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dodgers
Yankees
anglels
absolute white sox moment
we can't let them win today bros
doyers
Yankees.
my dodgers stink!
A STANTONIAN double!
>>144613618lets keep it positive!
>John Carlos Stanton
CAM ON POODORESSCOR SOM FACKIN RUNS
more impressive: tigers wild card run or twins and royals absolutely imploding?
>>144613802>>144613684It’s FAGGOT Mike get it right
>>144613332sucks
>>144613847macao on macao crime
No Senga this regular season metsbros
>>144613864Macao are lusobros
Rizzo the HBP king.
>>144613870I specifically requested the opposite of this
i better not be seeing these "wait till the 8th inning to actually score" moments from the Padres against the Dodgers. My heart will not be able to take it.
I can see why the White Sox are the worst team in modern history
>dookie butts
The record is happening right fucking now lads
amaya heatin up
>Holmes is inWell GG’s A’s…sigh.
Rockies what are you doing, you're supposed to BEAT the Dodgers, not let them catch up
cubs heatin up
>>144613416>>144613870>>144614064My phillies really need a win, but meaningful baseball this week wouldn't be a bad thing. I just want the division done so I can enjoy the last week of the season.
*enhances your kino*
I fucking hate Boone so much he just can’t help himself from putting Holmes in a save situation god damnit.
Poodresbros I'm ready to get hurt
>>144614457Pickles are a pretty good snack I can’t lie.
>>144614397The Rockies will need to have more runs than the Dodgers if they want to win this game
>cardiac clay
>>144614470It's just the White Sox
>>144614541Boone took him out thank god but why go to him in the first place? Hill looked great.
Shota lookin solid
>90 winsFinally the BEST team since 2010.. I have waited an eternity
let's talk about those cubbie bears
thanks for the letting the dads sweep, white sus
>>144614579Him, (((Cashman), and Hal don't want to admit they're wrong. Hill has been our best reliever next to Mayza, I think. At some level, I wonder if it's a rest thing.
Chadres fucking win! Let's fucking goooooo! LFGSSDDDD! WORLD SERIES OR BUST FUCKERS!!
>>144614690Good thing Weaver is based as hell.
Just need the Rockies to hold their lead and it will be a good time going into the series on Tuesday
>mets will win a world series in the same season that their worst season was surpassedkino
Not so fast! White Sox have tied the 1962 Mets loss record, but will need one more loss to break it! And a couple extra to have a worse winning percentage as the Mets only played 160 games in 1962!
>>144614828the mets are not getting to the world series
>White Sox play the Angels nextokay, how many extra innings will it get to this time?
Go Sneks
YANKEES HVE COMPLETED A SWEEP OF THE OAKLAND ATHLETICS
History
>>1446149423 outs left pal.
>>144614752Very true. I can see him closing for us if we don't someone else in the offseason. I want Leiter Jr. to do well because of the name so I won't give up on him yet.
>>144614942is that supposed to be impressive?
>Needing the White Sux inept bullpen to show up to winKek Poodres
>>144614964Why do you keep making her have black hair.
I ran the numbers and the White Sox will ackshually need to lose 122 to be worse than the 1962 Mets
>the mets are not getting back to .500 after being 11 games under>the mets are not going to sweep the subway series>the mets are not going to have a 9 game winning streak>the mets are not going to score 10 runs in three straight games>the mets are not getting to the postseason you are here>the mets are not getting to the world series
Wells ribby!
>>144615090the last one is actually true though
>>144614960ANGIES HAVE GONE OFF THE RAILS IN THE NINTH! IBB STANTON LOL! 7-4
>we playoffs now
This A’s manager is something else kek
>turn on ESPN for the game>WNBA is onThey better go to baseball on time
soon
no rizo grand slam :(
Tigmetstros
FUCK THE BRAVES
>>144615298goddam this would be so fucking funny
ROMY MY BELOVED
Astros are not winning the wild card and alds
>baseball on ESPN2 because WNBA is on ESPNThey're forcing this so fucking hard. No one cares homos.
I hate the ESPN announcing crew
>>144615468Why stros?
BIGBIG FLY OHTANI SAN
who can deny the juiced balls now
Today ohtani was clutch. Doyers why is that faggot in the booth so gay though?
lmao he did it again
OHTANITIESITWITHHIS53rd
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
Ballgame over!Yankees win!Theeeeeeeee Yankees win!
Dream Weaver picks up another save.
Pebbles lmao god damn that was brutal.
Nice 1 LA. C ya 2sday
MV3 GOT YOU SEETHING /MLB/
>>144615633ANDMOOKIEGOESBACKTOBACKTOWALKITOFF
DAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAANKEEEEEEEESWIIIIIIIIIIIIN
doyers win!
ty baseball godsgg Roxsee you at the end of the week
now that was a silly game. just a silly silly game
>>144615260Yeah, now it's just a question between the Twins and Royals about who can collapse harder.
