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preseason: underway
bulju: awakened
/hoc/: so back
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Stars and Blues looking beer league af right now
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bud1
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Gary Bettman is a boorish womanizer that is bilking the owners for free vacations around the world and treats them like his personal piggy bank.
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Where are all the Panthers fans this thread?
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>>144579654
>>144581411
yeah maybe he's still doing lifting and running but he's forgotten his eating less reps
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>>144581373
>bud penguin helmet ad
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>>144581429
hey look its the cree poster IRL!
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An assist is an assist. You can't say it's only a secondary.
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/playoffsbound/
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St. Louis Goons
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>Hockey is back
>/hoc/ barely shows up
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>PPG Paints Arena
>Home of Bulju, the wall candy eater
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NOT watching victory+ until they do something to earn that name. the service should be called "dogshit losers+"
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>>144581554
So much yet nothing is happening in the game I’m watching it demands focus
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>144581524
MORE LIKE AIDS BOUND DO YOU FUCK MEN ON YOUR TEAM YOU FAGGOT ASS RETARD LOL
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>>144581566
Good goy Gary’s pockets thank you
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I do need a new matress
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Wow are reffies going this hard in both games? 3 penalties like halfway through the first in stars/blues
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this is the year
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>>144581615
I just got one would you like a sincere recommendation? Get a magniflex ideally a magnicool it’s the best mattress I’ve ever owned.
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>>144581672
shut the fuck up tard
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>>144581655
then i turned off my xbox and went to bed
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>>144581672
I've already put it off longer than I should have

>>144581693
nah, I appreciate the suggestion.
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>>144581693
Whoa hey now
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>>144581373
Based buji
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>Hockey just started
>Canadians already showing their true colors
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So the nucks start the season without their top goalie. What did we ever do to piss off Gary so badly?
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>Stars and Blues already fighting
Good game
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>>144581807
How the hell can you still be recovering from being a bitch last season? Like get over it dude KWAB
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whats Bananaland?
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>>144581807
Offer sheet Swayman
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>>144581832
Stop doing cocaine.
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>$600 for a sweatshop free jersey
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>>144581852
Tra-la-la, la-la-la-la
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>Bichsel
>"Bish-shull"
IT'S "BICK-SULL"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I’ve honestly lost a lot of respect for the Flames organization over this.

The constant stream of gambling ads is the worst thing to ever happen to the NHL. I’m uncomfortable watching the TV broadcasts with my son. “Hey, hockey is great, but remember, ignore the constant stream of socially corrosive behaviour they’re promoting at every puck drop.”

I’ve watched a lot less hockey the last two years specifically because of the gambling ads. And hoping that they’ll come back around at some point.

Looks like the Flames have chosen to lean into it even harder.

This really sucks.
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>>144581655
Sorry, it's bitch-sull
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>>144582008
He’s better than I expected. Desmith too
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He gets 120 points this season.
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For me, it's the Boston Bruins (I like all Boston teams) and the Calgary Flames (Iginla was my first idol and some player who played for my hometown team played a season in their system including like 5 NHL games)
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>Familiar sights, sounds and smells in the KeyBank Center
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My Bussi hurts
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>>144582034
Smart redditor
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You now what no one ever says? Too few black people.
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>>144582094
>Iginla was my first idol
but Hans, he's a neger...
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>>144582094
>(I like all Boston teams)
I applaud your parents for still raising you after they dropped you on your head
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>>144582099
bedard why aren't you at training camp
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>>144582093
and -62
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>>144582093
And he'll get 160 when the league is 34 teams.
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i'm fully aware how retarded this question is, whos the frog god damnit?
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>>144582116
I wasn't racist until I started playing League of Legends in 2015 and Ekko was released.

