we gaan
resting Rashford for the important match against Twente
>>144567185>>144567202seriously couldn't just put this as text in the OP? now everyone has to waste extra clicks to see the lineups
>seriously couldn't just put this as text in the OP?>now everyone has to waste extra clicks to see the lineups
>>144567202HØJLINGZ :D
>>144567792It's better to see the original line up than a flooded paragraph
>>144567792nobody wants a cluttered OP with fucking 100 words in it
>>144567143anyone know how that palace lad is doing at bayern so far?
>>144567792this
>>144567914>>144567792fuck off format autist
>>144567185is henderson still being a salty little bitch about united never making him their #1?
>>144567947yes
>starting garbago in 2024grim
>>144567202>refused to bench rashford after months of playing shit>finally plays well>benches him>plays erikson 3 games in a row in a tricky away gamewhat did our eric mean by this? Fucking hell.
is it fair to class this as a relegation 6 pointer?
/mug/sisters i think another L is coming...
Last time the two sides metManchester United produced arguably their worst performance of the season at Crystal Palace last season. The Eagles thrashed them 4-0 at Selhurst Park.
Tranny mods doing their utmost to prevent the posting of feminine curves. Only bony, fridge-bodies allowed apparently.
COCO LOVE!!!
Sky Sports' Zinny Boswell at Selhurst Park:"It was apparent that one of the stars of that Barnsley thrashing may have to settle for the bench, it just comes as a surprise that it is Marcus Rashford. "Erik ten Hag has made a point of giving him a run in the team despite his form stuttering, but now he seems to have had a breakthrough, the manager leaves the forward on the bench."Perhaps Ten Hag has an eye on the Europa League game against FC Twente in midweek. Seems an odd time to disrupt the forward's momentum.
Man Utd manager Erik ten Hag speaking to Sky Sports:"It is not a difficult decision, we have to rotate. We have so many games. "We also have to give Garnacho games. He only has one start this season."
>>144567829>>144567863fuck off, idiots. nobody wants to click two images that they have to search for in the thread that don't even have the lineup in the right order>>144567924obsessed much? not that anon but it's possible to have a criticism of the OP without being the format autist
>>144567799KEK
Former Man Utd defender Phil Jones on Sky Sports:"Really surprised. I did see him starting so he could build that momentum. I am sure he will play a big role from the bench."
>>144568274>not that anon butNobody else cries over the OP like you do. You could also have made the thread yourself.
>>144568304true
>>144567893He is doing fantastic, reminds me of Ribery
>>144567893Pretty good, scoring goals and feeding assists , no shortage of em
Predicting a 1-1 slurper.
>>144568285how is it reddit. nta but we always had a certain style to the OP. lineups posted in order, subs and first team in different colour, semi-colon between defenders and midfielders etc, commas between other player, the time of kickoffthey're just nice things to do to make it easier for the other anons.we shouldn't lose that because one autist wants to make up criticisms
Calling it now, Manchester United will win one trophy this season thx to my boys Maz and De Ligt. Screencap this post.
>>144568370top kek
>>144567893>pretty woman with her arse out>immediately look at her feetYou've done a number on me lads
>>144568370exactly
>>144568304>>144568320i'm not the format autist though, neither am I the first anon to make a complaindon't let him live in your head so rent free that you think everyone is him
>>144568370>subs and first team in different colour, semi-colon between defenders and midfielders etc, commas between other player>how is it redditkek
>>144568370no we dontone autist tried to bring that in and everyone either hated it or didnt give a fuck. thankfully its gone now and we are back to sovl OPs
feeling a cheeky /mug/ on the horizon lads
>>144568370might make some infoless ops in future just to make this guy sperg out.
try making /box/ without the schedule, /tennis/ without the streaming links or even /mug/ without the jlingz link and see what happens
>>144568370>we shouldn't lose that because one autist wants to make up criticismsBut that's exactly what happened. Even when the matchthread OP appeased format autist, the autist just would not shut the fuck up with his insane parasocial relationship. Once other people jumped on the format autism bandwagon it all went to shit.>>144568402Second part of my post still applies. Either make the thread yourself or stop bitching that others made the threads.>>144568419>one autist tried to bring that in and everyone either hated it or didnt give a fuckThe matchthread OP made threads for years. It was only the past few seasons where other autists got upset with him.
>watching USA network link>it’s a cringe PL fan fest in Chicago >they cut to Americans lining up to sign a no room for racism wall
>>144568451>/mug/ without the jlingz link
>>144568451/heem/ is the only thread with good OPs desu
>>144568465the general notorious for being a cesspit of offtopic posting?
