WETS ALIVE
>>144620623IM RETARDED FUCK
>>144613310DoyersGood show Mest
>>144620623Gj mestbros
>>144620623>wets ya dun goofed
doyers
poopdres
as a phillies fan i hate phillies doomers
>>144620623Chadres. Looks like Mets gonna face Doyers in wildcard Kwab I'll see you at NLDS if we end up winning the division.
Phillies keep blue balling themselves to that NL East drink session.
Metsllies fucking the gayves together!
two-game lead secured. onto atlanta. ggs, philsbros.
>>144620685worse than barve and mest shitters?
philbacks LOST that games
Tick tock Barves
>>144620685i hate doomers, ya gotta believe. I am so happy the phils didn't clinch tonight though. that series was crazy, and I want to play philly in the offs now
>>144620674You're a fucking clown.
anglels
gentlemen here is your 2024 MLB postseason bracket
>>144620747Um the mets are the 5th seed right now sweetie ;)
>>144620747never heard of 1/3rd of these teams. manfred, explain yourself
>>144620747>with 2 series leftno one cares
>takes 3 of 4 against the Phillies>Kept them from clinching the division Nothing personnel, kid
>>144620747The standings are wrong if the season ended today Mets are seeded above the Faggotbacks cause they have the head to head tiebreaker
>>144620747all the shit that's happened this season and the doyers are still the 1 seed
this series with the barves is gonna be a kinosovl bloodbath
>>144620793Phillies have Cubs and Nats, Dodgers should play a taxing series and then go to Colorado without a day off
>>144620747Detroit Tigers vs Padres or Baltimore vs Padres will suffice ratings for Manfraud if that were to happens. Fuck imagine TiGods vs Padres rematch up. Kino.
>Mets win>Giants beat BrownsFeelin kino
>>144620848>mettieginies not how this works you root for Mets and Jets or Yankees and Giants.
someone post the braves candlelight pepe
>>144620895
summer is over6 games left of the regular season
>>144620913Shouldn’t it be the reverse now
>>144620747I’m thinkin’ Yanks Phillies bros
>>144620846What about a Yankees-Padres re-match?
Kinoctober is upon us. How did your /team/ do this season? Any hopes or fears for next season?
>>144620874No....Mets/Giants all the way
>>144620928I had a phillies one too lol but mets aren't winning the division and I can't dunk on the phillies after that game. best game of the season.
>>144620976MettieJettie is just too much pain for one person.
>>144620949Yes please, that would be awesome af. No juggernaut Yankees this time. Sure they have Soto and judge, but if we managed to make NY seethe, steal their 28th ring, and make Soto not sign with Yanks, that's probably the most satisfying thing to happen, and a revenge series too!umps probably going to be against us if we do face the Yanks. Fuck it, we ball, we ain't scared.
>https://x.com/Underdog__MLB/status/1838035899608883538?t=DwP4iIK-x-xV0LnGyMtpaA&s=19Reds manager kill.
MettieJetties are the one way forward. If you're a yankees or giants fan BTFO with your soulless franchise
>>144620971i still have hopes and fears for this season bud
You think the Phils gave the Mets their last game to win the title at home? I just think going into their annual playoffs batting spiral.
>>144621050>it’s David Bells fault Smelly De La Poos won the Triple Frown(led league in strikeouts, caught stealings, and errors)
>>144621050>6 games left in the seasonouch
>>144621061Nah
>>144621061I never liked the jets, and have always been a handegg casual. giants owls were kino, but idc enough to watch thhe nfl anymore.
>>14462108786 Mets lost 5 in a row on the road so they could clinch at home on September 17th.For the fans, a home clinch is best.
>>144621050Welcome to Cincinatti Scott Servais!
who has the most suicidal fanbase? Mariners, Marlins, Reds, or Angels?
>resd
>>144621154In about a week, Royals
>>144621154White Sox. They're already did, just in limbo right now.
>>144621154gapeinals
>>144621050only playing the reds 2 times a year, I can say David Bell is the only manager in the league that pisses me off at least once a season without fail. He won't be missed.
>>144621213Yeah David Bell was not a good manager. Definitely was playing himself out of the MLB because of poor bullpen moves, and shoving in guys like washed up Ahmed Rosario to play
Is this tigers run the most improbable in recent history? They were like 9 games back a month ago, and the roster is actually quite shitthey have literally one reliable pitcher (who is the cy young albeit)And no star hitters, and only like 2 hitters who are even able to be considered above replcement level (greene and carpenter)somehow they almost have climbed all the way back, on the brink of a playoff spot. their starting rotation is literally full of random bullpen guys who had like a 6+ era in AAA ball it doesnt make any sense at all
>>144621284It’s not about the numbers, its about the vibe
>>144621302its not even like they were a good team that was underperfoming they severely lack talent is the MLB just this watered down now?
