Please join me in watching the Texans take on the Vikings. Both teams looking to stay perfect at 2-0. Sam Darnold randomly good? Kickoff in 49 bings
>>144599104shit teams
I have had a bad feeling in my gut leading up to this Vikings game since yesterday. Last time that happened was last year's Jets game. Hopefully I am wrong.
>>144599104as always, post what you're sipping on to enjoy the game. picrel, I don't have anything fancy this week>>144599222checked
>>144599104My body is ready
>>144599261the line has moved in Minnesota's favor. not a good sign. But I can't trust Sam Darnold
>>144599695They are a 2-0 team playing at home, it only makes sense they have a slight lead in betting
Present.
It’s time
shit I just realized I forgot to title the thread
>>144599104>Sam Darnold randomly good? finally has a decent coach and receivers
>>144599104I'm here for comfy
>>144600370good, it will keep out the faggot cowgirl fags
>>144600529Hopefully viking fans arent as gay as the bear fans were last week
>>144599104Good afternoon TexiebrosWe have our Texans and our Astros at 1:10pm. Dual game watching today.
kangalangz to be desu with you fampai
>>144600370The weed good today? Haha
MOOOOOOOOOOOT
finally I get to watch my vikies with my vikies friends, I hope you have your snacks at hand
my texies :)
>>144600529Texans threads are the comfiest>>144600686Astros getting hot at the right time
who is going to have a revenge game? apparently each team has 3 or 4
>>144600686you know the rules, only one can win
>>144600748Just about ready! Good to see you.
>>144600725
>we have to see Greenard and Cashman on the other side of the ballFuck I miss both of them
let's go kangz
It's time kangz bros
>>144599266For me, it's a nice cool glass of water
>>144600826I’m not sure whom I’d rather win tbdesuAstros losing to the Angels when it’s coming down to the wire this season would suck
>>144600839sometimes it do be like dat
>>144600827Lets go dude! >>144600893water is good for you!
SKOL \/ KANGZ /\
>don't kick off
here for the inevitable diggs melty
welp, looks like the Astros are winning today
Ruh roh
>fifteen minutes just to get a touchbackBRAVO GOODELL
KAMUUUUUUUBARROOOOOOO
not a great start
AHAHAHAHAHA SO MUCH FOR THAT RECORD TEXKEKS
FLORES MAKE YA SEETHE?
>tfw got off of work at 6am>went to sleep at 8:30>now woke up to watch game>go back in at 6pm todayTexies better win or I’m a be cranky at work tonight.
MY MOTHERFUCKING VIKANGZ
That was unlucky
My Vikeniggers >:3
>>144601149>>>/r/eddit
>>144601154sounds pretty awful, fren
we got torched by Anthony Richards, Darnold is getting 400 yards today easy
STOP DOING STUPID SHIT DARNOLD
>DarnoldGood lord
LETS GO KANGZ
wasn't pretty but it works
Good shit
>>144601353Wow where did you get this picture of me
My Vikies
>interception on tipped ball>defender slips results in a TDYeah maybe it is an Astros win day the way the game is cursing us
>tardnold
my vikies
Alright boys, lets bounce back
Our coverage is so much better this year my god
Yeah we do a little blitzing
>>144601588And give up a 1st down
go vikings
Diggs revenge game incoming?
Tunsil with his ususl False Start. Nice
AGAIN TUNSIL?
Oh boy...
oh no no no no no
>>144601622AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144601622And get another TO
it's not going well bros
BAARROOOOOOO BARRROOOOOOOOOO
This is the texans we are familiar with
OHHHHHH MYYYYYU
SKOL THE BOWLLLL
I woke up early for this?
Terrible challenge
Bruh, what kind of curse was placed on us?
They'll call it incomplete even though he had control because the nfl wants to push Stroud
>>144601830you know what they say, go woke go broke
>>144601779It will be overturned
>>144601846It wasn’t a challenge, it’s an officials review
>>144601918Makes more sense
>>144601859Called it
he tucks the ball. how is that not a third act?
