you now remember israel adesanya edition
First for Kendrick
Jon Jones? The greatest.
>i mean its a thread
>"It bothered me greatly," St-Pierre said, according to the Canadian Press. "It was one of the reasons I decided to step aside.>"I tried to change things and unfortunately -- maybe for money reasons, maybe for image -- they were not ready to do that. I tried in a very diplomatic way and it didn't work, so it's unfortunate, but I believe it will happen sooner or later.">Prior to the Hendricks fight on Nov. 16, the 32-year-old St-Pierre confirmed his participation in a voluntary program under VADA and invited his opponent to do the same. Hendricks eventually balked at the idea, when his management team learned VADA intended to foot the bill, as opposed to it coming out of St-Pierre's pocket. Hendricks didn't trust the relationship between St-Pierre and VADA, but still underwent drug testing performed by the Nevada State Athletic Commission.
FACT: GSroids REFUSED to fight under USADA
Jon Jones should be paid reparations.
Who is winning the ufc Maureen this weekend? Please discuss.
>>144632220you were the ultimate good goys for the soviet union and you only broke free when the ship was already on fire and sinking kek. We decided our allegiance and fought for it. Why would people descended from brits go against their own empire. We weren't subjugated like you.
>nigger>cheater>wife beater >junkie>faggot I friggin love Jon Jones!
We're eating good this week niggas>Tuesday Sep 24, 2024Contender Series 2024 - S08E07 - Schoenfelder vs. Voievodkin>Wednesday Sep 25, 2024Ares FC 25 - Younousov vs. MaltaFFC 81 - Vera vs. Lima da Silva>Friday Sep 27, 2024Budo Sento Championship 25CFFC 136 - Forest vs. RichardsOctagon 63 - Toktar vs. VyasONE Friday Fights 81 - Superbon vs. Nattawut>Saturday Sep 28, 2024BRAVE CF 88 - Jun vs. WesnerJungle Fight 130 - Guimarães vs. CostaPFL Europe 3 - Ray vs. LongUFC Fight Night - Moicano vs. Saint-DenisWe Love MMA 73 - Djukic vs. BilogrevicKrush.165>Sunday Sep 29, 2024Pancrase 347 - Saika vs. KumeRIZIN 48 - de Souza vs. GustavoK-1 World MAX 2024 Tokyo
>>144632304Excellent post.
>>144632236Fact check: FALSEThe UFC began their relationship with USADA in 2015, GSP fought Michael Bisping in 2017. Thereby he fought under USADA observation and was NOT popped for steroids
Protect yourself at all times, follow my instructions at all times. I want a clean thread. We went over the rules in the back. touch gloves now if you want.
Aljermayne
>Albuquerque >name is an alliteration >successful through forbidden substances >shit marriage >villain that lost the plotJon Jones is essentially Walter White
*not to scale
>>144632344>punches other poster in the back of the head intentionally
>>144632361Sugabros...
>>144632361Needs updating, might as well remove Jon whilst you’re at it
heeminder the salmon are currently migrating up the rivers to spawn. visit your nearest river to see them
>>144632387
You here spammy? It's me sneed, wat up wit chya?
Holloway vs Gaethje? Not bad, not good either. 1.5 stars.
>>144632408The real AGPeed died of a meth and doggy dick overdose, stop impersonating xer
>>144632293umm... you're chinese.
>>144632370Watch the back of the head! 15 more and I’ll consider considering taking a point.
>>144632427Meltzer is so tied to AEW that his reputation deteriorates as AEW declines
>>144632455This fag never had any credibility to begin with.
>>144632242zebragirls
take it elsewhere mandramapoofters
Fighters get an auto boy from me when they have no tatttoos especially when they are white (Muslims do not apply to this rule) JDM, DDP, Strickland Diaz bros are up there but the weed knocks points off.
>>144632448*to scale
>>144632477You sound gay
>>144632477Dricus has a queen of spades tattooed on his left bum cheek
>>144632475Dave Meltzer covers MMA as well. Said match of the year was Ribovics vs Zellhuber. He's a Mexico mark.
>>144632361jon is the only legit champ here. maybe islam
Dickus du PlesshitAsspissnalSean O`cuckleySean GOATcklandAlex PereGOATMeGOAT DvalishGOATsimple as
>>144632493>Dricus has a queen of spades tattooed on his left bum cheekAh he is a Shayna Baszler fan
>>144632429Nah I'm still doing just fine desu, hope you're all good. You know you and me are probably last OG heemsters who still post here anymore.
>>144632497>Dave Meltzer covers MMA former ufc judge
He cute, I can see why Dricus stuck his BWC in this boy
>dickass dump feces >shota strickgapedBoth are begging for a fill up from Zatdaddy
>>144632525This persona you have adopted is utterly foul.
Jean Jeans
>>144632525you now remember
why are muslims so gay?
I still can't find that picture of Petr Yan with the blue tracksuit, pretty sure there's a dance/moonwalk webm somebody posted too.
