Tony "the cat killer" Tiberi editionCurrent and upcoming races:25.09 Omloop van het Houtland 1.125.09 World Championships - Mixed Relay TTT WC28.09 World Championships WE - Road Race WC29.09 World Championships ME - Road Race WC29.09 - 06.10 PETRONAS Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro01.10 - 06.10 Cro Race 2.101.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.101.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE02.10 Betcity Elfstedenrace 1.103.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE06.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.106.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro07.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro08.10 - 13.10 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT08.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro 08.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE09.10 - 13.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro10.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro12.10 - 14.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.112.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT13.10 Chrono des Nations 1.113.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE15.10 - 17.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT WE15.10 - 20.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT16.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/JBDRb1Eq>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>144565475
hello darkness my old friend
NOTHING is harder in this world than being a jay vine fan and believer
>>144597441he would've put in a really fucking good time
Humiliation ritual for Primoz
>>144597419hahahahahahahahahahahaha, humiliation ritual
lol
>Roglic
roglic brutally MOGGED
Ganna getting motopaced
Rog need to rest
ganna did negative split in the olympics
>>144597487motopaced by roglic's fat arse
>>144597419holy grim, roglic should retire from tt
that was really helpful for him
Lel calm down José, he has it easily
thought you weren't allowed to draught
it's gonna be CLOSE
It's gonna be close or?
REMCOREMCOREMCO
literally cannot stop BAMMING
YES REMKINGS WE WIN AGAIN
easy
BAM
>>144597507obviously intentional, rogla hates memco but knows he can't beat him here, so he decided to give ganna a hand
oui me
great timing just when the soccerball is starting
only was “close” because of Roglic
>>144597568Roglic was completely surprised lol
>>144597583Ganna didn't get back 13s from that
remking will have a bigger legacy than poggers
DOUBLE BAM TODAYPOP THE VINO WILFRIED
inshallah
>>144597580out
>>144597572tankwoman
>>144597608How can one man be so always "On de afspraak"?
Don't care I'm still a Vinester
Tarling 4th as per usual, kek
buttassbundarusbert can post the top 10
>>144597603>every rider in this picture will be gone at some point
top 20where's joao?
>>144597441Holy crap. Him winning zwift and getting a pro contract really was a monkey paw wish
top 10
This is such a weird season from Remco in terms of results.Also, either triple crown or an olympics+wc sweep (or Grug with a steel chair).
>remco had no powermeterlol
low ganna at the bottom
wait, radio is allowed in ITT?
Tarling looks like he's being psychologically tortured every time he has to speak to somebody face to face, is this how interviews are going to be from now on with gen alpha? How long before they start to give press conferences and post-race interviews by txt?
Rodri dood
>>144597631just can't stop proving the haters wrong
>>144597721makes sense, you can't have a moto giving timing to each rider
>>144597721yes
is remco the second person ever to win both the oly ITT and the wc ITT in the same year
top 30
>>144597752the next leo hayter get that kid out of that depressing team
>without powermeter
>>144597788Bissegger is so fucking bad. what happened?
>>144597763remking doubters have been very quiet on /cyc/ the last few months
>>144597804is leo hayter the lad with the personal Mein Kampf blog or was that someone else?
we should get tankman together with this tankwoman
>>144597834he gave up after the embarrassing tour TT was broadcasted to millions of normies on the goyflix showhe actually talked about this on a podcast and sounded really lethargic about cycling as a whole, they talked to him about how exited he must be to have a TT on his home circuit and he was just like "ehhh don't care"that guy is cooked and should retire
>>144597848yes
>>144597834He's peaking for the mixed relay TTT (zonder Marlen)
heathman better than chessman, lmao
>>144597834he genuinely never recovered from chuting twice in that rainy TT
>>144597752he can barely find words and he's native english speaker, presumably. very awkward
Next week looks grim
>>144597967long edging session to the big moment
>>144597967>ompoop van het woutland
>>144598002>pogi goes with 60km to go
>>144597752>>144597946probably just cant speak in front of a crowd, imaginary or real. Same guys who are shaking uncontrollably in school when they hold a 20 minute talk in front of what is essentially just their friends.
>>144598033you're always so negative bertrand, enjoy it a little
>>144598033he honestly didn't look that good in leafland and remco looks great
at least Rog is happy
Love the roglic interview like always>phwoah it was hard ah>painful ah
>>144597982>all the italians
>>144598122>high as a horse on tramadol>didn't chutesounds like a perfect day for him
>>144598122SGF 1000 stare
>>144598139>ah, pain. can't remember the last time I felt it properly with all that tramadol in me system
>me looking at oumi's ass
>it is what it is
>>144598208based big bunda beurette believer
>>144597982
The age of the lanklet is over, the time of the manlet has come
Cancellara spotted
Please rise for the national anthem of Belgium
>>144598418inspecting the bikes
>>144598418>Fabien
>>144598451can't wait for these guys to do any ironman with Grug
>>144598703kek
>>144598703lmaooo
Funny how MVDP, Merlier, Philipsen, Mads and WVA all have roughly the same number of wins
>>144598703Affini is Czech, not debatable.