>>144621284Rocktober 2007 is the only thing that comes close lmao
Why aren’t more people talking about Megill? He managed to only allow one runner to score in 5 innings, against the Phillies of all teams. Considering his track record this is unbelievable
>>144621284>>144621337stop with the reddit postingbut yeah, I'm rooting for them
>>144620747honestly not a bad lineup, goyals are probably the worst of the bunch since i want the tiggers to make it
so who are >we hiringnot like it will make a difference anyway
>>144621452i can hear the clamoring for larkin already
>>144621284They have a lot of talent desu, seems like they had a repeat of last year with a slow start instead of building on their finish
>>144621452now it’s your turn. every team needs to have a stint with him before they get good again, it’s in the script
>>144621534oh god YES
>>144621508no they dontgreene and carpenter literally the only position players above replacement level
>>144621452me
>Mets win>White Sox tie the loss recordGood day
>>144621492did you like Bell?
>>144621626i liked his fire in the early years, trying to beat the shit out of clint hurdle was coolbut we're 15-27 in one run games this year, that's never gonna work
>>144621492don't give them any ideas
>>144621534Castellini can’t afford Buck.
>>144621284A lot of vibes and luck but Hinch has generally done an excellent job with matchups. The pitching coach Chris Fetter might be a secret weapon as well
Is it time for a 40th-anniversary rematch?
>>144621787
>>144621154White Sox
>>144621566That's because Carpenter has been out for a while with back issues. Olson is a great #2. Holton is one of the best relievers in the league unironically. Mize is solid if unspectacular. They have ok talent overall
Gn genny, mets won today. Wish them luck as they face schwellenbach and sale next week.
>>144621985Oops misread re: Carpenter, but the rest holds
Realistically, as a White Sox fan, what do you even do at this point?
>>144622072Accept that fandom is an obsolete concept in 21st century professional sports. You are a customer, and customers may take their money elsewhere.
>>144622072Stop watching or find humor in the failure.
>>144622072switch to the cardinals to spite those cubbie bears
>>144622072lol watch hockey
>>144622072120 lossesIt's just so hard to comprehendAnd there's still 6 more losses to goHow
>>144622224I do. As well as the other "sports" in this city. I really wish to know what the fuck is going on. How can every single team be so bad at this monumental level?This is probably the most miserable sports fan experience of all time because I sure as hell can't think of any other combination of teams such as this that has it this bad. If you know of one, let me know.
>>144620747>he STILL thinks the Dodgers are going to be the number 1 seedthey're going to be dropped down to the wild card spot and lose
That Mets game might have been the best game I’ve ever seen live. I brought some friends from European who have no context for any of this and they were fucking enthralled by everything from the Diaz light show to the stupid dancing Spider-Man. Even Pete tipping his helmet to the crowd got me emotional. Then he struck out three times and grounded into a force out and I remember why I don’t want him back.
>>144622072Fan rule: You're never supposed to abandon your team no matter how bad they do**Unless that team is the 2024 Chicago White Sox
>>144622379absolutely based
>>144622290Mets and Jets, literally not meming. Sports are peaks and valleys, as long as your teams don't abandon your city a la Oakland, they'll come back.
>>144622630For Chicago sports it's nothing but valleys thoughWhen was the last time we had a peak?2015 Blackhawks, almost 10 whole years ago for only 1 out of 4 teams?
>>144622674You has a golden run in the 90s with the Bulls dynasty. That should sustain you for 50 years at least.
>>144622674but you have the Chicago Sky! (also the 2016 cubs)
>>144622808>already said the Blackhawks was 10 years ago>bring up something from 30 years agoAt this point I doubt anyone on the internet was even born yet when the '85 Bears happened
Wait why don't the Mets and Braves play tomorrow? I think that means if the Phillies win tomorrow, they can clinch the NL East regardless of what happens Tuesday between the Mets and Braves.
white sox twitter admin does it again
phillies confirmed cowards today
>>144622224Bedard will save Chicago sportsalso the blackhawks signed game 7 hero alec martinez kek
>>144620747>AL 2 bad guys>NL3 bad guysnot bad
>>144622290Minnesota and Arizona sports have it damn bad and they've both lost hockey teams
>>144623184Minnesota should lose all rights to call themselves the state of hockey for having lost a team tbqhwyfamalampai
lol
zzz
>Probables as of now for NL West showdown:>Tuesday: Knack vs King>Wednesday: Flaherty vs Cease>Thursday: Buehler vs Musgrovehello, /mlb/! thoughts? predictions? will ohtani obtain 55/55 this series?
>>144623256oh yeah that's the stuff
Well..... Royal fans. At least chiefswonlol
>>144623286Ohtani went like 0-8 against the Padres last time and he was facing a shitter like Waldron in one of those games, this time he's facing their better pitchers and he's already gone 0-4 against Cease once
>>144623256Now that's what I call the Rockies.
>>144623286what are his defensive stats looking like?
>>144623120There's also the White Sox director of marketing Brooks BoyerHe set this year's slogan to be "better at the ballpark"As they're about to set the record for most losses at home as wellGoing full white sox
The Padres got Ohtani to throw a tantrum over a strikeout and walk back to the dugout swearing in English, I wonder how they'll get to him this time.
