old >>144576705
cute
SEA: Justin Turner left Saturday’s game against the Rangers with an apparent injuryARI: Merrill Kelly left Saturday’s start against the Brewers with an apparent injuryNYM: Kodai Senga threw a scoreless inning in a rehab start for Triple-A Syracuse on SaturdayDET: Riley Greene went 3-for-4 with three runs scored, one RBI, and a walk to lead the Tigers to a 6-4 win over the Orioles on SaturdayLAD: Anthony Banda (hand) will throw a bullpen session SaturdayTB: Drew Rasmussen struck out three batters over two perfect innings to earn the save against the Blue Jays on SaturdayATL: Gio Urshela hit a two-run homer in a win over the Marlins on SaturdayCOL: Brenton Doyle is not in the starting lineup for Saturday’s game against the Dodgers
anglels
doyers
angels
Yankees.
why cant the Brewers beat the Diamondbacks
Joe Smelly kek
>>144584788I look like this
>>144584797faggotbacks are elite
REMINDER: The Royals will not make the playoffs.
>score 20 runs in a game>ZOMG WE"RE THE BEST>opponent scores 3 runs>ZOMG WE"RE TOAST
>>144584838*chokes in playoffs*lel
O'Hoppe goes 4 for 4 with 3 XBH as the Angels lose 10-2
hope sweden gets run over by a bus
>>144584817I look like this, go ohtani!
STANTONIAN
i can’t believe this. are you kidding me. eat my ass red sox
>>144584756Sovl for sure, but is it kino…
>>144584756>cloth patches used to come in cereal boxesi can't believe boomers grew up in such an era
nobody answered my question in the previous threadhas Judge hit a home run since Paw Patrol (August 29)?
>>144584916lucky fuckers
440ft bomb
>>144584863*10-3
>>144584916imagine not getting free vidya in your cereal box
>>144584928yes
Femanon here
>>144584916how many of those were used as knee patches on jeans
>>144584941Mike? like faggot mike?
>>144584928yeah, but like two or three when he was on pace to hit ten or so
but im a girl
>>144584966Mother of KEK!!!!......
>>144584965fuck my ass
cubspie has returned
what do we think of this hunter fiduciary
Sneks win
>>144585006pretty lame so far
Thank G-d for femanon
m a r i n e r s ariners
>>144584928
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
Z E S T YESTY
MOOKIE SLAPPPPPPPP!!
MOOKER bett
Mookie :)
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
Got to meet Shylily in person at Twitchcon and the Padres are winning. What a great evening so far.
MOOOKIE
Mookie bomb
my freddies :)
>>144584945>>144584863*10-4
>>144585060Fucking kill yourself zoomer scum
gayest team in the league is a dead heat between mets, dodgers and phillies
>>144585006hard to say since he's blocked by Barnes. org likes him since he's on the 40 man. probably a better hitter than Branes but who knows how valuable all the Barnes intangibles are to the team.
doyerbros.. i only went to 2 games this whole season. last year i did about 12.
Doyers
uh oh m'sbros
>>144585102gay louis?
>>144585108Not doyers but I think I went to about 15~ games this season but I'd have to count. Went to opening day this year and we're going to last game of regular season.
>>144585108Oy vey... all those unspent shekels
ASTROS WIN 10-4gg AngelsA season high 20 hits for us. Love to see the offense clicking. Depending on if the Ms win or lose, we may have a chance to clinch tomorrow.See yap tomorrow afternoon
>>144585108How early do you get to the stadium before a game? 1-2 hours? What's the best way to get there, I was told Uber'ing over there is still a pain.
>>144585091Mad that every MLB team is going to have a Hololive Night in 2025?
>>144585102what about my gapeway arsies?
>>144585130more like gayves amirite
Marinersisters...
>>144585091zoomers goin zoomie on your ass
What a miserable game.GG Astros
mookie looks depressed
>>144585173he hates ohtranny
>>144585173Lux looks stupid
>>144585191He's coming.
