>>144641948My Steelers :)
This is the bread
>that'll be $275M dollars
see what happens when I dont make the Gennies - someone has to restore order
Total Zac Taylor death
>As for the Bengals, they just produced the best offensive performance of the season in terms of EPA per drive and success rate... and lost.>They didn't punt or turn it over. 7 possessions: 4 TDs, 2 FGs, 1 missed FG.>On the season, Bengals offense is 4th in EPA per drive and 1st in success rate. They are 0-3.
uh, isn't it the head coach's job to lead the team?
1. Allen2. Darnold 3. Dalton4. Carr5. MayfieldYour top 5 qbs. Discuss.
Wlwions
Nick Wright will still claim Trevor Lawrence is a Top 5 QB after this. Genuinely unreal how much coddling high draft picks get by the media no matter how bad they are, even Bryce Young had people crying how it was all the Panthers fault for ruining his development and that wasn't his fault he can't throw anything but a checkdown, thank god Dalton shut them all up.
Who does he root for?
>>144641948Thanks for making a real thread, anon.
>>144641948Thank goodness, queefsfag is having a melty in the other one
>>144642010Some fag NFC team like the 49jotos.
>>144641997He needs to pick up the slack, because Bungles D coordinator is a fucking idiot
Tom
>>144641948Fucking kek
>>144642010Bears
>>144642008Darnold and Baker looked terrible in Carolina and have since found new life on new teams. Young looks uniquely terrible but some teams are just completely inept at cultivating talent.
>>144641997What more could he have done? That defense the Bengals fielded, at home no less, was criminal.
>>144641999only thing that you need to be discussing is getting back on your medication with your court appointed therapist
>>144641981dont forget the tipno refunds
>>144641997I would start at telling Cam Brit to shut the fuck up.
>>144642017Dummy, you put the naked pinky in back.
>>144641997The internal battle of whether to be a football player or a dressup model
>>144641948Wtf is that Tony Soprano on the run from the NY mob
>>144642008Dalton is the perfect QB for a dire situation. Even better than Fitzpatrick. Both those guys would probably have been the rare players that made it that would have been better in boomerball days because they don't drop off much under pressure
>>144642008Fuck him and fuck you nerd
>>144641997Burrow going to be DC next game
>>144641997>Joey Reddit>Critical thinking
>>144642010Whatever team cucks root for. So Chicago
>>144642034many such cases
>>144642029too late
>>144641997Joey 2-decades-behind-trends
You retards seem to forget the Bengals don't try the first 4 games
>>144641997Imagine having some guy with that hair trying to act like he's your leader.
>>144642056He's cute
>>144642011Can't help yourself huh you fucking mindbroken retard
>>144642056Why are the Bungles so cocky? They haven't done shit since they lost the owl
>>144642068Go back to your containment thread faggot
>>144642044>Both those guys would probably have been the rare players that made it that would have been better in boomerball daysHow underage are you? Dalton’s entire bengals career was him shitting his pants in any game that wasn’t an early-afternoon-slot with nobody watching and low stakes. Playoffs? Shit. Primetime? Shit. Game that isn’t early-mid-season against a shitter? Shit.
Holy shit bro Joey Reddit just requested a trade to the Dolphins
>>144642021Muh IQ is overrated from the race war shit here but where it pays does pay off a lot is when you're qbing a disaster team. Dalton is a big brain and those other three are not
>>144642073Every second of your life dedicated to this. You are so fat
>>144641997The best thing Joe can do is take Zac Taylor out in the woods and leave him there
>>144642032He's demonstrating where the next one will go
>>144642060>Noooo! Losing was part of our plan, you see?!KWAB
>>144642082Don't be upset no one likes you here
Divisions by record:>8-4:NFC North>7-5:AFC EastAFC West>6-6NFC EastNFC SouthNFC West>5-7:AFC North>3-9:AFC South
>>144641952The league hasn't seemed to pick up on it yet but the steel curtain is fucking backBest defensive unit I've seen from this team in a long ass time
>>144642089You seem to think we're having some sort of banter. We are not even the same species you fucking loser, all I'm doing is telling you to kill yourself
>>144642092>NFC South isn't the worst division anymoreBased
>>144642060>heh, we're just losing on purpose to preserve some arbitrary narrative about how we suck early in the seasonMaybe they're just bad?