>>144632545Dribbusbros….
>>144632508Dana tapped that.
>>144632550
>>144632550She's 57 years old...
>>144632453>kisses opponent on the mouth
>>144632566some 1 was looking for this yesterday
>>144632427>look into his MMA contributions >Meltzer was a judge at UFC 18
>>144632545blk boy sissy clitty cope
>>144632568she still can get it everyday of the week. she got that firm hotwife milf body
>>144632478Updated
>>144632578Both need a fill up from Zatdaddy
>>144632587
No more race wars
>>144632566
The WW champ beats the MW champ. The LHW champ beats the MW champ. There was never a point when these two facts were not true.
>>144632587Have some self respect
renato moicano is 100% italian
>>144632590if your gonna go through the effort why not add belal?
>>144632633Who's that
>>144632587She is horrendous but I still agree with you
You can actually pinpoint the exact moment he has a blk boy sissygasm and submits to daddy Dricus's BWC
>>144632566Fucking hell, petr sure is wicked sick nasty based and hella litty titty 3000
We saw it the first time mate
>>144632197>you now remember israel adesanya editionI actually don't b speak for y'self
>>144632607Dricus would bully Belal.>never a point One that easily comes to mind is Liddell vs Silva, which Silva would have won.
Can someone post the webm of Merab dancing with hoes twerking in the background
>>144632662Spelling mistakes in that one, it's 6am lad, give me a break
>KWABsar is already back in russiaWhat a fucking bitch lmfao there’s 2 weeks til the event
Megan Olivi is pregnant
I could genuinely smash 90% of you that post here. And easily unanimous decision the remaining 20%.
Are you doing that passive aggressive little beta boy numale move where ya dont reply again?
Israel Adesnahya, bringer of nations, a man of the world. Chinese, african, new zealand. He is a global man in a global world.
>>144632687Lobussy ducked the rematch? I guess he knows he doesn’t have the skills to beat movdaddy
>>144632694Wonder who the father is. Maybe we'll never know...
Belal would make Dricus look like an amateur
When you hear Israel Adesanya speak you know that he's carrying the thoughts of all the world's nations.
>>144632633
Ban Sweden
>>144632607Nope and nope. Dricus will prove the latter.
>>144632719That's awesome
>>144632716Literally looks like Belal.
>>144632687smart move considering he gets battered short notice as well as full camp
>>144632718
>>144632716Holy shit diddy dump feces really is a bad version of Zatdaddy
It's time to face up to some hard facts:1) Jon Jones is the HW champion2) Jon Jones is the LHW champion3) Jon Jones is the #1 P4P4) Jon Jones is the GOAT
>>144632716
>>144632719Leon is not the champ
>>144632735Belal would be the hammer
>>144632754That's disputed
>>144632696You could never beat me dude. 5'8. 195lbs. Wrestling pedigree. BJJ purple belt. I'd take you down so fast your head would spin
>>144632743>mfw this post
Bet the house on sweden being a virgin
>>144632550There something extremely repulsive in seeing her try to do a cutie dance and pretend to be a young wild girl, while being a old hag, truly disgusting
Colby would easily beat Belal so the question is: How does Colby fuck it up?
>I will fight anyone>actually i go back to russia brazza lidl bet miss my child bride
>>144632740Based Israel. I agree with him on some of this. Part of the reason why universal education is pushed so hard is because it is indoctrination. I say this as someone who both enjoyed school and achieved very good results there.
>>144632761By who?
if bisping beat hendo then leon beat belal
Colbussy is the bad version of beastlal
>>144632754sorry
Belel should be cut
>>144632812Perfection
Israel Adesanya has traveled the whole wide world and seen humanity as it truly is. He has taken what he's seen on his travels and embraced it, embodied it, became it. He is truly human.
Izzy deserves another shot at the belt
>>144632842only after Usman gets a shot at MW gold.
>That Alpha BWC stare vs the blk boy sissy clitty BWC attraction dance
You now realize The Last Gynobender has a 100% loss rate to white men.>Vettori>Blachowicz>Strickland>Dricus 0/4
>>144632864Bro tried to sneak farrtori in there
>>144632790fair play I was 50/50 thinking they were just going to get some literal who bum like they did for poomnar but I guess they don't like shitsar that much.
>>144632864Factual post
Israel Adesanya has seen the world for what it is. All his actions and behaviour as a result stems from what he saw. Reflecting the human condition. Applause for Israel Adesanya, the human.
>>144632888Lagos: Become Human
This ain't a song for the broken-heartedNo silent prayer for the faith-departedI ain't gonna be just a face in the crowdYou're gonna hear my voiceWhen I shout it out loudIt's my lifeIt's now or neverI ain't gonna live foreverI just want to live while I'm aliveIt's my lifeMy heart is like the open highwayLike Frankie said, "I did it my way"I just want to live while I'm aliveIt's my life
>>144632864The most intelligent sharttori fan:
FACT: Israel Adesanya has a 100% win rat against sissystralians (Reddit Rob Whittaker and Reddit Rob Wilkinson)
>Braptina Stenchenko>McCANzie Dern>Michelle Watersports
>>144632876At least in the second fight jizzy won only by "you gotta beat the champ to be the champ" scoring. If shitrab beat cuckmalley then vettori is owed a belt.
