Top NFL Headlines - September 23, 2024Update: X-rays on Justin Herbert's ankle are negativeFalcons OT Kaleb McGary believed to have MCL sprainMalik Nabers is first player with 20+ catches, three TDs in first three NFL gamesBrian Callahan sticking with Will Levis as Titans starting QBReport: Sam Darnold to undergo MRI for knee injuryCowboys owner Jerry Jones has no offseason regrets after Ravens RB Derrick Henry's 151-yard outing against Dallas: 'We couldn't afford [him]'Browns DE Myles Garrett to consider offseason foot surgeryCowboys' Lawrence: We need to stop 'playing little league football'Eagles DB accuses Saints of 'playing dirty' as DeVonta Smith injuredAntonio Pierce says some Raiders players made 'business decisions' in loss to PanthersSean Payton on Bo Nix after first win: 'This guy is going to be something'QB Skylar Thompson suffers chest injury in Dolphins' lossPatrick Mahomes feels 'I haven't played very well' despite team's 3-0 start to season Go Rams!
>>144632767My Steelers :)
>>144632773ARE POOP!
Hawks going 4-0 to 7-0
>12 secondsHow sad is that life?
KANGZ OF DA NORF
>>144632767Why is it always rams and niners fans fighting
>>144632800Rival gangs
*joins thread*
>EZ win over the Pack>Loins never beat the Xhehawks>CalebLife's good, KANGS.
>>144632800hispanic fanbasessame reason you see chargers and cowboys fans fighting a lot
>>144632777>What team is he on now?Not saying he's great but it's a fact that the Chiefs don't look the same without him.
QB1
i'm gooning rn
>>144632800Division rivals.
>>144632800Mexicans
>>144632767damn kittle got rocked trying to impress that asian chick
>>144632805This kid has horrible parents. The political hire fan is simply posturing.
>>144632813HE CAIN
>>144632800>why are brown people dumb and violent
>>144632813gayleb should've held out for a different team lmao
hold out for this bussy
>>144632835not all rams fans are brown
Joey Bitch boi going 0-3
I have motherfuckers texting me asking if I'm okay, that's how embarrassing this shit is. There needs to be drastic changes, if this isn't a wake up call for everyone on the coaching staff and the players then there needs to be change.If Davante is going to drop half of the balls thrown to him then trade him. If Zamir has the vision of Ray Charles then bench him. If Minshew is going to hold onto the ball and dance around the pocket like a ballerina then bench him. If Getsy is going to be actually mentally retarded then fire him and call up Scott Turner to run the offense. Brock Bowers, I love you.
Ya seethe?
>>144632788Based
>>144632814pump that goonstick you naughty boy
lol gayleb
officiating errors have benefited the chiefs more than travis kelce this season.
>>144632805Wow, people from Louisiana are remarkable. Look at that kid, his teeth naturally grow in fucked up looking with several missing. I always southerners lost them over time.
>>144632846>Despite only making up 95 percent of the fanbase, they're responsible for 100 percent of the fights
>>144632848b-but muh antonio pierce kekarooooooo i've pissed on the raiders since they fired grugod
>>144632848Trip on, Temujin.
>>144632767What is it with NFL fans and fighting? I'm surprised the kind of people who get into fights in public can even afford to buy NFL tickets. You rarely see this kind of stuff at NBA games, MLB games, or hockey games despite those sports all having much longer seasons. Meanwhile, the NFL has a retard brawl every week.
>>144632773ARE EPIC AND 3-0! :)
>>144632788>>144632851
>>144632851Is this not grounding?
>>144632851Not opening this
>>144632849>eternally BTFO‘s the doomer panthers poster
>>144632849the white man marches on
>>144632796*smacks lips profusely*AYO HOL UP
>>144632863MLB fans are too oldNHL fans are too whiteNBA fans know everyone's carrying a gun so it ain't worth it
>>144632850>Ya seethe?No, Ya-Sin
>>144632861As her husband I told her trip off for a little bit. I'll let her put it back on. Sorry. Do you want to fuck my wife btw?
>>144632851>>144632867>was going to ask for webms of this when I got home from work>didn't even need to based, thanksalso OH LAWD HE COMIN
>>144632773>>144632865I'm kinda fascinated with the Steelers' ability to take the most fucked up and hilarious team compositions possible and somehow make them good
>>144632863if they can afford tickets they can afford beer, simple as
>>144632863The other sports you mentioned are low test
>>144632871The TE (83) is in the area
My Vikies need to make this their jerseys going forward. Much cleaner than their main ones.
Lamar and Patrick fell off
>>144632871Looks like illegal touching unless that guy reported eligible
>>144632886"Yeah Sin!"Least devilish Raiders player
Does anyone have the delightful webm of DeVonta Smith getting KO'd yesterday? It was truly SOVLFUL hit.
>>144632863you would think paying the equivalent to someones average mortagage payment would bring out the best fans and prevent this sort of thing - unfortunately we are all trash down here in California
>>144632891If you have any more clips you want webm'd, let me know
This might be his year to finally win MVP
>>144632886I'm a chiefs fan, but that little booty is cute!
How tall is Andy Dalton? Cats are saying Bryce is too short, but is Andy really even that tall!?
