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dogshit thread
I'd finish you all off early.I feel.pxyw4y
anime
Belel should be cut
good thread
And I'd give up forever to wear you'Cause I know that you feel me somehowYou're the closest to heaven that I'll ever beAnd I don't wanna go to prelims right nowAnd all I can taste is this momentAnd all I can breathe is Senor WhiteAnd sooner or later, it's overI just don't wanna miss you tonightAND I DON'T WANT CAZOIDS TO SEE ME'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'D UNDERSTANDWHEN EVERYTHING'S MADE TO BE BROKENI JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I WAS CHAMP
>>144610923Nice captcha faggot
>>144610863The tale of The Raped
>>144610863Tight Jap
Exactly, your life is shit. So sit down you sensitive American. One more thing, your mum and little sister will get Cancer, I'm working hard on the ritual
>>144610863Why can't OPs put the bjpenn.coom news headlines up anymore? Back in my day we had real threads with high level discussion.
>>144610923you typed your 4chin password in allchat
>>144610863my son has become what he always dreamed to be finally. Me
Animè
YUCK what's that fucking stench?
>>144611092Grim. I'll pray for you both.
The 1 good shot AJ landed in the Dubois fight would've atomized anyone in the UFC
>boxfagotism in my heemthread
>>144611156AJ got away with jiri defense for hours boxing is a stupid meme
>>144611156well, we'll never know because not a single pillowfaggot would ever have the balls to get into a real fight.
>>144611019>I working hard on the ritualLet's keep the discussion to mma, Rhamesh. You've still got to clean the Loo later!... you ARE using the Loo aren't you?
I could cripple Daniel Dubious for life if I wanted to.
>>144611019>>144611319Let's stop this conflict. We are all fighters.
Injury wouldn't explain all of the constant, consistent technical mistakes O'Malley made in that fightAlso injury doesn't explain how Yan was also able to take him down at will
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>>144611156Yeah
GODmalley...
>>144611374I'll explain itSean O'Malley is not a good fighter.
>>144611000
>>144611156There's jo guarantee that AJ would have landed that shot since gloves increase the surface area that a punch will hit.Also with MMA gloves, all of the force of Dubois' punches would have been concentrated into specific areas, so the massive overhand he landed in round 1 could have erased AJ off the face of the earth in 4 oz gloves
>>144611447would ravage
>>144611416was robbed
It's over bros the suga show has ended
Tony is only half retired
>>144611209>MMAGay fag seetheDilate
>>144611252There is you retarded canatroon crotchsniff sissyRay Mercer beat a ex ufc champ in less than 10s in MMAAnd plenty of mma fighters have boxing background
That's me in the cornerThat's me in the cuck-chairLosing by decisionTrying to keep up with youAnd I don't know if I can do itOh no I've said too muchI haven't thrown enough
O'Malley has always had a weak body that is continuously falling apart, see his leg giving out in two seprate fights.He's doomed to a Cruz/TJ style injury related downfall.
>>144611497broad is built like a praying mantis, so it checks out. though, she's probably a little fugly but far more fuckable without the weird bug filters and photoshop.
>>144611156>Heemtroons seething at this KekIts true that mmagays are pillowfisted
>>144611319Dumb reply, they don't clean, they do IT and think they're technology geniuses. Can you get anything right?You didn't answer about your amazing life, pretty much says it all, I don't want to add any more joy to your worthless existence by responding to you.Do not reply to this message
>>144611506>>144611554I'm going to miss these guys... For many years Israel and Suga Sean were Superstars...
>>144611638>>144611608>>144611561why are you always thinking about trannies and gay shit?
>>144611608nigga also lost to kimbo slice kek
>>144611447Totally would
>>144611614kek
EPO, steroids, ADHD or meth?
>>144611688>nonce pooftah seethe
no one post a photo of taira ITT you'll give francegeria a boner
>>144611692Lmao
>>144611374cortisone shots numb the pain as well as the area it's injected. it's hard to judge the strength needed to push with hips to get back to feet. also omalley won the grappling exchanges with yan and did damage. also got to his feet he first time and stuffed many takedowns.godmalley will get the immediate title shot on his return so you can sit and seethe all you want but umar and ali confirmed it lol
"Schauba" Schaub O'Malley
>>144611782>you cant call other faggots Why brits are such low t sissies ?No wonder all the world is replacing and raping you as we speak
>>144611374Except injuries don't let you move like you want.Yan didn't do anything with the takedowns.
BBLLARRRRRGH
>>144611764Merab likely does have some form of undiagnosed ADHD He was described as being extremely impatient and impulsive even when he first immigrated to America and rushed into pro fights before he really had his feet under him. He also was fighting the same hyper active sperg style he is now way back whenIt also seems incredibly easy to distract him, he tried to assault hecklers on like 3 different occasions and immediately got into it with O'Malley's corner as soon as the first bell rung
>>144611646>Self-Hating Reddit-Spacing Rhamesh at it again! Setting wild fires across /heem/!!