Imagine listening to the fat retards on espn when you can mute it and listen to howie on the radio
gg rocksmy dodgers somehow became clutch!
>>144615558Cuz
bros mlbwebcast not working. send help.
>>144615764Phillies fan on the leftMets fan on the right
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg rockiessee you in a few days
Dodgers!
>>144615798strikeout dot im
>>144615764>>144615813me in the middle>>144615824bless you
mooker bett
>>144615633>>144615581>>144615634>>144615694>>144615704go back to your containment thread, nobody cares
>have >dookie butts all queued up and ready to go>Walk-off homer
>>144615852poodrepaco's mad
>>144615852
>>144615865except not, but keep seething
>>144615862thats tough, we've all been there
>>144615852dont care
kirsten watson domestic abuse angel
>beating the rockies is like winning the world series to doyerhermanoslmao
Let’s go Mets!
Dodgers
Today was a good day :)
>>144615013It was suppsed to be navy blue like you would think and it was before, but I autism'd out and forgot. I should make it navy blue again like the Yanker goth loli slopper does.ggs Oakland, I'd say good luck in Sacramento, but John Fisher deserves everything bad to happen to him, up to and including AIDS. Hopefully you guys get a team again. WIth Reggie, Rollie Fingers, Henderson, Swisher, etc. The Yankthletics broship will never end.
>>144615865it's a finger dicked vagiant faggot
hell of a comeback
>>144615904true
>>144615870>>144615818>>144615814>>144615768>>144615717>>144615716these are acceptable for /sp/
>>144615893sorry, we took the master-slave roleplay a little too far and things got rough
>>144615905Indeed
>>144613870>Vientos moved down to 7thmakes sense with his strugglesAlso any other mestbros find it odd that his struggles have coincided with his mentor’s (JD)? JD is pretty much done at this point, he knows it and seems to be wallowing in it… don’t know if that’s rubbing off on the kid as well or what
sit the FUCK down!!!
[W]gg nats
strikeout and webcast not working for me. meths is just FYI>>144616006it is odd but prob just a coincidence. they've carried, but it's nice seeing other pickup the slack. this game is going to be nerve-racking.
time for a mets feast
I turned on ESPN2 and had SportsCenter on for a few minutes before I turned back to ESPN. I do not know how any man with more test than an average 85 year old could watch that anymore. It's completely Judeo-vaginal.
Yep. It's a good day to be a cubger.
FUCK THE PADRES. THEY MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO CLINCH A PLAYOFF BERTH AT DODGER STADIUM!
>Muh Ohtani isn't clutchHE'S ONLY STRUGGLED WITH IN THE CLUTCH THIS YEAR BECAUSE1. He was used to having to carry the Angels on every AB so it was XBH or nothing for him the few times those bums gave him RISP2. Bottom of the lineup can only get on base vs LHP who Ohtani struggles against, especially when a LHP fresh outta the bullpen gets called just to face him and he gets almost no time to study their pitches.
>>144616212>flagkek
cubgers won today!!!!
>>144616212The real reason is because math, clutch doesn't exist.
>>144616181it will literally be a bloodbath
>>144616181just make sure to get a screen grab of their clubhouse if they clinch a playoff berth and note the difference between a subdued Dodger celebration seething trannies here are trying to meme and whatever those hungry shitters end up doing.
>Mookie Betts' first career Dodgers walkoff home runjust kind of proves how unclutch dookie is
>>144616212si si el ohtani es muy bueno
my red sox? currently raping the twins twice in a row? nah, that can't be.
Very nice, Boston
>>144616181I thought we would clinch today, but hey, LA is the best place to celebrate a playoff berth haha
He'll yea bohmie
What will Polar Bear Pete do today? 0 for 4 with three strikeouts?
>>144616340i look like this
>>144616181you're getting swept paco
Can't believe this dude's name is Tylor lmao tired of parents spelling actual names in weird ways trying to be unique or whatever
>>144616289
>>144616337he picked a fine time to do itmighty fine
>>144616388>you're getting swept paco
>>144616306people seriously act like doyers aren’t the worst posters lmao >muh heckin subdued meme stat celebration!!!
Megill getting stomped
>>144616428that's whats innnnnnn!
>>144616405>>144616289>>144616156im so happy!!!!!
>>144616388>This is what the Poos believe in
>it's a Tylor Megill gameLooking through my backlog rn, any games people playing now they like? Thinking of Persona 3 Reload.
>>144616289my cubbiebears suck..sigh..youll have to...go..furth..e
>>144616433you're a total frontrunning shitter that endlessly flaps his gums and disappears once the going gets rough. the same old same old routine.
