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Headlines:

Texans to be without running back Joe Mixon vs. Vikings
Bengals WR Tee Higgins off injury report, set to play vs. Commanders on Monday night
Steelers rookie tackle Troy Fautanu downgraded to out vs. Chargers with knee injury
Browns RT Jack Conklin downgraded to out for Week 3
Report: Steelers DBs laughed at Broncos playbook for Bo Nix
Colts WR Josh Downs off injury report, will play in Week 3
Josh Jacobs on Titans DT Jeffery Simmons' run-stopping goal: 'They're a physical team, so we're going to see'
Bears place RB Travis Homer on IR
Browns DE Myles Garrett dealing with same injury to both feet
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>>144587193
my quarterback
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God it feels so GOOD being a HANDSOME and INTELLIGENT BradyCHAD. 7 > 3 btw.
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Anybody else think the Bills and Lions are going to the super bowl?
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>>144587193
My Steelers :)
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Maybe I should be more confident about the Saints vs Eagles
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>>144587333
Nah, I got Chargers-Falcons. Already put 5,000$ on it.
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>>144587351
Eagles on their A game expose the Saints.
Eagles playing like they did yesterday lose by 30 to the Saints.
Simply as
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ZESTY
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this is how the season ends
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>>144587412
*I don't know why I said yesterday. Very mysterious
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>>144587436
Stop posting this retard, my toddler sister has better takes
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>>144587434
why is he walking like that?
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>>144587436
Keep posting this genius, Eric Mangini and Greg Jennings have the exact same take btw.
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>>144587501
sore butthole
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>>144587436
First of all, it's ok for a team to do better than 12-5. Nobody knows why you think that's a hard cap.
Second, the Bills are not the best team in the AFC. I am facepalming right now.
Then one also sees that you have the Lions winning the NFC and understands you are an r/LakeErieBros redditor. Kill me.
This is before we even get to the notion of the fucking Seahawks finishing second in the NFC. With Geno Smith and a rookie coach. Ok.
This is pure trash. Almost a crime to post. Keep your opinions to yourself going forward.
>>144587480
If he keeps posting it I'm going to keep bodying him. He thought the new thread was a saved by the bell scenario. Not so fast.
>>144587519
Imagine samefagging to yourself to call yourself a genius. You're often called retarded here, huh? Do you think that's a typical experience?
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>>144587373
Do you have Kirko CHAINZ beating the Chiefs tomorrow?
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Survivor bros, who you taking this week? Despite the injuries, I'm hesitantly leaning Browns
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>>144587549
>everyone who disagrees with me is the same person
>red-hot anger out of NOWHERE
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>>144587549
ur mad lol
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>>144587602
Most people don't respond to obvious retardation calling it "genius" unless they're the retard coming to their own defense. But sure, 5 times will go 12-5. Genius!
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>>144587635
You mad?
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>>144587662
Nah I am
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My 27 leg parlay is locked in boys. This is how I make it out.
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>>144587559
He played like the worst QB in the league at times against the Eagles. That apparently got forgotten when they won, but it was bad. Some of his play was so bad I thought it could even be instructive to newer viewers, see pic
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Which team is winning the Travis Hunter sweepstakes this year?
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>>144587436
>my KANGZ at 6
Generous but based.
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>>144587700
panthers. they should rebuild the entire team, because young is a bust
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>>144587700
Who
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>>144587682
Post slip
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>mahomes
>elite
dude is ass, Cincinnati showed us that and the refs saved him again
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>>144587682
Enjoy living under the bridge
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>>144587695
>Mahomes would have had the ref bail him out*
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>>144587682
Enjoy your millions brother
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>>144587771
Then stop watching.
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>>144587756
>Mahomes plays the worst game in his career
>still beats the Bungles, who are now 0-3 since Burrowhead
>still crying about the most obvious PI in years
:^) Joey Reddit and the Bungles fans already have KWABOTY.
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>>144587809
They still cry about superb owl LVI lmao
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>>144587559
No, but the Chargers will next week
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>>144587736
They might need Shedeur instead
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>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers
>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers
>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers
>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams
>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers
>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers
>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers
>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings
>1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals
>1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
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>>144587844
shitter is mediocre, and coach crymate would never let him play in that dumpster fire of a franchise unless he gets to be HC
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The NFL is extra gay and fake
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>Colts WR Michael Pittman, listed as questionable for Sunday due to back and calf injuries, is expected to play vs. the Bears, per source.
/nfl/, is this a free under?
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>>144587347
my chargers finna bouta slurp your steelers bruh
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Coach Prim-not today
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>>144587682
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just calling games that I find interesting
>eagles>saints - carr comes back to earth and throws a backbreaking INT
>chargers>Steelers - chargers blow out a highly fraudulent 2-0 steelers team thats scored exactly 1 TD in 2 games
>panthers>raiders - Andy dalton comes out hot and dices up the raiders as theres not alot of recent tape on him
>cowboys>ravens - cowboys tends to come back strong after an ass whipping, this sends the ravens into an unrecoverable tailspin
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>>144587898
he's gonna play
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>>144587920
Well yeah, but do you think he will get 4 or less receptions?
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>>144587913
I’m a little saddened you didn’t think my team was interesting enough, but that’s okay. I love you Jenny. I hope the Raiders win tomorrow.
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>>144587756
YUP. Had a good first few years but he's a defensebabby in the making.
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>>144587906
I'll just bet on your Chargers then.
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>Gaydurrs get one fluke win against us and start acting superior
We'll be in the AFCCG, you won't even make the playoffs
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>>144587934
who's your favorite team?
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i just saw caleb walking around boystown
he's out late for a sat night
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>>144587862
Fuck it, trade up to take Hunter and Sanders and hire Coach Prime, can't be worse than what's happening now
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>>144587913
For me, I will watch Eagles vs Saints and Vikings Texans.
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> If he keeps posting it I'm going to keep bodying him. He thought the new thread was a saved by the bell scenario. Not so fast.
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>>144587909
Favorite FE?
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>>144587975
Wow still smarting huh
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>>144587913
kid doesn't find the falcons secondary causing a mahomes implosion interesting
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>>144587951
right on
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>>144587992
the refs wont allow it
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>>144587992
Not everyone believes their own fanfic, that takes a special sort of basket case
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>>144587978
My answer always seems to change over time.
Right now, I'd say PoR
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>>144587981
i was just reading the thread and thought that was one of the more butthurt things i’ve read all day so i wanted to commemorate it
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>>144587975
KEK
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Where did Kansas City Chiefs fans come from?

I stopped watching football in 2015 as a falcons fan and began watching again in 2023.

I'm just wondering how all these chiefs fans just randomly spawned? I remember them just being a small market team with as many fans as a team like the Cardinals.

What happened? How can a team based in fucking Missouri have so many fans..? Where did they come from? Should we send ICE after them? Atleast New England had a reason since New England is made up of multiple small states all within driving distance to their stadium.