>>144601859Absolutely fucking embarrassing
>>144601953Ahh so its Vicūcks after all
>>144601959>>144601859ball was constantly in motion, never "controlled", it was pretty obvious on replay
>>144601818i made this esoteric Spielman meme btw
>>144601959definitely would have been a completion
rigged
>>144601959Because the nfl wants cj stroud to succeed now that gayleb is a bust
>42 yard line is field goal rangebased K'aimi
Texans offense playing scared. Not just this game either. Gotta sling it down field.
What a run by Cam
they’re going to leave 87 in Minneapolis
my stream is buffering like crazy.
>I can't Stroud
ninja wins again
Ball don't lie
HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP
i rate stroud but damn b flo is making him look like a >black QBs
CJ "Derek Carr" Stroud
You gotta drink milk
BALL DONT LIE YOU FAGGOT REFS
Pushed that one
uh oh stinky
>>144602074>based K'aimi
Wtf Texie bros :(Why can't >we beat the Viqueenz
Can they quit putting Stover one on one with their best DE? FUCK
>>144602098The Viks coverage has been too good for that right now. You can see they dialed up longer plays 2-3 times this drive but had to checkdown or have CJ run due to coverage. One thing CJ is good at is protecting the ball and not making bad decisions on throws.
>>144602314doesn't change my mind, 54 yard attempt that nearly hit the top of the post
>>144602389Don't worry, for us it's those damn seahawks in Seattle.
my nigga jets mang, worth every penny so far
>>144601959Because the nfl and every talk show said the vikings are shit and now they gotta help the Texans at every step of the way duh the usual
>>144602422>this damage control
Welp. It's over. See you next week, Texansbros.
>>144602478He truly is him
This is looking like a Daunte Culpepper/Moss connection at this point
Dahnald just needed a good receiver and OL, not the BS they gave him in NY and Car
ynr, Weatherly
Why is Sam Darnold so elite?
u alright there Jones?
>>144602512>cowgirl fag seethinghuh
sammy putting that D inside the BVLL
are we good wtf
DARNOLD DARNOLD
are video games just getting better or are the cameras just getting worse? the celebration looked like it was in a video game
LET’S GO CRAZYYYYYY
BARRRRROOOOOOOOO BARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vikies look legit as h*ck
LETSSS GOOOOOO KANGZZZZZZ
THAT'S 2 TUDDIES
Need to make adjustments Texiebros, clearly not getting the looks we were expecting
APOLOGIZE
so minnesota is kinda good eh
>>144602713i never doubted him
>>144602701toxins don't make adjustments
>>144602713MVP
Reminder that the Kangs are missing Addison, Hockenson, and Turner It's only gonna get better
>>144602713he was a top 3 pick for a reason. kevin is gonna get him PAID
>>144602713Slangin Sam.... I kneel
>>144602687LET'S GET NUTS
>>144602713Give me the damn form
>>144602888Based trips of absolute aura from the GOAT
FUCKING TUNSIL!!!!!
my reffies :^)
Clean it the fuck up you retards
I can't take tunsil anymore bros
was that not offsides?
HE'S DONE MIRACLES ON ME
Minnesota was being slept on hard. They actually have an elite team this year. The only obstacle I can see them facing is coaches and coordinators figuring out their schemes and exposing their weaknesses.
Atlanta, Vikings and Arizona… these are all dawgs. Texans need to be them to get on the next level.
Give bflo a blank checkPay Tua 10 million to say Flores raped himJust keep him in Minnesote
>>144602831Koc is unironically going to get sam fucking darnold a 150 million dollar contract
Every TD Darnold throws is another $5M for his next contract
>>144603193I thought so too wtf
Pretty good first quarter for the Vikies!
>all-pro tackle>guaranteed 10-20 yds of penalties per gameThis gigantic retard. He’s lucky he’s a blindside tackle or he’d be riding the bench
>>1446032361604 years 40M/yr 80M guaranteed
>vikings fans already giving up on JJ McCarthy
Vike bros, how much do you think it cost Kirk Cousins to move his cylinder of rocks?
>>144603236Thats a compensatory 3rd round pick yltsi
>>144603258maybe the jew owners gave goodell the check to win the owl
Vikingbros this is our year!
