some heroes live long enough to become the villain
>two flames games at once *cums*
>split squad game>flames send huberdeau to the road gameReminder that teams keep their stars/prospects/respected vets at home during split squad games and send their PTO/AHL/filler players to the road game
>>144638487they can get blown out twice at the same time
>stars themed thread Dallas runs /hoc/ what can I say
Who's /KRAKEN/ tonight?
>>144638500Google says they’re winning both rn
>>144638418Based triggering autistic threadtards
my yetis! :)
reminder :3
>watching flames stream>utterly grim walk through the saddledome's 4' wide concrete concourse
>>144638529used to bang a girl who lived next to the park where all the tourist take this picture. was very annoying on the weekends.
>>144638487
>rolls into thread
>5 retards all claim they won't post here>not a single one of them capable of making their own thread>they all post here anyways
Both MNF games are shit so I guess I'll watch some preseason hockeyRIP chrome domes
>>144638487my flames will win both
>>144638586yet he let them walk all over the flanes
/playoffsbound/
>>144638600looks like the stadium where my local Federal Hockey Prospects League (https://www.federalhockey.com/) plays. The horrible college team plays there too though
Chel?
>>144638650That's a very rare fjsal
>>144638680You know what? Maybe
>>144638600soul
>>144638418A vulgar display of power
Huberdeau has an assist. This season he will surely heat up.
>>144638600looks like a fucking dungeon lmaaaaaaaaaao
DALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARS
>the city of Denver
>>144638418Wtf never seen the first part of this
Two assists for huberdeau
>>144638833Welcome to /hoc/
utah is playing just like my yotes rn
Huomenta but the opposite
>most dangerous draw in Denver >scoreless draw in Salt Lake City
>>144638418unedited version
flyers still suck lol
>>144638418good chin, got right back into the fightand has a spicy latina girlfriend ready to defendoverall, mullett retard won the war
>first home goal in SLCSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we're fucking shiiiiit
Lmao Oilers losing twice
lawson crouse you are now a part of history
Lawson Crouse is a big Josh Bailey
>>144638869he's heating upbig season incoming
>>144638940Its Hyvää Yötä. Also muh stars, scar sum fukken gools
>goal and a fightok hockey is back
>>144638983Cope if they dressed Michkov it would have been 6-5 Flyers
>>144639018If I recall the fat boomer that punched him did so because mullet tard said the N word and he couldn’t control himself hearing a racism. Automatic loser imo
Flames are preseason champions first we won the draft and now this?
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BACK TO BACK FIGHTS
>>144639095racism in public is cringe desu
Where is tiji?
you ARE watching the Certified Kino game tonight, aren't you, anon?
>make sure you have some meaningless preseason fights to impress the new fans
muh clubbies
this clubbies kings game is kino for preseason action
>coyotetard is still going to spam his retarded coyote garbage
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mcdavid is broken from losing in the finals. Now the era of huberdeau begins.
>>144639230
>>144639261cuck
>>144639196It's just nobodies who know they don't have the skill to make the cut trying to get noticed by any means possible and the worst part is it works more often than it should. See Matt Rempe and Arber Xhejak
like clockwork my flames shit on your oilers
>>144639277Enjoy the New Season, /hoc/izen
>>144639297Dump those pics somewhere, you used AI to make them, you did nudes too. If its bestiality shit dont post them
and of course leave it to finland to encourage the fucking morons
>>144639345>you used AI to make themnot methere are dozens of us coyotiacsdozens!
If the Flames beat the Oilers twice tonight, it'll be like our Stanley Cup!
>>144639256mcparticipationtrophy
>Worst case Ontario
>>144639373Clearly not enough to keep your shit team around KWAB
>>144639373Well which ones have the nude /hoc/fus?
>>144639388>likeretard:>>144638586
>>144639133The world would be a better place if it made a comeback desu
This place is full of cretins.
>>144638418holy shit that webm
I heard Trudeau is going to make out with Ru Paul on Colbert tonight
>>144639456this u?>>144634769
>the Utah Cretins
>>144639493You shouldn’t be digging up peoples posts.
>>144639456>>144639493>>144639508>>144639533
so long as chucky is playing, a win for the panthers/flames is a win for the flames/panthers
>>144639548It’s a common word if you’re well educated.