>>144610943if Chandler somehow beats Charle or God forbid heems him I'm doing terrible things
>>144611893
uh oh mehmet's goonsesh has begun
>>144611345You've changed your tune a bit today
>>144611893what a joke, refused to go to Harvard to instead get brain damage and then turn into a prostitute. A victim of the world.
>>144611554>won't fight for 9 months maybe a yearlike most ufc champions
>>144611901Churkas have good cardio due to mountains
>>144611799>also omalley won the grappling exchanges with yanYan took him down 6 times in 3 rounds with definitive control over all the positions significant amount of control time in all three rounds along ground and pound O'Malley arguably did worse grappling with Yan than he did Merab
Everybody's fighting something. Me? I'm fighting virtual enemies in the world of video games
34 days to procure a doctors note cumshitsissies....
>>144612037>6 gnp shots>No submission attempts
>>144611764POOmar doesn't have the heart, the gas tank or the grit of MerGOD
O'Malley did worse grappling with Yan than Erceg did with PantojaErceg at least knew how to be an active wrestler and attack positions aggressivelyYet somehow they gave O'Malley the fight kek
erceg wonsean wonsean won
>>144612113ignoring the o'cuckley shit ergceg objectively won that fight. now he's flushed by the likes of gaygayf. grim.
>>144612051the cope and seethe after Bobert annihilates Cumsplat will be unbelievable
>>144612113Erceg is a grappler b. He's only known for his boxing in UFC but before that he has good grappling. He usually gets a knockdown and latches up a fast back take.
>>144611345You've changed your tune a bit today >>144611926Reddit aficionado, kek you just don't stop making making a fool out of yourself. Go and read the book of Buddha to get some new lifestyle choices, that last one is quite worn out incase you weren't aware. Maybe you can take a picture with your legs crossed and the back of your hands touching your Knees for Instagram, you'll come across even more soulful.You're lucky it's passed my get time, I can't even give you a proper reking. Just know you'll always be a chump and cancer is lurking around your Casa
>>144612180No, Erceg lostThere were several instances were Pantoja was out striking him and clearly hurting him throughout the fight, as well as winning the grappling exchanges. 49-46 Pantoja was a perfectly reasonable score. Honestly Erceg got away kind of lucky in not getting hermed, there was one particular instance where Pantoja crashed into him with an overhand and wobbled him, Steve's eyes rolled back into his head. I think CKB used that to form their gameplan
>khamzat loses and muzzies get btfo>Mentally ill anons will shit up the threads to mock muzzies >Khamzat wins>Muzzies will shit up the threads to mock anonsIs tawlf.
Sean is a project, I don't see what's the big fuss about it
AURA
>>144612308Was
The O’Malley experiment is over, a colossal failure.
>>144612342why the fuck did he wear that?as if losing his rock wasn't enoug this nigga WANTED to lose
>>144612288>several instancesso like 5 seconds of the fight?
Fools, O'Malley will return with an indestructible titanium hip bone.
>>144612374still is, they still tried with Jizzy against Dricus and he was way older and way less entertaining
omalley's return will be a title fight
>>144612510Rehab for hip injuries include hypertrophy to create better stability with surrounding muscles.O'Malley will return with 20lbs of muscle.
In 1 year, O'Malley will try to come back to the UFC and manage to get heemed dead by Pantoja who had just moved up after losing to Taira
O'Malley will start roiding and move up to featherweight
>>144612566can’t wait to see him battered at FW
>>144612279>Reddit aficionado>Go read the book of Buddha to get some new lifestyle choices>heh.. You're lucky it's passed my get time, I can't even give you a proper reking.Holy shit you really do need to go back b. This is concerning. I would advise you to seek help but I'm entertained. Dance more for me Rhamesh!
>You know, Umar's a tough opponent, and I want to earn my way back into the title picture the right way>Pantoja's a easy fight for me, I need to prove I can beat wrestlers >Guys I know he's midget and he's old and he's boring and he just kind of sucks, but the suga show has to start somewhere >*gets heemed by a flyweight*I've seen the future
>>144612704lol nah
Former Interim title holder Tommy Asspain L
>>144612745>He’ll be the second Khabib>dropped by a flyweight with a fake record
merab will meme on umar the same way he did ceudo
Undisputed.
>>144612836our undisputed interim champion of the world
>>144611764this fight never happened>>144612692this fight also didn't happen but to a slightly lesser degree
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAlivia Bierley just sheemed some can stiff on Fury just now. Heeminder Dana already annointed her UFC tier before she made her pro debut
45 days until Tom loses his Interim title
>disputed UFC champion of the world
>>144610943this fight was real as fuck, it happened. it happened hard.
Has it ever been more over?
Fighting is a joke.
bruh what the fuck is that godawful smell
PilauTahp
>>144612875heeminder if Bierley ever makes it to the UFC that I was the first Bierley poster
>>144612992
oh my god it fucking stinks in here
Every fighter that just lost needs to hang it up. They had a good run but it's time to hang up the gloves and pursue new goals in life
>>144613054time to retire this gimmick b
The last memory we'll have of Jon Jones in the UFC will be of him ducking Tom Aspinall, how sad.
>>144613034You're also the first green poster and you're a gay african american man living the homosexual new york dream life
Wipe your ass spammy you paraplegic sack-a-crap.