>>144582128
in the last 31 years, german and canadian teams have won the same amount of stanley cups
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Dallas is doing a diamond pk formation now and it worked twice in a row. Progress
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>>144582229
and in the last hundred years canada and germany were involved in two world wars
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>>144582093
My GM's gonna see this and give Philipp Kurashev eight years
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>>144582153
His name is Pepe, Pepe the Frog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8
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>>144582229
>in the last 31 years, german and canadian teams have won the same amount of stanley cups
lmao
leafs raked yet again
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>>144582257
nooo, the friggen intermission commentator (buffalo). I cant for the life of me remember his name.
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>>144582229
>>144582265
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Who here /whl/???
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>>144582299
Biron?
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>>144582299
marty biron?
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here we go now
here we go now
here we go now
here we go now
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Holy based even Germany is a flames chad. This place just keeps getting btfoed by us.
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>>144582257
need her bad(18+)
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>>144582324
>>144582329
holy christ. thank you. if I wasnt sitting alone i'd be far more embarrassed.
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>>144582320
Finna gets some tickets to games against Medicine Hat to see McKenna
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>>144582320
Gonna be on the road but I'll be listening on the radio
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>>144582333
>333
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>>144582406
i thought mounties wore this
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hooo boy pens
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The Sabres look... Decent?
Like they are actually working as a team?

Lindy what did you do. How many times did you whip them?
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>>144582462
My islanders
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wtf buffalo
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>>144581492
ᑖᓂᓯ
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Why isn't Crosby playing? I thought he liked playing hockey.
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>>144581415
>bilking the owners
They deserve each other.
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>>144582333
A simpler time, a better time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHBr7FwmsJM
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>>144582457
i-i-it's just p-preseason...
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>>144582507
preseason cope is my favorite flavor
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>>144582507
holy shit. i turned it off for half a fucking a second....I dont, i cant
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>>144582364
Good idea I'm going to do the same
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>>144582462
its preseason. put no stock into these games.
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What is the little cannon by the time for? It turns into a zamboni during intermission
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>>144582539
If anything it just gives us a preview of how much refs plan to interfere in the coming season
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>>144582539
see >>144582516
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>>144582516
>PRESEASON TOTALLLY COUNTS GUYS
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>>144582589
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>>144582539
Sir, I haven't seen the Sabres in the playoffs since I was a teenager in highschool.
Let me have some of that hopium for now. I know they'll collapse in November.
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>>144582495
It's so weird not seeing Owen Nolan in the hideous silver and teal Sharks jerseys on that cover
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I'm going to order McDelivery for the Jets Wild game.
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>>144582605
I know but at the same time, I want to see them in an actual game. UPL is still a very underrated goalie but can the defense please be more than Rasmus Dahlin playing Atlas?
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>>144582625
don't give your money to big Slop, go to the grocery store man
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>>144582605
Zoomer
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>>144582625
how much chug gibs /aren't/ spent on liquor and drugs and cigarettes and fast food?
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LOL THE GUINS ARE SHIT THIS SEASON LOSING 6-2 TO THE SABRES HOW EMBARASSING
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/hoc/? More like /homo/
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>>144582702
Get a job.
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>>144582702
I know. We're awesome that way.
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>>144582693
oops sorry 6-1
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>>144582589
cope
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>>144582719
see >>144582589
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Preseason only counts when the home team loses
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Lol this game is meaningless for the penguins their best players aren’t even playing you utter fucking morons.
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>>144582747
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>>144582747
>canadian pens fan
grim
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I was told that Kyle Dubas was good?
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Yeah barring any major fuck ups I’m thinking Bichsel actually makes the roster this year. He’s real good at bullying players off the puck and regaining possession.
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>>144582765
Should be on the roster over Lybushkin or Dumba. Might just be an easy choice for the Stors front office if he keeps that up
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>>144582789
Really pounded that sentiment home with the fucking clown hats and goofy faces for media day
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>>144582763
This is the line up vs buffalos main team
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>>144582740
my favorite flavor of cope
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>>144582848
>buffalo can only score 6 goals against this

yikes
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>>144582797
Dumba has actually been okay this game but I’m skeptical. Obviously if he replaced anyone it would be probably Nils simply because DeBoer doesn’t trust him
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>>144582257
I wish I could remember what led me to watching the first Pupina video I first saw. I was in love with this girl's comedy back in 2016.
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I hope the players are safe from this monster.