But chiefs fans were practically unheard of..

If someone calls themselves a chiefs fan, should they be given a test to prove it? Are they an army of bots?
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>>144588006
>>144587795
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>>144587809
>most obvious PI in years
Love how KC "fans" regularly boast about not knowing shit about football
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>>144587966
true. they'll sell more tickets and people would go to the game because deion is always causing drama and so will his son.
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>>144587960
spoken like a future 0-3 team
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>>144588016
Gay + filtered trannius faggot
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>>144588037
It was obvious and egregious and even the Bengals own subreddit was downvoting clowns like you who tried to claim otherwise. You aren't some "ball knower", you're a low IQ 4chan contrarian
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>>144588030
precisely why it didnt make the list
shant be watching
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>>144588027
for sure there are a lot of bandwagoners. maybe a not insignificant number of former st louis rams fans too idk
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>>144588006
refball won't work against the best secondary in the league
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>>144588027
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>>144588042
Apparently
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>>144588054
You think if the league is rigged they only rig it for one team? This is your logic?
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>>144588027
YEP YEP. The malding mahomo in this very thread is a classic plastic case.
>>144588037
You know ball.
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>>144588051
Oh my if the redditors say so!
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>mahomes isnt throwing the ball to kelce because kelces GF endorsed kamala while mahomes wife is a trump supporter
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>the state of modern Burrs fans
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>>144588067
Do you think you'll ever be able to samefag without being stupid enough to start by repeating the same catchphrase every time?
>>144587950
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>>144588084
is she wearing blush
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>>144588084
that’s me
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>>144588088
>he doesn't know what samefag means
YUP, it's a redditor alright.
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>>144588065
i dont think its rigged per se but flags do get used to shift/break momentum and if you disagree you need to watch more ball
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>>144588106
... What?
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Meanwhile the Kuckce isn't even a top 10 TE right now, absolutely invisible in his last 2 games, but mahomes is still elite right? kek
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Still wondering bros
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travis "wannabe nigger phizer goycattle" kelce, meet your replacement as the best TE in the nfl
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>>144588123
Lurk 2 years before posting.
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>>144588147
success breads jealousy
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Why are Mahomos always so idiotic? Without fail they vary between genuinely incoherent, totally football ignorant, or flat out retarded. Totally bottom of the barrel people. What does it mean?
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>>144588147
Real answer. Popular things attract contrarian schizos. It's the same type of people who claim things like celebrities being replaced by body doubles. Usually they're also on the spectrum (which is how schizos develop their pet conspiratard subjects) which is why it can become their whole personality. So you get two or three anons here per thread who live to say things like "Mahomo isn't elite, it's all refball!" or to accuse random anons of being "Mahomosexuals" for reasons nobody can discern.
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>>144587927
not a bad bet I might make it myself
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huffin my own farts again boys. just love that smell. let’s discuss the perniciousness of cover 2, shall we?
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kek the muttlover is having a fucking meltdown
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>>144588212
Not a Lions fan btw, forgot to mention
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>>144588186
It’s weird and autistic that he screenshots all of his own posts like anyone cares about them
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>>144587951
herbert might not play
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>>144588226
he’s playing
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teams severely underperforming expectations
>Ravens
>Bengals
>Rams
>Bears
>Panthers
>Jaguars

teams severely overperforming expectations
>Seahawks
>Cardinals
>Vikings
>Saints
>Steelers

thoughts?
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>>144588186
Real answer. Propagandized celebrities tend to attract autists and stans. It's the same type of people who claim things like you need to be boosted or wear a mask. Usually they're completely conformist (which is how schizos develop their pet idol obsessions) which is why it can become their whole personality. So you get two or three anons here per thread who live to say things like "Mahomo is elite, there's no such thing as refball!" or to accuse random anons of being "samefags" for reasons nobody can discern.
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>>144588196
It's not that many, it's mostly one genuine retard samefagging. This guy >>144588218
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>>144588218
It's hilarious that he's doing it completely unironically too
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>>144588235
seahawks beat the broncos and pats, and are about to take on the dolphins with no tua. idk about severely outperforming. same comment about the steelers basically. i agree w/ vikes, saints and a little less cards
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>>144587913
> >chargers>Steelers - chargers blow out a highly fraudulent 2-0 steelers team thats scored exactly 1 TD in 2 games
Normally I’d agree. But if Herbert has a sprained ankle and isn’t mobile I think the Steelers pass rush will get them fits. Expect some bullshit win for the Steelers and then they’ll lose to the colts next week.
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>>144588229
i hope so I already bet on them and the odds went up even more after the news
week 3 of me betting against the steelers until they are exposed. Chargers gotta be the ones to do it.... right....
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>>144588239
And on cue:
>>144588253
K, b.
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when will russ play
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sirs... do not redeem mahomo posts...
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>>144588235
rams injured
bears and panthers weren't expected to do shit
steelers about to be exposed tomorrow
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>>144588268
detroit ML is free money bro...jus sayang
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>>144588253
I'm aware that there are definitely tards who are obsessive about it. That's why I said they make it their "whole personality".
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>>144588280
two more weeks
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>>144588246
that's how you beat cover 2 man not zone

you have a receiver streak, throw in check route under, and have long post route on the same side as streak

ezpz
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>>144588266
I honestly think the Steelers are gonna get shut out, their offense is absolutely atrocious
watched their week 2 game and the only time they actually moved into the red zone was because of ticky tack penalties against the bronkeks, might be the worst offense in football now that Young is on the bench
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Still wondering bros
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>>144588286
>bears and panthers weren't expected to do shit
did you miss all the offseason bears hype? all the people picking them for NFC north and caleb for MVP and super bowl aspirations?
and the panthers were expected to be bad still but nowhere near this bad, it's truly bleak
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The Steelers going 4-0 to start the season and scoring an average of 3 points a game would be fun and is exactly what football needs
Fuck quarterbacks fuck wide receivers fuck offense just make every game the equivalent of Trench Warfare
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>>144587756
That DPI was a 50-50 call, which I've seen a lot worse get ignored, but Burrow fumbled the ball and Jamar had a temper tantrum that killed a scoring drive. I'm a chiefs hater but you have to acknowledge that Burrow and the Bengals shot themselves in the foot on that.
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>>144588298
hi Barry
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>>144588268
as a charger homer i’m praying on the fact that the steelers have scored 1 td and i’m feeling like the chargers d is better than the falcons and broncos. even if herbert can’t move his pass blocking has been exceptional so far. if he gets no clean pockets then yeah idk the run game could still work theoretically
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>>144588154
>AFL TE receiving leader Brock Bowers - Colorized
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>>144588284
KEK, saar please do not insult mahomes please saar, he is better than brady saar please saar
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>>144588235
Bengals aren't really underperforming as much as people think. Remember that Bengo starters don't play in preseason, so week one was Burrow's first game back since his hand injury. They were taking things slow. They also probably thought they could treat NE like a bye week and look ahead to the Chiefs. This is apparent in how much better they played against the Chiefs than NE. They were focused on KC. Who everybody else loses to, too. And they almost won. So those are their two losses for 0-2. They will 100% turn it around and very possibly be a top 2 AFC team.
Ravens are just ass, yeah.
Cardinals might be going to the super bowl.
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>>144588294
thats literally exactly what i said boss
again, >black qbs cant hit that post deep down the middle so defenses cheat inside
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>>144588309
chargers D is not better than Bates Simmons Terrell Judon Jarrett Onyemata Elliss