Israel Adesanya once saw a child crying in the streets. It moved him so much that he decided to do the same. Cry.
>>144632822Who?
when i remember marvin vettori exists
Israel Adesanya once met a family of four who lived very rich lives. So, he became that. Rich.
>>144632864Brutal trvke for blk boys, they quite simply cannot compete with White men anymore, it's brutal
>>144632926Sure bud
>>144632790Will he get the Mokaev treatment?
Unironically what happen to vettori, where is he?
>>144632876Marvin beat him twice
>>144632926Merab visually broke O'Malley's spirit, which is interpreted by the rules as impactful grappling. Therefore he won 4 rounds to 1
>>144632953>>144632970blah blah blah things which aren't in scoring criteria.
>>144632942>posted in r/westerneurope4u >is an amerimutt LMAO
>>144632961Got in a fight with Brendan Allen in some casino
>A judge shall assess if a fighter impacts their opponent significantly in the round, even though they may not have dominated the action. Impact includes visible evidence such as swelling and lacerations. Impact shall also be assessed when a fighter’s actions, using striking and/or grappling, lead to a diminishing of their opponents’ energy, confidence, abilities and spirit. All of these come as a direct result of impact. When a fighter is impacted with strikes, by lack of control and/or ability, this can create defining moments in the round and shall be assessed with great value.Merab won on spiritual damage
Israel Adesanya once witnessed a war and decided to never put himself or any of his opponents through that ever.
>>144632982Fartorri is so shit his grappling attempts even got reversed, he literally did nothing
>>144632993>Impact shall also be assessed when a fighter’s actions, using striking and/or grappling, lead to a diminishing of their opponents’ energy, confidence, abilities and spirit.Merab 4-1 is the correct score. Breaking the opponents confidence is effective grappling
Marvin?Marvin will keem
Israel Adesanya has the world on his shoulder much like how Atlas carried the world on his.
ufc requires fifteen percent concentrated power of will
>>144633034The light was so cool in the sphere
Weak minded individuals like Leon and O'Malley who display obvious flagging confidence and crumbling spirit will always be at disadvantage against a wrestler
>>1446330895% pleasure man
>>144633123just how shit are colbitch and poosman
Vettori is essentially Metapod which means he will evolve into a beautiful butterfly one day
black women are desperate to serve Dricus's BWC kek. I've seen so many videos on tiktok of them talking about how seeing him beatdown and dominate a blk boy like sissysanya turned them on. black women long to be free of sissy clitty blk boys. Their wombs beg for White seed.
Fights always know what they felt, and who really won their fights.
vettori beats du pussy the same way sean did but easier
>>144632864>>144632876Italians are essentially North African, not white.
The men who have planted their feet at only one corner of the world has no idea what makes mankind human. Israel Adesanya has his feet planted at all the corners of the world.
>>144633123Unless the wrestler is a weak willed bitch himself
I am sick and tired of Sweden and Australia.
>>144633189A sick and tired englishman walked through the four corners of the world. What he saw was what made him sick and tired.
I can tell this card is gonna be INSANELY GOOD
>>144633189stop crying and do something about it
>>144633189
>>144633145When I was 16 in highschool I talked to this 36 year old black woman online and she drove 2 hours across the state to meet me at the beach state park I always hung out after school. She taught me how to eat pussy for real and then made me do the same with her asshole too on a small but steep hill surrounded by trees beside the parking lot. It was wonderful. Moral of the story? Black women will commit statutory rape 2 hours out of town in public just to get a tiny piece of those hot white dudes they worship.
>>144633233>>144633245no
>>144633131>pretending you don’t go on Reddit >seething over shartbin fartorri not being good The state
>>144633189One of them is spammy
If you walk and walk and walk around the world and then finally let your feet rest. Wherever you stopped at is where you made your home. Israel Adesanya never stopped walking and as such has no home. A sad tale.
>>144633259its not your fault anon
KWABOTY nominees for martial arts 2024Doumbe CedricMokaevAnthony JoshuaFrancis ngannouDeontay Wilder
>>144633296boxing is a martial art?
>>144633304It's a marital art
>>144633304It's MMA, marital martial arts
>>144633272Lmao, lmao! You have never had sex with a woman without paying, you genetic dead end micro-penis loser.(This is where you cut your losses and stop responding)
Wasn't Superlek vs Takeru this year add him to the list
>>144633324Here comes the projection
>>144633131You're quoting a fake quote from someone that wrote this book:>The White Image in the Black Mind African-American Ideas about White People, 1830-1925, Mia BayI think you might be jüdische.