>>144616478dont look up the series record this year against the poodres
>twins fans on suicide watch
>>144616388I doubt we'll sweep, I don't think Dodgers are going to hand us their division title like that. Sure they have no pitching, but I can tell it's going to be a dog fight series of who wants the division more. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
>>144616367>Poodres get swept in LA and at Arizona>Going from top NL Wildcard to missing the playoffs in a week
>>144616484been playing picrel but it's only the first inning brother.
>It was 2-0.At this point the Twins have to win 4-5 of their last 6 (yeah, good luck with that against Baltimore) and pray for the Roylels to keep choking even harder. Congrats to the Tigers in advance for coming out of nowhere to take 2nd in the division.
>>144616492cubs have the hot hand. they're going all the way!
JT GRAND SLAM
Megill getting hosed on the corners but that's what you get when you can't locate shit
Twins and Royals competing to see who can choke the hardest
RED SOX UP 9-2TWINS FANS STILL ON SUICIDE WATCH AS THEY ARE WITNESSING THEIR WILD CARD SPOT GET STOLEN FROM THEM AT THE HANDS OF THE RED SOX
>>144616511Yet the Dodgers are finally playing great baseball going into October.
>>144616552True, nice edit
>>144616567I am watching on a shitstream and I do not appreciate this
I know not a single person here had the Tigers in the Wild Card a month ago
My Royals are going to blow this playoff spot aren't they just fuck my shit up
>>144616649>great baseball is giving up 15 runs to the 60-100 rockies in 3 games
>>144616674i have metsiggers in the 'eries
>>144616658go back to sucking dicks on reddit
>>144616549Just one more win. That would be very San Diego sports curse shit if that happened. We'll let fate decide in the upcoming 6 scheduled games.
Yankiners make ya seethe
>last week of the season>My Mets in a kino playoff race>Will be out of town for work>Will be traveling or have events every night with clientsJUST
>>144616677You were retarded enough to believe in the team that lost more games than any team in baseball since 2000. And a fluke-ass World Series that would never have happened in any other year.
>>144616778how are you supposed to suck dicks on a website you fucking MORAN
>a shallow fly ball to RF is like winning the WS to mets fans
>>144616674I had them winning the division and Skubal with CY in the preseason
>>144616367>the best place to celebrate a playoff berth That would be Arizona
Is Pete Alonso the biggest autist in ML:B?
petey make a stinky uh oh mommy come wipe me
well pete struckout looking at a fastball up for a change instead of swinging at a slider low and away
>>144616677It hurts...
>>144616793>That would be very San Diego sports curse shit if that happened.That's why I'm advocating the Padres to move. The Chargers are looking like Super Bowl contenders this year after spending 56 years in mediocrity in San Diego.
>>144616823Very thoughtful of our Dodgers to start that ritual for the Diamondbacks to pick up on
>>144616896how are they supposed to do it now without looking completely cucked though?
>>144616921the reason I said it was they did it last year lol
dead balls reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lol mets fans
>>144616949did not read your post correctly lmao
Very clearly dead balls for the Mets. Manfred more interested in showing off his handpicked Cy Young than having a fair, competitive game in the playoff race, he thinks people tune in to casually watch forced stars instead of good baseball.
>>144616956Manfred belongs on a cross for this shit, what purpose does the dead ball serve for anyone
what the fuck is this mickey mouse bullshit espn
>>144617010Chris Sale is winning the Cy Young
I'm already looking forward to the 2025 season when every team has a Hololive Night!
>>144617010>NFL rigging the entire season for the KC Taylors>Manfred throwing out juiced/dead balls and turning on magnetsIs every sport just totally rigged? What can I watch?
>>144616895Chargers lost today without Herbert, they're nothing. They still won't gain LA love even if they did. There was no lick of chargers fan at stoolers field.
>>144616949>>144617010>>144617011I was joking bros lol c'mon, Tylor gonna bounce back rn
Oldcum here, lemme tell ya about dead balls
Does Marsh think his hair looks good? Because it fuckin doesn't.
>>144616649>great baseballkek are doyerpacos this delusional?
are the poopdres fans (circa 2021) ready to lose the series against the doggies and dbacks?
schwarber doesnt care about dead balls
dead balls reeeeeeeeeeeee
The great Schwarbambino JUST missed that
>>144617067This exhibition on national TV shows otherwise. This is the proof of concept game for Manfred and Wheeler. This *clutch* performance using the ultra dead balls will be the feather in the cap. Wheeler is going at least 8 so the ESPN booth can suck him off all game. Dead balls are being used this is so fucking stupid. There’s no wind Schwarber should have just hit that 15 rows deep too I’ll admit that.
>>144617128
>>144617123He does it for the feel, who cares what other people think
>>144617076What teams get which idols?
>>144617147We already won the series against the Doggies thoughever
>>144617079>gain LA love even if they did.But that's more fans they currently have than they ever did in SD.