>>144632928Jordan Davis big man sack. Looked like a fucking bear running at Carr
>>144632798I'm tellin' you Cletus, we was Vikings an shit. I seen it on History Channel after mah bigfoot huntin' show was over
Brownoids just aren’t people
>>144632863So cal anon here, Mexicans take sports very seriously and there still is a large white trash population in the inland empire too, no shortage of drunk dads who like to fistfight over nothing at all
>>1446329366’7
>>144632931Jags are gonna win tonight screencap this
>>144632931wrong
>>144632863>you never see this in *shit that nobody watches*Tree falls in the forest
>>144632931>eliminated in the divisional
>>144632936Hes 4 inches taller than bryce
>>144632898how do they even afford tickets? Are they taking out loans to buy them?
>>144632944Simmer down, L'rongelo. It's been a long time since Mexicans too your laborer jobs
>>144632957>chokes against the injured RamsYIKES
>>144632936High as an elephants eye
>>144632889>Do you want to fuck my wife btw?Yes
>>144632969Some people save money and dont blow it on scratch offs and 40s
>>144632943lol Packtards are so mad right now
>>144632940Got you
>>144632848>If Davante is going to drop half of the balls thrown to him then trade himHim getting KO'd so badly by The Bears that he had to spend the night in the hospital was kino
so whats next for the dolphins?
>>144632969for alot of people saving up 6- 7 months out of the year for football in the fall is totally normal.
What about Drake Maye?
>>144632940>>144632983
>>144632969i am told they are quite adept at customizing car interiors
>>144632990Another 40 years of irrelevance
>>144632800Aside from the obvious it's a Crips vs Bloods thing.
>>144632931>S-seventh season's the charm!!
>>144632994Fix your oline first.
>>144632990pissing away tyreke's last years while they fade in to an around 500 team with frauddaniels
>>144632983NOM NOM NOM
>>144632990Tuna cannery
>dolphins are the only team in the nfl to not have lead for a single second this whole year
>>144632990Holding on to MUH UNDEFEATED SEASON and MUH RINGLESS WONDER DAN MARINO while going 5-12
>>144632983lmao you can see the fear of god in carr
guys haha its impossible for the bemgals to lose today right? Hah
>>144632848I will take Davante off your hands for one conditional 4th round pick and a swap of 7ths
>>144632996poor carr
>>144632978And some people are faggots who take an 8 year loan out to pay full price for a car that immediately drops to 40% value as soon as they spray bussy juice all over the front and back seat
Dem pants
Am I really supposed to listen to my doctor’s advice about my cholesterol and alcohol abuse? Everything they did during Covid shows that their profession is a joke.
>>144633014>picture for antsits 2024 update your folders
>>144632994currently unsuitable
>WE WUZ VIKANGZ!!!!
>>144633018Post your slip
>>144633030Is it too early to start super bowl conversations about the Panthers? NFC seems wide open
how do the bengals cause so much seethe? Lamar and Mahomes fans running rampant?
>>144632992>save up 7 months to go to a football game>get kicked out and spend the night in jail for fighting money well spent
>>144633006he's deserved it a few years now but he's not diverse enough
>>144632994Be bad for several seasons until they fire Mayo
is tua gonna play next week?
>>144633031you shouldnt need a doctor to realize you gotta take care of yourself
>>144633031how many pills did your doctor try and put you on? if the answer it more than zero, find a better doctor
>>144633040knew he was a crossdresser
>>144633051he can't, they put him on IR. he's sidelined for at least 3 more weeks
>>144633031Just dry out for a few weeks.
>>144633008Hopefully another kino Tua KO
>>144632994>Black HC Patriots aren't digging themselves out of the hole anytime soon lmao
>>144633014
>Watching replays of the Lions game>Arnold commits what would have been blatant DPI if Kerby hadn't picked off the ball firstThe fuck is wrong with this kid? Was he this bad at Alabama?
>>144633043panthers - vikings conference championship would be amazzeballs
>>144633047>never been kicked out of a club beforefor some the experience is worth it alone, and thats why they pay so much - its entitlement
>>144633045Bengals make me seethe because they make me lose money when betting
>>144633045He said like 2 things that cuckservatives didn't like so here we are
>>144633049Yes we know, he's your new chud god after Brady retired. If someone asked me what you would have replied before you did I would have guessed your exact post, retard
>>144633088go back
>>144632994They are doing the right thing. Physically he could play but get chewed up. The more reps he gets the faster it will go in his head
>>144633014B-but Achane!!! KEK
>>144632767This WebM doesn't show the whole vid. The Niner guy literally taps his cheek and asks to be punched. Then his girl tries to fight everyone while her boy gets rocked. Sad really.
>>144633016He's a nightmare
>>144633031trust experts
>>144633072refs let DBs get away with a lot more contact in college football. the flags he's gotten so for in the NFL probably wouldn't have been called in college
>>144632922all that just to see them crash out lol
>>144633099It makes sense, but Patriots O-Line is dogshit. It won't matter how much time they give him to learn.
>Yes we know, he's your new chud god after Brady retired. If someone asked me what you would have replied before you did I would have guessed your exact post, retard
>>144633104They don't always get the sack but when Carter or Davis is running free at the QB it's fucking hilarious.
>>144633118shutup CHUD
What the FUCK is wrong with Packers fans?