>tfw watching 2000 all star game clipsgod this city went to shit
KNOCK';EM OUT THE BOX, LUKE!!!!!!!!!
>Hearing there's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
>>144639548all me
>4-0 flamesoh no no
>>144639638this is why the soilers will never experience this >>144639063
>>144639632impressive also>the city of Edmonton
>Flames currently winning both gamesThe best team in Alberta confirmed
Stars and Avalanche prospects keep turning over the puck to eachother doing these awful fancy passes instead of just shooting it wtf is wrong with zoomers
>oilers getting btfo twice at the same time by the fucking >flamesPeople really think this is a cup-winning team
>>144638529Krakin is all I do.
Bichsel Fight
They just called the Oilers for a trip but ignored mcdavid being held in the corner for 20 seconds as he's looking at the official in front of him literally going "You going to call this??? No???"
McMeme VS Guy so unknown he doesn't even have an image on NHL.com4-0
>>144639774mcgayboy kekked again
>>144639774where can i watch the game?
Utah Loves Ice Hockey
>>144639814>Ice Hockeygtfo newfag
Alright my dudesAt the oilers flames game today in Edmonton and am sitting beside a guy who is constantly alternating between “let’s go oilers, fuck Trudeau/calgary.” We’re sitting behind 5 people with gaudreau jerseys. Read the room my dude, you’re a piece of shit
Redpill me on the Anahiem Ducks. I don't have a hockey team to root for... Only their triple A Gulls....
>>144639948they're Exciting
>>144639948they're shit and run by retards
uh oh, SLC
>>144639991just like my kings
>>144639948Painful years ahead. They're rebuilding and their "star" player is a zoomer with attitude problems who's only good for scoring meme goals every once in a while
Say it ain't soI will not goTurn the lights offCarry me home
Embarrassing to have to share a province with them 4-03-1
>>144640150Scoreline dubs
>>144640150They will never live this down
Is this the Flamiac Chad thread
>>144640223yes, we're all pedophiles here
Oilers about to fire another coach lol
Utah area is surprisingly small
>>144640335There are like 5000 obstructed seats
>>144640349they are renovating it over the next 2 years
>>144640335small town attitude
Why didn't Michkov play tonight?
>scorefull draw
>>144640335They’ll have a better arena in a couple of years
Just feels like one of those nights where nothing is going right. Oh well, good to get it out of the way now
>>144640370the metro is a million
Doesn't really seem like the Oilers are playing all that badly in either game. The score is pretty meaningless, the games are fairly competitive. Oilers should probably have at least another goal in each game.
flames are full of shitters trying their hardest to make the NHL vs a team that has most of it's roster set and half the players aren't trying
look at these shitters lmao imagine getting healthy scratched for a preseason game
>>144640432million and quarter actually
>>144640411
>>144640455I agree, the oilers are playing uncharacteristically well in both games
>>144640471september is a little early to be huffing copium innit neechie
SO HERE I AMDOING EVERYTHING I CANHOLDING ON TO WHAT I AMPRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
>>144640585Remember when Calgary won 10-0 in preseason last year and then started their season 2-7-1?
>>144640647nope
>>144640647i don't live in the past bud
>>144640585Calgary flames preseason cup champs for the 2nd year in a row
>>144640677>>144640666You absolute cretins ruin this board.
I like cretins in my salad
>>144640666
>>144640705XD
i eat cretins like you for breakfast
Call flames fans cretins and watch them squirm. It’s like calling republicans weird lol. It breaks them mentally.
oh that's fresh
>>144640779I eat oatmeal for breakfast
I am NOT a cretin
oh shid
>>144640857even more oh shid how the fuck did this happen?
I agree with him about republicansGod save our King and heaven bless the maple leaf forever
>>144640885forgot pic
>>144640906thanks for the yellow highlighterwe're all retards who otherwise wouldn't have known where to look
>>144640906palindrome mania
Cornato is having a great preseason. He makes the team for sure.
>>144640919you're welcome, i had that feeling.
>>144640921I'm going to fill the vacancy in the Rapid City Rush created by whoever takes Matty's place in the AHL :)
>the vacant oil patch of Edmonton
Why does the Stars/Avs game have FoxTrax?
