this begs the question, just how bad is ngannou?
if ngubu doesn't finna get heemed by that pfl bum, spinal would zeem him in 1
>Franics lost to this
paulo costa is bitch and biggest fell off in ufcgetting buttfucked by adisanya in title match wow fuckin Dagestan speak more proper English then him oh noo but he is funny in elon fag jew site he post memes he is good guy
Ngannou gumfinnabadda zeem AJ pon de rematch
Ngannou was poisoned
Nigganou
Bo Ngannou
>Le lay on your opponent sport!We're on /box/
whos this we
>the tale of the tape Huh?
>>144582705we've known this
SNEED NEVER DIE
good morningpost heems by Former UFC Light Heavyweight and PRIDE Middleweight Grand Prix Champion Maurício "Shogun" Rua, depicted on this image
B____ S_____ D_____
Brazza Sex Dungeon
>>144579316
>>144590596thats my boy, he's gonna heem Moicano
Benoit Saint Penis
>>144590631ok but you didnt fill in the blank THOUGH
>>144590596Brendan Schaub Documentary
Franshit Ngannpoo
>>144591085Good one
How about this: frankpiss nigganou
>/box/ is more active than /heem/se acabo...
>when a prospect's opponent has no record on tapology and he walks out in boxing shorts and a pot belly You just KNOW that promotion favourite is going to eat shit and get his first L.
Why don't fighters fight in restrictive clothing? Fuckin dana shite bitch no vision at all
Watching Glory was fun, but those gloves seemed like anti heem technology
the boxing was shit in that HW title fight, wtf?
I feel I would land on every single one of you.
>>144591596>feelirrelevant
>>144591596yeah you'd land your face on my hands and feet
>>144590315You lost
WC has more losses than cm punk
>>144591596not me pal, not me hehe
>>144591596pencil neck
>>144590533pedophile
crazy how fake all the big boxing fights look. like wwe tier shit. i get that combat sports are all fixed, sure, but most of them make it kinda convicing.
>6 more sleeps till a fight night
>>144591596>Gets one mma star>Starts posting like this
>>144592146>oneuhhh that's two
>Tuesday Sep 24, 2024Contender Series 2024 - S08E07 - Schoenfelder vs. Voievodkin>Wednesday Sep 25, 2024Ares FC 25 - Younousov vs. MaltaFFC 81 - Vera vs. Lima da Silva>Friday Sep 27, 2024Budo Sento Championship 25CFFC 136 - Forest vs. RichardsOctagon 63 - Toktar vs. VyasONE Friday Fights 81 - Superbon vs. Nattawut>Saturday Sep 28, 2024BRAVE CF 88 - Jun vs. WesnerJungle Fight 130 - Guimarães vs. CostaPFL Europe 3 - Ray vs. LongUFC Fight Night - Moicano vs. Saint-DenisWe Love MMA 73 - Djukic vs. BilogrevicKrush.165>Sunday Sep 29, 2024Pancrase 347 - Saika vs. KumeRIZIN 48 - de Souza vs. GustavoK-1 World MAX 2024 Tokyo
>>144592297thanks
>>144592346np m8, lots to look forward to
>>144590533
>>144591958Every single Pride main event was fixed, this includes all of Fedors fights, which explains why he was immediately exposed upon contact with even average fighters
>>144592490no, he was simply declining with age. Fedor is the GOAT.
>>144592597all Fedor's fights in Pride were rigged, owing to an agreement between the Russian mob and the Yakuza, everyone knows this.
>>144592649nope.>all Fedor's fights in Pride were riggedif you truly believe this you're probably mentally handicapped
>Dano didnt get anything from buying out PRIDE except the video libraryKWAB, PRIDE gloves wouldve easily fix the eye poke problem, therefore prevented the Zesty Bones from hogging the HW title
>>144592866they look much cooler toothe golden gloves are gay as fuck
>>144592839>resorts to insultscope harder
>>144592938there's nothing to talk about you're just retarded and coping over Fedor's greatness
>>144592839Don't talk to my fellow paddy that way (I'm also Irish)
>>144592974>no YOU'RE copingembarrassing
Fedor is the greatest heavyweight of all time. All other opinions are non-white.
>>144593019You tell him fellow Irish bro. Eire! Eire! Haha
on the second thought... the mick is rightthey probably rehearsed this entire sequence
>>144593138fake bodies slamming on fake gummy floor
>>144593170If you knew anything about Pride you'd know how closely they worked with pro-wrestling, so yes this sequence is a work
>>144593170that reversal after the slam is so beautiful
>>144592866pride gloves suck look like pillows
You think she could make bantamweight or would she have to go with featherweight?
ban sweden
>>144593332Hey now
>>144593332Don't talk to my fellow Scandi bro like that (I'm also Scandinavian)
kino
>>144593322Dimitrescu is an IQ test
>>144593322Her vs Pereira
They were wearing Pillows but they definitely did not tap. Now show little bit respect today. PLEASE
>>144592933the cool looking aesthetics is bonus for sure>>144593316but you cant eye poke with that bitch, so id say its the better gloves
oh no no no mma bros...THIS is the guy who flatlined THE francis ngannou??? just how bad are mma fighters???