>>144632849>chokes in the wildcard in your pathEnjoy your fools' gold 'lina
>>144633112>ehhhhh fuck you puto>EHHHHHHH NO FUCK YOU PUTO
>he has started replying using soijaks guess I won this time
>>144633088because even though you might think they are working for you, because you're paying them for an office visit, they're really working for big pharma. their job isn't to help you, it's to help them.
144633118holy mad kek
>>144633117The line will gradually get better but plateau. By next year if he's not rushed in he will be ready. He's got the physical talent though he needs to put 15 lbs on
>>144633018Correct, and we're going to have to hear about how le Bengals are back!! because they beat the Commanders
>>144633101>The Niner guy literally taps his cheek and asks to be punched.What a fucking retard, must have learned to fight from watching WWE or Marvel movies?
>>144633141
>>144633137Come on. At least they have a chance at being respectable each week with Dalton.
>>144633030Rooting for you niggas, despite your owner being a complete faggot
>>144632767These fight webms are soul and I hope to see fans get heemed every week
>>144633112trust me when we sweep them this season this will be the last time this ever happens. Nobody wants to overpay to see their team lose, not even if it means keeping up some shitty joke that has long lost its humorimagine paying 1k just to get memed on and laughed at on a jumbotron lmao
>>144633135i don't know, but it doesn't seem as bad as what's wrong with Bills fans
>>144633030I'm glad you're so positive after wasting numerous picks on a bust having to rely on a washed qb to win games
Well boys. Looks like im having to go 100% sober forever while I still can. Gonna use reframe and AA meetings but after experiencing withdrawals for the first time this past weekend i never want to go through it again. I always said if I ever started having health issues from my drinking that would be the end of it for good
>>144632910I agree. Simpler and cleaner jerseys almost always look better than everything else. I don't think the current primaries are bad and I can see what they're going for but the ones you posted are simply better. Also, get rid of the matte helmets for something glossier.
It wasn’t Bryce Young’s fucking fault!
>>144633109Well I'll take that as a coaching mistake then. It's not like he can't cover guys, so I haven't given up on him. I was about to say "At least he didn't commit DPI in the end zone this week" but he did, it just got in under the wire with Kerby's int.
I understand why other countries have soccer hooligans who just get into soccer for the fighting. Soccer fucking sucks and their countries all suck too. What else are they going to do? Football and America both rule, we shouldn't need to lower ourselves to that level.
>>144633175Can't blame him for his genetics
>>144633171Did you get some crazy nightmares?
Predict the next coach of the Chiefs after Andy retires (it won't be Nagy)
>>144633175
>>144633175I think he has cte
>>144633169Good god
>>144633184wrong we are importing the third world and so we are becoming the third world trumpster trash need to get used to it
>>144633176he's a rookie and it will take him time to transition to NFL ticky tacky DPI calls. he's still very good at sticking to receivers so if he cleans up the penalties he will be a solid CB. if he doesn't he will be a bust
>>144633194Mike Vrabel
>>144633184>t.
When the news breaks in a couple of hours during MNF, don’t take it at face value. There is a grain of truth to it but it is twisted to shape a narrative.
>>144633194Me
>>144633175Exactly! If they had Fucking let him play against the hapless Raiders he would have put up monster numbers too!
>>144633201Haitians do be eating cats fo real
>>144632994
>>144633191yes. Aside from the panic attacks, night terrors were one of the worst things about it
>>1446331941. Tomlin2. McVay3. Ben JonsonWould be my honest guesses. Depends on when he retires too. Could end up being a young coach at the time that isn't on our radar. But my guess is it would line up with Tomlin and the Steelers parting ways, and the Chiefs would probably want a vet at coach rather than a young one.
>>144633210What news? Tell me more.
>>144633208id make fun of this guy but he would probably hear me
>>144633194Coach Prime
>>144633232You’ll know when you hear it.
Is Burrow the problem in Cincy right now?
>>144633246based ominous schizo anon
>>144633194Travis Kelce
>>144633112>>144633161Bruh a couple behind me in the game paid big for the tickets. But the guy was too drunk that he vomited and blacked out the whole time. Poor girl had to take care of him. Imagine being that guy and waking up to a massive hangover and an L.
>>144633208The master race
>>144633135star wars fucking sucks
>>144633194Tomlin >>144633206Also a good chance of this>>144633241N-no
>>144633208He looks like the bad guy from star fox 64
>>144633229For, me it was throwing up acid and the body temp fluctuations.
>>144633210They finally found photographic proof of Deshaun Watson’s oily bootyhole
I swear on everyones soul diddy is innocent
>>144633135They’re drunk retards
>>144633232Did had 784 dildos in his house and over 1000 bottles of baby oil and 4 dungeons One was black leather One was purple velvet One was denim One was just a white room covered plastic drapes and a hole for shitting surrounded by cameras He was a real big raider fan obviously
>>144633184Imagine if the referee feared for the safety of himself and his family and property if he threw a bullshit flag in favor of the queefsImagine if fans could vote for who should be the GM/president of your team, and vote out retards for ruining the team and signing a black QB for example The way soccer is organized is way more based than the NFL plantation
>>144633194Dougie P will come home
Why is the media babying Bryce Young?
>>144633297Why do you hate Mr Mittens
Bahama status?
>>144633297but our heckin imported underclass
>>144633194
>>144633302Cause they just wanna push a narrative of TEPPER BADHe is bad but Bryce also fucking blows
>>144633302Because he looks like a fucking child, is he even old enough to shave?
