the fleet would bootyblast your shit teamSources: Panthers getting Young trade inquiriesSources: Packers likely to start Willis vs. TitansNiners' Kittle downgraded to out against RamsTexans to be without Mixon (ankle) vs. VikingsBuccaneers' Vea, Johnson won't play vs. BroncosSeahawks move RT Fant to IR due to knee injurySteelers place starting RT Fautanu (knee) on IR
>>144595743My Steelers :)
Its gonna be another easy win for my Saints
>>144595754ARE POOP!
>fleet generalholy based
puckers
it's almost game time fellas! what snacks are we bringing to the table this fine Sunday? for me, there's nothing better than picrel and my Philadelphia eagles! fly eagles fly!
them chiefs
kangz
Kangz
>black qbs
>>144595843>>144595852It’s time, Vikiesbros.
BURRS TIME
They really tried to make this blk boy QB... he was the number one draft pick, he was supposed to be blk boy Tom Brady... lmao
will our girlie attend
>>144595873to be 1-2
>>144595899Hope she gets shot
What's the food play today?
>>144595856Brave man
>>144595929If you think the Bears will lose to the Colts, you must be a slobbering retard.
>>144595932pidser
>>144595754ARE EPIC!
>>144595932I’m making some cheesy ground beef quesadillas just in time for noon kickoff. Shit’s gonna be so cash.
>>144595932bacon and eggs so far
falcons win easily
>>144595976to carry all of our battlehawk friends :)
>>144595932Cover food
I hope Caleb gets plenty of touches today.
>>144596041PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELFI’M A MAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE
How we feeling today refgods? We gonna try for a third time to murder the steelers?
>POV: You're playing the Kansas City ChiefsWhat do?
>>144595932Lobster eggs Benedict with some gam and cheese hash.Go Burrs
>>144595961by 20 pointscap it
Pick 3 PPR chase, harrison jr, nabers aiyuk
>>144596136You can't do anything, refchads run the league.
>>144596136Write another check
>>144596136Bountygate Mahomie and put an end to this nonsense for the season.
>black QB's
>>144596147philosophically nabers is the #1 target and should get plenty of opportunities, but they're playing the browns and daniel jones is ass so do the other three
>>144595878We still seethe.> t. Panthers fan
Your thoughts about Mike Sando? Do you guys know some podcast that does previews and recaps by boomers?
>>144595976Big training exercises/show of force. We usually do one or two per year.
>>144596173Mahomes is protected because he's on a mission from god to make you seethe
Skol gang been making /sp/ seethe as per usual. Only a wise KANG, can rise above such pettiness.
>>144596147MHJ is going to burn these Lions CBs because lmao >lions cbs
>>144596228Forgot about this dudeWhat did the aints do with this twink?
>>144596219Fuck off yuro spic zoomie
>>144596173>mahomes goes out for the season>reffies cancel the season
>>144596228He's got a little sugar in the tank, don't he?
heeeeeey /nfl/!! Hope y'all are ready for some fabulous football action!!!! ;)
>chicago qbs
Is a blowout considered 2 scores or 2 TDs?
>>144596264He's the backup qb on gamedays and Rattler has been the inactive qb3 to start the season.
The kangz will somehow squirm their way to 5-0 by sheer luck and despite stupid turnovers. Then a mid season collapse will inevitably follow. Best case, they go to a wildcard game and lose.
>>144596270I'm an early millennial dude.
Cynthia sexo
Jets won a TNF game and I can just hate watch the Bills and Dolphinsbased
offense is dead. who killed it?
>>144596302>>144596314That BOY lookin mighty ZESTY. Pretty FRESH.
>>144596403The white supremacist who invented cover 2
>>144596403TWO HIGH SAFETIES?!
>>144596403hehe
a cover 2 formation just flew over my house
>>144595932Ordered some domino's to pick up
loins
>>144596244Things never change
look what daddy just got!!!!! this gameday is gonna be epic!!
>allow unrestricted holding for the offensive line>more DPI penalties>reduce defense to ten players>passing touchdowns worth 10 pointsAnyone got more ideas to save the passing game?
>>144596630Allow uncatchable passes to be considered complete if the quarterback looked "athletic" whole throwing it.
Reminder that Temujin is a woman.
