Baltimore Ravens @ Dallas Cowboys Game Thread #2
How worried should I be?
shit teams
Coach Prime
>>144612902and there it is
>>1446129028
Is this the thread?
21-3Hahahahahahahaha
Is Henry still elite?!
Sell the damn team, Jerry
>>144612902based
i'm about to file a missing persons report for an entire pro football team
wtf why do the Cowboys get a Heritage month all to themselves?
>>144612913MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
dallas looks really bad
>Dack smoking the bong during half time
>>144612902
Who is the Taylor Swift of the cowboys?
Cowboys are so fucking rinsed lmaoooooo
fucking based
KWABoys
wide fucking open
cowgoyim are COOKED
lol cowbitches
>>144612853Shit teams
>>144612974Bruce Jenner
>>144612900Worried about what? It's already over.
>>144612962>linkin park cds in the lockeromega lol
>>144612930
>>144612962is he sipping the bongwater?
Dem Bucks
>You know what would make the halftime show better? A mariachi band.
>>144612853Brady’s charismatic presence really just makes every game more engaging. Whether he’s sharing a light-hearted moment of his legendary career or diving deep into a critical play, his personality shines through, captivating viewers like me from start to finish. What’s more, despite being one of the greatest of all time, he really is humble and relatable and resonates with fans like me. I feel connected to him on a deep, personal level.
>>144612922You predicted the future! What is the powerball number?
>>144612962right now the bong is smoking Dak
>find her in your roomWwyd anon?
you fucking suck dallas
The Cowsoys are so bad LaMeme isn't even bothering to scramble.
KWABOOTY
>>144612853DalLass Femboys
You love to see it
cowboys getting spanked
jerry jones only signs players that have an 8 inch cock but forgot about on field talent. poor guy
>>144612902You sick fuck
>>144613021chatgpt prose
>>144613021Hey, Tom!
The Cowboys look like they all want to kill each other, the body language kek
>>144612900There’s nothing to be worried about. We already knew this team was shit before they resigned Dak and we already knew they would only get worse after. Why would you be worried now when this was expected? You should be angry at Jerry for resigning Dak rather than just biting the bullet and getting started on the rebuild, now we have to watch at least 4 more years of this shit. I’ve watched every cowboys game since the 2006 season, at least there was always hope that the team could get better. But now we know the next 4 years are hopeless, first time in my life I find myself losing interest in even watching.
>>144612853>CowshitsHow many years does this need to happen before people stop buying into the hype? I’m almost 30 and they’ve never been relevant in my life
Hey, Demboyz, look up
Damn my cowboys really do suckglad they spent a fourth rounder on a back up QB instead of a starting RB
Am I going to make it
>>144612820
>>144613020
>>144613070
Imagine if Micah was 75% of the player he thinks he is. One of the biggest front runners in the league.
>>144613020this but unironically
The Boyz are so fucked this year. Someone please end Dak's career
WHERE DID ALL THE COWFAGS GO???I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEM BOYZ?????
is there anything comfier than an eagles 1 pm win into a cowboys 4pm loss?
why would you wear a toque indoors
Spooky Lamar
>>144613074Based. I got Barkley and lameme starting rn too. If I didn’t have them I would be losing. I have Andrews as my te and my receivers suck.
>more eagles fans than cowboys ffans itthahahah
>>144613025Sniff, lick, finger, and fuck her butthole. Hopefully she hasn’t showered in a while and is farting.
For comparison, Andy "The Red Rifle" Dalton has 3 passing TDs today.
okayhere we go
>>144613098These guys are booty cheeks. NFC East is ours
yeah here we goy
looks like the check cleared
did someone just throw a hat on the field?
>>144613097This team has broken us
REFFIES IN THE HOUSE
YES REFFIES
THERE WERE FINE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES
>>144613075This is the most delusional man in the world>>144613097I dont think they follow the games if they are losing
>>144613122how much to the Panthers get for Young?
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY GREATEST ALLY
based fucking reffies
>>144613075His NFC East videos are actually funny.
