Thread 3 old >>14461285328-6 ravens at time of posting
Sell the damn team, Jerry
do NOT sell the team Jerrylive until you're 150
justin tucker is so washed
Tucker went from unanimously the best ever to one of the best ever. I wouldn't be surprised if they replace him before the playoffs.
why isnt toom wearing a belt?
Remember this?
>>144615497Left gonna catch a beating later
How does a kicker fall off a cliff by 34 years old?
>>144615497come to the meet up /sp/
Derrick Henry is not on your team
>>144615497Shit teams
>>144615583they're all catching a beating right now
>>144615571
MONO
Put Lance in
>>144615497>westsideWhy did she do it?
>>144615497you know his daughter begged him to buy that hat
aaaaaaand here comes garbage time
HOL UP
Dak garbage time stats, every Cowboys fans favorite thing to watch
oh boy garbage time TDs
What the fuck happened to the cowsoys? Yes they choke in the playoffs every year but you can at least expect them to perform in the regular season, this is fucking embarrassing
>>144615571Poor girl hair ew
>>144615534Jerry will never sell. Stephen Jones will take his place. The only hope is that Stephen won’t have as much unwarranted hubris and have the self awareness to realize he doesn’t know shit and will take a backseat and get people who know what they’re doing in the front office.
Dak MVP of garbage time
I predicted cowboys would go 12-2 and blow up in the playoffs like alwaysWhat if we went 2-12 instead and dissolved as a franchise instead haha
TOM VRADY IS THE BEST ANALYST EVER -BETTER THAN BUCK BETTER THAN MOSSÀ
$60 million please!
the comback startsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
HiRyS iiiiiiiiit's a garbage time TouchdownRyS
WE’RE BACK COWGIRLSTHE GAME JUST STARTED
>that 2ptkek
Where the Dak haters now?
>It's a Dak statpad time episodeSo tired of this rehashed story.
kickoff is getting run back for a td anyway who cares
>>144615571Who is this semen demon?
Onside kick time?
>>144615571SAUCE!!!!
>>144615688trade Dak to Carolina and tank for Arch Manning
There's a timeline where the Cowboys make the most insane comeback you've ever seen over the next 9 minutes, and it's the first of many highlight reels of Tom Brady unleashing the beast to become the caster GOATThis is not that timeline
Hell yeah stat padscott turning this into a nail biter.
>>144615605Is this real?
>>144615693Literally a drop in a bucket to Jerry high roller
>>144615732Izzy Green
>>144615738come on onside kick!
THIS IS NOT OVER
>>144615750Isn't Archie Manning like 90?
>>144615688>NFL season has 14 games
>>144615571This woman is insanely hot
>>144615750Andy Dalton unironically would outperform him
imagine drinking literal poison like alcohol
>>144615702Thank you IRyS
>>14461579175 but he's still better than Dak
My kangz would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>144615719Fighting in the Jerryworld parking lot.
>>144615759Yes on December 15th around 11:45 Am - 12:45PM not sure when, but when the 5A game ends, we all meet at ground level in that endzone.
IT'S NOT OVER YET
>Ratbirds
Tucker just cursed the ravens lol
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>144615759cowboys have an away game on that day so...
Dude why is the broadcast in spanish??
>have to announce an onside kick>recover it anway should be a fireable offense desu
>>144615804they could have dumped Dak for Carr or Baker but Jerry won't fucking die
Get ready for it, I smell a Dak interception coming
Is it happening?
NOT OVER!
>Lameme Hackson
BALTIPOOR GONNA CHOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the script just passed
HOL UP!
I TOLD YOU THEY WERE CHOCKERS
>>144615861This
>>144615854Push the SAP button.
>they're giving Skip hopei can't stop laughing
if the ravens choke this game away...
WHATS HAPPENING COWGIRLS???IM IN THE BATHROOM
>>144615833be careful some of just might show up.
WE
What's with all the fucking injuries this season?
YEAHHERE WE GO>*throws pick six*
>>144615889Why is it sap and not spa or even esp
>>144615889for eddie only
reminder youre supposed to peel bananas from the bottom. thats what monkeys do and its way easier.
KANGS
>>144615738>>144615774>>144615844>>144615855Coach Kelley is so proud to see Helicopter in the NFL.
>>144615797Yes she is
>>144615908WIFEY JUST PICKED UP A NEW BULL
Will the night game be any good?
>>144615889pretty sure SAP is german
>>144615923Second audio program(Also, sapling.)