>>144641018And the lookalike cam just came up, are they just showing the jumbotron feed?
Jesus, Edmonton>he's already dead =(
Another missed call against calgary – since it's preseason I'm gonna stop complaining about this now but come on
>>144641073
It's never your faultIt's never your faullllltAlways the victimIt's never your fault
>>144641018ESPN just abruptly switched to the the “your event has ended screen” like two minutes into the 3rd
>>144641159Yep I've got that too lmao. What a mess.
>>144641186And Dallas just scored to tie it. Wtf Gary someone better get fired over this
>>144641218You don't have to tell him twice.
Pretty sure the Flames do this every year. Look insane during the pre season just to be shit when the real season kicks off.Can’t wait to hear the shit talk after tonight it won’t age well.
Calgary gonna be dynamite this year
>>144641438Wait so did McMuffin play in one of the games?
BUSINESS IDEA FOR GARY:Calgary Flames should sponsor the Ottawa Charge with a helmet sticker because that would be awesome
you can see why Buffalo moved on from Savoie.
I was going to post something, but I forgot what it was.
>>144641499Didn’t you say the senators fucked up by drafting yak? you’re wrong again sweden.
>>144641438What the fuck is that
>>144641513that's the Power of Creativity that you'll find down at the ol' PWHL, lad
TOIMcDavid - 20:24Draisatl - 18:17Bouchard - 27:57Ekholm - 25:50In a meaningless split squad preseason game.
>>144641509Heard he was terrible at the rookie tournament. Maybe he saved himself for camp. Or perhaps the supposed scouts that work for The Athletic suck ass.
>>144641554Sad
>>144641554top guys don't try at all in nhl preseason, it would probably be really funny to watch if i actually played hockey past the age of 8
>>144641554Better play the shit out of the players who've had the shortest off-season. You just don't know how to coach at the elite level like the Oilers coaching staff.
>two scorefull draws in the Rocky Mountains
>>144641554
Oh boy first OT of the preseason
>>144641614we had two over times yesterday, you knob
>>144641614Nevermind Stars wins with about a second on the clock DALLAS>STARS >DALLAS >STARS
HES A BAAADDDD MANNNN
I’ll never forgive Kylington he’s been added to the long list of people who’ve fucked over the Calgary flames
>>144641612
>>144641665didnt you say that about johnny and now you have a cuck shrine set up for him?
samir has a friendship shrine set up in his closet but nobody to put in it
Connor McDavid getting btfo in two games in one night
>>144641769KWAB
>pre season Gary TimeJOY!!!!
I hope Utah wins
>already a bust
>>144641794good news...
>>144641817Convoy already knew that which is why he didn't pay the hefty fee for his pick
>>144641662Everybody thought he played great in the playoffs last year. I didn't see that at all though, at least not in the finals and with the puck. I thought he spread a lot of pucks in all three games I watched live.
>>144641817Not a bust - bussin'.
>>144641817Why hasn’t he played a single game
um... why are they doing a shoot-out?
>>144641817>yo barber, give me a mac 'n' cheese haircut
>>144641863Retard
>>144641863They're fun to watch live, preseason should have even more mario party minigames
>>144641841He’s a work in progress. This game he made a mistake that caused a goal against but otherwise defended well, got into a fight, and won the game with .02 seconds on the clock. Strong start
bud1
>Utah won twiceawesome
>>144641888Ban fighting
>>144640639that song rules!!!
>>144641901no
>>144641901No I like it it is fun
>>144641901
utah is fun! happy for their new fans
>>144641929Faggot
FAN BITING>Bettman's Mouth Gaurd makes fan bites feel like Angel Kisses =3BETTMAN'S MOUTHGUARDS, NOW IN FRESH MINT AND SPICY CINNAMON VARIETY
>>144641946why
>>144641957Because you are
>>144641988ok
>>144641888Checked who would he replace on D if they started him though? >>144641939I like how AI had a harder time rendering a cat than Gary
>>144642002He’s just like me fr
just got home and cracked open a beer
Oregon Ducks goalie died today. Heart attack. He’s was only 22.