>>144612987You must be really good at it then.l
How you doing /heem/, tell the truth?
>>144613115>greenhilarious this still persists its like saying "i got so trolled i convinced myself that im the one trolling">gaydebatable. i'd say no>homosexualtechnically yes but only if you consider male man + male woman to be homosexual>new yorknot any moreAlivia Bierley is incredibly bodied up btw with an absolute dump truck, shame about the face obviously. plus she's a devout trumper. Dana is gonna rush her into the UFC with a couple more pro wins
>>144613242
why does it smell so fucking bad in here jesus
@144613266
>>144613266Holy crap your bootyhole is leaking
>>144613266listen here pal I'm not the same Swede but if I EVER read a post where someone "disseminates" another anon by meme arrowing snippets of the original dialogue and responding to each one individually? I simply hide their post and do not respond. consider this carefully next time you seek discourse, you worm.
Big fat Cal gets more mad at being called green than he does being called a pedophile lmfao fat green pedo
>>144613266What the fuck is this post
>>144613309I think it's this guy>>144613266
STAMP RUN THERE'S A GREEN PREDATOR BEHIND YOU
>>144613242I dunno, decent job and good health or whatever I can't really complain. Weekends like these highlight that I am, however, quite bored when I don't have heems over the weekend. Feel like I'm at a crossroads and gotta decide what I want out of life.
>>144613347thoughts on Alivia Bierley? here she is choking a 17 year old unconscious >>144613354>palnot your pal> "disseminates"unnecessary use of quotation marks>meme arrowing you could have said green text or just quoting but you chose the stupidest way to say it>seek discourseim simply posting about Alivia Bierley brother. Join in or dont
>>144612797Best Cat's a beast. Oktagon fights are based. He will easily beat guys like Yan, as tough as that is to hear.
The average WMMA poster everyone
>>144613426OH MY GAAAAH STINKY BRACK PEDOPHIRE
Not gonna liethe shithead who just responded to my dissemination rant made me laugh a bit but I don't want the faggot to know. What do I do?
>>144613437meaning and purpose. only you know what that is for you brother
>>144613496Delete this post and then leave the thread for like an hour or two
lots of interesting posts to consider on Alivia Bierley's instagram feed. I'd suggest following and enjoying her journey to the UFC. I'm sure it will be quite the ride
>>144612585And get killed in Topuria's fifth consecutive title defense. The first death in the octagon. Sean O'Malley.
dis nigga back air be stankin up da thread on gawd nigga it be smellin like doodoo up in here fr fr
>>144613612Shut up
Favourite Nujabes song?
>>144613652shieeet
>>144613661can I be honest right quick? I have no idea if im spelling Alivia Bierley's last name correctly every time I type it. it's a tricky one. Thoughts on this ammy sub Bierley got?
>>144613612I really wonder what must happen to a person for them to turn out this way. You're so pathetic that I can't even feel bad for you.>teeeheee I actually meant to troll you all and totally did not lie about training and being friends with Stamp and having a girlfriend
ayo wash ya ass stanky ass nigga
jack yadong thought his scale was lying to him but in actuality it was malfunctioning because he's too fat
>>144613727>did not lie about training and being friends with Stamp and having a girlfriendthis is me training with Ilima Lei McFarlene btw
i know you chiggas struggle with eye test but I will drop a gem for you. you need to be betting at least 10% of your net worth on shartlil by ko. I see dese tings.
Girls need to stop with the cornrows in their fights find a white way to fight with hair. Its a joke. Wmma is a joke
dis nigga calendar ain't wash his ass!
This is Tom today, the 22nd of September, at Etihad
>>144613809negroes didn't invent cornrows bapa
>>144613834With a chin like that, can you, scientifically speaking, get "heemed?"
If evan tanner was even tanner he might've survived
is this not kinda weird? Dana is sitting front row at his new boxing project fighter's fight in Ireland and he has Baby Shark, which was part of the deal of signing with Dana, next to him. I get that she's banging him but she's a part of the promotional package? shits kinda weird. she's not even popular
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jnp005gHPUAYYYYYY
it smell like skraight dookie in hurr rn ya feel me
>Pisslam congratulates MerGOD>Instructs him to be real champion like him and only fight ze best>Merab agrees and fights Pantoja twice>a year and a half wasted>Waits until everyone is booked and demands to fight NOW>"Bring me Dominick Cruz off a loss brazza! He a legend of the division. Champion must beat big name to increase he legacy you know dis!">another year wasted>Okay now i give Umar titoe sho'>Umar is due for a brazza injury and pulls out>another year wastedWhy did Mockolchief do this to his brazza?? Accident? Or on purpose to teach him to be humble?
Ilia had a premier for his documentary or movie or whatever he made about himself in Madrid a couple days ago. A bunch of spanish celebrities came out for it
>>144613912better question is why daner has a boxing project at all. do you think he's hedging his bets to keep truki's cream flowing?
