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Baltimore Ravens @ Dallas Cowboys
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>>144609479
shit teams
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>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers
>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers
>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers
>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams
>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers
>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers
>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers
>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings
>1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals
>1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
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this is the year boys
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>Carrdashian tranny still mad lmao
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>>144609534
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please have some offense in this game. I just got finished dragging my eyes through 100 miles of barbed wire and broken glass... I mean watching the bears game :(
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Good luck Cowgirls!
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>>144609479
First for Jerry personally assassinating dak.
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Alright Ravens, stunt on these bitches
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>stoolers won again
how do they keep doing it
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>>144609603
>>144609603
hurts looked awful
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I’m only watching these frauds because of my parlay
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>Poop Cocksock
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HOL UP WE DEM BOYZ.
Baltipoor is a SHITHOLE
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>black QBs
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>>144609733
Dak is aryan though.
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show me your game face
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>Dallas is going to be tormented by Brady's shit commentary for the next two decades
Ya love to see it
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looking forward to churning through 8 gamethreads with you retards this afternoon.
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Now that the Saints got exposed, meaing Panthers = Cowboys. Is there really any chance of Dallas winning this game?
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>>144609688
kys
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let it be known whoever loses this game, your season is over
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my eagles would bootyblast both these shit teams
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I am looking forward to the based Baltimore Conservative team being the Libtard Cowboys
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I'm scared bros.
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>>144609793
Oh lord.
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wait what the fuck?
Why is tom brady wearing a suit?
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>>144609479
Reminder for Texas and Southern Oklahoma Anons: /sp/ is having a meet up in Arilington, TX at the end of the first game at the street level of the Pepsi endzone. Come meet other anons and enjoy some great state championship football games at Jerryworld.
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I would have said this is a Super Bowl preview but the Ravens are dog shit this year
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>>144609933
>Cowsois
>Superbowl
Come on now
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Why is Baltimore wearing home colors? What has the world come to?
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>>144609884
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PENULTY
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stream? if you can share please.
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>It's a Tom Brady episode
Wish it was Tony Romo speaking.
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>Obligatory Cowboys game thread post
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come on cowboys, beat those ratbirds so my bengals have a chance in the north.
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anyone else boiling up a couple of roundies before the big game?
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>>144609987
stopbeingapoorfaggot.com
buyantenna.com
directv.com
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>>144609987
hol up hol up hol up
https://weakspell.to/nfl-streams/dallas-cowboys-vs-baltimore-ravens/171007/
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>>144609987
Click on channel list at the top
https://aceztrims.pages.dev/snf/
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>Ravens wearing purple pants
Looks horrendous
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It's over. JJ's checks finally cleared
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Aright boys im off to Dan's for some gametime grub. Want anything, /sp/ee?
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Personally, as a cowboys fan, I’m glad that we suck so that I can run it in the faces and say told ya so to all the faggots on reddit that wanted to resign nigger dak. I’m rooting for Dak to fail more tha. I am for the cowboys to succeed and it feels better to see him do poorly than it does to see the cowboys win. I hate that nigger so much.
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>>144609479
Shit teams
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explain your faggot cuck owner's comments about dak's bbc, cowgirl fans
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Is he thinking about BBC?
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YEAH
HERE WE GOOOOOOO
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>>144610057
coward
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here we go
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Yeaaaaah, here we gooooooo!
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>>144610072
Jeremy Clarkson?
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>>144610065
chicken fried steak dinner with mashed potatoes
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post ur go to game fuel
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YEEEAAAAHHHHH
HERE WE GO SET!
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>>144610065
My gf is picking me up Texas Roadhouse, getting so Buffalo wings, tater skins, Mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, fries, and Mac and cheese. Got some yellow cake with chocolate frosting baking in the oven now for dessert. I’m eating good tonight lads.
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YEEEAAAHH HERE WE GOOOOO
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>>144610065
Yeah bro steak sandwich and a ham sandwich and a large curly fries and a chocolate shake for me
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>>144610082
I can't believe I'm going to have to listen to this for 2 more hours
holy fuck it's so retarded
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Reminder for Texas and Southern Oklahoma Anons: /sp/ is having a meet up in Arilington, TX at the end of the first game at the street level of the Pepsi endzone. Come meet other anons and enjoy some great state championship football games at Jerryworld.
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is there a way to mute dick limpcock so i dont have to hear his faggy hewegos
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>>144610154
>Got some yellow cake
uhh.. bro?
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>>144610204
this enrages me
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ROLL CALL, FAGGOTS. POST YOUR 1PM TEAM AND YFW