>>144596677This and when a bears QB throws an incomplete pass flip a coin, if heads it's complete It won't get them to 4k yards but it might get them close
>>144596630Fuck offense
>>144596228I think i'm cute.I know i'm zesty.I got the looks.That drives the boys wild.I got the moves.That really move them.I send Chills.Up and down their spine.>ChorusI'm Just a zesty boy. (Zesty boy)I'll be your boy toy. (boy toy)I'm Just a zesty boy. (Zesty boy)I'm not your boy toy. (boy toy)Eat my bussy out boys
>>144596695Pics
Rams will not be using cover 2 because I dunno what defensive formation they use today lol.
gonna get our shit pushed in by baker fucking mayfield
>>144596567dang granma got ass
I wish Geno Smith a very merry 9-8 season
>>144596746Isnt broncos secondary bratty good?
>>144596746I live for Mayfield kino.
>>144596630They could try running the ball against two high safety looks
>>144596765This is Geno's year
>>144596805REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144596746Kyler Murray, doofus.
is justin herbert update?
>>144596935They'd be stupid to play him, so they probably will.
>>144595754Based
>>144596403>Zoomer QBs
>>144596969>Zesty QBs
>>144596403nah
rip mercury
>>144596957why? he's played through every injury he's had in his career
Who the fuck scheduled these prime time games? They should be killed.
>>144596746>absolutely state of loins fansbakey got ya quakey in week 3
>>144597004>Beating 3 historically bad defensesI bet you'll think putting up 30 on the Eagles bottom 4 defense will be an impressive milestone as well
ugh, my wives boyfriend hasn't woken up to give me the game tickets yet. im going to be late at this rate!!! chiefs bros root twice as loud for me!!
>>144595932This. A classic. Go Packers btw
Looks like Payton Wilson is going to be a top tier blk boy destroyer for the steelers, wild he was only selected in the third roundhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/L_U8qf38S2w
>>144597166a little early for the halloween music imo
>>144597165Whats between the beans and sausage?
my broncos need a win today!lets GO BO!
>>144597165Could go for that right now
Start who?Keon colemanZeke ElliotOr Pittman jr?
>>144597165>full englishsomeone post the webm
>>144596080BEEN THROWIN' FLAGS FOR A LONG LONG TIMEBOOTYBLASTED SO MANY A FANBASE
>Taysom Hill OUTOH NO NO NO
>>144597204ask your mom
>>144595932The unbeatable peanut butter and pickles sandwich
Why is he a turbo faggot?
>>144597216MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
>mfw it's Sunday gameday on /spee/It's almost time bois!!!!
>>144597204The sausage is right next to the beans
>>144597166I was begging /my team/ to take him in the 2nd. Of course Pitt got another good LB
>>144597204black pudding aka blood sausage
>>144597285>italian flagit's starting to make sense
>>144597056Where do I get these kino glasses?
>>144597285
>auburn sucks>rams suck>braves suckI want to end it all
>>144597335Why?
>>144597339Just take the offseason pill. I’m just gonna enjoy and watch good football games.t. Rams fan
You cannot stop it
>>144597237Saints should call Teboq to play TE/FB/QB gadget player.
>>144597339you should that'd be fantastic
Chorge status, fellow exile San Diegans? Also yes Fleets will bootyblast everyone.
>>144596403Cover 2 + shit O-Lines. If modern Offensive Linemen weren't so raw out of college, this current era would be a RB's wet dream. As good as the previous generation of QBs were, they fooled a lot of teams into thinking you don't need a good offensive line. Joe Burrow is injury prone because the Bengals never bothered to protect him early on.
>>144597397
>>144597412Stop what? Annoying AI? Probably correct dumb fag.
>>144597335look at them little niggas
>>144597410offseason pill?
>>144597305Yeah I thought it was weird no one grabbed him earlier considering how good he was at the combinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pjUdWpLvtY
>>144597320Chuds R Us
denegerate gambling bros...i wish you good luck this week
>>144597249Add mayonnaise and you could be my great grandmother
>>144597469Yeah. Rams season is over so I am looking forward for the offseason.
>>144597523Sounds pretty good desu
Real men chase their losses
After tomorrow we'll know our first group of elite (above .700) and bussy blasted (below .499) teams, with the elite being safe for a full week.>teams currently applying for elite TexansVikingsSteelersSaintsChiefs BillsChargers SeahawksBuccaneers >teams in danger of dropping to bussy blasted Everyone else except the Jets >teams who are bussy blasted Patriots
Chase this bussy
>>144597531are the rammies stuck with stafford long term
>>144597551Real men don't gamble
>>144597585pussy
>>144597573Oops meant>also bussy blastedBengalsRavensPanthersRamsGiantsBroncosColtsJags
>>144596209Nabers scores today i cannot bench him
>>144597611Like you'd know anything about getting that.
>>144597643ask ur mum lol owned
>>144597579Dunno but I figure I give him one more season before we move from him. Arch Manning is becoming more attractive as a first overall pick. Rams need to fix the o-line. Need.
