shit thread
Bo Nword
>>144624100>first!
>>144624090If Bo avoids going to the ground with Paul Craig it's a concession of defeat and massive story loss.
>>144623995>>144624041Yeah I said Belal would win. I'm literally the only Indian who posts here, haven't seen a single other Indian flag on heem.
just wait til Bo and Gane link upthen you'll see....then you'll all see....
Sage Northcutt has just reentered the atmosphere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ETwcdv4Ksits up
>>144623958does pakistan?
>>144624124us browns got a stick gether bruv
so, why isn't Beaux hunting brazzas and negals down? I mean seeing Paul Craig getting knocked the fuck out sure is fun, but there's a mission to undertake here
>>144624164Laws of mma math will retroactively grant Bo all of Paul's brazza slayings.
>>144624164>threat of the takedown is what opens up bo's opponents to be heemed>paul craig doesn't fear the takedown, actually wants itfraud check incoming
>>144624183you forget one thing: Paul Craig is opened to be heemed the moment the round begins
>>144624160why, half the posters here are undercover browns anyway
its loike anadsen silvah that toime with tha wonkey leg
>>144624124How come these guys slap the chest most of the time but you have this one guy who sleemed the face. Is it illegal and he fouled or is there a slap league where head shots are allowed?
>>144624207where are the buffalo threads
>>144624207Ref didn't see it. Also this based sport is probably a Pakistan thing.
>>144624199jej, thats tru
average canadian gril btwimagine if she cared about mma
>banthamweight is stacked
>>144624246its not wroth it man. delte this shit before the bong has you heemed
>>144624199>half>undercoverAt least 80% of you anglo flags are brown and aren't fooling anyone
>>144624267Heard from a little birdie that the frenchman is the new janny round these parts
>>144624277Well I'm not. I say undercover because people like pakibong and pakibong simply won't admit it. I guess if you count chinese as brown there's a couple leafs too.
>>144624294pakibong and pakimutt*
>>144624294>>144618461this guy is chinese
>>144624319not even me bubba
>>144624324didn't say it was you, just pointing out things, like >>144624260
bo is a name?
>>144624344well, there is vancouverleaf who is undoubtedly chinese. there's that paki in toronto who is always posting pro brazza shit. then there's "canada" and about 2-3 other posters myself included. I'm fairly certain most of the rest of us are actually canadian. Not like italy is one to talk. I know a certain fella from milan....
>>144624363Shakespearean b
>>144624377that certain fella got vanquished when this happened
Boezio Negro
>>144624400There was also that Shavkat poster who was a ching chong probably from Prato
merab may look like an inbred, but he's actually pretty smart. bro had to be a carpenter and train up until 2020
>>144624481>
>>144624542chinkjeet
>>144624571upgrade the starter wife pilled
>>144624571ummm you can see the nipple......
>>144624571fakers
>>144624571>ywn indog with big fake tits gfse acabo...
>Kevin Holland vs Roman Dolidze has been promoted to the main card while Jose Aldo is fighting *before Carla Esparza on the prelims
>>144624562which is it? you gotta stick with one they don't really mix, b.
>>144624571Mmmm nipple
>>144624571>EY DANER 600G'S IM GONNA BLESS MY WIFE WITH SOME FAKE TITTIES
>>144624571I'd smash my shins against her rock hard fake tits like Tony did them iron poles
MMA guru is a millionaire while people beat each other to death for 20k, know your worth kingsssss. Also boxing is back and Dana’s trying to pivot, idk why he just doesn’t do a better job with mma
>>144624646why do they hate him so badly?
>>144624692guru makes money being mean to peoplebut its all good because he considers himself a piece of shit??
>>144624481carpenter is not a high IQ job
>>144624721who is he mean to who doesn't deserve it?
>>144624646Roman Dolidze just beat Smiff, the fact that he isn't headlining a PPV after such a monumental win is scandalous.
>>144624727merab
Smiff won that fucking fight...
>>144624751On a personal level, sure, merat is a sport killer though. In general I'd say he's usually dishing it out to people who had it coming for a long time anyway.
Smith didn't lose, he did a tactical retreat
>>144624769mmm make sense...
>>144624799well can you think of someone besides merat?
>>144624806Islam and he's actually exciting to watch
>>144624770I don't even need to ask which fight because its irreverent
>>144624090BO VS PISSRAEL is the fight to make (after he beats THE Paul Craig)
>>144624848I wouldn't look pass the hope of scottland so easily
>>144624814I don't catch most of guru's crap but is he even "mean" to Islam? He says he's fun to watch. He mostly talks shit on other dagis for getting preferential treatment, which is true. I think the only mean things he has said about them are objectively true, like them being inbred.