>>144633295Nice try Trevor
>>144633252>Eh Rams
>>144633302Because of the high melanin count in his skin.
>>144633302He's black
>>144633333Checked
>>144633204I suppose I took Branch's fast start for granted.
Loomis, you need to work on building and maintaining and elite offensive and defensive line so that when we finally draft Dylan Raiola, Arch Manning, or Nico Iamaleava, they will be able to just worry about just managing the game as rookies. Ideally we need to avoid a Caleb situation.
CD Lamb wants to leave Dallas so bad now lol immediately regretting signing that paper
It's time to apologize
>>144633333checked
>>144633252its an open secret alot of niner fans buy up Rams season tickets JUST to go to the Rams v Niners games and sell the games off to rival teams for a profit as a hustle - being a Rams fan can make you alot of money apparently
>>144633327It's actually this LMFAO. Imagine if he was just a normal sized QB, no one would care. But he's smol so it's sad :(
>>144633302i think its because hes genuinely trying hard. previous busts like leaf, jamarcus, and manziel all had glaring off field issues that everyone could plainly see. bryce is just bad and its kinda sad to see.
>>144633351bleak
>>144633333>Eh RamsHonestly that's about where they're at
>>144633287If she puts on 60 pounds she can look like the wife of one of those guys who fights at football games
>>144633351Where's my boy Spence?
>>144633316I honestly don't think they would trust him enough to hand him the dynasty. The next coach would be a bigger decision than similar situations where you just pick someone already on staff and say good luck. One of the worst HCs of all time won't get the chance, even if he's been a great DC. I think they'll get someone out of house, let the coordinators go and start a new era.
>>144633350Howie is about to make his weekly call to Jerry about Micah soon.
>>144633333
>rams fan sucker punching someone to get an upper hand wow he sure does fit in with the team he pulls for
>>144633351>entire draft class full of shitters and checkdown merchantsdire
>>144633351Why is Bo Dix so ass?
>>144633369Not playing and he's not the future of the Saints. He was brought in to be a backup. Saints will draft Arch, Raiola, or the Polynesian from Tennessee.
>>144633287>honey put your mask back on
>>144633351Michael Penis Jr.
Levis has a top 5 zip on his passes. He is going to be nice
refs missed an important call last night IMO
>>144633378>no jerry I dont want to know micah's penis size>no I dont know the size of hurt's
>>144633405Dude is a fucking retard
>>144633287Now that's a guy who drives a tractor as a hobby
>>144633403Coward
>>144633403And there it is
>>144633406officiating is unironically very difficult
You guys could just stop watching if black qbs and refs bother you this much you know
>>144633426braindead thought but go off
>>144633426Black refs are fine tho.
>>144633426>>144633429GOT EM
>>144633351It's going to be funny when Mccarthy is the 2 cumulative year leader of passing TDs from the class after next year
hey guys can we be nice to each other for a change?
>>144633442haha y-you too
>>144633442I'm always nice
>Noooo you can't just call clear DPI it isn't fair! Swallow the flag refs! You're helping the Chiefs!Later...>Um, hello? DPI? DPI? Where's the flag? Hello? DPI clear as day! Come on refs, you're helping the Chiefs!
>>144633442Sure thing fucko
>>144633424its not and refs deserve to be locked in a cage and dropped into the ocean
>>144633424is that different than being very difficult?
>>144633442Yeah. You can start by fellating me, friend :)
>>144633431Where’s the lie though
>>144633442As long as Niner and Cowboy fans still draw breath, there can be no peace
>>144633378I bet if Micah played for the Eagles, he would be seen as an all time legendary player in the making that shows up in big moments and completely wrecks the opposing team's offense. The Cowboys timeline Micah isn't nearly as powerful.
>>144633442sure bro what's your team, i'll say something nice about them
>>144633442I bet your bussy is delicious :)
>>144633442noshut up, faggot
>>144633370I guess it depends when Reid retires and what the team looks like at that point. If there’s some continuity and Kelce, Jones, McDuffie, etc are still there I could see Spags being promoted. If there’s a new generation of players coming in though they’ll probably clean house.
Go Bills.
>>144633478My silly billies
>>144633351Caleb = LawrenceDaniels = FieldsPenix = LanceMaye = Mac?
Someone post it
>>144633458I genuinely think Dak would win a superbowl if he played for a different team.
Uh why are there two games on Monday
>>144633351>McCarthy isn't even playing this season due to injury>Penis jr. is a backup and hasn't played at allthere's really no need to pad out a list like this. there's no excuse for the others being unable to outdo a gay nigger thoughbeit
Someone don't post it
>>144633426but i enjoy watching them fail over and over and people not figuring it out
>>144633486You really need to see her roastie for the billionth time?
>>144633478What site do anons use to generate these cute anime girls in NFL jerseys?
>>144633496FAGGOTS
>>144633489Uh why>>144633505Microsoft Designer
Mel Kiper is right, ban this shit reeeeeeeeee.
>>144633496Experiment to see how much audience overlap there is. Also double the revenue.
bing.com Dall E 3 or if you have a PC you can install a local generator like stable diffusion without filters
welp brb gonna go kms didnt tag the person I wanted to reply to its over
Post this bussy
>>144633540prison poster
>>144633527Kinky boi huh
kek…is it true that nickicado avocado posted a picture of his asshole on 4chan??