1 bong 30 bings
>>144597501>t.
>>144597573If a team manages to rise from bussy blasted to elite through the season, can we say that they had a successful bussy reconstruction?
What's the difference between a zesty nigga and a sweet nigga? Is it just tops and bottoms?
>>144596180"COVER 2s could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be COVER 2s anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE COVER 2s" he thought.
Post your picks, you'll cowards>Colts -1.5Colts have gone 36-11 in games after failing to cover a spread by 8 or more points. Bears have 31st ranked offense. Colts will be trying to avoid an 0-3 start in front of their home crowd, and I believe they will. >Eagles +3 Everybody and their mom, grandma, aunt and uncle is going to be on the Saints here. Almost 70% of public money is on the Saints to cover the spread. Vegas isn't in the business of losing 70% of bets. Saints have looked impressive, but a key stat stands out here: teams coming off back-to-back games of 35+ point scoring have gone 42-58 ATS in their next game. This is a classic letdown spot for Saints.>Daniel Jones over 0.5 interceptions I autobet this every week, and against a stellar Browns defense I could see him giving up multiple interceptions. Take the over 1.5 at plus odds if you're feeling extra spicy.>Rams +6.5Rams will also be looking to avoid the 0-3 start in front of their home crowd, and a veteran like Stafford understands the importance of doing such. I'm not overly impressed with the Niners this season, and without the CMC safety blanket, Purdy looks like the mediocre QB that he is. Also, home underdogs of 6 or more points are 8-0 ATS so far this season.>Falcons +3Classic road letdown spot for the Chiefs. These are the kind of random ass games they lose outright. Key stat: defending SB champs are 11-23 ATS in their first road game the following season. I think Falcons keep this close and possibly even win outright.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>>144597501this
>>144597825lions, saints and bengals ML lets get it
>>144597579>>144597673Stafford restructured his contract so that he has minimal guarantees still on the books. If this season is lost to injury, the Rams are in a position to move on cleanly. Jimmy G and Stetsy B are auditioning for bridge guy status.
>>144597825BuccsSeahawksTexans Saints
>>144597236PLEASED TO MEET YOU, IM HERE TO REF THIS GAAAME, BECAUSE, HUSTLING YOU IS THE, PURPOSE OF TOOODAY
>>144597695Yes.A successful Buss-C-L repair
LIBERALS and CALIFORNIANS are coming after your beloved COVER 2 defense! What will you do to stop them?
>>144597893>stedson bennet
How come NFL fans don't storm the field after a big game like college fans do?
GWAN THE LADS
I don't know why Houston is favored away against the Vikings. The Texans come across as a very finesse-oriented team and struggle when getting punched in the mouth by physical defenses. Darnold won't miss receivers like Caleb did.
>>144597893Anon, the mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays
today we are all saints
>>144598087much much fatter people
>>144598053Cut my grass with a 2 stroke mower from the 50s
>>144598087They used to until Goodell cucked the league.it's a soul vs. soulless situation
>>144598116Texans are very overrated right now due to Stroud. They haven't been playing good defense but caleb hid that
>>144598087They used to but fans would cause too much damage so the owners have anybody who storms the field arrested.
>>144595976Look again, there’s four.
Do you consider the Giants to be a boring franchise?
fields friends, we're going 3-0
>>144598187>Marlboro in the background SOVL
1 hour 13 minutes until I can watch my vikies with my vikies friends
>>144597695Bengals are due for a successful bussy reconstruction season. They always start 0-2 and finish with a winning record.
>>144598116Vikes are starting to feel the injury bug though. Gonna be interesting to see how a couple of key former Vikings in Hunter and Diggs are gonna perform.
>>144598232I’m thinking BASED
My Cowboys would bootyblast these teams
>>144598232>>144598396Hello, based department?
My booty would shitblast both these teams
>>144598407Teens. Your Cowboys would bootyblast teens.
>>144597664> US flag> mumFag
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
>>144598554uhhhh based
Please tell me why the saints are a guaranteed win over the eagles. I think otherwise.
>>144598231Need to get my paws on a nice jacket like that. I believe you call them letterman jackets?
>>144598585He is spelling it correctly
>>144598635There is noting based about pedophilia. Pedos are disgusting and should all be arrested. Go Lions btw.
drank from 10 am to 11:30 pm yesterday pounding drinks and today i literally feel like im dying. How can I get back to normal fast?
>>144598646Because they get shitter shattered every time they go to the dome
>>144598717NAC
Who would win in a fight to the death? A grizzly bear from Chicago, or a lion from Detroit?