>>144642090Didn’t ask
>>144642090:(
>>144642090>As great a goalie as he was, Hank was an even better human,” the post said. “He was the perfect example of treating people how you want to be treated, never missing an opportunity to call someone ‘sir or ma’am.’”Rest easy Hank
and take ya monayyyy
>>144642090unironically vaxx statty?F
>>144642090Died at 22 from natural causesRIP
>>144642172If you had a garden, wouldn't you pick the best flowers first
>>144642340No, you prune the small ones so the big beautiful ones can grow bigger and bear fruit
>>144642172Hopefully no chuds bring up the vaccine
>>144642358he would have died earlier without the vaccine
>>144642090>>144642172Damn I’m planning to watch them at the Bend Classic in January
I could hand out a million vaccinationsand let 'em all die from heart inflammation
>>144642350Alright sour steve no need to rain on my parade buddy
thinking about another rewatch of The Return
Phew, that Marner was very close to ending up in my pants. Maybe I shouldn't had eaten three plates of taco meat.
>>144642090Just goes to show how much of a waste of time college is
>>144642642prolly because your asshole is loose ya gay bitch
>>144642681Rectum? Damn near killed um!
>>144642713KWAB
Cannot wait for the season to start
>can't wait to choke again
Kapanen is already better than Laine
>>144642836Well with Mark Glass leading your team that’s all but guaranteed for you
>if you win the cup you lose
why do I keep getting banned for ban evasion. i though that if you find a way around a ban you could still post?
>>144642852>if you choke on Dallas cock in the first round you win
The Vegas Golden Knights with Mark Stone as their captain: 1 cupThe Dallas Stars with Jaime (has)Benn as their captain: 0 cupsRMYT
>flames up 2-0 in the battle of Alberta already
>>144642875See>>144642867
>sees a picture of a Dallas Stars Player >seethes uncontrollablyRape victim mentality
>>144642892Jen
>>144642883>>144642898says the guy who can't go a minute and a half without samefagging KWAB
>>144642910got some random images from the archives
>>144642915Seek help retard
>>144642930We don't sign our posts here bud
Did Laine had any goals?
marchessault's mom died rip at least she didn't have to see how shit the preds would be :(
>>144642577
Flames bros what do you think about Honzek so far? A few nhl games this season? Or its rather ahl for the year?
>>144642970No shame in losing to Bettman's favorite team
>>144642985based. not a donna guy but still a kino picture.
The vaccine has killed literally everyone I know
>>144642996IDK I know one person in their 60s who almost died from covid back in 2020 and I know one person who DID die from the vaxx in their mid 20s.
>>144642988Haven't watched the games too closely to be honest. I hope he makes it though.
>>144642988Probably starts in the ahl and will get called up after mantha and kuzmenko get traded.
>>144642996F
Getting banned. Gentlemen, It's been fun
>>144643066for me it's the turbonegro song
>>144642996
aces play today :)
>>144643196Ässät play tomorrow
>>144642996The coof made all my high school friends hate Justin
>>144643207Justin was a raiders fan
>>144643206and may they also win
>>144643214based and true rip
>Scores 3 goals under 3 minutesWe're so fucking back
>>144643413Retard
>>144643420Tranny
>>144643431Retard
>>144643512Tranny
>>144643420>>144643431>>144643512>>144643559SpongeBob
>>144642805now wait a minute, something is off in this pic
>>144642970I still couldn't figure out why Vegas lowballed him.
>>144643768Because he's 36 years old and they didn't want to pay him for what he's done.
go panthers
>>144638661Secret Service Chris is what really makes this photo great
Bulju has finally figured it out
>>144643922bwoah
b;y
>3 assists in one gameyeah im thinkin' he's back
>>>/x/38888888 soonget your jlmi or your >rags ready retard
>>144639632so this gay general is basically one mentally ill person arguing with himself? no wonder its so gay
gimi
>when the latest installment of his favorite reading material is out
>>144638418I dont think I would recover if I got beat by some boomer
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
off to the gf store anyone need anything?
>>144644887A will to live
>>144644897that's at the will to live store. it's in the same shopping center, i'll see if they have anything in stock
>>144644887A country girl with traditional values but I’ll settle for whatever they have in the bargain bin
>>144644887Yeah a cheap chinese import, doesn't have to last longterm.