>>144598766From this we can conclude they are all equally good.
>>144598703Based
borderline false advertising
>>144599448Vingo with off-season hairy legs
>>144599448>mfw the Dutch add an "ij" into a new random word
remking proves powermeters are a scam and hold you back
>>144599565I will now destroy 3 power meters. Curse you tech for holding me back
1. Eddy Merckx2. Rik Van Looy3. Roger De Vlaeminck4. Freddy Maertens5. Rik Van Steenbergen6. Tom Boonen7. Remco Evenepoel8. Johan Museeuw9. Lucien Van Impe10. Philippe GilbertAgree or no?
>The Briton is going through a difficult period in his career and has a hard time getting out of the negative rut. He doesn't just find his performance at the World Championship disappointing for himself. "I feel guilty towards the people who support me and help me. I let them down. I'm going to try to get myself going again for next season. Focus on 2025 then, right?"grim times at the ineos entourage, wtf goes on down there
>>144599959>this clown rates pre-covid cyclingshouldnt have clicked on the +, kwab
Crêpes on the menu for tonight Berts, what toppings do you want?
>>144598703Lol good one, love the midget king.Posting some sloppa I had at the local chinese restaurant (really good one actually, best we have here). Sliced beef hear, stomach and tongue in a chili-peanut sauce. Absolutely delicious, will try again. There's also one dish with pork intestines that I want to try.
I want to be happy for Remco but deep down inside I will always hate him because he's a manlet. How do I fix this?
>>144600066>dis nigga eating stomachbased, putting stomach into your stomach is peak feasting
I am back and I bring some HOT takes:>van der POEL is WASHED>GAUDU will win 2025 RVV>Evenepoel is washed>Ganna is washed>Oingerang is washed>Vacek is washed>Tarling is washed>Roglic is just training on slovenian's NT dimeI wonder if our boy Rosenbert would score Top 40 today
pig would've easily won this, BIG asterisk if you ask me
>>144600260cut off your legs
interesting year it's been
>rog didn't even top 10At this point I'm not sure he'd be a valuable domestique to pogs world win
>>144600563Let's say that I hope for a bit more uncertainty next season. 50km solos aren't so much fun after a while
>>144600563most of it matches except a certain team...
>>144600563yeah gotta agree with the bertrand this year was the year of solo’s even super 8 was a solo lol. Props for Jappe MSR
>>144600778>pidcuck>c-rod>fucking BERNALthese gimps should be at 50k max fuck them I fucking hate ineos
>>144600819MSR was especially nice this year
>>144600778>Bernal was paid 3 millions and Pidkek 4 last yearIneos is retarded
>>1446010354 millies for the gay icon of cycling is nothing
>>144598703>those forced smiles
>>144600563Very poor season. MSR was the only good monument and in general most big races had predetermined winners
Could you ride in a peleton knowing there is one jay vine in your immediate vicinity
completely forgot it was his birthday yesterday
>>144602333Yes I would befriend him
Lmao fuck Arsenal
>>144600895>>144601035wellI don't think giving Bernal a big contract was that retarded at the timenot like they could foresee his terrible crash
>>144602333breakaway time
>>144602333Just do sunday rides with the boomers here if you want the tramadol experience
>>144600778Adam Yates making a real good living
>>144603496Elite dom, win a few races, no real pressureNo wonder hid brother signed for the same
I think he should change his name to Remgoat
>>144598084t. me
>>144602841based kek
mcnulty is anorexic sam hyde
>>144604399Reminds me of shane gillis
I still believe that he will save cycling next Sunday
>>144604872Pog suffered like crazy in Canada1 and got kwabbed in Canada2, couldn't drop de lie and his goons. If you're betting on Pog next Sunday you're in for a kwabbening
>>144604872hes going to kill Pogacar?
villain arc?
>>144605050>when you try to r*pe and she fights back
>>144604399that’s a ROUGH 26 ngl
twitterberts do we have any spectator videos of vine's crash?
>>144605148That's not his blood
>>144605316kek
Be me5'6" king, strutting through the mallSpot a 6'2" guy casually towering over everyoneFeeling good about my horizontal charmHe walks past, everyone looking up like he’s the main characterMFW I realize I’m just a background NPCGuess I’ll just embrace my low-profile lifestyleShort king, long fall.
>>144605566People didn't notice your hair transplant?
>>144605566at least your not bald, right?
>>144605566How can a 188 cm "guy" tower over anybody? Was that a kindergarden mall?
>>144605566You gotta be careful short king, whenever anybody looks down they're going to see your bald spot
>>144605687
>>144602333>>144603253yeah, I was about to say, every time I'm on the road I see some sketchy fucking shit
>>144605566I see burger Bert arrived in France
Anyway. How was you're ride, Berts?As for me, it was easy peasy in an ideal weather, 22 average.A LOT of cagies and a LOT of fellow runners out on the streets, most runners already rocking winter gear.