>>144568465>/heem/lmao>>144568482thought that was /cric/ or /hoc/
>>144568482offtopic posting is usually the only thing that makes these threads good. please go back
Just die you fucking loser, I'm so sick of you whining all the fucking time, fucking die.
>>144568405are you just here fresh off the boat 6 months ago? we always had this format for yearsidk why you guys can see between a guy's gimmick/trolling and someone who is just telling the truthwe always had it like it this and you letting some gimmickfag ruin it>>144568419what the hell are you talking about, bro? we had for years this sort of format on /sp/. you must be green as fuck>>144568442who's sperging out? i'm just saying what is obvious, that we had these formats for years. i'm also saying that there is a difference between the format autist, who will criticise you no matter what, and me pointing out the general format over the yearsfor example, the guy kept criticising the exact colouring of the subs and the lineup, as if it mattered. the only thing that mattered was that they were a different colour, because that made it easier to read
>>144568496its every thread>>144568502he will be here longer than any of us sadly cos he legit has mental illness and no life
>>144568501bet you're the imbecile that spams your onlyfans waifu in every thread
>>144568502I dunno anon, after a tough week of work seeing format autist have his weekly shitfit is like a warm hug.>>144568506Never change you glorious retard.>>144567143Thank you for your service OP.
Wish me luck, /mug/bros.
>>144568459>But that's exactly what happened. Even when the matchthread OP appeased format autist, the autist just would not shut the fuck up with his insane parasocial relationship. Once other people jumped on the format autism bandwagon it all went to shit.so tell him shut the fuck up then and don't punish people making legit criticism. the way the format was done was worked out over many years on this site and was done with people actually offering helpful criticism to make the site better, not to troll/have a gimmick. you guys are letting that be spoilt with your epic shove it to the format autist nonsense
format autist is extremely mad today. wonder what happened to him. mum forgot his tendies maybe
>>144568553fuck off fitizen your fake betting gimmick is garbage
>>144568553good luck>>144568521bore off tarquin go to /r/soccer or something
>>144567202that bench is a beauty
>>144568553I commend your bravery
>>144568556>the way the format was done was worked out over many years on this site and was done with people actually offering helpful criticism to make the site better, not to troll/have a gimmickTHE ABSOLUTE FUCKING EGO ON YOU
>>144568432Don't Google how she looks now
>>144568393based
format autist has taken a biblical L itt
>>144568553based fuck southeast asains
>>144568562have you seen the utter state of today's threads?
Funny how nobody but you cares, give it a rest faggot, we're just trying to enjoy the match.
Just report the autist for spamming and shitting up the match thread
>>144568566I'm not /fit/izen
/mug/bros how we eating today?
>>144568680based
>>144568551>Never change you glorious retard.are you just willingly ignoring all the years when we had a general sort of format when the format autist wasn't even a thing or are you just new?>>144568598are you new? people gave suggestions and the people making the thread changed ityou're letting the psychopath format autist destroy good things because you think that any decent person that is earnestly trying to make things better is the same as him. you've allowed him to destroy trust in out little community>>144568610i'm not him though???are you retarded or new that you can't see the difference between someone who is trying to criticise no matter what to get on your nerves and someone who is just pointing out the way threads always used to be, because it was beneficial for people who used the thread?
>>144568604Perfect slampig now
i thought rashford was back after his goals against relegation fodder and a league one team?
>>144568693im feeling a 40 percent chance of /mug/ today
>>144568274Man I just watch what the club CM did.If I want to watch the live line up with the player match rating and goal/assist icons I just look at the stats app.Stop being a boomer ffs
>>144568634>>144568627you guys just have rolled over and let him destroy nice things. you're weak and stupid
>>144568604yeah shes grim, her face has gone from a 9 to a 3
format autist is the spectre haunting match threads
>>144568562i haven't even posted today kid
Why do all EPLel match threads always have atleast one mentally ill fucker in them
nobody cares about the fucking op format, anyone that gives a fuck that the op is missing something is a massive faggot now stfu
>>144568748more people here so moer attention.
>>144568748im pretty sure its dave from /epl/ but he denies it
another mainoo disasterclass incoming. seen coastal erosion move quicker
>>144568725I just want to hang out with my bros on /sp/, see a thread and watch a matchI guess I don't have any bros here since none of you can remember past the time that format autist got here
Rev up them /mug/ threads speeGonna be a good morning innit. Cant wait to hear Goldbridge seething
>>144568740damn they look perfect
>>144568705>people gave suggestions and the people making the thread changed itThat isn't how it happened and you know full well that isn't what would happen.What would happen is this:>matchthread OP makes a thread with his format>format autist makes a snide comment about the OP not being to his exact standards>the two bitch back and forth for ages (EFL threads got the worst of this because nobody cares about them)>repeat in the next matchthreadIf either of them had an ounce of restraint none of this shit would have ever happened. It was two autists ruining it for everyone else.