>>144622674the closest pro sports team i've had is triple a ball and currently the closest of any sports team is low a that's a full hour away, the fact that people complain about having every major sport in their city is mindboggling
>>144623286Ohtani has hit 1 HR and stolen 3 bases against the Padres this season. He'll probably get at least one HR tho
>>144623578Considering that home run was one of the earliest games of the season and that's the only home run he's gotten off of Padres pitchers, I wouldn't really say those are good odds for him.
>>144623532Won't other teams trying for the WC think it was unfair that the AL Central got to bottomfeed off one team so hard this year?
>>144623541walk him and strike out mookie every ab
>>144623641Tbh the 3 SB are more shocking to me. Most of those were against Campusano who is a terrible catcher.
>>144623558Sorry anon. I will try to appreciate my teams and ability to go watch them easily more.
>>144622531BASEDthe spider man shit was SO fun, i only made it to 4 games this year cuz poorfag but GOD was today so fun, just got home
>>144623812I was really rooting for Campusano, I thought he was going to have a breakthrough. I think the plan is to convert him into a second baseman and wait til Ethan Salas is ready, Higgy and Diaz will keep us accompany. Still love me campy, his defense is ass and he hasn't been framing lately.
>>144622531>>144624030lfgm
>>144624150that is not spiderman
>>144624150
>>144624125I hope it works out but his game was just ass all around this year. Might just be AAAA catcher.
No quintana for the braves series???
>The first baseman said the reaction caught him off guard, so much so that he didn’t know what to do.>Alonso said home plate umpire John Libka had a message for him when he got into the box.>“John said, ‘Are you gonna tip your cap or something? I can give you time,’ ” Alonso said after the Mets’ 2-1 win over Philadelphia. “I said, ‘What?’ I was worried about my at-bat, but [thought] ‘Yeah, I should.’ I’m happy John reminded me.RESPECT TO UMPIES
>>144623662Same could be said about the trashtros
>>144624391The psycho grimace child always cracks me up
>>144624403based
We need ERG
>>144624701>>144624699who?
>>144624724Fuck you, idiot
>>144624724ERG owns ya stankin azz
This is psychotic
>>144624724Scumbag
But I'm female
>>144624724Psychogang 'em!
>>144624724I'm a girl
>>144624724Literally female tho
>>144624901post bussy
>>144624901Lol who is that
>>144620747why do the brewers have to play in a wildcard if they win their divison
Man I'm depressed we didn't get Hawk calling the 2024 White Sox
>>144625005As punishment
Which players deserve ass punishment?
Cubs on a mission
Cubgers on a mission
Do the cubbie bear clap
Cubbies
Let's chat about dem cubbie bears
Let's talk about dem cubbie bears
Which player makes a funny face you really like?For me, it's Joey Votto. I love how he would get all grouchy and frown his little face up! He was so wacky
>>144625708My favorite player is Yadier Molina
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Given hololive's track record with sports collabs, I won't be surprised if a team outside of the Dodgers gets a hololive night. Going off of how hololive treats the US, I am willing to bet it will be the Mets or Yankees since they only care about California and NY.
>>144621452They’ll just promote Freddie Benavides instead of hiring anyone competent.
>>144626082I am a fembot. The good fundamentals make up for the inability to dunk.
>Yankees gonna clinch at home and make gloryholes watch
>>144626051Fuck you
>>144625140The man would have died before August 1
>>144623355tfw a mousie will never give you this look after watching a baseball game ;_;
Reminder.Red Sox lost 2 games to the White Sox.Tampa Bay lost 5 games to the White Sox.They deserve to miss the Wild Card game.
I wish I was earning $70m/yr it would change my life
Good morning Mets fansFeeling bretty gud
Dodgers vs. Yankees WS is happening.
>>144627831manfred and millions of national broadcasters are saying this
tiger? damn near killed her lol
recker on the grid!
We MUST stick together NLEastChads we're all going to make it
>doyers become a wild card team
The amazing thing about the Chi Sox is that no one saw this coming. Pre-season, everyone in baseball was talking about two things: Ohtani and the A's. The A's were a disaster and the city didn't even want them there. The fans hated them and it was only a question of how many games they would lose and where would they play next season. No one was talking about the White Sox.Now the A's have a better record than the White Sox and the Angels, and the Marlins and the Rockies. Alll anyone can talk about is the White Sox, and Ohtani.
>reddit spacing
>there’s only 4 baseball games on today>no day gamesneetbros…..
baseball is almost over
>>144628193Mets vs Phillies NLDS kino
>best team in baseball
Here comes the true test
>>144621061what if I'm a Mets/Bills fan? I don't want to root for C*nadian teams
>>144621061Do boobs really look like that
>>144629090Mets have no chance
>>144629090they said mets couldn't beat wheeler, they said mets couldn't win a series against the phils... ya gotta believe!
Looking like a mets tigers world series
>>144626946It's gonna be great.