>>144644937>I’ll settle for whatever they have in the bargain binOk so a country girl with traditional values
Taking the kitties to get spayed
>>144645070Based Bob Barker appreciator
>>144645070could you get matty neutered while youre at ithe is spraying everywhere
For girly drinks and parlor gamesWe'll pass around the easy lieOf absolutely no regretsAnd later maybe you could tryTo let your losses dangle offThe sharp edge of a centuryWe'll talk about the weatherOr how the weather use to be
10 days until the European opener 14 days until the North American opener
Goooooood morning /hoc/! If /yourteam/ plays tonight, show them some love!
>>144645070make sure to give kitty a treat after the appointment :3
Eating oatmeal bros!
I was born in '67The year of Sgt. PepperAnd Are You Experienced?Into a suburb of heavenYeah, it should've been foreverIt all seems to make so much senseBut after a whileYou realize time fliesAnd the best thing that you can doIs take whatever comes to you'Cause time fliesShe said luck is all you make itYou just reach out and take itNow let's dance a whileShe said nothing ever happensIf you don't make it happenAnd if you can't laugh then smileBut after a whileYou realize time fliesAnd the best thing that you can doIs take whatever comes to you'Cause time fliesAnd laughing under summer showersIs still the way I see you nowHow does time break downWith no marker, things slow down.A conference of the strangeAnd your family is derangedI could tell you what I'm thinkingWhile we sit here drinkingBut I'm not sure where to startYou see there's something wrong hereI'm sorry if I'm not clear,Can you stop smoking your cigar?But after a whileYou realize time fliesAnd the best thing that you can doIs take whatever comes to you'Cause time fliesAnd the coat your wore to Alton TowersIt's still the way I see you now
I actually preferred the Stars Avalanche game having no announcers last night but what the fuck was up with A) no scoreboard/clock and B) why the FUCK are they trying to make the puck tracker a thing again
SOMETHING'S GETTING IN THE WAYSOMETHING'S JUST ABOUT TO BREAKI WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACEIN THE DIARY JANEAS I BURN ANOTHER PAGEAS I LOOK THE OTHER WAYI STILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACE IN THE DIARY OF JANE SO TELL ME HOW IT SHOULDBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>144642805That's hazel Moore. She is a black cock addict
>>144639045Sorry I slept during my high school finnish classes
>>144644669He likes candy
>>144645716does she know randy and dylan
>laffs
>laffs>rags>vegassThe axis of evil
>>144645769laffs are the comic relief villain
>>144645716i've coomed to her blacked videos
>>144645821And the >rags are the villain that appears menacing at first but turns out to be a massive disappointment
>>144644669I never knew mcdavid was a based red bull sipper
>>144645841Average Penguins fan
>>144644887Ivy League hockey player gf!
Well I guess no goals Laine is a bust on another team
Reddit creaming their pants at habs fans cheering laine getting the puck just shows how little expectations they have for him
our Sennies :)
The #1 pick in 2025 is going to be another 5'11 manlet
>>144646118And my sensissies will draft him
>>144645925she'll be a wallstreet girl boss ceo while I serve as her house husband
Jeff skinner was invisible
Skinner for Poo
Samir bros... we got humiliated...
>>144645917Noel will never be real bud.
Flames are undefeated this preseason. Thoughts?
>>144646191Flames 2-0Utah 2-0Stars 2-0Sabres 2-0Panthers 2-0good teams right thurrr
>>144646118From Long Island
>>144646191preseason doesn't count
>>144646179Samir is too busy making curry deliveries to be checking hockey news
>soilers are the first team in NHL history to lose 2 game in one daySamirbros...
>>144646209Says who?
>>144646233Oilers fans coping about losing twice in the same night.
>remember to poo in the loo and not in your shoe
>>144646335
McDavid is a natural born leader, he will motivate his team to bounce back from these preseason losses
>>144646179theres gonna be a lot more seething this entire season
Out: Ceci, Desharnais, BrobergIn: Brown, Stecher, EmbersonOiler sisters our defence….