Please, pray for them!
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I'm gonna break into that 1999 Flavor of Hopium if the Sabres somehow carry this level of play into the actual season.
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Stars and Blues literally cannot stop fighting
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>>144582954
Not a story I would expect to see
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Stankoven has generated every single scoring chance in this game lol
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>>144582796
I wouldn’t buy a $500 jersey even if we’re signed
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>>144582956
I like the team's image better because it invites the possibility of him being the prostitute
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>>144582796
KEK
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>>144582956
We all know you’re a big supporter of sex work you fucking gay fag.
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Hey French leafs? How do you pronounce the last name
>Hrykowian?
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>>144583153
No? I'm against degeneracy.
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>>144581418
They threw BEANS at him?!?
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>>144583153
Sex work is real work. Unironically. Oldest profession next to farming
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DALLAS
>STARS
>DALLAS
>STARS
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wow fucking finally
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>>144583308
>stors
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jesus, this bitchel kid sucks ass really living up to his name hahahaha
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>>144583402
who?
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Damn that last flurry from Dallas was kino.
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>>144583308
Reminder that Vinnie Paul realized the dallas stars were a gay retard team so he defected to the golden knights and has a knights logo on his tombstone RIP VINNIE!!!!!!!!
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>>144582973
they're playing their starters against some sort of Team Bulju
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>>144583402
>>144583456
>copey ALREADY in shambles
You love to fucking see it
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>>144583477
Has been the last couple of days

2024

Cup champs

KWAB

:^)
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>>144583456
Nobody even remembers what the Vegas goal song is because it’s been so long since we heard it last
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>>144583513
https://youtu.be/pgl_Goh8pPE?si=f0oAH7G4m6yJiFX_
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>>144582796
JEN
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>>144583477
>a one goal lead in a preseason game is his cup
KWAB
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>>144582796
LOL
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>>144583402
Are you slow or something? He has stolen the puck back from the other team every time they get it. Because of him alone blues haven’t even had a chance to set up once in Dallas’ zone tonight. Hate the team all you want but he’s a proper defender.
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>>144583565
>if you lose you win
loser mentality

2024

Cup champs

KWAB

:^)
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>>144583513
Our goal song sucks ass it’s by panic at the disco kwab. I was at their first show ever in ‘05 bc my buddy at the time’s band was opening it was at a lil venue attached to a Christian music shop
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>>144583560
Didn’t click it
>>144583565
One goal gave you ptsd about the night Dallas raped you
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the Florida Panthers won the 2024 Stanley Cup
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>>144583604
Most undeserving cup champions ever, should've been the Oilers.
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>>144583599
House of memories would be the perfect goal song is it that one
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>>144583604
indubitably
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>>144583623
>should've been the Oilers.
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>>144583629
I think it’s called “Vegas lights”
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>>144583656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wHNHLeRX3s
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>>144583656
See that’s tryhard but house of memories hits perfectly for the occasion
>Baby, we built this house on memories
>Take my picture now, shake it 'til you see it
>And when your fantasies become your legacy
>Promise me a place in your house of memories
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Gonna play tf2 tonight but I am excited for Hockey return.
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>>144583680
One of the worst songs (albeit cover) by one of my favorite bands so still a pretty based submission
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way to get yourself dropped to the ahl in a single play
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hey check this out *gently hands the puck to the defenseman during a 2-on-1, it's not clear what sort of move i was trying to do*
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>>144583717
only shit teams today anyway
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Dallas 3 for 3 on their new pk formation
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scabies game getting chippy
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>>144583938
Hell yeah dude, Steve Spott is great at special teams, they’re really having a good showing against echlers!
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>>144583976
This is the first time they’ve ever tweaked it that’s why I’m interested
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>>144583623
The most undeserving cup champ was the '93 canadiens
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lmao the retard has scored twice
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a fucking hat trick

his every second on the ice is pure kino
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Hat trick for the tard
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I love /ourretard/
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>>144584108
>7-3
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>>144584108
>he’s back
Unironically based.
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Bulju is going to have a huge year
the potential is finally realized
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Guy I went to high school with made the penguins ahl team, surprised he isn't playing tonight
Guy was the biggest weirdo ever I don't know how he turned out to be such a great athlete
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>marchment injured
Cool
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bulju just made a statement
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DALLAS
>STARS
DALLAS
>STARS
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>>144584180
he has his shit together well enough to be playing for an AHL team
you're posting about him on 4chan