Ayo mexico
How does one get a WMMA girlfriend?
https://youtu.be/cBQiLh9N6kg?si=-WUW-nhdGZaSaGH_
boxing powerslapmmgayin that order
>>144613993with what Dana has said about him 100% entering the boxing space in 2025 in a way he has never done before, the biggest theory going now is that Turki is going to make Dana the head of the Boxing league that he is trying to make. If not the head then at least some type of leader in what he's doing. Dana is bored of MMA and is looking for any opportunity outside of MMA so it makes sense
>>144614036Lowering their standards.
BLEEEEEURRRGHGHGHGGHAYO WASH YA ASS NIGGA IT STANK IN HEREBLEUEUEHUHGUHEGGRUHGRUHGR
>>144613992I thought I remembered his wife looking better than that. Goofy way to wear a tie so he can keep the tattoo meme going
>>144613792agree
Another mass heeming, this time in Birmingham, Alabama. When will the violins stop?
>>144614133those are unedited pictures. you've probably only seen her with filters and angles
>>144614060Dana isn't ready for hoe much of a primadonna boxers are. Boxers are used to promoters who are actually interested in working with them and promoting them while Dana is used to MMA fighters who NEED him and will kneel to him when push comes fo shove All it's going to take is Canelo and Inoue not playing ball with this shit because they have their own bubbles in Japan and Las Vegas and suddenly this whole idea is dead.The UFC model doesn't work without the secret Manager mafia and the inability to compete with them
>>144614133frfr his wife looks like a busted brazilian tranny in these pics
>>144614036Bro chicks who train are so fucking nasty. Not just physically repellant but their attitudes, habits, personalities etc. Just fuck a guy.
>>144614208it's easy to forget because it's been so many years of ESPN era slop but Dana actually was one of the best promoters ever before the UFC got formulaic and boring. Dana used to be cutting edge and know every fighter from the top to the bottom of a card. That doesn't work now that the UFC has 700+ fighters and 600 of them are bums that shouldn't be in the UFC. If this brings back the old Dana then he would wreck shit in boxing
>>144614179Honestly? Never.
BIG NEWS TOMORROW DONKS
>>144614179>protect yourself at all times
>>144614389this Luke Thomas guy needs to die
>>144614389Bro don't post this crinfe here
>>144614413Why? Because you disagree with him? That's a terrible thing to wish for.
Love this Luke Thomas guy.
alright last one. Bierley is based
you stank nigga
The Ultimate Fighter Tim Elliott
What country is worse in terms of violent crimes, Mexico or Brazil?
>>144614459I know it is but he's a terrible human. It's not that I disagree with him, the guy is just inherently wrong in being. I see these things.
>>144614606Mexico
>>144614606About the same. But Mexico is more interesting because the cartels can get quite creative.
>>144614606Depends on how you see it, brazil has more crime rates but Mexico has more violent crimes.
You are heemI am heemHeem is usHeem is heem
>>144614618How is he a terrible person? He just has retarded views on mma and politics in my eyes.
>>144614712he's a professional cazzie, absolute scum of the earth
>>144614639>>144614689>>144614691Looks like the judges score it a 10-9 in favour of Mexico.
>>144614606I think if you don't get mixed up with the cartel you are probably much safer in mexico. You WILL be robbed in brazil.
>>144614746Does being a cazzie mean he has to die though? He has a family.
>>144614699
>>144614811A HUEVO.
>>144614873nigga reacted like he just saw god
>>144614873love the refs reaction
>>144612836>>144612852how come jon won't fight him? should be a cake walk, just take him down and submit him like Gane; I doubt Tom has been tested like that. Then he can laugh and say "never suggest anyone ever again haha"
>>144612987>>144613230I think you'd be surprised
>>144614861a familia, pendejo.
>>144614901>>144614908that's shonie carter
brazzas i get pidza
>>144615017I ain't even finna preten ta be that ol, unc.
>>144615021*ni-pidza?
>>144614888>A HUEVO.
if jon wants to prove he is the best he should should fight everyone on the roster and if he doesn't well i guess he is afraid
If Jon wants to prove he is the best he should fight Stipe Miocic then retire
if jon wants to prove he is the best he should should fight the interim champion and if he doesn't well i guess he is afraid
>>144615271Just the interim. Those are the rules
Ahaha, ColBEAST back at it again killing haps to death.>T-thats assaultShut up Joe ya little fool-yea?
if you put jon jones in a closet with 100 guys jon is never coming out of that closet
>>144615438Good evening Madame!
>>14461541145 days until the Interim Heavyweight title is dissolved upon the return of the Undisputed Championship.
>>144615540oh so he IS fighting Tom then? Or is he just giving him the belt since he's retiring?
Comisserations to Former Interim title holder Tommy Asspain L.Surely t-this was the guy to beat the GOAT. T-This time!!
for me it's November 4th, 2017 the day Interim Champion Robert Whittaker was stripped of his belt when Undisputed Champion Michael Bisping faced Georges St-Pierre for the UFC Middleweight Championship.
personal interest/investment = 0-5 pointsvalue to current division = 0-3 points(#1 vs #2 = 3 points)value to the sport/legacy/history = 0-2 pointsJones v StipeNgannou v FerreiraIlia vs MaxBelal v ShavkatKhamzat v WhittakerUmar v MerabIslam v ArmanPereira vs RountreeDricus v Strickland 2
Post Zamfir songs
>>144615580Can you repeat that nonsense blather only this time try to structure your thoughts in a comprehensible way?