>>144617147This isn't 2021 or 2023 Padres team that you knew, this is a way different ballclub under Mike Shildt. Finally got our 90 wins. Chadres going to have to lock the fuck in. I'm so excited man,
I recommend everyone leaves America just so they can realize how much better America is than any other country. Cubs fan if that matters
>>144616891The Chiefs were always more worthy your time, anyway. I suggest you get a jump on it.
>>144617230??
>>144617230Do you not watch the petco park games? Shit was already sold out, I believe our season attendance was 3,314,593
Did Rojas really need to dive?
>>144617291That'll drop when the MLS team starts playing next year.
>>144617245Can't give up on my team no matter what
>>144617329made it a close play, glad to see vientos breaking out of his slump. would have been real shit for him to get cut down there.
>>144617237I've been to about 20 different countries. I agree this is the best place to be by far.
>>144617333based trips
>Phillies have a 66% chance to win up 1-0 in the 2nd inning That's such a stupid meaningless stat
>royals, twins, and mariners all decided at around the same time they didn’t want to make the playoffs What the fuck is wrong with these three teams?
>>144617333Only losers support losing teams.
>>144617396Ir's just historical data
>>144616340here's a poodres version
>>144617332I dunno about that, but I'm hoping we get a NBA team. Bet Clippers G league team will sellout in front wave stadium.
I LOVE WHITE TYRONE
Caucasian Tryone!
>>144617406Honestly the WC teams should be league independent. Only Orioles should make it in the AL, rest of spots should go to NL teams like Mets, Braves, and Cubs.
>>144617356Shame Marsh couldn't do anything close to that. What a horrible throw.
the dodgers are going to do a bullpen game against the top Padres starting pitchers and then act shocked when they lose the division.
>>144617333
>>144617459>cubesFuck off
>>144617434lol I made both of these
>NOOOO THEY CANT GET BULLSHIT HITS VS WHEELER I GAVE HIM DEAD BALLS HES SUPPOSED TO PITCH A SHUTOUT ITS THE SCRIPT NOOOOOmanfred seething rn
>>144616340I added an extra detail
>>144617466I mean what can they do when their #2 regularly can't go even 5 innings? The Yamamoto contract is insane
based af lil acuna with a 60 foot hit
..theres mexicans in here..
Is the NL even trying? It'll really be a pity MVP this year
why are doyerfags and poodrefags trying to out-mexican each other?
>>144617559It’s all one guy.
>>144617536>fentanyl phils
Wheeler slopmaxxing but Phils batting looks on, I think we take it.
>>144617536that integra really should not have parked like that, very inconsiderate.
>>144617536haha nice picture of south america with citi field photoshopped in haha
>>144617559it's a chicano thing. you wouldn't understand.
Any metty free streams that aren’t constantly buffering today?
Someone post the go back to your ballpark meme please
>>144617617based david wright jersey bottom right
>>144617647
Guys.... I don't think Phills clinch the east tonight.
>>144617639strikeout keeps buffering, webcast sound is way off. I fucking hate you rob manfred.
Regardless of whoever wins the series on Tuesday, it's still absolutely possible for either team to choke their lead in the series afterwards given this Dodgers performance against the Rockies.
my illegal stream is dead so i'm gonna call it a night on this cambodian image board. so long, faggots.
>>144617487thank you for your service
King-Knack, Cease-Flaherty, and Musgrove-Buehler for SD@LA
mets fans are so retarded ngl
>>144617681Methstreams is fucked too, which is usually the most reliable site. Unbelievable how difficult it is to watch baseball in this country.
>>144617749my bad, strikeout was not work for me. i'm watching on meth now and it's working so far.
>>144617729Dodgers win series 2-1.
punished megill
>>144617734mets make ya seethe?megill struck him out btw
https://thetvapp.to/event/philadelphia-phillies-vs-new-york-mets-ddc159a3abb1ee9deb2efa9310264d60/
megill me boy, solid inning.
Why do MLB players still dab in 2024?
>>144617792Don't spoon feed the stream beggars, they're feds.
>>144617796
time to score some fackin runs
>>144617729I can't see a world where the Dodgers win the 2nd and 3rd games. I can see King blowing it because he's been more inconsistent lately. But Cease pitched a near complete game against the Astros with 6 of those innings being a perfect game and Musgrove has only had a shaky start once since coming back and has been pretty strong in every game outside of that.
So far ESPN seems to be dick riding on the Mets right now.
>split screen player interviews during game actionESPN baseball coverage is a war crime
For fucks sake just let Schwarber do his bullpen work
>>144617877And you can tell how annoyed the players are to be doing them.
>>144617859I just hope they ask Schwarber some questions about his wife
>ESPN: Kyle, did you think that was a HR?>Kyle: Idk maybe?
the face of a man who could not be less interested in talking to these retards
DH must be the comfiest job as an athlete
>Wanna watch the game>ESPN forcing it in split screenJesus Christ, take their broadcast rights away.