>>144568788yup.
>>144568782>damn they look perfectmy reaction when i see a nice pair of properly formatted lineups in the match thread OP
>>144568751because the format autist haunts you and now you reject any legitimate criticism, viewing it as the criticism of someone that just wants to disrupt. you are why we can't have nice things
>Trashford benchedAbout damn time.
>>144568820this op is a nice thing because its made some schizo seethe and entertain us for 30 minutes over nothing
there's a balance to be struck between being overly autistic about match thread formatting and making zero effort whatsoever
>>144568820>>144568856If it is genuinely possible please take some time away from this website and get a fucking life. It should not affect you this fucking much, Christ.
right games on fellas time to move on
>>144568788dude, you are fucking RETARDED. the format autist existed way before format autist was a thinglike the other anon said, why do you have other formats in different threads? it is because the majority of the thread deems in helpfulyou have let format autist destroy because you are either WEAK/NEW/RETARDEDkys, you pathetic miscreant faggot
>>144568740Nice
>>144568856if you want effort make it yourself rather than bitching. if someone already made it then shut up and realise nobody cares
0 effort formatchads woni kneel
love watching CP
The format autist would smack every single one of you around the gaff IRL
>open thread>format autism
>>144568922
Come on manure united!
>>144568957onana once palace are done with him
>>144568877it doesn't affect me this much. the reason I have been speaking for so long is because this guy ha mind raped you idiots so hard that you talk utter shit repeatedlynotice that not one of you has admitted that there was a time before format autist where the threads usually had a certain format for the benefit of all in the thread?you weak pathetic cuck faggots can't admit that because you have to admit to yourselves that your epic trolling of this 'redditor' format autist is just fucking yourself over and that makes you a weak bitchfucking pathetic faggots, kys all of you
>>144568922Is it really that good?, the portuguese league isn't that interesting to me
>>144568969shut up bitchnobody carestalk about the game or fuck off
Manchester United customers, particularly those from overseas third world countries in eastern europe, the far east, and north america, how are you feeling about ETH?Did you want rid despite the FA Cup final?Or is he winning you over with his charm?
so anyways, united look rather shit eh?
>>144568969Chill fren, no need to take it so srsly
>>144568248support your oshi lad
>>144568957based ai slop obsessed pajeet
man u's kit is quite nice
Why has the bald fraud started Eriksen over his new fucking signing?
i don't give a shit, i'm not the autist. i didn't say these things because i'm trying to wind people up but because they are true and we've lost somethingi'll stop now because i'm not an autist but that doesn't make you any less of the mind raped bitches that you are. kys for being weak stupid enough to let a trolling gimmickfag mindbreak you like this. it's definitely a win if you people looking to destroy a board win. fucking faggots
will foxes avoid the drop?
and why does garnacho look like annie lennox?
>>144569035ugarte has looked like shit in training>>144569049please seek mental help
>>144568998losing half the squad including our entire defense to injuries last season made me consider the season a wash so it was nice to escape it with a trophy and a europa spotthis is his real second season imho
>>144568984you'd know better. germanics seem pretty familiar with CP.
>>144568884>the format autist existed way before format autist was a thingNo it didn't. You're completely making this shit up.>you have let format autist destroy because you are either WEAK/NEW/RETARDEDOnly one who has been destroyed by "format autist" is you. You're having a total fucking meltdown here over the most inconsequential thing imaginable.>>144568969>there was a time before format autist where the threads usually had a certain format for the benefit of all in the thread?There was, and you know what? Nobody gave a single shit whatsoever.This has all happened because of one mentally ill child who had a parasocial relationship with the match thread OP and others jumped in on it. Now fucking shut it.
>>144569065giving him to much credit desu
>>144569015Bloody benchod saar pls be in london benchod saar
you cannot tell me there is a set piece coach at united
>this threadthis is what you get for tolerating the format autist and not immediately telling him to kill himself whenever he posts
>>144569049It will all get better, I promise.
garkino is too good for this teamif real madrid was not bloated on the wings i could see him getting snatched at some point
CAM ON /MUG/, be back after kelly vs davis x
>>144569085There is, but its a DEI hire
chocolate japanese women
Henderson......
>>144569141>watching that dogshit undercardmate...
>>144569127Hes not black enough
>>144569105>obsessed over a user that improves the quality of the boardyou'll never convince me you're not a goblin from a 'cord
looks like he's ready for a hike
>>144567947i see hes point, hes better than onana
>>144569127not really. he's not consistent enough to be a regular starter in a top team.