I think you might be the wierdo here
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>>144584180
He raped his way to the top
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>bulju on pace for a 246 goal season
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jagr already talking dubas about not wanting to miss this resurgence
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they're trying to keep our boy down
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Dumba’s not even bad wtf
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my boy bulju awakens, but goes back to sleep again because it's far too early. He just need more time.
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>>144584422
Is he wearing 55 again? I miss DUMBA55
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>>144584457
55 is Harley’s number
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>>144584422
He’s SHIT
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>7-3
>4-1
>2-1
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>>144584422
No, he's actually really bad.
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>>144584662
Just like my islanders
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Well my stars won but was there ever any doubt
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>>144584713
there's no doubt you'll continue to eat dick dylan
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>>144584765
No there’s no doubt I’ll continue to fuck my wife while my stars win and you seethe at me on the internet because you’re 5’6 brown and your team sucks.
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>>144584699
>The pre-season just started
>Canada already in shambles
How does this happen?
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why exactly is copey raging so fucking hard at the stars for merely existing
this is getting to be sub-raped-bitch-tier behavior
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>>144584930
salty as fuck from the ploffs
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>>144584837
>That Michael J Fox
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>>144584930
He was positive the Knights would be the Stars in the 1st round the the Stars humiliated him by winning. That simple.
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>>144581373
OP made me smile

AND laugh.
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BULJU HAT TRICK :DDDDDD
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So Stars were the only favorite to actually win
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>>144584803
>everyone is my bogeyman
KWAB I’ll bet your wife is fat and brown
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im going to a preseason game tomorrow :)
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>>144585222
>I’ll bet your wife looks like me
Revealing moment for you Copey. She’s thin and Scandinavian. Cry more?
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>>144585222
Stors hateboner is a Copey signifier this year
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>>144585128
bulju hat trick, 3 nose lick
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>>144585279
I just want him to get the help he needs <3
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>>144585242
>s-she's sc-scandinavian
sure thing hill billy
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>>144585324
>no KWAB
not Copey
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>>144585324
Uhoh does that trigger you brownoid? Because you’d never have a chance
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>>144585313
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>>144585346
>n-no you!!!!
kwab
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>>144585342
No it is copey still doesn’t get that hillbilly is one word because he’s a retarded little Mexican. The irony is I’m not even southern so he’s punching at ghosts.
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'tips
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>rags
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the penguins lost 7-3 but go on about pulju
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>>144581373
Saw the retard for a hat trick good for him
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>>144585368
t. embarrassingly new
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>>144584232
Facts yo
He was a great guy and all just an oddball. Used to have gym class with bro and during the yoga unit he went barefoot
Type of guy that would give ya the shirt off his back
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>>144585368
you from utah?
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https://youtu.be/PTdxPliBdZs?si=gAc6TVkne1h7mvPj
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>>144585482
Yeah
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>>144585482
Nope.
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>>144585434
You’re an illiterate retard. Cope
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>>144585497
god you're such a fag
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>>144585596
Takes one to know one.
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>win a preseason game
>wa-was if th-there was any d-doubt
Reminder that this team and their fans think consistently losing the cup is a success.
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woooo what a save
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Why are redditors so upset over a simple question?

https://www.reddit.com/r/nhl/s/HOizTIrOSZ
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>>144585622
Good thing you know yourself.
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SCAR
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>>144585645
You’re acting like a real raped bitch tonight are you doing okay?
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>>144585656
Shut up fag
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>>144585687
sounds like ya worked again per usual huh
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>>144585690
lol I love how butt hurt you got over your shitty youtube video
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>>144585645
Copey if they lost we all know you’d be shitting up the thread non stop just shut up and pray your team doesn’t lose lose to the Sharks tomorrow
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>>144585710
bud1
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>>144585718
>b-better hope y-you win a preseason game
dream big bud
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>>144585651
I think it's just canatards already coping because
>1993
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>>144585710
>sounds like ya worked again per usual huh
Is this a raped bitch’s attempt at acting unbothered? Cringy
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>>144585733
Do you still dream of that chilly Easter Sunday?
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>preseason cope
delicious
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>>144585733
Oh so you think they’ll lose too?
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>>144585770
>m-maybe if i t-try the raped b-bitch gimmick i-it'll stick
KWAB win a cup sometime bud. in this century.
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this is worse than the offseason
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>>144585788
You sound very raped rn
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Hey there, rapey
What's it like in Boise?
You were raped on a Sunday
On an evening that was so chilly
By a weaboo
Delivering that burrito led to these events
Yes it's true

