1st for Lions gonna be bootyblasted
>>144609881shit teams
>>144609899Based. Fuck Detoilets. Here to root for the ARIZONA CARDINALS.
I don't like the michigan loins and I hope they lose!
kyler murray here, the int i throw on my opening drive is for all of you that called me a mutt or manlet
When are things going to get goofy?
>>144609939Cardinals can go to the sb
>>144609939WRONG LOINS SUPAH BOWL SZN
>>144609983They just need to run the ball, they can probably avoid Goff getting goofy.
>1 play>6 minute injury timeout
>>144609939/thread
I think the Cardinals are going to win this game.
the detroit "david montgomery"s
>don't ask goff to throw on 85% of plays>offense is good
go Berds
>>144610321>Goff is gonna manage his way to an owlUnfathomably based
cards d HAHAHAHAHAHA
>pat attempt good by the master
go Cats
oh ho homy wl(w)ions be doin a lil sumsum
>Have to lean a jazz standard until tomorrow morning>Haven't even started to learn the basic chords
>>144610466not sure what this has to do with my WIONS kicking the shit outta these BIRDS but i can empathize with being behind on work.will you practice after the game?
>>144610466Just watch the game. I'm procrastinating a major paper.
>>144610514>not sure what this has to do with my WIONS kicking the shit outta these BIRDSBecause i am watching the game instead now
>>144610466Just vamp on a 7th or half diminished chord
>>144610466>have to write a 3-5 sentence paragraph by tomorrow>I've only written one sentence
>>144610631How do you college kids not know to just use ChatGPT
spcord chat & stream https://discord.gg/pkS8puNJZA
>>144610601Nah man this shit is tight as fuck, especially the B section
>quarterback decides to run>1st down or touchdownThat's my lions
Why does Marvin Harrison Jr have lip injections?
>>144610466Giant Steps or bust
THAT'S MY MIDGET QB
>loins
MHJ
Welp. The Lions defense continues to look like shit.
>>144610888N-no u
>>144610466just make it up as you go. feel the sound in you're soul
BERDS
We have to run a qb spy all game and get pressure while containing with four. But if our offense is in rhythm this week I'm less concerned>>144610705Pretty sure that's all they do now
Any of you idiots want to call me out for setting the over/under for MHJ TDs at 2.5, now? I should have said 3.5 at this rate.
>>144610940aaron glenn will never run a qb spy, he gets offended when reporters ask him about it
this bird offense is looking good
Why the fuck can't Detroit stop a running qb?Last year it was Fields, now it's Murray
>>144610849
>>144610888They still can't figure out how to scout the CB position.
>has declared he finally has "his guys" after four offseasons>cornerbacks still give up near-perfect passer ratings when targeted>still no answer for running quarterbacks
>>144610989They fear the small man
>>144610989Lameme, too.
>>144611018They also need to stop getting these retarded penalties. They have cost them so many points.
>>144610979He literally just did with jack campbell
>>144610888Aaron Glenn is a terrible defensive coordinator but Sheila Hamp is obsessed with having a diverse coaching staff so the Lions are fucked
>>144611106I am so tired of Aaron Glenn.
>>144610783Suck my dick, faggot
>>144610783i thought Germans were supposed to be disciplined
go loins
Welp. The Cardinals defense continues to look like shit
SUN GOD
nice kick
Great drive, saint is back. Laporta is having a miserable day blocking
>ufl kickers
>loins lose by one
>lions lose a shootout because of a bad kicker How poetic that they lose to the guy they let go, haha
>the master missed a chip shotFucking retard
Someone PLEASE tell me we have webm of the dog inside Amon Ra
>>144611698Bates seems like he’s more accurate the deeper he is
>>144611707This is a blue board anon
>>144611737Just like me and the bussy
>third injury timeout
>>144611698why do they call it a chip shot?
>>144611859golf term for a short, easy shot
>>144611859Golfing term for a short shot with a chipping motion rather than a swinging motion
Holy shit this turf
Death game
pain
>budda deadfuck
>GoofShould have just run
>>144611991>he thinks goof will do any better against a backup safety
>baker is kill>dont just run the ball 50 timescome on
That was a dwyane wade tier penalty bait by the wr
Arnold is 3 for 3 on getting a PI call each game.
>>144612255He’s easily the biggest bust of the draft. And this draft had Caleb Williams
>>144612297> Bigger bust than CalebNot a chance
Greetings from Grosse Pointe, MI!!! LET'S GO LOINS!!!
kek fuck you refs
>not so fast, berds
WUHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH
They blew the whistle half a dozen times before they hit Goff. Should be a penalty
More like Taylor DICK-er amirite?