AND THERES NO HOLDING ME BACKIM NOT DRIVEN BY FEAR IM JUSTDRIVEN BY ANGER
KWAB
It’s strange that Strickland and Curtis are friends when Curtis is the exact opposite of him on Twitter
Jamahal “Sweet Dreams” Hill
>>144624902https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxHzPMIfKo1SGEuz67lauphb89rI33rFbL?si=pIUlk1210YKKbS9Z
>>144624902>>144624944damn>He targeted Thomas first and attacked him for 10 minutes. Koppenhaver then put Thomas in a chokehold, only to be let go after he was made to swear not to go to the authorities. After Thomas escaped, Koppenhaver then set upon Mack, whom he assaulted for two full hours.[39] Koppenhaver raped Mack, cut her with a knife and severely beat her. Mack only managed to escape via a balcony once Koppenhaver's back was turned, after which she went to the house of a neighbor, who promptly called 911. Mack was hospitalized, where it was found that she suffered 18 broken facial bones, a broken nose, 12 missing teeth, a fractured rib and critically ruptured liver.
who’d win in a street fight between deontay wilder and jamahal hill?
>>144624981depends, is it deontay wilder-standing? or regular?
>>144624960kek
>>144624898mindbroken and buckbroken
>>144624891he has such a stupid face
who wins at 205lbs between jarred cannonier and jamahal hill
>>144624952based alpha mail
>>144625233Alex Pereira
>>144624952Luke Thomas bros…
>>144624952>2 hours fight time and didn't even get a finishkwab
>>144624646Aldo looks like he's rocking some fat natural tits lmao
>>144624952Based WMMA detester
Beau Neequel
>>144625609This is why Dana fucked over British fans at the last UFC held in England. He never recovered from this
Bo Niklas
Euro hours are the wild west of heem, the new frontier. We can sculpt this place in our image, free from Dana and TKO
>>144625764yeah just don’t worry about the 90 minutes between posts and it’s all good
Dana White? You mean the founder and owner of the sport of MMA?
>>144624898so nothing changes hmmm makes you think
>>144625609Dana should cut fighters pay for this shit
>>144625823>>144625839this is a tranny btw
Is MMA the sport with the most "lost media"?So many fighters on the UFC roster have early fights that are impossible to find because they fought for some smaller promotion that went under. Pic related had 40 editions. They signed a contract with some US broadcaster (CNBC I believe), didn't last very long but instead of just selling the footage to UFC fight pass to keep it in their archives they disappeared. The company is disolved and they don't even have a website anymore. Many such cases.
>>144625885mhm and I'm taking your cheeks tonight
>>144625907Tough to judge. There are probably a lot of defunct leagues in other sports. People just don’t care about those games since there is usually just one league that matters. MMA fans seem to be more open and curious in that regard.
>>144626256uhhhh you probably shouldnt post this here
Hey junkie
>>144626313I dont even give a fuck why you would say that tbqh
>>144626256>>144625937you shouldn't be harming yourself and your loved ones like this
Kek, buncha dorky ahh loser type mfers on tha forum rn ohhh right it's eu hours
*heems you*Grrrrrr I ain't finished you with you yet! Get up!*unheems you*
>>144626435Brain Ortega has long-term brian damage now.
*heems you*BRO YOU CAN'T GO TO SLEEP YET WE STILL HAVE TO DO OUR SCIENCE PROJECT*unheems you*
>>144626409you run away from reality because you're scared and can't take the pain like a man should. I'd heem you silly under any circumstances.
>>144626460Nobody asked, quit yappin lil german dunskie
you're welcome
>>144626256conor?
Francis 逃げろう
>>144626256>>144626256>>144626386>>144626409>>144626505I'm reading these posts in a strong Irish accent
>>144624101George "Rush" Saint-Pieeeeereeeee
>>144626625Dubios
>>144626822She is correct whether or not you like it, with no striking Aikido destroys BJJ
How fucking retarded is merab that he lives in us for 10 years and he's english didn't improve at all.
>>144626822Lol this is the only time you ever see a BJJ guy throwing hands
I'd heem the breaks off you niggas
Madame Xneed is back on drugs? Oh no... this is terrible news
>back
>>144626938>the breaksi am not sure what you mean by this. humans do not have breaks attatched to their bodies.
How long before xhe’s tearing off chunks of xer flesh and popping xer bloody bussy (again)
>>144627087How long until shit that already happened? Can we reformat this post to be less retarded bubba?
Madame has done irreparable damage to xer brain and it shows
bo niggles fears him doesn't he
>>144627165I doubt he does
>>144625197He is a moor
Fury.