>>144615540Jones vs Miocic is in 54 days you goofAnyway Tom’s getting promoted to undisputed and you will piss and shit your jocks
>>144615731Can't read? That's tawlf, b. Best of luck to you
Jones v Stipe - 4Ngannou v Ferreira - 7Ilia vs Max - 7Belal v Shavkat - 6Khamzat v Whittaker - 5Umar v Merab - 6Islam v Arman - 5Pereira vs Rountree - 4Dricus v Strickland 2 - 2
the rules of the interim belt
Colbitch refused to fight.
>>144615817sup dave
>>144615817holy shit it's dave
>>144615131now, yes
>>144615817Dave you slick sack of shit how the fuck is Penny doing?
>>144615540Sadly incorrect. He was interim champ while pissbing was injured, then pissbing fought gsp and he remained interim. He was promoted to champ and defended against Jizzy lol
>>144615863>>144615872>>144615915my name isnt dave
>>144615918
>>144615935classic dave
>>144615918But chael said interim gets stripped when champ returns. How could this have happen? Chael confimed it multiple times??
>>144615958okay great
>>144615918based retard
>>144615935Daveeeeyyyy boooyyyyyy
In approx. 54 days the words “Later promoted to undisputed champion.” will be added to Tom Aspinall’s Wikipedia page.
>>144615935I know it's been a while dave but you can't fool me, I'd recognize you anywhere!
>>144616028Chills.
crazy how Rountree is going to be the one to end the Pereira meme
>>144616028and thus, the baddest man on the planet was born...
>>144616051in the losing contest...
>Mixed martial arts is for animals>Proceeds to apply for an MMA license
first ever 3 time ufc heavyweight champion stipe "gay" miocic
>>144616075i don't see the contraindication,b
Tom’s second title defence will be jailton almeida.
cm punk punked daner
Tom will be demoted to undisputed champion
>>144615658Different scenario cazzboy. Jones vs Stipe was booked after Tom was given Interim. Bisping vs GSP was booked March 1st before Shittaker won Interim. We like to thank you for playing, now shut the fuck up and stop spreading your retardation.
>>144616283so why wasn't Whittaker stripped?
77 days until Gane fights.
Chael is racist against Grasso?https://youtu.be/4PLVszLFzSA?t=372
He doesn’t actually believe Tom’s getting stripped btw he’s just being an attention whore.
>>144616316See>>144616283
undisputed champion reddit robundisputed champion alex p.reddittom reddit
Evloev refused to reschedule.
>>144616350Can't believe Volkov thought he could escape his fate and pull out. Poor fella was gravely mistaken.
HIIYYAAA
>>144616407should count as a loss on the record>>144616413it's rescheduled
>>144616485>it's rescheduledThat’s what he’s saying retard
>>144616485>It's rescheduledExactly my point. Nowhere to run.
>>144616470for me this fight was KWABOTY performance from Costa. Failing upwards, absolutely bullied by pillowfists strick. Looked like a fewl out there and even managed to get dropped. KWAB.
>>144616546>>144616559There wasn't an announcement of him pulling out without a rescheduling, dummies. He asked to have it rescheduled.
>>144616470i like how all of Sean's moves at the end of this looked like a ufc 3 default create a fighter movelist.
Oh for sure Interim just keeps on existing after the Undisputed Championship returns. Interim actually doesn't mean Interim between Undisputed title fights nooo it means Interim for just as long as it takes until you feel better, baby precious.
>>144616283>A UFC Heavyweight Championship bout between current champion (also former two-time UFC Light Heavyweight Champion) Jon Jones and former two-time champion Stipe Miocic was expected to headline the event.[3] However on October 25, it was announced that the bout was scrapped after Jones sustained a pectoral muscle injury that will require surgery.[4] As a result, the promotion opted to book an interim title bout between the originally scheduled backup fighter Sergei Pavlovich and Tom Aspinall in the co-main event.[5][4]
>>144616606are you fucking brain dead
>>144616656>Oh for sure Interim just keeps on existing after the Undisputed Championship returns.It has several times.
>>144616659>was expected
>>144616710Well no, no it hasn't actually. Nice try I guess.
In hindsight Tom Aspinall really is the same kind of janetty as Robert Whittaker
>>144616667are you fucking dense? in the case of a pullout due to injury we often hear quite a time before rescheduling that somebody has pulled out, and then the UFC pulls the fight back together depending how much they want it to happen. In this case it's quite obvious that Volkov approached saying he was injured and looked to have the fight rescheduled slightly later. If he was trying to duck, he could just duck. Your gayqueer gayne nairdiv doesn't fit, b.
>>144616656Yeah we all know he'll lose the interim status and become the actual champion instead.
Tommy Knuckles
>>144616792Unless Jon Jones decides to beat the breaks off Tom before he retires.
>>144616858he can’t and he won’t
>>144616858lol, lmao.