>>144633406Yeah, there was definitely a roughing the passer penalty on that interception by Mahomes.
>>144633501OBSESSED
>>144633517Is Mahomes cooked already?
Rate my newest drip>white in Alaska
>panthers get a qb the saints let go and he takes them to a improbable super bowl runHistory repeats
>>144633527Thank you so much Rasmbro
>>144633405>Levis has a top 5 zip on his passes. If by passes you mean passing semen into his girlfriend's ass during leaked sex tapes then I agree with you.
>>144633558i just like winning bets on account of stupid people
>>144633562kino
Kangz run the league
>>144633590oh fuck i’m gonna skol
>>144633517>What is salary cap?
>>144633561There are multiple factors. 1. He's transitioning to a more Brady style of play instead of gunslinger, 2. He's started coasting through the regular season, 3. Personnel. We got Hollywood to get back to stretching the offense vertically (worth nothing Hollywood's first catch before he got injured was like a 15 yard laser) and he got injured, and Worthy isn't ready yet to be impactful. So we're back to dinking and dunking to Rice.
>>144632767
>>144633566But anon they lost that Owl
are you watching his youtube channel?
>>144633489Nah, Dak is shit
>>144633607>started coasting through the regular seasonidk what you think coasting is but winning 3 games in the final minute is not that
i bet someone has been making bank on KANG and Darnold related bets this year.
>>144633624brady bros.....
>>144633626I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
kangz and billies posters have the cutest ai slop girls
>>144633626how accurate are his predictions?
jags are gonna start 0-3 but are better than their record would indicate.
>>144633634>jew runes on the chip
>>144633633They don't open up the playback or play with much fire because they're saving it for the playoffs. Regular season Chiefs are very safe and vanilla because they can still win that way, and if you can sneak a win against them good for you, they won't see you in the super bowl. That's why so many of these games are close and much worse opponents can occassionally win. Opponents treat it like a super bowl and for the Chiefs it's just another week that isn't the playoffs yet. Patriots were the similar but not to the same extent, Chiefs are getting really casual in regular season.
>>144633194Beli
>>144633669Too early for this to be meaningful
>>144633624Brady hit his prime well after 30 whereas Muhomo is already regressing
>>144633626I already do
should I doordash something for dinner?
>>144633672yeah that’s not what i’d call coasting, but i understand at this point that you like to use rhetorical flair
>>144633700No you lazy faggot cook a meal
>>144633701Maybe you should learn the definition of the word then. I wouldn't have typed that many words if I knew you were literally retarded
>>144633700yes chicken parm
Ok so which game are we watching tonight?
>>144633730Bills duh
>>144633700Yeah. Order fried chicken and don't leave a tip. Make your white dasher seethe
>>144633700why not pick it up yourself? stretch your legs, get out of the house, see and possible interact with real people
>>144633730Which ever is on the Manningcast
>>144633700>expensivemcdonaldsorderbaitpic.jpg
>>144633386He has rushing touchdowns
>>144633730Bengies. I want to see Burrow get back to form. Not interested in seeing Allen run around and pant like a golden retriever while he throws 3 INTs and barely manages to win against another bum team
I hope Gen z choke on their doordashed slop>uh I'm too lazy to get my fucking food let me overpay some minority to bring it to me in like 2 hours because it's some chink on a bike
>>144633742There's no Manningcast tonight
>>144633747It's a great newfag filter
>>144633767Based.
>>144633768:(
>>144633767You can stop trying to fit in so hard
>>144633786You're a thirdie so you probably don't even have doordash. Tell me why even open your mouth you retard
>>144633767Based, fuck zoomers.
>>144633767Trump lost.
Am I concerned about Mahomes decline? Nope because he's still better than your QB. As for longevity stats, he's at least one season's worth of stats ahead of the next best by their 7th season. Not to mention my Chiefs have won 2 rings.
>>144633767Yeah, drive to a burger king and look someone in the eyes for onceAM I RIGHT MILLENIAL CHADS?
>>144633767are you poor
You can only respond to this post if your QB is a gunslinger.
>>144633767Type of boomer to look the McDonald's cashier in the eye and shake his hand
>>144633792>thirdiekek you really are trying to fit in hard. Say humiliation ritual next.
>>144633798zoomie seething
>>144633802you know shit is going downhill when your start noticing white hairs on your beard
>>144633730Redskins. I want to see Burrow get back to the IR. Not interested in seeing Trevy run around and pant like a golden gaywad while he fumbles 3 times and barely manages to lose against another bum team.
>>144633802>It's called being a gunslinger, you idiots.
>>144633767this guy is worried about the proposed capital gains tax despite making 19k a year lmao
>>144633819lel
>>144633811Been browsing here longer than there were even generals. Don't get mad your generation are lazy fucks who waste money then cry how they can't afford a house
can anyone post jalen carter doing the thumbs down and laughing like a madman
>>144633803Boomers bles the convience trend up and now complain about the darn kids today kek. Shouldn't have given their grandkids power of attorney
>>144633818He boomed me. This fucking anon boomed me
>>144633623Hey I'll fucking take a owl loss over being the worst franchise the last 6 years.