Incidents noted on my MEDIUM SIZED ride today (80km)>Come up behind two Columbians on a downhill>One Columbian sits up and literally unclips during descent for no reason, I pass him>His buddy reaches bottom of descent and drops his chain as the road ramps up suddenly>He lurches into traffic on the left with bits of gears spraying everywhere, I have to panic pass him on the right>30 minutes later>Two boomers riding side by side enjoying their ride>I pass them on the left doing like 270W in aero position>One of the boomers suddenly launches a sprint to go by me, then sits up as soon as his passes me and starts freewheeling looking backwards to find his friend while I suddenly swerve to avoid him (I won't be repetitive, but I think the exact same situation happened twice again during ride)>Later in ride>Me and a few other riders are stopped at a red light intersection with cars exiting highway >Sudden sound of yellows and freewheeling behind me as a Hispanic race team blows through intersection at 50 km/h not realizing traffic in front of them is stopped and there are cars coming from side at 100 km/h>Somehow during the panic, one of the riders drops his phone into the middle of the road>Whole race team pulls over just after intersection with guys unclipping to go wade into traffic to get the phone
>>144606605had to walk through 4km of sand from the flood
>>144604966it was just warmup, get ready for another "hands-free, nose breathing 7w/kg while pouring a water bottle on his head" type of performance
>>144606605It was fine, nice weather, not big distance or big vert.However, set some very nice times on my favorite climbs
>SCHWITZGEBEL Lauric Immanuel>IDE Alexander>MESSERSCHMIDT Jonas Fabian>APPELBAUM Henri Johannes>MAI Tom>MILF Jonas>DIK Calvin (DSQ)Interesting things going on down in Germany
>>144606714no gun incidents? are you really in the America or just using a VPN?
>>144606605Good. Ridestats are getting spooky
>>144606715Told ya should have taken the gravel bike
don't understand why there's young pros that so desperately want to win thisthat U23 jersey gives you TT aids for the rest of your career
>picollo giro dell'emilia>rides the via di san luca exactly 0 (zero) times
Evenepoel is nothing more than a big race merchant
>>144609847the streets won't forget the druivenkoers solo
>>144609847he did win some Portugão koersen in February like the good old days
Based RemcoWout could never
>>144609847This. Talk to me when he wins dwars door
>>144609847So why hasn't he won the biggest race of them all?
>>144610655He is just a better Wout at this point, next year he takes MSR
>>144609847Is winning the GP General Patton an insignificant insignificant result? Not to me
Clean your bidonyes the mouth piece as well
>>144612032The mold will transform me into a superhuman hybrid riderBig bidon will never steal my gains
>>144598418
matthew van der washed
Thoughts on up and coming bicycle talent Illi Gardner?
>>144612734>thoughts?id stick my cock in her
>>144612677This cyclist lookin' ZESTY, this cyclist lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this cyclist theatrical, this cyclist good with colors, this cyclist gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This cyclist lifts shirts, this cyclist on the down low, this cyclist be a tollet trader, this cyclist gardens uphill, this cyclist packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>144612734None
Do you think Remco enjoys sharing his podium with all these tall dark and handsome men?
how did my son beat the holder of the hour record? does he need to go kick gannas ass there too now? love seeing my nord son destroy this swarthoid simple as
>"It's not four seconds, the difference is clear. Grace has really set her sights on the time trials this season, it really wasn't stolen by her. It was very much deserved."Four seconds? Stolen victory? What's Demi alluding to?
watching the Reusser documentary. she's really sounds done. I thought they found ways by now to treat for post-coof syndrome.
>>144613450luv when demi trounces me with her tootsies of FACTS and KNOWLEDGE, goy
hello wada, just ring the bell
this is how pro cyclist sleep
the famous fountain of marlen's parents house
It's funny, I had more power in my legs when I started biking regularly back in 2019.Now with much more training and kilometers in my leg, one would assume I would be way stronger.Well that would be the case if it weren't my general health deteriorating more and more.
what happened to kung?
>>144614392Swiss (fraudulence)
>>144614221I am sapping all your strength I use it to drink more beer
>>144614392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLDsfn7q59A
>>144614392>"My only explanation is the time between the Vuelta and the World Championships. Maybe I wanted too much. When things are going well, you have the tendency to always go one step further in training. Sometimes it would be better to do nothing and take breaks and play out the supercompensation.">"But it's the home World Cup and maybe I lacked the coolness for that."
>>144615268should've rested
>>144614221>t vaxxoidno refunds normgroid
>demi greets me like this when i get home
>>144613876The whole situation is deeply sad. Who knows if she'll ever recover?
Halt /burgerzeit/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1IOO5wdPJk
>>144619242he looks like a fag and his shits all retarded
>>144610991kek no way, is that real
>>144613450she's saying that it wasn't four seconds, it was 17, and that she was trounced, vs if it was only four seconds she'd be more peeved about it
it's funny, I rarely think about today's pros also racing against each other as juniors — look at what a small percentage of these made it out
i miss my british fren. he used to be here daily, now hes barely ever here. o brother where art thou
>>144621343This man is SEVERELY autistic.Do not make loud noises near him.Do not shine bright lights near him.Do not look him directly in the eye.Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.