My name is Patrick Mahomes and I enjoy watching my wife fuck other men
>>144642079make Chase play qb and the Bengals can pretend to be the Ravens for a while instead of always pretending to be the Steelers
Ball was not catchableThat was pass interference in the end zone
>>144642092Kino!
>>144642098No I mean no one likes you so go back to your gay boy thread and talk with the gay boys. Men are talking here sweaty
Why wouldn't Tomlin just keep Russ just in case for the season? They're not paying him anything so who cares.
>>144642044you rang?
>>144642076Bengals were never good that's why lol. They would have lost those games too without him
>>144642106And I'll post about it every second of my life because I'm totally not a waste!
>>144642106Nah you were
>>144642106It's over, baby bro. bungles lost. Have fun in the basement, but hey, at least you got joeybaumsworld :)
q lindo ser hincha de los chiefs
losing a celly is like losing a chick
>>144642116he dresses like a P Diddy victim
>>144641997>>144642034teams under .500 should be forced to show up to every game in fruit of the loom t-shirts, wrangler jeans, and sketchers, or face a $100k fine
>>144642110Who's saying otherwise?
>>144642126He and Mahomes went to the parties in high school...
Adjusted for Week 3. I will be taking comments and concerns at this time.
>>144642116Is Burrow the best gay quarterback ever? Or is it still Rodgers?
>>144642126He hangs out with MGK, I wouldn't be surprised that he's a bussy boi.
Over/under on the amount of times the choofsfreak will threaten to kill people ITT for making fun of his football team? We got a few the last thread
>>144642108Almost every time you post you get hounded by people telling how tired of you they are and how unwanted you are. You are unwanted by your own parents. You are a freak who actively ruins any place he goes, whether it's the house you won't move out of or the general you live in.
>>144641997Layne Staley vibes
>>144642116What a goober
>>144642116getting ready for a cameo in the new barbie movie
>>144642133Rodgers until this fruit gets 2 rings
>>144642143>until this fruit gets 2 ringslol
>>144642138But enough about you. Back to your cucktainment thread faggot. Notice how everyone left it
>>144642097They’re really good. I have a feeling they’ll have a season similar to Cleveland’s last year, where they have the best D in the league, but their offense puts a hard cap on how far they can go.
>>144642112>ynr the 3/4 sb champ patriots being heavy underdogs to the Jake Plummer led broncos and no one being surprised when they lostsounds so weird in a vacuum
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!NFL TO SAN ANTONIO!
>>144642138>hounded by people telling how tired of you they are and how unwanted you areNigga it’s just you do you actually think you’re fooling anyone kek
>We're the team to beat
>>144642150What are you even talking about dumbass, I didn't make that thread and don't care that we moved here. You are so mentally dysfunctional you live on an entirely different planet. If only that were literally true, for everyone's sake, especially your parents
>>144642155>getting btfo by the 7th seed in the first round Yeah thats us
Well, is it?
>>144642116
>>144642161Yeah I'm responding to you five times in one minute, which is the average rate of people telling you to fuck off when it isn't midnight. "N-no u!" Fucking dumbass
>>144642164>more projectionWhy are you still here
>>144642068>>144642082WE DON'T NEED NO CIVILIZATIONWE DON'T NEED NO BIRTH CONTROLNO MORNING AFTER, JUST GRAB THE VACUUMTAYLOR LEAVE THEM CATS ALONEHEY TAYLOR! LEAVE THEM CATS ALONEALL IN ALL YOU'RE JUST A-NOTHER CHICK WHO GOT WALLEDALL IN ALLYOU'RE JUST A-NOTHER CHICK WHO GOT WALLED
>>144642167Steelers are clinching the 1st seed, bucko.
how many buffalo cuck signs were on tv tonight?