>PI would've put 1st and goal on the 1>off holding>pen cancel outHAHAHAHA
>>144613168about tree fiddy
i dont wanna know why jerry jones gave ceedee number 88 now
Sorry sowsois I paid more
WTF HOLDING FUCK THESE REFS
PUTA DALASS hahahahahahahahaahah
There is only one 3-0 team in the AFC>Chiefs can join them tonight
That’s just fucking bullshit. 100% rigged.
Did Jerry bounce he check?
>>144613063>How many years does this need to happen before people stop buying into the hype?They're too stupid to get through to. Like Trumpcucks.
cowboys and giants will have the same record after today, lol
>>144613200
Zesty as fuck haircut
>white kickers
>>144613025I would kill any intruder in my house without hesitation
>>144613203I'm not even a cowboys fan but damn. What the fuck was that call? Haha
Cowboys are still winning and STILL going to the Super Bowl
Brady is a bad commentator
>>144613200and Jim Harbaugh remains winless against Justin Fields
>>144613225And panthers
>>144613197anon do you not understand you have to make these clever or funny in some way?
halftime slagtime
>cowboys onside kick
>>144613243Olson was bad at first too but he'll grow into it. Maybe he should commentate on a game that doesn't involve the cowboys.
>>144613228I wonder if he went to those P Diddy partys
>>144613243no, he's average, just like he was an average quarterback
I just made this webmWhat does /sp/ think?
>>144613232Nice.
>>144613264kek
>>144613238Dak is never getting to the superbowlPlayoffs 50/50 at best
>>144613243he's only gotten to call shit games, so he's kind of on hard mode rn
>>144613238Dak can only beat shit teams. Not that the defense is doing him any favors, but even if they were Dak would still make them lose anyway.
>>144613252have a gif
What's he thinking at this moment?
>>144613265shit AIwon't let me make cheerleaders vomiting on each other
>>144613122I don’t want to hear a Bryce Young apologist open their mouths ever again. I don’t care how shit the roster or the organization are. He has yet to demonstrate a single trait he’s even above average at. Cfb hicks will unironically blame the supporting cast because Bryce doesn’t get to play Citadel and Wake Forest every week.
Where are Demboyz? The Dallass fans?
>>144613285>Dak is never getting to the superbowlDak should make commercials for seatgeek since he'll be using it.
>>144613265sour sarsaparilla
My Saints would booty blast both these shit teams
Dem Boyz status?
>dallass
Do you think Brady is pissed casting these games when he knows he's still better than all these QBs?
>>144613306You have to trick it, see this is mud not poop.
>>144613303i didn't know Gutfeld was a Cowboys fan
maybe zero threat of rushing the ball is a bad idea
>>144613303Trying to pick a new team
>>144613303>Debería seguir adelante y simplemente deportarme ahora?
>>144613348>needed the reffies to win against the aints>got booty blasted by Kriko chainzoh nononononono ahahahaha
>>144613285NFC is especially weak this seasonI wouldn't be surprised if a 9-8 team (not from the NFCS) makes the offs
>>144613348
>>144613303>I should leave at halftime and go wash my truck.
>>144613258You can now only onside kick if:>It is the 4th quarter>You are behind>You declare you are making an onside kick
Wait Aubrey played soccer and never played football before? That's nuts.
I’m voting Colin Allred
>>144613344Seeing them succeed post Payton is nice. I have maintained for years he is massively overrated and a Brees/defense babby. The Based Carr redemption arc is the cherry on top.
>>144613315cfb hicks were among his loudest detractors coming out of college for that exact reason. and just because he's shit doesn't mean his supporting cast isn't also shit, Dalton just cut his teeth with the pre-Burrow Bengals and knows how to manage a team with limited talent. oh, and because the Panthers are turbotards they traded away any ability to draft upgrades to that shit supporting cast. Chicago thanks you for your patronage
SLAGSLAGS
>>144613355he should be pissed his wife fucks other guys in front of his kids
>open up espn>click on 'Demboyz'>@Steelers, Lions, @49ers, @Falcons in 4 of the next 5Division will be over soon
>144613407No (You)s to fanbases of teams that get BTFO twice at home lol
>>144613407>needed the reffies to win against the aintsNo, but they needed to overcome a few Siriannisms
>>144613423That’s gay as fuck.