>>144598717Drink more
>>144598717water. a lot of fucking water, preferably with some electrolyte packets if you have then, if not just pour a bit of salt in the water.also some headache meds. personally, excedrin extra strength works great for me
>>144598677This is an American thread, euros, auscucks, kekwis, or whatever the fuck you are (it doesn't matter) can fuck off to their 100 other soccer related threads.
>>144598717Time, sleep, and water. Please don’t do that anymore anon.
>>144598745>ynr the Lattimore arse interception
>>144598762A grizzly bear would fucking destroy a lion without breaking a sweat.
>>144598717Hair of the dog nigger. Forget those other anons silly suggestions.
>>144598770It's pronounced mum, not mom, no one says it like mom
as a retard who's trying to learn, what's the game to watch out of the first set?
>>144598717Imagine only doing that one day onstead of every day.Giwtwm
>>144598717Thanks for reminding why I shouldn't drink. Take care
>>144598812I do
>>144598664Yes. Also varsity jackets or baseball jackets. Not quite Savile Row but it'll do.
>>144598770>foreigners enter our thread to appreciate the unquestioned superiority of our glorious sport>>go back to your shitty divegrass threads Don’t be so rude. Billions must appreciate American football.
>>144598717Lmao drink more you pussy
>>144598812Australia was a mistake
Everyone keeps saying saints but my gut says eagles. Trust my gut and vote eagles! I’m putting my money on it.
>>144598826Texans - Vikings
>>144598792you are unbelievably retarded my guy. A lion is a born and bred precision killer, bears are just fat and big
>>144598770;_;
>>144598826How do you have am option? I only get cbs or fox
>>144598826You should watch the Titans game for some Will Levis disaster kino.
>>144598881>with my superior speed and technique, I will surely be able to take out this gr-ACKThe last thoughts of a gay ass lion who tries to start shit.
>>144598863The Euro, or whatever southern hemisphere cringe country you come from, is incapable of appreciating Football (also orientals except those Samoan looking motherfuckers). It's just genetically impossible. No point attempting to cater to them.
>>144598717Drink water, eat food with lots of carbs, and take a nap
>>144598717electrolytes
>>144598826Texans vikings or eagles saints. Look at what each position group is doing and try and see if theyre doing it good or failing.
i'm so fucking bored. start the games already
>>144598863the fact that you even think your handegg nigger crash is a sport compared to futbol is insane
>>144598993>>>/reddit/
>>144598881The grizzly bear has the size advantage over the lion. Grizzly bears can weigh between 400-600 pounds. Alaskan grizzlies can weigh up to 1,200 pounds, though he did specify that it’s a grizzly that is from Chicago. Adult male lions can weigh 330-550 pounds. The grizzly has the weight and height advantage and it’s a 1v1 duel to the death. The grizzly has incredibly thick skin that would be difficult for the lion to bite through. Like all big cats, lions kill their prey by aiming for a bite to the neck, which would be difficult to accomplish because of the grizzly’s superior size.
>>144598762Lions are particularly scary when they see you as food. Bears beat most animals in a life or death situation.
Eagles vs Saints Gamethread>>144598953>>144598953>>144598953>>144598953
>>144598993We're sending you back in January, Pablo
>>144599025>52 minutes early:/
>>144599013>Like all big cats, lions kill their prey by aiming for a bite to the neckwhich is exactly why the hear would get killed you stupid fucking moron. Are you hearing yourself???
>>144599077Compare the neck of a gazelle to the neck of a fucking grizzly bear anon.
>>144599077A bite to the neck sounds like a great way to kill a gazelle, not a fucking grizzly bear.
>>144599077The lion wouldn’t be able to reach the bear’s neck. The grizzly has the height, reach, and weight advantage. The lion couldn’t find a safe way to maneuver inside to attack the grizzly’s weak spot without getting pulverized.
This thread is proof that all catfags are clinically retarded.
>>144599148It's the parasites the cats gave them. Pls understand
>>144599077Hard to imagine a Lion getting its chompers around this lady's neck
>>144599148Shut up, faggot.
>>144599172what parasites? my cats are on heartworm meds...