I read on reddit that islam is getting a netflix documentary
Islam's title reign so far. Thoughts?
>>144593425yeah i might be 10% scandinavian (probably jewish though) so i'm basically swedish too
>>144594245THATS WHAT IM TALMBOUTTHATS WHY HES THE MVPTHATS WHY HES THE GOATTHE GOAT
o'malley won that fuckin fight. mma guru says so.
>>144577099bad enough to be heavyweight champwhich begs the question, just how bad is jon jones?
>>144594279I'm 28% Scandinavian smartass
They call me Stone Fist I could heem every in this thread
>>144594874Thin wrists are optimal for boxing
>>144593344Have you noticed we don't bully anymore? You never did say thank you
>>144595032What?
>>144595032No I did not notice
>>144592297
>>144595032My fellow Scandinavian and I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, Angl*id
>>144595062>>144595145Well that's weird you should have been relieved and greatful>>144595187Who the fuck is this guy? Kek why are you responding?
>>144595365An attack on one Scandinavian is an attack on all Scandinavians. And I don't know if you've noticed, but anglos don't tend to /heem/
>>144595365Nigga who fucking cares
Afraid WHEA in this general (We Heem Every Anglo)
Imagine if UFC HW were cool jacked stallions throwing down like in boxing, instead of fatman bumfights like in UFC.
>>144595477Well for a start you should obviously,don't start getting bold
This nigga is from Minnesota so he is probably more swedish than the swede
>>144595467And Scandinavians are supposed to be tough? Haha they're big for nothing. Are you an American Scandi?
>>144595561Who
The best fighter on the planet is British.
>>144595642Bulju isn't British
>>144595642Wat
>>144595642Anton "Anton Turkalj" Turkalj is british?
Sweden has no ranked fighters btw
what tape are we talking about in the ''tale'' of the tape? what tale? like a fable? i am really confused
>>144595766Jack Hermansson
Tom "The anus annihilator" Aspinall (he annihilates blk boy sissy holes with his BWC)
>>144595180k?
>Gane Volkov is offDisappointing desu
Why hasnt josh emmett fought all year?
>>144595894>it’s realahahahahahahhaa
>Gane is so afraid of Volkov he had to sabotage and injure him to delay the fight
>>144595928He is too afraid of his own power after what he did to Bryce
short notice opponent? ahhh non non non mon a mie, zis will not do
we need more heavyweights
Heavy is the price of success, Ciryl Gane
bad news for tom honestly, he should be looking to defend his belt asap and this will only delay it further, maybe they could make jailton/pablobitch and he'll fight the winner of that?
"Heavy is the price we pay for success, Ciryl, and I just paid mine" - Alexander Volkov
UFC is setting up the Jons Gane rematch by having the fights be on the same card
>Moicano vs BSDWat. I thought Moicano was supposed to be fighting Paddy
>>144596192Jon is fighting and retiring in novembergane/volkov is being pushed to december
>>144596177*flushing sounds*
>>144595928He's been in Africa putting his BWC power to working dishing out blk boy beatdowns
Imagine if he cared about MMA...
The reigning defending undisputed interim heavyweight champion of the world
if gane wasn't a bitch he'd accept pavlovich on short notice
Im at Stipe's gym and im going to see what he looks like health wise when he walks in, i'll let you guys know
Imagine if she heemed me to fucking death, I mean cared about WMMA
FACT: Finland has no fighters in the UFC
The Success: Jairzinho Rozenstruik (TKO), Alexander Romanov (TKO), Tai Tuivasa (Submission), Sergei Pavlovich (Decision).
>>144596312You gay ass motherfucker
>>144596333Finland is rightful Swedish clay so it stands to reason that bbbbrhhhffffrt *shits*
>>144596308How do you know he is coming to train on Sunday?
>>144596308Heem him so Aspinall fights Jones.
>>144596382Jon is never EVER fighting Tom no matter the circumstances
>>144596377Theyre often here on sundays during camp because they have the whole place to themselves>>144596382I talked to him breifly couple weeks ago and was going to jokingly ask him to pull out but its crazy how much more scary he is in person vs when he looks like a small hw on TV, he's like legit 6'3 and 225 lbs which is huge next to the average person
>>144596446You should ask him if he's Stipe Miocic
When Jon or Stipe get injured, Tom will now get to defend his interim title against Gane.
>>144596446Then ask him if he tapped
>>144596493Gane wouldn’t take that fight either
>>144596493That's Assuming Gane doesnt duck him and his BWC. I think last time he was "filming a movie" probably code for filming a gay porn scene when his bussy gets heemed by BWC
How good was Fedor, really?