2 games in and Bichsel has >1 GWG >1 assist >2 fights won >2 penalties
>>144646381good for mcdavid for calling out his shit team
>>144646456I’m conflicted about it. Yes they are shit and should be called out but there’s something so unconvincing about McDavid yelling.
>>144646381Mcdavid should’ve stepped up himself. 0 goals in game 7. Take some responsibility.
>>144646421I'm not even sure which group is more shit.
>>144646481Brown is one of the worst dmen I’ve ever watched. He’s not an nhl player.
>>144646454Bichsel Rempe fight will be kino
>>144646499Oh shit it's Josh Brown? Yeah out of the revolving door of "Why the fuck is this guy still in the NHL?" defensemen my Sensies used over the years he was undoubtedly the worst.
Calling your favourite team the _____-ies has to be the most cringe trend to come out of /hoc/ in the last 5 years
>>144646513That would require rempe to get ice time
>>144646555>mad>at naming conventions
my thread standardsies :)
>>144646568Yes
>>144638661lmao nice
>>144646469I can't wait to laugh at his autism
Imagine being one of the Kraken players and getting an erection in locker room and then female coach walks in
>>144646731because one of your favorite teammates is naked?
>>1446464720 points* and only 2 shots. And then they gave him the Smythe anyway. Bob choked 3 games in a row, and McDavid choked the biggest game of his life. Breaking a record doesn't even matter at that point. They should have have just drawn a name from a hat
>>144646780remember when it got so bad that bob was benched?
Lost my folder. Can someone post some Capitals Pepes and Wojaks
>>144646555Can't WAIT for my Wingies to play tomorrow night!
>>144646787>bench bob>fucking stolarz lets in 3 moreI would have thrown things at them if I was PoMo
>>144646791No
>>144646731i bet she wishes pk played for the krakken haha
>>144646421soilers D = laffs D = ECHL tierNext, we review goaltending, here on Roger's hometown fucktards.
It's preseason, none of these games mean anything
Flameschuds signing sociopaths again
>>144646179the senaturds stanley cup right here
>>144647103Why are alberta teams like this. If the leafs signed the amount of scumbags the soilers and lames did I’d stop being a fan.
>>144647119Yeah, laffs only sign quality players.
>>144647103It’s only an issue now cause he’s white
>>144647119Ynr shayne corson
ads on ice should be criminal offense, punishable by death.
>>144647290That's anti-Semitic
>>144646811So that’s the power of former ducks goaltending
>>144645674I'm pretty sure they were showing the feed from the jumbotron. At some point a lookalike cam with this guy came up and then went away, plus the arena music was being being played through the feed. And like 5 minutes into the 3rd ESPN said the game was over and I went to bed.
>>144647314Now present day >laffs goaltending
>>144647338he'll fit in perfectly with the >laffs
>>144639881w2c sneakers
>>144647403white af1s with gum sole. or basically any low top white sneaker with a gum sole.
>>144647167Atleast he’s a good person
>>144647436thanks. I wish I made more money so I could be /fa/
>>144647456Learn to thrift and save for at least decent quality clothes. You don't need a huge wardrobe to look nice.
I had the BEST dream. I dreamt my flames beat he oilers TWICE in one day. In fact twice at the SAME TIME. Oilers had all their STARS on the ice: Mcmeme, Drai, Highman etc. And my flames were TOO MUCH to handle. If only it were real life and not a dream. Oilyboys with their "cup contenders" getting shit on by my flames. :)
>>144647519Oilers forced the flames into a rebuild bitch ass pussy.
>>144647471I'll follow your directions
>>144647519Last night I dreamt I was making out with a girl I had a crush on 20 years ago and her super bitchy best friend at the time was watching us. I looked the girl up on instagram and she's fat now.
>>144647551>she's fat now.At least now you have a chance.
>>144647525If my dream was real life, I think the rebuild would be over If only :(
>>144647562Based
>>144647551I wonder how many of my high school classmates are obese now
>>144647607>checks flagstatistically like 40 percent
only shit teams today
>>144647562JEN
>>144647623False my Sensies are playing :)
>>144647562_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>144647525Relax bro its only the preseason
>>144647638Preseason doesn’t matter. It’s flsmestards acting like it does.