>>144599077Bears are terrifying creatures
>>144599195toxoplasmosis
alot of retards in this thread displaying there ignorance of big cats big cats don't go for the neck bite right away retards. They use their huge claws to stab and slash at the neck and then go for the bite.Fucking RETARDED FUCKS
These niggas on Fox think every team is "for real"
>>144599194>defending cats>calling other people faggotsTOTAL CAT DEATH
>>144599235While Amazon Chad's only know that ITS ON.also> MARSHAWN ON THE PANEL WHEN
>>144599215>toxoplasmosisoh, the horror
cats are based
>>144599227>try to stab and slash at the neck>get mogged by the bear>fucking die
>lion uses claws to stab and slash at the neck of the grizzly>except it can’t actually get in range without getting pulverized>grizzly rears up and obliterates the feline with one swipe
>Panthers have turned down 4 trades for YoungWho the fuck is trading for him?
bussy retards
TIRED OF FALCONS PLAYING NATIONALLY TELEVISED GAMES SLING DOESNT HAVE FUCKING NBC
>>144599284Maybe if you kept dogs as a pet and didn't just eat them you would feel differently> ib4 "I'm not XXXX (gross subhuman country, I'm a YYY (gross subhuman country)I don't care
>>144599268article writing about positive effects of toxoplasmosis clearly written by someone infected. reposted by someone infected
>>144599322Teams are looking for a new blk boy for the White players to pass around the locker room, y'know, to relieve stress and stuff
nice football discussion homos
>>144599379>keep this drooling, shit eating parasite infested mongrel inside your home!dog owners are faggots
>Rob Lowe calling Chiefs refbabbieskek
If Caleb doesn't play well today, I will fucking kill myself.
Run the fucking ball down their throats
>either 1 step closer to Mccarthey being fired or we destroy the Ravens seasonIm feeling good about the game today boys, I cant lose.
I don’t even think Young would be good for the CFL or the XFLIf you’ve actually looked at his throwing mechanics, he often gets up on his tippy toes to throw the ball downfield. This results in lowered accuracy and less power. His o-line for the most part is actually doing a good job. He refuses to stay inside the pocket and he creates sacks. No defenses are scared of him. He’s done.
>>144599441Dogs are based. Stop being brown.
bearsie bros how we feeling?
>>144599494dogs are only good for stew meat
>>144599518like a black bear
>>144599518Hungry. Zesty. In our element.
>>144599535You gotta go back
>>144599480>if we lose we win
>>144595932i've been up all night as i work graveyard, had some aglio e olio with bacon and green beans for breakfast. then some taquitos a bit ago, trying to fight the urge to order doordash,i have a ton of food in the house and it's such a bad habit. it's usually around $30 and i order too often
i kiss my dog on the lips! not weird!
>>144599535based
>>144595932i'm gonna fast til the afternoon get those weird brain waves
>>144599518I haven't panicked even a little bit yet, but a bad game against the Colts might set me off. Richardson should be easy to exploit. Their defense isn't nearly as good as Houston. We need to run the ball to give Caleb better 2nd and 3rd down situations, and more time to throw.
What the fuck were scouts thinking with young? This severely damages their credibility. He has NOTHING. NO makings of an nfl quarterback. Shorter than Kyler Murray and lacks Kyler’s arm, accuracy, and speed. His o-line is actually doing a good job. HE creates sacks. At least JaMarcus had a cannon of an arm and wasn’t short and slow.
Swifties get the rope
>>144599557Yes. I want the Cowboys to implode entirely for their hubris. Jerry should have fired Mccarthy the morning after the playoff game, not forced this fossil of a coach onto the fanbase for the 4th season. I already went through 10 years of the clapper, I wont do it again for this fat talentless fuck.
>>144599669stfu his owner is trash. 3 coaches in 18 games what do you expect
>>144599641Based. I want a big day from Khalil Herbert. Gotta pound the rock. So glad that useless bum Travis Homer is on IR now so Waldron can't play favorites.
I want a franchise quarterback who sucks cock and eats ass and gets fucked in his ass with cocks and eats cum. Basically, I want Aaron or Caleb as my quarterback.
>>144599535>>144599613based Haitians
>>144599704>paying dirk pickscoot
I would heem the bear and the big cat
For me it's American college athletes
When my Chiefs beat the fuck out of the Failcons I want an IMMEDIATE APOLOGY!Captcha: you aren't solving me buy a 4chan pass
>>144599725Bryce is in a terrible situation obviously and would be better on any other team, but he still wouldn’t be good even on the 49ers.
>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 9m @StaceyDalesreports that #Bears QB Caleb Williams will wear a wristband today for the first time, with hopes of having a faster and cleaner operation. Smart adjustment.
>>144599799damn..
>>144599799>American females no longer look like this so they use AIPoor amerifats
>>144599807falcons are going to win my guy
>>144599807Does anybody think the Falcons have a chance?
>>144599821>black qb can't remember the plays
>>144599480fat mike is not coming back without getting to the owl and we know that's not happening
>>144599873They're only a 3-point underdog, Anon.