>>144613315Well the cope is seeing how well Sam Darnold and Baker Mayfield are playing now, yet Baker was always good and Darnold had shown some good things as a pro. Bryce Young hasn’t shown anything except that he can’t compete at the pro level. I don’t even understand how anyone thought he was better than Stroud. I don’t follow college football, but back during that draft I thought the only reason Stroud wasn’t the unanimous number 1 is because he was short, then I find out that Bruce Young was the short one lol
>>144613466>related
>>144613320I’m here, spending more time shitting on Dak on the Reddit though, feels good to be vindicated and proven right that Dak shouldn’t have been resigned desu
>>144613471I don't watch cfb and I don't know draft evaluation for shit so I have no, and I mean NO, idea why front offices rated young at all. legitimately found it bewildering and still do
Baltimore bros, is Dundalk a shithole if you live on the water?
>>144613460Reffies? The eagles had like 8 penalties against them. The saints guy trying to kill slay was deserved and the dude who almost killed Smith and knocked his helmet off should have been a flag.
Halftime faptime: The Cowboys are playing edition
>>144613444This is the hottest picture of this chick by a country mile. Don’t bother looking her up, seriously. Saved you all the trouble.
>>144613509KWAB
>>144613471it was literally >muh Heisman and >muh S2 that were the difference. they had roughly the same career stats coming out of college.
>>144613471>OFF THE CHARTS INTANGIBLES>GENERATIONAL TALENT>PLAYS BIGGER THAN HIS SIZE>HEY STEVE YOUNG WAS 5'10>CEREBRAL FIELD GENERAL
>>144613533Dundalk is the white ghetto of Baltimore
Boyz should trade Dak for Caleb Williams straight up
>>144613458Cowboys are going 7-10 this year
>>144613554Facts
I really hope Belicheck ends up taking the Cowboys job
>>144613420kek commie retardAll Cowboys fans are God fearing White Trump supporters
>>144613434Based
>>144613362
spcord chat & streamhttps://discord.gg/pkS8puNJZA
>>144613509do people actually defend Dak?
my boy justin fields would booty blast both of these poverty teams
>>144613613>making Belichick deal with Jerry's prima donna behaviorThat would literally, no exaggeration end in Belichick committing a murder suicide.
>>144613658IP grabbing link do NOT click
>>144613604Nobody is going to trade for Dak lol
>>144613613Jerry hates being upstaged by his own head coach, see Jimmy Johnson and Bill Parcells
>>144613623Highest percentage of mexican fans in the NFL
>>144613669no bitch
>>144613676>I clickedHow fucked am I anon?
>>144613658>discord privacy nightmare fuck off
Skip is having another Twitter meltdown
>>144613471>>144613528I don’t watch much cfb but it was so obvious the difference between “small” guys like Baker and Kyler, who are really just NFL small with rocket arms and Young who is small just by normal standards with zero athletic talents. His only chance was to somehow be Brees with an even faster release and ability to process (impossible) and that was never his type of game to begin with.
>>144613738based Dak making em seethe
>>144613667Ya lol, especially during the off-season. I was saying the entire time they need to let him walk and rebuild because the team has reached their peak with Dak, it’s not nearly good enough, and he needs way more help to succeed and they won’t be able to afford it after signing him, Lamb, and Parsons so it’s better to just bite the bullet and start looking for the next QB now rather than delay that search for another 4-5 years just to see Dak choke in the playoffs, yet they all said that watching regular season wins is better than watching rebuild, yet now there aren’t even going to be regular season wins lol. Literally every player on this team on a big contract is an overpaid fraud, and there gonna add at least one more after this year (parsons), can’t wait to see how bad next year is desu
>>144613738I don't have Xitter post it
he's coping
kek
This sport is boring
>that stiff armGAWD DAMN>>144613708Wood sniff
>that stiff armoh the humanity
Bros...we can't let the black QB win
>stiff armface mask
Can someone tell me why JJ paid Dak instead of fixing the Rush D?