>>144614221squatz n oatz status?did you did the needful core work sir ?
very pleased with my frenly new lizard skins saddlebag. 3 points of attachment, slim, but long enough to fit my lezyne pump, 2 pedro levers and park tool pre-glued patches. sub 20 dollar kino bros
my son is a fucking model
>>144612734What gender is it.
>>144624749Wouldn't provide many calories
>>144624877>QOM
>>144624918That doesn't mean anything in year 2024.
>>144619242>die mayrhofnertopkek
my 16th day of being nicotine free. feels good man. are you all proud of me? please respond.
you can see the famous Hinterhorn rampa where I did a half everesting up in this /bh/ jam
do zoomers really >>144624930only 44days to go bro
>>144625045what happens in 44 days? is that when you felt like its ogre?
>>144625045Has burnt out by 22 written all over him
>>144625045another depressed ineos lad
>>144625045>me at 17
>>14462506860days is the standard to quit smokingstay strong
>>144625261i see, thank u frennn. how long has it been for you?
>>144612734>super painful but really enjoyed that
>>144625395it’s called type 2 fun
>>144625365since I quit? 5 6years I think smok
Jean-Michel JACKOWIAK at 32s behind Matisse VAN KERCKHOVE who was 6th at euro TT MJ, in front of Mikhail PODLUZHNYY (LONGSHAPED).BIG names like the not Finn FINN, JUST, SAGE, PRECUM and CYCEK, one of the TARLINGs, one of the SOURISes still to come.
>>144625572>Czech'em is not even bothering to show upI can respect that
>>144625533checked and based. you make me proud fren
My boy JUST PEDERSEN humbled again
you can't dope for heightin cyc's case you also can't dope for face or baldBut i guess you can watch chads like Ganna and Afino chase his greatnessmight be the closest you can get to it anywayi don't see much winner mentality in /cyc/I don't think i've ever heard of a winner who was a cycling fanRobin Williams.. He was remco's height and i heard he had very bad body odor. He also killed himself..
>Paul SEIXAS has a vine-line style of TTMost worrisome thing I've heard all week
why is this paedo dating a 20 something year old child. hard ick bros
>>144625800>the eternal 2nd
>>144625365since 2021 roughly. i don't remember the exact moment. Cycling just got too retarded for meAnd in hindsight it hadn't even reached peak retard at that pointYou can quit to. Trust me you will be glad you did
seixas dopage
Albertbros i thought we where gonna win this easy
>>144625807giga chad spreading the merckx gene
a french guy winning a TT?what is this strange reality
>Seixas can TTthe chosen one who will bring back actual TT’s to the tour
sexas already announced winner
>>144625922Everyone can TT in the juniors, Pidcock was world champion
We're so fucking back
too many brothers in ciclismo. parents should force their 2nd kid doing another sport.
Albert on the fraudismo list?
>>144625969non believer spotted, opinion rejected
>>144625889>the merckx genedidnt do him much good tbqh. the poulidor gene hits diff doe fr fr bussin nocap 360noscope
this is so fucking Swiss, there's already traffic behind le voiture balai.
>>144625975It just shows how easy is it to make it to pro peloton. All you need is a dad strong enough to convince the mom to let their sons risk getting cagied at 17 for a mediocre pay
>>144625987>jewgle'd
pas normal
tell me about those belgian kiddos. is this the next wout?
>>144625999Need to turn his helmet
>>144626036where your medals at
tardling weaksqueakers rejoice
>>144626036what is this a meme of anyway lmao
plot twist. remco won.
Best English speaking French
>>144626065
>>144626095do you really need to ask?
>>144626095cyc persecution of belgians
how come kristoff won the EC juniors ITT, but here he's 2 minutes behind?
Carapaz DNS next sunday
>>144626133he doesnt look beat up like the funny meme
>>144626169what happened? caraPOZZED?
squeak
>>144626200his daughter needed surgery and he wants to stay home to support her
>Vingegaarddidn't race a youth TT championship. Didn't have a top 10 in a flat TT until he was 22>Froomeraced U23 and finished 36th and 41th>Roglicwas a ski hopper>Tony Martin8th in Juniors and 18th and 28th in U23.What matters isn't youth TTs but who respond the best to doping in their later yearsSo i guess there's still hope for /cyc/. Any bum can become an all time great in this sport
He really is the next Hinault. If he does not win 5 TdFs it's a disappointment
>>144626201what a twink
>>144625652Bet they are just helping dig out the flood muck and debris, good lads/
>Wout van Aert has signed a contract with Visma-Lease A Bike “for eternity”. He’s not alone as Chris Froome and Michael Woods are said to have “retirement contracts” meaning they can ride for their team as long as they wish.
>>144626538surely the dawg's retirement contract does not pay millions a year right
>>144626564>Startlist Tour of Rwanda 2032FROOME Chris (Israel Dawg Pension Fund)
Why was Philipsen such a fraud?
U23 OFFICIAL /bet/>Segaert 1.28>Toro 5>Romeo 13>Vandenbranden 19>Soderqvist 23>Charlton 29>Christen 34>Morgado 34>Leonard 51>Pedersen 51...>Beloki 101>Wiggins 101>August 251
Voisard DNShe's being replaced by Lienhard. you have to find another cheap pick for your velogames.