>>144599859thats a men
>>144598590GET IN HERE
My Packers WILL win today
>>144599913>
>>144599864American females still look like that.
I am nervous.
>cowgoys fans still posting after their owner admits hes enthralled by dak's bbc and thats the only reason they paid him 60mdownright peculiar
>>144599942Good
>>144599939could you just not take the bait for once?
>>144599942I would heem that hippo.
>>144599942Moo deng
Bros! How's it looking for my Bears today? We are going against a QB that seems to have some confidence issues through the first 2 weeks and is having severe accuracy problems. I feel like this is a winnable game!
I know my Browns are banged up but surely they walk all over the lowly Gnats, r-r-right?
>>144599977Imagine drafting someone with a less than 8.5 incher
>>144599942i'm excited to see what the chargers are gonna do don't really care about the outcome all that much
Someone else please bake the redzone thread, I can't make it today
>>144600010Anon, I...
>>144599929thats stevie nicks in 1980
chargers - steelers game thread>>144600051>>144600051>>144600051
>>144600010Defense is going to eat like usual. Big question for today - can our coked up retard OC finally figure out how to run the ball?
>>144599977>hang out with comedian>make a jokewow it's nothing, please make better ai slop what does joe biden have to do with this
>>144599704I believe Dallas will win today. People mistakenly believe that the Saints won because of their run game and ran all over the Cowboys. It's not true. Carr had like 200 yards passing and 3 tuddies before the Saints started running.
Who's gonna be the 3+ TD guy today?
>>144600065someone already made one
well endowed qbs never win anything, with the sole exception of Nick Foles. that’s why Brady and Mahomes are the GOATS and Levis and Dak are shitters.
>>144600082ceedee lamb
PantherBros... we are so bad. Don't you miss these days?
>>144600010They shouldn't let up more than 20 points. They need to get 100+ yards rushing against a struggling Colts defensive line to get the win
>>144600101i believe this now
>>144600082Adam Thielen
broncos suck
>>144600082Kyler Murray
>>144600082MHJ
When did derek Carr get so fucking hot
>>144600121>was on a 15-1 Bears team>coached a 15-1 Panthers teamHow the fuck did this happen to him twice?
how do you avoid the goon trap when taking adderall
trap this bussy
Packers - Titans Game Thread>>144600185>>144600185>>144600185
>>144600174the demiurge enjoys irony
>>144600181>zoomer humor
>>144598784Don't tell him what to do, you aren't his real dad.
>>144600082The Red Rifle.It would be so funny.
>>144600082ohtani
>>144600241>bench Young for a real QB>team becomes eliteIf that happens I'll do nothing special
>sports betting
>>144600082Josh Jacobs
Saints by 21 calling it now
Joe Alt is about to get daddy dicked, I fear
what game should I watch today because my team is on tomorrow?
15 minutes until I get to watch my vikies with my vikies friends
>>144600241He's magnitudes better than Bryce Young. It's amazing how many games a franchise is willing to lose to develop a quarterback.
>>144600445b a s e d
>>144600426RedZone
>>144600426My Steelers and our 9-6 game against the Chargers
anyone else seeing lamar jackson flirting with blondie
>this was a helmet from the 70sNo wonder they all have mush for brains
>>144600426Watch the Bears defense
>>144600464The crazy thing to me is that people really think putting the QB out there who's not ready is "developing" a QBJust a great way to get a qb to get stuck into bad habits and permanently fuck him up and never play to the best of his abilities
>>144600520bird looks great though
R u rdy for sum footbawl!
>>144600520that helmet rules though?
>>144599104>>144599104>>144599104>>144599104>>144599104vikies vs strouds
>>144600419Will be exciting to watch Joe vs Watt.
>>144599919My Titans WILL find a way to lose today
>>144599570Bad ass breakfast burritos tho
>don't have to be miserable until tomorrow nightfeels good
DO people actually listen to this guy?
Bears vs colts >>144600779>>144600779>>144600779
ELI5: can someone explain the skol faggotry?
>>144600855skål is "cheers!" in swedish when you raise your drink
>>144600855i think its a brand of smokeless tobacco pouches
>>144600790Boomers mainly
>>144600790>sponsored by draftkingsmakes me think
At 4:25pm ET today, my Wions show you why they’re taking the Superbowl this year.
whoa an actually nice throw from watson into tight coverage browns might be back
>>144600498Maye is a future HOFer for sure. The way he keeps that ball and doesn’t let a fumble happen on his watch.
saints season is over
>>144600596he cute
malik "lamar jackson" willis
Goof vs Goff odds today?