>>144633691>>144633691>Brady hit his prime well after 30 whereas Muhomo is already regressingBrady had a great 7th season because he had the 2nd best WR of all time in Randy Moss. Mahomes worst season was 2023 and he's tied for Brady's best passer rating. Not to mention Mahomes pedestrian 100.3 passer rating he had in the recent superbowl run is tied with Brady's 3rd best. Brady has had 20 playoff runs....
>>144633777lol get btfo fag
>>144633824ho ho he's mad now!
>>144633643That 0-4 magic babyyyy
>>144633767It's so true. Autistic fans would rather spend $50 on a $13 meal just for the sake of not moving
Nuzzi nudes drop when?
>>144633767Holy fucking based
>>144633767What, are you poor or something?
>>144633854
>>144633838All an Owl loss does is get a shittier draft pick cause Dalton is an old fuck and then they'd have to wheel out Young again
>>144633867obviously. the probably beg for streams too
Bet the Bills ML for free money. Thank me later
>>144633817America started going down hill with mittens went into the oven! You can't eat doggos! Noo
>>144633843>trying to pretend that Mahomes didn't benefit from having Hill and Kelce
Super size me ruined fast food
>>144632849did you see how roided out he looked yesterday? I thought d-wade was playing QB at first glance
>>144633868>duuuuude..just buy a dash pass..I save an extra $8 on every other oder after spending $66 on a meal that costs $15 instead!
>>144633872An owl loss has been the Panthers ceiling multiple times. Can't blame them
thinking about going to chick fil a the busty girls should be on shift right about now
>>144633876Brave
>>144633645I so far games that he's predicted right are >Ravens-Chiefs>Eagles-Packers>Titans-Bears>Bills-Dolphins>Texans-Bears >Saints-CowboysI haven't watched all of them and he did whiff on Ravens-Cowboys but that's pretty good from what I've seen
>>144633897Based. Props for picking up your food. Make sure to go inside to mog the drive thru cucks
>>144633897>if it ain't fast food via dashpass, it's still fastfood..these are my only choicesZoomers man
>>144633897How about making yourself a salad, you piece of shit
>>144633900I don't do predictions but these first few weeks must have been brutal for predicty bois
>>144633920chick fil a has salads
LETS GO BANGLES
got some wings brining for the bills game :)
>>144633927That's actually based. Your bitch looks hot too. Just don't tell me it's your sister
nowadays you can just sign those meal packages where they deliver literally every meal from breakfast to snacks at nightdont waste your precious time cooking and washing dishes
>>144633929what the fuck? why? theyre gonna be a soggy mess
>>144633927If I were that woman I'd cast wide-eyed looks up at him, smile a lot and give him a lot of subtle physical contact.
Im actually going to commit suicide if I dont get the chance to guzzle beer that ran down a mans fuzzy asshole at a bills tailgate before i die
thinking of getting some indian food delivered bros
>>144633939nigga thats his mom lol
>>144633945you didn't have to out yourselves as a cooklet.
>>144633885You have bad reading comprehension. He's saying Brady got better but in truth Brady got Randy Moss whereas the reverse is true for Mahomes where he's getting his worst output from his all time great sidekick. As soon as Randy left, Brady went back to being mediocre. Would only win MVPs once in a blue moon and went a decade with no championship. That will never happen under Mahomes watch.
>>144633946Ocho looks more excited to wrap his hand around the guy than the woman
I'm so glad my microwave isn't broken so I can make grilled cheese. Otherwise I would have to goydash
>>144633943>spending over $2000 a year on delivered food is actually he smart thing to do ya dummyI love urbanites like you who make money only to pass it away on overpriced shit putting you back at even.
>>144633945Do you know what brining is?
>>144633966Someone has to keep the economy moving.
>>144633966based poorfag You keep a working and a hustling
>>144633963Glad you got it fixed anon
>FOOD DELIVERIES!
>>144633945the hot oven will dry them out
>>144633953brining is for lean meats to help keep them juicywings are dark meat, they have plenty of fat that will render and make tender while still allowing for crispy skin. literally nobody brines wings except retards like you.
>>144633957You've never been more wrong about anything in your left. Ocho's hand on the man is tense, perfunctory. He is repulsed by the pale slug, but overcomes his inner turmoil and tries to do right. His hand on the woman is almost a caress. Comfortable. A moment away from straying.
>>144633989you don't know what you are talking about lmao
Brining them let's them be more tender and if you fry them correctly (without flour) they end up being crispy on the surface and the inside isn't super dry and chewy
dry rub > sauce slop
i took my sister out for dinner and got her a 100 dollar tomahawk steak that she took 4 bites of
>>144633954And you're delusional. Brady was a game manager during his first three owls who was also carried by a great defense. Once he got Moss the Pats became a much more offense oriented team and his best years, aside from >18-1, came in his later years but there's no guarantee that Mahomes is going to follow that same trajectory. I'm not even a Patsies fan either
>>144633989It's an optional step to make your wings better. You don't know what you're talking about about.
mushrooms are the ickiest most putrid “food” item in the world
>>144634008pat them dry before baking or frying
>>144634022That's vinegar sweaty
>>144634000brining is not necessary at all if you actually know how to cook but you do you. youll be drunk off light beer by the time you eat anyway so it doesnt really matter.