>>144603316No we're saying a DIFFERENT team is going to sign DarnoldJJ is the future
So, when does Diggs revert to being a whiney, insufferable bitch?
>>144603343go away, tard, go jerk off doyers more
diving faggot punter
>>144603420cringe
>>144603397Seething
>>144603339Has time to do an interview while making the toxins chimp
it's the shit lighting, it makes everything look like a video game when they use that other camera, I hate it
leave Panthers, life improves
I like how calm KOC is
>>144603342The wilfs have legitimately been great for the kangs, besides taking too long to fire Spielman>but they jewed and scammed New Jersey!That's based
>>144603473ironic :^)
>>144603498I wondered what was going on with this game. Shit looks uncanny.
Vikies! We’re moving back! :(
>justin fields is 10/10huh?
>refs forcing the game to slow downLol
>>144603526>The wilfs have legitimately been great for the kangnah, they allowed spielman and zimmer to do whatever for too long. spielman and zimmer should've been axed after that niners playoff loss.
>Darnold>Jefferson merchantYal Viks are gonna get fleeced by Sam
Reffies brought the flaggies
>>144603616We're not paying him, someone else will thoughHe'll only be considered for a contract if he wins or makes it to the owl
>>144603616>fleeced???We're not extending him lol, someone else is getting fleeced
>>144603616>gaming winning drive against 9ers with no Jefferson appears
Big day for the real protagonists of this shit league
>>144603616Who else is he supposed to throw to?
>>144603684I looked into my crystal ball and the Falcons will give him 4 years, 120 million guaranteed.
TRICKY SHIT
>meme play
Doing so shit >we’re doing meme playsIt’s over
Are you ready for the diggs meltdown after the game? I know I am.
why don't the texans simply not commit penalties?
>false start paradeyup, it's a Texans game
>three in a rowpop warner tier
>OlineThese fucking idiots
>>144604148lol. lmao even
texans are shook
Brother what am I watching
>both teams move before snap>everyone pointingyawn
>>144604163It's like it's 2021 all over again
JESUS CHRIST
Head bobs and sobs
3 straight. Wow.
Fucking kek
you now remember that Tunsil held out for more money
Nigga is off the percs, how do you do this with multiple years in the league?
Texans are straight up collapsing
>>144599104Incomplete
>declined illegal formationkek
this is considering griefing in madden and you would be booted from the game
Team is in shambles. Need another rebuild.
>>144604113>diggs meltdown after the game?After?
FIRE EVERYONE
>>144604291considered**
How many more years until a decent o-line can be built, bros?
>>144604286Because it would have reset to 3rd down
Unironically bench TunsilI don’t care how much we paid him, this gigantic retard can’t seem to figure it out.
holy shit the kangz are elite
victory fap after this game
I told everyone the Texans were overrated for beating two dogshit teams
>>144604486you didn’t tell me
>>144604486They were never good
>>144604481I’m going with this semen demon myself. Got the Vikies colors!
>>144604486they were okay, but maybe a little bit overrated.
>>144604486oh boy, we have a soothsayerit's not like everyone in houston area has been saying the same thing about how terrible the wins were and how nervous we were to face a team that shut out the niners
>>144604486>missing all of their running backs>offensive line is full of actual room temp IQ lobotomites killing all drives
I'm here for the ref show
Wtf Darnold wasn't supposed to be this good
>>144604609insane cope
God I can't wait til we replace bradbury
>>144604622actually, he was always supposed to be this good
>>144604486you didn't say it in my threads, so it didn't count
>>144604609Minnesota is missing their 2nd and 3rd best receiving options lmao, cope
kind of sad how cowgirls fags spend their time
I predicted this exact result. I don't care that you didn't see me post it, and I'm not going to link to the post. You'll just have to take my word for it that I'm a genius.
>>144604660wanted tyler linderbaum, but they drafted busts instead that year.
kek imagine voting for Kamala
>>144604706Not having an entire element of the offense is much worse than missing some of your depth cart, especially when clearly Jefferson is picking up the load.