Me? I always win. Hell, I'm winning right now.
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>>144610197
What
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Gonna be a long game.
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Official spcord chat & stream

https://discord.gg/pkS8puNJZA
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>>144610143
Currently enjoying a Hobbit™ Grand Slam™
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YEAH HERE WE GO
>False start
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>>144610246
He’s talking about the little sponge things you see in urinals
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>>144610204
>our best years are behind us
yes we know that's the joke
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IF DALLAS WINS I'LL SUCK EVERYONE'S DICK IN THIS THREAD GO EAGLES
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>>144610065
Lemme get a jalapeño cheeseburger curly fries and a root beer
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How does Ferguson not spill spagethi rn?
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>"Tom Brady is a disaster. What do we do?"
>"Just make sure he doesn't talk and we'll can him during the offseason"
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>>144610260
what about second breakfast
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>>144610072
what did he said?
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Need a big game from Andrews. I left goedert on my bench because I thought this faggot still had hope and forgot aj brown was out.
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>>144610324
whys he looking at us like we're the ones that threw the picks?
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>cmere son and give ur daddy a hug but dont tell mommy ok? its our lil secret
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>>144610246
nvm I misunderstood you, I thought you were talking about those little sponge things that you see in urinals
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>>144610008
He was so good looking a few years ago. Great penis and GO RAVENS!
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>commentators going on about the ravens needing to use all the skill players
do they not realise that the oline is so fucked they can't pass block enough to hit a short pass
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ravens lookin good so far
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oh no the Cowboy defense is awful
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>>144610418
nvm maybe the cowboys are bad enough to let fucking kolar get open
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why are they paying toom all this money? hes fine but you could get the exact same milquetoast commentary out of 9001 other random white boys
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Let's go Bodymore, Murderland!
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Man I wish I could go comatose and dream about a full football season with little to no rules towards penalties.
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run with hill and pass with henry, finally not being predictable
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>Cowboys are gonna be 0-2 at home
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Another game where the defense can’t get a stop and the offense doesn’t do anything. Thank god they paid Dak 62.5 million a year.
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Anybody have a stream that isn’t 10 minutes behind please?
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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO COWՏOYS
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>>144610017
I'm about to enjoyimy 'za anon
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>>144610453
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uh oh stinky
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>>144610468
Oh that's him? I thought it was just like a C-tier color guy lol
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HOW 'BOUT DEM COWBOYS
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WE DEM S0YS
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>>144610415
>He
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>>144610494
nobody posted about the td before I saw it on vipbox but it is usually like 30 seconds behind
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oof cowgirls :/
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Baltimore's HS offense is unstoppable for an NFL caliber defense.
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we're not even gonna make the playoffs this year
it's so fucking over cowbros
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>HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS IM 5 FOOT 5 AND A HALF
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YWNBDB (YOU WILL NEVER BE DEM BOYZ)
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>>144610468
is he mid? I haven't listened yet
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can someone explain to me why dem boyz are so bad this year?

