New zealand lost to Sri lanka or something
>>144625873should i be upset about that? were we supposed to win?
second for passionate sex with milf ellyse perry>>144625890>wewhat position do you play m8?
Bouldering after work
>>144625894left right out
cunt
YFO
>>144625873YOu showed me we won at soemthing. It is Sunday and I drank too uch. Do you care and what is this
so that was our first test match in what, 2 years? and we losthow long until the next one?
One day cup final today. Who the fuck cares about peewees playing? never let poopee flags make OPs
The Canadian actress Sarah Lynn Gadon, pictured with her husband, baby and dog.
Remember me as an honourable man
poppin bottles in the ice like a blizzard
>>144626161gm sir. i don't know what a "one day cup" is but good luck to your team if you support a team in it
Just lost to the restless knight, lads
>>144626089That may have been the last test ever. Probably for the best
TMS is such an ECB mouthpiece was listening the other day to Steven Finn and some Aussie retard talk complete bullshit about the scheduling. They were mocking people who had a problem with the seasons scheduling, such as starting a white ball series in the second half of September, and that were blaming the hundred; they were just “there’s no problem playing up until October, these people moaning are idiots there’s always been games in September” meanwhile the One day Cup final has been washed out and half the country has had a months worth of rain over the weekend and last year two of the three games in late September were abandoned. Don’t pretend there’s no difference between the first week of sept and the last ffs it’s already autumn.
>>144625894Centre three quarter and second five eighth
Was it Bard that was looking for a house? What about this place matehttps://www.uklandandfarms.co.uk/rural-property-for-sale/east-midlands/derbyshire/36245_lir240055/
played left wing for the school hockey team
>>144626253>Left wingBet your were blonde too. I would have been trying smash you on and off the field. If you sniff my drift.
>>144626223Don't care just want the IPL back
ODi is the most intense format we have in criccy innit¿>50 ( five zero) overs per side>hundred overs ( one zero zero) overs on a day> literally more criccy than a standard day of a test matchyep yep yeppers
Indian Pale Ale
>>144626339Intense idkBut favourite format Missing 2000 -2010 era with frequent ODI series tours
that's IPA you illiterate fuck
>>144626389me¿ missing the golden era of the 90s ngl>Ambrose, Walsh, and Best Indies>Kallu and Jayasuria>Waqar and Akram>McDermott, Merv Hughes, Boonkino era fella
>Glammy 18/2 alreadyerrrr sheep-lover bros
Glamorgan haven’t got Loosebuschange, obviously afraid of the Somerset 2nd XIs
For me it's Indian Pale Lager
Rachin needed another Hindu /strongmind/. Kane needs to revert to Sanatan Dharma and become Kannu Vijayson
what if tendulkar came back from the dead and played for us
>who is Ajaz Patel
We need to start letting more indians into the country but on if they're good at cricket. Send the rest home
>>144626487Not a very good batsman and also a muslim
>>144626481actual cricket knowers realise Dravid was better and far braver in test matches
>>144626481>>144626490>>144626503fuck off peeweejeet
Brahmins pray to be resurrected as kiwis
GONE GOTTEM EXCELLENT CATCH AND SHEEP ON THE ROPES>>144613208>>144613208
>>144626250I am, but I think it's the lad in Shropshire who's been posting about it more oftenThat place looks very comfy but even if I could jiggle the finances and stretch to £400k affordability (which I might just about be able to do), the renovation costs might be a little higher than I'm willing to spendEnergy bills and council tax might be quite high too (although at least I'd keep the single person discount for the latter)
>>144626563this is a cricket (and occasionally for some reason, bouldering) thread
>>144626568Renovation costs will double the price at the very least, it’s says it’s derelict which is why it doesn’t show any internal pics kek Has its own wiki page thohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calwich_Abbey
bed.
>>144626611Maybe you, Shropshire lad and I can join forces on it and split the costs, and then take a third of the place eachCould host the second annual meetup of /cric/ there
don't bat for that team mate, soz
lel glammy 4 down
>>144626708Good run rate though, which is the main thing
>Cup final played on a Monday in late September in the coldest wettest darkest conditions I've seen for a cricket match, to an audience of about 10 shivering people and a further 20 watching on TVThanks ECB
>>144626389>>144626428For me, it will always be tests. But all 3 formats can coexist. The important part is the matches always having context and the product itself being attractive to crowds and tv. IPL has done this really well. WTC i think can be improved a lot
Didn't realise they're just doing a T20, makes sense I guess. Still a complete farce of a way to end the tournament, glad the Pears decided to lose in the quarters
Who's the a*glo shitter on life support in the radio comm box? Pull the plug ffs
Can't see Somerset chasing this down desuWill be a triple choke
Friday 13th December for an on wall sesh at the font borough followed by 10 pints in porterhouse
>>144626166Anon, are you Gadonfag?
Just beat the Gloomnivore lads
where are all my gchq mates
Glamorgan accepted into the west countrySomerset expelled from the west country
*fires up toplogger*
>he calls his laptop toploggerno luck thumbing them laptops then
got the good and bad laptop on together at toil lads
god women yak on don't theyjust want to make a really important point in the meeting before I fade into the background and they interrupt you and go on some 20 minute ramble about irrelevant shit tenuously related to it before you finally just ignore all that and finish your sentence
lush dire on wall sesh so far
We need a final solution for women in the workplace(Get rid of them, give blokes their salaries, let the women care for the bairns - simple as)
>>144627496fat neek
>>144629155and when they interrupt you for 20 minutes they bitch about you interrupting them for 1 sentencefeminism was a mistake
>Number 1 in WTC table>Number 1 in ODI>Number 1 in T20Your team even trying?