Belel should be cut
>Belel should be cut
>>144627356does schaub doubt?
>>144627576
>>144627614
>>144627506some slack yeah
belel and the poofc should be intersected such that where there previously existed one joined entity, there would now exist two.
Volkov out, volkanovski in??
>>144627672gayne would duck
>>144625907Fuck, I legit don't know if I'm just imagining things. But I'm 60% certain there was a bare knuckle Vale Tudo promotion that was held in a ship in international waters. No rules, it goes on until someone taps/went unconscious. Early 00s.
>>144627689HEEEEEEMMMM
Who's ready for some K-1 posts?
If Dana went on Shark Tank, I guarantee you nobody would invest in the concept of the UFC
Who's ready for me to post my gape?
>>144627689
The purest form of combat is powerslap
>>144627764if you went on shark tank and proposed the idea of mcdonalds or coca-cola nobody would invest either, brainiac.
>>144627872stfu dano
I'm out
kek this nigga just uploaded the main event to his youtube.the world is a sandbox to saudis
>>144627165This doo's bussy was heemed by some cold microbes
Merab is completely right here
>>144627909meRAT moment
>>144627909wtf i like Merab now
>>144627909dood got that cte stare jeez
>>144627909The dagi are in a though spot as they have to placate both Putin and the Saudis.
Georgia is rightful Russian clay
>>144627974They are in a tough spot because they were lab manufactured in babyfarms to be a dysgenic freak warrior species. Actually frightening.
>>144627165*sneezes in general vicinity*hazmat crippled again for 9 months
>>144627909Is the georgian shilling russia?
Georgia heems Russia
>>144627909americans are unable to understand what exactly Merab means to convey
>>144628181Enlighten us then
>>144624898>le sit out and wait for a title shot man
FACT: All Georgian “men” crave fill ups from brazza daddys
>>144627867They're fighting with kicks but not punches? Interesting. Also the same shirt style is pretty cool ngl
>>144628196No.
>>144628235Fuck you then
>>144628229You're so consistently homo it would be impressive if it wasn't faggy.
>>144628127I only saw the picture but I think he does the opposite actually. Which is good. Fuck the ivans.
>Russia republic
>>144628254You need a dagestan daddy fill up I’m afraid
TFW NO WALMART CUTIE GF
>>144628291Don't be scared homie
>>144628291would be so nice if I could kill you and remove your inbred blood from the gene pool
Chaima!
Only 3 months until gooby fight year
Pakimong is fer shure a future suicide
Dagestan - Land of the Mountains, no wonder. It's obvious to see where they got the name.
Does Merab not realize that he may actually be putting the life of all these Caucasus fighters and their families at riskKadyrov had Fedor's daughter beaten half to death just because Fedor said he didn't like children's MMA. Imagine what they will do when the russian public learns that Islam fought under the Ukraine flag for years
another dub for BEASTrab
GODrab dabbing on the caucuses with his U.S citizenship
>>144628377Islam looks like Luke Wilson here.
>>144628293what's his name
>>144628354>gooby fight year
>world got updated pictures of his wife>tim grapes vacuous corner advice on live tv>looked like bambi after catching three knees to the thigh>perpetually looks unshoweredIt's over for O'Malley.
>>144628127nah, he's indirectly sjitting on Russia. He hated Yan because he was russian, so people wondered if he also hated Umar for the same reason, but he clarifyed that he doesn't.
>>144627909Russians were in Russia long before the Turks showed up and claimed they live there
>>144628337get in line Fritz
>>144628574These mountain people are so fucking uppity. Their ancestors are the people who ran to the hills. Russia is basically the only reason turkey hasn't pounded Georgia into the dirt.
>>144628645What does this have to do with anything
>>144628659Oy vey goy you should be more grateful we saved you from turkey 5000 years ago now let us invade you and kill your sons and rape your women
>>144628764>let us invade you and kill your sons and rape your womenSo basically exactly what all Georgia's muzzie neighbours would do if they had any say in the matter? What they've been trying to do forever? Why does he chose to shit on Russians when Georgia has been in an eternal struggle with brownoids?
>>144628764This but unironically.
>>144628746Listen to what Merab said and maybe you'll understand
>>144628836Because Russia invaded Georgia in 2008 and worked with their muslim neighbors to heem thousands
>>144628764>Oy vey goyJoseph Stalin's words when he stepped foot on Russian grounds for the first time
>>144628882should have just become a republic
>mfw lifting this thread out of geopolitical discussionThe Bear jew is getting HEEMED
Paul Craig finna clamp down on that shit
>>144628764This how america behaves.