>>144569170he not wrong
>>144569067>>144569070nobody cares you sad fucking losers. talk about the match. format autist beat you and it's too painful for you to admit so talk about the match
>>144569185my nan is better than onana
>>144569190having even mediocre consistency in this united team is an achievement - and he is better than thatplaying for united is like playing with weights on
>spamming/flooding
>>144569150gosling.webm
for fucking goodness sake. has palace had a shot yet? or are they scoring on their first?
>>144569127he needs to join spurs
>>144569150whomst?
Is it gonna happen
>>144569241>or are they scoring on their first?yes. through banana's legs
>>144569255kek
>>144569255/mug/chads, surely it cant happen again right?
>>144569255why LTG?
When will soogs start fucking bbc?
>>144567185>>144567202Kek
>>144569298alright Juan, isnt there a siesta you should be taking part in somewhere?
United in their Prussian kit
>>144569251moka haruhi
>>144569289We will beat Henderson eventually - now just hope that Lisandro won't fail me in /fpl/ challenges and give a cs
>>14456916930 min gap between footy and I gotta see it through. shame davis has not upped his pace much at all...
>>144569169>watching boxing at allcucked behaviour
Kobbie Mainoo is world class
>>144569320my PP thanks you
>>144569346more like 3rd world class, amirite?
>>144569344>not being a gypsy king enjoyer
>>144569346He's alright but has been found out. Most newcomers get a few games where they look amazing.
>>144569364kek
Kobe Dindoo Nuffin
THERE'S ONLY ONE TYSON FURY
>>144569346he's slow as shit and weak. one of the main reasons why united's midfield gets strolled through
palace are so badyou know its bad when you cant win the midfield vs man u
Bruno having another Pooruno game
Can they get a refund for Nketiah?
>>144569320she is like a 3/10 in japan bro
GOD I LOVE LAUGHING AT MANURE>>144569418NO REFUNDS
This is the palace that beat United 4-0 last season??
>>144567143triggered by that white line at the bottom
>>144569418not sure how wogsenal got £25m for him
>>144569447different Era
>>144569437Bullshit. Beauty isn't aware of borders
>>144569447well they no longer have Olise and Sam Johnstone
>>144569447You are experiencing Ten hag ball in effect
>>144569437good thing I'm not in japan then isn't it nip
>2 wins out of 14 games in london for ten hag
how you feeling about zirkzee, unitedbros? early days but he looks like a steaming pile of shit so far
>>144569418No refunds :)
>>144569488hes the black lukaku
>>144569488Liverpool fan here. He looks promising
>>144569488another ten hag slurper of a signing
>>144569447evans and casemiro were the centre backs for united in that match, anon...
the low block is kinda annoying, need some cheeky accurate pass from Eriksen to unlock everything
>>144569488looks dreadful honestly, slow as shit and always in the wrong place. worse than hojlund
>>144569488Why does he keep buying expensive young strikers when one of them needs to play all the time?
oh come on unlucky that
atmosphere is amazing here bindipper here and I'm jealous, our stadium has shit atmosphere
>>144569488>skin is the same colour as shit>plays like shit as wellamazing
BUT WHAT IF THOUGH
the away team have been really wasteful not to be ahead on goals
l.o.l
>the drumcuck is at the matchtruly the format autist of match going fans
TROLLBARS FOR EVERYONE
>Nonandez
>>144569558mate im at the match and its dead AF
FSHSFH@@@@
>>144568370they hated him cuz he spoke the truth
>>144569587any sarf london roses at the match?
Too clever by half for Garnacho.Just slot it top shelf, no need to curl it.
>>144569587Yeah well I’m at your mums house fabio
zirkzee reminds me of martial in that he doesn't do anything
im liking what im seeing so farhopefully nothing will ruin that feeling
Dalot doing well in midfield
this nick nack paddywhack song is top 5 worst songs in football
How can you run in behind if there is no space? Does he want them to storm the crowd?
>>144569607treat her good gianluigi she deserves it.>>144569615dalot>>shaw
>>144569617Big fan of paddywhacking
the only thing zirkzee has done has made me realize the dude from the mummy wasn't xerxes, but was in fact imhotep
>>144569637based
Yeah it’s one of THOSE united games, cursed club
selling olise and replacing him on the wing with a striker who doesn't score or assist or create is odd
>>144569617It's also racist as fuck
>>144569488Kinda weird how many Bayern players end up at United all the time
>>144569613>hopefully nothing will ruin that feelingi'm sure it won't
Amad is constantly giving the ball away like what is the lad even doing?