Bouldering and test cricket share similarities in their demand for endurance, strategy, skill mastery, and patience. Bouldering requires climbers to navigate complex routes with precise movements and strategic planning, similar to how cricketers strategize over long innings. Both activities reward patience and persistence in overcoming challenges.In contrast, T20 diverges significantly. It emphasizes quick, high-scoring gameplay and entertainment value over endurance and strategic depth. T20 often relies on explosive moments and luck rather than the meticulous skill development and prolonged strategic battles seen in bouldering and test cricket. Success in T20 can hinge on rapid, decisive actions rather than the sustained effort and comprehensive skill sets required in the other two activities. Therefore, while bouldering and test cricket share a methodical approach and skill-intensive nature, T20 stands apart with its fast-paced, luck-driven dynamics aimed at providing instant gratification to audiences with ever-dwindling attention spans.
my hangboarding is always weaker away from home
>>144629833based
Children don't play dragon quest
Lamb for dinner
>>144628199do some exercise you fat cunt
just rereading all these posts doubting glammy oh I am laughing
genuinely confusedsri lanka 3rd in test rankings?how have they managed that?i have NEVER seen sri lanka as a good team even in the days when they had some world class playersclosest theyve been is when i did an international cricket captain save with them and took them to top of rankings
>>144631624toothipick arms lashing out - might pierce an olive
alri 'ol bingowingola x
heyyyy bingowingolau in.moite¿
>>144633470ummm didn't they btfo u in bazington¿
>>144627223...yh¿ maybe¿ idefk atp.ngl
sebbo having a meltdown it seems
no, but Steven May eyequeem hahaaa x
https://youtu.be/41ilW6tGqmIx
cricket eh
You'd think zachy would have better arm strength considering all the bouldering the claims to do. But instead he's somehow anorexic and obese with noodle arms
the black caps are like the zachy of cricket
whats the cricketing equivalent of not being able to do a v5?
>>144637014being a pom
>>144637014coping that bazball works
englel "I LOVE TEST CRICKET" face
>>144637014Losing to Sri lanka
>>144636465i can do chin ups with over 70 percent of my bodyweight on a beltnearly time for some early morning dragon quest
siri what's 70% of 42kg
Just defeated Booga lads
>>144642466I'm 70-72kg and lean
(he means 40-42kg and malnourished)
>>144643157t.fat neek
>>144642488retarded good goyhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/CEvyEEghIA2b/
>>144642488True
Shoulder pain is not fun
Confession: I have no idea what several of the commonly used phrases around here actually meanThings like "neek", "toil", "the hundred", "V5", "bard"Maybe they're inside jokes from before I got here, and hey that's ok. It's actually kinda fun not knowing
>toil based illiterate
>>144643444based gcsb glowdigger on their first day on the jobmaybe try reading the training docs and intel briefs next time
dragon quest is a better use of time than /cric/
grow up mate
dragon slayer was a pretty iconic runescape quest back in the day
dragon quest is a better use of time than bouldering (gen z's crossfit)
CrossFit is some dire dead fad for fat neeks who were too lazy to load a barbell Climbing is primal
last day of toil then off until next Thursday di lads
>>144643784Good on ya lad, any plans?
going france
>>144643918Come suck me off?
bouldering in bordeaux
Just letting out a boulder iykwim
>>144643174Why do you keep posting a pic of this weird manlet? How is it relevant is he a cricket player or something? Looks like a malnourished Sri lankan fatty
v(irgin)5 means 5 years without sex
>>144629812Still waiting for a reply here
>>144644376If getting fucked up the arse counts as sex, that explains why zachy hasn't done v5 yet
are >we, dare I say it, back?
>>144644376I think it's wrong for a 5 year to loose his v card ,What do you say ?
>>144644474I need to do more research before coming to a conclusion
Wish there was a way for Israel and Palestine to both lose
should get into soccer
brother works 9-5 lmao reminds me of the fat neeks of /cric/
>>144644427think he's more of a frequenter of pub toilets which explains why he's trying to increase his grip strength iykwim haha
>>144633470They won 13 odis in a row recently but havent beaten any top 7 team in years, no idea
>6 off first over oh dear
>>144644472>WA already lost two games their reign is joever
jofra archer is the joel amartey of cricket
>>144633470Their not 3rd they’re 6th
remember when england scored almost 500 in an odi
>>144629812>>144644423>loses WTC final>loses WC Final (at home)>about to lose the next to away series
Any of you blokes watching the cricket?
>>144644821Not watching just listening to it. England have been dreadful last two games so really not feeling it anyway.
>>144644830who's winning?
>>144644504Top tip: don’t.