>>144626651
>>144626664
>>144626676he will DNF on the first lap
>>1446266645 (five[~2.236^2]) PCS points in 2024
>>144626676haha, he won't survive this parkour. this guy rides for God, so should be a non-brainer to pick him. and after Glasgow last year he should be friends with Pogi.
YNR Darwin Atapuma
he announced last year that he will get into the breakaway for attention. and he did lol.
I bet Roglic will be completely useless for team Slovenia. Probably dropped at 60k to go
If only you knew how bad things really are
>>144626727100% he DNF before 150 km mark
>>144626748kekcian is nice. Smile and optimism gone
>>144626760>when you realise the problem wasn't the TT setup
This lad had went downhill rapid and not on his bike
>>144626798his toupee is falling off
>>144626664PCS still has him riding for Israel in 2025. This is despite having riders like Dylan BIBIC in their academy who they could be blooding on the road
>>144626748Kek, like that Yao Ming meme.
>>144626774Pissma lease a dyke has won only 1 ITT this year
>>144626727Yeah, anyone with eyes can see he's washed big time
>Expect some downtime in the next few minutes for upgrades!goodbye /cyc/
What happened to Gustav WANG?
CyrusMONKbros... it might actually be over
>>144627042Such is a reward for being the most trusted gregarioVictoire Hiroshima should call him home
>>144626709"I ride for God, exile. Who do you ride for?"
>>144627124For patje
Tomorrow
Wenesday
>>144613548I want to lick her thighs, bros
>70 year old man named Patrickseems weird, I don't like it
>>144627290>ynr lefevre liking tranny porn on twitter publicly
>>144627353Explain yourself further
>>144627378Young mans name, he's too old
>Miko PIRINEN just 2min 30s back>Born in June 2007That's it, BORREMANS is great but PIRINEN will finally end the drought and bring the WC and Flanders to Finland (in 2031)
>>144597419>>144597419>>144597419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9yjbJJBjHU>318 - The Meteoric Rise of Tadej Pogačar: From Prodigy to Cycling Legend50 minute interview from Pogi with some guy i dont know (Peter Attila)
are we back yet?
>Suisse tv relying on PCShuge mistake
>>144627457>19:30 tldr Shimano powermeters suck dick
rain clouds are moving from south to north. they might be lucky and there won't be rain until the evening in Zürich.
CHUTE BRUTALE
me posting on /cyc/
>>144627475d*sc brakes locking up, many such cases
del stier really fastthere's even a fan
>>144627124haven't played that game in agesany ciclismo related mobs yet
Is it creepy to go on a date with a 19yo girl as a 28yo dude? Asking for a friend
>>144627591Nein
>>144627591a bit nowadays. but generally it's alright for older man be with younger woman (as long as she of legal age). you can score points against her male peers just by being financially independent.
>>144627591Ja
>>144627457Attia is a quite prominent "biohacking" shill, VO2maxxxer, sleepapper, Jocko Willink's guy.He is not Huberman level of astroturfing but he doesn't sit right with me.I don't think I will be able to withstand Pogicaca for that long but I would still give it a listen.
hello?
>>144627412It's coming home!
Fucking Kacper GIERYK, really normal but he won a kermiskoers where I ride this year.Not forgetting to see the race next year.
>>144627591meh what are you going to talk about the latest skibidi rizzler from ohio?
this is going to be a team UAE podium only affair
>>144627636Yeah I own a house and have a car so I get what you mean>>144627698I refuse to date B*lgian women. Sorry they are all twofaced, vain and will drop you at the slighted sign of insecurity instead of showing even the slightest bit of support. Really a drain as well on your mental energy these hoesThis one is from Hungary. Her brain not yet fried from Western media
>best junior climber>best junior time trialistI can't believe it francofrères. He's the light at the end of the tunnel
>>144627747>from Hungary. Her brain not yet fried from Western mediasmart man, always get yourself a girl from the east
>>144627747eh, go for it. it's not like you're in search of conversational partner. young girls like that will treat you like the smartest man ever if things goes right
see you guys. nice to meet youwhat's your name?polsee ya. uganda. nice
>>144627747You sound retarded my friend, but the hungarian might be fun
>>144627783t. picrel, the post
>>144627768Previous gf also from Belarus. So yes I know lol>>144627780>>144627785Thanks. I'm a bit retarded yes
>>144627747okay good bait thanks for the chuckle
>>144627815>baitSorry Jozefien I didn't mean to offend you
Ben WIGGINS is about to start. Brace yourselves.
>>144627747I think the berts might be right, just a girl this young looking 10 years up is a bit of yellow flag at least.Daddy issues, clingy to full on psycho, looking for a trophy boyfriend, "explorer and understanding herselfer" aka dickcountmaxxer.But she may also be sweet and innocent, a little lost, a little curious.The youngest that tried to attack me was 15, obvious "just fuck off child", had 20-22s try stuff regularly, it felt off and too young for 30+ old me.
andrew september. stupid burgers ruining their ciclismo career by joining ineos merda.