>we no represent Russia brazza.
>>144628935Only clamp will be from his o-ring gripping Bo's substantial meng.
bobros what about the deadly triangle
>>144628956That's gay
>>144628954Subservient pussyhole
The TAPE tells A Tale, it measures the Limbs
>>144628977You'll still be tuning into UFC 309 Gay Pride at Madison Square Garden presented by China.
>>144629032How else will the audience know if someone has a reach advantage?
>>144629056Rogan is there to repeat it 10 times over
>>144629001
No Bickal
Just copulated with a WMMA (XX chromosomes)
>>144628954You can tell from their body language that they didn't want to be thereKhabib is closed off and tightened upAbdulmanap is ready to spring up on a moments noticeMeanwhile putin is in a wide stance, clearly feeling the power he has over them in this situation
>>144629132That will kill you
What if there was a Chinese Master in the UFC
>>144629150There is.
>>144629150Talmbout?
>>144629150Talmbout Black Smiff Wukong b?
Sanda players are the next big MMA wave
>>144629164This doo named Pirates
>>144629132what's it like having aids?
>>144629150Israel Adesanya is pretty chinese looking
how do you think costa feels seeing izzy be beat back to back by "just move forward with your hands up" gameplans when that was what people thought he was going to do but instead he got frozen like elsa and anally violated?
>enters the thread
>>144628291you're copying me faggot
Does anybody have the webm of Hooker wailing on Izzy?
Post moments that made you go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH"
>>144629210Gooby is so cool
>>144629210
>>144629223
>>144629228
>>144627906Dana does it too sometimes. He put the jiri alex 2 knockout on youtube like 30 mins after it happened
>>144629204I don't think he feels too good about it
>>144629341Is there any reason not to? Especially when it is big on social media. Might as well capitalize on it after the fact. People who paid, paid because they wanted to see it live. What's the use of burying the footage behind a paywall or whatever or making the event difficult to watch for cazzies? That's half the reason nip combat sports don't have a western audience.
Max by KO
max by split decision
what does a max win do for volk's legacy
im here now lads
>>144624090Bo N*****
>>144629454A fourth? Next to nothing.
I legit cannot find the webm of Dookie Dan wailing on JizzyIt's gone forever
Finally after a long time we got a croat in the ufc, he might not get far but he is our best LHW in mma right now Ivan ErslanJust watched a short vlog and want to share some behind the scene thingsApparently he was in camp in Florida In ATT (he is part of the croatian att branch) preparing for a fight against PFL finalist Martin Hamlet in FNC (croatian mma org biggest I southeast europe) , anyways he befriended Magomed Umalatov who contacted Ali and asked to check if he can get him into the ufc and he first offered him bellator apparently a really good coctract 3x/4x of what ufc offers but he refused and he offered him Ion Cutelaba in ufc which he acceptedSo the daggestanis don't seem so bad if they are willing to help One thing I found really interesting is that ufc sends them supplements and food, apparently during camp he got food every Friday sent which I don't know how it works logistically but sounds super well organized
>>144629623Forgot pic
>>144629596>no bo
>>144629210KekHe is hilarious, behaves like he owns not wembley but whole englandHad to check the ring by slapping it lmaoWhat a characterBet the coke is bombs if he can't get of it
>>144629150
>>144629686Is that the one that according to shawb can't speaking english
>>144629637croatians look like THAT?
croatia is obsessed lmao
>share some insightfull info>heemtards poos and pees all over the threadExhaustingWhere my fight fans at
>mentions England/English in every postlet the seethe envelop you
Lil bo peep
>>144629720>>144629765I like you, some of the nicest people I've met where englishLet's not divide ourself by flagsWe are all heem.jpeg
this bong is so thirsty like damn b pump your brakes
Why aren't the UFC's projects working out?
>>144629623Interesting. I figure they send supps and food so fighters can't boolshit about not having good enough nutrition or taking "tainted supplements" in preparation for a fight. Hopefully it turns out well, Cutelaba is unironically a tough test for anybody coming off regionals.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE ANALYST NEARLY OUT ON HIS FEET!
>>144629663
>>144628266I was in your country last week, why is the food so horrible and low quality? That papery Bread they use for Kebabs, is that even rela Bread? This is not a troll I actually want answers. And the women are so stuck up and think they're high class New Yorkers or I don't know what. It's was so different to what I expected
>>144629890down syndrome are sneaky conniving little mutant goblins
>>144629892Why would you go to Moldova
>>144629875virgin technical gameplan vs. chad "just heem"
>>144629890Careful.