>>144633286It was my fault, I specifically went on cougar dating websites and found big fat black ass dominant black woman to sit on my face. And the fact I pulled that off will NEVER go away will NEVER change, it's part of my memory forever. The smell, the absolute pheromones hnnnng.
>>144633344I have no idea what the fuck you're blathering about, how about you leave me alone and shut the fuck up now? I'm done here.
>I have no idea what the fuck you're blathering about, how about you leave me alone and shut the fuck up now? I'm done here.
>>144633389Why are you so angry?
>>144633279You need to stay more up to date on your /heem/ posters b
>>144633397I recognize that nose. Anthony Weiner. Got caught sending pics of his wiener to preteen girls.
>September 20th is now “Belal Muhammad’s day” in his hometown Chicago.
Shrimp boooooy anglo brits with that shrimpy little inferior pink penis clammy and curled up totally resigned to never breed women!! Fact!!
>No more bonus-ACK!
>>144633435the "bong" you're arguing with is a literal pakistani, you're on the same team
>>144633401Cuz you keep posting retarded desperate little whinge and moan dicklet betaboy replies to my messages. It's fuckin annoying potato head.
>>144633433wow what an honor maybe he can be shot during next years parade
>>144633433Belal Muhammed has had plenty of time to think up backup plans for contingencies against Shavkat, Usman, and any other fighter.
>>144633463Take a deep breath kid, breathe
"Bilal Muhammad, you are our city's ray of hope" - the mayor of Chicago
>>144632507For me, it's POOmar NurFAGomedov
"Belal Muhammad, you are an upstanding citizen of Chicago, Illinois. May god bless you with fortune beyond imagination" - the mayor of Chicago, Illinois
>>144633449Pakistani who lives on prison island kek, imagine having this be your life instead of being me. Blue eye big dick smart white American man. Just blessed to live the best possible lifestyle available on earth each and every day.
imagine if belel linked up with chief keef
HOW DO WE STOP HIM?
Who let xer get all methed up
>>144632757>OHHHHHHH HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE HIM WOBBLED STOP THE FIGHT
>big dick>smartMadame please.
"Belal Muhammad, you have showed the people of Chicago what it means to be Chicagoan" - the mayor of Chicago
>>144633435>>144633463buck broken blk boy is going through his period right now... he's going through what scientists call sissy seethe... when faced with White men, blk boys either activate their sissy clitty incel seethe defense mechanism or become cute sissy femboys
>>144633524just gotta wait for him to beat schaubcat and garry. after that geoff neal will win the rematch
"Chicago, you are in my thoughts. But in my heart there is only room for one place. Palestine" - Belal Muhammad, Welterweight champion of the world
>>144633479Shoulda tried that "no you mad" card 3-4 crybaby replies ago. It's pretty obvious at this point, now blow it out yer ass and move on.
>imagine being me I’d really rather not
"I dedicate this belt to my hometown, Chicago Illinois. But my heart goes out to Palestine" - Belal Muhammad
>>144633581Fucking hell stop posting and giving Sweden a worse reputation already
"If god is not on my side then I'll lose my next fight" - Belal Muhammad
I have seen no proof that Sweden isn't an AI
>>144633601Sweden is a country
>>144632233Does George think we don't know he was on shit lol he had the worst case of roid gut in the organisation
>>144633597>>144633581Excellent posts.
>>144633601there's no A or I in Sweden
Madame got real quiet all of a sudden...
Belal is such a fake palestinian. If I gave a damn at all about that patch of dirt I'd smack him.
Every time sissysanya fights White men the results are the same, he ends up mounted, feminised, and buck broken. It's kind of cute really, you can see him embrace his natural blk boy femininity each time a strong White man puts him where he belongs. First it was painting his nails and dyeing his hair, then it was playing with dicks... now after this Dricus loss, chances are he's going to become a full sissy slut for BWC, I dont think any blk boy could resist after what sissysanyas been through
>>144633621>i'm whiteYeah ya 100% Lombard just like vettori b I'm sure.
It's 7 AM in Australia bro is posting this first thing in the morning
FACT: Madame Xneed has sex with biological males.
>>144633563Buddy you draw pictures of me, you look me up online, you have a folder with multiple photos of me inside, and you talk about my big 7 inch penis regularly.It's difficult to believe you DONT wanna think about me, you parasocial paraplegic no life no job dumb fuck. Welfare or die, you zilch.
>>144633652These posts are triggering Madame Xneeds AGP bro, you’re getting xer all hot and bothered
I'm not sneed
>big>7 inchPffffffffffft oh Madame
>>144633601Could AI write this?Feet on ground, hands touching the sky. As I walk I drag the clouds with me. The blue of the sky turns red as the day nears noon, and when night comes I keep on walking, even in the pitch black I keep on going. The only friends I have are stars in the night sky, the sun does not like me, and the moon sees me not. I am alone for most of my walk.
I am 50% white and 50% Swedish
>>144632408>enters the thread desperate for attentionTypical woman!