Goof saved by the refs
>Reffies
>>144612330At least Caleb’s had one game where he’s simply ineffective rather than actively detrimental to the team
dog it was snapped right before the 2 minute warning; that int counts
THAT'S HORSE SHIT
>Not reviewable
is that the worst refegg of all time
>>144612485It was wrong but they were blowing the whistle while the play was happening, I assume some players stopped playing
Refs got tired of that retarded Arizona announcer that keeps going on like a storm siren blaring over the commentary
>>144612485yeah but we love loins on this thread. All Arizona ever did was field a linebacker that quit to join the army Rangers and then get killed by his own unit and so the Army lied to his family regarding it but his family weren't the dumb hicks the Army thought they were and Rumsfeld was ultimately BTFO regarding it.go lions
so this is how patriots fans felt for 20 years. we're protected by reffies.
The whistle was blown. No interception. Go Lions.
Watch Campbell fuck this up again
THE PLAY IS NOT REVIEWABLE Edit: FUCK THIS CAPTCHA
OH
GO WIONS ;)
man, so many lopsided games this week lol
Based Fuck mariachi spics
RAZZLE DAZZLE
What a play
lol, lmao even14ka
>>144612561>>IS CANT HEEEEAR YOOOOU
>>144612607DETROIT WHAT?!
holy shit that was based AF
GIBBS ME DAT
Fucking retard
what a retard
>Punting on 4th & 1 when it's 13-7Any NFL team can be good in flashes, but eventually decisions like this accumulate and turn into more losses than wins.[I typed this when it happened but 4chan wouldn't let me post. Now you're seeing my point in action.]
why are all of my wions dying
Damn BenJo is styling on these boys lmaooo
>LaPorta dead
>lions player on cart>camera switches to lions player on the ground
everyone is dying
the cardinals are dirty >:(punish them reffies!!
How is Arizona able to field a team on this turf 8-9 times a season?
Need to hold then to a fg here to keep it reasonable during the 3rd quarter slump
>loins 3rd quarterPlease God not today
>>144612965Ha Ha! Time for 3rd Quarter Collapses!
>>1446129653rd quarter was good last week
>>1446130263rd quarter collapse3rd quarter is the only good one>pick one
>>144612997I prefer 3rd quarter prolapse
>>144612670blacks make the worst sports announcers
life guard cory is a fucking retard
Fun fact: there is a well-known overlap between Detroit Lions fans, and people who call headaches migraines.
>>144613281she can take my johnson anytime
>>144613304reminds me of that tragedy
>vikies undefeated after destroying a Super Bowl contender >lions dropping like fliesKarma’s a bitch, huh? Don’t play so dirty next time, fuckers
>>144613371rent-free
>>144613371>Still this mad about HockendropSeething idiot kek
Hey, it wasn’t Terrion for once. Thats progress!
>>144613501lmao
>>144613281poop is excreted from there
>>144613514Not if the hole is plugged by my dick
>>144612965What ifYou didn’t want a 3rd quarter collapseBut god said>loins
THANK YOU BASED KIRBY
Based kirby
my Berds
>>144613534touche
Hahahahahaha
based kerby
pure cuckholdry in real time
CURSE YOU COVER TWOOOOOO
Kerby once again pulling the defense’s nuts out of the fire
>kylel manlet
>>144613539He's been saying that for years.
>>144613557*pokes with stick* D-do something
>>144613371>Kerby “knee for me, not for thee” Joseph immediately gets an int after thisKarma’s a bitch, huh?
You have to admit, my Wions are crazy powerful this year.
Lmao get fucked
>>144613611>monkey paw curls
>lions get int>immediately start dragging DMO's nuts across the cards faceBased
>>144613630Our cats have been sloppy so far.
>>144613543>>144613553>>144613567>>144613678
>>144613465Oh shit I forgot about Hockenson, whatever happened to him?
>>144613698Kerby blew up his knee and dabbed over his body. Very disrespectful.
>>144613698Still recovtfrom the lions annihilating his kneeI feel bad for the dude, shit luck
>>144613741His shit luck started with>with the 8th pick in the 2019 nfl draft, the Detroit Lions select
Cards are just kinda chill with losing this one huh. It hasn't seemed like they've been playing to win at any point
>goof
Berds
Goff will be benched by week 8
Yep. It's a loins 3rd quarter.