>>144629156no, they are more sand-like
>>144629218Lets hope this isnt a repeat of last time. Fuck I think the Braves started>Fried>Wright>Morton in that three game set
>>144626946>>144629263Every talking head all year has said the O’s would win the division. Fuck the doubters. 28.
>>144626946>>144629263>>144629527>2024>still thinking winning the division means anythingO's are last year's Rangers. They lost the division with a bad end to the season, but it'll allow them to conserve their strength to conquer the playoffs.
fraudres m i rite?
>>144629593aw sweet, an orioles family guy meme
>>144629590How many unhatched chickens in this image Metsbrah
Pissdresbros..Doyershermanos...Is it Tuesday yet
>>144630076I am very stressed about tomorrow.
>>144630093Same dawg, hate to give manfraud credit but NL baseball has been exciting this year.
>>144630093The good news is you could drop the first two then win Thursday and it's not an issue.. it should be a good series even if the Padres fumble G1. FWIW I think the Dodgers have the best matchup in G2
The Arcade League is an absolute joke this year. If Recker hadn't mindfucked Manoah, the timeline would have been different.
Metigers gape ya
>>144629527>>144629593>O's had a chance to get Skubal and maybe even Flahrety at Trade Deadkine>Instead Tigers dealt Jack for Trey Sweeney who single handedly fucked the Orioles >there is an actual chance if shit goes extra south the Orioles might not even make the playoffsTHE BLOOD FEUD IS BACK ON ORIOLES! YOU COULD HAVE KNEECAPPED THE TOOL OF YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION!
Dusty baker is the 1000th oldest former mlb player
>>144630362>Instead Tigers dealt Jack for Trey Sweeney who single handedly fucked the Orioleswho the fuck is Trey Sweeney?
>>144630265It's not like I want Dodgers to crush the Padres like a sweep; I want a damn good series no matter what. I simply don't want us to put on a poor show with how poorly our starting pitchers have performed without Rivers, Stone, etc. I really do enjoy seeing Machado at bat or witnessing Darvish on the mound.
>>144629135tolerable
How exactly is Detroit in a playoff spot what happened exactly? Did they get on a hot streak? did other teams fall off?
>>144630478KC and Minnesota decided it was a good time to start fucking around.
>>144630478>memeiners
>>144630402Fa sho, good "low-risk" opportunity for the Dodgers to rise to the occasion before the playoffs start
>>144630390https://x.com/MLB/status/1837641039953248487?t=rnP9Go4DrTWz6h5xAvIxHw&s=19This is Trey Sweeney.
>>144630390The guy who fucked the orioles>>144630478A perfect convergence of AL central shidding
>>144630362>Flahrety at Trade DeadkineThey did that last season. He was really bad.And the O's WON'T miss the playoffs, they WON'T lose to Detroit, and they WILL win the World Series.
AL stands for amateur league. They’re going to get raped in this years World Series. It’s going to be like watching pros beat up on a little league team
Wish you could trade managers. Skip is overrated and we could have sold him at the high.
>>144630478This >>144630503 is the insane part to me. How the memeiners couldn’t somehow even eek (eke!) out a WC spot… they just collapsed into complete mediocrity after the deadline AND the management change.
>>144630614Being able to trade managers and coaches would be kino. If the players have to be subjected to it, why not them? While we're at it, general management office staff should be tradable too.
>>144630390>>144630527hey I've seen this one before!
>>144630478All of the above.Tigers are 27-11 since August and played all the teams chasing them or will in the case of this week.MeanwhileTwins are 16-24 in that time and the Royals 7-21 since the start of September.Boston lost 2 games to the White Sox and they are 4 games back.Tampa Bay lost 5 games to the White Sox and they are also 4 games back.The Key to it all is the White Sox. Losing to them is literally enough to determine you don't belong in the race. The Royals and Twins played most of games against the White Sox early and are now falling to earth.
>>144630714>. Losing to them is literally enough to determine you don't belong in the raceuhhhhh
>gayvesKEK
if the Braves miss the playoffs, this game will be a prime example of why they did btw.
Braves fan here. How many times do you wipe after a doody? Seems like no matter how many times I wipe I still have some dingleberries left.
>>144630577IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS! FOR A CENTURY OUR PATHS HAVE CROSSED IN OUR JOURNEY FOR THE GOLD! NOW WE MEET AGAIN MY OLD ENEMY!ONLY ONE SHALL LIVE!
>the NY mets are tied for the 5 seed>the NY mets can technically still win the division>the fatlanta barfs are totally fraudulent and everyone who isn't a media shill knows it
I fear him. Is this a rational fear?My favorite team is the Padres btw.
>>144630776you dont have to worry about that. the mets are about to give the braves a de facto enema this week, so you can just spread 'em and relax. proper exhalation will be critical.
>>144630714>the white sox were the litmus test of the mlb postseasonkek
>>1446307361 Game isn't enough multiple games I mean the Yankees lost 12-2 against the Sux.I just find it Funny those 19 White Sox wins are enough to determine Playoff seeding and the WC picture.