>son of joseba beloki>son of bradley wigginshow do we stop cycling dynasties?
forgot to mention vino jr.
is del toro washed?
rafferty getting moto dopage with the car sandwich
Jan CHRISTEN ultrapasnormal
>>144627457what could have caused this mark
>>144628033glucose monitor
abad notbad
>>144628033mosquitos innit
throwupbros feasting
If you don't vomit after an effort, did you even try?
Top level attention payers noted Christen was faster in training than Remco was in the race on the climb.
>>144628122It's 2024 and they still haven't implemented my idea of just putting down a bunch of (sponsored) field beds after the finish line
So Albert Within Philipsen is a confirmed fraud? Let's not even talk about our boys Ron ROONI and BORREMANS. Not Good.
>>144628185Me in my bed at 2am on an average weekday night (i'm an alcoholic)
This ROMEO guy.
>-40dayum
wow
>>144628208not abad
ROMEO put 40 (forty) seconds on CHRISTEN just in the last 10 kmPas normal will no longer cut it
>>144628208NOT NORMAL
Uaebros we didn’t win. Kwabbed by Movistar of all places
>>144628216He looks fairly relaxed afterwards, too. No falling over in a heap. No vomiting.
Is SEGAERT even getting him?
>>144628208he made all the time in the last section. literally pas normal
Ivan Romeo pas normal
Maybe it dried up this much.
ciclismo?
>>144628287hey i know this climb
>>144628287>>144628321Looked into that brasserie on top reviews, looks like a place to avoid.
>>144628146somebody would crash into them
>>144628287sweet, you made it
Romeo's English makes him sound like a polderbully.
>>144628372Did you know Ayuso speaks English very well
>>144628372did you know affini is dutch
>>144628382Factcheck this bert please.>>144628400He is Czeck.
Jan Christen is a woman
Jakob '"95kg" Soderqvist will lose 2 minutes on the climb and take 3 back on the flat
Sometimes ITT is funny. You have a couple finishers and then some guy goes pas normal and puts 30 seconds on everybody. Then somebody else comes and puts 45 seconds on everybody.And so on as forth and suddenly the original pas normal guy is found 4 minutes down in the Kwakzone
>>144627747>I refuse to date B*lgian women. Sorry they are all twofaced, vain and will drop you at the slighted sign of insecurity instead of showing even the slightest bit of support. Really a drain as well on your mental energy these hoesEvery man says this about their countrywomen.
time for Segaert Alec of Belgium!
what the hell is a Uetikon a. See
>>144628445Sometimes you're pas normal and finish second over a minute down
>>144628445It is really not that funny though
boats
>>144628490Who put you in charge of what's funny and what's not
>>144628507I got put in charge of the Comedy Department years ago, please pay attention
that end by romeo is fucking insanearound the same speed as remco yesterdayonly slower than ganna and affini
>>144628541Yeah, as a joke
>>144628557kek
>>144628474not to be confused with Uitikon another town in the Zürich suburbs. Swiss spelling rules are that you don't start a town name with umlaut.
Forgot to lock my bike at the gym. Nobody robbed it.
>Morgado already outside the top 10Just retire
Swiss TISSOT is shitting the bed.I have also seen those 3, white, hideous apartment blocks crammed at a turn, next to nice Swiss suburb condition.Switzerland has fallen.
>DNS Mateo Kalejmann>from Argentina hmmmmm
>Michael Shae LeonardIs this that Ineos shitter lol
>>144628604always find it funny that the one thing that needs to be in order for a TT fails almost every race
>>144628625judging by his time he is perfect for current ineos
lol broadcast is completely collapsing
LEONARD chuted?
kind of mad how many of the major time trials this year have had problems with timing when you could argue that's one of the most important things about time trials
>>144628684no just horrible
>>144628693Illegel bike mister.
>artjom schnych
what are the timings? wtf is this shit
lol did romeo hang behind a car or something, he's not even that bulky
>broadcast accusing organization faulty timekeeping of Romeo
>>144628716he's could be from the family of Russian Germans
>>144628762told ya it was literally pas normal
>>144628766Already scared that Segaert loses again
He is not going to be better at T2.
>>144628766you can look up the timestamps of the start of romeo and when he finally met julia at the finish line
romeo rocking that broccoli hair ong god
OR just maybe he will be better.
Segaert fraud ready for a third second
>>144628766kek renaat needs to shut up about it already
5 seconds but RomeoGOD blows him away in the end of course. Another 2nd place for Wout Segaert
>>144628823Renaat says the most outlandish stuff but he gets away with it because he works for sporza
>>144628801christen the handsomest i think, then romeo, the belgian has a big nose and needs a better haircut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4vRtC7IcYfootage of Romeo on the last section
>>144628826I've studied the results and have concluded being 2nd or 3rd is a lot better for your career preferably third even
>>144628849Very few good riders on there
>>144628849mcnulty is the only one with a real career on this list
>>144628849Good thing he is losing ground on Söderqvist too then
>>144628866I think Nibali is a bit better, Kittel too
>>144628866Please pay attention
>>144628866>he doesn't rate Corentin ERMENAULT
4k with 3:40min, not happening.
renaat is going to threaten the uci that he'll resign if they let romeo win
kek our commentator is about to blow up in a squeak tirade
Lmao Renaat jesus you can’t just make accusations like that
Not even podium for Segaert lol
Renaat doesn't understand that Söderqvist was already faster
Segaert the silver surfer
Segeart is going to be bronze.