>>144644833It’s been 3 overs m8
Yoda saying 'get a brown dog up ya'
he was just short of the boundary there
Possibly don't hit a pie direcrly to the fielder
Forgot this game was on
>>144644878it still is
OH SHIT MISSED ONE GONE GOTTEM (belatedly)
i have the same bat as mitch marsh
bard is gonna shag zachy's sister in thailand
>>144644915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r7j-E8925Q&t=231
the batsman needs to keep the scoreboard ticking over. if he becomes bogged down he'll begin to get frustrated, and that's when the chances will come
>>144644943Even more so with Sloth the Autist
NO NOT GOTTEM
>northerners still get cold tooInsightul from Hartley. She wouldn't get cold in my bed. With my brown seed inside her
pitched outside leggot an inside edgehit outside the linemissing leggoing overwas a no ballbut apart from that it was close
epic blocks
>>144644494>iykwim haha
why is headn't playing?
>>144644812>loses WTCreckon you're thinking of Lucky Larry Silverstein champ
Smith may ?
>>144645087no, steven september
cricket 2004 -> cricket 2005biggest downgrade ever?
Was having my lunch and missed the second wicket
pozzies getting fucking arse raped kek
Would be pretty embarrassing to get out to brydon carse
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION CUNT
>England women's captain Knight reprimanded over 'blackface' photo>England women's cricket captain Heather Knight (33) has been reprimanded and given a suspended £1,000 fine after a historical photograph of her in "blackface" emerged on social media.>Knight, set to lead England at next month's Women's T20 World Cup in the United Arab Emirates, said she was "truly sorry" for conduct that was deemed "racist and discriminatory" by Cricket Discipline Commission adjudicator Tim O'Gorman.>However, O'Gorman accepted there was no racist or discriminatory intent by Knight, who was 21 when the image was taken at a sports-themed fancy dress party in 2012.>Knight, whose fine has been suspended for two years, said in a statement: "I'm truly sorry for the mistake I made in 2012. It was wrong and I have long regretted it.>"Back then, I simply was not as educated as to the implications and consequences of my actions as I have become since. There was no ill-intent meant.>"Whilst I can't change the past, I am passionate and committed to using my platform to promote inclusivity across the game, ensuring under-represented groups are afforded the same opportunities and fulfilment within the game as I have.">The picture of Knight in blackface was posted to the Facebook account of another person.>Knight promptly accepted the charges brought last month, showed remorse and apologised for her conduct.>Her punishment also takes into account the fact she did not have any education about the issues involved in posing for such a photo at the time and the work she undertakes to promote diversity and inclusion.>O'Gorman's judgement said: "At a 'sports stars' themed party in 2012, Ms Knight appeared in a photo in fancy dress with blackface. This, I find, was racist and discriminatory conduct.>"(But) I find and accept that there was no racist or discriminatory intent in the blackface itself.
>>144645268>"It is accepted that Ms Knight did not herself post the photograph on any social media platform, has no power to delete the photo and has no power to control how it has been posted (or might be posted in future).>"I consider that it is inappropriate and unnecessary to require a further apology.">Knight's teammate Danni Wyatt-Hodge was reprimanded two years ago for charges relating to blackface from an Instagram post in 2013.>England and Wales Cricket Board chief executive Richard Gould said: "Heather recognises this was a serious error of judgement which took place more than 10 years ago and has rightly apologised.>"As a public figure and leader, Heather has worked tirelessly to foster a more inclusive and equitable future for cricket."there's so much fucking wrong and commiepoof about thisit was 12 fucking years ago for startersand all the language is SJW as fuck
>watching tv on a,weekday afternoonfat neek
>>144645268
where's t.heady? too much Beaujolais with the last gentry night at the Mayfair?
>owning a tv and being younger than 50skinny neek
it's not my fault the TV came with my bedsit
>SR: 60.37
doof central, finna G of ket and a canister of nitrous and buy a plane ticket
>>144645313Don't think he'd be allowed entry. Unless he was bartending
>>144645352ok no TV owning fat neek freak
>>144645429he'd get in, it would be like a recreation of the wannabe music video
>>144645449this one brother?https://youtube.com/watch?v=fE2h3lGlOsk
So clean swe.. oh two more ODIs great
griggid :DDDDDD
>>144645268>reprimanded and given a suspended £1,000 fine>12 years ago......
that's not a cricket shot, idiot
wtf was that?
>>144645518>DUDS DUSD MOG GRIGGEG XDDDDDDDDDDDDCaptcha: Verification not required.
This Australia team is one of the worst ODI sides I've ever seen
Almost as bad as this England
>yeah we'll have a field
>>144645560anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>>144645651Swaziland?
>>144645658no but Steven May
he's eternally malding at me and the good laptopenjoy your boomer tv netflix sloppa you virgin
>steven shit
>>144645763fluke catch
alright catch
caught catch
Will Maxwell do anything?
>>144645766shouldn't hit it near fielders, thought that was kind of obvious
*be's looking up who Will Maxwell is to make a hilarious 'Will Maxwell is a ..., mate' joke*
>>144645781Will Maxwell is a baseball player for the Dayton Flyers, mate
>>144645807DAYTONA
>>144645665meant for>>144645781
Looking at job specsIs there any organisation that isn't "fast paced"?
economic bazball effect innit
>GONE GOTTEMED AGAINwe're more of an aussie rules nation anyway>>144645919i fucking hope so because i'd love somewhere i can be autistic and can become less autistic
Mr.bumhislaptop aka ol bingo wings aka Mr 7 pull ups max
>>144645919bouldering coach (v6 and above)
i believe that is too many runs for england now
>>144646145i want to believe
stop hitting wides tho
>getting whitewashed at home in an ODI seriesjust lol
My research shows that, in men's ODI rankings, Australia are second, while England are seventh.