>>144630822To go further if the White Sox go Sicko mode and sweep the Tigers.The Tigers did this in 2003 when they lost 119 games they won 5 of 6 to finish the season. It could keep the Tigers put of the playoffs.The White Sox have been the most important team in Baseball this season.
Kind of bullshit the twins and royals got to farm Ws all year
>>144620623>mest in charge of not mesting
>>144630904You're rightit'll be the Braves who shit the bed instead
5 FOOT 3 AND AN ATTITUDE5 FOOT 3 AND AN ATTITUDE
Can't wait to watch my metigers this november
>>144630881No that is the trick. They were both Frauds and are falling to earth.The Tigers only went 9-1 and have closed the gap without those 3 games.Mariners also went 6-1 and are 2 games back with a good shot of jumping the Royals and Twins down the stretch.However.The Red Sox lost 2 games meaning if they won those 2 games against the White Sox they would only be 2 games back and a good chance to jump in as well.The Rays lost 5 games to the White Sox if they would won those 5 they would be in over the Royals right now.
kansas city rizzyals
>>144630965If the Orioles also benefitted by going 6-1 against the White Sox if they lost just 2-4 of those games they would be in severe danger of getting bounced from the playoffs.One Team the White Sox is going to determine the entire playoff picture.
>>144631003>One Team the White Sox is going to determine the entire playoff picturewhich is a cruel joke because the White Sox are so bad, they've basically become the bullet sponge.
>>144630904my man, your webm is from last year. god himself has chosen the mets.
>>144631029That third base coach needs to stay in his fucking box. They don’t paint the lines there for the funs. Should have been game over there when he took off for home.
>Roylels on a 7 game losing streak>Tigers currently tied with Roylels and have 1 more series with the white sox whom they have lost only 1 game to in 10 games this season
>>144631014Yes but it isn't because of wins because EVERYONE is winning against them losing to the White Sox is the most devastating lose in the league.
>>144631029https://youtu.be/xuq-CQt7wwU?si=CK-j6dl22lFxkmFVDivine fucking intervention if anything. When Howie brought it up, I had no idea what he meant until later. Even scarier is that it almost happened exactly 51 years to the date.
>>144631038Don’t think that matters unless they touch a player in fair territory while the ball is live. Alvarez does needs to tighten up his defense though, this could have been a disaster.
>>144631065>losing to the White Sox is the most devastating lose in the league.Its also the fact that those are in division games. If in the old schedule we had the usual 19 games against each division, the White Sox could've been even worse and had an even more profound consequence on the playoff race>>144631110Alvarez is not the worst defender but he can be so worrisome behind the plate.
>>144631101Holy fucking kino I didn’t realize that. Imagine if espn knew literally anything about the history of any team that they cover. Syncing the radio to the stream was basically impossible for me last night with how often it dropped.
Faggot
remember timmy trumpet?
>>144631143ESPN is the worst of the major "big stations", and they hate baseball so much. How the fuck do you not understand the circumstances of the Mets when you're too busy deep throating the Phillies? Thats the biggest problem with a national broadcast, especially when you consider the time and how everything goes.
>>144630093I'm not. Show up and play your best. Whatever happens will happen.
>>144630814Fear is healthy and very rational. We all have it.
wild card games should be 1 game knockouts. shitters do not deserve an entire series dedicate to them
>>144631236>be brewers>win division>have to play in wild card lol
>wild card games should be 1 game knockouts. shitters do not deserve an entire series dedicate to them
>>144631302I'm right and you know it.
can they make a serious postseason run?
>>144631337why are there NO tigers fans in this genny
>>144631324You yankin my crank bud? It was that way until 2022. The shittiest thing about the new format is fucking over a division winner and forcing them into the WC. If I’m being honest I preferred the old format, but this years WC race has been real fun to watch.
>>144631370>Comedy Central teams should get free byes every year because they’re located in flyover statesno.
>>144631337The luck metrics say no but they can make some fun games
>>144631355I've seen about 4 or 5 different ones recently. They'll become more and more regular if this isn't a mirage.
>I'm right and you know it.
>>144631469is that erg?
>>144631236>>144631302Agreed
>>144631467Lions and Wolverines football is on nobody in Michigan even knows the Tigers have a chance.
>>144631475What the fizzuck
Can’t wait for trivia night later so I can try out some new IPAs! Go Mariners. I love beer.
That's MY shortstop.
>>144631484that's a shame. hopefully it's real and their window will be open for a while. The Tigers need to be talked about more regularly.
>still seething about trivia posts from weeks agoLmao
Mariners fans here are so reddit
>>144631525>>144631469This is what you look like. Have fun at the brewery.
>drinking beergives you bitch tits and unpassable tranny gut
>>144631504>IPAFaggot>marinersOh that explains it
>>144631586I've only been to a few breweries, but craft beers are a different animal. You get lit up more off of 2 or 3 of them than you do off of 12-18 pisswater beers.