>>144629875Dricus is essentially a white Roy Jones Jr. He's a natural talent with a ton athleticism and does somethings wrong, but he's so physically gifted that it doesn't matter and he wins anywaysWhen he starts go decline physically, it's going to be a sad flushing
>>144629914maybe he can't afford polish hookers?
>>144629622
>>144629937>polish hookersmmm love me some polish hookers
>>144629931Roy Jones Jr. vs Anthony Showtime Pettis. Now that was a fight
>>144629056Exactly! The man who wins the reach wins the fight, its a fact
>>144629947any murders today mexibro?
>>144629870He is experienced, he fought in ksw as wellImo I expected way more from him, he is good but I feel he does stupid things sometimesI agree Cutelaba is tough for his first fightErslan said he believes he is better in stand up, has more tools, he is better where Cutelaba is goodI'm not sure, he has to prove himselfHopefully the camp was good
>>144629976Bout a few.
>>144629956how else does one happen to be in moldova of all places?
>>144630002its tuff b
>>144629914For a new experience, I didn't just go there, I went to neighboring countries too. I saw life as soviet as life gets. In decades this won't be possible(See pic related, that's fucking Lenin?)Fucking lenin
>>144630035Oh alright. I cannot think of a European country I would be less interested in visiting than Moldova. What's even in Moldova
>>144630035lame ahh nigga
>>144629150strickbeast is a black belt in wing chun
>>144630002Me after one week of no poofc drinky poos
>>144630043Do you know much about Moldova?
>>144630043poverty
>>144630059It's basically Romania but even worse as far as I know
>>144629870>Interesting. I figure they send supps and food so fighters can't boolshit about not having good enough nutrition or taking "tainted supplementsYou can always choose to use whatever you want, but for new /up and coming fighters this sounds like a dream, everything is sorted out for you, you just gotta train
>>144629986KSW experience is good. But, he seems like a R1 merchant which is exactly the kind of guy Ion might break. Does he have good cardio and/or ground game?
>>144630043Why not, probably cheaper than majority eu countries and you can find something interesting in every one of them, culturally / history wiseGotta open yourself up sven
>>144630075>Even worseWell that's pretty arbitrary and subjective. If you've got know knowledge about the place you should just be indifferent about it. It's like saying pwah why would you eat at that restaurant across the street, even though you've never tried it or even looked at the menu to get a feel of it.You'd love the women there by the way, fucking as good as it gets
danus white
>>144630116I've been to Croatia it was beautiful
>>144630086He is mostly a stand up guy, has good tdd, in general we croatians do not have a history of wrestling, more kickboxing/boxing which translated to mma as wellHe isn't going to prepare for the ground, if he sticks to basics he will win on points if not high chance of 1st/2nd round ko either way imo
>>144630116This guy knows what life is about, you tell Sven.Anyway back to MMA you might see THE Spivak there, that's a reason to go all in itself
>>144630149You are beautifulThanks
>>144629947Thanks b
>>144630129>danus white
its ogre bros
>>144630329The fight was crapLiterally didn't see anything
Sneed on speed
why is boxing >so heckin backbecause a couple a fat black bums gassed in 6 mins and someone got heemed? daner puts that on every weekend and you call it slop.
>>144630211also this
>>144630178>He isn't going to prepare for the ground, if he sticks to basics he will win on pointsCutelaba's gameplan in general and probably especially in this one is to get a td in the first minute at all costs and then go for the mauling tkheem. Hopefully we see some fireworks and he goes out there swang and bangin
>>144630441pillowpoofters are low IQ (can you guess why?) all the fanfare tricks them into thinking they’re seeing something bigger than it actually is
>>144630480You could tell Sissysanya wanted that BWC in him... just look at the positions he was taking... his blk boy sissy hole was just begging for it
oooooh
start doing THIS
>>144630556If you don’t love goobs you’re a soulless faggot, the passion this man has for heems is unmatched by most
>>144630556kek he goes from crushed for AJ to excited for dubois in an instant
>Chama or no chama?>ChamaChama?
>>144630726two gay mallards
>>144630738Just one
heeminder stipe is out partying while jon jones' training hard
>>144630738Your favorite fighter wouldn't last a second against them on the mat. Chaman't
if daner wanted me to be zuffa boxing's golden boy there's no way I'm not negotiating for a better piece than ricci. surely dana could pull enough strings to be able to introduce me to ellie bisping?
>>144630770Tom "Aryan cock" Aspinall would heem them both and then fuck Jon jone's gay blk boy bussy
>>144630785The same guy who got intimidated by CHAMA looking at him?