Happy to see this team keep losing desu, exposes the bazball sham for what it is
>>144646608why are you persisting with it?
>>144646628No idea desu. Because of a few good results in the first year they're now willing to ignore 2 subsequent years of bad results, but don't want to admit they were just wrong
>>144646677Is losing a series to West Indies a good result?
Root was just not selected, rather than not being available, right? Guy averages 47.6 in ODIs and is obviously the most talented batsman. Perfect for situations like this where you need somebody to go along at SR 80 and rebuild the innings. Perfect for the last match where you lose a few wickets chasing a modest total and need somebody to keep their head. Barmy that he doesn't get picked
>>144646698Was that in the first year? Maybe it was shit all along and I bought into the hype, idk
>>144646732Why are you even complaining about something you don't follow beyond a casual level
>>144646747Am I supposed to remember every single game of cricket that's ever been played? I don't even remember what I had for dinner yesterday
Woody is brilliant on t'radio, they need to sack off brainlet a*glo shitters like Cook. Hope Wood retires and takes a big IPL payday he deserves it
Thought you didn't pay attention to brainletbash ZachyAnother lie exposed
>>144646895The whole shitjeet persona originally came about because zachy watches IPL and wanted to talk about it, but wanted to maintain his test cricket purist zachy persona
>>144646468Ok mate but what about the vibes rankings>>144646710Ok mate but is that going to get you as many bounderies and wickets as possible and chase every ball to the boundary? Exactly.
>>144646930lmao wharra fraud
>noncejeet professing his love for woodiesheh
>why yes it's 2024 and yes I watch cricket.. uh no, sorry, I mean I listen to cricket on the radio!
the batting is too sublime right now
I don't practice santeriaI ain't got no crystal ball
I'm back from my run. Whats the situation?
maxed out seated row machine at gym bullshit exercise completely accounted for by chin-ups, but not vice versa
Bit too easy desuThis England team is a formidable ODI forceThis Australia team is a bunch of fucking clownsGive us a real opponent
Jack off
it's NOT over yet
Jacks will not get a century
Is Jamie Smith part downy or full downy? Still smarter than Crook
Livingstone Bazzing it about a bit too much
ausgaylia getting heemed here
Are we going to win on DLS?
AUSTRALIA WINNING STREAK ENDEDBAZBALL REDEEMED WE ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD
(Asterisk wins don't count, sorry)
>cucksworth-poois
A win is a win
>>144649318bit in this tbf
we're more of a footy nation anyway
Watching the last episode of Corridors Of Power. Yanks are full of themselves but nonetheless a very heartwarming to watch mudshits get blown up
>>144651173>YanksSiri, who runs Hollywood?
>>144651173>mudshitsthat's kinda offensive. we call them mulatto people
I thought poopeelia were good?
>>144651243The series is made by a jew. I previously postedThe Gatekeepers (2012) day the before the pagers bombings kek - which is made by the same guy about Shin Bet.Not sure what this jew's angle is. Just makes.all these big US politicians and leaders look like utterly arrogant, delusional and rightous pricks. But i repeat, still immensely pleasurable watching hypocritical mudshits suffering the way they've made others suffer
>>144651332reckon the CIA shouldn't sell them arms with the intention of rebel groups overthrowing their governments then
>>144651383All part of the game. As an aussie your nation's security is fully under the thumb of the US so you can ride easy, just send a few thousand retards to blow some mudshits up whenever they ask you to join them and pay through the nose for their military goodsTry being India when you have to deal with US, chinks, pakis and various other idiots and it's playing on hard mode
>>144651435>population of 1 billion is playing on hard modeskill issue
>>144651462More of a will issue. Still, versus>1.4 billion chinks>600 million mudshit terrorists>300 million great satans>not hard modeStay in your little Southern Hemisphere safe space or switch places
>>144651552>NOOOO A NUMERICAL UNDERDOG CAN'T JUST HOLD ITS TERRITORYanyone know which people currently hold Afghanistan
>engaging with some skinny mong from sussex pretending to be a mentally ill jeet with an identity crisis on the internet
>no but steven may
>>144651661meant for>>144651688
haha eyequeem tabla x
>fat dograping a*glo shitter seething at being the US of A's most obidient lapdog
watching the cricket
The stairs keep going downNo way upJust gotta keep going downOnly the sound of my footsteps
>>144652900corrpropa good kittingtonahire imma hafta be sayin
any cricketing this week?
>>144656687it's an interesting discussion
If Zachy was taller (over 5 foot), would he have more success climbing? Or is his height not the issue?
>>144656839the problem is he's top heavy his massive forehead is very weighty and it means his weight isn't distributed evenly in his body
>>144656839He may have more success with women. For now he's settling for men
Bouldering later
getting bumdered now
Dragon quest XI is fucking long
Dragon slayer felt fucking long back in the day, but I bet now it would seem like nothing.I think dragon slayer 2 actually is long, but I've never attempted it.