>>1446168871-1 against Curtis Blaydes KWAB
>>144616028Kwab.
You think they’ll show Tom on the broadcast whilst Jones is making his retirement speech? That would be so embarrassing for Jon lmfao
>>144616858>breaks
>>144616858>guys haha I'm 37 years old I can't be scrapping with all these youngins>a-actually after stipe i'm hangin' it up i'm goodyeah...
Gané will heem Asspainanal
What makes you think jon will retire the same day he fights stipe?>He said he would No, what makes you think it will be in that specific day, what makes you think he won't hold on the belt for another year just to be petty?
>>144616979Stop, you're giving Dana an erection.
>>144616979His dream is to retire in MSG after beating Stipe, he might be an annoying homo but he’s not going to ruin his own retirement just to be petty
>tom blaydes III>tom spivac II>tom pavlovich IIjust some of the great heavyweight battles we will surely see once jon stops holding up the division
>>144616929Yeah what an embarrassing career, Jon Jones was only able to beat absolutely every single person he ever fought and then retires as GOAT of mma but turns out the NEXT guy was for sure gonna be different this time.
I look forward to Jon fighting Aspinall, forcing him to wrestle for 3 minutes and gas, and breaking his warrior aura by forcing Aspinall to tap instead of going out like a G.
>>144616470Strickland only fights like he says he will in the last 10 seconds of the fight.
>>144617069don't forget about the Aspinall v Parkin best friends/training partners/anime rivals megafight in front of 100k at wembley
Jones homos are writing fan fiction now lmao
Beta males are talking out the side or their mouth now?
>>144617134and you're going to be up for another night until god knows what hour because you have no responsibilities and no livelihood and 4chan is your most valued life experiencebut keep on cheering for Tom because his success will surely magically become yours you dumb fucking neet
>>144617185>what having no champs does to a nigga yeah we all go through it b doesn't mean you gotta lose yourself.
Who revved him
>>144617231there are around 6 american champs but idgaf i just wanna see the bess fight the bess and the bess is bonesy
>>144617185
>>144614491She could have been a cute wife for somebody without all the years of anavar and whatever mental torture led her to wanting to be a fighter desu. Fighting, much like 4chan, is really only for mentally stunted males. You shudder to imagine how a girl like her ends up as a roided up slag taking pics with a /heem/er.
>>144617185Brutal.
>>144617277are the 6 "american champs" in the room with us right now, b?
you’re not fooling anyone b
>>144617185be careful b hes cookin up some paki voodoo rn to wish cancer on your bloodline
Dark horse.
>>144617386>pantoja>merab>holloway>gaethje (makh ducking)>belal>strickland (robbed)>pereira>jones>suarez (uncrowned)>pennington>harrison (uncrowned)meant 10 mb
Canada has zero ranked fighters in flyweight, zero ranked fighters in bantamweight, zero ranked fighters in featherweight, zero ranked fighters in lightweight, zero ranked fighters in welterweight, zero ranked fighters in middleweight, zero ranked fighters in light-heavyweight, and zero ranked fighters in heavyweight.Canada's top rated and most promising prospect Mike Malott? Born in Ohio.
>>144617522Yet we're all experts at mma... Curious
>>144617496There is absolutely no way you seriously think Gaethje beats Makhachev.
>>144617522>Mike Malott? Born in Ohio.Mike Malott was born in Burlington, Ontario, Canada.
>>144617556i'm jfa. i don't see anyone beating islam for a long time. he keeps getting better too
If he was born in Ontario then why do they call him "Ohio" Mike?
he reminds me of a little retard artem lobov, toporio does. two little retards
>>144617556He is counting every champ as American because uuuuuh reasons and even included wmma anon.
>>144617623KWAB
>>144617596hell yeah
>>144617554>heem predicts Outed yourself, back to r/mma with you, shoo shoo.
>>144617649Don't got a reddit account. Mind if ya lend me yours?
the dichotomy of /heem/ is we are the most powerful but splintered in our potency
brehs I need this week to go by quik like montel jackson so i can watch megalopolis in imax and witness frank coppola win the story for all eternity
>>144616789>are you heckin dense!?! >has reddit melt downSorry, I can't be bothered to read this.
Tom Anal
>conceive>believe>be 1 generation removed from royalty on both sides of your family>achieve
>>144617841isn't mikey's dad a blue collar polish immigrant
>>144617839why
>>144617768shan't be troubled by the opinion of a gaynesissy
>>144617866>bisping >polish
gayne would be fighting this weekend if he wasnt such a bitch
>>144617866ya my bad apparently it was nobility not royalty whatever that means and only on one side of the family
Why won't he retire?
its over for us
So what is it about this Tom aspinal guy that makes people enjoy or hate em
>>144618107hes essentially robert Whitaker minus the video games
>>144618158But reddit rob without reddit or video games is just a blank slate with no personality. oh i see
There's no good reason to hate Tom Aspinall.