>>144604763Imagine voting
>>144604763Could never be me
>>144604785last time I went to vote, they informed me I was removed from the voter rolls. which is weird cause I vote in every election. the man trying to keep me down
The run and screen pass defense is definitely missing pace
>>144604775>depth2nd string wr and te 1 is depth according to this coping fuck laugh at him
My Chiefs would booty blast both of these shit teams
>>144604832hahaha
>>144604832
I’m going to be positive(coping) and say it’s still just the first half and only 14 point difference. Toxins comeback pls.
>>144604853You nearly lost to the vikings last year without kirk you fuckin liar lmfao sit your ass down
>>144604853your refs*
>running on 2nd and long
bad call, but I’ll take it. thank you reffies
wtf is wrong with Tunsil
they should just leave that yellow animation in the bottom corner for the rest of the game
>Duncel
>>144604902chiefs refs + Laremy Tunsil. the game would never actually get played
Based refferinos dunking on Texans offense
>tunsil Kek
What the fuck is his problem
>>144604923Trying to get an early start, and stands to far back apparently
Alright kangs stop em here and get 1 more TD before the half
2 minute drill. Let's see what Sammy has got.
>>144604923You know what
>>144604962Skipped conditioning now tries to steal half a yard on his block every down to not get benched for being a worthless fat fuck
smoking too much weed
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELFI’M A MAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE
Bench him now. I’m tired of this shit.
He looked like he lined up legally on both those calls.
>>144605034Not close enough champ, those refs will get that fat fuck in shape 5 yards at a time lmao if I was the toxins coach I'd run that fat fuck til he pukes this next week and see how many he gets next week
>On September 23rd, 2024, Laremy Tunsil was found dead in his mansion from an apperent suicide with [number of penalties] gunshots to the back of the head
>>144605098I chortled
holy cr*p vikebros is darnold better than cousins?
>>144605098There would be no body left with how many penalties he has.
>>144605180>sackedIt’s over. You did this.
Arm punt or dragon incoming
>>144605281No need bud
my jefferspin :)
Jefferson is way too good, man
Jefferson is so elite
Jefferson have my babies
>>144605180Kirko gets sacked on all these plays
Jefferson is good
Jefferson can have my bussy
>>144605320>>144605333>>144605334>>144605355There's a huge gap between Jefferson and every other WR. It's not even close.
>>144605264i will commit sudoku for my mistake(s) gl vikingfrens
Putting a curse on the vikangs rn.
alas, texans are pretty good on defense
>>144605399>>144605377>>144605355>>144605333Kek
>>144605399>>144605377>>144605355>>144605333Jefferson!
Pick 6 incoming
>getting a lot of gay vibes from Minnesota fans
>>144605414RebukedJesus says No
>>144605480Viggots
>>144605480Just because they would allow Jefferson to fuck their wives and would drink the cum out of her does not necessarily make them gay. Cuckhold is just a fetish.
>he didn't fair catch and took seconds off the clock when they didn't have timeoutsBelichick might've cut that guy on the spot
based GINK
More like Winnesota, amirite?
>>144605480packers’ thread is here>>144600185
>>144605514And Vicūcks
THE GINK
>>144605514Being a cuckold is the white man's way. These brownoids wouldn't understand
>black qbs
>>144605480Nah, it’s just me.
>>144605482Jesus is going to bless Stroud. Vikangs gonna get btfo come second half. Check em.
Flores masterclass
vikings need to score on their first drive, don't let the texans find their tempo
>>144605570For every cuckold there must be a bvll, we are the yin to your tiny yang
>>144605551>vikings fan telling me to get out of my own threadvery hurtful
>>144605570>>144605605based
>danny pennies>bo shix>malik willisall winning this, week is crazy
>>144605602Tunsil goes to his own tempo though
Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?
Electing Tim Walz is reason enough to hate the Vikes. Not to mention you retards burned down your own state because some junkie OD'ed.
This game is already over for the Texans.
My texies desperately need to make second half adjustments. And to put a boot up Tunsil giant ass or to shoot him in the knee for every penalty he gets.
>>144605727It's not over until Diggs starts chimping out
>>144605727Have you forgotten who they’re playing? Plenty of time. Just kidding. It’s over.