>>144631556>tranny gutRetard it's called a beer gut and has been that for centuries you spazz
>>144631718He's a braves fan, please understand. It's all they think about.
>>144631586This guy thinks all the gay Braves posts are real too.
Ngh...ugh...but im female..
kys John Fisher
>>144631830>he thinks they aren’t how new ru
>>144631871fuck my ass
Try my new BUG beer Mariners fans heh heh.. be careful you don't "fly" off the handle!
>This is what you look like. Have fun at the brewery.
I have bitchtits and a beer gut. Astros fan if that matters
phillies vs mets > doyers > yankees would be a fucking gauntlet of a postseason. i think they can do it, probably impossible to be as demoralized as they were game 7 nlcs vs freshmen smolbol team
Girl here. I don't get how you can like the flavor of beer. Yuck. I don't drink it but a few of my gfs do and they only do it because of the buzz...
Next round's on the femanons!!!
I don't drink beer either, gross
This turn the thread has taken is gonna upset our Brewers friend and I am NOT here for it. Enjoy some baseball and a cold one with your friends!
>alcohol tastes icky everyone is lying when they say they enjoy the taste
>>144632194Fortunately most Baseball Stadiums offer fruity drinks for you girls.
For me personally, it’s 5-6 cheap beers such as modelo or miller lite.
>>144632248>>144631975
hey fellas! what's the latest, what're we talkin about this afternoon?
my post got /mlb/ into a seethe kek
been sitting on 3 unopened bottles of wine for a year. all this talk of booze has cinched it. I'll be drunk shitposting tomorrow night.
>>144631975Looks like one of Elon's alpha chads. Real men
>>144632280fuck you
>>144632280Eat shit and die
>>144632271modelo is one of those beers that is so good out of a cooler when it's retardedly cold, but it's not something I'm gonna order at the bar.
>>144632276the NY metropolitans, of course
>>144632230Honestly I'm not one for alcohol. Tastes bad. Also it's not a good look if you're a girl over 20 and not healthy at all.
Where did all the mariners fans go
>>144632332they're off pretending to be seahawks fans in the mean time
>>144632332At trivia night.
BEER!?!? Lolll ^-^I'd never date a man that drinks!!
>>144632380:(
So supposedly the Phillies can clinch the division tonight with a win. I thought they needed a win and then a Mets loss?
NFL Monday cookout at my place guys! Drinks and Dawgs on the house!
>>144632414No the only way the Mets win the div is if they go 6-0 and Phillies 0-6.
>>144632332m a r i n e r s ariners
>>144632420Are we going to do trivia or play board games after? I can bring Catan.
The females are running the asylum
>>144632445do we have to play catan AGAIN? i'll bring Blood on the Clocktower and Challengers!
>>144632297> been sitting on 3 unopened bottles of wine for a yearStill haven’t found a girlfriend, eh?
>>144632442Mega goober never counts
>>144632432Oh ok then end this shit tonight so I can be comfy for the rest of the week you bums.
>>144632469I hate women so much it's unreal.
>>144632492Wine is unironically my favorite and I’m not even a Femanon
>>144632530I’m sorry, did you come out to your parents yet?
>>144632492not looking and don't drink often nowadays. I've thought about those bottles semi regularly throughout the season. I'll consider it a kind of celebratory toast to everyone who makes this place hum and a way to commemorate the season.>>144632530same
I saw a blonde girl wearing a mariners jersey in south america and she didn’t speak a word of English
>on date with girl(female)>first date in 5 years>”hey anon let’s split a bottle of wine”>”n-n-no thanks i will order a beer haha”>she ghosts me after
Beerbros, are we actually just incels
>>144623641So you're saying he's due?
Beer is the beverage of inceldom
>>144632558Uncultured swine, probably couldn’t tell the difference between a Chenin Blanc from the loire valley and Sauvignon Blanc from Bordeaux
>>144632588unironically hot
>>144632594Shoulda drank the wine pal
>>144632558kek
>>144632600>>144632621wine doesn't make you feel bloated and just feels less sloppy. you can get a better buzz for cheaper than you can with beer just grabbing a few bottles of cheap wine.
>>144632588nice
>>144632594>do you want to get me half drunk and have sex together? >no, I’ll have a miller instead What an idiot
just pound shots of vodka it'll save you time and calories
>>144632623For me it's Rosé from Provence
>>144632702This guy gets it
>>144632623>>144632713For me it is rhone varietals from the Central Coast of California.
for me it’s cabernet franc
Big fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
for me it’s the bold flavor of a Brunello di Montalcino
big fan of gay sex
>>144632752Holy based Châteauneuf-du-Pape chad. I’ve really grown to appreciate some Willamette Valley Pinot Noir myself. Vino chads we fuckin eatin, beercels absolutely btfo.
>>144632841go <not my team>!