>>144615916That's what we want to happen. You'll have to buy tickets online, the ticket offices no longer have in person ticket sales.
HOL UPHOL UP
there's no way, right?
HOL UP HOL UPHOL UP
>>144615571>man hands
Ravens plsdon't fuck this up
>>144615964No, that's the grun one.
>>144615974gross nipples
Daks about to throw for 300 yds, I'm not feeling so good bros.
RAVENS ARE GONNA GO 0-3 KEK
>>144615571Imagine being her father and seeing your cute daughter end up like this
Now they NEED to convert on their 2pt tries, don't be shit dak
>>144616016ojama?
>>144615889thanks dude
>>144615974Worth the ban
>another failed 2ptjesus mccarthy
REPEAT AFTER ME COWSISTERS!!WHEN I SAY BLACK MEN, YOU SAY “THEYRE THE BEST”BLACK MEN!
>Dak Prescott contract is 240 millions dollarsWhat the hell.
>tdokhere we go
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144616036you deserve the ban if you don't tell me who I'm looking at
how the fuck do you overthrow a guy five yards away ffs
Dak Poopydick
I am in awe with how good dak is in garbage time. I kneel.
Why would you do that? What good does it do you to be down 8?
>>144616025I'd be happy
>>144616029Anon, you knew he wouldn't convert on this.
>>144616031WE DEM SOIS
>>144616073To make it a one possession game, obviously
>>144616059>black qbs
Apologize. Now.
>>144616073What happens if you do it again?
ohhh better luck next time cowshitters
>>144615497
>>144616073down by 8 means just 1 TD and another conversion, otherwise it's a TD and FG
>>144615974Hot as hell, but she's probably annoying IRL
>>144616065Oh she's a slut. I thought she was wholesome.
>>144615961yes
Alright so who actually commits the game-losing mistake first: Lameme or ACK?
>>144616096He's back on youtube
ravens are choking again
>>144616058One of the hottest women alive
this shit is embarrassing, they need to push Jerry down some stairs
>>144616025No man’s daughter ends up like that unless he was molesting her or isn’t around to see it.
>>144616096What is this nonce up to noawadays?
>>144616094That's optimistic since they've failed going for 2 twice in a row now.
lol wtf i just went to the store why is it close
>>144616080I may have had my suspicions
>>144615497Did Vegas make a call to the stadium?
>>144616124there are millions of women in turkey who look exactly like this.
>>144616096he did nothing wrong in retrospect
CHIMP OUT
>>144616105I did but couldn’t find her name, please tell friend
>lameme
dumb
>>144616135Being fat, black, and stupid
>>144616119link?
>>144616152>Imagine lying
>>144616140Onside kick was announced so he shitbirds allowed it.
I’ve never seen a more middle of the road whore in my entire life. Stop coom posting or come up with some better material. These are your options. Choose wisely…
>>144616161Izzy Green
Why are there no black true pocket passers? Why does every SINGLE black QB try to emulate Russell Wilson/Lamar Jackson?
Classic Baltipoor choke job is in the scriptDo you trust the plan, fellow plan trusters?
what is john hardon doing?
The Ravens are probably the best team in the NFL for melting a clock
>>144616140Cowboys tuddy, on-side kick recovery, scored another tuddy, missed two point trys both times
>good coverageHe was literally wide open Tom
>>144616184You know why.
>>144616184jameis
>>144616036>openly break rules and announce the punishment isn't harsh enoughnot the sharpest tool in the shed
>>144616169Literally Eatdatpussy445
Dally just wants it more now
>>144616175Is that Izzy green? Did she get a BBL or something, I don’t remember her ass being that big
>>144616025it’d be hot
>>144616204>everyone is the same personRetard
>>144616184They can't make reads, it's impossible for them to do anything but stare down one target
It's time Refchads. These moments are made for us.
>there are no good black quarterback-
>>144616152For this to be true at least one in every 20 Turkish females would have to be this attractive. I call shenanigans.
COWBOYS COMING DOWN CAP THIS HISTORIC COMEBACK
>>144616025
GIVE THE BALL TO ANDREWS YOU FUCKING PRIMATE
kek wtf kind of noises is Tom making
>>144616222Yes it is, no she did not
Skip's gonna put a gun in his mouth for the Cowsoys to look so convincing only for Dak to commit a classic game-breaking turnover.
WHY DID JERRY DRAFT MAZI SMITH OVER KEANU BENTON AND BRYAN BRESEE
>>144616240Not a real black.