>>144569655Shut it
>>144569437Japs have weird taste tho.Round heads and crooked teeth are 10's in Osaka.
>>144569568kek so true
>>144569437post your gf english teacher
>>144569658what was he like at bayern? please say shit
I don't rate Diallo desu, gimme Antony instead.
>>144569608you don't watch matchesmartial was decent when he played, he was just injured constantly
>>144569687>rating le spin man in 2024wow
>>144569604>>144569613>>144569665im just getting hard seeing united niggers lose LMAO, pocked by dean henderson.bunch of loser NIGGERS
>>144569613
'kin heck davis he won't sleep well. last round he finally decides to throw and wins a round convincingly, hurting kelly a few more of those and it's a knock out win
>ZZ
Win or lose We’re on the booze
>>144569687thanks for your brace today mr diaz
>>144569697aren't you literally black?
>>144567143mazroui was a bargain.
should be winning this shit
>>144569708win or losewe'll gas the
Youknighted should literally be 3-0 up
>>144569642he was in 300
>>144569718niggers know how annoying niggers are.
>>144569724Moose
>>144569718saaaaar im NIGGER
i thought this palace manager was a front footed klopp type why is he parking the bus
goatee with no stache just looks silly doesn't it
>>144569683He came through our academy qnd had one full season in 1st team. Showed promise for his age but not enough for 1st team so he went on multiple loans before getting bought by Bologna I think
need that goal before HT. Surely Palace won't be as bad in the 2nd half
/mug/ waiting room
>>144569750think he has no choice when he realized the club has a positive net spending last windowfucking garnacho
>>144569750Man u are counter attack merchants so I guess he's just relying on them not having enough quality when they have to dictate play
>>144569765was he better than tel?
Is Garnacho what Argies consider white?
>>144569746I mean, I just assumed from the third world flag you were posting from a favela.>>144569736thats the one. thank you
Does the owner of Crystal Palace let black men fuck his wife?
>>144569759its to hide his double chin
>>144569759Probably to take attention away from something else. Quite a few southerners are ashamed of the hairlines for some reason.
>>144569750Glasner sets up his team depending on opponent, he doesnt really favor a style
>>144569779no hes indio t.argie
Adam “the great white hope” Wharton
>>144569786why are you asking chuddie?Cuckolding is anglo-american culture.
/mug/bros ...
RIGHT IN THE YAM BAGS
amad :(
>>144569808in did not know that. cheers. I have learned something from /sp/
>>144569778Lol no. Tel even now is leagues above him and can play both as winger or striker. Although this is my first time watching Zirkzee this season
>short corners
>Palace 5-4-1 with Nketiah RCM What is Glasner cooking
Womad
>>144569850a slurpee
NUTSHOT
ROIGHT IN THE CROWN JEWELS
>in cricket terms that's LBW
Man United have now been a shit team for over 10 years.As a millennial who grew up watching them win everything, you love to see it
luv are dallo
>>144569847This, whoever invented short corners should be Paged or Walkie Talki'ed
Are they singing the you eat dogs song about the Crystal Palace asian
>>144569873What does lbw mean? I dont cricket
>>144569750Palace probably been the most disappointing team in the prem this season, seems like Glasner’s whole attacking philosophy was entirely reliant on Olise battering teams.
>>144569890yes
>>144569892leg before wicket [penis]
Ten Hag the mad lad has found the perfect 11
>>144569892Basically means you're out
eriksen come on m8
>>144569880they've been shit much longer than that. fergie held them together through sheer will and anger
>>144569902Ok good
>>144569880>you're welcome
>eriksenkwab
>>144569892Long Big Willy
United dominant but not scoring..
oh come on man
>>144569912They fell off when they signed Anderson
Kinda weird watching ManU bossing the midfield
>>144569892Left ball whacked
>>144569929the hero of /epl/
is that united fans ive heard all halfThought crystal palace would be up for itMaybe they dont do chants
Palace is the FIRSTIE team.I guess that's why they get hated by mad brown racist thirdies.
wtf his head looks bizarre
>>144569929>sonic the hedgehog botherer
yeah ZZ is a fraud what is thatttttttt
Man Utd can't really createalso, anyone think that Selhurst Park is a boring, small stadium. Bournemouth's is crap too
Just came inside a hooker again. Do you think god still has a place for me in heaven?
Death keep chasing Eriksenlol
VGH ... Xerxes
>>144569952>>144569952>6 "english" players>only 2 whitejut .... is it freaking over in everye single country in every single town?? is tehre a single place left that hasnt been enriched to the point of extintion being a sure thing??
Zirkzee and Garnacho too wasteful. Get the doctor on
>>144569952>LacroixWas wondering where he ended up
>>144569966hes just a big slow lump up there
>>144569986he had a good run..
