needs to do it on the golden bike
>>144596363Need to show off the golden bike for the sponsor berts
>>144596371he's having a heart attack lmao
>>144596357Curse of the golden bike just like with Grace Brown at the Tour ITT
I am so freakin' nervous Bert-os
if Remco does the quadruple I'm kmsing
his garmin doesn't work eitherlmao fucking clowns
Foss finished
primoz relaxed
Vine RAPED Affini's time
>>144596398should go to bora to work with real professionals hehe
Why is Rog's ass so fat
Vine RAPID
>>144596430helps him win, aero booty
küng fast
Küng is already DONE
KUNG
>>144596430Morphologie. Dude used to be quite biger, lost weight through the years but he has a juicy ass naturally.
>>144596430skiing is a squat sport I guess
will his chain hold?
It's over Tarling is too fast
TARLING op de afspraak michel
Tarling as expected, will fade away as usual
>>144596430just imagine how hard you squeeze your ass when ski jumping
>>144596436not really
>>144596502I'd probably drop a lil nug' truth be told
It's already over
>>144596515he's literally me
Merlier wins in Gooikse Pijl
please not the inaccurate head to head time
I want Darling to win 2bqh
Roglic negative split
Roglic terrible. Ganna expected 1 so Remco wins easily
Primoz niet inorde
Roglic barely faster than Walter Vargas
that's decent for how roglic manages his pace, he'll be close to the top 3 at the end
>>144596607don't disrespect the pan am champ
Evenepoel 13:35 expected
ganna - tardling - küng
I'm all for Ganna because his bike's frame is the same color as mine
>>144596634based red bike chad
GRANDETardling btfo'd
>>144596654red bikes are faster, it's simple science.
Remking
Alright so what else is on
bissegger is ready for retirement
Bissegger has been fading into nothingness for a while now
>Bissegger 2:34 slower than Asgreenlollmao even
>>144596692no idea I watch cycling
should have sent las vagas boy 2beehonest
>>144596692Archery WC, soon.
GREAT result of Bissegger, just ahead of Miltiadis
>>144596692Paris Chauny about to end
>>144596711Has he even done a good job as dom? can’t remember seeing him this season
Having a ITT like this in the Tour would be great
>>144596752don't do this to my boy Richie
remco is so god damn aero when you see him and Ganna side by sidemanlets rejoice
>>144596752Giving 1 minute to remco won't change much
>>144596758Porte is retired
Merlier has 16 wins this season but still far from Pogacar
Edward O'Feeney
Victoire de DEMARE
>>144596775It'd still be better than whatever TTs we have nowadays
>>144596752way too long for tour unfortunately
>>144596752should put 3 like these in the tour
fuck the local press for badmouthing the WC with constant rage bait articles because muh traffic blockades. good to see people cheering the riders.
>>144596798100 wins soon Deuxmare bros
>>144596804True. This year wasn't so bad, maybe the one between Nice and Monaco was a bit too hilly
all smiles thinking about what he will do after the race
surely vine is riding like a retard and will fade in the 2nd half
>>144596749Honestly I have no idea I never notice him outside of tts
>>144596829it was kino parcour nonetheless
>>144596839he's thinking about his hero, bertrand bertacek combating the freezing temps right now
negative split bros, I still believe
It's official I ordered my first r*pe machine for winter. What am I in for?
küng slow
Küng GONE and DEAD
>küng
Kûng....
you can make up a lot of time on that flat at the end
kwung
me on the evening ride
Küng has never won a single significant TT event yet he's always amongst the favourites to win one
All TT """specialists""" but Ganna should be very ashamed
KANG
>>144596829The problem is that they put it on stage 21. nobody really cares about a TT without GC implications
>>144596884My favorite is still 1hour of tempo in front of CX
>>144596884painful ass
Look at all those goats
dude weed lmao
Tarling slower than Vine
>>144596884it depends how motivated you will to use the damn thing
>>144596932The indignity of sitting on an exercise ball on international television
the heavy boys not digesting that climb well
tarling won't podium
UAE really put a lot of efforts on their TT setup this year. Is it the best of the peloton?
he’s such a distancelet
Climb is more extreme than it ooked on the profile
>>144596960I would say by far right now
Is Vine still on bis bike? He will medal this shit then
his big booty really stands out today
>>144596967who?
that's kinda weak by mcnulty
Roggles expected 10th lol
>>144596984
>>144596960When riders like Baroncini are suddenly TopTenning GT TTs then yes it has to be
remco tired and not in the aero position
Remco doesn't look good
>>144597012atleast he showed up
Vine, hé?
>>144565475>Roglic totally exposed by Vinesovl
Ganna going to catch Roggles before the end
>>144597032To be faire to pogi he's done a lot of TT for the national team. This year he's super focus on the RR
TOP GANNA
so was top gooner just playing sick the last few weeks?
Jay Vine broke two vertebrae in April
ganna very impressive
Vay Jine in bronze.
>>144597032Yeah, fuck Jonas
>>144597062its the new normal
>>144597057was thinking more about jonas rasmussenpogacar has showed up a lot in times he had no chance
Ganna wins
Oh lo lo lo lo lo het is niet langzaam
remco not in aero position but still in 1st position. pogi could have won today if he cared.
remco gonna lose time in the descent
What if Ganna and Remco both chute?
People need to realise that the best possible TT for Remco is all flat with no turns
CHUTE JAY VINE
>Vine chuted
we're so back küngbros
>>144597129He's 20kg lighter than ganna. Surelly a bit of uphill can't hurt
>>144597125>kung still loses:(
CAM ON JAY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU :((((
Chute de Jay Vine
>>144597142He's also much more aero
Being a Little Vinester is suffering
>>144597125let's just say that the "celebrations" won't be very liked by zürich's women
jesus christ this guy needs to be forcibly retired before he kills himself
kek this can't be real
>>144597183
>>144597183How can we fix the "jay chutes 15 times a season" problem?
>>144597183he’s dedicated for the dollar gotta give him that
Why do we fall down master Jay?
>>144597202force him to do cx
Quite fast cadence from rogla.
>>144597208it won't learn you how to descendthey need to hire nibali as personal coach
>>144597183On the fucking flat???
Half a minute behind a guy who went in the ravine. Nice going there
Zurich looks comfy
>>144597202zwift should introduce a chute option
>>144597259if you’re well off
>>144597089If jones isn't showing up at the road race next weekend he's not going to ever race for his national team. Maybe in salanche
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Vine in his natural habitat
punished vine
I am going to kms myself
blodied and bruised
how the fuck he managed to chute?
CAM ON REMCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Remking too strong
gwan Remco my son
remcowinslol
>>144565475the grim part is that vine actually had a chance for the bronze
Affini casting dark magic for a medal
Remco could have done the Olympics double + Worlds double if not for Pogi
REMCO LOOPT UIT
NOTHING is harder than being a Jay Vine fan and seeing him crash and suffer time and time againFucks sake image limit fuck you
king kung kwab
image limit reachedküng disappointing
>tt "specialist" in his home country>slower than some e-sport athlete who chuted
>>144597296he looks like kung last year
>>144565475kung should khs, he was slower than vine despite vine's injury
affini got the jonas dosage
>>144597349turbo suffering
Tarling's career already over?
>>144597380Merdajuice not working
>>144597380brits do not age gracefully
Affini must have the entire LAB stash for the month of september.>>144597349He should just focus on classics, he's much better at that.
cam on pippoactivate the negative split power
new thread >>144597419new thread >>144597419new thread >>144597419
lol get fucked cheating shitalian