Ravensisters this can’t be happening
>>144615806I don’t have to. Cheers anon
The Ravens are going to unironically blow this game.
>>144616266>white "people"
is it any coincidence that dak rhymes with -ack!
0-3
Tom brady is such a transphobic piece of shit
Goonmaker??
>dook dumpscott
>>144616254AND THERE IT IS
REFCHADSIT'S OUR TIME
thank you greatest ally
>>144616169
Aight boys, Jerry's check cleared, it's gametime.
my reffies :)
What does her butthole smell like?
Part of me wants this comeback to reach fruition because fuck the Ravens, but another piece of me wants it to fall just short on the last play to see SKEEEEEEEYYYYYUUUUUUP lose his shit.
>>144616307literally how?
>dallas refboys
>>144616324ozempic and caesar salad
Baltimore finna collapse faster than that muh fuggen bridge they had
Reffies coming in clutch
true
Reffies taking the game into their hands.
>>144616324
>have the QB wrapped up as he throws>gravity pulls you both down>roughing you gotta be SHITTING me with this
CHECK CLEARED
kek that's roughing the passer? holy fuck the fix is in
FUCK THE FUCK OFF
FREE THROWS FOR JALEN BRUNSON
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>144616036>>144616065DM me your OF password so I can coom to this
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SACK THE QB
Reffies really marching down the field here
>>144616364>you will never tongue skips anus while giving him a reach aroundwhy even live?
JERRY CUT THE REFS AN 8.5 INCH CHECK
referees deserve to step on legos barefoot every day
you're just straight up not allowed to tackle QBs anymore, they're not even trying to hide it
ya seethe?
refs moving these damn chains
Tom yells a lot lmao
Imagine if the cowboys could execute on a simple 2pt attempt
Refchads the check has cleared!
Cowcucks still gonna lose even with the reffies help lol.
THE CHECK CLEARED
>>144616391Just go to IG, lazy bum.
wish both these shit teams would lose
Aight I'm making head out.I've seen how this movie ends...
>needing THIS much refball to score 18 points in 58 minutes of play
HOL UPOLUP
ITS ALREADY OVER IN WEEK HOLY KEK
touchdown reffies!
>>144616152>turkeyWUT??
rams game is better
>brown eyes>makeup>filter Kek, this country has the ugliest whores in the entire western world, maybe only the UK is worse
Friendly reminder that all cowboys fans are NIGGERS
HOL UP O L U P
it's the refs trying to make sure everybody keeps watching all the way to the end
not a Baltimore fan at all. this shit it absolutely fucking biased on the refs part. they WANT them to score and you can feel it. holy shit this shit is rigged.
I SAY "WE DEM" YOU SAY "BOYZ" WE DEM
>we dem boyz we dem boyz >we dem boyz we dem boyz >we dem boyz we dem boyz >we dem boyz we dem boyz
>IT WAS 28-6
WHAT THE FUCK
Ravens bros how is this happening
TOUCHDOWN REFS!
HOL UPHOL UPHOL UPHOL UP
Jerry still looks nervous
sethere we go
I don't know what is more egregious: The Refs in this 4th QTR or the Ravens blowing a 28-6 lead.
HERE WE GO!!!!
APOLOGIZE
Reffies you got this!
>>144616531First time?
LET’S GO REFBOYS
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
YEEEEEEEAH HERE WE GOOOO
Dak looks elite when the refs give him the mutthomo treatment.
B- but its still garbage time, right?
reffies cheating for the cowsoys as usual
SO FUCKING RIGGED
Violently beat her, then fuck her
Refball
>>144616504>Not going for 2Cowards
DAK STAT PAK PREZSKOTKING OF GARBAGE TIME
>>144616507
if the ravens end up 0-3 they have to fire harbaugh
WHATS MY NAME?
>>144616574no, 80 yards in penalties is normal. get your booster conspiracy tard
>>144616507coward
>>144616170What phenotype is this?
LAMAR DO SOMETHING YOU FAGGOT
Three straight weeks of getting bent over by the refs
MVP got the ball in his hands
>>144616597canadians all deserve to be enslaved and forced into work camps
>>144616604sandnegro
>>144616531Because they thought it was the playoffs at season start. No one has been able to convince them otherwise...
>3min left Ratbirds really gonna fuck this up, huh?
REFCHADS ITS OUR TIME
This is going to be one of the Cowboys wins of all time
this momenthas "Lameme turnover" written all over it
ANOTHER PHANTOM PENALTY??
I hate both of these teams and I think I am going to stop watching this 'sport' because I feel like only retarded faggots can watch this shit.