Could this retarded chiefscuck just get a trip so I can filter his inbred ass already?
>>144642178I don’t even know what you’re referring to at this point, go back to your containment thread
>>144642180Good Wikipedia word stupid fuck, too bad you're too stupid to see you're the only one culpable of it. What are you still doing here? Going to tell everyone again how the league is rigged? Going to derail yet another thread with your low IQ provocations? Thrilling. Thanks for that.
I guess the best SB matchup right now would be vikings and bills. Who would win? I’m tempted to say the bills because of how good Allen is playing. That being said, I think the vikings defense is the only defense in the league that can stop him, or exploit his fatal flaw; forced to pass when under pressure and unable to run. Vikings are the best pass rush without a doubt and also are very good at containing qbs that might otherwise rush for a first down. This would force Allen to pass, in which he is very prone to making interceptions, which the vikings so far seem very good at picking up. Would love to see the matchup
>>144642097a league that was too busy pumping up mac jones to notice the pats d just doesn't care about d.
>>144642155Clowns defense was just extremely good at crushing shitters. Bad teams couldn't get 150 yards on them pretty reliably, but it got iffy when the offense got better. Stoolers are effectively a better defense for contending
>>144642196razorcakes defense gets banged up after Week 12 and they exit in the Divisonal round. The Chris Pratt knockoff just can't win with these cats.
>>144642132Are the Ravens still a media darling when they almost had a generational throw against a garbage time cowboys? Definitely still on fraud watch, although I think that win will help their shattered mental goin forward.
I'm moving the Bills to the top of my list. Holy fucking shit this is a complete team.
>>144642190You mean you don't understand how posting on 4chan works? What do you mean you don't know what I'm referencing? Are you artlessly claiming ignorance in a way that makes no sense because you're a fucking retard trying to act like you're someone else?
>>144642132Eagles should be fraud watch
>>144642189>i'd rather keep crying about flags but these people won't let me
Bills Vikings White QB Bowl
>>144642196I’d be really sad if my Vikies lost thoughbeit. I’d rather see them not make the SB ever than to see them lose it.
>>144642209The AFC is a three-horse race between KC, Houston and Buffalo, Baltimurder isn’t doing shit
>>144642213Can they win against the Chiefs though?
He keeps responding
>>144642187At least 3. Something demonic is going on up there.
>>144642155Same as last year really. Opponent scores 25 or more? They win. Score less than that they lose. I think they hold more teams below 25 this time around though. The offense is actually getting into field goal range and more importantly killing clock.
>>144642196I think Falcons Bills could also be kino. The dirty birds are the biggest jobbers/most cursed alongside the vikes.
>>144642215Meds.
>buffalel dicksuckers think they won't be injured by playoff timeGo ahead and eat the cake, fuckers.
uhhh bengalbros..?
>>144642226Literally what you live for
>>144642225Who's side are the reffies on first?
>>144642225Absolutely, as long as the refs don't put their finger on the scale.
To fuck your mother's smelly cunt
>>144642220kendricck lamar doing the halftime show for the two whitest teams in the league would be kino
>>144642225In a fair game, absolutely.
>>144642225lets ask Josh
>>144642225>This is the year! Trust me /pol/bro!
>>144642251I love when cosplayed that bae
>>144642225In a fair fight, yesBut lol let’s be real
>>144642221I used to think this until 2018. trust and believe I will take another THREE POINTS instead of being medicore
>>144642236It would be kino, but a blowout. Falcons would get mulched on defense
I can't stop sucking meaty cocks... Go chiefs btw!
>>144642251What were your thoughts on that no-call DPI by the Commanders tonight?
Marvin Lewis and Bob Bratkowski would (and have) run a more successful Bengals team than these clowns
>>144642269Nah Marvin Lewis sucked ass
>>144642221Reichard is setting himself up to be the next Gary Anderson. Dude needs to miss one soon just so he doesn’t choke
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California.