what changed?
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>>144610566
he's mid, but he was awful week 1 so there's been some improvement
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>>144610017
I will come to you.
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How does wingstop compare to BWW? One just opened near me and I've been considering it for dinner
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>>144610560
5 FOOT 3 WITH AN ATTITUDE
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>>144610575
The wall is unstoppable
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>million dollar baby
i hate that stupid fucking song
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Dak pick inc
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ok
here we go
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>YEAH
>HERE WE GO
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>>144610575
They’ve always been shit, they just have had easy schedules the last few years and stat padded vs shit teams, and then overpaid frauds like Dak and Diggs and are now stuck with a bunch of shit overpaid and overrated players.
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>Based
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>>144610575
>UPGRADED
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>>144610575
They dont have Defensive Tackles. The 2-3 they have are completely shit. Bottom of the league. In offense 2 rookies in OL and their run game is garbage.
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Dak's cadence is so fucking annoying, just shut the fuck up
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>>144609933
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>>144610736
HEEEEERE
WEEE
GOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>144609933
>lameme
>cowgirls
>owl
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>>144609717
lol
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>sack sackscott
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Can the ravens move to the nfc?
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Why does it sound like they're playing in Baltimore?
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KEK
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>>144610718
holy shit is that anna kendrick
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>dak excellence
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tell me about rayne dakota, why does he say "hear we go"?
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LEGDRAGON LET'S GO
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THE LE HECKIN' FULLBACK
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>>144610065
Fran's RIP
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Are the Ravens showing up this week or is Dallas just garbage?

OH SHIT IT'S GOOOOOOD!
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>>144610537
She has a great penis!
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>dak sak
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aubrey is literally the best player on dallas
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SOCCER BROS EATING GOOD. 65 FUCKING YARDS.
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Super Bowl is on fox this season will Tom Brady been in the broadcast booth?
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>kicking a FG is like winnings the SB for cowboys
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>Cowboys only highlight of the game will be a FG and they're still losing
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>cameraman catch
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>white kickers
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Aubrey is absolutely nuts. Too bad he's on the Cowboys
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65 yard kick is crazy
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>>144610844
>in a dome
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Justin Tucker ain't got shit on this nigga.
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Anyone know what song was just playing before commercial? Sounded funky
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>>144610851
>caitlyn clark with makeup on
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wish they'd let aubrey kick the 70 yarder the other day
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the cowgirls best player is a kicker?
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Holy shit.
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>>144610895
darude ~ sandstorm
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>>144610874
>>144610868
>>144610855
>>144610854
>>144610853
>>144610832
>>144610844
>>144610879

here we go!
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the Cowboys could probably find a guy for a lot less than $60m a year to lead the team to 65 yard field goal attempts
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>blocks your path
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>>144610895
It was Hot Chocolate, can't remember the song, probably You Sexy Thing, that's usually what they play from them
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>best kicker in the NFL is a former techbro soccer player who became a kicker last year because he was bored
kino
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LE HECKIN' STEPH CURRY OF KICKERS
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>"YEAH HERE WE GOOOOO"
I hope this faggot gets heem'd
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>the steph curry of kickers
>white commentators
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3su4l-GRmtA
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>>144610566
He’s fine. He’s no Romo, but he’s fine.
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>>144610851
WHO DIS
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>>144610874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgLzJm83bZ8
clasixxx
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>screensharing crackstreams on my living room tv with family present
>jerkmate ad pops up
Holy shit never using crackstreams again
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Padscott needs to give part of his salary to Aubrey.
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Yeah I'm watching this shit on mute
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brady's commentary is ruining my sunday
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>>144610851
>>144610964
thank god I'm not a cowboys fan so I can be attracted to women
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>>144611075
cute homophobic girl who is she
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>HERE WE GO
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>>144610851
Is that a freckle on her chest? Ew. Dropped. I'm going to go back to sucking dicks. Ravens fan btw
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Let's go cowbros!!!
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Did the ravens forget they have tight ends?
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>>144611075
20 years left on his contract, cowgirl.
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>>144610718
you can see it in the end she wanted to touch them but she is too much of a pussy to go for it
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The Cowboys aren't even the best NFL team in Texas anymore
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CAN SIMMER THE ZIMMER
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KEK
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>>144611113
Based
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Cowsois about to get BOATRACED again.
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THIS DEFENSE IS TRASH
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Reminder that the Cowboys hasn't won an owl since just about as long as our Washington Redskins. Don't forget, even though their fans might want to make you think differently
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AGHOLOR
lol I have his rookies Eagles jersey still
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holy shit the cowboys d is so bad
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BOOGITY BOOGITY NIGGER
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why dont players try an euro step
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TOUCHDOWN RAVENS
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>>144611119
those av inputs better be connected to a ps1
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>>144611170
he's a super bowl champion after all
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>>144611178
Based
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NEEEEELLLLYYYYYY
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ITS COWBOVER
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I lived in baltimore for a year and lived, ama
>>
WE
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>>144611180
Someone did one last week and looked like an absolute idiot, maybe daniels or levis
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Tucker vs Aubrey is pretty kino
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HOL UP
HOL UP
>>
DEM
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It's over bros.
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Fuck this game, I'm gonna go edge to femboys
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YEAH
HERE
WE
GO
0-2
AT
HOME
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>>144611208
indeed
though it sucks by that year they changed his number, so the one on my jersey was wrong lol
still wore it to the parade though
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>>144611223
Shut up. I've lived here all my life. What neighborhood?
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>>144611119
based set up
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>>144611245
tucker can't make 50 yarders anymore
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14-3 yup cowgoyim probably gonna GIVE UP AGAIN
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Think it's finally time I give up and support a real team with an owner that isn't a decrepit lich
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Now that the cowsois are out of playoff contention what is your team gonna be this year cowsisters?
i'm thinking Bills
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OOOOOOOOOOH COWSOYS
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>>144611267
Canton
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HOL UP HOL UP
HOL UP