>arm touch>18th penaltykek
Jesus christ baltimore do something
>>144616641he cute
I'm from the future Cowboys lose in overtime
>>144616589That's the only consolation prize from this shitshow. The man got dragged to an owl over a decade ago by his players despite his shitty coaching and has been riding that and being DeCosta's neighbor since then.
>>144616604A perfect mix of white and Latino
Here he comes
TWO FREETHROWS FOR JALEN BRUNSON AND KNICKS MAINTAIN POSSESSION OF THE BASKETBALL
Your 2024 UFL SPECIAL TEAMS PLAYER OF the YEAR
>>144616663true.
>mfw this time tomorrow every faggot talking head on tv is gonna try and tell me these two bum ass qbs are 1 and 2 in the MVP race
>>144616673Be quiet, Papusa
>>144616676name?
>>144616676>latino is not a race
>>144616622we already are anon, yet we still shitpost
>>144616700Izzy Green
Henry choked!
Why not sub in a quarterback that can throw to mix things up?
>>144616669They are.Losing is a verb.
the ravens are fucking doing it again, unbelievable
Holy shit, they're actually going to do it.
the ravens are unironically about to choke this away
You'd think this was a close game if you didn't watch it
>>144616736>subsaharan?
THATS A FUCKING FACEMASK YOU SHIT DICK RETARD REFS
>>144616604100% amerimutt
>>144616700look in the thread retard
>COWGOYS
it's over
CONVERTED IT'S OGRE. EAT SHIT BOYZ, EAT SHIT GAYLESS
>>144616749kek
BALL GAME
/sp/ meetup in December in Dallas
OH NO NO NO NOCOWPIES????
>>144616573Yes actually
I don't even care who wins at this point, I am pissed, regardless.
AND IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
brady has the weirdest fucking tone inflectionsrandomly yells at words mid sentence
>>144616790Fuck the Refboys lol.
>half the posts are about some eThotwhat an awful thread to a great game
Its still not over guys
the cowboys just lost all their momentum
>>144616807He's trying to imitate Romo, it's so obvious
>cowboys forget how to play football until the last 5 minutes of the game
Garbage Timescott
>>144616324My semen
do feds browse /sp/?
>>144616816It's ogre
>>144616812>hates tits>loves refsKys
>>144616800But they tried so hard[spoiler]For an entire quarter.[/spoiler]
What do you think she wants to be taught?
>>144616829He doesn't sound anything like Romo
>>144616830Many such cases.
Can't believe people are actually thinking this is a real comeback lolStop kidding yourselves. It was never close.
>>144616812>great game
BUNDLE IS LIFE
>>144616833Yes. They specifically look for anti cowboys posts
>>144616833of course not. what a ridiculous thing to say.
>>144616848how to take a BBD
Raven subredditabsolutely collapsing
Here is the proper QB rankings does anyone notice a pattern
>>144616831DALLASS REFBOYS STILL GONNA LOSE LMAO
>>144616848Why arent your women white
GIVE THE COWBOYS ALL YOUR ENERGY AAAAHHHHHHHHH
>Stat Padscott
>>144616844lmao idiot doesn't even know how to ;spoiler;spoiler;endspoiler;
Games over, ravens gonna get a first down.
>>144616807It just drives me nuts when he calls it the red area.
>>144616807brady is a clear case of CTE
>>144616833why do you ask?
>>144616876\o/
>>144615571admirable tuck job
>>144616848how to get better taste in men
>>144616848
this how dak stat pads his way into mvp conversations btw
>>144616849Brady got prime Bridget Moynihan Room got prime Jessica SimpsonWho won?
>>144616796post of the thread. and you should be. it is about time something is done about these refs. in real life.
Singles and cowboys win
>>144616872Stroud ranking changes depending on which race he identifies as that day?
>>144616872Is Trevor Lawrence an honorary nigger?
>>144616872Why is Fields in F?
>>144616872>caleb in A
>>144616807>>144616888>>144616886tom brady died years ago and was reincarnated by his tranny witch wife
>>144616906
>>144616867
>>144616881I don't even care that spoilers aren't a thing on /sp/. It emphasizes the joke even.
>>144616807They last couple games he has had no emotion so I think they told him to tone it up.
>>144616872kyler seems a bit high
>>144616914Let’s go! Fuck you, Refboys.
>COWGIRLS
>>144616914
Apologize to black qbs
lmao suck it Skip
ooooooooo
GET FAKED FAGGOTSBETTER LUCK THURSDAY.