>>144632841Go mets
>>144622290>This is probably the most miserable sports fan experience of all time because I sure as hell can't think of any other combination of teams such as this that has it this bad. If you know of one, let me know.Detroit from 2016 to literally the NFL opener last season when the Lions beat the chiefs. I don’t wanna hear shit from you guys. You even have an extra fucking team. On top of that I’m a fucking Sharty fan
>>144632841Also love wine btw
bouta flex on some niggas rq
beer and queer rhyme. it's not a coincidence
>>144633027Beers for queers!!!!
This is your NL PotW
>>144633190
>>144633190only because Lindor hasn't been healthy
>>144630390Former Yankees shortstop prospect we dealt to LA. He’s a Yankee at heart still with how much he’s fucking Baltimore
>>144633247
>>144633190>NL (Stat)Padder of the Weekkek like winning a WS for doyerpacos
>>144632528Erm okay? Thanks for your contribution to the thread anon!
>>144633190>Player of the Wackkek
>>144633289does that mean if I pony up 10K I win 400 dollars? Why wouldn't huge money types do this kind of shit since it's basically a sure thing?
>>144633340Your ROI would not make it worth it
>>144633276wronghe's a Doyer legend and yw we dealt him also to help you out
The fact this faggot is allowed to do this is insane to meI hope Oakland sues the shit out of the MLB
>>144633348I get that it's massive risk for marginal gains, but it is free money at the same time
>>144633377True
We need nu tho
thats right goy, keep placing those bets, pay no attention to the fact that bitcoin is up 10% this week, or ethereum 20%. only criminals use cryptocurrency
fuck, should've known this would wake up the crypto schizos
>>144633373Didn’t the city basically already prove he and Manfred were liars by releasing all the planning and communications with the team? I haven’t been paying attention recently, this was like last year or maybe even the year before.
>>144633460stay poor nerd
>>144633487I'd bet real money I'm better off than you are
>>144633460ah yes profitable investments bad, gambling good. real financial savants know this. just made another same game parlay
>>144633497doubtful
>>144632611his stats against the padres have always been bad, both as a pitcher and as a hitter. it's a team he just can't seem to work around.
>>144633506I don't gamble, though? you boys keep doing your thing for all I care. escaping wage slavery will surely be delivered to you one day without real sweat equity.
>only four games today and only one of them actually matters (Mariners vs Astros)
>>144633472there are also other interested buyers of the franchise in the bay area who have been gag ordered by MLB from announcing that publicly
It's beer oclock for this queer!
Ohtani has a real shot at 400 total bases, something that hasn't been done since the days of Mark McGwire/Sammy Sosa.
>>144633373>>144633472>>144633593I love the bit about a "binding MLB agreement". Bitch you are the fucking MLB
>>144633551this is bitcoin's chart from its low in 2022 to present. about 4x gains if you bought then and held til now. if you put $1,000,000 in around that time, you could sell for $4,000,000, with plenty of liquidity. are you actually retarded? can you name me a ticker symbol you couldve bought that wouldve given you similar gains in this amount of time? note that im referring to buying and holding, not using leverage or options of any kind.
I'm a girl and bitcoin is creepy
>>144633373i feel like it's too late in any major sports teams' lifespan to even consider the idea of moving to another city. even if nobody goes to their games, I feel like it's just a death blow for any fans the team still had left.
girls are icky
>>144633729MAJOR icks..
>>144633762still ranking the dodgers this high with their current pitching lineup is just a kind of dick sucking that you only get from a desperate fat women
>>144633731The whole thing doesn't make sense because Fisher is moving to a worse media market with lower attendance capacity. But Manfred has floated thr idea of doing the WS at a neutral site (lmao) for free gibs. Might as well get a Vegas trip out of it, right?
>>144633762Where is the tigers
>>144633714I see a couple ifs in your post as well as a presumption most people have a meaningful amount of income to invest. I'm not trying to build anything anymore and I don't blame you wanting to believe in it. I'm just skeptical it will ever benefit society as a whole and not just mostly only the people who were already wealthy to begin with. Yeah, I'll have a laugh if it goes up in smoke but I'm not actually actively rooting for that to happen. I actually don't really care. I genuinely wish you good luck with it and believe it is a way better plan than wasting money on the lottery.
>>144633762It's just ranking the clinching teams by record 1-5 and then whatever the fuck they wanted 6-10
Let's give the femanons their say on this one
>>144633814where is tigers
>>144633808I am going to lose it if the suits move the ‘Eries to a soulless neutral site. It will be the straw breaking the camels back for me giving up on mlb completely. It seems no matter what they get their way, no matter how shit the idea is and how much the fans hate it.
atlanta weather forecast aint looking too good bros
>>144633762in what universe do the orioles actually earn a spot on this list, let alone a spot that isn't the bottom?
>>144633878In the steven universe my metties are queen
Let's all keep it not creepy
>>144633856I hope you get another 3 day vacation you raped twink
>>144633865I don't even understand how that becomes an idea.. the NFL is the ONLY major sport that does the neutral site. It must be a way to inflate revenue artificially if one or two small market teams make it.
>>144633878as if power rankings matter. everyone knows there isn't a meaningful power gap amongst the best teams this season and any one of them can win if the stars align. not like anyone was impressed with the Rags last season going into the playoffs.