Cowboys losing is always fun but I'd have rather have seen if we could have got Meme to have a fulled fledged chimp out by going 0-3 or 0-4
>>144612853/sp/ meetup December 15th!
>>144613663is this a freak off??
>>144613663Actually pretty impressive desu senpai
>>144613848Its daggering you uncultured swine
>>144613783The replies bullying him make it even funnier
>>144613820>the black QB named Lamar has the second stupidest name in this game
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144613787just got a lot harder with the Ratbirds now up to 28...
>letting a retiree run on you
Henry is still the meanest runner in the fucking game
1 - 2
COWSOIS GETTING BOATRACED AT HOME AGAIN!
ok let's get this shit started>cowboys
don't let us get 1
WE DEM GOYZ
PRESS F TO SHOW RESPECT TO THE COWBOYS RIP
whatever 5 rings bitches :)
damn these fans in baltimore are loud
DERRICK HENRY LETS GO
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's time for Jerry's kids to put him in a nursing home.
High School strategy works in the NFL
y'see this here is the flukeeverything else is expected
how much is dak paid again
That'll be 240 million plus tip, goy
>We're ALL IN this year
>cowboys faggot spamming the same shit when the Eagles lostFuck off faggot
And we haven't even had the mandatory awful Dak INT yet. Cowgirls in a DEEP hole today.
>>144613958damn forgot the pic
WE DEM SOYS
my fucking sides
lol Dallas. FAGS
>>144613982>Browns>lost to the GnatsKWAB
>>144613888>>144613893Look at Gronk on the Bucs. His ability didn’t really diminish he just couldn’t get 15 targets a game anymore. Henry is going to thrive on an offense that isn’t built around him getting 35 carries every week.
My G-men would booty blast both these teams.
>>144613942>watches football alone in his cuck cave>doesn't even let him wife watch football with him >dak poopscootKWABOTY
>>144613857Smashing a chick against a tree is impressive? Must be nice being a nigger.
This is the power of the cowboys. hahahaha holy shit. They are going to get blown THE FUCK OUT by the Eagles.
>>144613978You only throw desperation picks when you think you have a chance.
>>144613035Who's the Shooker of the NFL?
>>144613708>How fucked am I anon?on our way to arrest you right now!
YEEAAAAHHH HERE WE GOOOOO
>4 score gamegoodbye
>>144614023DOOK POOPSCOOT!
Alright boys fans, what's our new team?Surely we can't support this
They need to just get to the 4th quarter so they can spam onside kicks.
>>144614069
>>144614046
>>144613779yeah I completely agree. I genuinely thought last year would be Daks last year, clearly I was wrong.
>>144614070Saints
>>144614068>Mexican math skills
>>144614013That took a decent amount of athleticism and stamina
>60 million a year>bounce the ball to the tight end 2 yards away
>>144614091
>>144614110POOP DOOKSCUT
>>144613958Nah, that’s not a fluke, although the last 2 games are expected. The cowboys always beat up on shit teams like the browns or giants and lose to good teams. Baltimore is 0-2 but they’re still a good team. And the cowboys always have one game where they get btfo when they should have won, this year the saints, last year was the Josh dobbs cardinals. The only difference this year is that they have a much harder schedule finally, they’ll probably lose every other game except the giants, redskins, and panthers.
>>144614100theyre not gonna go for 2 on their next td
>>144614110Lamar can do that AND he's a running back.
>crowd booinglove it
Love the shots of Micah and Ceedee on the sidelines in games like ibis. Pretending to care about winning on camera instead of just being mad they don’t get to statpad against Washington or NY this week. Dak is a choking front runner too but he at least seems like he genuinely cares.
>>144614070Since the seasons over I’m just rooting for white QBs now, especially my boy Herbert.
>>144614141>next tdlmao
*sips*This is a good ol' fashioned shellacking
How much?
FLAGS FLAGS FLAGS FLAGS
Reffies saving us
meanwhile he's holding ont he defender's face mask
>>144614172Beat me to it.
Cowboysisters, how are we doing? Do we still have a chance to come back?
>>144614123Kek so roasted. Poop.