>>144617962Literally half the work for the same pay lol
>ha ha ha, appreciate you guys>take this fucking thing off of me
Why do the Mets provide underground batting cages to the opps? Couldn’t they just not? Let Schwarbers fat ass stay cold on the bench.
did the interviewer seriously ask schwarber what he thought about when he uses the ipad?
They should have asked him about how he draws power from his wife's weight gain
Hey guys I just wanted to say that I'm a Jewish fella who loves getting rammed up the ass by black dicks and I'm at the Mets game tonight pulling for my Mets!
>>144617857King's been good, maybe wearing down a bit in terms of results but he pitched well against the Astros on Tuesday. 7 innings, 7 Ks, and the only XBH was a double flared between LF-3B. If anything it's the Cease-Flaherty matchup I'm most worried about, but I like all 3 matchups overall.
>>wah wah mlb needs to market their stars more!!Fuck anyone who says this and causes these godawful interviews to happen
>>144617984unless you're Ohtani, then it's way more while you totally definitely promise you'll one day be a pitcher again for sure absolutely
>tloses about to blunder a wildcard spot to the tiggers
Would the Mets really not re-sign Alonso?
>>144617990baseball is a gentleman's game
>>144617990>fat
>>144617857King been awesome, he's been unlucky at with botched defense and unlucky mickey mouse bloops, Musgrove and Cease will probably do whatever they can to go 7th inning or more, they been amazing. Even If our SP been pitching, they have a opportunity to steal the division from dodgers grasp.
Do Phillies even care which seed they get? 1 or 2, they would still get the first round bye.
if i was an mlb owner i would not allow my team to wear durags
>>144618020good one bro
>>144618050basically no one on here wants them to after his downturn this year. it wasn't even that brutal imo but they tried to extend him and he rejected the offer. idk that they need to spend on him at this point for what amounts to a maybe bounceback season next year.
>>144617990Some people understand class and some don't
>>144618111>get sued>get dogpiled by media>forced to hire black GM and manager as reparationsWon’t workout like you think.
Will Manso@WillMansoToday was likely the last home game Skip Schumaker manages the Marlins. Last year’s NL Manager of the Year admitted it crossed his mind:“Extremely grateful that I was given an opportunity to manage the Miami Marlins, even if it is just a couple of years.”>loser org
>>144618111If you’re the owner why would you care?
>>144618108Hard to know with the seeding still up in the air. But the bye would be nice. >>144618127He's just a franchise cornerstone and I'd be surprised if they let him walk.
>>144618165i dont like the way they look
>>144618082It’s his slider cutter combo
>>144618174I think they will give him a fair offer but he's not going to like it.
You now remember Kaz Matsui.
>>144618111if i was an mlb owner i would make every player wear a durag
>>144618230You now remember Hank Conger
>Acuna got the call while gaming with the boys Based
>Acuna got the call to go to the show when he was playing CODHe's just like me frfr
>>144618174yea this is what it will come down to >>144618214. unless cohen cucks stearns just to keep him for the fans, which would be a terrible move for the organization.
>>144618247a common man playing the common man's sport
>>144618245You now remember Paul Splittorff
>>144618247>>144618254based hiveminders
>globohomo art ad in between pitches Who has to be killed to stop this
At least Mendoza is going to Maton instead of Ottavino who needs to be mercy killed.
i could suck everyone's dick in this thread
Man Stott, Marsh and Rojas didn't show up this year, Bohm stole their life force when he got his raise. I want that awful token Rojas off my team.
I liked it better when the Mets were a dumpster fire ready for the season to end.
on top of all the obviously awful things ESPN does, it really annoys me that they can't figure out a scorebug that doesn't replace the count with the pitch thrown on every pitch.
>>144618336Padres fan btw
>>144618343Rojas has been fine. Marsh and especially Stott have been bad. >>144618274>>144618214Who do the Mets have to replace him?
>>144618336Dodgerfan btw
>>144618354Spent all their money on the other leagues to be able to afford a better scorebug.
>>144618376Move Vientos to first where he will grade out positively and use Iglesias, Mauricio, Baty, McNeil, or Acuna at 3rd. Keeping Pete actually blocks young players.
>>144618376Ryan Clifford, and some people think they will teach Vientos 1B but idk about that. he has played 14 games there so far in his career though.
>>144618376Vientos would probably move to first. Obviously Soto is the big fish.
>>144618343Honestly surprised he's still here.After last year's absolute shit fest of a postseason and this year's obvious sub average numbers, I can't imagine his defense still makes up for his offensive output.
>ST-EEEEEEEEEEEE-RIKE THREE>Take a seat Alvarez
>Beaming Wheller in the ass.
>>144618557Looks like a strike to me Problem?
>>144618443this really is what it comes down to, they are stacked with middle infield guys in acuna, lindor, mauricio (injured this year), iglesias, mcneil (who plays OF too). iglesias has been ridiculous this year though, and acuna looks promising. Baty is also still down in the minors.