Some make a Cardinals/Lions thread so it might be at 400 posts by the time the game is over.
>>144601241are Malik and Caleb related, or is this racist to ask?
>>144598717Your team needs to cover the spread for it to go away
bo nix GOATED
Levis-esque
>>144601300They should run the ball more today. I'm thinking it's gonna be Goff today.
>bears kickers
>>144601382Stupid fucking receiver should have caught it
>>144601328you aren't allowed to ask anymore questions
>>144601430>you won't have to do much work here
>>144601328Coward
>saints goalposts say choose love>choose to protect priests that really, really love boys
>toxins
>Flip on CBS>Paid Programming instead of the early game>Flip on Fox>Saints game is on>Video keeps cutting outFuck this I'm going back to sleep.
Damn the Texans getting exposed
>bucscome on, don't fucking lose to DENVER all of teams,..
So is Levis just a lesser version of Josh Allen? These inexplicable mistakes are concerning.
Jalen Hurts is going to be benched by the end of the year.
my saints are done for without McCoy…
>steelers
How do you say 'collapse' in Philadelphian?
>>144603192Bussin’ tuddy :)
>buccs >Toxins
>>144602802>gettingThey let Anthony Richards throw for 300 yards and barely beat the clots, and then eeked by the caleb williams bearswe've been exposed the past 2 weeks, and seeing how the vikes demolished the niners, this was expected
I don't think Wilson is getting that starting position, bros
>>144603092bump
>Booker Mayflower>Gaylen Squirts>Bustin Pervert
Bears and Colts are both in QB hell rn
I just can't believe the Bucs are this bad against this team.
>>144602802They were bound to play a good defense eventually.
Coach Todd Bowel Movement
JT is the best RB in the league now that Henry is washed. I will entertain no arguments.
I was wrong about last Sunday. Today is the REAL fraud check day
>My tummy hurts :(
What a fucking comback. My man is on pace to be mvp
>>144604180Bearfags are going to watch highlights from the steelers game and kill themselves
>>144604576Not a comeback, as he was never there before
>Sam Darnold attributes his success to learning how to study from Brock PurdyUnfathomably based.
>>144604576>coupons >darnold Vikings just fucking love shanahan qbs.
I can't wait for the Caleb Williams vs. Kyler Murray rivalry in the UFL in 5 years.
>>144604797> Caleb Williams vs. Anthony Richardson FTFY
Lmao how the fuck are the Bucs getting btfo by the Broncos?
>>144604913I could see all 3 and Danny dimes in the UFL
>>144604797>Kyler Murrayhe just had a game put in the HOFhe's not going anywhere
Buccs finally on the board
>>144604990Daniel Jones is actually cutting through Browns defense like water right now. We might have to pen an apology letter.
need a ladyboy gfgo bills
For me it's Rhea Ripley pegging my bussy with a 10 inch black dildo while slapping my balls
>>144605130This but with ryback
>>144604958Todd Bowles master blitz isn't working.
>>144605130>slapping my ballsthis isnt as fun as it sounds, trust me anon
>burrs>gayleb
>inside the 5>toss the ball 5 yards behind the LOSSTOP DOING THIS. Just lineup in the I and pound that fucker in there.
>Malik Willis 9/11 158 yards, 6 rushes 73 yards TD>Caleb Williams 12/20 130 yards INT
so... are the vikings elite? do i need to worry?
>>144605072Ok, so maybe he's not the worst QB.
I wonder how this season ranks in terms of total points scored through 2-3 weeks. Seems like every game is pretty low scoring compared to all other seasons the past decade or two.
Packers need to get Jacobs going this half. Hopefully they get him on the edge more, the Titans interior DL is really really good
>there are "analysts" who think Caleb Williams is better than Daniel Jones
>>144605368Lol no, especially if you have to to play them in the playoffs
>everybody crowning Stroud as an elite QB>looking like shit vs viqueensOSU QBs always show their true colors
>Levis>66 pass yardsNEVER fall for the "raw talent but big strong arm" meme.
>>144605742>their true colors...black?
>>144605368They are the most the cursed and hated team by God in the NFL. Probably not.
>Browns defense getting absolutely exposed by Danny DimesYea... I'm thinking about them >white QBs again
>6 early games>6 black quarterbacks>1 half played>1 touchdown thrown>3 interceptions thrown>2 fumblesTHE EVOLUTION OF THE BLACK QUARTERBACK
>>144605775Stat pad against shitters, and turn to shit against real teams. They're basically the Cowboys of QBs.