>bookies losing too much if dallas blown out>flag literally every single play second halfmakes one think
>>144614171You're a glutton for punishment
>>144614197
>>144614214BAL are known chockers
imagine being a grown man and needing people to squirt water in your mouth. how hard is it for these idiots to pick up their own bottle?
Do women belong in sports?
>>144612900
>>144614171Harbaugh's dumbass got him even more injured from playing him injured
I need sex
lmao what the fuck was that pass
My Chiefies would booty blast these SHIT teams
>>144614214If McCarthy starts calling plays like pic related the maybe.
hol up
>dak sackscott
>Sack ShartscoopKWAB
sacked on the starlove to see it
>Sak sacksack
>>144614271literally just fap. buy an onahole, it feels practically the same
>>144614253
sacked lol
Are the cowboys homosexual? They seem gay or transgender
Dook Tuashit
>poop pooppoop
LMFAO
>>144614226lol they weren’t even 2 point dogs. Cowboys were never covering.
>>144614246>chockers
>Dak is your team's qb
Dak buried on the midfield starit's over
Based Brady throwing these WOEFUL ass cowsois under the bus
>>144614277based reffies enthusiast
MOM FOUND THE POOPSACK WTF DO I DO!?
>>144614230Ya, I know the chargers are shit I just like Herbert and feel bad for him, wish he was with a good franchise. The chargers don’t deserve him.
How much does a family of 3 tickets cost? I feel so bad for that family
How funny is it that they are stuck w/ Dook for years
BAHAHAHAH
DOOF PISSCOCK
>>144614317>240 million...
>sack picksix
Daniel Jones is winning this division
KWAB
>>144614345Retard
DallASS
shit shitsuck
>the lineman pushed him into DakAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why is it especially fun to bully the Cowboys more than most other teams?
>>144614317>>144614323quick, put him in at qb, there is still time
snoop fatigue
>>144614318
>>144614370OBJECTION!
>>144614253According to Ted Cruz they do. Collin Alred, who played football at Baylor by the way, doesn't think so. The choice of if women belong in sports is on the ballot this November. Cruz is for the Femoids, Alred is for the Moids.
This is gay
>>144614371>>144614323>>144614318>>144614317A new meme is born
>>144614183> $ 6 0, 0 0 0 , 0 0 0 . 00+tip
>>144614384because they are "America's Team"
>>144614384because they are guaranteed to suck as long as Jerry lives
>>144614345If a family of 3 could afford those seats then money is not an issue to them.
Don't worry dem boys are about to enter garbage time and Dak will really turn on the heat.
Fuck this team
>>144614384Because they're cockier than other teams despite a historically poor playoff performance, so it becomes a rite of passage to help them check their expectations
>>144614344Harbaugh will fix all
>>144614384Because we can take it
>>144614371prototypical american (((family)))
>>144614251Spoken like someone who has never exerted themselves beyond climbing a flight of stairs.
>>144614345240 million pesos
>>144614317>>144614318>>144614323>>144614371
>>144614371kek i was hoping someone would cap that
>another gaping hole for Henry
>>144614414Aww he's smiling
Dak is just gonna take sacks and throw incomplete because he knows this game is over and is afraid of throwing picks lol
>>144614443chimp harbaugh
>that gym bunny in awe of Derrick "BBC King" Henry
>my groin would be ripped in halfWho let Arron Rodgers in the broadcast booth?
Throw the ball to Flowers you greedy cunt. I hate black QBs
>>144614476>Guys, I'm thinking about reddit again
>>144614501>rick and morty shirtgood dog
Is Dallas just a bad football team? After agreeing to pay Dik Poopshart and 8-Track Lamb $370 million over four years?
if you like the cowboys after this I’m going to assume you suck dickyou take it up the ass
>NO SEED OIL>NO SUGAR>NO GLUTEN>NO GOYSLOP>WORK OUT WITH CHAINS>0-2
A tragedy in a single image.
>>144614384because their fans are all gay delusion retards
Brady sounds like he's orgasming talking about Derrick Henry's training discipline
HAWK TUAH
is this the official laugh at the dalASS cowboys thread?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144614516Imagine being her father and watching that video
>>144614253I would eat shit directly out of her asshole.