>>144618557Looks good to me
>>144618376Rojas is a failbunter, he gotta go.What happened to Merryfield?
based umpchad giving maton the call too
I like acoonyer
I fucking love this lil acuna like you would not believe bros
Can't wait for October baseball bros
Wish I was young chad latino male ballplayer
Do these loser announcers honestly think these polar bear puns are clever?
>>144618726It sucks I wasn’t born a poor Venezuelan boy enrolled into a baseball concentration camp at age 10 life is suffering.
>>144618741Wouldn’t know, I’m listening to Howie and Keith
>kekkies defense
you don't still believe in the TV rectangle anon, right?
>>144618707I love October baseball so much it's unreal
>no comfy nbc broadcast on any of my totally legal stream sitesAHHHHHHHHGGH
>>144618726t.Braves foundation
SNIPED!
God DAMN what a throw
>>144618826it's an espn exclusive
Phils dancing on a wire, batting needs to seal it but Wheeler's looking shakey.
>avoid double play on bunt>give up the strike em out throw em out
>>144618726>>144618763If my grandfather stayed in Puerto Rico, things would've been different around here. >tfw not a stud hotshot catcher or closer
>ESPN still forcing the wind narrative to cover for dead balls when we can all see the flags barely blowing
>>144618856Hello and welcome to /mlb/, please complete the following Phillies assessment to confirm your fairweather status:1. Rob Thomas is ____________2. Who is the Phillies worst pitcher?3. Schwar_________4. Chase Utley _________5. Mike Schmidt is _________
based belly flop pete
Fucking HATE Citi Field
>>144619118>gay>all of them>bitch>sucks cock>a bitch
>>144619118Who the fuck is Rob Thomas?
LETS GO BRANDON
Mendoza told Nimmo a Hispanic guy made that ball before he went to the plate
>>144619195Based
>>1446191181. the guy from matchbox 202. Taijuan Walker3. ber's wife is a big titty goddess4. Fuck that guy5. retired6. lets go brandon!
>>144619194
That couple that hugged after the girl caught the home run was fucking adorable
Wheeler starting to look old and wore out bros
>nimmo dabbedis the dab back?
>yet another game if the pitching isn't perfect the phillies don't do shit because their offense is shitI just want the division, they're not doing shit in the playoffs.
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>>144616383>What will Polar Bear Pete do today? 0 for 4 with three strikeouts?:o
>>144619272I'm convinced that this Harper frenzy is the worst thing to happen to this iteration of the team. He's just mid and good at catching fouls.
>>144619250Can you imagine how surreal that shit must be? My father and I went full basedsperg when Iglesias threw us a ball over the net in Toronto a little bit ago and that felt like a dream.
>>144619272After they get embarrassed in the playoffs this year Rob Thomson and Kevin Long have to go. It's completely unacceptable how often this offense vanishes.
>>144619276Bitch fuck your questions I watched a decade of losing phillies baseball and am happy they're finally relevant again and that I can enjoy to listen to and watch phillies baseball.
>Zach doing everything he can to keep it close>Phillies can't hit shit
>>144619272hey how about you take your negative tripfaggotry back to /nfl/ where it belongs
>>144619305You're an idiot.
>>144619328He's looking a bit peaked, they're going to sub in one of the fat mutt closers at 7 or 8 and lose another couple runs at the end.
>>144619313lolyou and your dad are gay
>>144619328This is basically every game since the Allstar game>>144619330Realism isn't being positive or negative, just is. Also that's a name numbnuts, and I'm not taking it on and off.
>>144619349Nah Harper is overrated and clearly a diva. He is hard to strike out, not a particularly good scorer.
>>144619315Kevin Long is the only reason the young players are serviceable, it's not his fault the vets do dumb shit. Idc about Thomson desu.
megill only allowed one run
>>144619365*piqued
>it's another Realmuto hitting better than the actual hitters game
>>144619399anon I have hated bryce harper since we was called up but wtf are you talking about, look at his numbers this season alone.
>>144619315They've scored the 3rd most runs in the MLB this year.
this thread is filled with casual phillies fan takes
>>144619368You go to games your whole life hoping you’ll get something eventually
Why do fentanyl phils fans always feel like they know better than their organization?
>>144619402I'm sick of you fucking retards saying this. Kevin Long is why this team gets stuck swinging for HR's every at bat and refuses to play small ball. Kevin Long is why after signing a .300 hitters they turn into .250 hitters. Kevin Long's approach is why this offense falls off the face of the planet every other game. He is a 3 true outcome believer and that's why Philly is boom or bust. You ignorant retard. He needs to go.
kek they're still doing it
>>144619476just shitposting. I was debating whether or not to post. that's actually a cool story.