>>144605713that was some cringe reading
Half time slags?
Gayleb williams has still not thrown or ran in a touchdown in his first 10 quartersBo Nix still has no passing TD but joins Daniels in having a rushing TD.
>>144605713Winnesotans already know Walz is trash - he won because there is an 800k imported somali block in Minneapolis. Picrelated are not Minnesotans. https://nypost.com/2024/09/01/us-news/tim-walz-is-hurting-kamala-harris-in-minnesota-poll/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tPLV4WsLO0https://nypost.com/2024/08/30/us-news/everyman-dictator-tim-walz-divides-minnesota-state-fair/
>>144605748>bench Tunsil>bring in Mixon with cybernetic ankleguaranteed Texan comeback
>>144605783this is a comfy thread, anon
>>144605783Only homosexuals are here so good luck with that.
it's our year vikesbros
>>144605694>sexual relief>in the middle of a football gameSo you are saying it’s a good idea to remove adrenaline and testosterone from players in the middle of a contact sport?
>>144605783no, sanjay. This isn't a cowgirls thread
Williams still doesn't have a td lmfao ESPN said the bears were going to sweep the vikings this year and the vikes were drafting 1 next year
>>144605713>he's still malding 4 years laterLick the boot more please, police don't get that enough
I am absolutely not surprised at how this game is going for Houston. Minnesota is just like the Ravens and Jets D last year. Take out the Special Team TDs and Stroud put up 9/3/3 points in those outings. I don't bet, but I would've put a lot of money on the Vikings
>>144605834disregard that anon. He just wants to feel like he's contributing to the game by living vicariously through his cheerleader sister
Halftime faptime?
>gayleb is playing better than cjI knew the lil bro moment was going to come back.
>>144605933Mommyyyyyyyyy
I hate coom posters . Go to a porn board you degens
>>144605933AI killed anime porn for me. Too much AI slop with shitty anatomy and sovlless art styles. Post real porn.
>>144605937Can't imagine Gayleb would do much better against Flores, who he will play twice this year
>>144606007you can't stop the 'jeet swarm, anon
COME ON VIKINGS SCOAR SOME FUCKING MOORE
>>144605842Nope, we're going to finish 9-8, somehow draft another top tier wide out, and proceed to do nothing with JJ's career and make him the next Matt Stafford/Philip Rivers
>>144606007Based and trvke
We rekick
>>144606049>muh doomer Vikings fanfucking neck yourself. your type is so annoying
I like the CBS broadcast more than Fox
hiro needs to fix the servers, can't post for shit today
Brb sacrificing some of my chickens for a toxins win
>>144606128I have been a fan of this team for 29 years and my first memories are of the vikings blowing it in '98. This team has abused me for nearly thirty fucking years, but like an abused spouse I keep coming fucking back to it year after year so it can hurt me in new ways. .
Nailor? Hardly knew her.
>>144606049We're going to win. Relax.
>>144606128i agree. we're finally out of the cousins era, we can either be shit or be good, it's actually fun to watch instead of just being mediocre
Aaron jones is a certified giga nigga
Getting high on CJ Stroud is worse for your brain than Galaxy gas
>>144606049Rivers or Stafford would have won a superbowl with this Minnesota Oline and receiving core with KOC as play callerI mean, Stafford won an owl with him as the OC lol
Pow pow powell
>>144606178>inadvertently places a curse upon himself
fuckin refs
What a play
NAILED HER
>>144599104Join me bro not like this
TOUCHDOWN NAILORDARNOLD DOTTING
>>144606278Kek
LET’S GO CRAZZYYYYYY
darnold for mvp
>>144606210Nailor is my man!!!!
SAM. MOTHERFUCKING. DONALD.