>>144614566Imagine saving up $1000 from working in the flavelas to take your family to see their favorite team and this is what you get
YEAAAAAAH (below .500)HERE WE GOOOOOO
>>144614598Fucking deranged
>>144614545They went 12-5 the last 3 seasons because they’ve had some of the easiest schedules over the last 3 years. They’ve never been good, they just stat pad vs shit teams, a bunch of frauds got overpaid, and now it’s all falling apart because moneys tight and the schedule got harder.
>>144614608imagine buying one of those stupid fucking hats AND wearing it out in public
>>144614564It's still enough for Landdragons on the sois "defense"
>>144614588Brady is passionate about avocados.
>>144614545Baltimore is just back to playing like a HS team and I love it.
>>144614625
>>144614560Kate from Lost?
>>144614595Fathers don't have to watch sexy videos, they get to bang their daughters whenever they want.Never forget that at least 1/4 American women admit to fucking their fathers at some point in their life
What's a word that starts with N and ends with R anons?
Average Cowboys fan
HOL UP HOL UPWE DEM GOYS!
>>144614516shes a sports physical therapist you deranged phallic fanatic
Can I get a stream link please? My brother is a raves fan and I want to call him later and discuss it, I’m hearing the boys QB threw the game?
>>144614655Vera?
The cowboys run defense is horrible, but it's insane how the cowboys offense is completely unable to play from behind. It's been years of this.
>>144614655Roody-poo
>>144614628he bought it at the game because his daughter thought it was funny and he just wanted to see her smile
>>144614655Neighbor.
>Jerry talking about how much he likes looking at BBC in the locker room>players quit on team and hopento get traded
>>144614655nibbler
Since someone pointed out the refs get bored and call holding if you run too much I can't stop noticing it
>>144614655nagger
>>144614608Should have been going to High School games on Friday night. It's the budget minded man's football. Last time I went, I only spent $20 total all evening.
>>144614560Sauce??
>>144614670No, if you can't figure out how to look up "nflbite" you're already too brain damaged for this sport.
>>144614636Super Bowls and guac bowls.
>>144614655Nebikennezzer
Brady has been much better than the first time I heard him
Im just glad we don't have to pretend dem 'sois are good for the whole season, feels bad to lie to retards that don't know better
>>144614714Kek
>>144614726How many fucking national tv games do they get this year? Fucking sick of it
>>144614655https://youtu.be/IOdSFt6OwaQ
>>144614655Nor
can we flex future cowboy games since they're arizona cardinals tier now? tired of watching this shit
>runs into cheerleader>doesn't apologize
>>144614674jej
>>14461474517 home games lad
Big black cocks
>>144614762the NFL wants you to listen to Tom Brady calling Cowboys games until morale improves
>>144614778fuck off jerry
>>144614762Stardinals
>>144614655bulbasaur
>Brady's first 3 games are Cowboys gameshe's getting more comfortable because he's probably laughing at their fraudulence like we are.
>>144614678Who wants to get traded? They’re getting overpaid, no income tax, and in one of the biggest football markets and probably the best when it comes to sponsorships. The only other franchises that would be stupid enough to overpay them have income tax or are in much less lucrative markets. They’re perfectly happy here. Jerry just believed in frauds again, he’s desperate to see another owl before he dies and won’t rebuild.
>>144614711I heard Jeb!s guac doesn't even have avocados in it or some shit
>>144614778HOW BOUT DEM BOYZ
you can tell will ferrell is completely dead inside after (((they))) made him do the tranny movie.
holy shit, will ferrell is still alive??
>>1446147788,5" crew report in
>>144614803
>>144614745They wouldn’t get as many if so many people didn’t hatewatch them.
Dem boyz really suck, lmao
HOL UP HOL UP>WE DEM SOISWE DEM SOISWE DEM SOOOOIIIS
>Fox playing ODB during a Cowboys blowout losstoday was a good day bros
>>144614800They gave him training wheel games so he can get better later on. I bet he’s laughing in his mind about this.
Not to be racist but should African Americans be quarterbacks?