This ain't a song for the broken-heartedNo silent prayer for the faith-departedI ain't gonna be just a face in the crowdYou're gonna hear my voiceWhen I shout it out loudIt's my lifeIt's now or neverI ain't gonna live foreverI just want to live while I'm aliveIt's my lifeMy heart is like the open highwayLike Frankie said, "I did it my way"I just want to live while I'm aliveIt's my life
>>144617992damn i wonder if his family actually had wealth due to that. i'm pretty sure bisping came from a very standard middle class family and was out and about getting in trouble with riff raff in his youth
Tom didn't even start taking MMA seriously until after the injury, just shows how good he is.
feinting is for pussy, what are you afraid im going to block or dodge your attack? blocking or dodging is for pussy. In many ways Power Slap by Dana White is the true warrior sport.
>>144611963>A victim of the world.she's just like me
post your most hated cope and yfwfor me its the I wasnt even trying cope
russian wrestlers used to fight with a wine bottle cork in their anus to garner leverage for takedowns
I don't understand glam rock, they dressed like women but were straight? it was a strange time
>>144618378real ones just let the hands go
>>144618556what how does that work?
>>144618591dunno
>>144618566because while everyone was trying to act super masculine to get bitches, they could dress like a bitch and get bitches
>>144618591American wrestlers used to apply a technique called oil checking where you sneak a finger up the opponents bamhole which would throw off their focusThe wine cork would stop oil checking and protect bamholes
>>144618637damn i thought the oil check was to dislodge it, thanks for the info
>>144618616Hyper-masculinity has never been the way to attract women. masculine men always had to force themselves on women. Ladies men were always somewhat effete. It's been that way in every culture forever. Heard of the Trojan war, b?
>gigaflushed moraes wobbled merab>cejudo wobbled merab>sean o'malley couldn't wobble merabhow did anyone ever believe that cuck was good?
>>144618461for me it's hating pisslam with all my heart and having to see him heem volk, but i have normie friends around so i don't show my rage while everyone else is cheering. instead i give a look "yeah that was something. great tko. he really caught him there out of nowhere."
>>144618868bro misunderstood the assignment
>>144618675yo dis nigga referncing the iliad n sheeeit
"Not on my watch."- Jesus Christ
>>144619068Why would Sean agree to do this
are there any animals that grapple exclusively? one I can think of is snakes
>>144619391that's pretty cutethey act more human than those africans with the youtube shorts where they eat the most disgusting fufu gravy chicken slop imaginable with their handssomebody post it
>>144619391octopus
>>144619446
>>144618918>it says as it shovels a pound of canned bean slop into it's mouth
>>144618771>fraud checked by THE ShitoAll you needed to know.
bongs finna catch the fade
heeminder pereira aura is forever tainted by rape
>>144619621chill out b not my fault your reading comprehension is piss poor
>>144619785what about his rape aura
>>144619566could you concoct more effective propaganda in your wildest dreams? reality truly is more staggering than fiction.
id charm you so much there'd be no need to heem anyone
>>144619566they're just playing it up for the camera
>>144619862>>144619785what about his taint?
>>144619785if anything it makes him look more like a pulp era villain, a complete savage, now who's the hero to defeat him and save the girl (hanging by a chain above the octagon)?
MMA. A sport where the fighters prove their mettle in a cage
>>144619566 buying dana's wmma slop ppv cardsvs>pirating every single card at high quality 60fps
>>144619819based retard
>>144620087kek peak comfy
>>144620126bro still doesn't know lmao
>>144618771Sean has to catches guy at the end of his punches to really hurt guys, this is not the cases of the more compact Cjudo and Moraes.Also Sean didn't rush foreward nearly as much, he circled a whole lot more during the Suga fight to avoid being caught coming in.
>>144620364scripted as fuck
>>144620364silva tried this on a good fighter and got zeemed
>>144620364Jon Jones is such a monster for beating guys that lost to the guy falling over here.
Imagine.
>>144620592
>>144620469uhh silva never fought smiff
woodson sataus?
>>144620679OHHHH HE'S GOT A KNIFE
>>144620692>omg le twisted heckin psychopath!
>>144620679He robbed my nigga bruce leeroy
>2 wmma fights on the 307 maincard>jose and wonderboy on the prelimonce dana retires, the UFC is gonna be gigapozzed
>>144620945>once dana retireswho do you think greenlit wmma
Kai Kara France is the Lineal Flyweight champion
>>144620994True.
>>144620994
>>144620988>who do you think greenlit wmmadana just likes money, and he made a lot of money with ronda rousey. whoever takes dana's place is going to be even worse
holy shit check the news
>>144621167Nah.
false alarm boys
heeminder it was initially called "Dana White's Power Slap"
Zuffa Boxing I: Tony Ferguson vs Deigo Sanchez El Cucuy Nightmare Phantasmagoria
>>144621232wahts it called now?
>>144621167WDWTCH
>>144621266"we don't watch that crap here"
>>144621232rightfully so, dana has a mean slap
>>144621266Dana White presents Power Slap
>>144621274>>144621275
>>144621266Just Power Slap
HOLY F*CKING FUCK FOLKS WE GOT A KICKASS DANA WHITE'S CONTENDER SERIES THIS WEEK
>>144621351what's so kickass about it
>>144621367the Toyo Tires CEO's son is fighting on it
The only way anyone here could finish me is with their mouths on my fat cock. Respectfully.