Negative split bros, we just keep winning
no medals for Belgium here
>>144628953Maybe. Maybe not.
>BelgiumLmao no medals
>>144628949he's lost it
>>144628949ik kan niet meer volgen José
KWAB of the year nomination: Segaert
Was that ridiculous third sector even on camera?
not even on podium kek
Romeo insane time. How did it look on television?
>>144628980deserved should have ridden with the pros at the EC instead of being a little bitch
>>144628849segaert b like: that's what i love about these World Championships Men U23 - ITT races, every year I get older and every year they get fasterlike the quote from that linklater movie
>>144628976>>144628978Maybe it is time to dig up Wuyts again, this is unbelievably bad
I wasn't watching just looking at PCS but this is sus as fuck
>>144628980it’s a tough year with cotnenders like Wiebes giving away amstel on the line
>>144629012Cian is still my favorite
Segaert was horrible at the endRomeo was pas normal, faster than that swedish tank
vroom vroom cya later nerds
>>144629006>Proud Med wins>Immediate squeakingTiresome
>>144629000hahaha
dit kan niet michel... hij rijdt sneller op punt 1 en trager op punt 2... dit is niet mogelijk
I keep forgetting that in Belgium everyone has a fan club
>>144629019>Fünf-und-ZwanzigWowzers
>>144629015literally whomst
>>144629031hoe kan dat toch?
>>144629031de tijd klopt niet josé DIT KAN NIET
>12 del Toro >17 August>23 Morgado>24 Huising All of these careers are finished, utter kwak displayOfficial Dutch hope gone from Menno, back to idk, Max vd Meulen, though he's also maybe shit
>>144629012>it’s a tough year with cotnenders like Wiebes giving away amstel on the lineKOTY 2024 is in fact stage 4 of the Tour of Britain (Women)
>>144629031>Söderqvist vs Segaert +0:06 in redSEGAERT IS FASTER>Söderqvist vs Segaert -0:10 in greenSEGAERT IS FASTERAnd at the first one he thought it was vs Romeo too. How do you not get fired if you are so bad at your job
>>144629074reminds me of karl in the WC ITT where he was cumming at the thought van shart was faster than ganna
>>144629031Dit MOET onjuist zijn he
>>144629070SDworx masterclass of how not to win a race
>romeo did 500W on the final stretchfucking hell these guys are so strong
https://www.strava.com/activities/12484146645with power
>>144629133Strong
>>144629141No, Romeo
Saegart not winning this may be a blessing in disguise 2bh
>>144629151>Fabio MalBERTi
>>144629141Fucking hell
>>144629151>Laszlo BODROGIRemember than one.
>>144629151finishing 4th in a medal competition is the worst position to finish in, unless you already finished 2nd twice
MORGADO barely rode faster than grace brown
carlos rodriguezjuan ayusooier lazkanopablo castrillo (the ken pharma lad)ivan romeopablo torres (the pas normal lad from avenir)small little golden generation from spain right now
will SEIXAS break the GT curse?
>>144629239why did this guy just decide to throw away his later half of the season?
>>144629200The fucking zoomer broccoli cut, I can't
>>144629265who's the new doctor?
>>144629289ibarguren went to movistar a couple years back
>>144629285can't see bert temples behind it
>>144629300>have a top doping doctor but still lose because you are Movistar and everyone is retarded
>>144629346fucking hate mobistar 2bh
>>144629346can't dope a donkey into a racehorse mate
>>144629346you think he could do anything after making kasper asgreen win RVV in a sprint against grug
>>144629366>drops 2021 wout van aert in kwaremont>Outsprints grugI still can't believe a motor wasn't involved
>>144629198the wout special
>>144629399/clean/
>>144629399Who says there wasn't
Why the Belgoids squeaking on X, the everything app. I didn’t watch the television broadcast.
>>144629488if you're reading the squeaking surely you can deduct it yourself
>alec "ik heb al genoeg 2de plaatsen" segaert
he's taking his betrayers with him to italy
>>144629506Yeah they think Ivánito pas normal yawn
>>144629559If anybody is pas normal it’s Del Toro, go back and look at all his results before 2023 they legit Froome’d some young kid into a WT rider
>>144607119comfy
>>144629541only Ayuso is a betrayer now. all others are loyal
>>144629541waar her/she
>>144629669I think he had enough for this season which is fair to say
>>144629689Fair enough
What's the ranking for the Italian one day races? So you have the Big 3. Apart from that they're all the same to me. Is there one more prestigious than the others?
>>144629831They are all more prestigious than any race in B*lg**m
>>144629876go rebuild your bridge so we can have a race in the US again
>>144629831Italian semi-classics ranking>Giro dell'Emilia >Tre Valli Varesine>Giro del Veneto
>>144629831>A TierLombardia, MSR>B TierStrade>C TierMilan-Turin, Emilia>D TierGran Piemonte, Tre Valli Varesine, Laigueglia>E TierThe rest
>>144629895Pretty much this
>>144629895how do you even rate peemonte, it's something different every year
>>144629876hierarchy of the Belgique races needs to be determined also. this is the problem with cycling they flood the calendar with jobber races. all the small ones become meaningless and indistinguishable.