>>144614879COOL IT WITH THE SEMITISM
>>144614855
BOOO THESE BOYSBOOOOOOOOOO THEM
>>144614879say that on your real account
>>144614879No, they can never compete with white men like Lamar
>Brady: Oh my god...kek even he's sick of DallASS
lmao that "omg" from brady was the funniest thing he's said so far. this team is hot garbage
>>144614778But enough about my search history. Go birds!
>oh my godLol
>>144614879Yikes on bikes, there it is
>wearing a 28-3 Pats shirt at a Bal @ Dal gamebased or cringe?
Anyone else's audio totally fucked on this game.
>>144614778>t.Jerry
Cowboys sideline looks like a funeral
>>144614919No. I'm White and my cock is enormous. I'd put it against anyone's.
>>144614958no that's just tom brady
>Dallas getting btfo so bad Tom has to fill by recounting his old glories
>>144614956he was a plant just so brady had an excuse to talk about it
>Brady bragging about 28-3lmao, what an asshole move.
>Dak so over this shit he's sacking himself How much did that self-sack cost?
>>144614879COWARD
>>144614979You're supposed to put your cock inside a pussy, not against other cocks
>Brady talking about 3-28There's going to be a lot of that
>>144614977A well paid funeral, lel
>>144614919no
>>144614979
>dook shuffleshit
lmao Dak just dropped the ball
>actually didn't happen to me muchKEK HE CALLED DAK SHIT
>>144614994>>144615008He has to talk about whatever the producers put on the screen
did brady just say nigger?
>DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME SO MUCHHOLY KEK
I didn't realize it was Brady commentating and thats a good thing
sex with dana perino
>>144615048>It's just good old fashioned nigger-ball Kevin. You just let the boys go out there and play
>>144614801Jerry Jones runs the NFL.
>>144615048I hope so
>>144615029I think Brady unironically hates Dak. Can’t blame him though, who wouldn’t be embarrassed about getting BTFO by someone like Dak in the playoffs.
>Shart Fartshit
>>144615029>Sometimes you get so comfortable in the pocket you just drop the ball. Brady is playing 5d chess with these insults.
doesn’t seem like black boys have it in em to be quarterbackgotta leave that job to the white man
>anons think Dallas is going to have to suffer through Brady>Brady ends up suffering through DallassWe haven't even reached the Eagles matchup yet.
>>144615071This
>>144615071Dana Perino was so hot during the W admin, that was a long time ago
>>144615086I forgot his last game was getting cucked by Dak
>>144615029Dakbros Brady is making fun of us….
>>144615080wtf i love jerryworld now
What do they mean when they say dallas is americas team
This is bad bad
>>144615086brady unironically despises dak prescott because he quote “looks like a raghead shitskin”
>We are just now starting the 4th quarter
>>144615080what a homo
based CeeDee making Dak feel better by dropping the ball too
>brady laughing at shitter dak on commentaryits literally over for the sois
>>144615130google it
>>144615080I wish Jerry hated niggers, then Dak wouldn’t be here next year.
Im only watching to hear Brady shit on dak lol
>>144615086he does
I get that Dak sucks, but did Brady really have to call him a no good nigger and that quarterbacking should be left to the white man? seems a little uncalled for
so this is the power of Italy
That was one of the worst 4th down plays I've ever seen.
>>144615071https://mrdeepfakes.com/video/12452/not-dana-perino-stolen-car-leads-to-porn-cosima-2-paid-request-2529519
>>144615130When football signed big tv deals back in the early 90's, the Cowboys always played on Thanksgiving and Christmas games on national TV and got very popular
what a retard an interception would have been better
>DICK SHITTHROWT
Holy shit he should get ejected for that
>>144615124>Ywn hear Skeeeeup and Shannon talk about this game I hate it so much bros
>>144615159steeler fans are faggots. most of them live vicariously through them because they are fucking losers irlhell, half of their “fans” arent even from PA…eags run PA
>>144615160Should've let him pick it
>>144615170>but did Brady really have to call him a no good nigger and that quarterbacking should be left to the white man?Seems to me Dak got off easy
>dink dunkscott
Legendar garbage time Dak isn't even showing up tonight.