>Mixed Martial Arts>Gender specific divisionsWhat the fuck Dana?
Gane isnt ready for Tom Aspinall's gigantic BWC yet and wants to stick to the BWCs he's used to
Filter Australia
>>144596591I am the only poster who actually creates interesting discussions. Heem would be dead if it wasnt for me
We're gonna be nice to each other today /heem/.
Ngannou and Jones were basically sabre-duelling with their BBCs when Aspinall came along with his greatsword BWC and scattered them both into the Little Dick Forest.
>>144596549Based>>144596591Cringe.
>>144596832Kek, couldnt have said it better myself
>>144596591done
hahaha hes talking about penises again oh man that never gets old
>>144596898Let me guess, you're an insecure blk boy?
Let's bring the subject matter back to more straight things like having a taller, stronger woman steal your gf and fucking her senseless (lesbian style), and she also competes in WMMA
The UFC kind of fucking sucks lately ngl, Dana is really shit a making fights.
>>144577003Fuck Dana
>>144596974Imavov Vs Allen. What more can you ask for?
>>144593074>being whiteLMAO dumb mayo boy
>>144592649Degenerate mick
brendan allen is a top 25 fighter all time according to a UFC elo video i just watched. this kid is badass alright put some respect on his name
>>144596940What you are describing is objectivly homosexual
We are one day closer to Bo Nickal becoming UFC champion.
>>144597132Racism is not allowed on blueboards.
>>144597161This.
>>144597160he lowkey sucks
>>144577003khamzat probably would have been champ at 170 if he didn't destroy his body with overtrainingkinda sad
>>144597160I hope so. We really need to see more. But he's doing good so far. You know it's fine when people start giving you shit for finishing a fighter in the 2nd round instead of the 1st.
>ngannou lost to this
>>144597223Yeah gubu sucks
>>144597223>KEEP YOUR HANDS UP AJme if I had been there that night
heeminder that Ngannou was getting schooled by Gane on the feet and had to resort to lay n pray
>>144597251>>144597246lmao
>>144597195You suck.
>>144597258Gane was pillow tap point fighting? Well, when doesn't he?
>>144597270He was making Franny look foolish. Also he's the good type of point fighter. He'll finish you if you be actin up.
>>144597304He's the type of point fighter to clock the back of your head a dozen times before you become disoriented
>>144597223>>144597265the best part is him sticking his tongue out and telling someone he's good in the crowdthen proceeding to get brutally heemed 10 seconds later
>>144597269ok kiddo
>>144597215We need more American champs right now. Who's a better representative of America than bo nickal. Can't call it.
>>144597341Good. He's just playing by the rules by disregarding the rules. Everyone knows you do it until the 3rd hard warning.
Sean UD'alleySean O'cuckleyShame O'malleySean "sugar" O'faggeyCHI O'torteyFraud O'robbereyHypetrain "sinking" O'galleyToilet O'flushey
Joe Pyfer knocks that Beau mofo to last week
>>144597342His awareness of self image at all times is high level
>>144596312>>144596940Her piss gotta be like 99% anavar. JFC
>>144597384Moat champs are American B>Pantoja lives and trains here and wants his son to go for the American dream>Merab lives and trains here and walks out with the American flag>Holloway is American by birth>Belal is American by birth>Pereira learned MMA here and lives & trains here>Jones is American by birth
Gane heemed Volkov without even having to fight.Next stop. Asspissnal
>>144597258in his next fight francis ngannou knocked the lineal heavyweight boxing champion on his ass. there are levels to this game and when you talk about the highest level that uppermost echelon you're really talking about one man and that man's name is ciryl gane
>>144597223>>144597265
is Topuria Spanish or Georgian in his heart? his feisty quick-tempered hot-blooded attitude seems very Spanish
OHHHHH
>>144597444None of those are real Americans. Bo Nickal is a true blue American. I would also be okay with Joe pyfer.
>>144597599>YOUR GUARD AJ YOUR GU-ACK
gane? yeah, i could take him.
>>144597599>>144597265>>144597223Crazy how he made toe to toe the exact same mistakes Ngannou made and got flatlined in the same comical way
>>144597615What are you talking about, they're all real Americans. If you mean none of them are "white," having a white champ changes nothing about your own life. Also Bo Nickal's boxing coach is a Muslim named Mustafa and Pyfer hangs out with black people all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4BV7Kaknrs&ab_channel=RedlightVEVO
Bo "BWC" Nickal https://www.youtube.com/shorts/brKgucnvcR0professional blk boy heemer
>>144597440I'll keep you posted
hello brazzas
>>144598070salaam brutha
>>144555931wdym
>>144597789Only white people and black people can be American. I'm not talking about people that immigrated here 20 years ago I'm talking about crackers and bucks. That's America.
>Guten tag bratan!