INTERCEPTION
Heard you boys were looking for some third quarter collapses
DAN GAMBLE
>Campbell wins a challengeJesus Christ, how horrifying
GAMBLE PAID OFF
WIONS
dass rite
Unironically trying to out gamble Dan gamble
JESUS CHRIST DETROIT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SUCK ASS IN THE 3RD FUUUUUCK
Please don't fuck this drive up
GIBBS ME DAT!!!
if kyler was 6 feet, he'd have made it
LFG
he just keeps gambling
LMAO
>>144614376thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddd down(god Arizona is the fucking worst)
God I wish the lions had a great coach like lafleur or Oconnel and not this meat headWe're 100% ending up 3rd in the division at this rate
you know whats fucking stupid? that conversion
take the points bum
It's not a loins game if it isn't a nailbiter.
offense cant run the ball & Kyler aint slinging it
Aight I'm out
either these crowd shots are selective or the stadium is mostly lions fans
>>144614640pussy
YOU’RE GONNA TRY AND OUT- GAMBLE A GAMBLER?YOU’RE TALKING TO THE KING OF GAMBLERS
>>144614657Not a fan of either team I was just here to root for the Cards but they're not even in it. Whatev. Detoilets should know a top team would be smacking them with the way they're playing rn
>>144614683whatever bitch, go loins
How’d you guys celebrate the laporta injury?
>no points surrendered in the third quarter>no points scored eitherabstract kind of feel desu
>>144614683Lol. Lmao.
>>144614683Go pack someones ass cheesehead
>Lions don’t collapse in the 3rdWell this can’t end well
>>144614723He plays through injury, unlike that pussy Hockenson.
YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM. WHEN TO FOLD EM
>>144614768What's funny? You think that's not true? You just lost to a team that got blown out by the Broncos. The reason everyone tunes in and roots against you retards is because you badly need a wakeup call this season.
>>144614787Dan campbell never folds
Cure auto insurance commercial is uncut cringe kino.
>>144614723I licked my buddies tears after he started crying over losing his TE1 in fantasy, despite me telling him the slump was coming
>>144614796LOL
>>144614796Anon this is a lions general, not the cowgirls general
>>144614824K. Good luck! :)
>>144614824NTA, and a Lions fan. He’s got a point. The lions are pretenders if they can’t beat a team that lost to the broncos.
>>144614776You're referring to the team that is crushing teams without its starting QB right? While you're struggling to have the same record?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Something goofy is going to happy in this quarter and I'm not going to be happy.
>>144614899Don’t feed the trolls. Just let them pretend they have an actual football team, and take the 2 free wins
>hutchinson disappearing act against a mobile QBThis is supposed to be your DPOY??
i hate the faggot rz commentators from my region. two literal redditard twitter croats with cucksoy nasal ray romano voices
>>144615004>gets held on every play>lives rent free in every offensive player
>>144614806that's why he's taking us to the bowl. this year.
>>144615004It’s not as bad as the Jameson Williams disappearing act. Good luck leading the league in yards now, fuckface lmao
I know Harrison Jr. Is good but he's not Megatron. Does Murray know that?
>That's the smallest playsheet in the NFL right there>Yeah, its one of the smallest quarterbacks
>>144615097Damn straight
>>144615092>REEE A LIONS PLAYER ISNT BREAKING EVERY RECORD IT MUST BE THE REFSyou sound ridiculous, you know.
>>144615164They're genuinely insane
>le fire in gut man tries to out-gamble CampbellHe should have brought his diaper
are you guys talking about my stupid stinky winky lions :3
>>144615245who?Not us
Fucking hell Detroit just score
>>144615323It’s the second half, dude. You know how this works. They don’t score until they blow the lead
>>144615323Consider it a test of faith.
All these timeout injuries are taking SSSOOOOOO long I've got a bunch of guys coming over and they're going to have to wait til the game is over for me to blow them. Go lions.
>>144615390How is life over there in Ferndale?
kylers in fuck it mode
>>144615390i dont mind waiting so long as lions win
Murray fucking sucks
>>144615410Is that a code word for a gay orgy house cause if so it's great!>>144615429I'll take good care of you baby ;)
go berds but more importantly also fuck the berds
You guys gonna watch the new matlock with Kathy bates tonight.
Here comes the closer
>4 Cardinals pick up David Montgomery>6 Lions push the pile 4 yards forward
>>144615513>>>144615410 (You)>Is that a code word for a gay orgy house cause if so it's great!Ferndale is the gay orgy house of Metro Detroit so kinda
Just feed Monty
>>144615598>they genderswapped Matlockthese fucking liberals need to be stopped
>gibbs on short yardageIt’s not like he’s bad, but D-Mo is so much better at short yardage.