>>144585149my dad has a handicap pass so I take it and use it to get a good parking spot kek. I get there an hour beforeI did the metro to dodger bus a few times/park at union station to bus a few times, but it just fucking sucks i don't like it and the bus gets stuck in traffic on the way out anyway so whats the fucking point?i always go to the same seats near a specific exit to get directly to my car so im out of the ballpark without getting stuck in traffic. my advice, convince your doctor to give you a handicap pass/or your parents to get one and use that shit
buehler is going to continue to improve
name a more deadlier combo than the rockies and vegas
white sox moment
>>144585214.
>>144585208Noted, very based.
>>144585102mets have heterosexuality clinched
>>144584966what are you >implying?
Would the best triple A team have a better record than the White Sox?
Cum sox need to be relegated
>>144585213I've believed it but how soon is everything right now. I do hope he comes back. He was my favorite player on the team before he got hurt.
>>144585214cocaine and fentanyl. go royals
I need sexy (white) mets sluts.
>>144585248undoubtedly
>>144585248I'd say there is a good chance they would. I think even most decent ones could give them a run for their money. That one anons chihuahuas might even stand a chance.
>>144585248Would the White Sox AAA affiliate have a better record than the current major league lineup
>>144585271this but sexy (asian) sluts
>>144585264esoteric
>>144585298gay
who can stop them?
very nice from robles there, very ballsy move though especially with the retardation we've seen from the mariners recently
>>144585317Definitely not my Doggie Doos...
>>144585317If the Dodgers lose today, I think the Padres will sweep them at LA and pass them in the division
>>144585317that robert soreass closer they have
>>144585317padres and mets have the hot hand
jp triple??? where the fuck was that all year?
>>144585340Doesn't make up for his 3 ball no strike bases loaded home steal attempt.
>>144585317The rockies LOL
>>144585358poodres still have the desperate dbacks to deal with
qrd on the american league contenders this year? i don't follow those teams/league at all
>>144585385doyers close out in Denver which is going to suck given the state of the pitching
https://youtu.be/47YNsf-7Y7c?si=z7BLEiVqGmJhwXl0LETS GO METS
>>144585317Somehow the Mets...or the Phillies...
>>144585091Mad at the zoomies?
>>144585411Cleveland is going to the WS, that's all you gotta know
>11 pitch AB>HBPDMoney
>>144585448how will the mets counter the padres' greasy ears?
>>144584958Holy fucking BASED Chex quest lmao, the bootleg doom
Just got home, how did my Metsies do today?
I'm a girl
>>144585474mrs met rule 34
>>144585102seethed all dayfinna seethe all night
FEDEX TIES IT
Feh-douche-ah!
wtg Feduccia
>>144585513made me think of Federowicz for the first time in years
fem-tho
JULIOOOOOOOOOO
>Ragskek
fem-em
>>144585489
>>144585621
>>144585609remember the ragfag chimping out yesterday?lol good times
Austin Barnes probably won't last another season with the dodgersnobody even realizes he's gone
>>144585641don't get people like that. not even a real fan of the game.
>>144585621Damn every mascot but Mr Met fucks that?
fucking poohler
How did rags win this shit last year?
>>144585662team option. everybody loves him. who knows?>>144585689still some encouraging signs. we need his ass to figure it out in the worst way.
fem?
CAM ON SOX SCOR SOM FACKIN RUNS
mookie slap!
>>144585698They are the definition of a fluke ring
gg rangersbros see you tomorrowMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
>>144585091Based.
Mookie steal
Brewers should be kicked out of the playoffs for throwing games. Give the cubbie bears a chance!
lol
My Chadres :) huh so to clinch, Mets and Braves needs to lose with us winning tomorrow. Either way, I'm proud of this Padres team, they are so so much better than 2023. Go Chaddies Go!
certified white sox moment
>>144585915Mookie is silently seething over the fact that Ohtani has overshadowed him. He’s going to start stealing a lot of bases going forward. 20-40 season next year?
BRING THE KIDDIESBRING YOUR WIFEGUARANTEED TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!