>>144598248What about the Heya Hoya mother fuckers
>>144598248does this mean you are cheering for joaquin buckley to run the 170 lb division
>>144598198cute
https://youtu.be/EMQBqKINUzY?si=GRQmQXwxXnK2km6W
>>144598261Guten tag Madame!
Is it possible to win by fluke twice? I really wanted to believe Grasso was better because I hate Valentina
And I'd give up forever to wear you'Cause I know that you feel me somehowYou're the closest to heaven that I'll ever beAnd I don't wanna go to prelims right nowAnd all I can taste is this momentAnd all I can breathe is Senor WhiteAnd sooner or later, it's overI just don't wanna miss you tonightAND I DON'T WANT CAZOIDS TO SEE ME'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'D UNDERSTANDWHEN EVERYTHING'S MADE TO BE BROKENI JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I WAS CHAMP
>>144598516Shev was just retarded, she had an easy path to victory but she didn't go for it.She won round 2 and 3 of their first fight by wrestlefucking Grasso, but refused to do it the entire time in the first two fight, which lead to her giving away big moments with dumb shit like spinning or wmma throws.
deathjitsu
>>144598516Aljo fluked a championship run so anything is possible. Grasso was never better, she was losing the first until Shev fucked up badly and got gifted the second quite blatantly
>>144598808
>>144598326That'd be great. Buckley is American and an exciting fighter. He may not like white people, but his ancestors have clearly been here for a long time so we do consider him American.
>>144598280Buddy these people sit around drinking gasoline and smoking drywall all day. Fuck em their lucky we didn't slaughter them all.
>>144598891>smoking drywall?
>>144598808Say sike right now.
new rule: you're not american unless you've been here for at least 5 years and refuse to speak enlgish
>>144598808who did he duck this time
>>144598941Yes very cheap crack/meth is cut with drywall.
I loathe perfection. If something is perfect, then there is nothing left.
>>144598368very!
>>144599042thats fucked up
>>144599181Not my problem.+
Eggs and sardines for breakfast yeah I'm thinking Sunday funday
Alexa is still the champion in my heart!
I had two bowls of oatmeal with chopped almonds and grapes topped off with a drizzle of organic honey. Real heemer food baby
76 days until Gane fights
Smif
>>144599778This guy fucks.
I ate a quarter gram of methamphetamine for breakfast.
>>144597914worst striking in the ufc by some distance
Post conors reaction to the box heem last night
gane remains the most feared fighter on the roster
>>144599920only a quarter?
what do you feel about HW wmma
Requesting the video of petr yan moonwalking in fresh blue tracksuit.
>>144600256
>>144593896>>but you cant eye poke with that bitch, so id say its the better glovesThis is how I know you're a faggot cazzie and didn't even watch pride. Le youtube edit's im assuming?
>>144595894I mentioned that half of 308 is fake fights
Gane beats his opponent outside the cage, so he doesn't have to step into the cage. Be Gane. Escape the matrix.
>adesanya choked out >Anthony Joshua KOd "Nigerians" collecting L's this year
Ciryl Gagne.
>>144595894>>144595942>>144600789This is the best "big" fight to sacrifice. We already saw it once and it wasn't even close to competitive. Volkov is probably a little better today but no one is beating Gane through striking outside of a lucky shot. Gane should be fighting Jailton Almeida or Blaydes.
>>144591568It turns out that all martial artists including boxers are bad at boxing
THE REIGNINGDEFENDINGDIIIIISPUTEDHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLDJONBOOOOOOOOONESJONES
>>144599778Oatmeal and honey is a classic. Don't know about grapes in it though.
ciryl gane will now face shamil gaziev at UFC 308
>>144601312Shh, don't remind the bong interim titles go away when the Undisputed Champion returns to the division.Former Interim Heavyweight title holder Tommy Aspie, kek>>144600989
>>144595942uh ohhhhhhhhhhvolkie tried to pull out but GODne said no.
>>144601528wait.... Gane beat the bricks off of bigback-tattoo era Volkov???? On the feet??? That's impressive. Usually strikers need to panic shoot takedowns against Volkov to win.
>>144601312>DEFENDING
>>144601478What happened to Rob title when GSP vacated?
Ciryl Gane shot 4 takedowns against Volkov while Volkov shot for 0, Volkov objectively won on the feet otherwise Ciryl wouldn't be shooting.
>>144600603meg was so hot before she got fat. she'd be the ideal slampig if she lost like 30lbs
>noooooo pls mister ganovich!!!!!
Ilya Topuria and Inoue Naoya are the only good boxers
shitryl is the only guy in the top 10 of HW to go life and death with Tuisharta. Really the only guy to not make him look like the bum he is and finish him in 1.
>>144601951begs the question just how good is bryce thugnasty mitchell
Franceats Nggapoo
>>144602107Gane was just practicing getting flushed and decided it wasn't for himlife is all about experiences
why is Ilia a nightmare match up for Max?