boy you smoking crack
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>>144588320
No NFL team would treat week 1 like a bye to prepare for week 2 since there isn’t even any tape to study in advance. Shut the fuck up retard
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>>144588212
in madden I like using base 3-4 cover 2 and then usering the MLB to protect over the top
sometimes I will send an extra pass rusher on whatever side the RB isn't lined up on if they are in shotgun
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>>144588235
Steelers aren't massively overperforming, .500 Football Terrorism is part and parcel of the Tomlin doctrine
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>>144588320
>It may be up to a toddler adult at QB to stop the 3peat
It's over
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>>144588330
calm down bro I misread but you NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT
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is this cheating
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>>144588320
Smart post, makes sense.
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>>144588335
As usual, the most aggro person in the thread is the stupidest. It's not me you're mad at, maybe one day you'll realize that and kill yourself.
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>>144588339
3-3-5 if you like coverage
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>>144588348
No, but this is.
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>>144588359
Stupidest isn’t even a real word and you have no idea what you are talking about
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>>144588288
i actually have cardinals taking it, not convinced on the lions. They should have blown out the hospital rams and barely beat them. Cardinals on the other hand look like the real deal with murray harrison and conner
bet on tampa against them last week @ +300 and got paid nicely
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>>144588331
yeah we’ll see
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>>144588348
Yes, same with when the Chiefs (and all of the other teams, but they're the most known example) do it. Lineman shouldn't be moving before the snap but it's impractical for a ref to call it without anticipating it.
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>>144588372
You misunderstand if you think you're worthy of an argument. I'm telling you to kill yourself, not asking for further thoughts. Find somebody else to lash out at
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>>144588371
that looks a lot like this
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somebody talk about my seahawks already
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>>144588348
the tush push is literally all this trash team doesn't convert to first down. It needs to be banned cuz a black QB will always abuse the most fucked and easiest option.

why it is was ever allowed I will never understand
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>>144588348
nevermind the false start hes literally in the backfield
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>>144588387
Multisyllable adjectives use more and most not -er and -est
Just because retards like yourself spammed make up garbage doesn’t mean it’s real
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>>144588348
The bigger question is whether Jalen should be allowed to pop a squat before every snap. Who allowed this? What can be done?
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>Chargers
>@Colts
>Cowboys
>@Raiders
somebody tell me why the steelers won't start 6-0
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>>144588389
Terrible! Well, at least they got this one...
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>>144588394
Seahawks stopped having fans when Wilson died
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notice how nobody else does the tush push
clearly other coaches consider it to be beneath them
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>>144588419
good riddance to the former LOB bandwagoners who still don't know the LOB died in 2015
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https://i.4cdn.org/v/1726979839945549.jpg
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>>144588428
No other QB is as strong as Jalen (not joking)
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>>144588414
Cowgoyim
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>>144588302
>caleb for MVP
come on now even you don't believe that. He was getting shat on every time USC lost a game and was being called a diva and doomed to fail because of the gay shit and stuff like holding out on signing and refusing to play for X team rumors. Small minority even wanted to keep Fields. Them taking NFC north or superbowl (hahahaha) were always delusional bears fans.
panthers went 0-17 and never really improved any part of their team so I don't get how they were expected to be better
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>>144588348
Why doesn't the dline start forcing a flag when he does that? Reach out and make contact when he starts his kick back. I think he's good on a technicality if the ball snaps before his foot comes down but it's definitely not the spirit of the rule since he's not adjusting his stance to simply maintain his balance and footing.
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>>144588394
i like seattle 'cause of Greys Anatomy is the hospital real?
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>>144588200
thanks anon
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>>144588437
literally just teach a fb or te how to take a snap
not hard
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>>144588433
Hey guys, chiefs fan here, former patriot fan, former seahawks fan, former Green Bay fan, former pats fan, I love mutthomo!
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>>144588447
I don't believe it for a second but I still sat here all summer and listened to morons dribble on and on that he would be a superstar right out the gate
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>>144588461
Interesting point. That really should be tried
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>>144588309
steelers offense is shit it's TJ watt who is the real problem, only reason they beat the falcons was cause of him
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>>144588461
Ummm no you don’t understand nfl players aren’t capable of taking a snap under center it takes 20 years of practice
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>>144588414
The Chargers might have too much Harbaughtism for the Steelers' anemic offense to compete with and the Cowboys will handle them as long as Poopsock is "mediocre" rather than putrid dogshit
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>>144588450
there are real hospitals in seattle yeah
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>>144588462
Same here. I think Mahomes is the GOAT!
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>>144588479
im pretty sure the giants did something like that a couple times last year but just stopped doing it
i really think other coaches simply despise the concept
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>>144588490
For things other than sex reassignment surgeries?
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Swiftiebros...how can this happen? Taytay's manchild bf has to lead the league in merchandise sales, wtf!?!
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>>144588502
yeah like drug overdoses and stabbing wounds
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>>144588366
yeah I will use 3-3-5 nickel when I know they are going to pass but when they mix it up I like to have the extra linebackers for the run
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>>144588505
I'm an atheist liberal but I love Buttkicker sm. He cracks me up. Just look at him in this picture, how can you not laugh. He struts out, nails an easy 70 yard kick, then goes to the sidelines to tell Tracy to get back in the kitchen. Hilarious legend
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>>144588505
he's gonna retire at the end of the season
dudes 35 with a shitton of wear on his tires, he had his 15 minutes in the spotlight with the swift shit
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>>144588482
yeah he’s probably the biggest factor in the steelers’ success. i have some faith alt can handle him
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>>144588494
That's funny that a team with one of the worst lines tried it.
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>>144588505
we lead in international sales
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>>144588394
your team is overrated you will finish bottom 2 in your division
charbonnet is good
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>>144588521
>stabbing wounds
Already mentioned reassignment
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one of these days a kicker will hit a 70 yarder
some of them already can, we see them do it in pregame practice or through the uprights on kickoffs sometimes before the rule change
the only thing in the way is a team losing by 1 or 2 at the end of a half needs to choose between a long field goal or a hail mary
I predict we see it by 2026
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>>144588490
does everyone watch the show or its not that important
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Post your picks, you'll cowards