>>144585944It has to be the Rockies or Dodgers. Wouldn't be surprised if Giants hire him, Bomel suck balls lol
>>144585979meet ‘em
>>144585990you're a moron
>>144585949getting rid of bomel seemed to really help huh.....
>>144585990that tweet is from last year, you retard
>>144585990nigga wat
>>144586007lol
>>144585990
>>144585990Cute post.
Femanon takeover
>>144585990I couldn't respond because I was watching beetlejuice 2, but seeing that we won, this team never quits! Yes I know it's the white sux, and yes Robert Suárez needs to learn new pitches, if white Sox are hitting off Suarez, this dude is a liability via closing. Gotta demote for now. Good win, magic number is 3!
>>144585944The fat franks of queens dogpiled Stearns for not getting his buddy Counsell. Other highlights include: raging cause he didn’t sign Montgomery to a 7 year deal, raging cause they lost out on that useless gook OF in SF, and shidding and pissing cause they didn’t give Bellinger 5 years.
that was close to being another white sox moment kek
The pre-2024 nike replicas aren’t even that bad
fucking cocksucker ump
>player clearly waves his arms calling the ball>guy comes from behind and still tries to make the catch
That's a strike, Doyerpacos.
UMPCHADS
Do you think the 1962 Mets are happy that the White Sox may break their record?
>>144586007>>144586025>>144586023>>144586017>>144586014Well shit, my bad lol
>>144586117Go mets
>>144585990You're are an IDIOT ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wa ha ha ha ha
>>144586090Homeplate ump has been far too charitable to both teams.
>>144586071All my niggas and my niggaettes love Carlos Mendoza
>>144585944ken rosensmol
>>144586117are you out in your real life
>>144585944Please come to New York.
>>144586144I just got home lol I tend to skim read alot haha
>>144586170God damn you gotta be kidding me lmao
so now that he has 50-50, he's just going to go hitless for the rest of 2024?
I heard Dieter play the Sundays this time anon if you're here
Walker Buehler’s Night Off (2024(
Cock and balls
>>144585944>>144585990>>144586170>this is /mlb/
>>144586170>>144586182Holy shit, I can't read either.
>>1445859902poo you retard
>>144586210>stankeefags>poodrefagscan't make this shit up
>>144586210Welcome aboard, chum.
Also, Judged.
you're all fucking STUPID RETARD IDIOTS
>>144586276not me, no.
>>144586276My bad
>>144586219Yes I know, that's my bad for not reading the time stamp, now I shall get roasted for it :s
>>144585944>>144585990>>144586114>>144586170>>144586215He won
>poodres
poodres are about to blow it
Lets go White Sox!
>poopoopeepeecacapoodres
>savage
HBPtani
Damn, Suarez got demoted, now it's Tanner Scott light show now lol that's cold af
The Chicago White Sox are a disgrace to the game but not more so than the San Diego Padres.
>felcher
>whitesoxLOL thanks for Tatis you faggots
>>144586379I take that back. The Chicago White Sox can go fuck themselves
>>144586389real or play on words?
>>144586379>>144586401>doyerpacoskek
>>1445859902hu not like this
>>144586397>>144586389>>144586343>>144586310>>144586299>>144586300It's okay, Tanner Scott saved the day. We are all Daijoubu
>>144586389nvm just saw gidp
>mookie first pitch GIDPfuck sake
>>144586421Yes I know, sue me haha
>>144586438I'm still seething about the ball calls to Lux
For me it’s rooting against the state of California just because
how are the Rockies so shit if they keep getting wins on good teams?
>>144586438Dookie Poopie Butts
dookie butts lol
Just saw this Ohtani highlight Is he the GOAT of all time?https://youtu.be/-jYfC4YYXIw?si=azJwE34J1EEQ43zo
>>144586487Yes
>>144586487did your sweeden vpn get banned finally?
>the wave was invented in OaklandDidn't know that.
White Sox are about to be one loss away from trying the record. It's happening!
>>144586487are you the Yankee fan that has property over there?
>>144586487damn he really crushed the >marlins
>>144586487R A R EARE
Based Edwin Diaz, and same of De los santos. His downfall must be studied, thanks Rockies for Diaz!