>>144616872>Aaron Rodgers>ATroll me gently.
That play tricked me too
how bout them cowgirls
>>144615571Should I suck my latina wife's toes tonight while I fuck her? Anyone done this and have advice?
ok that was pretty good from lameme>cowgirls
>>144616432ya lost?
>>144616867Are they wrong? This would still be 28-12 if not for garbage time points
imagine losing
>Lamar finally did somethingOwari
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM.
>SALLAD
Well, that was a fun quarter.
>>144616848Discipline
And that's the game.Lamar winsRavens win
kwab.
>>144616951In fairness those games were dead as hellthis one actually had something to be excited over
>he actually thought
white people look so fucking gross and weird
>>144616989bau b-ACK
WHAT A PLAY
The Cowboys are poop
1 - 2
Has anyone checked on Skip?
>>144616999checked, and what an effort by the Cowboys. Most teams would have folded.
HAHA FUCK YOU COWKEKS!HAHA FUCK YOU COWKEKS!YOUR REFFIES CAN’T SAVE YOU!
WELL WELL WELL
>>144616964I'm sorry you're black, qbs.
I really thought the cowshits were gonna do it
Yeah that was good by Lamar but I gotta think they wouldn't be in this position with Flacco
Time to go watch the Chiefs, a team with an actual White qb.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>144617009Post hand
WE DEM SOYS
>>144616978the idea of doing it is much more fun than the actual act, at least in my experience.
Cowboys still won in spirit
BUT IN THE EEEEEEEND
>>144617009Cope
Not even we can overcome the cowcuck choke gene refbros....
>>144616992>And that's the game.>Lamar WinsFix'd
Let this game show that, even when you know the onside kick is coming, be sure to actually catch and hold the ball.
enjoy your asterisk win ravens
losers.
spiritual w cowbros
>>144617078Delusional Cowcuck
>>144617021They did fold. The reffies tried to saved them with bullshit fouls, especially that perfectly legal Dak tackle.
kino ending getting the cowfag hopes up lol
>cuckboys Kek what a kwab
>>144617078lmao my asslast I watched the refs were dragging the cowboys down the field, not the ravens
>>144617027Cheese whiz will never be acceptable on a cheesesteak.
>>144617078>get beat fair and square>asteriskcowcucks really do live on another planet
>>144616920>>144616925>>144616928>>144616933>>144616952>>144616973There you go it is now up to date through the first 2 windows of Redzone. Still, you notice a pattern?
>>144617073True. Thanks anon.
DOOOKIE POOPIESCOOPY
>>144617125wow it looks a lot better
>>144616933>>caleb in Alol pretty sure thats Kyler.But I don't know the first one in E or 4 of the bottom ones in E
>>144617078Ref hands typed this post.
>>144617169>E or 4 of the bottom ones in EF*
>>144617169kyler is somehow in both A and F
>>144617125Would help if I posted pic
>>144617125I like these changes. Good work.
>>144617078KWABboys lost lmao! Refs couldn’t save Dook Poopschute.
>>144617209why are there a bunch of niggers on this picture?
>>144617209>Bo Nix moved downRetard
>>1446172743 weeks with ZERO TDs is F-tier anon
>>144617208true
>>144616576>mediocre caked up ethot>some mentally ill midget spams her on 4chan Sad
>>144617209>josh allen that highyou can always tell when a retarded buffalo faggot tires to make OC. i dont even have to look at the rest
>>144617209malik willis killed it on the packers today 350 2 td no ints, but its only one game to be fair.
you post screenshots of south american tik tokersI go there and wine and dine and fuck them Monolingual hick ytboys stay losing frfr
>>144617348>>1446169521 and 2
>>144616759no and kill yourself
>>144617398Are those bull testicles?
>>144617398Enough about my daddy's money though, so lucky I'm a trusty baby with a malleable people pleasing personality offline and on
We came so close Cowgirls
>>144617209retarded post.
I see the league caught wind of the rigging allegations and threw us a bone. We’ll take it but we’re still wise to you.
>>144615971Lookin forward to the pics!
>>144618059they still heavily aided the cowboys in a drive. no other sport has this much ref meddling. It's killing the game
>>144619353The cowboys have a long term rig against them. Haven’t been in the Super Bowl since 96 and most recently always fails epicly in the playoffs. We almost had an all Texas Super Bowl too.
lil
>>144615497We almost have them We still here but I miss Tony Romo
>>144616507Cowboys fans are pretty damn white stop lying