FACT: Madame Xneed has AGP, sucks on AGDP, and does NOT change her DDP(autogynephilia, a giant dog penis, dirty diaper panties)
>>144633693talmbout gayton tallbutt b?
>>144633433why?
>>144633693and 100% human.
I only respect brazzas and russians
>no Job Madame Xneed got fired from Walmart LMAO
>>144633727Brothers and Ruskis?
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/madame%20xneed/start/2024-08-01/
>>144633537>>144398865>>144399005>>144399294Aussie's schizophrenia hits different when you know he has a real demented fetish.
You are so desperate for human interaction. Spends all day on 4chan sitting inside no job no girlfriend no life just welfare and your wheelchair.
>>144633727you're from bleedin pakistan m8
>>144633750Our resident heavy bag
Erm, welp, I think that's enough interwebz for me today xD
Madame Xneed is reaching new levels of projection tonight
>>144633761You got fired from Walmart and only have sex with men and dogs
>>144633756This one isnt me>>144399005blk boys are literally women compared to White men, it is not gay, it was never considered gay historically.
All the stars are here....
The way you spend your life all day on 4chan posting nonsense drivel with nothing interesting to contribute ever? Yeah you had better have a god damn wheelchair or some kinda excuse. Living like you do with working legs is even worse.
Madame's brain and bussy are rotted beyond belief
>fired from Walmart
>You got fired from Walmart Spammy you haven't had a real job for over 2 years. Reality check ya worthless sack-of-shit.
mma please
>>144633846
>>144632566Holy WHAT?
>>144633857thanks
>fired from Walfart
Walmart has a no AGP policy
>watching DC's interview at Merab's house>"hey so Aljo lives right next door to you that's weird">*nervous laughter*>"so do you have a girlfriend right now?">*nervous laughter* "no just training brazza">"boyfriend?">*aljo looks away and both merab and aljo are sweating bullets* "NO!!!!!"Has there ever been a more obvious gay couple in UFC history? Everyone knows they're fucking but they won't admit it. Merab literally tried to have sex with Sean in the fucking cage and people still won't accept that Merab and Aljo are gay.
>>144633537>>129852780I get it now, anon. I didn't have the full picture where all this stemmed from. I won't be bullying you any more. I'm sorry you were born with a 'little white sissy clitty'. I don't know how I would live with a micro either. I would probably lash out in far worse ways myself.
>>144633883Brave and inspiring desu
Who’s xhe talking to?
>>144633616i'll make sure to page him about it
You haven’t had a job since then either madame
Israel Adesanya has a breast
She's half trans, bigot.
>>144633931Post body
>>144633970Madame xneed 3/4 trans actually
>>144632687Lopes could find a fight on 4 hours notice, nobody wants to fight Mosvar with two weeks to prepare.
figgy should fight merab
>>144633149This is true of o'malley vs yan as well
>>144633883Aljo has a fiance
>>144633978You need to stop being so hard on yourself Madame
>>144634011beard
>>144632361>Tom gets to wear flip flopswhat does this mean???
getting fired from Shartmart for abusing the customers is actually based though
>>144634011Why did he keep trying to suck Sean's cock then? And why does he bottom for Merab?
>>144634014Xer legs really rotted away form the toxic epidermal necrosis? That’s rough
Hey, Sneed?
>>144634033It is if you don’t spend the next 3 years smoking meth and taking doggy loads while accusing other people of being jobless
>>144633259>>144633355I‘m crying
>>144633524Is belal's thumb the secret behind his grappling prowess
>>144634039>Why did he keep trying to suck Sean's cock then?he pieced up sean on the feet, got dropped once and then the fight was stopped prematurely
I thank god he didn't make me like some individuals itt.
>>144634051maybe he can become certified to handle food, there is still hope
>>144634079AGP ia Madame's punishment
>>144634083I think the toxic epidermal necrosis may be a problem there
>>144633692The Sky Turns Red At Noon: The Israel Adesanya Story
>>144634079You should thank god for making you mexican
What is this maneuver called?
>>144634113Draging feet
>>144634113Why are some people allowed to giga roid in the UFC like DDP but others have to limit their gear use? It makes no sense.
>>144634127You tell me
>>144634059>call a heembulance>but not for me!
>>144634113Low single leg.
>>144634113Australia? What is this called?
>IMMA SHOW YOU WHERE YOU FR-ACK.
Dragging the waters
If Max tries to do the ground point thing to Topuria he's getting insta-slept. That only works if you're fighting jobbers like Gaycheese or Candler. Anyone above Kattar-tier and you're getting obliterated.
Xhe really does think xhe's talking to one singular person doesn't xhe
Where are all the female jewish fighters?
topuria flails arm punches and hopes for the best
>>144634170It only worked on gaychee because he had just spent 4 rounds mouthbreathing and getting btfo
>>144634106True, im thankful for tamales, mole and tacos.
You aren't really gonna pretend you work right? God that would be sad desu.