>Colts -1.5
Colts have gone 36-11 in games after failing to cover a spread by 8 or more points. Bears have 31st ranked offense. Colts will be trying to avoid an 0-3 start in front of their home crowd, and I believe they will.
>Eagles +3
Everybody and their mom, grandma, aunt and uncle is going to be on the Saints here. Almost 70% of public money is on the Saints to cover the spread. Vegas isn't in the business of losing 70% of bets. Saints have looked impressive, but a key stat stands out here: teams coming off back-to-back games of 35+ point scoring have gone 42-58 ATS in their next game. This is a classic letdown spot for Saints.
>Daniel Jones over 0.5 interceptions
I autobet this every week, and against a stellar Browns defense I could see him giving up multiple interceptions. Take the over 1.5 at plus odds if you're feeling extra spicy.
>Rams +6.5
Rams will also be looking to avoid the 0-3 start in front of their home crowd, and a veteran like Stafford understands the importance of doing such. I'm not overly impressed with the Niners this season, and without the CMC safety blanket, Purdy looks like the mediocre QB that he is. Also, home underdogs of 6 or more points are 8-0 so far this season.
>Falcons +3
Classic road letdown spot for the Chiefs. These are the kind of random ass games they lose outright. Key stat: defending SB champs are 11-23 ATS in their first road game the following season. I think Falcons keep this closely and possibly even win outright.

Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
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>>144588549
They should make the fields longer and I'm not joking
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>>144588550
I think it peaked like 10-15 years ago and people don't really care much anymore
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>>144588522
>>144588366
>>144588339
i used to love madden but the competitivetranny whales that spend 10k a year in the game just to all run the same 3 plays on offense and nickel/cover 4 kinda ruined it for me
literally the same playbooks for the last 15+ years
still love franchise mode even if its horribly outdated doe
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>>144588530
A post so pristinely reddit-coded I can't tell if it's irony. Bravo.
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>>144588562
i agree
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>>144588562
yeah the field should be 158.3 yds
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>>144588549
Butker was lining up to hit a 68 yarder against the Bengos. I'm a homer so take it with a grain of salt but I think he would have done it. They said he hit a 67 yarder in practice and he just had a look in his eye. Ultimately Andy decided it was too saucy for a close game because if he did miss it would give the Bengals great field position. I wish he would have just let him kick it though, it would have been the record and it's only week 2.
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>>144588569
It’s not, sadly.
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>>144588575
>>144588549
the raiders made janikowski try a 72 yarder or something at the end of half in a meaningless game in maybe like 2010
he was horribly short but kickers can go farther now, I'd like to see another try
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cute robot
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>>144588590
Crazy. Ppl don't know how hard it is to kick from that distance. I played in hs and after practices our coach would call out random players to try kicking FGs. They'd set it up for like a 20 yard kick. Almost everyone they called on missed. I thought there was no way I was missing a 20 yard kick, and I was even annoyed that when I made it they would make me a fucking kicker. That shit went so far astray I turned around to see if I accidentally kicked it behind me. Gave me a new appreciation for kickers
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>Lamar Jackson vs the Raiders colorized
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>>144588629
>having that pic saved

uhhh..
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>>144588567
Then you should find sim leagues ASAP.

What is a sim league?

A sim league is a league of 32 active users who all have to follow rules such as no going for it on 4th down unless down in the 4th quarter or 4th and inches.

No spamming plays(especially money plays)

No switching on defense(if you're MLB pre snap, you must stay as MLB post snap even if opponent throws deep)

and a few more rules.

You can find them on operationsports or reddit.

This is the only way to play Madden.
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>>144588567
i almost stopped playing when every online h2h game was against 99 ovr mvp lamar jackson running rpo every single play and then they quit the game when he fumbles a couple times
then that turned into 99 ovr mahomes throwing every play to 99 speed tyreek so you had to user the corner every play in your half
madden is shit but it can be a lot of fun
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>>144588621
for real, i played too and completely agree nobody on the team could hit 1 in ten kicks any further than the 20 yard line
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>>144588339
I would pick your defense apart
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>>144588634
>He doesnt have a buck broken folder queued up for meme qbs
lmao you seriously dont do this right?
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>>144588621
nah man it really does just come to practice. like any sport if you don't practice at home consistently you won't be at a high level.
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>>144588635
Thanks but that sounds gay, sorry.
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I saw Zach Wilson make better throws than Caleb so far in his career.

The fuck is wrong with the Bears?
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>>144588655
>has never played a sport in his life
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Screen plays are just wasting a down at this point. just stop running it.
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>>144588621
>That shit went so far astray I turned around to see if I accidentally kicked it behind me
And now you kick for the Bills
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>>144588661
I miss that CBS scorebug.
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>>144588661
imo zach wilson looked pretty good at times
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>>144588635
Sounds fun ill look into it
>>144588637
yeah its gay man
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>>144588661
>I saw a guy who played more games make more plays
Cool
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>>144588661
>HOLY SHIT HE HIT THE WR THAT HAD NOBODY IN A 10 YARD RADIUS AROUND HIM
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>>144588672
I am fairly convinced he will have a career resurgence like Geno Smith and be a starter somewhere. The Jets are just a blackhole
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>>144588663
lol bro if you think you improve by the 3 hours of practice you get, all on different aspects and never in consecutive days thus never actually getting what you practice down since you don't practice at home on what you want to be your specialty..

I won't say anymore I forgot this is 4chan I'm prob the only college athlete here
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>>144588690
he drew the safety away with his eyes, dum-dum
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>>144588690
Still better than most of calebs shit throws. Oh well.
>>144588693
Geno was a punk on the Jets. Darnold was GASE'D and absolutely killed by Maccagnan never drafting a single WR for him. Wilson is inconsistent. Type of QB that can do well yet throws a pick 6 after a really good drive.
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>>144588698
do you get a lot of pussay?
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>lol bro if you think you improve by the 3 hours of practice you get, all on different aspects and never in consecutive days thus never actually getting what you practice down since you don't practice at home on what you want to be your specialty..
>[REDDIT SPACE]
>I won't say anymore I forgot this is 4chan I'm prob the only college athlete here
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>>144588698
NTA but I'm Brett Favre and I say you're fat, prove me wrong
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>>144588648
if you go up by a score I will be instantly cheesing to man coverage and matching cornerbacks by speed, nothing personal
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>>144588711
lmao
~Brett Favre
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>>144588621
I mean, if you take a group of people who have never done something and ask them to do it on the spot, it could be any task and you'd have a high failure rate.
Fuck dude, I'm getting nostalgic for how in 8th grade I'd spend about a couple hours every day at the practice field in the winter and spring just kicking off the same shitty cheap holding tee over and over until I could get it right. Listening to the same pirated mp3s on a generic mp3 player, life was better back then.
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>>144588715
lol needledick
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>>144588621
get some soccer players in there they should be automatic from 30 and under
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>>144588723
>>144588715
sup brett
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>>144588710
I'm a good looking guy but pussy is pretty boring I'd rather compete in video games when I'm not competing on a field.