>>144647638You know they're coping and seething when even their Twitter guy is.
cashier girl made extra long skin contact when giving me change bro's go flames
>a grown man named bitchsel
>>144647675next time ask for her number
>>144647675>changeRetard
>>144647679nah she had blue hair and face piercings>>144647707straight cash nigga
I have a $100 bill in my wallet. Not even sure if it's real.
>>144647738Does it have Trump on it
>>144647724I’d take any girl at this point. I’m a 25 year old virgin.
might watch raw soon
>>144647738is it brown and has borden on it? Back has some lady using insulin
Might not ask soon
>>144647766rampage was cancelled tranny
>>144647752I'm a 26 year old virgin and I'm in the same boat
10/10 cutie invited me to her house for 4 days. Whole time I never had the courage to do anything. Now she's dating someone. I'm a retard.
>>144647778slopdown lost half its viewers after it got cancelled
>>144647798Did you sleep on her couch? Did she do anything to indicate she was interested? Why did she invite you in the first place?
>>144647793>>144647752You two should sleep with eachother
>>144647804smackdown got promoted by making more money on USA and gaining an extra hour of tv timenxt just beat collision and rampage combinedKWAB till tiny
>>144647808She was 100% interested and flirted with me the whole time. Like she had super intense eye contact and wore revealing clothing etc.
>>144647819but we're both boys
>>144647828Then yes you're a retard, but it's by being retarded that you learn so don't beat yourself up too hard friend.
>brett favre has parkinsonsgood.
The Flames announced today that they have assigned the following players to their respective junior clubs:Jacob Battaglia (LW) (Kingston, OHL)Axel Hurtig (D) (Calgary, WHL)Eric Jamieson (D) (Everett, WHL)Hunter Laing (RW) (Prince George, WHL)Henry Mews (D) (Ottawa, OHL)Luke Misa (LW) (Brampton, OHL)Etienne Morin (D) (Moncton, QMJHL)
>>144647844Feels bad. Only girl to ever show interest was a literal 10/10 cutie. I go back to never talking to anyone cept you frens
>>144647290That's anti-Finnish
watching an all ego ethan page interview and said his daughter is in grade 1 i didn't know he was canadian desu
>>144647952>watching anything all e-slop braindead
>>144648018cope i don't watch main event or lvl up
lvl up is based
Dspgaming watches wwe
>>144648142So does boogie
>>144648142>>144648192So wrestling attracts fat retards. Got it.
>Your local sports team? Not very good!There I just saved every wrestletard a lifetime of watching their shitty sweaty mandrama "promos"
Then. Now. Forever .
>>144648226T O G E T H E ROGETHER
>>144647847My mother has parkinsons
>>144648282I'm sorry. My aunt has it and will die by the end of the year
>>144648282So does Gary
>>144648202>Copey is 5'6 and morbidly obeseNo wonder he's always here and always seething at my Stars
>>144648332This. It always comes back to jealousy and intimidation at the end of the day.
>>144648282give her as much love as you can
>if you lose for 25 years you winKWAB
>>144638418Chad enough to have his mexigf attack the boomer without any second thoughts.
>>144648389How do I get abs like that?
>>144648436Train like a professional athlete I’m guessing
>>144648424latinx women love fighting
>changes the subject KWAFB
>latinx
>>144648492
Who is winning the Preseason Trophy
>>144648517Utah. Just the way Gary drew it up.
>>144648517same as usual, flambes, senaturds and ded wongsnone of which will be relevant come april
laffs are only relevant in april for the annual laffing
Next thread should be Flames related
>dom in a shark cage hanging over liv vs rhea at bad bloodK I N OINO
>>144648576It's always dramatic irony on how they'll get eliminated
>>144648580Shut the fuck up
adding the finishing touches to the new thread you guys are gonna love love love it
>>144648629True it should be the islanders instead
>>144648645Thanks I'm excited :)
Gonna go check out The Substance later.
>>144648665Retard
fuck fedex
My hockey club :)
Where is it, cuck?
stop calling me a fucking cuck i'm not making it anymore
>>144648772posting it now
>>144648789>>144648789>>144648789NEW
>>144647445Slow Joe was a cheap shot artist and choker. >laffs