Zachy b be like "corrrr love a good cock in me anorexic arse, need to go pick up some lads down the sofa gym and bring them back to fook me batty at me dire bedsit i can av the coom for me scran cos i cannae afford real food"
>>144657952haha true he did say that
>>144657952for a second I thought you were Zagbygood show
walking to bouldering
wanking to mumdering
it's actually Cry For Me that is song of the year
Starting to suspect the kiwi who only talks about zachy having gay sex every morning is in fact a manifestation of zachy's repressed homosexual yearnings projected through the safe medium of a vpn
>everyone is zachy>everyone is bard>everyone is sebbo
based scotland yard
>>144657952really enjoy your work mate
>Stokes open to white-ball return in McCullum's new regimele retires then unretires then retires then unretires man
at boulder Brighton if any of my dear and loyal fans want to come say hi
used to know this slag from Brighton i wish i fuckedonly thing i really care about from therelimerence looms
whos your favourite womens cricket player?im a phoebe litchfield simp
>>>/int/202648999
currently projecting a 6c+ (hard v5)
Nobody asked
>>144657952lmao SO true, this is zachy 100%
obsessed fat neeks
>too poor to afford lightshope parsiq pumps soon otherwise it's gonna be a long winter for ol noodle arms
He can't even afford to turn the lights on in his bedsit. Tragic cunt
bedsit with stairs
Not going to lie that shoulder does look a bit anorexic skeleton like
>he installed a balustrade to pretend he has stairsLmao. Absolute state of this cunt
>proceeds to liefat neek
>resorting to taking photos in the dark with a specially set up light source for max fraudinglmao the /fit/ photoshops were low but it's getting beyond sad now
cope on fatty enjoy your 12 hours of laptop today lmao
>>144658560you need to bulk mate
Zachy looks like he would get blown over by a light breeze
>>144658597ol toothpick arms gets tired after a sweaty spoon-lifting sesh
who's the tiny man and why does zachy have so many pictures of him
get told I I look strong all the time you guys are just obese and seethinglolimagine the collective body mass of the seethe rn lmao
People be like "wow that midget can lift 10kg, impressive"
>doesn't know what bicep curls are>m-my arms are fine you guys lol
probably twice as good at weighted chin ups as you you obese neek
would spin your chin lad
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cYL5yjjV8Awhy are they so obsessed with us?
Zachy is desperate to impress us. He's extremely insecure about being rejected by his grandfather and needs our validation.
just saw rumblings of a new gimmick fellas
our response cric-sisters????
The boundary rope and its consequences have been a triumph for the human race
Cricket should not be played in stadiums or with some sort of rope caging the players, if I want to absolutely wallop one and run 15 runs I should be allowed to, make the fielders actually work
>>144658795you've piqued my interesthow would you solve the problem of the potentially poor viewing experience for the in-person spectators?
>>144658809Just get the crowd to move out of the way of the incoming ball like they do in golf
>>144658809In person spectators are yo be abolished and replaced with SFH (spectate from home)
>>144658809a combination of the two above, if sad sacks wish to stand in the playing field in the rain (yes they play in the rain only pussies hide inside) they can, however drone cams will provide multiple angle viewing for those sat at home or unfortunate enough to live in a country where Cricket matches are not taking place
>>144658795instead of a boundary you have a crop of some sort to make finding the ball harder, each ground can choose what to grow. Sunflowers maybe? perhaps some brambles if they're feeling tough. as a bonus it weeds out the fat-cunt batter phenotype.
climbed a v8 today
climbed a v8.1 me
me? tripped on a uneven piece of pavement
fell off a balcony and pooed my pants
I present: the ultimate cricket ground.Just outside the 30m circle we would have a ring of golf-style sand bunker. This would prevent boring batsmen from scoring significant runs whilst playing the ball along the deck. Beyond that, we would have sporadic pot bunkers, both preventing certain shots from gaining maximum value and adding obstacles for fielding players.Further out we would maintain a strong North American decidious forest. It would be up to the home side to decide whether the predatory wildlife that occupies these woods is kept under control (or even boosted if one so wishes).
>>144658937there just needs to be more boundariesinner boundaries as it were, for 1, 2 and 3 runs.No one wants to wait and watch for batspersons to actually run. What helps cricket thrive? Money. How do you get more money? Entertain. How do you entertain? Boundaries. Less overs. Fireworks. Sirens. Commentators yelling instead of talking.Let's get it done.
god I fucking love money
>>144659007Amply-bosomed cheerleaders?
The field is marked with trapezoidal "Max" zones, one at each end of the field, beginning 60 metres from the striker's wicket, where the trapezoid is 40 metres wide, and extending to the boundary, where the trapezoid is 50 metres wide. Any ball hit into the Max zone doubles the number of runs scored from that ball, whether by running between the wickets, or a boundary four or six. Fielders may not be in the Max zone as the ball is bowled. Only the Max zone in front of the striker is valid for all these rules.