Alright Tunsil, give the Texans another punt
>Sammy Darts
i would say this is the 2016 vikings where they went 5-0 and ended up 8-8, but this offense is actually competent without their best players, and they have a motivator in D flow, and not a dictator in zimmer, or and they have a kicker hopefully lol
>>144606265This team is good enough for Brady to come in and glory hog lmao winning a superbowl with his fucking backup as head coach imagine the seething
ty for greenard houston
>the greenard revenge game
Texans getting Nailored
>>144606408Brady comes back for the vikings, stops mahomes 3 peat, wins with his backup as headcoach, and wins a ring with his 3rd nfl franchise FUCKIN IMAGINE BROS
Brian Flores is the best defensive play caller in NFL history and I'm tired of pretending he's not
Sam Darnold is a feel good story
kangs D is feasting
>Yordan just got hurt for the AstrosWhat a disaster of a day
Houston anons, you have our permission to leave this thread quietly and with dignity. Your oline cucked you biggly today
we basically have two HCs on the team, it's up to sam darnold to lead this team to an owl
>>144606593Sorry about that. I appreciate the astros for how much they torment the stankees
>tfw I can’t even fall asleep to get some rest before work. It’s gonna be a looooooong night.
>Ingram allowing another fucking sack >and just now allowed a pressure that fucked up the playGet thus terrorist off my team
I thought that was a penalty. Apparently it’s not.
>>144606630It's so funny that eberflus is maybe the 5th or even 6th best HC in the NFCN
>>144606599No, I’ll stay regardless of the outcome. I stood with my team for over 20 years of garbage football, this is nothing compared to that.
>>144606599this is my thread. I'm here forever
>This guy ran with a fair catchThis is the second ridiculous thing this punt returner has done >>144605527Is Houston unironically undisciplined? I don't watch enough of their games.
GETTIN HECKIN DARNED RIGHT NOW HOUSTON.
>>144606709Yes, we are super young including our coaches. Always have had a lot of penalties or random shit like that every game.
>>144604923marijuana addiction
texans are SHOOK
Why does this black commentator always go on hour long diatribes? Fucker needs to stay in the studio
Good shit Nico
>>144599104Vikings fan checking in. Sup guys? How's everyone feelings?
>>144606599The game is still on, so no.
>>144606922Would feel better if Ingram wasn't so fucking awful as a guardHe's killed multiple drives
>>144605551did someone say green gay?
finally on the board
>no shut outi don't want to watch anymore
TOUCHDOWNComeback starts now Texiebros
At least we won't lose to a complete shutout
DamnGood drive shrexans
>>144605878cringe
>>144606922sky high!https://youtu.be/YkwQbuAGLj4?si=2T8q8Vn67oee2rRS
that throw to nico was so nice. why cant they do that all game instead of these shitty screen passes that get tipped into an INT?
>>144605827>doyer fag>roots for vikings>lives east coast basementweird
>feel defeated>just started flirting on hinge to boost defeated egoWhat pick up lines should I use?
>>144606838I see, sounds about right.
>>144607073Ey baby gib Bob n vagene
>>144607073>Let's fuck right now, you and meThis should work 10% of the time
Sorry vikingsbros.Your season is over.
>darnold deadwelp it's over vike bros
NO NO NO NOT AGAIN
Fuck this gay earth
Darnold bros its over
vikebros... are we living in a reoccurring nightmare?
Yea I'll be back next year Shame
Texans nigger headcoach headhunts because he's a fucking nigger who can't stand getting out coached
if darnold is dead, and they don't sign brady, i'm hopping off til next year just like what i did last year when kirk died. mullens fucking sucks lol
>bears took our rb>now we took the kangs qbNext week vikangs hurting who?
Not again....
>>144607198IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
how long until the cowgirls game so we can get rid of these seething faggots?
>>144607063wtf are you talking about
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VIKEKS MISSING THE SUPERBOWL YET AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
CURSES WON'T WORKTHIS IS AN ULTRALIGHT BEAM
Slick Nick with the handoff
Sam fucking terminator darnold rises from the dead
Darnold should remove shovels from his repertoire
Darnold cheats death
All right Vikings you know what to do, eye for an eye, heem stroud please
this secondary is ass
He lived bitch
AND WERE BACK
>>144607285Bah god darnold is coming out of the tent king
>>144607324>God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
BRIAN O NEIL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Powell is such a nice little depth WR
So far I've had really pleasant time watching the vikies with my vikies friends
>>144607386Quessenberry is still pretty good and he was walking on his own.Would have been worse if it was darrisaw or brandel
>>144607386:(
>>144607419Same vikesbro
our defense sucks ass bros
>bustin is winning>zesty williams suckskwabears
>Vikings on 3rs string qb already
>>144607419Me too vikiesfren. One more quarter! Let’s go!