WE DEM ՏOYS
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The liberty beach volleyball commercial uses music from suno.ai

I work in ai all day, and it's super obvious to me every time I hear it
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Steelers Def > Vikings Def > Raiders Def > >>>>>>>>Cowboys Def
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hope nobody took micah dpoy futures
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i fucking hate being a cowboys fan.
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>>144611269
>the ghoul behind her waiting to ask for spare change to buy drugs
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are we still dem boyz?
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>>144611162
Imagine going home to this
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>>144611269
who is this
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>Cowboys are gonna have the same record as the Gnats
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>>144611292
Soft ass pussy.
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Wheres the cowboys tranny poster, i miss him
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dallass basedboys
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>>144611313
what
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>>144611273
Garbage time incoming, Dak's time to shine!
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>Brady has a cringe self congratulatory ad running on the Fox network at all hours
Who greenlit this
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>>144611301
>I work in ai all day
making your own porn isnt "work"
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>>144611274
So, an owner who inherited the team from a decrepit lich?
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>>144611332
might be joining the 41% at the rate this is going
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TWO
HUNDRED
AND
FORTY
MILLION
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>>144611331
Dont go north of patterson park after dark
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>>144611362
me
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>>144611365
POST THE ROAST
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tom brady looking really good in this fox AD
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Big mistake by Caelen Carson the rookie.
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>I’M TOM BRADY
>I’M THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER EVER
>I CAN’T RETIRE, THE NFL NEEDS ME
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>>144610985
Thanks, it was hot chocolate's everyone's a winner

I'd heard
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Why they subjecting Brady to only commentating Cowsoys games

A fate worse than death
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>>144611383
based cringe network executive
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>>144611385
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>>144611404
id heard too
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Why do people hate Brady's commentary? He's basically a better Greg Olsen.
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>>144611322
Jellybeanbrains.
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>>144611376
I lived in Park Heights for 5 years.
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>>144611407
because cowboys fans are exactly the kind of people who'd be excited to have someone extra famous calling their games but without the taste to actually have an opinion of his performance
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Elliot's washed but he's obviously better than that Dowdle guy
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>>144611407
Not if he spent the whole time shitting on them.
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>>144609479
In Canadian actress Sarah Lynn Gadon's latest film, she plays a Texan woman and her husband wears a Dallas Cowboys shirt.
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YEAAHHH HERE WE DOONT
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>>144611446
who this slag
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>>144611407
Because Jerry Jones has a deal with FOX. The moment Brady signed with FOX, it was over for the Cowboys.
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>Tom Brady: "OORMGHGH"
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DAK ATTACK