>>144586503surprised me also when I first heard it. the place used to be hopping.
dickey fucker about to blow it
>>144586505Good memory
Trent Syrupdamn
>named Blackmon>is white
.>>144586543I remember you posted some pics. your view from where you were at. there was civil unrest there, but you were relatively removed from it. also a drought
>>144586568its a reference to his ideal sexual partner
>>144586577hes not gonna fuck you bro
Cubanguy Elcubanoguymanson!!
>>144586568>named Weissman>is JewishEverytime
mariners won and nobody in the genny cares? i could cry i am so happy
>>144586594is that also why they call him Ohtranny
>>144586598it was more interesting than the posts from you dullards here
good fucking job Honeywelldon't know how you pulled that off
I could strike out everyone in this genny on three pitches. None of you could touch my stuff. Go sit back down losers.
>>144586653you arent even top 10 in /mlb/ power rankings. sit the FUCK down
Someone fuck my ass
>>144586631i'll have you know i graduated top of my class at glendale community college, asshole.
Hey guys, this is Mookie Betts posting from the Dodgers clubhouse. Just wanted to stop in to say I’m really disappointed by those of you posting racist/sexist/homophobic things in this forum. Do better guys.
What’s the /mlb/ over under on white sox losses? I’m thinking 123.
>>144586648Padres legend Honeywell, I liked that kid alot. Hope he finds success
>>144586689Suck on this, faggot! 8====D~~~
i jerk off left handed so i can mouse back to the genny while i cool down
>>144586708>>144586689That's mettie luv
ty rockies, we'll take it
>>144586699monkey slap!
Hey white sox...... middle finger.....
>>144586687Ethiopia was in the international news at the time as a sort of powder keg and there was a historically terrible drought. Dude popped in here for a little under a week I think a couple years back and I wanted to know wtf he was doing there. He's actually a New Yorker.
Stephen Nelson FUMING
Yay, Padres win! GG soxies! Feel a bit more comfortable with Tanner Scott as our closer than Suarez.
strike three.
>>144586764I'm going cross eyed with rage myself
Yep, a strike I tell ya.
umpire have too much powerthey can't keep getting away with it
do the dodgers get the worst of this or am i just dreaming
>>144586765Help us out Marlins bro, we're this close to clinching a wildcard spot ;~; just one more win.
>>144586789Billy gonna need you to bring the barves to the activity zone for a gaping tomorrow
>>144586785It’s his slider/cutter combo
I hate shitty umps so fucking much
>>144586836fuck who has the whole thing
Umps are my friends when they act against the team i hate, Umps deserve to die when it's against the team i want to win
>>144586869Only way out is in a box fren
>>144586853It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144586869I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN IN OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVESAND NOW IT'S HAPPENING IN MINE
>>144586910What the fuck?
Scooter Gennett hit for the home run cycle in the sweltering spring of '17.
>>144586910fuck my ass
Remember when German got /druk/ and pitched a perfect game here last year?
>>144586901Nah, I'll be fine, even if I got in the box, you'd somehow call it a ball
>>144586922And on cold leather seatsWell, it suddenly struck meI just might die with a smile on my face after all
>>144586910Nice. Now let’s go ahead and delete this.
delete-em
>>144586990based Smiths enjoyer
what are the odds the white sox ruin the tigers’ playoff chase?
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that SNB was the greatest sporting event of all time. LOLAnyways I just downed>6 bud lights>boneless wings>pizza sticks>sliders>and a chocolate molten lava cakeThis Dodgers fan (AKA Real Baseball) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.PS. see you in the superb owl Yankees
things that never happened:>dodgers winning a world series this century>mariners winning the american league>pirates winning the central>1994 postseason>matt holliday touching home play>the home run cycle
>>144587072post body
>>144587072it's been a while since this pasta was posted
>>144587093>>144587090I’m a retard
>>144587093took the words out of my mouth
>>144585973I want him to feel that way desu. Rivalry will drive him to be even better
>>144585973t. mets faggot
>Fettuccine
>>144585990You are the single worst poster on this board
this game's over. umps are fucking the dodgers harder than a cheap hooker on prom night.