>>144602128He's good
>>144602218max lost to volk thricely and ilia heemed volk... duh.
>>144602218ilia is the varsity boxer whereas max is just a freshman
>poosharton is ducking this
>>144602218Max was dropped by pillowfists Gaethje, Topurai's hands are hard like a really hard pillow made of rock
>>144602382Fortunately rakic will save pereira the embarrassment by flushing ankalaev out of the title picture
>>144601478>>144601748Yeah chael says this every episode and podcast appearance "When the champ returns! The belt goes guys! Tom will have to win again!">Whittaker became interim champ while Bisping was injured>Bisping fought GSP and Rob remained interim champ>Cameras focused on Rob's reactions to the fight and zoomed in on rob when GSP began his post fight interview, building this to be the next fight but then GSP retired>At the presser Dana promoted Rob to undisputed MW champ>Rob gets injured >They let him keep the title and create another interim title for Jizzy vs Gastelum>Rob vs Jizzy was unification
TITLE SHOT NOW
>>144601415I always throw a little fruit in there; grapes, apple, banana all work.
Ankalaev vs Walker III
>>144602592raisins, apples, banana... sure. putting grapes in oatmeal is something a robot human would do. what's next, watermelon in your oatmeal? freak.
>>144602218He has good hands and knows how to mix in wrestling in which he is also good too
>>144602692by rights they are 1-1. it is a trilogy that we have to see.
ank getting robbed led to jamahawl being a champion
topuria has the power of arnold allen and the chin of edson barboza
UFC Fight Night: Tybura & Walker vs Spivac & Ankalaev Tag Team BMF Championship
>>144602730lol I like the combination. I'm out on watermelon in oatmeal though.Joe Rogan always says "freak" as a compliment so thank you, leafbro!
>>144603015Jan was robbed
>>144603036We fucking watch that crap here
The DRAMA really do be HEATING up! Tea bein SPILT! CLAP BACKS and SLAMS for EVERYONE. But wuz it le wholesome chungus respek?! or DISRESPEK!? >:( Lemme know YOUR thoughts down in the comments below.
The left hook will be there for Max Holloway
>>144603268everything goob does is headline news
>>144603268I don't know how to feel about this because there are no emojis
>>144603268I'm looking forward to reading the 70 comments about mcgregor being on epic coke
Thoughts on MMA reporter Nina Drama?
>>144603783I reckon she should be killed
>>144597223>>144597265>>144597509>>144597599Kek gooby
>>144603783She will grow up one day and realize how pathetic this is
>>144603268>"Colby never finishes">NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
>>144603783nina tunisia is enable by her cuck beaner boyfriend, daner, and every other simp lusting after her. i can't expect a whore to to stop acting like a dumb whore.
>>144603783>reporterpretty sure she is just an attractive ethnic woman with a youtube channel
>>144603873She will die of cock overdose before that
>>144603783Why are booba so powerful
>>144603783>>144604005>attractive dunno about that
>>144603268THE lil pump
>>144603873She's 35 years old
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNudpy21v3E>IT'S HAPPENINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNudpy21v3E>BRAVE 87 IS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNudpy21v3E
>>144604090i have very low standards Morocco-bro so im not gonna fight you on that
>>144604317
>>144604317LMAOO What the fuck happened to Brave's cage? Why's it so small now?
>>144604317Is mokaev fighting
>>144604429That's right. Only on Brave FC.
>>144603783Whore
>>144603783revolting. I’d much rather kiss Irene Aldana with a hundred cuts and bruises, even all butchered up she is prettier and more womanly than this joke of a person I forgot her name while writing this the „funny“ quirky one in the post I’m replying to, well whatever her name is I hate the way she carries herself and I hate the normie coomers that eat this shit up. I hate mma fans. I hate the entire demonized world and all the people consumed by it.
Isn't roiding legal in Brave?
>>144603783Yeah. Some.
>>144604507Damn
>>144604627It's okay. We welcome gays here.
>>144604686it takes a gay man to find Nina Drama hot. No, gay is the wrong word. It takes a fucking faggot that needs to be put down
i would do this
>>144603783She's a fed
>>144598516When shev retires or is no longer champ is when grasso will comeback
how can these dudes be on roids and training twice a day every day and still be in the same fucking shape as me kek. nigga I don't even have love handles like these doos.
Thoughts on black americans?
14-8 top 15 ufc lightweight Jalin Turner
Planet of the Apes, or as I like to call it The Chandler Household
>>144604826And lose the winning contest
>>144604823Sure buddy. Y-you do you. Jerking off to making out with irene is fine by me. No judgements here...
>>144604953I’m not falling for this again i just cans back from a month long ban
>>144605059If you wouldn't you're gay
>>144604993The deepest most INSANE marquee division in the UFC btw
>>144604153physically, yes
>>144605059Would to be honest
if you wouldn't creampie Aldana's forehead pussy you are a certified FAGGOT
what we playing boys?