>>144617076FUCK YEAR!COLT KEITH WILL DEMOLISH BARRY BONDS RECORDS NOW!CUNNY KING!!!!
>>144619482Because they've won the World Series twice and not this decade or last.
based af Butto
Please do not use Butto for another inning he’s always dogshit the second inning.
faggot ass lillies taking a dive against the mest cuz they're afraid of my braves. what a bunch of pussies.
>>144619482That's literally every single fanbase in every single sport.
>tloses>royjejs
>>144619501Bro that's a general MLB meta driven by analytics, Kevin Long dies hitting mechanics and timing type shit.
>>144619501Actually agree with this take as a Mets fan, when Long was our hitting coach he turned all our hitters into uppercut swinging faggots.
>>144619580Definitely not like the Phils and you know it
>>144619313Been to 100 games in my life, never even touched a ball. Some hit in my section and such. It’s just one of those things.
>>144617219Depends on how they are handed out. Is it a draft? Based on popularity? Do poorfags teams end up with Nijisanji instead?All I known is I want Gigi and Ririka for my Tigers! Dibs!
>>144613310Alright babes, the Mariners are gonna win the AL West. You heard it here first.They're gonna sweep the Asstros and the A's. The Asstros are gonna lose out.Cap this post and I'll come back in a week with the good news. Oh yeah. Check'em
>>144619576fellas stand aside, the king of retarded takes has arrived>>144619600former NY Met hitting coach Kevin Long*
>>144619564Gotta imagine it’s Butto, Stanek, Diaz
>>144619611You can't be this fucking retarded.
>>144619652>stanek
>>144619670He was good on Thursday
Wheeler's out of gas.
Why'd they boot Rojas?
>>144619682I guess if you keep saying it you'll eventually be correct.
>The Twins have lost 22 of their last 33 games. They remain alive for a wild card only because the Kansas City Royals have two 7-game losing streaks in the last month.Vintage AL Central
>>144619679the whole bullpen has been so up and down, they really showed up tonight though, so far...
mets really need some insurance if they’re gonna put strahm out there
>>144619619Shawn Green once a hit a lazy popup right to me in a st game. I t felt like it was in slow motion. When I realized the ball was actually coming right at me, I stood up. As soon as I cupped my hands a hat from a guy two seats over appeared over my hands, and the ball disappeared into it.
>Edwin Diaz is warming upwhy the fuck is edwin diaz warming up?
Too bad that shard didn’t go directly into the umps eye, blinding him and causing permanent brain damage.
>>144619771brutal
Diaz needs to get 6 outs
Schwarbitch up at the start of the 8th it's now or never since the Mets are starting to panic swap in cold closers.
>>144619856You'll be fine. The Phillies couldn't hit off a Tee tonight.
>>144619818it wasn't a big deal. he was a cool dude, and we were talking the whole game. it just would have ended up at the bottom of my closet somewhere anyway.
>don’t trust Diaz for six outs…
>noo you can only use your closer in the 9th inning against the bottom of the order instead of the 8th when the good hitters are up
>EdWIN
>>144619856>>144619898I do not like this, but I don't think the plan is to give him the 9th. this is because its the top of the lineup.
>swing at two balls and then watch the strikeGreat job.
>>144619915well yea but then SOMEONE has to pitch the 9th...
They're taking the wild card from the >Mest and you know it
>>144619771Brutal indeed. My father has never forgiven himself for missing out on a David Wright home run ball that he literally called would happen a minute before to our exact location that he missed maybe by a foot while reaching over the batters eye for it. Some prick on the party deck hopped over and got to it right after. To this day he thinks he should’ve jumped down 10 feet for it, you could see him stretching for it on tv. He’s obsessed with balls and autographs, guess being a fan since ‘67 will do that
>>144619931>fat Schwarburger
>>144619958And they’re both taking it from the dbacks
TYBU
>Phillies can't get drunk tonight
>>144620000CHECKED
Diaz I’m sorry for all the things I’ve done
BASED DIAZ
Philly is getting swept immediately in the playoffs aren't they.They look like shit lately.
snoop fatigue
>people don't realize this is all planned to have the celebration at home
>>144619967that's rough, especially being a collector on a hr ball from a guy who would have been a HoFer without the back issues. possibly losing out after a base jump would have made it even worse.
>He doesn't know that >we're all going to make it
>>144620079we MUST stick together
>>144620047Turner is their only batter who is not aiming for the stands, it's retard maximalism. How many pop ups did they hit tonight, three?
>phillipians defenseThey don’t have the makings of a championship team.
>>144620079Unfathomably Based
Yep, I'm calling it now, Padres are winning the National League.
>>144620047They're still doing the same stupid shit that got them washed out of the last two postseasons so probably. This team is the dumbest group of people I've ever seen. They legitimately think 1-9 swinging for homeruns every at bat will win them a championship.
>>144620140
>>144620105who's the team leader, if there is one? Harper seems to me as a lead by example type who's all about being a team player.