Max points to the gound while Ilia points to the sky. What does this signify? That one of them wants to keep things grounded while the other aims high. Yeah, Max vs Ilia will be something else.
>>144634113The diddy plessis dicksuck
josh emmett was on a zero fight winstreak and after 25 minutes illlia killed himvolk was on a zero fight winstreak and after losing the first round illlia killed himjust cannot see any avenue for a max win
>>144634194Yeah but he's roidmaxxed like Volk so he can just spam them without ever getting tired. Natty Max can't do shit against that.
When ilia wins he'll become the lineal bmf champion
Max will have to go low while Ilia takes the high road. Yeah, Holloway vs Topuria.
>>144633992at least 3 guys offered to fight him lmao
topuria is essentially garbrandt
Maximum Holloway vs Minimum Topuria
Madame is essentially a woman
I don't like that fight. Don't wish to see neither of them getting heemed
If Max fights against Ilia like he did Gaethje he will probably miss his punches.
>>144634247Source?
>>14463419415 times has topuria flail his arms hoping for the best and 15 times the best has happen.
Garbrandt obliterating prime Dom was the greatest UFC performance of all time. In retrospect, it was the greatest "I need all the power I'll ever have" moment in UFC history as well.
>>144634284The Power of Hope
>>144634275Banger, guaranteed heem.
weird thread
>>144634304As weird as you haha
>>144634304>madame AGP status: triggered
>>144634304
Max's weakness seems to be extremely short people. He just swings and misses them.
>>144634275what about MVP vs Wonderpedo?
>>144634314
>>144634281Silva, Brito and Lickon asked for the fight
>>144634319wonderboy is fighting buckley in 2 weeks
not only is max unheemable but he finally learned how to heem
>>144634332Proof?
>>144634337Ah but his weiner is tiny
Max Holloway's real name isn't Max Holloway
>>144634192making propaganda for the idf
>>144634334oh right I totally forgot Buckley existed
Min Smalloway
>i fight anyone brazza>gives up and goes back to russia 2 weeks before fight night
Heeminder that Dustbin KO'd Max and Gooby almost KO'd Max.
>>144634319That matchup doesn’t run away and they try to establish some younger guys against old guys like MVP and Thompson
GOATs
>>144634275based. great fight and the cherry on top would be seeing either of these lanklet hypejobs getting zeemed. for that reason we most likely get two rangepussies staring at eachother for three rounds.
Max Averagesizeway
Lobussy ducked the rematch
Lagom Lagomway haha only swedes will get that one
>>144634370
>>144634388*fucking kills you*
Heeminder that Chimaev is going to inevitably pull out again.
>>144634389Nope, I'm a TapologyTitan.
>>144634377>still pissing his jocks at the based heeming nerdsget over it mate
Evloev refused to fight
Essentially female?>No job and unable to take care of yourself? >Worthless little shrimp weiner that will never cum inside a woman?>Emotional, easily triggered, and obsessed with other peoples live or drama>Fucks their pet dog regularly Shrimmpy YOU are essentially female. I just like to fuck trannies.
>>144634398*lives*
>>144634387>i want fight brazza any time any place brazza he was tweeting callouts while on a flight home kek
>>144634428MMA?
These two deranged faggots do the same fucking meltie every day of their miserable lives. I sincerely hope for their sakes these are just two AI chatbots sicked on us for some twisted social experiment. You both ought to be in asylums.
>>144634433Lobussy ducked a second dicking from his daddy I’m afraid
Now go back and actually read my post this time Shrimmpy you chicken shit bitchass.
Madame's headcanon is getting more unhinged by the day, must be the drug abuse
>>144634464Mixing of the martial arts?
If you don't want to fight it's okay. There's too much stigma surrounding fighters who don't fight. Sometimes fighters want to do something other than fighting and that's okay.
>>144634442AGP
>>144634479
If Max Holloway is lying to you about his name, what else is he lying to you about? And to himself?
I dmed evloev that I was prepared to fight him and next thing I knew that rat had scurried on to the first plane back home to his goat cave. KWAB.
>>144634478Are you one of the Teymur brothers?
Evloev has NEVER defeated me in the cage. He's a wimp.
There's a microchip in Diego Lopes' neck
>>144634471>You haven't worked for over 2 years>Are handicapped >Tiggered when penis size is even mentioned (4.5 inch hotdog peen)
There's a bug under Madame Xneed's skin
>>144634509Based brazza terrorizer
Gets the Mrs addicted to the snow and gets her to undergo massive bimbofication. A man of culture.
>>144634565Well xhe is a bug chaser
>>144634576Dee is the ideal loyal slampig woife. Gooby is a winner through and through.
>>144634565There's a bug inside your pants.
>>144634523Timur? No no that's before my time, when horses did more than racing. Yeah.