Ohhh you will always be
Known as trb
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>>144585812
just like the stars for 25 years KEK
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>>144585788
I can hear your butthole bleeding thru the screen bud
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>>144585843
>posts are literally a minute apart
you're fucking mad bro kek

you should enjoy your big win!
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Fuck the reddit stars kwab
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>>144585788
still not copey, not enough line breaks
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>>144585869
wtf they have a cool dogshit green color scheme! it matches their shitty play for the past 25 years kek
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Nashville Predators LEGEND Steven Stamkos
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>>144585859
Now this might be a legit copey post. btw if it was samefag the posts would be 61 seconds apart
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>>144585830
If the stars suck that bad you’re tacitly admitting the piss knights are one of the worst in the league to get bounced by them with ease in the first round of the ploffs. They were 20 million over cap and couldn’t beat the Stars lmao
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>>144585898
>b-btw if it was s-samefag the posts would be 61 seconds apart
KWAB
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>>144585910
You should get that stutter checked out. And lrn2Copey.
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>>144585859
>>144585869
>>144585885
I love that you’ve given up on focusing on your fuck ass irrelevant team and are now all about mine. It’s basically a Stars general now.
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>>144585931
maybe on planet retard
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>>144582406
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>>144585941
No really we both know you’re so raped you can’t help but seethe and talk about my Staries. Dallas owns your soul bud.
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>>144585963
buy an ad bud
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>>144585974
You’re my ad, raped bitch. Your prolapsed brown butthole is my ad.
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>now he's strategically watching the clock so he doesn't post exactly a minute apart
>>144585989
KWAB just like this, WASWB (what a seething worked bitch)
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31 of the last 33 posts were american
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>>144586006
>now he’s crying about being raped and cyberbullied
Oh no no no no
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>>144586008
As they should be, idk why you guys even post here anymore.
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my girl ashley messier looking good this yr
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>finnish goaltending
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all i wanna do is bang bang bang bang kaching and take your money
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>>144586058
reigning olympic champions buddy
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>>144586061
>can’t even type out full sentences his butthole is so prolapsed
Copey in shambles
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Bud1
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>>144586061
This isn't bumper stumpers, faggot; use your words
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>>144586089
>g-gary pls give us the c-cup we won a preseason game!!!
KWAB
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>>144586112
That’s the thing though isn’t it? Why is your butthole so prolapsed over a preseason game? It’s because you’re a raped bitch.
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>>144586133
copey/nft and blinky/trb are different people -_-
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>>144586105
This is the hockey general, faggot; it's not relevant to your country :^)
>>144586133
>n-no you!!!
KWAB
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>>144586049
I want to win the Ashley Messier Leadership Award
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>>144586157
cut him some slack, he's new and retarded :/
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>>144586061
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER

DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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>he's fat
>he's brown
>he stutters in text
笑笑笑
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>>144586157
>>144586162
You’re all the same raped bitch to me
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>>144586186
ebin pulp fiction reference buddy
>>144586196
>he's MAD
i would be too bud 1993
>>
1933
>>
2022 (April 17)
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pierre-edouard bellemare is looking like he's going to be the avs old man of choice for this season
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>>144586231
I was here
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>>144586241
one time he bit PK Subban's finger kwab
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Don Cherry is the only man I need he should be Governor General
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>>144586241
That's too bad. I was hoping he would come home and defend the SHL championship.
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>144586309
>look how relevant i am!!!!!!!!!!
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>he goes to bed at 23:00 on a Saturday night
You can't be older than 14.
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>>144586316
Shut up dick breath
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>>144586341
someone is still upset KWAB
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>>144586301
Shel?
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>>144586350
Who are you talking to?
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>posting on 4chan at 5am on a Sunday morning
Grim
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>>144586358
based
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>>144586350
>He's furiously hitting f5 waiting for a response that he replies less than 20 seconds after I posted
KWAB
W
A
B
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>>144586380
who are you quoting retard
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\>his page doesn't update every 5 (five) seconds
KWAB indeed
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>>144586355
No, SOVL
>>144586358
I don't change my sleep schedule on my only night off during a week.
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>>144586385
Greentext isn't only for quoting, you stupid faggot retard cock jockey BITCH
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>>144586410
>paperboy
EL EM AY OOOOOO
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>>144586412
oh boy someone has had a rough day
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>>144586433
>look i spelled it out!!!!!!
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>>144586436
Yeah probably you because you couldn't suck enough cock, BITCH
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>>144586464
ya worked kwab
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>>144586410
>>144586433
>>144586459
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>>144586477
You worked your bull's schlong before he fucked your gf
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>>144586502
I drive car.
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>>144586526
XD
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>>144586526
pack it in and give it another shot tomorrow bud
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Mmm I know his son had a tournament still thinking there’s more to it tho
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>I drive car.
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>>144586548
yea dude pavfellski is going to cup chase with a penguins squad who hasn't won a playoff series in 6 years or some shit
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>>144586575
Woah, where did you find this picture of me?
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finally some good games tomorrow bro's
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They don't make GMs like they used to
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>>144586849
You'd think it was Mike Milbury who got beat into retardation with his own shoe.
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>>144586849
I completely forgot he played for Montreal and Washington
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I can't believe that not a single ahl or european team wants josh bailey
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Didn’t watch the games
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>>144587113
the stars won so dylan has gotten his stanley cup for the year
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>>144586982
I remember his a Canadien. Not as a Capital though.
>>144587097
I'm pretty sure it's him who don't want to go to Europe. I think a team like HV71 would gladly take him for the right price.