>>144569970Yes but you must repent and work hard to avoid cumming in hookers forthwith amen
fucking side foot
at least Onana was on the right position
>eze
>>144569970Another MILF?I remember you from some other thread
Peng away kit as always
>>144569952It’s the team of 2nd gen Africans who grew up in a black bubble in South London. I doubt any of them even saw a white person until their late teens.
>>144569969They should have gotten Larsson before he went to Frankfurt. They need a playmaker
>>144569986>lacroix Has an athlete ever fallen off as hard as Remy?
who is the least shit at striker out of hojlund, zirkzee, and bruno false 9
Christian Eriksen>cant create chance >cant shoot>cant run>cant tackle>cant defend>cant dribbleliterally his only quality is short passing and he is somehow man uniteds starting central midfielder. hard to believe this is the same guy at spurs in the 2010’s.
>>144570017More like difficult KEK
>>144570042bruno
>>144570005
I cannot fucking believe it..
>>144570029bet they see pink anglo cunt everyday now.i mean theres more jeetas but they smell i guess.
>>144570005>>144570040Remymind
palace turning the screwOT sounds nervois, they need half time
Based Palace giving us pure slurpkino
>>144570047i heard the jews put a bomb in his pacemaker. primed to go off second half.
Corr what a boring half of football
>>144570040lela staror any other retard who got bogged for god knows what reason
>>144569952>munoz
Even Martial looked better than ZirkzeeMartial!
>>144570042terrible crop to pick from but for me hojlund’s physicality means he is the best of the three.
>>144570047tbf the whole decade has passed since 2010a
>>144570042just liquidate the club
>>144567202GOAT'ed benchBring them all on
>>144569952WTF since when do United have an Irish playet?
Grilled sausage at Pomorzanin Gdynia (A klasa, Polish 7th tier) - 10 PLN
>>144570087martial would still be our best 9or rashford maybe
YOU'LL NEVER STOP THIS THANG
>>144570064Nah. They like chicks that are half white / half black. Messing with a full whitey would lose them street cred.
i dont know why yanitid hasnt liquidated yet desutheir entire club is rotten to the core an dhas been since pogba
>YOU'LL NEVAH STOP THIS FING>AH WILL NEVAH LEEEET YOU GOOOOOOOhonestly, i want to murder whoever made the decision to have this as the sky sports premier league song for fucking YEARS
JUST SOLD MY SANCHOAT WE BUY ANY FLOP
Hot beef and chips at Hartlepool today
didn’t the England posters here want to hand the keys over to Wharton?now Crystal Palace is shit and he’s getting overwhelmed by United’s notoriously weak midfield
>>144570068/mug/bros...I cant wait any longer, God compels me...
How the fuck is United not winning. They should be 3-0 ahead.
SLAGS
any bro from the future to give us the /mug/ status?
Your half time stats
>>144570099That’s a big sausage
>>144570107>street cred'kin state of this neek
>>144567143What happened Peniteddoggy ? Can't score without referees helping ?
>>144570136For you
Half time slags
>>144569969>>144570031bruno is the leader in chances created for the last five years, you fucking morons
>>144570134we slurpin'>>144570140zachy? are you really dave?
>>144567792Autistic cunt, nobody cares lmfao
>>144570126LOOK AT THOSE THIGHSLITTERALLY MADE TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY CHILDREN
>>144570126honestly might consider offing myself if my chin ever goes away like on that woman
>>144570100Exactly. I don't understand Zirkzee. And United paid for him
>>144570158But you can grow a beard, she can't.
>>144570099How much?
YANITED YANITED YANITED
>>144570125Pretty doll
>>144570202damn.
half time baddiedem>>144570152not either of them
>>144570091obviously true *but* eriksen is only starting cm fir man united based on who he was 7 years ago, not his current ability or contributions
>>144570187
>Invaluable Advice>St James’ Place
>possibly the worst ever palace side in ages>have all the possession >keep your actual goal scorers on the benchanother ten hag masterclass
>>144570186fair
>phil jonesERM ERM ERM
>that video of pupper and soogs blowing a dildo together>can't find it anymoreSadness
/mug/ is up lads :^)
>>144570100Martial was already finished in his 3 final seasons with United.
>>144570202You won m8Now share source
>>144570221>$2.61 USD I was going to say that would cost $2.5 here. Very close. Noice
Post ai slop
>>144570202i love tummy so much bros
>>144570274>neuron activation
De Ligt is very good
Luv South American slags
H/a/lf time
ive entered another depressive episode and i can only escape it through /mug/s and pictures of cute anime girls
If the game ends as a 2-1 win for United I'll buy one lucky /sp/ user a kebab
why do arsenal fans refuse to post outside their general?