>DAK ATTACK

DAK ATTACK
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>Sticky
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>>144611437
Commentators are just reading narratives written on the fly by the algos
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>>144611488
How's his Mexican accent?
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I always just think it’s Greg Olson until I read the thread and realize it’s Brady.
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>>144611543
please be a boy
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>>144611385
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>>144611488
Sarah Lynn Gadon a cute
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Dak pick inc
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>>144611552
they sound alike
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>enter
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>>144611543
hey give me that MUG. I'm gonna drink that bitch
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>>144611543
She looks thirsty
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>>144611437
Because he sounds like an insufferable faggot who won't shut the fuck up. People like him are supposed to be bullied in school and eventually kill themselves. Brady is a glitch in the system that must be corrected once and for all.
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>>144611572
No ass on then basic bitch
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>>144611588
I'd pick all her saliva off first
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>>144611407
He's doing iggles busc next week
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Is Dook cooking?
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>>144611543
/mug/ rides again
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>>144611594
You okay, bro?
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>cowgirls
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LMAO
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FOOMBLE
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FOOOOOMBLE
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>peepee damn
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WE
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>>144611543
janny better have not just deleted this /mug/ image for non worksafe
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holy fuck it's over
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WE DEM GOYS
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RISE AND CONQUER
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>Paying top dollar for Red Zone Fumbles
LOL, LMAO EVEN
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every fucking year i get my hopes up for this team and every fucking year i am disappointed. i am so tired. utter incompetence from top to bottom. zero leadership, zero heart and a buffooon of an owner. jj continually leading this team on a death march off a cliff and we get right behind him every year. never ending reincarnation into a world of suffering. is this what we deserve? are we terrible people? how do we live when the glimmering light at the end of the tunnel is in reality the house on fire. i am so done. exhauseted and moving on. i want a team that respects my passion and time. ive waisted years waiting for change but its only ever the same. my only hope is that others will do the same.
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lol
>>144611634
>>144611543
she's so hot but her porn is so fucking dull lol
Plus some idiot used to keep spamming her in city match threads
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IT WAS THEIR YEAR NOOOOOOOOOOOO JERRY SEND THE FUCKING CHECK YOU GREEDY BITCH
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hearing the boos gives me a boner
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heh
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OHNONONONO
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IM A WIGGER FOR WIGGINS
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>Complete Disaster Lamb
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>hol... hol *cough* hol up...
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CeeDee Damn you suck lul
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ALL IN, MY ASS
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Nice drive, Dallass.
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i hate being a cowboys fan so fucking much
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We only have one elite QB in this league and he's in kansas city and he's a faggot
This is grim
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WE DEM SOIZ YEEEAAAAAAH HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO
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It's all good, we get an automatic win on Thursday.
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it's even funnier when you realize this means skip just threw away another cowboys jersey
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>>144611669
janny's are in the pocket of barq's
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take. the. fucking. vax.
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IF I CAN'T FIND NUDES OF HER WITHIN 10 SECONDS I AINT INTERESTED
DON'T POST HER
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I thought CD was elite?
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I'm sorry, my memory's a little foggy today. How much did Jerry pay Dak again?
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hows the honey pimento chicken sandwich? asking for a friend
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>>144611719
BROS LOOK
YO, BROS, A WEBM
BUTTS OOHHHHHHH BROS
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>>144611705
>raveLns

might use this next time they lose desu
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NO WE GAVE YOU 250 TRILLION DOLLARS WE CAN'T LOSE AAAAAAH SAVE US REFS JERRY YOU SWINE
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Wait, so you're telling me Bryce actually is shit?
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>>144611767
231 million (plus tip)
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Dak and Lamb cant carry the team every play. It's hard to play like this. If this team cant figure the run game out it's season over.
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>>144611775
Pretty okay, not really worth the uncharge
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>>144611669
Hes gotta get paid somehow anon
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Imagine being below .500
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we dem goyz
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>>144611767
not enough
they should give him another $100 million
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>>144611767