>Edtie Diaz
>>144620146>machuddolol
>le dinger Phils
>>144620183Schwarber and Harper
>>144620183Schwarber.
>>144620185do not say this things.
>>144620183Harper is trying to set himself up as the franchise player, a dollar store Schmidt. He's just not good enough to do that, we needed Trout.
>>144620183harper is based because his very existence threatens umpcucks
why do mestfags claim keith hernandez when he was a cardinal 3 years longer?
I need our devout christian to get another hit
>>144620146Very based. And it comforts me knowing Phillies are frauds, perhaps a revenge NLCS? This time there won't be Sean Manaea and Mike Clevinger giving up leads this time. Unless Phillies really do have our numbers, let's hope we get our last laugh against them.
Pete do something
>>144620261make stinky
>>144616383
>>144620244because no one remembers Hernandez as a Cardinal except from beat up old baseball cards
>>144620244it ended badly in st louis with him and whitey, he was the mets first team captain, he won the 'eries with the team, he was on seinfeld, he's our color commentator, he's hilarious...
jd PH, cool dude
>>144620226I just wanted a new, unique twist on Edlose and I respect 'im!
>JD Martinez Literally rather Luis Torrens pinch hit
>>144620146Well if it means the Mets won't win it, then I'm good with this
>>144620317gotta go with a power bat with two out and no RISP
>>144620244only the mets retired his number
>>144620304I think of him as being cheesy from those just for men commercials
can’t wait for the offseason when they DFA this dinosaur fuck
>>144620244hernandez was on seinfeld which is all that matters, kys flyover
>>144620339>babby travishe's based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69GXAZk4jvg
>>144620234>troutkek that injury prone fuck shrinks into nothing under even the slightest bit of pressure.
I TAKE ONCE DAILY JARDIANCE
AS TIME WENT ON IT WAS EASY TO SEE
>>144620358>hernandez was on seinfeld which is all that mattersyeah, in season 6
>>144620253It would be shocking to me if the phillies got to the NLCS
>>144620373Meds
>yet another 9th inning Casty/Realmuto clutch or die scenarioSame team for three years now, nothing's changed, suffering.
>>144620366There was a game this year when they were at Texas and Gelbs was talking to some attractive MILFs in the stands and you could tell Keith wanted to be down there talking to them.
>>144620377pretty sure it was the finale of s3 and it was a two parter!
manfredian ball
>>144620384Yep, my once daily JARDIANCE, the little pill with a great big story to tell!
>>144620373>>144620376>>144620429is this the one that can tear your gooch?
Throw a strike Edwin!
What a horrible at bat from JT
God is Jewish and a Mets fan.
lol
my asshole is CLENCHED rn
This philly offense is so fucking bad.
>>144620379Okay, so hypothetical we'll win the division, it'll be Dbacks, doyers, Mets and Brewers, right? Not sure the current standing right now. We only win the division if we sweep the Dodgers and Dbacks, or if Doyers lose a couple of games after being swept by us. Not an easy job but it could happen.
massive break for the mets
>>144620429I heard that shit is too expensive for most people, that it's mostly rich fatties that take it
>>144620377what did they mean by this
he's gonna leave him in
>>144620498You're three back with the tiebreaker, if you sweep the doyers then you just need to keep pace with them afterwards
DIAZ AHAHAHA
casual retards
mets won that game
MY FUCKING METROPOLITANS TAKE THE SERIES 3-1
OHHH YEA
>>144620584Yeah, that's how the sport works.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GG PHILS that was the most kino baseball game of the season god damn
Never in doubt
>12 Ks in a game you could clinch your division inPhillies aren't doing shit. gg Mets best of luck in your insanity run.
lmao
I've been shittalking the Mets most of the season but they've been impressive with a meh rotation and recently without Lindor. They play good team ball
BACK BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE
>>144620612And you still think Kevin Long's not a problem?
METS WIN
>barfs win>mets winthese two teams need to fuck off
Only the Padres can save us from a Mets World Series.
nu >>144620623 lmao
Guess Phillies have to win the East at home now.
>>144620635Blaming the hitting coach for hitters who don't even listen to the hitting coach is shifting blame from the hitters.
>>144620614Anybody who isn't scared of the Mets doesn't pay enough attention to baseball. They are easily the scariest team going into the postseason.
>>144620640fuggg
>>144620676I wouldn't go that far. Short series they look very dangerous though.
How the hell is Detroit in a playoff spot I haven't watched in like a month
whoa damn david bell gone
>>144621010KWAB GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!
Please Mr Met, I can't handle so much winning!
>>144620551Given how the Dodgers have been playing and their last series is a repeat against the Rockies on Coors, it can absolutely happen.
kek
I FEAR HIM. Padres fan here, worried about the dodgers on tues-thur. Wish we had a ridiculously skilled hitter