>>144570363gordaskka
>>144570421Safe space
does xochitl count as a slag?
>>144570421containment thread like /kpop/ on /mu/
watching for free
>>144570411Nice dubs. For me it’s Palace 1-0 from a set piece.
>Tune in at the second half>Skipped the 0-0 slurper>My goyslop food just came in Yeah I'm thingken this is gonna be COMFY.
>>144570148i'm talking about the team, not one player>heroballworked so well for Liverpool when they had Gerrard
all the bad guys won today, so hoping for a CP win. sadly the bad guys are playing tomorrow but out of the two i want arsenal to win (they won't).the entire league is fucked now.
does that palace manager look like klinsman or am i suffering from psychosis
>>144570153>nobody cares>exaggerated laughterthis guy is completely owned and broken by the format autist. he is barely even a human being anymore
>>144570421>>144570438>>144570471The Arsenal general hasn't been an Arsenal thread since Redwood forced it to be made. It is filled with shitposters and people pretending to be Arsenal fans. How are you guys so new to fucking /sp/ you don't know about something that has been like this for nearly a decade?
>>144570334>>144570363la plata ratas
>>144570545That's 190 you're replying to btw.
>>144570547so why are there no arsenal match threads ever made? they all just sit and jerk off in their general.
>>144570475sent sir keir a pager, hope he recognises my gift x
I don't really rate this kid Amad Diallo tbhlads
half hour of Rashford and Hojlund will get us the win
>>144570574What? Fuck off newfag.
>>144570547this is copearsenal gamethreads are almost always cucked because they all hide in their cubbyhole
what bearing will the ridiculous amount of ads on tv youtube have on the premier league table
>>144570610So we've moved from>there are no match threads madeto>okay they are but they all hide in thereThere is no cope. Their resident tripfag is a self admitted City fan. Nobody there is an actual Arsenal fan any more. Again, you'd know this if you actually came to /sp/ before 2018.
>poonandez
>Penandes
>poono
>Fernandinho
>>144570643Redwood gave them a thread because the board used to get spammed with Arsenal threads. Again, you'd know this if you were here before 2016. The thread lost all the actual fans and I know this because I used to shitpost in there.
Garnacho -> RashfordZirkzee -> HojlundEriksen -> Mount
Manchester United Football Club are actually playing quite well in this game of association football, no?
>>144570652i made one comment little bro so don't talk about moving goal posts - their threads are objectively cucked unless they are playing in a big game which incentivizes them to come out of their cuckshed and comment with the big boysalso i am 33 so don't talk to me about being new - been here since long before flags
lol i can the houses on the street between the standswhy is CP's stadium so shit?
>>144570608And? Why are you and your cuck buddies stay in the general and never post in those threads?
>>144570695It’s called sovl
unironically would love to see mctom
>>144570694truth
>Game thread about ManU and CP>Thread is about Arsenal
>>144570652been posting in arse for over a decade and don’t know what the fuck you are talking about
Palace are brutal lads
What happened to Mount? He looked solid at Chelsea
>yank
LERMA SUCKS
>>144570713you can see him playing right now in Juve vs Napoli, its live
bruno is awful holy fucking shit
>>144570694You're trying to justify a shitty narrative which hasn't been the case for nearly a decade. I'm educating you. Again, nobody in those threads are Arsenal fans. In fact, you're more likely to find Arsenal fans in /epl/ than in /arse/. /arse/ is filled with shitposters, 190, Fitizen, Sosa and a load of other gimmickfags like Jewmaican.>>144570698I know this because I used to shitpost in the threads.>>144570740So what are you, a shitposter, fake fan or somebody like Tet who was there for 'frens' before he got bullied out.
Bruno love just kicking the ball at opposition players
Rashford to come on and score the winner
>>144570752actually thank you.
>>144570715i mean you spend your time switching vpns to shitpost in there 190 lad, i dunno what you're crying about lmao.
How many White players are on the pitch right now?
bruno's kinda shite isn't he
>>144570748Peaked at age 20 and fell off like a sack of bricks like 80% of young players
>>144570748His last two seasons at Chelsea were ass tho.
man u plauyers are throwing. see how they're competent until they get in the box then they can't do shit
>>144570783I never go their m8, not sure what schizo you think i am.
>>144570748He declined even when he was at Chelsea. Under Tuchel he was amongst the very best playmakers in europe, but no other manager has been able to unlock him. I think ultimately it was Tuchel’s system that worked for him - athletic playmaker in a high intensity team surrounded by Havertz, Werner, James, Rudiger, Kante, Jorginho - exceptionally fit team with an excellent cm core.