>>144642274Hot if true
>>144642274>Temubaitwouldnt be suprised if she was the one behind making these posts
>>144642274latinx*
>>144642268Didn't watch the game, was too busy playing vidya game. Saw the redskins up 2 scores and >Jasg so I decided to do something better with my time.
>>144642276It is. She’ll try to deny, but don’t believe her lies.
>>144642274>>144642276She was born a woman too
>>144642273That’s exactly what I thought lol. Get a couple misses out of you. I’d rather have a Kai Forbath than a Gary Anderson.
>>144642272>winning record with all those garbage teams he had to deal withRetard
>>144642284Haha I love when you play Sims Temujin!
Remember when the Jags started last season 8-3 and everyone thought they'd be an easy playoff lock?
>>144642284Hm. Commanders committed a clear DPI on a two-point conversion that didn't get called. I think they must have been rigging the game for the Washington Commanders?
>>144642274shes also a cashier :3
I'm a trans latina living in Cincinnati, Kentucky
>>144642225my money's on the Chiefs knocking the Bills out in the playoffs AGAIN
>>144642209>>144642223Ravens have Bills next, which feels like a fraud check only if they get blown out. I can dig Eagles on fraud watch against Tampa. If they go and lay an egg in Florida again it will be rough
>>144642293that's too fast to call him in real time
>>144642274which means she's roughly 5 feet tall, 190 pounds, and sells oranges at an interstate off ramp
>>144642290>0/7 in in the playoffs with Carson Wentz, Ochocinco, and TO
>>144642299Strange that everyone in the stadium immediately saw it then
>>144642301It’s the injun genetics. Gotta keep ‘em away from the soda and hot chip.
>>144642304it's bengals home stadium
Nah you can miss me with the revisionist history Marvin Lewis wasn't a choking bitch. Zac Taylor sucks too but he did more than Lewis did in 16 years
>>144642293I mean, lot of the money was probably on the bengos. Not many were expecting them to keep shitting it up and not bounce back.Give me the webm and I'll tell you what I think.>>144642291Working on my commons only run of yugioh spirit caller, r8 my deck.
>>144642293How about your defense get a single fucking stop. Like any. Even the giants shitty squad kept them out of the endzone.
>>144642302Lol I meant Carson Palmer
Hilarious how bungles are crying about refball when refball was the only reason they were in the owl.
Bengals need to hire Vrabel NOW or they're not a serious franchise
Everybody has a little bit of Diddy in them
>>144642317crying about refball is the bungle fans natural state
The Carson Palmer Bengals were fun to watch. Especially before "that" playoff game
>>144642297>only if they get blown outthis is always a fraud check. the only modern teams to have it happen even once in a season and win a SB were all 3 of the second run pats teams. happens pretty frequently in division though
>>144642282Kys CANUK Subhuman
>>144642326>
>>144642329>this is always a fraud checkmeant to say outside your division
no Joke Bengals should only be allowed to Draft Ginger QBs. they aren't SOVLFUL otherwise
BrotherEveryNiggaGotArrestedLastSeason
bungles should've paid their defense instead of joeybaumsworld.
I'd be very surprised if Shad wasn't speed dialing Belichick and saying 'name your price' b4 the first qtr ended
>>144642343Based latina Raiders fan
>>144642343ILosOriginal Vegas RaidersEverlasting YeahhhhOhhhhjUuuahhhh
>>144642346>Mr. Khan was quoted as saying, “fuck you Mr. Taylor bloody basterd bitch, why do you not redeem the Burrow sir”
>>144642011K, b.
>>144642097Steelers getting the 7th this year, defense is just too good and the offense is functional at worst
Who else wants the /redbowl/ Darnold vs Dalton in the NFCCG
>>144642356Oh baby
>>144642356KeepYourselfSafe
>>144642362
>>144642068Me to myself in the mirror after posting “coach primate” for the 27th time on CFB Saturday
>>144642375Kek
Temujin doesn’t like being exposed kek
>>144642332subhumxn*
Ok cuteI assume one of you chuds will want use this for the next general
>>144642382She is just being quirky. That's how she is haha
Busting UranusSexuallySeedingYogurt
>>144642366pretty based NigFC script desu, unless it was both in Minnesota and they won
>>144642339ok some people got a little more diddy in them than others
>>144642346I live in Naples. Can confirm. I heard a strange scream rip across the sky about an hour ago. It sounded distinctly like Shad Khan.