Nationwide introduced a 6x income mortgage for first time buyersCorr gonna leverage myself up to eyeballs
>>144659065Always bloody FUMING when these sorts of things get announced, because it just rewards the cunts who can't save money while inflating property prices furtherDeano is happy to take on a high-interest 50-year mortgage if it means he can keep up with the Joneses, while savingschads are btfo because deano can now compete for the same houses as them despite having no savings, causing prices to riseThe (((moneylenders))) are the only real winners, as per usual
Poor bard, make a gofundme and we can all chip in to help you out
>>144659087you're alright sometimes bard
>>144659087TBF I think the nationwide one works on the same LTV interest rates as their normal ones. Just if you go over 4.5 you can only get it as 5 or 10 year fix and need to earn over a certain amount Suspect it's as a response to places like Halifax and Lloyds jumping on the 5.5x wagon, which they had cornered before, but dunno if they charge more
My favourite character in Game of Thrones is the High Sparrow, a humble (quasi-Catholic) man who brings down (((the establishment))) due to his steadfast commitment to morality and justice
Mine's Emilia Clarke because sexo
>>144659097I'm happy to pay my own way in life, I just wish (((they))) would stop with these daft policies which make bricks and mortar so obscenely expensive>>144659107Thanks mate, you're alright ALL of the time x>>144659112Yeah guess it's aimed at typical London pseudo-yuppies in high paid jobs but completely unable to save because they simply MUST go out for drinks several times per week and buy coffee and lunch every day and have an expensive gym membership and subscriptions to numerous streaming platforms and four overseas holidays per year and so on and so forth>>144659127Never found her even remotely attractive desuMaybe something to do with the blonde hair and dark eyebrows, just doesn't sit right with me
Mine was Margery Tyrell. Phwoar what a whorish cunt she was. How good
>>144659135>Yeah guess it's aimed at typical London pseudo-yuppies in high paid jobs but completely unable to save because they simply MUST go out for drinks several times per week and buy coffee and lunch every day and have an expensive gym membership and subscriptions to numerous streaming platforms and four overseas holidays per year and so on and so forth20 year olds try to live the life of a 38 year old whos had a 150k+ income for 10 years. i would happily see them all fail to buy a house for the next decade, but i am conscious that these retards turn into socialist voters when they feel so deeply aggrieved by society
>>144659135she was brunette in Teminator Genisys but it wasn't that good from memory
bit weird that bard's whole life is based on getting money that he never spends
>>144658937*shits in ur midfield*
>>144659223It's called delayed gratification, notably absent in toddlers but usually developed by the teenage years
surprised how good this washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJafmetJwyk
>>1446591151 episode character >Born>Jail Cersei>Get killed
>>144659115I liked the actor who played sansa in the play-within-a-play thing. outstanding knockers
Zachy felt so left out by the off topic mortgage talk (due to his limited prospects) he just started rambling on about game of thrones
in waitrose corr sheppeys do an autumn cider it might not be for you but it is for me
>>144659308what the f you on about you neek
Might see if I can slip neek into my daily vocabulary
might try to hide my power level
Imagine jammy frauderson's seethe if the convict big 3 of cumshyte hazleshyte and starcshyte play and win an ashes past the age he was forced to retire
yur fet nuk
that cooper's sparkling just then went down a bloody treat, neck's feeling properly lubricated
Listening to My Chemical Romance
based zachy always reliving his early teens
get in
no longer in his bedsit?at his mum's house playing video gamesgrim
isn't a bedsit
oh my DAYS that would be embarrassing if you posted it at the age of 14, let alone 35. anime nonce
good game
imagine if you're a nice lady in york and you go around to zachy's bedsit for a bit of rooty tooty, only to see "dragon quest" on the tv screen. cunt would dry up instantly
Sucking a tangle foot
sucking a cock
posting it again
just gonna complete this one then I won't play dragon quest againwas on the bucket list is all
>>144659260what exactly are you planning? going on scenic trail runs in some remote, foreign national parks at the age of 80?
>>144659735no but Steven May
posting from my bedsit ladsI also have an extremely large forehead btw
>>144659650clearly not his house with those framed picturesadditionally the dragon quest logo looks suspiciously sharp considering the rest of the image is a lil fuzzy as is the usualsuspecting it's the shopman at work again
Reminder that India, that is Bharat, had such a massive trade surplus with proto-a*glo shitters (romans and greeks) that these proto-a*glo shitters started reducing the gold and silver content of their previously pure coins - and so being jew'd came into being.If only they stayed true to their Dharmic pagan roots instead of being sabotaged from within by the chr*stkikes
>zachy brings out his repetitive jeet persona once being btfoevery time
>>144659782Laptop off, meds, then bed you fat neek
>a*glo shitters whinging about mortgage jewry>start crying when it's explain that disgusting chr*stkike a*glo shitters created being jew'dEvery tlme
sucking a designer cider
>>144659723Lmfao
corr they voted yes to our payrise and it will be backdated so next paycheck will be nice I am financially saved
will pay for a few bouldering day passes that will
thoughts on the Mumbai Indians of New York, one of the cricket clubs in Major League Cricket?
think you should get your own team names, also your own players,
>>144659735Freeing myself from (((their))) cruel grasp, essentiallyAlready at the stage where I can buy a modest place near me in cash, or limit the (((mortgage))) I need to take out for something even bigger/nicerOr maybe I leave this God forsaken land once and for all, and live out my days in some thirdie shithole on the interestFinancial independence is the goal, essentially
>>144660074reckon you should've won the war then
>>144660126you're a boring cunt
bard is a man going his own way
If all the world was Hindu/Sanatani the world would be a far better place
>>144659927yeah same happening next monthAround 3000 gross backdated bonus (1600 or do after tax)
>>144660340Recommend delaying gratification and putting that straight into an index tracker (perhaps the Vanguard GTSE Global All Cap Index Fund). Maybe take out £0.60 and buying yourself a chocolate bar to celebrate the raise, I guess
>>144660363what chocolate bar can you get for £0.60?