evolution did not deem pussy slaying important like it did competitiveness
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>>144588711
I was looking for that pic the other day lol
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>>144588732
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>>144588711
I just came off 4 3 day bans in 1 week faggot U DON'T WANT NONE NIGGA
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>>144588670
i hate this new scorebug so much. its ugly as sin.
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>>144588750
>using a gradient
>but only for the team with the ball
oh shit nigger what are you doing
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>>144588728
Funny story about that. Our soccer team and football team shared the same field, but as football is the superior sport we got the better hours and would show up around 5:30 am. The soccer players had to be there at THREE. 3 am. Lmao. So tensions were always high between us, and when they'd come single file off the field and we'd be going single file the other way onto it, we would talk absolutely mad shit on both sides the whole way. We called them "foot fairies."
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>>144588724
Based latina tomboy Raiders fan.
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>>144588757
How can 3am practice in high school be legal. That's insane
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>>144588724
imagine being nostalgic over middle school sports LMAO, where all the nerds are forced to play sports cuz there parents and absolutely suck and drag the team down since middle school teams let them play

high school is where scrubs get no play time unless it's the very last game and even then they get just a few snaps
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>>144588428
I wanna tush push you baby
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>>144588758
My gf is a based latina tomboy (is that what you call a cute slender chick with a huge beautiful cock?). We love fucking each other's butts in our Brady jerseys
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>>144588779
Dude, Temujin’s a chick.
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>>144588787
yeah man how about just kill urself?
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>>144588773
They were very grumpy about it. Webm related
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>>144588757
playing soccer is more addictive than heroin no wonder these nibbas agreed to that

watching soccer however sucks very much
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played football, was in marching band had a scholarship
then the brain worms took over, became a wandering vagrant for years
only emerged from the shadow about 4 years ago
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>>144588791
That is literally a man
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>>144588794
Ack. Wrong Tink!
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>>144588757
so they went home for a couple hours after practice or your school was just open 24/7? There was no other field for them to use? They couldn't practice after school? Lot of questions to unpack here
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Thoughts?
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>>144588815
I can't in good conscience put a team that lost to the Pats in the top 10, even if they spiritually beat the Chiefs.
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>>144588806
Don’t believe Temujin’s lies.
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>>144588815
Sports “analysis” is not a real profession. Therefore nothing they say, ever, should be taken into consideration.
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>spiritual "victories"
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>>144588815
herbertbros...its our time
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>>144588779
I was practicing in preparation for HS you retard. My training paid off, as I ended up on varsity in freshman year as the kicker and punter. Was there exclusively to kick though, the age and size gap was very noticeable so I wasn't exactly going to be hit sticking anyone.
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>>144588815
Cowherd is a hack and I lost interest when Joy left
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In less than 12 hours, we’ll be starting another Sunday filled with football!
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>>144588794
Tinkerbell was thicc??
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>>144588810
I'm not sure what their schedule was but they never seemed to be living their best life. The only time I thought about foot fairies was when we were mogging them on the way to practice. They didn't even get noticed in school as far as I recall whereas the football team always wore our jerseys on gamedays in class and everyone in the school knew who played and what. Poor foot fairies!
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>>144588858
And she was ashamed of it, as she (and all women) should be.
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Tua man
Tua man
Laying in the dark in blinding pain
Tua man
Tua man
When will we ever see you again?

(fade to Tua laying in bed in the dark, arms curled up making gang signs)
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>is punished for doing God's work
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>>144588863
U gay
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>>144588867
Say that to my face, bitch.
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>>144588859
What position did you play? You sound like a resentful fatty
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>>144588858
The waist requirement takes away thicc, our forebears knew elite when they saw it.
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Fuck the chiefs and refs
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>>144588875
Spreads my butt cheeks WIDE as I bend over for you
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>>144588881
Lol no. I originally played RB and was extremely good to the point of being a local legend after Pop Warner days and my high school was waiting for me to be old enough to play there with great anticipation. But during practice in freshman year our star varsity RB got his leg bent in at the knee right in front of me when a lineman fell on it, which sounded like a bat breaking in half. I was traumatized and insisted to my coaches that I would never play RB again. So I moved to WR and also played a lot of corner. Was never as good at that as RB and stopped playing my Senior year.
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>>144588900
You’re so thicc Jenny! You’re getting my penis hard!
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>>144588887
Trip on, Temujin.
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>>144588907
Sorry about that traumatic experience bro. You would have made a good RB.
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>>144588917
Make me, bitch.
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>>144588915
wwyd?
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>>144588907
>was actually a third string RB who played for the conditioning

fixed
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>>144588918
Thanks bro
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>>144588917
Wrong trip but ok
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>>144588920
Allow her to do whatever she wanted to me! To get sat on by her would be a dream (cum) true for me.
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Panthers should trade Young, not cuz of the return they'd get, but because they're a broken franchise and there's no scenario where it works out with the two. Bryce is limited sure, but there's no way to know if he can be a serviceable QB until he gets the fuck out of Charlotte. If I'm the Browns I make the call.
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anyone else excited for a Niners vs Chiefs Super Bowl?
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>>144587267
spbp
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>>144588952
You want Shadeur, don’tcha?
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>>144588919
You must be on your period or something. Settle down.
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>>144588943
no condoms right?
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>>144588815
trash
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>>144588952
Browns could actually be a nice landing spot for him since once they're healthy it'll set him up nicely. Some people suggested Dolphins but I think Mac Jones would be a better fit there
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>>144588952
No way Tepper isn't going to fall for the sunk cost fallacy, Young will stay there, starter or not, until his contract expires.
>>144588967
"No!"
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>>144588960
The football gods spared us. It was an inevitability but now they're dropping like flies. On the other hand the Niners were also the only hope of stopping the Chiefs, so there's that.
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>>144588815
he's obviously just going off of records, which is stupid. it's only been two games but you can see what teams look like threats already
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>>144588971
Of course not! I need to feel the inside of her fully, to really appreciate her.
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>>144588965
Dunno who I want yet. There's about 10 QBs who can play their way onto my radar, and my darkhorse is the Cincy QB whose accuracy is 10/10 (I expect him to rocket up the boards this season). Sanders brings the circus with him, but if he's the best QB so be it. But more than anything I want a trad pocket passer and not a meme.
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who knows more about ball Nick Wright or Colin Hayward
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>>144588815
1. Chiefs
2. Bills
3. Saints
4. Texans
5. Cardinals
6. Vikings
7. Bengals
8. Lions
9. Chargers
10. Packers