>>144642371Kisses You Back
>>144642371How about you post that practice playlist you were talking about a few days ago?
Last night was amazing Jenny. I touched myself reading the messages over and over again.
hello fellow NFCE week 3 winners
>Tua's first public interview following his concussion scare against the Billshttps://voca.ro/16zeReJy3aIB
>>144642408yezzir
>>144642346>"write that I'm normally a gentleman but I'm pretty perturbed at losing 12 years in a row
Daniels is top 3 and he's not... well yeah actually, he's 3
>>144642309You play casual? Got any meta decks?
I was told that le heckin’ bengos were “elite”.
>>144642346>gives a huge contract to a mediocre QB that has done nothing to earn it>Why is my team always shit?Maybe you should have waited to see how he looked this season, retard. You still had 2 years left on his rookie contract to decide if he was worth it. I hate this team so much.
>>144642417They meant elite at losing
>>144642346>37 point loss>not even top 5 worst in franchise history>team’s only existed for 30 yearsLmao
>>144642346His team got massacred on national TV by an opponent that’s currently rebuilding. I’d be mad too
>>144642371Post feet
Washington/Bengals game was the first really good game of the year. I didnt have a rooting interest on either side and it was fun just watching an exciting game for once where both teams were scoring
T Law needs Belichick to unlock his Brady lite potential
Jetsbros, the Broncos defense isn't going to bountygate Rodgers, r-right?
>>144642417They still are. That was an unfortunately timed coming out party for Jaden Daniels. They weren't expecting an elite QB and their defense wasn't prepared. They'll still end up being a top 3 AFC team this year
>>144642431Of course a zoomer likes no defense shootouts, absolutely disgusting.
>>144642404Believe it or not, I do happen to have that old ass mp3 player lying around. It's been untouched since high school, so it's all the same songs.>TRUCY MIX 2010The MiddleBlack ParadeThrough the Fire and FlamesYouUprisingSelf EsteemHolidayBoulevard of Broken DreamsWe're Not Gonna Take ItI'm Not OkaySeven Nation ArmyLosing My ReligionHoly Wars The Punishment DueCome Out and PlayBat CountryGuerilla RadioRun to the HillsAmerican IdiotEuro-BargeI Can't DecideParalyzerA Little Peace of HeavenThis Day We FightYou're Gonna Go Far KidHysteriaTom SawyerReady to DieSupermanFeel Good IncThey're Not Horses, They're Unicorns
>>144642425They were an above .500 franchise when he bought them too
>>144641948Why does Coach Primate to the Jasg feel legitimately possible
bengals are the best 0-3 team of all time
>>144642431Of couse a Chad such as yourself likes no defense shootouts, absolutely based.
>>144642439This is a Playlist for women. You keep exposing yourself Temujina
>>144642416I only play the old stuff. I see this new shit and it's not even the same game. I'm not exactly all for unga bunga summoned skull but there has to be a middle ground somewhere.
>>144642169Those dead eyes aren’t doing this poster any favors
>>144642443I think he wants a spot on the Cowboys staff and for them to draft Shadeur
>>144642450A lot can happen in 13 seconds.
>>144642447What does that even mean? That playlist is plenty masculine.
>>144642428
>>144642437Owari da
>>144642017Crazy how this dude won 7 super bowls. I'm drunk so it's might sound retarded, but guy won SEVEN SUPER BOWLS. He was in 10. Theres like what 59 rn? He was in 10 of them. Since he's retired it's hitting me how crazy bro's career was
>>144642225With no ref interference, absolutely
>>144642446it's not like there's defense in the other games, the offenses just shoot themselves in most games
>bungles
>>144642451He'll probably want $70 million for his son.