$60m a year

bitch nigga ain't even worth $6
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The political ads during the commercials.
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The highest paid player of all time...
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>10 yards on a totally busted play
lol
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this franchise has aged me at least 5 years. fuck everyone except parsons, furgeson, and aubrey. also fuck 4chan fix your gay shit
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>>144611793
couldn't be my birds
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>>144611719
women will make retarded videos like this then lambast you for playing video games
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>>144611793
Eagles should be 3-0, but also 0-3.
What a weird year.
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>paying lamb and dak
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>>144611754
I already made my appointment for my Covid and flu vaccines. Don’t want to harm my loved ones this winter!
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Figures the cowboys would have crypto advertisements in their stadium, since they're basically a scam of a football team
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>Rasm
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John Legend is a CIA asset
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>>144611849
Just like last year!
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>>144611854
They're going to have to pay Parsons too so their cap space is going to be even more fucked
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>>144611854

i hope this faggot lives to be 120
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Cowboys are a second half team anyways
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>>144611828
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>>144611861
It's not just a logo it's a star rating!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>144611856
Enjoy your death.

The vax killed my mom this past December. I will never forgive the elites and hopefully a revolt will ramp up and we take over.
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>>144611891
micah's not even one of the five best defensive players in the league, I swear to god he's only bigged up because cowsois
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>>144611882
those freak offs were consensual, goy
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Is Brady good already?
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he made the 1st down
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>>144611861
no coiners will always seethe. You had 10 years.
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>>144611935
Fuck no. Fire this nigger.

Also fuck off.
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>>144611935
What made him the GOAT was his ability to adapt quickly and inspire everyone around him to rise up to his level of energy

Just wait until he gets to season 5 of casting. He's gonna be John Madden levels of iconic. Feel free to screencap this
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>>144611891
All those guys are expandable

>>144611906
Alana Croft?
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>cowgirls
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>>144611861
kek
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>>144611925
you're a moron. cowboys could have tj watt with parsons, but they took some fat faggot named taco before and he's not even in the league anymore.
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>>144611935
frig off bobandy
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>>144611904

they haven't even shown up for the first half yet
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Parsons is too good
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Lamarius Jackson the Second
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>>144611823
Greediest player of all time
Sank his own team with the help of that senile faggot jerry jones
Probably because he knows he could never win a ring anyway
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>>144612004
Yeah, I was getting that shit message, too.
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>dem bois
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>>144611904
she's hot
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>>144611958
Brady will never be great because he studies like he's trying to be the play-by-play guy which just makes his color commentary stiff
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>Captcha fucking up
4channel staff needs to address this NOW.
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>>144612029

i guess the tv made him wear that jersey kek
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Cowboys will come back, cope and seethe
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4chan will only start working again if you reply