Kek doggie doos
Dodgies...
>dookie butts
>>144587182can't wait to see how we fuck it up this year
>black outfielders
There is a lot of nice butts and bulges in both these games
come on hudson we can rally if you make it out alive
The idea that the Padres could go into the series against the Dodgers less than 3 games behind is funny to me.
Pitchers should just drill batters with 4seamers after they give up a homer every time. No ejection, it’s fucked up to hit a home run off a guy
>>144586961THAT’S IT PAL YOU’RE GONE!!
>>144587160I thought Housepie was the worst poster.
cubs deserve a shot
Licks Hudson's balls And I keep licking lovingly as confidence surges through him
>>144587230probably nothing overly dramatic since it's expected anyway
kek KEK dodgers LOL
>>144587290cubs lost that division
before the playoffs, they should do the reverse playoffs where the 4 worst performing teams of the year do their own bracket just for fun.
>hudsonold fart
but muh 50/50
charlie blackmon, the dodger killer
Padres killer legend Charlie Blackmon!
>>144587358
Cubs, Bears, the Chicago Leather museum and subculture
Dodgers, we can still win this right?
Of course he gave up a homerun. He's so fucking worthless
Late but GG dadsand gg Rockies
Based pebbles
>>144587362My dad said we should've signed him years ago just based on how many times this has happened lmao
AAAAHHHH ME SO FACK ING HOOOOHHNY
>>144587375why does his pelvis look so square? is he hiding his sports book in there?
Fap fap fap fap fap
>>144587344he was really good until the midpoint of the season. overuse didn't help. don't know if that's the main reason he's meh now.
>>144587382nah it's over. fuck hudson.
>named blackman>he's white
>>144587413Should he have a fupa like you, you lard ass?
The Rockies are just making sure the Dodgers Padres series is more interesting by putting SD in striking distance to take the division
>>144587405nah, he's a total redneck that loves Colorado and likely would have never played in LA even if they tried to sign him.
>>144587329stupid fucking retard you dont know shit, go fuck yourself
Singletani
STEALTANI 53
>>144587454>on the day that Alejandro Kirk hit his triple big yikes
>>144587509COWARD
STATPADTANI
>>144587521what do you expect from boomer cucks
Stolenbasetani
Doggie bros...
IS...IS THAT ANOTHER FREE STEAL?
>>144587459Rockies announcers are impressed of Padres bullpen, they spoke good things about us couple of months ago. I appreciate their kindness
padres own ya
>>144586715i'm right handed but i jerk off with my left.idk why it feels more natural
>>144587563this nigga whiter than sammy sosa
>>144587563coach primate
>that flashbackkek
FREDDIE FREEBASE
>>144587467He's gay and loves to dance. L.A. is one of his favorite cities. Colorado is cool for all the sexy buttfuckings in the hot tub at the mountain cottage, buttfuckings out in the snow and nature. Naked hiking with their hard cocks. Etc. It's hot. And there are dance clubs in Denver, including cool gay ones
>>144587614I'll take your word for it
chaddies just fucked you in the ass and you did nothing but take it LMFAO!!!
>>144587614go on
>>144587614man, I hate fags
>>144587657hate has no home plate here
>>144587657kek. the ones here are funny
this ump jfc
The MLB's script is getting to the point where it just feels like a fanfic for the dodgers
>ball hits catcher's glove above the ump's head>strikeaight
max munchy
100 win streak officially overgg rockies
DOYERPACOS LOSEFUCK JAPAN
stupid umpgg rockies see ya tomorrow
KWAB
MIDDLE FINGER FOR THE DOGGIE DOOS
umpchads that was 100% a strike
Haha, I love laughing at doyer fags!
Ump fucked Munchy there. That really sucked
max monkey
gg Roxsee you tomorrowgfy ump
>>144587614sounds hot desulike that one redneck guy from Ozark who super gay
gg Pebbles
the nation of umpball
>>144587726finger dick dog eater detected
The Padres are going to go into the series against the Dodgers only 2 games behind at this point. If you think won't win the division and then the world series, it's time to face reality
Omg thank you rockies, I love you pebbles. Bud black is channeling his inner Padres hate towards Dodgers to help us out!