>>144642436They'll try. Luckily the oline has been actually pretty decent. Of course its gonna be a tough game, but maybe breece keeps the streak of dominating them alive.
>What does that even mean? That playlist is plenty masculine.
>>144642451>staff jobAin’t no way a HC agrees to that. Constant circus and media retards clamoring for him to take over the HC job whenever the current HC loses a game
>>144642465Jerry is the only owner who would accept that
redskins haven't punted since week 1jayden daniels is so skinny though
>>144642460>iToddler counts the chink flu seasono i am laffin
>>144642460Had coin flip odds of being in the owl every year while getting the quarter of attention a certain other player is getting.
>>144642439Holy barf
Game 1: Burrow's first game back after his hand injury, and looking ahead to KC. Classic fluke.Game 2: Chiefs dynasty. You'll all lose too.Game 3: Oh good it's only the Com--WHAT THE FUCK JADEN DANIELS IS ELITE AHHH STOP HIM AHHH game over. This is all excusable and understandable if you know ball. 0-3 looks bad but they're not a bad team.
>>144642473Even counting that it's 6, with one team. Retarded how crazy that is.
>>144642482Yep, reads like a sound analysis to me. Fuck the Chiefs though.
>>144642469He has to know he's out of his element as a HC, let alone an NFL HC.
>>144642482Be that as it may be they’re cooked for this season. 0-3 is basically insurmountable.
>>144642482their defense isn't going to let them win shit lol
my Jawfu Alex Curry still looks good, damn why haven't I put a baby in her yet I wonder>>144642460nah it still blows my mind I was a kid when he dad dicked my Rams the first time and then I grew up and got a life only to see him dad dick my Rams a second time. Fuck that guy but nah its absolutely fucking wild. I hope Mahomes shatters all his records tho, just as one last fuck you for cucking us out of 2 Owls (01 in hindsight got them back to LA so I cant hate it too much)
>>144642480Still 7 rings. Idgaf if it's Trent dilfer, that alone is notable.
>>144642482>0-2 in the AFC>haven't played any division games yetYup, bungles are getting cooked by haitians this season.
>>144642467Baker did get sacked 7 times but I don't know if the Buccs Oline was considered good or not before
>>144642482If you can't get the refs to call in your favor at pivotal moments, you're a bad teamThems the breaks
>>144642482they are a bad team because they are poorly coached
>>144642437>wasn't prepared Would they have worn different outfits or something
>>144642022scored TDs on the fg drives
>>144642460kinda selfish, hogging all those lombardisbut it makes it more valuable - to win in brady's era you had to beat the goat
>>144642439Based Megadeth and A7X enjoyer
>>144642017He bites his cuticles which is a sign of being a nervous weak willed bitch
>>144642482They're a bad team because they lose games and didn't pay their defense.
>>144642482Daniels will always be a hard interconfernce matchup like how Jackson is 21-1 against the NFC if he stays around. The more you see him the easier hell be though. One off games are a nightmare though. Buying low on the bungholes right now is advisable
I had sex today, anyone else?
I don't understand how Malik Willis looks like a functional NFL QB now. It doesn't seem possible.
>>144642518I don't care if he bit his cuticles at half time as he shit on the Falcons. Also very gay of you to observe his hands like that
I was busy this weekend having sex with lots of women. I missed the threads on Sunday. Did this place go apeshit for Dalton?
>>144642530I had handsex last night.
>>144642482>pay QB>window closesMany such cases. Sad!>>144642515Or just get lucky and dodge him in playoffs
>>144642532Green Bay is just a good team.
>>144642532Green Bay Luck + Matt Lafleur. they'll never have a bad QB its just who they are.
sex time for meyawn i have it a lot so its sort of boring
>>144642530Yeah me and my 8 lovers
>>144642539>watched 3 football games yesterday >told halftime faptime 3 timesGonna need a whole week to fill the tank back up.