>>144629133What the heck this guy is insane and all that on a TT bike at 75 pcs-kg. If that's not just the power meter over reading I'm genuinely impressed and kneeling and that does not happen often
>>144629932give me a full list of every one day race in Belgium and I'll do it
>>144629946
>>144627550Not really, I play it like once a year for a month only tho these days, who've thunk that a game dev called grinding gear games would make an extremely grindy game that becomes almost like a second job
>>144629946Here is an outdated french list of belgian races
>>144629962waar cx hè
>>144629962You are missing about 5000 1.1 races where De Lie gets all his victories
>>144629962The prestigious Omloop van het Houtland is on Wednesday. Its omission is troubling
>>144629962not that bert but here's mine:>SRVV>ALBL, E3>BKBK, omloop (het nieuwsblad), GW and the fleches >CThe rest comfy rainy shithole races with fights for position on 90 degrees turnsThe list is also not complete missing lots of stuff like the memorial races (Le Samyn, Binche-Chimay-Binche etc.)
>God tierOmloop>S TierRVV>A TierLBL, E3, DDV, Bad weather GW>B TierGood weather GW, Scheldeprijs, Brabantse pijl>C TierNokere, Kuurne, Circuit Franco Belge, Hageland, Le Samyn>Watch the final 10km tierFleche, Grand Prix Wallonie>Does not need to exist tierBredene, Brugge-De Panne, Brussels cycling classic, Primus Classic
Every race is A-tier
>>144630099>Ompoop
>>144630099>Watch the final 10km tierthat's every race without mountains Though
>>144630136can't miss the hecking domestics getting dropped one by one lol
>>144630136wrong
seething flatlanders boiling right on schedule lol
>>144630099Omloop 2023 was so kino up until satan decided to solo it. Every race should be like that
>>144630157rate em burgerboy
>>144630278for me, it is the la tour de Gila
>>144630061yes well
Soon we're entering an age where the Fr*nch and the Sp*nish can TT. Lord help us all
>>144630474they still won't win shit
>>144630430from the ones I didn't rate with some merit>D tierAntwerp Port Classic, Druivenkoers, Binche
>>144630474Now watch Seixas become the next Pierre-Henri Lecuisinier when he turns pro
>>144630526the next what now>a former fdj riderahDecathlon deliver seixas from evil
>>144630526might be the next Jean-Christophe Peraud though
>>144630539One of the best juniors of his time who hasn't had any result with the pros
>>144630602Looking back Peraud is one of the very few french riders who was able to climb and TT in the 21st century
>Average HR 114It gets into armwarmer territory really quickly around sunset, the wind was very cold. Otherwise very lovely, the bikepath is no longer under wasser, although there's plenty of mud on it.
>>144630870that is walking up the staircase in comfy pyjamas tier exertion or you have an abnormally BIG aortahow many average bpm do you have at rest dear Brtek?
>>144630992my resting (aka when sleeping) HR is 35-40
>>144630356A close second to Le Tour de Gila (>Femmes)
>>144630870there are burgermen in this very /cyc/ who average 185 bpm pushing a Walmart shopping cart. Let that sink in
that means she likes it in the pooper
>>144631147aint got any other hole
>>144631147poor innocent austrianbert not exposed to these evils yet
>>144631147bert..
>>144631147>she
>>144631147yes
>>144631060always liked this picture were riberolle looks like even worse
>Pog rides 5 hours zone 2 145-155 bpm at 320-340wVery cool
>>144631306at 65kg
>>144631306how does one fathom this power how does it feel to effortlessly ride like this
>>144631280>do you get to the forested wilderness of the American southwest very often? ...oh what am I thinking, of course you don't.
>>144631322feels like the refreshing splash from a bidon going up a steep hill at 30km/h
>>144631322Imagine having a permanent 40km/h tailwind
>>144627477very funnyit's a shame almost no one cares - this could've been what it took to get them to fix it.
>>144631322Normal
decent flex
his daughter had to have an operation (she's OK)
>>144627457>in training I do 1800 VAM in 15min when going all outThe filthy liar did 1880 for 40min after 4 hours in the Beille stage
>>144631450>Pierre Baguettei dont like these fake teams
>>144631487I thought he said 50 minutes
>>144631450Logically he's the next TdF winner
>>144631450Surely berts remember when he famously wore they yellow jersey at Ungarn Volta
quick questionIs it okay to reuse a KMC non-reusable quick link (the ones with a latch and without an R marking)?
>non-reusable quick linkbigger scam than d*sc breaks
>>144631571Officially no. Unofficially, as long as it gives you decent resistance in opening/closing, I wouldn't worry.
>>144631571Yeah a couple times is usually fine. If you over do it the pins can come loose
>>144631571I've re-used mine a couple of times on my gravel machine without issue
>>144631263
new thread >>144631762new thread >>144631762new thread >>144631762
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