>SACK PRESCOTT

to this post
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>>144612061
Please tell me she has a penis
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How will Dak throw an interception this drive? Dak throws a pass behind his receiver that gets tipped into a pick, or does Dak just thro right to the defender for the pick!
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LOL, are there really still COVID ads??
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>>144612073
>Brady will never be great because
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>>144612089
several
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>>144612073
They should let him be the technical guy. That’s who he is.
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>>144612061
why are women such attention whores? genuinely asking.
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single digits, cowboys lose
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>>144612074
It's been bad all day anon. Sorry you are too poor to buy a pass and support the site
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>>144612094
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>>144611979
>tj watt
yes that's one of the guys better than him
off the top of my head - chris jones, tj watt, maxx crosby, aidan hutchinson, myles garrett, and nick bosa are all more impactful than micah. micah's young but he's overrated rn
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>>144612073
>Brady will never be great because
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>>144612111
if you could monetize simply posting videos of your body, you would too
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>>144612086
That's a bloke
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>>144611946
The way you fags talk about all your earnings I'm wondering where all the crypto palaces are.
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yea (here we go)
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lmfao Dak
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>NO DOOK NOOOOOOOOOOO
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SAFETY LOOOOOOOL
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YEEEEAAAAHHHHH HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
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>>144612087
SA-ACCCKKK PRESCOTT
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>>144612074
Yeah it’s making me actually watch the game and not shitpost. Bullshit.
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>>144612205
declined
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this thread suddenly got really slow
where did all the cowboys fans go?
cowboys fans where you at?
sound off
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>Dak Pisscout
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Pahahaha Sack Poopscat!!!!
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>Reffies bail out Cowboys
Shocker
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>>144612086
I wish I looked like that
>>144612175
Not anymore
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>dook sackedshit
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>>144612226
captcha is fucking up
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Uh, how was that not a safety? That absolutely was Intentional Grounding in the Endzone = Safety. He was in the pocket and there were no eligible receivers in the area.
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Why do the gamethreads feel slow today? Where's bussy poster?
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Linebacker did a good job to catch the ball for a separate penalty to prevent the safety
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>>144612223

ridiculous, that was intentional grounding
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dammit, i ate all of my ice cream and it's not even the 2nd half yet
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How was that not a safety
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reffies confused
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>DIK POOPSQUAT
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>>144612174
i'm not denying that, but i know plenty of friends that just fish for attention, not money.
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Refs had to help them out a little bit
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>>144612274
Captcha is fucked up as has been stated several times.
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>>144611316
It's so he can pay his way through college, racist.
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Look, I get that we're 4chan and we're supposed to be "based" and everything but do y'all think you can tone down the racism just a bit?
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>>144612274
Nobody likes the ravens or cowboys, not even their fans so nobody feels like posting anything except when something bad happens to one of the teams.
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Reminder: Cowboys hating is left-coded.
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>>144612272
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>>144612174
i'm not denying that, but i know plenty of friends that just fish for attention, not money..
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>>144612175
Are these men too?
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>cowboys are 1-2 after this game along with giants and panthers
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>>144612287
they aren't confused, they are crooks
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Harbaugh loves that shit on 4th even though it never works
>>144612274
I've been waiting 2 minutes for captcha to work on this post lol
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Reply to this or she will invade your room at night
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Do you think tom brady is tired of casting the cowboys
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mom found the poopsock
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>>144612281
Looks like my friends daughter
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>>144612327
Jerry Jones runs the NFL according to the guy from the Washington Commanders front office.
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>>144612316
I stated your mom several times last night
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>>144612327
Nah, I hate leftists and love Jerry but even as a cowboys fan I’m rooting to see them fail for resigning Dak. This team needs to rebuild, not pay this stupid nigger 60m.
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>>144612351

could be worse trying to call Patriots games
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>>144612350
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>>144612380
Fuck her anon
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What song played just before the break?
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why did they take a intentional delay of game?
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So was it not grounding specifically because he caught it? Because he wasn’t an eligible receiver either way. Is the argument that Dak was throwing at someone behind him? Or does the illegal touching penalty supersede intentional grounding?
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Why am I only seeing Kamala ads? I thought Cowboys fans were chuds?
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>>144612350
average female cowboys fan
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>>144611269
>when more retarded than a homeless junkie
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>>144612350
Laura Loomer?
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go cowboys
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>>144612320
This. And all you chuds need to get vaxx’d and boosted NOW
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>>144612403
darude ~ sandstorm
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>>144612412
it's just a punt that the punter can make up yards for anyway
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>>144612281
The one in the blue shorts looks so soft.
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>>144612422
Is your state as blue as the past tense of dick sucking?
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>>144612285
>>144612278
>>144612272
>>144612217
Even if there's not an eligible receiver in the area, it's not grounding because one of the offensive line caught it, which makes it a completely separate penalty.