FTSE, not GTSE
>>144660369Not sure, chocolate bars are unnecessary luxuries so I don't buy them anymore
my whole existence is an unnecessary luxury
The more things change
>>144660495The more Dharma stays the same
Nearly cracked the code with my southeast Asia itinerary. Obviously not as exciting as my South America itinerary (a work of rare beauty), but should keep things relatively interesting
oi bard lend us a £20 pls mate
>>144660719In this economy? Just can't justify acts of charity I'm afraid
>>144660548 neek
>in this economybut you've got 6 figures in savings. thats plenty
reckon you'd be best off just going wherever's got a good balance between cheap and safe and not giving a fuck about excitethumb a laptop or two for cash
>>144660742he might now but he didn't when living in donedon as he claimed (not quite a UC GOAT sister tier fib but still a pretty big one)>bro just buy beer cans and then go to the club, you'll instantly have loads of money lol
bored of this general load of nonsense and full of fat neeks
he won't leave though
i'm not fat retard
ignore the resident skinny neek and his malding
>>144660759Yeah there's plenty of places where that could be done pretty easily, for a much better quality of life than the UK. Doesn't have to be completely thirdie either, plenty of cheap houses in places like Spain and Italy too>>144660763Not sure I ever claimed to have saved figures in London desu, from memory it was at about £60-80k when I left. It's the subsequent freelancetoil that's really supercharged the savings, I've made over £100k with it but not spent any of it (except the tens of thousands they steal from me in taxes, the fiends)
*not sure I ever claimed to have saved 6 figures in London desu(Second error of the day, how embarrassing, wonder if I'm suffering from acute mental fatigue)
I pay your wages bard, never forget it
>>144660902Thanks mate, looking forward to adding them straight into my high-interest savings account when I get paid later this week x
>>144660820you are fat
>Zimbabwe orders to kill 200 elephants for meat>Also t10 league star players
>>144660847probably just going to fuck off to SEA me, and stay somewhere that hopefully has decent foodheard bad things about Bali and their booze, wouldn't be surprised if it stretched to their food perbeit>freelancetoilhow did you start getting jobs? thought about freelancing myself but every cunt, his dog, farmers and farmers' mums already is set up on fiverr and upworkthought it might take some time to get my first few jobs despite not being a jeet
>>144661335>farmers and farmers' mumsfuck i forgot my oxford comma
>tfw there is less than a week until the bog-loving blog-brother get btfo by the annual freshcunt Australian Summer Of Cricket™ infestation.
>>144661548didn't they threadsplit last year for some meme league general? can't recall seeing many of them except during the ashes
>>144661335Get yersen to Vietnam with a nice (Catholic) gf ladMy local church had a Vietnamese priest for a while and he seemed like a good eggYeah it's just Upwork for me (although I've taken my clients off platform now because those fiends have increased fees and made it much worse), took about a year of building up my work history and having to accept shit pay for good feedback before I could get a bit more choosy and make a decent income from it
grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ojhtq51Ya8
>>144661602yeah, frontal lobe alcoholic dementia will often make you invent completely fictitious events as you have.
>>144661698https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/bbl/you were saying?
it seems like an absolute no-brainer (aka the UK Mad Cow special) to have an AUS v IND game on the 26th of Jan as >we share days of national significance.
>>144661737don't recall the monologue precisely, but it was mainly about your homosexual proclivities
5 hours of hard yakka + 1 hour lunch got me £250 today
inmates
foster's really isn't that bad
latest dire take just dropped
much like you dropped 70cm onto a cushion
GOTTEM
>/cric/ is slowly becoming an SEA generalbeen observing this for the last yearinteresting
shows how grim it is
cheesy baked beans on toast for dinner
roast pork for me
going into london on saturday if anyone fancies porterhouse
insane how much more fun bouldering is than all other forms of exercise
pooterhouse donedon
>the crossfit of gen z>exercise
direst ever take
>>144662517As the most prolific blogposter here the direction of conversation unfortunately goes in whichsoever direction I want it toOnce I'm back from my SEA holiday we might become a rural Italy general
neek freak
isis it too earlyto go to bed
don't care for most of bard's blogposts myself but will never forget his brutal yet very measured takedown of certain nonce indian's lies about his cousin's salary that mindbroke the former so hard he left this general for over a year. corr
>whichsoeverwhy not just say 'whichever'
>>144662949yes you keep reminding us every week with almost the exact same phrasing
CAM ON BULAWAYO BRAVE JAGUARS
Small reminder /cric/ a*glo shitters were so mentally disintegrated by the Soul Limbo vocaroo they never posted another dograpingly out of tune vocaroo again
>>144663039Would change the intended meaning entirely>>144662949Thought that might encourage Zachy to drop the dire persona but alas he persists with it
gay sport
bouldering is so much better than /cric/
if you do it on mountains, not if your do indoor like olympicsthat was gay
>>144661605>increased feescuntsgonna have to find something i can do or learn more shit in the mean timeused to be really into webdev but shit's changed in 15 years and it's also flooded with jeets afaik
>>144661605>having to accept shit pay for good feedback before I could get a bit more choosy and make a decent income from itthought this might be the case
>>144664269cool braindead meme opinion you fat neek
>>144662132
everyones a fat neek when you're sporting those ol toothpick arms
>>144666674motherfucker shit bandwidth made me miss the get>>144666666
>>144663599>Z blogs about B blogs about made up poosona warsLevels of schizo I didn't know were poosible.