My team needs a defensive defenseman who can skate and has a good outlet pass though, and we're full on forwards.
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>>144587142
Sad
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>gary scheduled one game for for New Year’s Day
>kings vs devils
Why is Gary so afraid to compete against college football?
>>
foodbaww :DDDDD
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>>144587204
its it not an outdoor game?
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>>144587204
>>144587214
raiders and steelers play tomorrow
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football is boring and gay
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>>144587142
Rent free thanks for mentioning my team, raped bitch.
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>>144587142
>>144587175
>>144587224
>>144587239
>>144587244
Retards
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>winning a meaningless preseason game is a cup win for hill billy
cmtsu
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>>144587222
Winter classic is on New Year’s Eve
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>>144587388
oh cool I guess gary doesn't want anyone to watch it
>>
And so his tongue grew by three sizes that day.
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>>144587450
>he has a social life
lmao loser
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>>144587224
Thanks for the heads up numale
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>>144587450
Game starts at 5:0 eastern (plus Gary time)
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>>144587532
there is also 12 other games that day
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>>144587498
still tiny, tranny rampage was cancelled kwab
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I wonder if they can have an outdoor game on Planet Retard
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>>144587600
you're the mayor of it, you tell us
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>>144587595
I don’t watch wrestling you retard how many times do I have to tell you that
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>>144587279
No, he >>144587239 is absolutely right. I think I'm going to drop every hockey podcast for good if they start talking about fagegg one more time.
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>>144587640
no cody?
no milly?
no 82k?
KWAB
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>>144587649
I can't stand that. There is a billion football podcasts and analysts, but very few hockey podcasts and analysts. I don't tune in to the hockey podcasts to listen to their football opinions. Plenty of places to get that if I want it.
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>>144587621
>mayor of a planet
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no one cares what a shit fuck anime poster says
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>>144587702
Yeah, I don't ever need to hear Pierre LeBrun talk about Dallas Whateverthefucktheyare called again.
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>>144587587
So
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>>144587731
History in this general proves that so so wrong. You're just a contrarian faggot.
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oh boy another know nothing good for nothing contributes nothing anime spammer just what this thread needed
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oh boy another know nothing good for nothing contributes nothing whining spammer just what this thread needed
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I'm too hungover to fall asleep
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oh look the friendless ameritard is jumping in to defend the anime spammer who would have seen that coming
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>>144587847
i'll bet you are faggot
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live, from planet retard
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>>144587873
should've been pdb
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>>144587873
is in he alaska or is it just indiana?
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oh look the friendless canitard is jumping in to complain about not contributing to the thread who would have seen that coming
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>>144586849
Horvat makes up for the Linden bullshit
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knights play tomorrow :)
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ok bye have a nice night sitting in the thread at 2 am again waiting 45 minutes for someone to post just so you can call them a retard
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didn't ask
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I asked.
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Anyways, take care friends I'm outta here, take it easy have a good one, stay safe, see ya next time!
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trb must've gotten a lengthy ban. otherwise he's dead
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The retard is going to win the Maurice The Richard award this year
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>>144587224
this game will be /hoc/-appropriate because it will have a hockey score
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>>144588089
The longer the retard stays banned, the better this place is
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>>144588109
kek they do play each other this season, but they just both happen to be playing tomorrow in general
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>>144586618
where did he go?
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>>144588107
Be more specific, which retard?
>>
samir gets worked up so easily
>>
>>144588352
>>144588401
The canadian retard?
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>>144588089
Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now, celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time
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'chel?
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>>144582320
Wait Winnipeg doesn’t have a WHL team anymore? What the fuck?
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>>144588896
they needed people to go to their ahl and nhl team and not to their whl team so they kicked them out
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>>144588814
looks fire ong low key
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>>144588814
>this will grow our game
>>
MAKE
SOME
NOISE!
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Bulju :3
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>>144589341
https://voca.ro/13XmZu5JCfYE
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>>144581373
>>
Jesse Poopoopeepeejarvi
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>>144586049
They're all lesbian.
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go hitmen go :)
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>>144581373
>>
>pongs
>poos
>jest
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If a hoöb says it, it must be true.
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bros... I love her so much
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>>144591075
First round exit
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>>144591192
SEXO
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>>144591200
First round victory against your oilers
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>>144591200
Just like my islanders
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>>144591192
she needs correction..
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Panthers new goal horn leaked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5M9Arb_nM
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
>>
BULJU IS BACK :DDD it's always nice to see him do well
>>
knights play today
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>>144592306
So do my Sensies :)
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>>144592331
woo! :)
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I hate people who snore so much it's unreal
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>>144591815
heh...my boy buljingz just needs more time..
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happy fall bros :)
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dallas stars? more like gay retards
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bulju n laine domination finna hit different
>>
colorado avalanche? more like colgate toothpaste boys
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>>144594162
Not sure about this one chief
>>
anyone actually live in/near buffalo ny? how is it?
>>
imagine watching preseason games.

cringe
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>>144594701
Buffalo is one of the biggest shitholes on the face of the planet
I was there a couple weeks ago. never seen so many black people in my life
>>
Let’s go Sharks do something hilarious today like win in dominating fashion
>>
Did you remember the 21st night of September?
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Will this be the year of the bulju?
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Jesus it’s like Anaheim commissioned Blumhouse for their mascot design.
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>>144596020
was it as infamous as the 17th of april?
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>>144596054
That thing is going to break into my house and murder me for saying that the season will not be exciting
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I thought the first night of preseason was fun.
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>>144596268
is this preseason
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>>144596051
This is the year he awakens and helps Crosby win his 4th cup
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>>144596569
if he cant play with McDavid, how the fuck is he going to succeed with Crosby?
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>>144596688
He understands English now.
>>
>>144596688
Mcdavid a retard, how can a retard control other retards?
>>
Jesse has new legs now
>>
woke up 3 hours early :(
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but you don't got no legs, lieutenant dan
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>>144596933
Checked
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So who had the best looking prospects/ahlers last night?
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>>144597267
shit teams yesterday unfortunately nobody watched those games
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>>144597267
The buffalo sabres day one nhl roster
>>
Are today’s rosters up for Preds and Kitties yet?
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>>144593331
I'm so happy it's here :)
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>>144597267
I looked up the wild's roster last night. They had Travis Boyd and Devin Shore on the top line. The fuck are they playing two 30 year olds