>>144621550manliest canadian
>>144621167no
>>144621550gay
>>144621550I’ll make you finish with my curved super cock haha
>>144621589shouldn't you be at a blm rally or sum, b?
>>144621550ooo massa schaub is that yo peanus weanus
she could save wmma...
>>144621679he's too old for you
>she
>*draws a card*>ah, relinquished. how appropriate.soon.
>>144621767women can't fight
no womeng no cry
>>144621797better be careful with those negative fantasies unforeseen things happen in life and will leave you or your family broken and traumatized
bros I'm a little sad. I never get to play vidya anymore and I'm probably missing out on some absolute kino. For instance, I've barely gotten to play the Mass Effect trilogy. I just left the main city in the first game after becoming a SPECTRE and haven't played since. It took me like 15 hours just to do that because I love exploring every corner of a level. That was like 3 months ago and I haven't been able to play since Any other heembros trying to balance gaming with real life shit? Is it possible?
>>144621767what's his record?
>>144622168been trying to finish rdr1 since july but work friends and trying to get xussy have gotten in the way
2 absolute faggots: sean stricklamd and alsx pereira
>>144622225damn I played RDR1 back in high school but never touched RDR2. I hope you're enjoying it buddy
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/111674-ufc-fight-nightI unironically see 11 good fights. Damn son. This is a 7/10 card on paper
can't even post on heem anymore, busy having too much sex.
>>144622305so this is why no one is making fun of ganecels
GDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mQacRb7Tzc?feature=sharethey used to be boys..
Gane Doesn't Sex
>>144622305those tijuana tutes got venomous bacteria infested pussies bro, stay strapped
>>144622418:(Sergod still owes him an apology
>>144618461you're chinese
>>144622526>yes
Everyone Belal has lost to has been people who are simply better athletes than he is. He was never on par with physical specimens like Neal and Luque, and that caught up to him in those fightsLeon is similarly just a way better athlete, even if Belal is on roids now, Leon is tougher, more durable, faster, and more powerful. And it's not like they're far off skill wise either, Belal maybe has a slight edge in wrestling.Leon's also a southpaw, something Belal has had trouble with his entire career.I don't know how this doesn't end with Leon just repeatedly blasting him every time Belal tries to open up
>>144622305What's his name?
>>144622168Super, super gay ass taste you have amigo. Im playing UFO 50 and some mother fucking Warriors Orochi 3. Dont ever talk about videogames here again. Unless you follow me to the washroom and wipe off my dick off.
>>144612704can i get a quick rundown on this? Suga wants to fight Pantoja at 135 or what?
>>144622634nice but a unnecessarily gay and aggressive. I just wanna play ME cuz I love sci fi and this is a political sci fi epic
>>144622609
>>144622883fake pic. this is AI
>>144622609after watching Leon fight gun shy Usman and Colby I can say without a doubt that he is the greatest defensive wrestler in UFC history
>>144622925thank you for stopping the spread of misinfo
>>144622925>>144622883all that sauce finna aged him like 15 yairs
>>144623076bruh did belal really crashed the planes?
Belal just flew over my house
Who is the Big Red of the UFC
>>144623281james vick
Colby should be cut
If you told me any black guy in the crowd was "kendrik lamar" or whoever that guy at nacho poofc actually was I would have believed you. i genuinely still don't know what he looks like.
>>144623390its called noche not nacho
>>144623403talmbout nacho bowl night?
>>144623403it's called heem *headkick you dead*
>Oh fuck yeah mount my shit bro oooh yeaaah fill me up Dricdaddy uuungh colonize my tight black ass pussy with your HWD fuuuck aah shit nigggaaaWhat did Israel Adesanya mean by this?
>>144623403diffrin card b
>>144623486I think they were calling it "playing possum" on commentary
I have nothing left to accomplish in 2024
someone post the edit of adesanya’s wikipedia page pls
>>144623546hey good for you asshole
>>144623390he unironically looks like this
Terence Crawford (#1 p4p boxer in the world) is a mixed martial artist who excelled in wrestling and does jiujitsu.We can't stop winning.
>we
>>144619068suga didn't tap to a capeshitterhes a real one
We? We.
>>144623782>>144623796We meaning everyone but Canada, yes.
yo dawg can I get a news update
>>144623866concneedsion accepted
>>144610863Who is this semen demon
>he paysahahahahahahahahaah
>>144622609>plop
does canada even have a boxer? a bjj guy? anything?
>>144623958there is a brazza boxing champion that lives in Canada
>>144623974that's a no then
>>144623929Are you the hindu muslim that said Belal would win a few weeks before the fight? I got that copy paste while looking through the posts leading up to the fight and it's gold
>>144623958lenox 'derrick' lewis b
Bo thread?
>>144623995>>144623929I meant Indian instead of Hindu, man I really need to go to bed
>>144624022Beaux du Negal is disappointing me, he should be on the hunter for every brazzar and negal at middleweight
Alright Bo thread>>144624090>>144624090>>144624090