>>144666867>Levels of schizo I didn't know were poosible.where do you think you are
>>144666881Your mum's?
>>144666867Pre·Soul Limbo voc>endless stream of dograpingly shit out of tune a*glo shitter vocsPost-SLV>the quiet hissing of a*glo shitter mental disintegration from a little 3 chord blues with a Caribbean twist
>>144666950no but steven may
sup alds
look at the size of that opener haha
>>144666501what could i afford down under with £250? A tin of beans perhaps?
>>144667907meth mostly
>>144667684Nepo baby of a former paki terrorist wk
Imagine NZ lost both tests haha that'd be hilarious everyone would be laughing at them
im finna whip this hoe
>>144666448I think they take a flat 10% now all the time, whereas it used to start at 20% but then go down to 2% for longer-term clients (or something like that)That parts not too bad, the thing that's shit is they charge you "Connects" to do anything now, even to apply for jobs that you may not getAnd yeah, unfortunately you do get load of jeets spamming up the site>>144666472Twas ever thus, alas
Barbados Royals bros...
this is regicide!
>>144668157>both testshad no idea there was a second one haha
>>144668704How can a team with absolute unit Rahkeem Cornwall on the squad lose a match?
>>144666651t.5 pull ups max fat perpetual laptop thumber
going France
Zachy b be like "Je suis un pédé maigre et armé, s'il te plaît, baise-moi le cul, grand homme fort"
I think you all know what I'd do if I were Zachy
I'd heem myself immediately
We're already losing this test. Gonna stop acknowledging it. Cricket is dead to me
>check score>already have confirmation that I don't need to pay attention to this test because it's a lost causeactually kinda nice being a kiwi sports fan sometimes, not having to watch us frees up so much time for me to do other things
>>144666479>t. indoor fat neck monkey
>>144673914That's how any normal person follows test cricket desu , maybe watch for favourite batsmen or team score and waiting entire day to see a good balanced 5th day which can be won by either
>>144674187>which can be won by eitherNZ has never won a test match and never will, but I'll keep an eye on the score and tune in for a bit if Kane has a chance at a century
>Australian cricket legend Greg Chappell has revealed his beloved baggy green has gone missing.>Speaking on the Cricket Et Al podcast, the 76-year-old said the prized possession had mysteriously disappeared from storage, but didn’t go as far as saying it had been stolen.>Chappell said he put his baggy green in storage ten years ago but realised it wasn’t there when he cleared it out to move to Adelaide.another disgusting worn out aussie baggy green missingwonder how aromatic all the crusted cricket juices were on that thingfoul
why do they always make such a big deal about le fucking lost hat? actually about the hat in general... it's a hat lmao. they need to grow up
ausgaylians be like:>a cap:-/>a cap that is slightly baggy:-O
he ain't cappin' frfr
>in storage for 10 yearshis wife probably went in there and sold it because she thought he wasn't using it anywayt. knower
>In China “wearing a green hat” (戴绿帽子 or dài lǜ mào zǐ) is an expression that Chinese use when a woman cheats on her husband or boyfriend because the phrase sounds similar to the word for cuckold. This apparently dates back to the Yuan dynasty when the relatives of prostitutes were forced to wear green hats.
Surely New Zealand cricket has to be dissolved after this embarrassment of a series
>>144674365we can only hope
remember when warner made that big drama about retiring and losing his heckin cap on the eve of his retirement and then he turned up to play for australia next week anyway
Last round of county fixtures starts today, emotional timesLast four days of posting before I humbly take my leave for the winter*
>the spam is almost over
does the asterisk mean you aren't actually leaving?
>>144674517Prefer not to comment on what the asterisk may or may not signify
pavement sux lol
pretty sure the asterisk means that despite what it says on the trophy, the world as a whole knows they didn't really win itwe're talking about the 2019 wc, right?
>>144674517>>144674523>>144674617no but Steven May
The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out.The ones that go in are lean and thin.The ones that come out are fat and stout.Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out.Your brains come tumbling down your snout.Be merry, my friends, be merry.
>>144674524based
>>144674686Absolute rubbish
rhyming is a homosexual tendency
In a fairly data / code monkey heavy role, so obviously there's a lot of troons (clear links between autism and code monkeying and thinking you're a woman when really you're just a poof)Absolutely intrigued by the look that one of them has gone for, """she""" looks just like a blokey version of this lady (Brian Potter's love interest from Phoenix Nights)
real programmers use C and C++ but most code trannies use Go Python and Rust
back in NZbeing away truly does make you appreciate the country morequite a gem we have here
>team meeting with the girlboss>"I don't want it to be one of those meetings where I just talk at you all non-stop">40 minutes in and she hasn't stopped talking at us non-stop yet
>>144674769>programmersKek what is this 2023? Poogrammers don't exist anymore we have AI agents to do that shit
>AI make video games in 2024what world are you living inno wonder you're shit at test cricket
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