>>144633989What about cats T. Haitian
You'll cowards probably bring your kill to a processor. Faggots
>>144634024Exactly. And don't coat them in flour. Just dunk them in oil and let it crisp up. The skin becomes fried and the inside cooks but maintains the juice
>>144634019>There's no guarantee that Mahomes will--ACK!How are there still people like you around. It's been six years
>>144634022>he doesn't sautée them in butter and garlic powder
>>144634022That would be grapefruit
>>144634048agreed
Look your cashier in the eyeShake their fucking hand And say "Thank you for your service"Then give them a dollar for a cup of coffee and say "This one is on me"
>>144634020>It's an optional step to make your wings betterno, its a cope for people who dont have a deep fryer or know how to use a grill
>>144634034salt water brine with other seasoning infuses the meat with flavor and breaks down muscle proteins making the meat juicier and more flavorful. You stick to your cooklet method and Ill stick to mine and we'll both be happy.
>>144634012no one cares you fucking loser
>>144634057But what about DaQuavious who probably is parked somewhere smoking a blunt for 20 minutes before starting my order
>>144634060>retard having a meltdown over chicken wings
>>144634044>needing refball to beat the Failcoons
>>144634057basedDon't forget to give a finger to the fag in fatigues behind you in line
>>144634012>my sistershe cute and single?
Jalen Carter channeled his emotions--perfect shithouse energy at the endThe thumbs down was everything it needed to be. Obnoxious, yet anodyne and entirely proportional as NO did the exact same thingWhen u act like the unflappably psychotic cackling clown u can't go wrong
Anyone else think Mike Tomlin would be a worse coach if he had more talented players? His problem is he's too good at coaching up league average players
>>144634065>go to work dressed like a normal personOnly based athletes do this.
>>144634064tennessee is still fraudulent bud
>stomach rumbling fellaz i'm finna shit out my mafucking ass, ya feel me?
>>144634057Then scuff a nickel on your jeans and crouch down to give it to the negro boy in line behind you
>>144634065what's this guy thinking?
Don't forget to tip your Walmart employee or Pet store employee when you go get meat. Respect them like you should respect all women and Jews.
>>144634019By their 6th season Mahomes had 72 more TDs and 6,860 more pass yards. Mahomes would have to take 3 season off just for Brady to be TIED with him. Mahomes has the most TDs and yards per game of all time and nobody is close to him. The gap between them will never be closed. Lastly, all time great QBs put up more stats in their 30s, Brady is not a unique unicorn. Want me to post that chart of Rodgers, Young, Peyton, etc...
>>144633989Wings aren't dark meat you fucking noob
>>144634078Idk, what's the Steelers record with and without TJ Watt again?
Rate my order /ck/ bros
>>144634086Shit in my mouth, daddy.Go chiefs!
>>144633957>>144633957You couldn't be more right. I was the 5th in line and he gave me a huge bear hug. My wife was jealous she didn't get one.
>As for me, I'm just going to keep doubting Mahomes>t. not delusional
My Commandies play soon
>>144634078Steelers should trade Pickens to a contender for a 1st round pick
>>144633590I need to stop being so attracted to my rivals AI girls... but they just hit a certain way.Vikings gonna shit all over themselves like your Twinks?
>>144634098For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
SHIT ON THAT THANG PLAYAGO EAGLES
>>144634078We'll find out when he goes to the Chiefs since everyone seems to agree it's inevitable
>>144634072im from buffalo, wings are the only thing were good at so when anons prepare them wrong it makes me seethe
>>144634092Based ball knower
>>144634128Hawk Tua
>>144634092>autistic statfag trying to compare the teams Young and Peypey played against to modern day "defenses"The rules have only benefitted the offense since Goodell became commissioner. Hell, the 2013 LOB would have shut down Mahomes in the owl too
>>144634070Then you just say "Man, it smells like a Bob Marley concert in here" and just be really passive-aggressive while looking at the 50 year old mom behind you in line and giving her the occasional smirk.
>>144633624this shit reminds me of when they said Yu Darvish would eventually be the new career strikeout king
What game are we watching tonight bros? For me? Bengals and commanders.
>>144634135I'm from Buffalo and your wing game is an embarassment.
>>144634130Makes sense. He'll win an owl or two with Reid's team like he did with Cowher and tread water
>>144634155Yep.All together now:FUCK JOSH ALLEN
>>144634092Imagine comparing players across eras. Sad really.
>>144633231Tomlin is going to retire no fewer than six years from now, and when he does, 100% of his tenure will have been with the Steelers. It takes extreme circumstances for the Steelers organization to even consider making that change. Cowher only retired because he had serious personal problems at that particular time that would have impacted his ability to coach the team. Then Tomlin went on to win a Super Bowl of his own and any chance of Cowher returning was gone. If Tomlin had been a serious bust, it would have been on the table after a few years, but because he wasn't, that window closed and Cowher went into broadcasting. Tomlin's era is only going to end if something similar happens to him, or if he decides he's done for his own reasons, or if he starts failing to make the playoffs consistently. And for no other reasons than those.
does anyone ever listen to the talk tuah podcast??
>>144634155>CommandersI believe you mean the Redskins, correct?
>>144634158Isn't the issue the Steelers GM? He would have Veach in KC
Let my Reffies do what they want
>>144634171never miss it.