>>144630804based headcanoner
>>144630770>>144630785this minus the gay shit
>>144630807Bro, he admitted feeling his bussy in danger while CHAMA looked at him https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eQanmLVvNN0
"bussy" is going on the filters
>>144630833The famous Judo takedown Shama Guruma
>>144630831if you filter a few gay fetish terms in comments and filenames then you remove 95% of bad posts and 99% of pakibong posts.
>>144630823Kek, this is a funny brownzilian headcanon cope. Alex has been good at sissifying and buck breaking blk boys like sissysanya and Jamal hill, but an Aryan BVLL like Aspinall is something different. Aspinall was just talking about pereira sizing him up but he knows he'd heem him, he can't weight cut at heavyweight
>>144630756My boy enjoys chocolate and vanilla milkersTrue croat
>>144630868He has already bussyblown many Brazilian Aryan BVLLs, Aspirin anal is nothing, he will get CHAMA'd like all others
>>144630480Impressive form
>>144630441Boxing fan lose their mind when two ranked fighter fight each other instead of exclusively getting fed cans.Like compare those two algorithme made rankings for the 135 pounds division in both MMA and boxing, which is considered one of the deepest in both sport.You'll notice that in boxing neraly every fighter is either undefeated or has a single loss, meaning that they never fight other top ranked guys.
Boxing is MMA for paraplegics
>>144630895He wants that BWC so badly...
Bare knuckle is better.
>>144630894Big copeChama would get played with in the HW'sAsp could end his career
>>144630915Daner should make wheelchair boxing.
1,3, and 5 for Strickland.
>>144630926>grappling>knockdownsDaner come on, do this please>>144630918Aspie can't CHAMA
30-27 yan
>>144630977wrung
I like Pereria, Tom would ragdoll him, wouldn't even be competitive, he should retire after he heems shartkalaev
>>144630944Aspinall would pick gayreira up by his clitty with one hand and slam his tight brazilian boyhole down on his BWC and until gayreira had been submitted by the power of his cock
>>144630986Uh, I don't think this is about MMA anymore
>>144630986I'm begging you, please stop posting like this.
Israel is heeming Lebanon rn
>>144630908btw, Davis the number 1 ranked boxer here, has beaten nobody that is ranked in that top 10.
Tetraplegic MMA when
look a huge comfy smiff in the rebecca bisping
>>144631011thanks for the context because I have no idea who any of these dudes are besides the top 4 and only ever actually watched a lomashevchenko fight. so the whole sport is full of jon jones mickey mouse belts?
>>144631001BWC ruining blk boy sissyholes is just /heem/ culture at this point b, accept it
Just took a bisping (shit)
Just took a shit (Bisping)
if topuria didn't hit the jackpot with his blitz he would've been TKO'd by volk seconds later
>>144631007everything there within 1000km could disappear tomorrow and everybody else would be better off for it. I can live without seeing another yanal ashmouz fight tbqhwufam
>>144631074Evidence for this claim please? The way I see it, this post is a bunch of bologna and you are, frankly, a numbskull.
just pooed in da lou
>>144630650*doesnt fight**is a flaming homo**loses*wow so much SVLL!!!!
Moicano will HEEM Saint Denis this weekend
>>144631086yeah watch the fight
conor maybe lost once and even that is heavily disputed
>>144631087should i get this haircut?
>>144631103odds are kind getting redinky might have to put down a cheeky pound on moicano
>>144631105Not wasting my time with that shit LOL
>>144631113yes
>>144631128i accept your surrender
Ideal fighters: Dominic Reyes, Petr Yan,
>>144631134Heh, buddy? I haven't even begun to render.
>>144631133If CHAMA loses within the next year, I will get a zoom zoom haircut and post it here
>>144631113no get this. its the only haircut left and is bound to be popular so you will be ahead of the curve. it may look goofy now, but so did mullets before becoming main stream.see: chiesa circa 2017
>>144631035A sport full of O'Malley type title runs>build up a prospect by having him fight a bunch of cans>have him fight one top fighter (optional)>title shot in favorable circumstence>hand picked title defencesBut Merab wouldn't have gotten a shot
>>144631157Next year including 2025?
merab had staph btw
>>144631185From 2024-09-23, today, to 2025-09-23
>>144631197Well he'll probably fight Ankalaev or Tom in a super fight before then so get ready for a haircut.
>>144630986>>144631047Spammy please behaveYou forgot you have a beef with the jannies, not with heem
>>144631209Ankalaev lost to Jan, Pereira chins him.As far as Asspissnal goes. Gane will fold him so no need for this matchup.
>>144631232Ankalaev drew with Jan and only cause he tested his striking for too long, otherwise he held Jan down and beat the fuck out of him.