Looks like the Wild made the right choice of Swedish goaltending>Finnish Goaltending
>>
>>144597729
preseason is preseason
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>>144598013
Yeah I want to see young guys trying to get a roster spot not some 31 year old from fuckin Edina seeing if there is any tread left on an underwhelming career
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>>144597626
Game 1 today
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>>144598274
Game 2
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>>144598274
>>144598320
thanks
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>>144598263
Travis Boyd aint bad, but what the hell is Devin Shore still doing?
>>
I can’t find the sharks lineup but I assume we’re gonna see smith and celebrini debut today
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>>144589111
Sorry bro, Wenatchee needed a team.
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>>144598274
>>144598320
Grim
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>laffs are so scared of my Sensies that they're putting their opening night lineup against >our farm team
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>>144598710
>laffs
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>>144596268
>>
12 days until the European opener
16 days until the North American opener
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>>144598710
The Senators are the Preseason Cup contenders.
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>>144599009
It's still the summer here.
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>>144599076
Not here I’m gonna have to shut down irrigation soon.
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>>144599076
the leaves are changing color here and it no longer gets above 70
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>>144582093
>"Bedard Mania was NOT an embarrassment!!!"
Boomer Fantasy
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>>144599446
there's only so much he can do with a shit team
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>>144599486
McDavid carried a garbage Oilers team to the playoffs all on his own
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>>144599581
He had draisaitl
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>Barkov becomes the first finnish captain to win the stanley cup
>Now Bulju gets a hat trick
Is /hoc/ prepared for the age of finnish dominance?
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Happy fall and happy first preseason krak of the year, /hoc/. :)
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>>144599486
Ray Ferarro watched him play and predicted that his CEILING was Brayden Point.
For the most hyped prospect in NHL history.
Admit it....Bedard Mania was more embarassing than Coronavirus Mania.
Just pretend you didn't fall for either one.
>>
>>144599642
Drai didn't break out until the >soilers firmly established themselves as a playoffs team
>>
Shan't be watching hockey until Gary makes it more diverse
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>>144599698
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>>144598437
you tell me
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>>144599767
I think Bedard will be discarded by the media once Celebrini pots his first couple of goals
>>
>>144599698
I was assured that was happening after laine and pulju got drafted
>>
Reminder that hill billys think that losing in the playoffs is a sign of success.
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>>144600199
>T.raped bitch
>>
>>144599698
Kakko will break the 20-goal barrier
>>
>>144600239
>upset this early in the day
KWAB
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>>144600278
But enough about you
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>>144600375
'fraid not tranny KWAB collision was cancelled
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>>144581589
Soon brother
>>
>>144600400
But enough about you
>>
oh shit he (the inbred hill billy retard) is so mad all he can do is spam repeat. imagine being worked this early in the day

KWAB
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>>144599932
SUOMI :DDDD
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>>144598515
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>>144600573
based have fun! :)
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>>144598710
>our farm team
so basically the regular roster given how shit the talent is in ottawa
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>>144600573
who the FUCK is ryan warsofsky
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>see a picture of a Dallas Star player
>have a mental breakdown and ptsd flashbacks to your rape
Sad. There are resources available for you Copey.
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>>144600573
>Dysin Mayo
Of course Grier would pick players named after racial slurs for whites
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>>144600685
based redditor *tips*
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>>144596054
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>>144600812
oh my god
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>>144599698
A fucking hat trick in the preseason in year 2016+8 is what makes buljutards think he'll be back
>>
>>144601014
Never mind the fact it came in a blowout loss
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>>144601094
>>144601094
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>>144600631
Shut the fuck up loser
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>>144601014
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>>144599698
>Barkov
>finnish
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>>144601181
>3 goals
>-2
>>
>people discussing +/- unironically
May as well talk about Lee's high school Rushing Yards



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