Cashiers don't want to talk to youThey don't want your tipsThey don't care about your dayShut the fuck up, buy your shit, and get out
>>144634175no i meant washington football team
>>144634169Commitment is a blessing and a curse when it comes to the Steelers
>>144634155I will be watching the jasg get dismantled by the Bills, improving my Colts’ postseason chances
My brain is telling me to pick the Redskins but my heart is telling me to pick Joe Shiesty and the Bengals
>>144634155I will watch both
>>144634178No. The Rooney's are loyal to a fault
>>144634193analytics say bengals
if bills lose to the jags i might rope
>>144634183wow youre a real treat huh? next time i see you taking orders at texas roadhouse i'm gonna give you a noogie bitch
>>144634197based cross-eyed anon
>>144634118Not a chance Lionsbro
Why did shannyhands play Ronnie Bell, who had already dropped a dime and looked like dogshit in the preseason, instead of conley or cowing?
just watch both games retards one of them will always be at commercial break
>>144634193No way the bengals lose 3 in a row, they're better than the 0-2 record suggests.
>>144634140>>144634164Even if you compare him to prime Brady or Brady with the Bucs, he's just better. But he's not just better than Brady, he's better than EVERY QB. The next best QB is at least a season's worth stats behind him. Mahomes is playing like shit as of late but he's created such a huge gap that nobody will be catching him any time soon.
>>144634217Because Biv and Devoe were already committed
>>144634208I'll take a picture of your license plate and find out where you live. Then I'm going to throw a rock at your windows once every few nights.
What did he mean by this?
>>144634169This past offseason when Tomlin hinted he was "exploring his options" came at a time when people were expecting Andy might retire. It's also the reason Vrabel didn't sign with anyone, he hoped he might be at the top of the list himself. As soon as Andy signed a new contract, Tomlin's new contract followed. I think it was already close to happening and could come close again. Could be a mutual parting of the ways, could be one-sided from either side (Tomlin wants a new environment, and Chiefs are conveniently available, or Steelers uncharacteristically get tired of him). But one way or another I think it's going to happen
>>144634193>Picking Joey Reddit But why?
>>144634183But I'm lonely
>>144633333Holy shit ive never even seen one of these before. Are they called pents like penta?>t. newfriend
I decided to do some research to find out if you should brine wings and according to Treager a source that I trust with my grilling needs you definitely should.https://www.traeger.com/learn/chicken-wing-brineIt turns out that I was incorrect and I apologize for spazzing out like a retarded faggot.
>>144634236Not my heckin Snooperino! He's le weed chungus man!
>>144634245quints retard
>>144634223Feel free to take his cock out of your mouth at any time anon
>>144634236Jesus fucking Christ. He didn't. Did he? Even Tyson knew better.
>>144634090>josh allen could've snuck a gun through the detector and kill us all
the cowboys are gonna win 10 games im not even worried
>>144634236diddy the black epstein kwab
Coach Primate kid fucker
>>144634180To be fair, it was a Browns game.
soccer is based. reffies have to rein it in to avoid the wrath of the fans or else picrel happens. with football, reffies have no fear and do as they please
>>144634186It gets them more elite quality lifetime players than most other teams get. But it also means that they give the wrong people too many second chances. And it means that they stick with draft busts for way longer than they should in the hopes that a switch flips and they turn into those elite quality lifetime players, which is historically why the Steelers have flipped from having great offenses and useless defenses, to useless offenses and great defenses over and over again, only rarely managing to strike enough of a balance to actually do well.
>>144634279And there it is
>>144634274Barr gonna kill Diddy now?
>>144634183When I worked as a cashier I enjoyed the small talk with people. I didn't work fast food, I understand being miserable if you're in that setting.
>>144634211It will be a comfy season 3 good teams in 1 division means division chip will be a cluster fuck and the real show down will probably be in the playoffs.
>>144634183Thankfully, I don't take women's opinions on anything into consideration. Now be quiet and get into the kitchen for once in your pastrami flapped life.
>>144634326go fuck yourself we just warming up
>>144634331And it's a wonder you'll die a Wizard.
>>144634291I need that meme where a Gibbon is looking at a Black man saying "my ancestors".
Some slave make me a new general
Can someone please bake a thread? I'm in the middle of something and I don't want to deal with the 5 min cool down
>>144634345Buddy you've been "warming up" for 4 years now
>>144634348Laugh at this clown for taking women seriously.
>>144634291Cringe
>>144634348>fat, retarded tripfag janny talking down to anyone lmao
>>144634379Bitchknees is a tranny
>>144634326Excited for some NFC North kino this year, when the in division games start happening. For now, just enjoying the moment.
>>144634345Warming up your bum for Gayleb, maybe
>>144634345>has to play Vikings, Packers and Lions>all 3 improved>Bears keep going all in on defense the most injury prone unit and their rookie QB has no Oline and keeps trying to make meme playsSpiritually you are broken.
>>144634380and yet you still read his posts, for free in fact
>>144634409NEW
>>144634413Yeah I also have to listen to drug addicted retards at the park so what
>>144634065>red beepJosh has had enough of his coworkers
>>144633004Its more of a Norteno vs Sureno thing
>>144634236what did he mean by this? was he flaunting? being coded?
>>144632800You should see Jints and Doyer fans fighting. This is nothing
>>144634435>(You)>going outside
>>144634404A bears spirit can never be broken.
>>144632800Prison gang fan bases. Nortenos vs surenos