Owari da...
why in the fuck wouldn't you let the pass be intercepted so they'd have the ball way back there?
>>144615190the nuances of the arm punt are lost on receivers in the heat of the moment
>TalladegaWhat in the /turnleft/ is that audible?
Cowboys need to trade Dak for Drew Loch
Lmao the wheels have fallen off
>>144615202cowfags chimp out too hard to think practically
>would've been 20-30 yards pinned deeper if he let him picked itWhat a retard
>POOPSHIT POOPSCOTT
I thought it was inappropriate when Tom called Dak “outdated farm equipment”
somebody check on Skip, he's gotta be about to bust a spring after that shit
>Dumb Retardscott
>>144615226hoes are mad
>>144615243nigga, do you really think it matters anymore?
You are now Dakota Prescott how do you fix the cowboys
>>144615247When he said "You know, in the 1800s niggers weren't allowed to be cowboys", I'm surprised Kevin didn't say anything
Jannie banned Mr for 15 mins. I'll see you in 3 days lads
>Last 3 home games were complete blowoutsWhat happened?
>Dak Prescott>Nigger Prescott>Nigger Nigger
Henry is just doing whatever he wants
>>144615278Quick, post naked tiddyz.
>Lamar is 10/12hilarious
>>144615243Doesn’t matter, games over anyway, he must wanted to release his anger and frustration on him
DICK NIGGERSHIT
>>144615278Did you post an ass that wasn't grotesquely obese? That's a no no round these parts.
it's ogre
>>144615299I have been
>>144615292You sure have a lot of brain power, anon. Nice.
>>144615278thank you for your service
we gonna need a post game press conference thread after this shit
Hey Dak
Duck Cucksuck
>>144615276Void my contract and accept whatever trade the cowboys can get for me for starters
>>144615278>fake blonde Fucking disgusting whore
Cowboys can stop the run at all but watch Sirianni and Moore pass 50 times
>>144615188Cowboys have been playing on Thanksgiving since '66, they're called America's Team from the NFL Films highlight recap piece from the late 70's.
Tell me why they shouldn't put Trey Lance in
>>144615325Post huge salami nips NOW.
>>144615325>perfect bushWhat did she mean by this?
fucking Cowboys making Lamar look like a qb and Derrick Henry look like he's 22 again
Dak has to transition to become a woman after this humiliation lmaoCOWBOY FANS BTFO
where is nu
>>144615327Hes gotta get paid somehow
>cowboys only points are from a soccer player
Should they still be running Henry? He's 30 now, need to keep him fresh and healthy.
>>144615376What would his girl name be?
>>144615376wtf that nigga needs to transition to look like a man!
>>144614089Do people that live in Dallas like Luka more than Dak?
>>144615418Dick
>>144615418—ACK
>nfl kickers
>>144615424100%Fort Worth, reporting
>another missed fgtucker might be washed
>>144615418Rayne Dakota
NINJAAAAAAA
>>144615416looks plenty fresh and healthy to dem boyz
I just got back in and missed the game. How happened? HOW did this happen?
>>144615440>d-ACK
Tucker you nigger
this is exactly why the NBA is better than this shitty sport
tucker is washed fr
>>144615446He would have been let go by now if he didn't hold the record for longest field goalI think 1 more miss and they'll cut him
>>144615470Go away zoomer
>>144615459dallass is absolute garbagenothing new
My niqqa tucker is tuckered out
Is Tucker washed?
New>>144615497>>144615497
How much do jannies get paid?
I predicted cowboys would go 12-2 and blow up in the playoffs like always What if we went 2-12 instead and dissolved as a franchise instead haha
>>144615459Dallass is garbageWe keep telling you this every year and you never listen
>>144615526Stay in here since game is done anyways
>>144615529
Say my name.
Hell yeah statpad time
Why are there no black true pocket passers? Why does every SINGLE black QB try to emulate Russell Wilson/Lamar Jackson?
And here comes the stat pad!
>dik shortscoot
>>144615594poop pooppoop
HOL UP