Pls rate
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>>144588992
what about butt stuff too?
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feel like this could be the week of the dawgs
packers, chargers, cards all have a really good chance of winning
vikings, eagles, dolphins, cowboys have a decent chance as well
even giants and bears can get it done
only underdog teams that really have no chance IMO are the panthers and rams
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Why the fuck was Jerry Jones telling the penis size of the players to Jamie Fox?
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>>144589004
>6. Vikings
>7. Bengals
Hello, based department?
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>>144589011
The same reason Lebron told you there's no party like a Diddy party
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>>144589004
People are too high on the Texans and Bills. The Texans looked very ass in the Bears game and would have gotten blown out by a top AFC team, and the Bills are the Bills.
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>>144589007
That’s why I want her to sit on my face. I couldn’t imagine having her and not tasting her ass at least once. And I’d want to put it in there so badly, but only if she wanted me to.
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>>144589028
razorcakes look 2nd best in AFC.
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Purdy will do an aerial assault against the rams
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Purdy will do an aerial assault against this bussy
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Lamar will do a terrestrial assault against them boys
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>>144589031
her ass would make every inch of your cock disappear like a magic trick
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>>144589048
I cant decide who I want to lose that game. I think the best outcome is both QBs getting hurt
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>>144589034
Only going by record. They're worse roster-wise from last year (the WR they drafted is having no impact), and the two games they've won have been
1. Almost losing to the Cardinals
2. Beating the Dolphins after Tua died
There's no reason to believe they're better than the Bengals or Ravens down the stretch.
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Anon will do an aerial assault against /sp/
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>>144589049
I can just imagine how tight it would be. And how warm too. It would all be too much for me.
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Assault this bussy
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>>144588976
Have a good night, babe
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>>144588082
Kelce stroking out from the vax on field would be the highlight of the century. Double if they're playing the jets
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my dad will do an anal assault on me on December 3, 1993
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>There are anons older than 25 here
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>>144589074
ill stop posting here forever when i hit 30
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>>144588707
d misread the play entirely from the start
people like you talking up garbage with shit takes are a joke
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>>144589078
I accept this compromise
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>>144589072
I know a guy who got anally assaulted just a year earlier in 1992
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>>144589084
KWAB
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Bros... football very soon...
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>>144589078
No you won't
t. Recently turned 30
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>>144589078
No you won't :)
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>There are anons here who recently turned 30
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>>144589096
Fuck, are you a wizard?
>t. Turning 30 soon
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>>144588154
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The super bowl is going to be Chiefs Packers. I called it months ago, and was correct last year when I called Chiefs Niners. I will be right about this. You can doubt me at your own peril. Or take this knowledge and make a little money on it. Your choice.
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>>144589105
there are a few raiders fans here and obviously they are 50yo boomers
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>>144589116
I turned down so much sex and only got jerked off once when I was 19 and it was miserable. I think that ruined my wizard status.
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I correctly predicted every single sb matchup before week 1 for the past six consecutive years, the only reason I fucked up the 2017 matchup was because I was in prison
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>>144589145
What'd you go to prison for?
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>>144589145
ok prove it. who did you predict last year?
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am i gonna win this
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>>144589154
You tell them Jenny! I love you!
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>>144589149
getting the sb 2016 matchup wrong
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>>144589172
<3
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>>144589166
it was niners chiefs, texted it to my boy Paulie at the time, he can confirm
yo I'm Paulie, shits real
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>>144589190
woa
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>>144589145
What's the matchup this time around?
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i just found a whole undigested roasted peanut in my shit, who’s my favourite player?
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>>144589242
Andre Rison
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>Br*tish humor
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Why do people act like you can't get fucked up off of mouthwash? Just because it's not ethanol doesn't mean it won't make you inebriated.

>>144589242
Julio Jones? Defensive player maybe Vince Wilfork.
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>>144589154
I fucking hate you so goddamn much but every time you play the Chiefs I'll root for the Raiders.
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>>144589154
I used to make doodles of stick figures having sex in 5th grade but I think this is taking it too far. Raiders game tomorrow could be interesting
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>>144589268
based
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TYBC
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>>144589281
jenny is real
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>>144589294
Jenny? Is that the drawing's name? You named it? Yeah... definitely taking it too far.
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Daily reminder that robussyposters deserve the rope
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>>144589305
She's an already existing character though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49WPb5XYvac
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Jenny deserves the world
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Yeah, I'm thinking Ebaum's World and even Weather.com have better football discussion.
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she’s as much as a “she” as the troon tripfag that pretends to be one
Anyways I need raiders to make me money this week
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>>144589337
Jennyfag is a mod and that's why they're unbannable
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>>144589359
its a lot more nuanced than that you third world nautical flag having faggot
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>>144589359
I am not a girl, you stupid canal monkey.
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I need your upset predictions for tomorrow!
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>>144589367
>nautical
Imagine if there were a spongebob bussy poster who was a giants fan. It would irreparably damage the reputation of this general.
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>>144589383
jenny is 4chan culture bud i suggest you get your lore weight up before speaking out of turn again
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I’m not discussing semantics with troons tripfriends or cartoon people
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Reminder to not believe Temujin's lies.
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>>144589390
Kys retard. You’ve been told by Raider fans to fuck off multiple times
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>>144589373
That’s right! You’re a grown ass woman.
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Pandemic/Post pandemic posters also deserve the rope
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>>144589405
Chill out, she's probably sensitive about her age
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>>144589413
*sniiiiiffffff*
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>>144589415
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>one minute apart
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>>144589426
Damn, dude. Imagine if Temujin had an identical twin sister.
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>>144589382
Steelers win
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>>144589437
Hope she makes it bros
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>>144589382
I want to say none, but there's always at least one big upset a week so I'm gonna guess the Cards.
>>144589440
Steelers are favored though?
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>>144589447
>blocks her path
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>>144589447
She will. Niners are winning the superbowl and Kamala will celebrate her team at the whitehouse
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>>144589458
>Steelers are favored though?
Might as well be underdogs.
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>>144589460
American on vacation in Mexico?
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I'm just secretly rooting for the Cardinals. I think they're onto something.
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>>144589483
Onto another heartbreak season because they're cursed.
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Root for this bussy
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>>144589483
MHJ is a steal, the fact they got him as late as 4 is a miracle. It really just does depend on Kyler, for better or for worse.
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>>144589051
>2. Beating the Dolphins after Tua died
The game was over by the 4th quarter
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>>144589119
The Raiders have Brock Bowers and Michael Mayer on their team. That's insane. They really are just a QB away but by the time they draft & develop that QB, the rest of the team will be shit again.
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>>144589556
>minshew and aoc out
>Michael Mayer plays as emergency QB
>27/36, 214 yds, 3 TDs (but only to Bowers)
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>>144589556
>they're just a QB away
That's what we thought too
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>>144589589
It's honestly jarring how the Broncos flipped from being seen as a possible contender to the very next season everyone saying they're in rebuild mode.
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>>144589589
>Russ' face when the buncos are paying him $37 million to LARP on the sideline
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>>144589589
As much as I want to sympathize with you cunts, i remember you and the fucking kiwi talking trash about how the raiders don’t have a qb and that they would end up last in the division. Sure it’s only week 3 and sure Minshew is far from a franchise qb, but I’m laffing at sushi Sean and Blo Dix getting their bussies blown out. But I am an older raiders fan that’s always hated the bumcos more than the choofs and their recent life lifelong fans of 6 years
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I just want a Panthers W tomorrow...
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BRING BACK CHIEFS AI SLOPPER
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>>144588505
>christianity
More like chudianity
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>>144589722
Can't believe he got bullied out of the genny lmao
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>>144589741
>tfw someone mentions refball
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>>144589541
Not how football works. Oops. Know your facts before you come at me little goof
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Ummmm...bros?
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I got banned on the nfl discord for trash talking Taylor Swift
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How we feeling Saintschads?
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If we pool all our money together we could buy the Panthers
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Buy this bussy
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>>144590058
None of them lead a 2-0 team.
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Alright but unironically, what does it feel like to get fucked in the ass? Any Lions fans wanna chime in? (I'm not one, just to be clear.)
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>>144590100
Not good without Taysom
But Im kinda interested to see how Carr responds with less protection
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>>144590100
Carr is 5-1 against Fangio. It's over.
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This nigga including games from last season to make it seem more impressive lmao
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>>144590256
How is it not relevant? They have a three game streak of 44+ points scored. Eagles have lost 6 of their last 8.
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>>144590245
Yeah Prentice is going to have to step up