>>144607419Welcome aboard finn broIt's funny to me that the kangs now have a swede and finn on /sp/ but no Norse fan lmao
>>144607471mainly the secondary, especially with balls over the top. they sell out for the run and the under pass
>>144607500Uhhhh bro darnold is fine sorry to inform you but kangs are still riding
At least the Astros are doing well, Altuve just got his 20-20 season
jeffershit
>>144607419Love you too binlan
rare justin drop smfh
O'Neil also cheats death
>drop by JeffersonCUT HIM
FOURTH REICHARD HERE TO USHER IN A GOLDEN AGE OF KANGZ KICKING
It's fine, 3 score lead.
Wonder if that jammed pinkey finger affected Jefferson there
>>144607612Dudes shook thought mullen was gonna be throwing to him the rest of the year lmfao
Sam "Literally Jesus back from the dead" Darnold
>>144607419it's been a pleasure finnbro
The GEQBUS willed his leg back into full health He will not be denied the paycheck he's earning
>>144607668One more 4 minute drive and we should have the win
CAMBEEZY BYNUM
LET'S FUCKING GO FRENS
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
Welp, ggs Viks, that’s game
Stroud remembered he was an >Ohio State QB prior to this game.
Texanbros...It's over...
fun facT: FILIPINOS ARE THE STRONGEST RACE
>>144599104I was told CJ Fraud was elite or something, what is this?
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE FLORES
>>144607780go away
Hard nigga making soft niggas look retarded
>2 picks by CJdamn we were not meant to win this one. that never happens.Also, Yordan is injured. fuckin great. also captcha is being a smart ass
>>144607828what is your problem?
>>144607821still a better game than Brock Purdy
The trend of the entire defense having to run in the end zone every turnover is so gay. It should unironically be a penalty. I like celebrations that are spontaneous not this contrived faggotry.
is diggs going to seethe after the game ends?
>>144607868Get back on the bench, CJ
>>144607846Tua just got concussed AGAIN.
>>144607883The better question is, if the kangs win an owl this year and texans lose in the playoffs pre superbowl (let's say nfccg for the memes) will Diggs kill himself?
>>144607860didn't read your post, don't care
>>144607860hes seething at our KANGS
>>144607851>ASSWR
let jones get his TD
>>144607868correct take
>>144607930JONES BUSTING TO THE CLEAR
>>144607928diggs would also kill himself if the bills won, so we've got two chances
Holy shit man jones has juiced the run game like goddamn
Get ready for Diggs to unfollow your team and start talking all cryptic on Twitter, textfags
Omg aaron jones is so elite
>>144607902I’m a Jags fan I love seeing CJ struggle. It’s gay when every team does it.
so how long before diggs demands a trade?
>he is not pregnantextremely problematic
>>144607978cringe
THIS IS SO FUN!
koc has turned darnold into the qb the jets thought he'd be
Johnny Mundt sighting
MFW CJ Stroud lil bro'd caleb last week then puts on a generational performance against my vikings
LASER ALERT
How the fuck did this game happen. I was expecting Houston to at least fight back, not get sacked like some monk in Lindisfarne.
this game feels like the 2017 vikings where the vikings exposed the rams that was glazed by the media because mcvay was a genius, just hope the season ends better...
>>144608068[spoiler]Sam Darnold is elite[/spoiler]
>>14460800215 minutes lmfao>>144608037Jest fucking seething right now, birth of the new goat 4 tuddys for Sam "Literally Jesus back from the dead" Darnold
I hope Flores stays
>>144608098meh, the vikes defense definitely is though
>>144608053Darnold is like Brady compared to Williams >verification not required
>>144608121same
>greenard revenge game
>tunsil
Holy Kek it’s over. my kangz are elite
Sam Darnold is levels of BACK not previously thought to be possible
>>144608121Absolutely
>>144608081Darnold is definitely better than keenum and Jets / Addison / Hock are better than Diggs / Thielen / Rudolph (not even gonn bring up cook since he was injured all year)And this defense seems better tooMan it feels weird to have hope
*horn sound*
>capping it off with a false start by Tunsil
>>144608121The #1 key in the upcoming offseason. Make sure he stays in Minnesota.