Chadres going to win the division
shit happens (it's so over)gg rox
when does late night /mlb/ start?
>doyerpacoskek
It's late night /mlb/, time for a closer look
>ball called a strikegg umpball
>>144587814rockies pitcher was throwing gas though
How do they Rockies suck if they keep winning against good teams?
>>144587833
>>144587850dumbass
Man, Padres needs to win 7 more games to clinch the division. That's fucking tough bro. Manifesting a fucking Mike Shildt cardinals devil magic miracles here.
I'm Mookie BettsMookie BettsSwinging my big dick all around Mookie BettsMookie BettsCock so hard walking naked down the stars on Hollywood BlvdMookie BettsMookie Betts
>>144587833>doyers>good
gaycago kek
lolhttps://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1837653052721143934
>>144587867we need erg to sing this on a vocaroo!
>>144587875you aren't funny. have sex
>>144587890go away erg
>>144587876theyre the real heroes (the dodgers)
dodgers broadcast has weird shit
>>144587912
The Dodgers will lose in the Wild Card round and Dodgers fans will be screaming "BUT MUH 50/50" for all eternity
>>144587925dodgers will lose in the nlds and blame it on the week-long break again
Even the admins gave up
>>144587727
gape my ass at the ballgame
>>144587890https://vocaroo.com/17N3vNAVNd7Q
>>144587944>/cfb/sirs...
>>144587923>you wouldnt like me when im angry
>>144587876putting that shit on is tedious af without regular training. you also never know what people are actually made of until it gets real. You see guys who are gung-ho in training suddenly can't remember how to do the simplest tasks, hyperventilating, panicking
Baseball boys are cute!
>>144587890https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE
>>144587959https://vocaroo.com/16WMVbrYKB3U
>>144587962Baseball boys sound like THAT!??!?!?
>>144587944
Philubgers LOST those games
>>144587988>>144587991>repostshe left us when we needed him most
>>144587767Padres might win the division but it stops there. Those fucking DR fags ain't winning shit
>>144587767throat my chode
>>144587988>>144587991
>>144587912I tuned in for their broadcast, they were saying shit like "OH WELL ROCKIES HAVE TO DEAL WITH 3 HR PLAYERS WITH KING OHTANI SAN ON THE MOUND, GOOD LUCK" Pretty metal as fuck Padres have their own destiny now that we're going to face them at Dodgers stadium for a three game series, shit going to be fucking insane man. I want to believe man, I really do believe we can make a WS run.
The Magic Number is 2The really funny number is 3
>>144588035is it really hard to believe when the dbacks can make it to the WS? anyone can make a run in this meme era of baseball
>>144588059the magic number is 69
This is not late night /mlb/
faggot mike sent me here
we need maREIners now more than ever
>>144588080If only Soto hit that grand slam, that was a huge difference. Feeling confident, shit I don't mind if we still clinch a wildcard spot, but the fact that we have an huge opportunity to steal Dodgers back to back division title win makes me too giddy af. Fuck this shit is getting interesting.....
>>144588098
For the MLB script writers out there, a first time ever World Series win for the Padres would be way more interesting to watch than the Dodgers spending a billion dollars only to barely limp to it only to probably lose to the Yankees or something
>>144588114do you seriously think the yankees would sign gay players?
>>144588015>PhilubgersNo! NOOOOOO!!!
>>144588098>baseball boys are so cute they think they're girls
why can't two national league teams play each other in the world series
>>144588156manfred will eventually abolish both leagues, so you will get your wish
>>144588156leagueism
>>144588097keep it calm
>>144587607christ i'm still upset about that
we need that early nu tho
Faggot mike has us by the balls
>>144588156Because if the World Series could be two of the same league, the American League would never play in the WS ever again.