>>144604317ourboy is fighting some random bumi hope he loses tho, imagine being born in a first world european country, training your whole life there only to represent some non-country in the middle of africa
Ben wah saunt denny.
>>144590596Benis Senis Denis
>>144605165
>>144605059why do you assume I jerk off to pictures of her? Pathetic faggot stop thinking about my giant penis
>>144605165I don’t know. I finished Bully on PS2 like 2 days ago. Played a bit of Silent Hill 3 today but it’s a drag so I read a book instead
>>144605165the maiden rape assault violent semen inferno
Finna bouta filter the germ once and for all.
The left hook feint to imanari roll, to outside heel hook will be there for Max
>>144603783
they tried to bury himbut it turned out he was a seed
>>144605508can’t take the heat lil nigga
>>144605511The good timeline whre Topooria didn't fluke a win over Ryan Hall
>>144605168No he's Moroccan. And he will heem.
>>144605654youtube chat is filled with shitters like you kek
>>144605604I AM THE HEAT BABAY
>>144577003Kay hansen has a podcast where she interviews random guys and then sucks their dicks in the uncensored version.
>>144605758OOOAAAAAAH
>>144592297>making calendars nowlmao. i knew you were my son
>>144605695Huh? I'm just saying he's not ethnically Dutch. Both his parents are Muslims from Taza Morocco. He was
krautbro i fell asleep watching the basho last night ooh won? red team or blue?
>>144604429>There are SEVEN flyweights on the Brave FC roster, COUNTING Mokaev. >The last time a flyweight fighter fought was 6 months ago, at a catchweight bout against a 165lber >Last real FW fight was in 2023Mokaev is fucked
>>144606010Blue team won the cup, but lost the victory lap.
eugh this thread stinks
>>144605912wut? i basically just copy pasted so the lads could see what was on during next week
another AJ fight against a british bum vs the greatest sporting event ever held no contest ufc has become boxing
NINJA HEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
>>144606170based
supwe watching something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drmfOYtRiMw>Sean Strickland will be here next week>They're in fuck off nowhere innawoods>A rapist>And someone who was raped oncePoatan is gonna snuggle with a struggle with Strickland.
wtf heem said nina was ugly
>>144606172>>144606217literally my son
>>144606379Why the fuck does dana keep this slag around
Someone will start a team mma league called GFL in 2025 and they will have a draft. Is Tanner Boser first round material?
>>144606355i watch heems I don't care who rapes who in their downtime tbqhfam
seriously what the fuck is that smell?
>>144606379what's the appeal here? she's 40 with medium natural sag bags, ambiguous facial ethnic traits, no ass, is hired by the ufc to make cringe tiktok content. i dont get it. you can just tell those tits drop immediately when they're not supported. no shape at all. understandable since she's 40 but i jsut dont get it
NABIL FINNA HEEM >>144604317FIGHT ABOUT TO START
>>144606482tannar the hoser boser is 1st pick material
>>144606525afghan brazza gonna boogyar
>>144606430im assuming youre a namefag, i got that queer shit filtered
Moroccan Mike Tyson bros....
>>144606521>>144606597Paternity test just came back everybody. This is my son. Im not a proud dad but I accept my son
To think... Max Holloway only draws breath because Justin Gaethje showed him almost infinite mercy when he let him walk out of that ring with his head still attached.... Truly a magnanimous indivaidual....
>>144606583Isn't Afghanistan the Haram police? They just banned MMA in Afghanistan because striking the face is haram. Yet this guy has a bunch of tattoos. The new Afghan DWCS guy who Hunter gifted a contract has neck tattoos and barely speaks english. Do these guys go to jail if they go back home?
im watching an nfl game and megan olivi is the sideline reporter
>>144606778Dunno. Maybe they let him slide because he is cool.
>>144606481It seems like nina can genuinely enjoy and enthusiastically participate in any activity that fulfills her need for attention. you could use that fact to find why someone like dana might keep her around.
who are these whores screaming in the backgroundand why was this nabil faggot not going for a gilli>>144605654Get fucked retard>>144605998He can be ethnically moroccan all he wants, if he was born here he'd be cleaning my boots for 5dh
Chama/Bones threesome?
>>144607228her beaner boyfriend filming btw
alex standing vs on paper smith. that's the fight you make
How many fallow up shots would Josh have needed to permaheem Bryce
>>144607316OHHHHHHH UNBELIEVABLE! A LIGHTWEIGHT HEEMED A FLYWEIGHT! SHOCKING!!!! WHAT A TOUGH GUY!>>144607156You wouldn't say that to he face tho
>>144607156you just know what this poster looks like
>>144606523boobies
why doesn't he just retire?
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>144603783I really want her to get Cancer
>>144607280
post heems that made you think he killed him/sent him in a coma
>>144604823I'm with you in that, today we stand in solidarity. These mindless losers have enabled this woman a fulfilling and perfect for literally no good reason. It's a crime against humanity.