Declining that penalty makes the yardage for the catch count, and accepting it makes them replay the down. There's no scenario in which this is a safety because it left the QB's hands before his knees touched, and an offensive linemen touched it before it hit the ground.
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My vikies would bootyblast both of these shit teams.
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>>144612482
>clean it up reffie
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Coach primate
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>>144612413

just the act of throwing the ball in his position makes it intentional grounding, i don't see why it should matter that an offensive lineman caught it anyways, that pass wasn't going anywhere to anybody
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>>144612500
My chiefies would too
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>>144612463
so do you
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Why is 4chan so slow today lads?
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God damn Italy
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>>144612388
You won’t do shit.
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>>144612500
Don't give a fuck. Your vikies better bootyblast the fucking JEST next week.
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>>144612500
based and correct
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>>144612513
and there it is
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fucking hell that hit was perfect
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>>144612513
and there it is
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>>144612486
based rules understander
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>>144612530
Kamala Harris DDOS
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HERE WE GO for another 3 and out
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JERKMATE ADS ON THE STREAMING SITES TODAY
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>Suk Poopshoot
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>>144612530
because you all aren't replying
>SACK PRESCOTT
to
>>144612087
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>>144612513
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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starting to think this Prescott guy is not very good
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>>144612413
Not even the former official understood why it wasn't Intentional Grounding lol
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>>144612530
Too much ass
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>micah charmin
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Damn we runnin'
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Fuck this shit, I'm gonna go browse Youtube.
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>>144612660
Are you a homosexuality?
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R A V E N S
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>>144612646

should have been two penalties on the Cowboys
>intentional grounding (in the end zone)
>illegal touching

that's a safety and the refs blew it
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>>144612701
big asses are cringe
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Why is Andrews not getting any targets?
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Remember when they paid CD $100,000,000.00 and he fumbled?
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>>144612530
id be staring at the ground and on my phone if i was standing behind them
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>>144612729
Hes in his Travis Kelce era
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>>144612701
>visible colostomy bag
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>>144612729
He’s washed up unfortunately
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>luke wilson
what year is it
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>>144612627
I've fucked hotter and taller
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>>144612729

he's washed
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>>144612729
they need him blocking cuz the oline is poop rn
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>>144612724
That's kinda gay anon
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>>144612701
I love puppiwii, her surgeon did a really good job
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Who's the Tom Grossi of the Cowboys?
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>>144612723
The problem is that illegal touch supersedes intentional grounding because otherwise you'd have to call grounding on every single illegal touch call because it never made it to a legal receiver

The fix to this isn't to call intentional grounding on illegal touch calls, it's to make illegal touches in the endzone a safety just like grounding is
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>>144612729
I targeted Erin Andrews with my dick, if you know what I mean.
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>>144612761
Is it considered anal to fuck that hole?
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>>144612486
>>144612519
That’s what I’m asking. Why didn’t both penalties get called? Because catch or no catch there was no eligible receiver in the vicinity as it pertains to grounding (at least the way I understand the rule). I don’t care. I don’t think it’s some rigging nonsense, would just like to know if this is some nuanced interpretation of the rules. I feel like you would more regularly see teams doing this on purpose assuming it absolves them from a sack or intentional grounding which would be worse than the penalty in the vast majority of situations.
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>>144612820
skip bayless
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>>144612820
If by Tom Grossi you mean youtuber that supports team then it's ScooterMagruder
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>>144612820
Who is the least funny guy on the roster?
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new

>>144612853

new

>>144612853
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>>144612701
So did these ewhores know each other before doing this or did they come together to form a whore confederation?
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>>144612795
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Boyz, is it possible we ain't dem Boyz?
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>>144612832
miles of BBC
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>>144612833
In theory the ball could have been being thrown to a receiver and had its trajectory stopped by the linemen, that’s why you can’t call it when the lineman touched it and it’s a different penalty, just a technicality.
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I think the two on each side are twins
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Illegal Touching doesn't supercede Intentional Grounding otherwise no one would ever take an IG penalty because IT is only 5 yards and no loss of down whereas IG is 10 yards + loss of down.



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