>That cranial dentAmazing, I thought those images were all edited.
>thread about United vs CP>it's retards arguing about fucking Arsenal fansget a life you fucking retards. also that retard is right about arse.
which team is whiter, idk who to support
>Rashford surprisingly left out>I don't know what's behind it>maybe Ten Hag's being too cutewtf is wrong with these Rashford dickriding commentators?
>>144570760>So what are youjust an oldfag and arse customer reading the palace utd thread. very bizzare set of posts by you. go get some fresh air.
Useless attack niggers, i miss white football
>>144570785all firsties except those argensimians
>save me marcus
why is the bald fraud not unleashing ugarte
Rashford in, Zirzkee outYay, agony begins
>>144570824nobody cares, you autist
>>144570830they are right thoRashford plays every game despite being shitNow hes scored couple games in a row hes been benched
Rashy
>>144570787You mean black players
my boy rashlingz, heh, just in time...
>Strikers don't strikeJust shoot you retards. Someone shoot.
>rashford scores in his last two games>bench him and then play him out of positionwhy is ten hag such a retard?
why is the crowd so White, i thought london was culturally enriched
lol at palace begging for a red
HOW THE FUCK CAN WE BEAT HENDERSON
honestly if i was a fan i'd be turning 900* and walking away
lmao what was he doing
>>144570898blacks only support the big teams like arsenal, chelsea and united
Martinez what a fucking little retard.
lisandro was going for the kill
>>144570874omds
>Argie temperament
basednana
>>144570918why don't blacks have SOVL
what a save
OMG DID HE JUST HECKIN USE BOTH HIS FEET TO GET THE BALLIM GOING INSAAAAAAAANE
How is that not red?
Reminder that Man United could have had Henderson for free from their academy but instead spent 60m on a>black goalkeeper
come the fuck on palace
BANANA
fucking based retard
>Onana coming back>Rashofrd coming backI apologize for racism.
APOLOGIZE
>>144570954no red unless he literally snaps the defender's leg in half there
holy shit banana
>good evening sarr
>Will Hughes inRIP somebody's leg
>>144570962u reckon he eats a lot of bananas?
based hotheaded Italian>>144570875>>144570897>score a couple of games>now you're a confirmed starterhe still has to prove himself
GODNANA>GODNANAGODNANA>GODNANAGODNANA>GODNANA
Give that man a banana
>>144570898don't listen to this chud >>144570918half of their youth teams are black, go to any stadium and most of the fans are white
send on the albino
MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA MATETA
im in love with frieren but she isnt real
>Lisandro KWABtinez
>>144570954United player It was horrendous. Two-footed and off the ground, STONEWALL red for any other cunt
>>144570996it's literally true thoughevery single black or paki in england either bandwagons arsenal or united
That Hughes fella looks odd.
>>144571013>>144571013>>144571013>>144571013>>144571013>>144571013
>>144570996blacks can't afford tickets cos they spend most of their drug dealing profits on more drugs
Bring on Casemiro NOW
>>144571008She's real in my head
Clear pen
take Bruno off. He's annoying me
>>144571020Chelsea and Liverpool are the black and brown clubs of choice nowadays actually. >n-n-no-no- [seethe] FUCK UP CUNT and listen. I am LITERALLY correct.
Have Mount or Holjung been fit enough for last 10 minutes?Might need them
>>144571061she supports chelsea actually
1-0
>>144571020I live in newcastle and all my native black mates support nufc. it's the immigrants which support the big teams>>144571031bore off al muhammidii
why didnt united buy alvarez?
>fernadessWhy is the chuddie commentator mispronounce his name on purpose?
>>144571008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NpFa63KDJkused to listen to this when I crushed over amine girlscringed while listening to it's not gender neutral tho
>>144571152alvarez wanted to leave england
more like harde to score-e
Bottlewogs
>>144571152His gf wanted spain
>>144571132Cope, she's clearly doing ""the bellingham"" celebration
>>144571242you mean James
I don't even know half the ngubus Yanited has.
>>144571242yea because she also supports england
>This fucking match
Ugarte, Holjung inEriksen and amad outThink we might actually win this game /mug/sisters
so what year was it where City left United behind in the dust?
>>144571255I meant she's doing it to emulate Belli>>144571290She's clearly wheraring los blackos shirt. Cope
>>1445713362013
>>144571414from sir alex to this shitter ten hag...
>>144571336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edae-HO2u1U
>watched 10 minutes in 1st halfa>watching last 10 minutes in 2nd half
FULL TIME>>144570307>>144570307>>144570307/mug/
So, it happened again....