>>144633933this year most of the world series prospects are interesting except the dodgers. cool you won the world series because you spent a billion dollars on a couple star players, how impressive.
What’s this face
I need beer
>>144633985Soioverload
>>144633967>this year most of the world series prospects are interesting except the dodgers.tv ratings will be the actual judge of that
>>144633997you need Jesus. and postseason beisbol
>>144633731We’re in a post-fans pro sports landscape built on support from politicians and corporations. The end result of everything is two old men playing catch with a chit for all the money in the world.
>>144634122and I thought I was the only secret billionaire posting here
>>144634144im only at $500M net worth unfortunatley
You guys will be watching /our guy/ Canseco win this, right?
>>144633373So what will happen on Thursday? Will fans flood the field during the game? Steal stuff? Set the front office on fire? Form a lynch mob looking for Fisher?
>>144634329How the fuck they did they get AB and Manziel to do this
>>144634382Lynch mob would be peak, put a little scare into these lizard people
>>144634382They've been stealing shit for months, I've seen videos of people ripping shit off the walls as a souvenir.
>>144634406lol wtf would they do otherwise for attention besides trying out for fruitball
>>144634382My uncle still has 2 angel stadium seats from before the renovation kekI would imagine everything not glued down is getting taken as a souvenir and a bunch of seats are getting taken home.
>>144634497are they in an attic, basement or garage/shed?
>>144634529They’re still in his garage I’ll take a picture one of these days
>>144634329shall be rooting for AB just because of how racist/hilarious his post on X are
>>144634406
>>144634606I hate those kind of stories
>>144634606
>>144634606I forget AB is poor>>144634494After watching his interview with Shannon it’s definitely not this. He’s also the son of an oil guy so he doesn’t need money.
Oakland coliseum was a bit sexy before they put up that huge monstrous wall of seats in the outfield blocking the view. Also the piss and shit smell, but it’s hard to take the jungle out of the animal.
>>144634635so, he's still chasing clout? I watched him some in college and it was electric. it's a shame this is what he has left.
Give dem cubbie bears a chance
>>144634382I don't think Fisher has ever been to an A's game in person so that won't be a problem for him.
>>144634299Lmao poverty ass mfer, shan't be picking up any femanons at the gym
>>144634670Football ruins everything >>144634682He was actually a >rags fan growing up and played SS in high school. The home run derby is in Texas so he’s probably just doing it for fun.
>>144634606Some stars burn too bright...
DESIGNATED
By coincidence, the casino CJ Abrams stayed too long at is the same casino that might possibly be a factor to make or break the A's moving to Vegas.
>>144634726you're probably right and I'm glad you made those points. otherwise, I'd have a completely different view of him as a person.
>>144634707And he rarely makes public appearances.
ITFCB
It’s time for Philubbies baseball.
>>144634838Faster.
>>144634839Cubblies was right there bro…
>>144634857Philubbies sounds funnier.
Cubbly wubbly bubbly bears!
bull SHYTE!!
>>144634852
>>144634768HITTING
>>144634886Oh no, Nyn's on da ceiling!
the Phillies!
kek schwarber
belli throw
sex with male cubs maid
>>144635029why are you gay
attaboy isaac
>>144635029Let's respect dem female maids
Ahhh... what have we here? A stunning young lady at brewery trivia night, perhaps of Asiatic descent? M'dear, can I interest you in a house triple IPA? It just BARELY meets the cutoff for beer rather than barley wine.
sigh
/mlb/ has now become the provenance of billionaires, bots and femanonsincels eternally btfo
cubs? more like schlubs
Sex with Taryn
>>144635278>>144635278need a screen grab she was a lookin caaaaaayooooootttt
I can't believe Rojas caught that he should not have made that play, he's not that good. In fact, the Phillies aren't that good. I don't know why I'm watching it's just going to end in disappointment. Thomson will find a way to lose this game. I'm pretty sure I don't even like Philadelphia sports.
Buffalo here, fuck the Bills. Move the the Mets here.
please have mercy
>>144635358you're going to be a blue jays fan and you're going to fucking like it
MILK IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Bros I’m sleepyeepy if this post gets 10 likes I’m gonna take a nap
>>144635373
THE FIGHTIN PHILS
>Phillies booth pretending the Phils lost on purpose yesterday to clinch today because citi field wasn’t “electric” enough Maybe because 40,000 people were rooting for you to fail?
LIVIN IN THIS BIG BLUE WORLD
we're obviously clinching the the division tonight, so our real comp is the dodgers/brewers for the #1
>>144635459I believe the magic number for a bye (1/2) seed is 3. There's no magic number for the 1 seed because they don't control their destiny for it.
Gloryhole scum will get Rekt.
New to baseball. Are the cubs a loser team?
>>144635498Yes
>>144635497>>144635497>>144635497NEW
>>144635522>earlyknock it off
>>144635546QQ
>>144635522shamelessly early
okay well at least get to bump limit