Uh oh, that one got him lmao
Madame doesn't even realise xhe's always the first to start talking about penises (they're on xer mind 24/7)
Madame Xneed has phantom penis syndrome following sexual reassignment surgery
>>144634618You have at least one photo of my much larger penis saved on your pc. True or false?
>>144634576Conor McGregor is living the life we all wish we had.
The division is ducking movdaddy
>>144634636FALSE on both accounts.FACT: I have no pictures of you saved to any of my devices.FACT: I am taller than and have a larger penis than you.Try again next life Madame, perhaps God won't curse you with AGP
>>144634636The only people to see your penis are 14 year old boys on Grindr and local stray dogs
Did you, or did you not save multiple photos of Sneed- Including but not limited to one shirtless photo??
>>144634377Why don't they make two boring point-wreslting decisionators fight and take each other's winstreak but are more than willing to pitch heemer against heemer?
evloev doesn't deserve a cheque
>>144634686>two boring point-wreslting decisionatorsGee i wonder why.
>>144634646Compared to him you can hardly call what we're doing living
>>144634665You gotta realize that absolutely nobody is falling for this right? You are not smart, like at all lil guy
yall nigga is chicken shit. me? why, im chicken salad.
Whatever helps you cope Madame, God knows you need it
SlamDADDY
how gay do you have to be to call a nigga daddy?just call him nigga or something. slamnigga
washed up posters
>>144634800heh he indeed slams many niggasup their ass lol
What are some mma trvth nvkes?For example jiu jitsu doesn't work
you retards better be on your best behaviour for Mr. White's Debutante Ball tomorrow night.
>>144634538say it aint so
>>144634829weight classes are perfect as they areweight cutting is not an issueweight bullying does not exist
>>144634781>No brazza you can't have beautifull hair and look like a greek god, you must have retard buzzcut juss like me, dis number one real man hairHow convenient that the mandatory buzzcut of Khabib's gym fits Khabib's face shape so well but it demolishes everyone else's aesthetic
>>144634863how did the leg lengthening surgery go
>>144634829you can't be knocked out unless you believe you can be knocked out
>>144634861TrueTrueTrue>>144634894TrueDamn
>>144632197>Alex Pereira by KO>Beterbiev by KO>Renan Ferreira by KO >Ilia Topuria by KOGive me a good reason not to make this parlay
>>144634939The last 3 aren’t happening
>>144634939it’s your life b
>close friend of Usman turns out to be one of Diddys sex slaves
>>144634985Kamaru "The Raped" Usman
>>144634985You mean Henry “the fleshlight” cejudo?
>>144635000Did Bruce Buffer really need to say this in front of those in attendance and all the UFC fans watching around the world?
>>144634985
>>144635000Afraid so‘
No one ever talks about Petr Yan’s incredible ability for height frauding
>>144634663Movsar REFUSED to fight at catchweight
>>144634939>>Alex Pereira by KOIt's a good season for underdogs>>Beterbiev by KOBeterbiev is like 50 and Bivol is very good defensively >>Renan Ferreira by KOHe's not actually good>>Ilia Topuria by KOMax's chin REFUSED to crack
>>144635091Ilia doesn't actually hit that hard>Volkanovski Had his chin flushed by Makhachev and was always a bit chinny in the first place, was getting wobbled all over the place by Max and Mendes, even Yair managed to make him go chicken leg for a bit>Emmett 40 years old and Ilia couldn't finish him. Jeremy fucking Stephens KOed Emmett>Bryce MitchellWas making Ilia miss all over the place like a retard. Even Emmett could flatline this bum>Jai HerbertTHE????????????????>Ryan HallFluke
brazzas i ate too much pizza
>>144635269Ok dumbass
>>144635091Damn that kerimov nigga looks like if rda and islam has a child
>>144635288Bizza
>>144635000>>144634985Did you guys not know by now that everybody you see on tv is part of the gay sex club aka baphomet club aka synagogue of satan?
I didnt think madame xneed was real, turns out brit was right the whole time
>>144635361Many such cases
>>144635361brown paki that calls men daddys vs literal tranny fucker is heem's palestine vs israel
>>144635400truly the only loser is everybody else being forced to roll in the mud with those pigs.
>Angomed Monkeylaev? guys a m-m-MUNSTER, b.
>>144635582OMG he freaking lost?!?! Only undefeated fighters are good!
>>144635598it's not the loss itself, it's the way in which he lost
Whos ready for a K-1 thread?
>Renato Moicano is 35He's 100% getting heemed this saturday, isn't he?
>>144635638It wasn't a good look, but it doesn't take away from the fact that he's the best fighter in the division and has proved that every time he has fought.
>>144635598>Only undefeated fighters are good!Correct. Plus he kwabbed out with like 3 seconds left to a triangle. In any case, your concnession has been accepted.
>>144635691you're making it too obvious b
76 days until Gane fights.
>>144635694>correct You're just being disingenuous, no point in arguing with you. >>144635708It's true.
>>144635639hell yeah
>>144635684he is a bit chinny
>>144635729you are easy to revv because you are brown and don't watch the sport.