>>144605843>They're basically the Cowboys of QBs....mexicans?
>>144603012I consider Levis black
The NFL is really fucking terrible this year I don't really feel like watching
Black qbs are destroying this sport
>Will Levis>ChristianIs this a grift or something? That's clearly a jewish last name.
The vikings are fucking legit. Beat the 9ers and are making the texans look like scrubs
>>144605971because there are 32 shit teams
>>144605985>nfl qb Chad>jewishCmon anon be better
>>14460601731 shit teams. My nanners only lost last week because CMC was injured
>>144605769More like don't pick a guy that mixed mayo with coffee
>>144606066Not a Chad from the video I saw.
>>144605971>>144605983What's even worse is that Goodell changed dozens of rules to give the QB ans offenses more help, basically baby-proofing the game for them, and they are STILL this terrible. Thanks a lot, George Floyd. Look NFL, I promise to personally END RACISM if you stop trying to meme >black QBs. Deal?
Any. Given. Sunday. Tho giants fans are going to insufferable thanks to them slapping around a humble peanut oil enthusiast.
I thought the Titans would be way better than this. The biggest disappointment of the season so far.
Goddamn, what happened to the Eagles since their undefeated start last year? Did they forget to win? Did Hurts use up all his talent?
>>144606273they were schedulebabbies last year but even then hurts has not looked anything like a 50m quarterback
Sam Darnold
>richardson has clean pocket>doesn't set feet at all>misses WR who has nobody within 10 yards of him, INTNFL has to step in, QB play is so fucking bad right now
>>144606343His name? Say it. Sam. Darnold.
The Browns are going to plant some evidence to get Watson arrested to get him off the roster. Holy shit, they really fucked themselves with that contract.
>>144606177No. One. Asked.
>>144606343
>>144606364Blame college talent evaluations. The run away from the 145lbs account style offense these QBs are used to makes them look like gods. I have a feeling within the last ten years a lot of the old heads were forced out of rooms and replaced by stat watchers and well, political hires.
>>144606273Lost both of their coordinators from the SB run.
>>144606364My favorite thing is picking up project qbs in the first round.
>HERBERT HURT>HEINEKEN TIME
this is the future of the QB position and it's beautiful you racist chuds
>>144606445Just call them niggers
texans bros, wtf is going on?
Multiple consecutive uncalled holds by iggles right now
>>144606528>black qbs
>Sam Darnold currently leads the league in passing TD's
>>144606528CJ Stroud is a mam of God and monnesomalia is godless
>>144606364QB play is almost as bad as the temp refs were during that lockout season.>>144606499Goodness gracious
>those Stroud numbers right nowHas Flores earned another shot to become a Head Coach?
>>144606364He was shit at Florida too. These teams have years of college games to look over and they instead throw it all away and draft off irrelevant shit like the combine or isolated workouts on an empty field.
>>144606499This game is peak niggerball slop
>Eagles special teamsHoly shit they are ass
>>144606595X's and O's is like 25% of being a great HC, he's better off being the next Wade Phillips
>>144606499>this is what the nfl tells you is top 32 at the position in the entire nation
Goddamn, it's taking me 9 hours to make one post because of the Captcha isn't loading.
I'm starting to think Mahomes isn't that great. If you put him in the league 15-20 years ago with all those QBs, he'd be above average and have 0 rings.
>>144606683Shit's garbage, mod's probably and eagles fan, doesn't want people talking shit>bad status 502Eat a dick
>>144606616I said years ago that Josh Allen working out was going to doom a lot of teams, every arrogant coach and GM thinks they can develop the next Josh Allen
>>144606683Same
>>144606835Right blame Josh Allen and not the fact they've pushed shitty black qbs for 20 years
black qbs are utter dogshit and it's a fucking joke that half the league has one starting.
>>144606683It's a site wide error, Gookmoot forgot to pay the bills again. Although I say that, I haven't had any issues
>>144606683Better watch out Anon, you don't want to hurt the UNPAID moderation team's feefees.
Entire Eagles team is dying
COMMENCE THE CHORGE
College football defensive coordinators need to apologize for letting qbs run all over their defenses. It's getting out of control and bleeding into the NFL. It's so bad that Notre Dame's white QB has 6 rushing tds and one passing TD. Every other team now has a running QB and many teams are just running rpo garbage.
I blame all the soft penalties like falsestarts or illegal formations for the low scoring offense so far this season. That's wiped out so many big plays like in Ravens-Chiefs game.
>>144606997Salty.
The Sam Darnold led Vikings look like the best team in the league.
>Barkley dragging the Eagles to a leadThey still have a chance.
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