>>144590247
>Carr is 5-1 against Fangio.
Because Fangio fucking HATES blitzing
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>>144589468
You're retarded
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>>144590301
Also, Shanahan offense destroyed the Eagles last year. Kubiak was there when niners put 40+ on Eagles.
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>>144590293
No, you do not have a "three game winstreak." You're 2-0, not 3-0. It's a new season. I know you fear the fraudulence in being another prematurely hyped team through a meager two weeks, but if you want to prove you aren't frauds, you're actually going to have to keep winning *this* season, not stretch back into January to add wins to the count
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The way people who support Bryce Young talk about him gives me Make a Wish kid vibes, they know deep down he's absolute dogshit and doesn't belong in the league but they'd rather lie than face the music
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4chan bros... r/nfl is laughing at us...
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1fmbr5u/comment/loa13p9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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>>144590653
Typical /nfl/ behavior being described here too btw
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>>144590465
i love when top draft picks are busts because its shows how all the "draft analysis" people are literally clowns just making shit up
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>>144590653
I saw that and had to wonder, what does he even mean by that... like calling the ref a jew? What does he even mean "4chan stuff"?
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>>144590733
He probably thinks calling someone a faggot is some depraved evil thing that could only come from such a vile website as this
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Nothing more boring in the world than NFL interviews
https://youtu.be/DVogi5VHBhI
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>>144590751
The only faggot currently here is the faggot posting r*ddit shit
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>>144587501
Buttplug is a little too big for him
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>>144590465
Zoomers that didn't graduate university before the pandemic can't handle criticism anymore so everyone tip toes when talking about them
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my butthole is ready for a saints loss and a falcons win

Cousins for MVP !
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>>144587695
*Mahomes would have thrown the deep ball, have it go incomplete, but then receive a late DPI call to move them up 35 yards anyways.
>ftfy
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>>144590796
Please shower
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>>144590862
don't worry mahomo will have to throw vs Simmons, Bates, and AJ Terrell tonight on SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL WITH NO PACHECO. ITS OVA
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>>144590898
we have PEELE
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>>144588311
Fucking kek, it could legitimately be a Donruss card from 1966
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>the offense being increasingly terrible has nothing to do with the increasing amount of black qbs and coaches, the defense just inexplicably got better and ran a decades old scheme despite the rules being changed for 15 years now! trust me reddit has figured this out
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Reminder that Bix Nood still hasn't thrown a TD yet
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>>144588621
When I played, no one could hit anything past PAT distance. Our coach went and found a guy on the soccer team that had a big leg but the soccer coach never played him so he wanted to poach him and get him to play football instead. He agreed since he was pissed about the lack of playing time, he went out and made a couple 30-35 yarders that looked easy for him. Dude wound up getting a scholarship to Temple just to be a kicker there.
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are the Rams really that bad? the 49ners are also plagued with injuries this should be a close game...
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>>144589137
I'm a Raiders fan and I'm a 36 year old, married, father of 2. You will never leave.
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>I'm on here arguing with literal dads
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5 bongs
30 bings
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>>144588280
Soon, now it's time to mise en place
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>>144588815
i'd put the saints over the bills. cincinnati is just trolling. if you put them at 10 now at 0-2 the sky is the limit for them. their schedule is going to make them the most overrated team in a long time by the end of the season. right now they are a barely average team that just lost their regular season super bowl.
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>>144591460
Stop
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>>144589437
Kamala means awful in finnish
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>>144591460
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>>144591552
Nah that's cap. Burrow been on his gat, he just ain't been had finna proven wanna gonna hummina hummina. No cap
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>poo Orleans
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>>144591625
You stop too
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>>144591589
Make me, bitch
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>league changes kickoff rules to encourage more returns
>they do this by rewarding the offense more for touchbacks
>defense is apparently fine with this
>it's just the same shit as last year but with a goofy looking special teams setup
lol
lmao, even
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>>144591768
38 dad of 3 btw, forgot to mention
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>>144591828
They were hoping teams would think letting offenses start at the 30 is a big deal. It really isn't. They should have made it the 40 if they wanted results. Most drives I would guess don't progress much beyond moving the chains twice, which from the 30 is still out of field goal range. Nobody cares
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>Chiefs to start Wanya Morris at left tackle vs. Falcons; rookie Kingsley Suamataia benched
Press F
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I aint hard 2 find
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Winner predictions for every game this week:
>Browns over Giants
>Titans over Packers
>Colts over Bears
>Texans over Vikings
>Eagles over Saints
>Steelers over Chargers
>Buccaneers over Broncos
>Raiders over Panthers
>Seahawks over Dolphins
>Ravens over Cowboys
>49ers over Rams
>Lions over Cardinals
>Chiefs over Falcons
>Bills over Jaguars
>Bengals over Redskins
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BAN COVER TWO!
The Bills and Chargers were forced to turn into a running teams because their QBs couldn't adapt to the new way defenses are playing. These teams were exciting and now they're boring. Ban cover 2!
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>>144592384
I know a guy who goes to Colorado and is friends with a player there. He says Deion is RUNNING THROUGH college snowbunnies, like it's just an open fact of life, and staff pretends like they don't know. Could end up becoming a big controversy soon if anyone starts talking.
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>>144592384
Shedeur final play is like playing arcade beginner difficulty in Madden
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>>144591959
Mahomes was getting bent over and fucked in the ass multiple times by the Bengals. Not sure why the GM thought it would be a good idea to start a rookie left tackle during a 3peat instead of signing a veteran. Now's not the time for on the job training.