>>144635748I am white and I do watch the sport.
Yall newfags better not be for real slandering my good name on here acting like I won't check your bullshit.
>>144635766
>>144635638Pereddit tapped out to a 155er
game should be euthanised
I moved to Australia, I also love Ciryl Gane btw
INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT ALI CONTROLS HIS FIGHTERS' TWITTERShttps://x.com/AnkalaevM/status/1838360040216105215"Ankalaev" posted this image 15 minutes ago. Time on the phone says 4:30. That's Vegas time, i.e. Ali's home. Ankalaev is in Russia right now.
>>144635835so?
>>144635835don't care
>>144635835He doesn't even use his own twitter?!
>>144635723>>144635807I just heard terrible news from Gane's camp. Appartently the fight will have to be moved back until at least mid-way through 2025. Gane did so well in his last film role that the production have called him back to play co-lead in a new film; French Riveria: A Passionate Romance of Gay French Lovers - Part Deux.
>>144635835Shocking revelation
>>144635887ankalaev can't read
>>144635835Instantly perceivable by anybody reading a single tweet from an illiterate dagi. Well, so long as you aren't an inbred as well.
>>144635835Ali doesn't manage AnkalaevAnkalaev is managed by a man named Rizvan MagomedovHe may have hired an independent social media manager to post on his accounts
>>144635901Omg I loved part one... >.< I couldn't believe they managed to get Volkov and Aspinall for the BWC gangbang scene... Gane was probably cleaning cum out of his holes weeks after >.<
>>144635582Rakic ends this meme brazza can
It's almost 10 AM where you are take a shower and get to work nigga
>>144635977you think ali tweets about ankalaev all the time for fun or what
>>144635977Rizvan works for Alihttps://dominancemma.com/our-company/
GDS
>>144636021Madame wishes xhe looked like this
Wait so a different guy does all the hard work of managing Ankalaev and negotiating with the UFC while Ali posts on his Twitter accountWhat the fuck is this guy's problem
>>144635977>>144636033when trying to look smart goes wrong kwab do your research next time
>>144636058The shape of his fucking head for one
>>144636042Gaped diaper sneed?
>>144636058Ali manages a lot of Russian fighters. Rizvan provides boots on the ground for that part of the world. All the negotiating with the UFC is still done by Ali
>>144636042Gane does suck?
>>144635835Honest, unironically question, who the fuck cares?
>>144635835Ankalaev above Perredit makes no sense. He doesn't have a single win better than Blachowitz, Jamahal or Prochazca.
>>144636159either we talk about this or we talk about Gane having gay sex
Stipe knocking out jon is the best possible outcome.
>>144636143Ganey loves a good suckle
>>144636170He beats johnny walker 50% of the time
>>144636197Why is it that if Gane is mentioned you immediately feel compelled to make homosexual posts involving him?
>>144636197So yeah, i think ali is a little bit sneaky rat posting from fighters accounts.
>>144636170You just don't have the eye for it brotha, sorry.
>>144636159It stops people from shitting on fighters for their tweets
lads which one of these are the current rules for mma?https://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/unified-rules-mma-july-2022.pdfhttps://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/unified-rules-mma-2019.pdfthe first one is clearly older but said ammended 2022 which is more recent than the second one. I've also heard some states still go by the old rules so the judging of the fight depends on where the fight takes place.
>>144636271everyone knows ali runs his fighters twitters
Getting pretty hungry here, gonna have to eat some scran soon
Americans want to be Brits so badly.
>>144636347Did goobert have money on dubois? or is there some other reason he's hyped up like this
>>144636378>or is there some other reason he's hyped up like thiscocaine
>>144636378hes just a fight fan bhe seemed devastated for AJ but also excited for duboishes pretty expressive as it is but probably enhanced by coke
>>144636389ah yeah that'll do it
bloody hell. i'm off to watch some footy innit
which fighter is good at calculus?
>>144636375Why would we want to be brits you guys just produce bad fighters
>>144636438White American champion status?
>>144636276https://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/unified-mma-rules-rev-july-2024.pdfThese have the most recent amendments that go in effect this November
>>144636438The best fighter on the planet is British.
>>144636449jon jones still hw champ still p4p #1
let the leaf make the thread
>>144636438
>>144636491I won't
>>144636450>AMENED WITH PROCEDURES AUGUST 1, 2023kek the fucking typos in these are wild. where did you even find this I'm on abcboxing website and don't see this shit anywhere?
>>144636526>>144636526>>144636526
>all that instant seetheRentFuckingFree
>>144636496
>>144636482The gay Nigerian?
>>144636496If the black ones are from African then why aren't the white ones from Europe?
Yo, every time I check into the thread I had better see an English flag spamming psychotic nonsense. I need him getting triggered by any given word or image into a full mental collapse. And LATELY he's been pretty chill almost normal and that's not gonna fly with me. I have become accustom to this. Don't you dare unrev him.