I fucking swear they are splicing in video game footage just to fuck with us
>>144608234yeah, i didn't think the defense would be this good and it has depth too. the offense just needs to not fuck and stay healthy
>>144608277I'll let him bull my wife every Saturday to keep him
My Vikies win yet again <3
>>144608392not over yet brother
>>144608317Van Ginkel and Greenard were probably gonna be decent and they’ve both been high. Turner was a bit of an unknown and he’s been as good as you could have wanted. Pat Jones II took a HUGE step forward, so essentially we can do anfull rotation at the edges without missing a step. All of them are playing well, and they aren’t getting tired with how evenly thwy can rotate. Cashman realizing his potential was also something no one saw coming, but was definitely possible.
>>144608277if the vikings win an owl, they should let him walk, cause he's gonna get a HC job, but if the vikings don't win you should give him a big contract for the next couple of years. but the vikings will have to extend o connell and kwesei. so they probably won't be be able to
>>144608239we play the packturds next week, I hope they have another stellar performance
>jefferson shook for no reasonuhh bros?
>>144608460Wilfs have enough money to pay everyone, coaches aren't that expensive
DOINK
CutJefferson NOW
Justin "Easy Drop" Jefferson
wtf is jj doing
WILL THE THRILL GETTING REPS
OP here, thread is past the limit. thanks for the comfy thread minnebros, y'all made it a good one even though the game was shit.see y'all next week for the jaggies which should be a bounce back for us. and the kangz got the packies next week, I hope you win cause fuck green gay
WILL THE 4TH REICHARD
Brother is clearly injured
that was an easy 65er
That doink had some BASS
1000 Doink Reich
>>144608609imma go eat some HEB caramel turtle pecan ice cream to copesee ya next week
>>144608609GG Texiesbro
>>144608636Kek
>>144608560Dude thought he was gonna get mullened give him a break anyone would be shook lol
>btfo opponents in the kino kit>actually have a kickerit's all coming up vikings
>>144608609I wish everything good for the Texans the rest of the year. Thanks for baking the bread.
>>144608661a man of culture, I see
Davis Mills is quality trade fodder, he is an improvement over Daniel Jones
>>144608699they should give him a screenpass just to build his confidence, dropping two easy passes d oesn't look good.
Vikings the best football team that's ever stepped on a field BOOK IT
>Will Reichard is now 15 of 15 on kicks to begin his NFL career, including that 58 yarder that's the second longest kick in franchise history. Trailing only Greg Joseph's 61 yarder vs. the Giants in 2022.
>>144608782Dudes gonna gary anderson it this year in the superbowl
>>144608782Kid was money at Alabama so I'm confident we've finally found our guy
>>144608609gg, you guys have a promising QB, he's good and pretty careful with the ball
>>144608782saban trusted him so i shall too
>>144608815Don’t you say that…
>>144608609Based Texie fren. gl rest of the year.
>>144608609gg and based
Sorry fellow toxins maybe I should just have stayed asleep I chose to wake up unlike week 1 and now >we lost.
>>144608944we still got the astros
>>144608609GG. stroud seems good, probably just needs an o-line, but idk about diggs, he's annoying and will probably fuck with his development.
>>144609050>snoozeball
>>144609068playoff race happening. love fall ball
Nick "The Vic" Mullens
>Last year, the Vikings won three times at home. They're in victory formation for the second straight week at home, after beating a 2023 playoff team for the second time.>Their 34-7 win over the Texans, the most lopsided of Kevin O’Connell's tenure, has them at 3-0.gg
Thank you for a pleasant sunday evening vikies friends, I will see you next week!
>>144608609thanks bro. good luck and nice thread
>>144599104Lol