>>144610062This wasn't me btw haha just to be clear
>>144615796>>144615708He's shaken up
double heem
>best db heemed himselfFucking retard
>>144615598No. I'm going to watch From after the Bills game.
>his vast football knowledge exceeds that of his 14 year old brain
>>144615912Based. I'm so ready for whatever confusing bullshit they put in next.
Cardinals have the chance to do the funniest thing right now.
>>144615708>Detoilets:>Also Detoilets: Wtf do you mean we're dirty and target kneecaps??
>Branch dedAnd the hits keep on coming. The loss today is going to be the fucking cherry on top
>>144615931He's /sp/
Arizona is gonna get a td this drive huh
SACKGOD
>>144615937Angkoohey.
>>144615966first berds game?
I don't care if Bates has to kick 70 yards score some fucking pts Detroit goddamn
Lions and Cards used to play eachother almost every year because they would both finish last or near last in their division every season.
I'm filled with a sense of dread whenever I see goof holding a football.
>devin booker not in mourning after the voice of the snus died at the age of 128
>shoving your own ball carrier forward every other playIs this the new meta?
Oh no
>>144616076I'm pretty sure NFL schedules are set in placePlay your division twice 6 gamesNfc division plays another NFC division each other 4 gamesNFC division plays an AFC division 4 games1 bonus game due to 17 games now idk how that is scheduled
They can never just win a game can they? It’s always gotta be a last possession thing.
>>144616176every play is the tush push
>>1446162114th place NFCN plays 4th place NFCW every year
>st brown converts a 3rd and longIs it 2023?
>>144616215>Get ahead>ConservativeMAXX(EXCEPT 4TH DOWN GAMBLES)>other team adjust to predictable chew clock
>>144616260Dan Campbell bitch slapped Ben Johnson after the Bucs game and told him to stop being cute and run the damn ball
Lions sealed the deal, gg no re fags
>>144616215The Lions missing Alex Anazalone today and then Derrick Brooks getting injured in the first half really handicaps the defense. Missing 2 starting LBs
JA REDGOFFJAREDGOFFJAREDGOFF
>>144616329Yeah we're not beating seattle
ATTABOY WHEELS
>>144615949LOL
>goff can slide
HOLY SHIT GOOF
GOOF TROOP FOR THE WIN
goof land dragon
I love Goof but Lions will never win the SB with him. I wish him to be a backup to the Lions where a much better QB can take the Lions to the promised land but Goof can still get a ring as backup.
in my personal opinion cambell needs to more concisely show to the boys that we need to RUN IT DOWN THEIR THROATS none of this mamesy pamsey bend not break NONSENSE but oh well at least we the the dubGO WIONS
>>144616375Analzone should be back next week. The other injuries though…
>>144616448Yeah we definitely need some “dual threat” nigger that can’t even throw for 160 yards to lead us to a Super Bowl. Totally.
Based goof sliding for the win. My cats still look incredibly sloppy. Not feeling great about the season, but a win is a win.
>>144616493>needAlready got him. HOOK EM
>>144616448Need an elite QB like Caleb Williams or Anthony Richardson who combined to play the worst quarterbacked game in history today
>>144616379I swear, Goff has a cheeky little scramble when he needs it
Post some anime girl lions pics for the folder please! Let’s fucking go boys!
>>144616774This.I lost mine.Need to replenish the stash
>>144616774
>Lions need refball to beat Cowadoody ManFrauds. Vikings take the division ez
>don't ask goof to throw the ball 55 fucking times>winhuh>seething viqueersKWAB
>>144616941That loss to the Bucs feels really fucking weird now. What the fuck was that if it wasn’t a same old lions collapse?
>>144616941>Terrion Arnold doesn’t personally hand 10 points to the opponent on a silver platterThat helped too
>>144609881When teams get frustrated & fall apart its a sign of bad coaching. Sure its Kylers fault he was lobbing prayer balls, but wheretf was the team leadership to reign him in?Also MHJ badly needs development. Hes one step short of a star cause he plays like a rookie.Just disgusted by Cardinals; I thought they had a brain.
>lardinals
>defense 17.6 ppgsurely this holds haha
>>144617080Bucs came in with a busted secondary, think they were trying to be cute and when it didn't work they still stuck with the gameplan.
>>144609899>>144609940