>>144607682i actually look like nabil but taller, unfortunately
>>144604826Ok Israel, go back to Australia now, nobody wants to around
>>144608153karma comes around playboy
>>144608500Not sure if that was for me or her
>>144608318>Tank you for carrying him brazza Fury. We git liddle bit extra mileage from these cans now brazza.
>>144608552remember what you wished on her (and probably others because you sound like a complete miserable cunt) if you ever become seriously ill
>>144590350They say it in boxing too, doesn't really make much sense, I bet Anika doesn't even know what it means, hes a robot boy
>>144608626dork
>>144608626Oh you're Buddhist are you? I always imagined you as some regular America white guy
>>144608701i'm a dork because i think you're a fucking loser if you wish illness on people. this is your brain on terminal 4chan and without social development>>144608746nope. good luck though
Okay the brave fight is good again bros you can come back
>>144590350>>144608673makes sense if you aren't a brainlet cazzie
>>144608318It was glorious.
>what goes around....le comes around
>>144608811francis sacrificed his son for this
>>144608600>ngubu thinks he's hot shit >gets flatlined to hype up Fury AJ>Fury can't beat Usyk>AJ fumblesit just gets better and better >>144608811they gave him performance and fight of the night, they should've given him ko of the night too, unironically worth of almost a million in bonus
If Ngannou is such a bum how did he beat the shit out of Gane?
>>144609118I don't know after how long it counts as coma but they did drag him out in a stretcher and had to plate his jaw
bros my grandparents unironically left my family about $2.5m in assets, most of which we are liquidating. how much do you think it would cost to buy 4chan for real?
>>144608775Oh you're not? But you wouldn't just pick something from a religion to believe in like some kind of teenage girl would you? Because that would be really weird.How does it work anyway, so they give you a date, or just a rough timeframe?
a shame that Ngannou wnt into boxing right as he was getting good at MMA.
>>144609191you could have a hundred times that and you wouldn't be able to buy it, this site is an asset of your government. as much as (((your))) is yours of course
>>144608801Explain then
>>144609283imagine the lack of self-awareness to say anyone else is weird while wishing cancer on people and making fun about francis's infant son who passed away. you deserve to have your face broken. if something ever happens to you, you'll deserve no sympathy. you're the biggest loser on this general and that's saying something when you have pedos and schizos running the asylum
>>144590350>>144608673>>144608801>Cazzies comin in hot... an->OHHHHHHHHHH SPAMMY WITH THE BRVTAL DOUBLE HEEM
>>144609148merab did more damage to omalley than gungu did to gayne
>>144608318
>>144590596Bilal Sidi Djamal
>>144609331no
>>144609593The cord might not like it but Sean won.
>>144609381>making fun about francis's infant sonthat was me thoughshouldn't have sacrificed his son for fortune and fame if he didn't want me to make fun of him
>>144609577Ooooh your boyfriend really got me good. Ouchiee
>>144609638OHHHHHH BRUTAL GROUNDED KNEE FROM THE REFEREE
>>144593074Fedor is a finno ugric churka mutt
race obsessed algerian poofter has come to brighten up the thread
>>144593322HWThose ass and tits are heavy
>>144609653I like to pretend to know stuff too hehe
>I'M GONNA BE BIGGER THAN MCGREGOR I'M THE BIGGEST UFC STA- AAACKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>144609767
>>144596582>>144596549Gane is half french/white
>>144609843>half french/whitelmfao
>>144609381Weird or indecent? Learn our language PLEASE, ok? I won't understand you properly otherwise. And when the hell did I talk about Francis's Son? You are psychotic
>>144609830Conor lost to dude weed junior which is far worst.
>>144609674Why are you answering for me you fucking rodent?
>>144609930christ you're just as retarded as he is
>>144609331It started in boxing as a play on words saying and something for commentators to debate and fill dead air before the fight starts. The idea that the in a game of inches, does the height and reach advantage tell us (a tale) who is likely to win?. Also a play on the 'tail end' of the tape (a few inches) can tell the 'tale' of who will win the fight.
>>144609830how did o'malley get taken down by merab so easily and even fail to get up? merab is specifically known for not being able to hold people down and relying on activity to take them down over and over to exhaust them. o'malley couldn't even get up. this dude made it to the championship of one of the most stacked divisions. just before this he was able to do a lot better against sterling. he also trains with augusto mendes who is a very legit black belt. how did he manage to have his ground game exposed so embarrassingly? he looked like a DWTNCS prospect who needs to go back to the regionals getting held down by a guy who gatekeeps the top 30
They poisoned Francis
>>144609901Shut the fuck up. Ferme ta sale bouche. The latter half of your post is based but the first part? FUCK you pal.