>>144588156it's called the NLCS and it's more important than the World Series tbqhfam
this is the thread
gape me out at the ball gamegape me out with the crowdbuy me some penis and gape my assi dont care if it ever shrinks backso its loose, loose, loose for the home teamif they dont win ill get gapedcause its one, two, three inches widewhile im getting gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaped!
gyat dayyyyym!
>>144588208i sing like this
early nu>>144588228>>144588228>>144588228
>>144587607>>144588177Wasn't even close
>>144588230kill yourself
>>144587991this dude's so off pitch it almost makes me want to re-record it myself, damn
>>144588230you've gone to far
>>144588137>Padres win world series before LA LA would be in LA Riots megaladon if that shit would happen. Bring me Chaos!
>>144588247go anonits yo burfdaywe gon record it like its yo burfdayand we dont give a fuck cuz its yo burfday
>>144588251with how often they fill petco why wouldn't they just drive to San Diego and destroy your third world dump instead?
>>144588265maybe I'll make a Mets cover for the next bobby bonilla day
>>144588137umm did you just conveniently forget padres season last year
>>144588281it'd be even funnier then
>>144588137that's what they said about the Rangers last and it was boring as shit and nobody watched it LOL
>>144588291>nobody watched itI did and that's all that matters :)
>>144588271Because we have military presence, you don't. We didn't have no funny business when Floyd riots happened (minus a chase bank being burnt down in La mesa)
>>144588230we're all over here!!!!!!!
>>144588271black people don't watch baseball tho
>>144588338maybe they would if they were gee i dont know ALLOWED IN THE FUCKING STADIUM
>>144588324Them LA niggas wilin tho
>>144588291Padraygers won that world series btw
>manfred merges the leagues>now we just have TheMajorLeague™
>>144588365rangers no longer fit into your broship. add the mariners into it instead
>>144588378padrayiners
>>1445883650/10 broship name padreygers? are you fucking stupid? are you fucking taking stupid pills?
>>144588373divisions are essentially pointless now, so its coming
>>144588344Them LA niggas wilin tho
>>144588378>broshiphey! we try to use gender-neutral language here :)
>>144588404sorry i meant xirship
Giancarlo serving his plump asshole to faggot Mike
>>144588378>>144588382>>144588384Okay. How about.....Padoorwersmeminersngels broship.
>>144588429But he’s… but they’re…
MIGRATE!!!>>144588228>>144588228
>>144588446Bro… wtf??
>>144588446I hope game 162's tweet is FINAL:ly over
>>144588478>direct them to the app
>>144588473Not yet, but here’s a sneak peek for everyone
>>144588504Based femanon
>>144588478Did the white sox win that game? wtf?
>>144588478>>144588480the past two games
>>144588537Nah Padres won, White Sox X admin gave up so he's putting silly clever memes on defeat post.
>>144588565why is being a redditor a prerequisite to being a social media manager?
>>144588578Then why is the score NOT in the app? Why the cryptic tweet?
dont listen to the padres apologists the win was vacated because every padres player tested positive for roids after the game and barrells of spider tack was found in their clubhouse along with pitchcom interceptors, it has been ruled a non-contest until manfred can rule on the official punishment
>>144588627Sounds like each of the San Diego players to be strip stocked and buttfucked with a baseball bat for 48 hours
>>144588291the Padres are an actually fun team to watch
>>144588291Millions watched it actually
>thread's about to hit the post limit>tfw perfect time to scream about shit because nobody will remember by next thread anywayahem:THE NY METS WILL WIN THE DIVISION DAMN IT. THE FILTHIES ARE GONNA SHIT THEIR PANTS HARD AND I JUST FUCKING KNOW IT.
>>144596013It would literally be the most historic collapse in MLB history.
>>144596571>the most historic collapse in MLB history.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Philadelphia_Phillies_season?useskin=vector
>>144596702The Phillies literally need to win 1(one) game, or the Mets need to lose 1(one) game and the Phillies win the division. At this moment in time the Mets would have to play without a single flaw, and the Phillies would have to play without a single positive in order for the Mets to win the division. It'd be bigger than 1964, it'd be bigger than 1995, and it'd be bigger than 2007.