>>144631187Any confirmation?!Dude could have hopped in the octagon for another 5 roundsDoes usada or whoever replaced them test for meth?
>>144631232>Ankalaev lost to Jan, Pereira chins him.Correct.>As far as Asspissnal goes. Gane will fold him so no need for this matchup.Nice pre-cope, even you know he can't beat Tom kek
>>144631232Pereddit lost to Jan
>>144631187>>144631244unironically showed in his performance, he was much more patient than usual and he still beat the fuck out of sugar shane
>>144631209>he'll probably fight AnkalaevWhat?! Why would he fight a guy who lost his last fight
heem
Today nobody yoos meh nobody (you)'s meh nobody use meh?
>>144631248>>144631260Cope. Asspissnal gets chinchecked by Pereira, outclassed by GOATne and manhandled by Jonny Bones.>>144631242Nope. Ankalaev can't strike for shit nor check legkicks. 0 submisisons btw.
>>144631262Dude, that can't be real, jumping on your toes like a fucking maniac in the 5th with staphNot even EPO Tj had that cardio
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>>144624646it like his last fight on the contract so I think he can actually leave to other promotions if he wanted but I could be wrong
>>144631274Its Monday svenFor fucks sakeWho hurt you?
>>144631309he re-signed
>>144631274Man you really wanted this Piece, you just couldn't wait until Saturday day night. Monday will never allow even a fraction of the energy and appreciation
>>144631274this explains alot
>>144631308Ankalaev was the one who refused the fight IIRC
>>144631310>>144631323>>144631325go fuck yourselvesCSO
>>144631285Can't strike for shit is wrong. Can't strike with the 2nd best LHW striker is true. Hopefully it got into his thick skull that should he fight Pereira he should probably do the thing he's best at, wrestling.
>yfw poatan throws up the triangle at 4:50 of the 5th round
>>144631328you cant even rail a fat slugs, little itty bitty pussy party. lame
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/105534456/#105537206newfags the lot of you
>>144631366Yeah, for sure I'll remember a Pic from 3 years agobut big yikes for the lad with the blue yellow flagNot finna get a you from me ever
>>144631295Merab threw half as many strikes and attempted a third as many takedowns as he did in his last 5 rounder.
>>144631446just how shit is omalley
what emotion is this? seems like disturbed or something
>>144631479bored
>>144631479It's literally just fatigue
>>144631274I recognize that tree outside your glass window/doorI have called the police
>>144631323Wasted*
>>144631479The demon's trying to let loose.
>>144631366if anything mate, get out more
>>144631479BWC withdrawal etc
>>144630480Didn't see this, thanks Italybro
>>144631604
>>144631479Is literally just a tic anon, is not that deep.
>>144631604>>144631629Ponder the fragrance
I will break into the home of anthony smith
and put his penis in my mouth
>>144631678That's not a tic it's a muscle spasm
>>144631678He doesn't usually have itSomething triggered itMight be bad sleep caffeine or nervousness and something said made him pissed offHe looks scary there
>>144631479The nice guy act slipping up, almost revealing the psycho within. Yeah Jon Jones is a crazy motherfucker
>>144631308Fake news b. Ankalaev turned down the fight because it was on Ramadan or something, then started bitching as if Pereira was the one who said no.Jon has had exactly one fight in nearly five years, and is now fighting the ghost of Stipe.
Cain Velasquez is the HW GOATJon Jones is the LHW GOATAnderson Silva is the MW GOATGSP is the WW GOATBJ Penn is the LW GOATJose Aldo is the FW GOATTJ Dillashaw is the BW GOATFlyweight is irrelevant.
>>144631761What about women's featherweight
>>144631780Megan Anderson
just realised strickbeast's sons are fighting each other saturday
>>144631788Yeah
>>144631727>no Brazzai fite real music Thai hobbyist gangster khalol rounpoo, chama!
>>144631789Strickraped thoughbeit
>>144631761Stipe Cheated his whole career, It's DC or Chuck Liddell Cheated his whole career, It's Israel unfortunately TrueKhabibTrueDominick Cruz, doesn't matter that TJ is a cheatDJ
>>144631841everyone "cheated"steroids is not cheating.
>>144631861>le everyone did it even though only a few got caught! And yes steroids are cheating.
>>144631761>Cain VelasquezLost to the justice system>Jon JonesLost to USADA>Anderson SilvaMade Dana and his arab sponsors angry>GSPGot abducted by aliens>BJ PennUnlawful use of ancient Hawaiian magic which stopped him from being taken down>Jose AldoLost to some drunk Irish-man>TJ DillashawLost to Aljo, Dominick Cruz and the King of CringeSeems like a bunch of losers to me
the pakcord has arrived
>>144631875>>144631876the reddit cope
>>144631479PTSD because Gane reminded him of his brothers
Taped. Raped. Gaped. Bred. Spread. Left for dead. Reamed. Creamed. Wishing it was all a dream
>>144631888Steroids make you perform better than you naturally could. That's cheating.