Left tackle is arguably the most important position for the offense because they protect the blindside of your multi million dollar QB.
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>>144592581
*To be clear, it's not just Deion, supposedly all the Sanders get down like that and live like kings. But it's only Deion that would be controversial if media picked up on it.
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>>144592581
Ive heard he makes them suck their toe
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>>144592666
>their
i mean his
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>>144592708
Sounds like Deion behavior
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>>144592501
James Cook and JK Dobbins have been winning me a lot of bets though
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>>144591959
>Kingsley Suamataia
His main appeal was his athletisim and speed. What stood out in practice was his ability to move around the field and block for the running back, but now that Pachecho is gone Chiefs are going to throw so Kingsley is useless. He's really bad at protecting the QB since he's a roookie.
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>>144592501
Cover 2 u
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It’s game day!
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>>144592581
>>144592648
As an actual "college snowbunny" with actual friends at Colorado, I can assure you this is not a thing and if it were, I would know.
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>>144592965
Your fat friends are not involved, hope this helps
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>Giants vs Browns
Great meme potential
>Chargers vs Steelers
Probably slow as all hell

Which do I watch on TV?
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is the pitsburg steelmen playing today?
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>>144593029
The girls I'm talking about are very popular and tens, which is why I'm saying I would know. Take your weird racebaiting somewhere else.
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>>144593090
Your friends' words against my friend's, so stop acting so superior. You're naive if you think it's so crazy
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WE DEM BOYZ
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I've always wondered but why did the Titanic really sink? Seems to me it couldn't of just been a careless collision with an iceberg.
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>>144593057
Watching the Giants offense vs the browns d will be miserable.
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Chargers
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>>144592948
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>>144593445
But the QB play has great meme potential. Think of all the possible hilarious turnovers.
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do any of yall listen to talk tuah?
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>>144589437
Her and kap cursed the niners
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>>144592390
Garbage predictions. Mahomo isn't beating the best secondary in the league without pacheco. Learn football, you fucking shill bitch.
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>>144593261
In the offseason it's just a bunch of patriots homosexuals posting bussy and talking about sucking logs out of dude's assholes. In the regular season we get heterosexuals and thots in webms. The regular season posters are better.
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>>144593877
How does a RB that isn't even top ten so dramatically impact the passing game of a top 3 all time QB, in your mind?
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>>144593915
Why would you even respond to the village idiot
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>>144593877
>Mahomo isn't beating the best secondary in the league
The refs are beating them. Did you forget that the Chiefs are protected by the NFL? They only lose when the NFL wants them to.
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>>144593988
I'm collecting caps lol
>>144594009
You're still doing this? Did you at least sleep?
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>>144594009
Saved. Come and see me after the game. The failcons will be made to answer for the trash talk. When Mahomes cuts through the "best secondary" like a hot knife through butter you'll know the deed is done.
>>144594049
>I'm collecting caps lol
Me too.
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>best secondary in the league
>has one good corner
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>>144594131
I'll be in the game thread all night, you little bitch. And nice quotations on an undeniable fact. Justin Simmons is already a mahomo killer and now he's paired with Bates. enjoy your 2-1
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>>144594160
Terrell is one of the best man corners in the game with Simmons and Bates. Mike Hughes is slightly above average.
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Falcons are trash and have a black HC
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>>144594166
You will be blaming flags in t-minus 12 hours, if you stick around at all
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>>144593913
>Chorgers fan by the way
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>>144594237
Chiefs finna beat up on those bitches
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Not sure which fanbase is more dellusional between the Bears, Falcons, and Vikings. They're the most likely to post AI-slop and they suffer from unwarranted self importance. Talk after your team makes it to a conference championship game. Notice how you never see Titans or Steelers fans act like this.
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They would not make her go down to Atlanta just to see her team lose.
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>>144594360
Dont get me wrong nigga, i want the Kansas City Queers to lose and Mahomo to tear his ACL, MCL and everything else
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The only QB statistically worse than Gayleb Squealiums is Bryce Young
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>>144594368
>falcons are delusional
kekarooski…okay buddy
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>>144594376
Will Tay be safe in Atlanta with that crowd?
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>>144594368
Didn’t read, go kangz
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Justin deserves better
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>>144594376
I hope she's safe in that shithole
That's where Ray Lewis killed those two guys and got away with it
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>>144594429
Yes
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>>144594429
Thats where Von died. They already have a track record of killing famous singers
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>>144594368
are you retarded we were in the Superbowl and woulda won until our HC got the call to throw the game for more than what he makes to Tom Brady by calling ridiculously laughable plays
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>>144594368
lol shut up
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How many sleeper cell Bears fans have awakened now that Caleb is playing. These schizos have been gooning in their mom's basement for decades waiting for a day to show their faces again. /nfl/ is going to have its worst year.
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>>144594570
lmao
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>>144594570
I wasn't born when that superbowl was played. Why are you bringing up ancient history. It's a completely different team. Shanahan is with the niners. Your team is irrelevant.
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>>144594625
KWABM
Kek What A Business Mastermind
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i drank for 12 hours straight yesterday and legit feel like i am going to die right now
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>>144594670
Yea I chose not to drink last night so I wouldn't have an upset tummy for football today
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>>144594631
the superbowl was in 2016, meaning you would be 7 years old. keep posting though it's could for kids to use 4 chan
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>>144594583
tfw Nagy is my Chiefies OC and likely successor to Reid
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>>144594723
Mahomes went from being the best statistical player in NFL history under Eric Beienmy to a boring Tom Brady style game manager under Matt Nagy with league average stats. Chiefs only won last season due to defense but because they won Nagy kept his job so win or lose they were fucked.
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Mfw we're playing the toughest team in Mahomes' entire career, and must surely lose
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The Stoolers or Chorgers will be 3-0 today...
Good lord
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>>144594723
>>144594878
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>>144594935
based From watcher
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>Chase fined $31, 599 for the reffie altercation in the queefs game
das rite
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NEW

>>144587193
>>144587193
>>144587193
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>>144595322
Why is this blk clitty sissy boy burying his face into the chest of his White daddy dom? What made this blk boy sad? Did his blk boy sissy clitty start leaking midgame and he's embarrassed?
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I wish I could go see the rams play
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gimme a sec i'm baking new bread
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>>144588298
They also had one or two beautiful deep balls called back for penalties. It might have been luck but fields and Pickens had a connection last week
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Make a new bread lazy faggots
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>>144595743
botes
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>>144595738
I clicked on this thread so that I could copy and paste the OP to make a new one. Now that I've seen your post, I've decided that I'm not going to do it.
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>>144588414
They’ll lose to one team they should easily beat then offset it by beating a clearly better team through some bullshit. It’s what they do.
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>>144588757
No one practiced after school?
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>>144588907
>quits as a senior
>thinks he was a good HA player
Lol. Lmao even.

You hit puberty early and were bigger than everyone, then you weren’t good when everyone else caught up, so you quit. Do honestly think no one else started for their HS teams? It’s not that special.
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>>144587347
Based



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