>>144609930>>144609674AHAHAHAHAHA THE BRITS ARE ALREADY IN SHAMBLES TODAY
>>144609957No I just don't want to be labelled as someone who makes fun of someone's son dying. I'm not part of your loser gang
>>144606355The two best strikers in the UFC train together because they are friends
>>144609961>this dude made it to the championship of one of the most stacked divisionsbanthamweight became a contest for who robbed Yan the most for Sean to win the belt
>>144610014actual dribbling retard
>>144610014I'm taking you back
>>144609959Thanks, there's more to it than I though. There's no way those other faggots knew the real meaning but they acted so big and proud. Embarrassing >>144608801
>>144610112This was a coded message. Dana was giving the fixed results to an unknown party on who to place the bets on.
>>144610129retard
>>144608811Sweden been really FUCKING silent since this dropped hmm
>>144609957Oh sorry I just re read it, I was totally wrong. You're still a loser organism for making stupid jokes like that
>>144609895obviously both, little man. just because you're weird and indecent doesn't mean you're also not a pussy. just because you're all 3 doesn't mean you're not a dead end. but i can see why you post shit like this. you're a smoothbrain who doesn't have much going on based on this unironic attempt at a gotcha. anyway no more (You)s. good luck out there
>>144609961>how did o'malley get taken down by merab so easilyO'Malley's takedown defense was crazy overrated after the Aljo fight. Aljo's takedowns have never been that great and he barely tried it, his gameplan was mostly to drain O'Malley with clinching and then he sperged out and rushed in with overhands for no reason. In comparison, Merab's takedowns are genuinely elite. His entrees are very hard to predict, he's very consistent with switching up his finishes, and he's usually in an unpunishable position if he ends up failing a takedown.>and even fail to get up?O'Malley's approach on the ground is very very backwards. He was going for butterflies for literally no reason. Yan also kept him down easily
Man, imagine having sex with a wmma fighter
>the TALE of the TAPEWhat could they possibly have meant by this?
FPI was cgi before cgi minus the pit 1 cgi2 FPI3 quintet. Ibjjf4 adcc
Was it worth it /heem/?
>>144610129Wait, what the hell did you think it meant? This is like entry level adult reading comprehension type of word play. Hap and Ace's cousins in the hood stumblin around on sizzurp understood it the first time they heard it.
>>144610238nah he injured and cortisone shots that made him numb so doesn't really count as shit as that is to admit. umar is going to obliterate merab and sadly, ali abdelaziz said umar will give omalley an immediate title shot after he wins regardless of omalley losing. again im just the messenger dont get mad at me
>bantamweight>stackedbruh
>>144610392this is old af
>>144610392>has to go outside the top 10brazza...
>>144610392gritty beaners are a staple of the victimweight divisions. it's only bad if they are all on top - then you know the division should be cut.
>>144610317I never gave it any thought at all, I just assumed it was Tape as in cassette tape
>>144609961>merab is specifically known for not being able to hold people down and relying on activity to take them down over and over to exhaust themagainst good defensive wrestlers, Suga is a significanty worst grappler than Cejudo, Yan and Aldo
I still can't believe that Dana allowed this
No but the bottom 5 is bad tho -- every division in the UFC
>>144610269You see it's because the tale tells (a tale) what the tape (of the measuring kind) has measured (height, reach, weight, age). It's a bit of a subtle joke
Where does Tony rank right now in the UFC?
You know I don't believe in karma per se but all of these pundits flippantly saying that shartlil is a "free win" for poopootan is precisely why he will heem.
>>144609961>this dude made it to the championship of one of the most stacked divisionsBy being artificially pushed to the top>just before this he was able to do a lot better against sterlingwho didn't approach Sean the same way as Merab at all>he also trains with augusto mendes who is a very legit black belthe tried some meme jistu off his back, not an alternative to good wrestling>he looked like a DWTNCS prospect who needs to go back to the regionalsHe did much better against Merab than Yan even with worst takedown defence
The tale of the sex tape
>>144610233Two more you's please. It still doesn't make sense, insulting someone means you're being weird! I'll let you off though because you're not too smart and it's nothing I care to spend time on. Tell me what you've got going on?
the tail of the taint
>>144610607
>>144610548I don't think he's ranked anymore
>>144610638Dude looks like he sucks penis
>>144610392All good fighters
>>144610653bit like Canada
>>144609961He was injured.
>>144610684Yeah like that
>>144610684send me location of paki fighta brazza send location brazza london, islamabad i don care brazza
>>144610684We have a ranked fighter and HER, yes HER name is Jasmine.
Black pussy
>>144610791Gillian Robertson erasure
>>144610837But enough about the sicilians
and new>>144610863>>144610863>>144610863
>>144610843Oh, turns out we have 2 ranked fighters and they're both fucking FEMALE. Powerful
The tale of The Raped
>>144610898The Sean Strickland Story
>>144609961BJJ=/=wrestlingDon't know how people keep making this mistake in present year.
>>144610684Nobody here can afford gym dyes, Nigel. Everyone is fucking broke.