>cheated his whole careerWRONG.
no other fighter could jump out of pools like bj
Jon Jones makes redditors seethe like no one elseHe is the most 4channel.org champion of all time
Without googling it, what substance did they found pictogram off in Jon's body.
>>144631597Lol true
>>144631922Cum
>>144631922semen
>>144631904>hehe current tests would not pick up on his cheating so therefore he was not cheatingThere is only one reason why someone would take clomiphene and letrozole and its not that you have been taking cialis for your broken dick
>>144631922turinabol
without resume bs, TOP 5 OF ALL TIME1. Jon Jones2. BJ Penn3. Ciryl Gane4. Cain Velasquez5. Petr Yan
sean poppedpisslam popped
>>144631922Tethra something dianabol
>>144631948>>144631922I think it was Oral Turinabol one timeLike anon here said >>144631954
>>144631943>blowjob Dookie, slam daddy uses him as a fleshlight>yan LMAO
>>144626856HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>okay so everyone was cheating but that doesn't matter because it doesn't fit my agendaKWABThe absolute state of Jones haters
why are muslims so gay?
>>144631944Islam was acquitted by USADA
Any anons ever did roids?I was a stoner when my roommate shot up test
>>144631978If you love Jon so much, why don’t you marry him?
>>144631987poosada were employed by the poofc
>>144631944Islam took a substance that wasn't banned at the time of him taking it. Sean is a cheater in more ways than just steroids yes.
>>144632005They also got fired due to not doing what the UFC wanted
>>144625946how does my dick taste faggot hahahhaah
>>144631978Who said that?
Jon Jones won.The other LHW lost.it's that easy
Yea he never cheated just hid under the Octagon from USADA for a full 6 hours as a bit, silly guy.
FACT: GSP never popped for roidsFACT: Demetrius Johnson never popped for roidsFACT: Khabib Nurmagomedov never popped for roidsFACT: Jon Jones had his second fight with Daniel Cormier over turned and was stripped of his UFC belt because he popped for roids
>>144626868he is in gym day n night training with mutts who themselves know little english
There were substances that were "legal" that USADA did not test for, which could be performance enhancing, i remember Derek from "more cope more rope" talking about it in one of his videos
>>144632042He would have lost if not for steroid use. He's naturally a pillowfisted weakling.
FACT: Islam Makhachev popped for roids, and then USADA reviewed his case and found that they made a mistake, publicly apologized to him, and declared his innocence
>>144626868>and he's english very VERY unfortunate error for a post like this
gsp - killed by serrajohnson - killed by cruzkhabib - killed by tibaujon - never lost
lidl bet meldonium brazza is just for heart you no dis
>>144632079>the guy cheating never lost wtf?!
>>144632063>would've could'vecope cope cope
>>144632062I remember I read about "designer roids" specifically made to not be detected
>>144631841>Cheated his whole career, It's Israel unfortunatelyliterally grew a tit
*retires as soon as drug testing starts*
usada let lesnar fight
>>144632100In any other sport he would stripped of all of his accolades and banned from the sport. MMA is just so new that people want to believe they're in the era of the GOAT so they can't possibly ruin the image who they consider their Michael Jordan.
>>144627989you have shit for blood paki
Jones being the GOAT makes redditors seetheIt will be hilarious when he beats le reddit man Asspinal>>144632128>ifs and buts KWAB
>>144632119NEVER popped for roids, he was actually a major advocater for increased durg testing, which prompted Dana to slander and insult him to the MMA world for months on end
FACT: George Onions Pierre dipped out right before USADA.
>>144632119That ain't a roidgutHe prolly just squeezed his abs way too hard when pooping and got a deformed belly
>>144624090this fight night card is pretty good
>never popped when they weren't testing
>>144632108Yeah people constantly come up with a new drug and then USADA and others have to scramble to come up with a way to test for themBut there are ways to use current roids and still not get detected, if you use free-testosterone with no ester, it should clear your system within a dayBut you would have to inject it daily
>>144632117There are many reasons for puffy nipples in men.
>>144632142He did come back and embaress Bisspiss
>>144632142Factual post.
>>144632140What's a durg?
only black people hate JBJ
>>144632197>>144632197>>144632197
>>144628895we aren't kneebending cucks like you tho
>>144629845lack of sovl