>>144642544so i take it youre a bottom
I remember 21 and 22 missing the entire NFL seasons minus MNF so I could hang out and sleep with my GFs then they left me. In the off-seasons. SAD
>>144642532The same way Baker and Dalton look good, some "bad" QBs just need the right team and correct set of expectations surrounding them to perform.
>>144642530i'm 26 and i haven't had a first kiss yet
>>144642532They’re rigging it for >black QBsNotice how they didn’t call DPI against the commies in the endzone earlier?
Just got back from having sex with multiple 10/10 women for a month straight. I missed a lot. Can someone tell me the reffies record?
I'm pretty fucking autistic but I'm also a blue eyed 6'3 wide shouldered GOD so women want me anyway
>>144642553Go bengies!
>>144642092
>>1446425561-51 choked against my Rams
>>144642491Not true, they'll probably finish with like 5 losses and make the playoffs
>>144642548Perfect for next Sunday! See you there ;)
Joe burrow's gay
>>144642343Dejastes el comal prendido pendeja
>>144642530I thought about it but decided to get drunk instead
Bungles are still making the playoffs. There's 14 games left and they have a last place schedule. Since they made the playoffs 7 teams it's a lot easier to get in. The redskins literally just had one of those awesome meme games and that final drive proved it. They had the 2nd and 21 but still got the first down and that insane dragon at the end. Sometimes the other team just has meme magic. Bengals will make the playoffs
Joe Bussy
>>144642553Hit the gym fatty
>>144642293/nfl/ calling refball on the r****** really does put any and all other refballs calls in jeapordy. The redskins are the least favored team in the league and have been for 25 years
>>144642553Type of guy to call me a faggot on here
Bros, I’m having too much sex, it’s taking over my life. I glance at an attractive woman at work and the next thing I know it’s an hour later and she’s bent over my desk trying to muffle her screams of pleasure. I go get some coffee and then I’m just in my bedroom with the barista sucking me off, no idea how I got there. Is there a way to manage this?
The chiefs had a 3.5 game lead over the Bengals in the AFC
>>144642587the curse of being a Chiefs chad
>>144642574Not with that shit defense. They're 0-2 in the AFC and haven't played their division rivals yet.
>>144642587a Panthers jersey
>>144642568自殺しろ、バグ。
if you were Tom Brady would you debase yourself as to be a mere commentator? seems like a blunder on his part.
>>144642564If the 2024 Cincinatti Bengals go 12-5 or better I will eat my own shit
>>1446425748mpossible in your division with that paper thin d. Ravens alone will easily win both games.
>>144642603If they go less than 12-5 I'll put an entire 12 inch dildo in my bussy
>>144642602Free will is an illusion so yes I'd do exactly what he's doing
>>144642602Nigga they're paying him 37 million a year. I would clean cement with my tongue for 37 million a year.
>>144642587just start wearing niners gear anon that shoul-nevermind you'll just get the homos instead, panthers jersey it is
>>144642574watching the game it didnt seem like a meme just looked like you got outplayed
>>144642574Plus the AFC is getting domed by the NFC like the reverse last season which means 9-8 is a safer bet for a wild card. One possession loses people read too much into and they all are. I don't think they make the playoffs simply because they're 0-3 but you can't write them off yet
>>144642605>I'll put an entire 12 inch dildo in my bussyThis but with Temujin's latina asshole instead.
>>144642607>Free will is an illusionmy man
>>144642553Hello, based department?
>>144642602>debase yourself by making 10 million dollars a year discussing football once a week>you're not even allowed to go to production meetings meaning it really is just time spent with the play by play guyNah
>>144642574>and that insane dragon at the endDaniels was so ludicrous on this play (https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1fo2gi9/highlight_jayden_daniels_throws_it_up_to_terry/)Getting to the line he realizes there are only TEN MEN ON THE FIELD. But they're coming out of a timeout and running out of playclock so he tells the panicking offense to shut the fuck up and line up anyway. Hikes and immediately nails this ridiculous dart to the moon. This is a serious fucking team
>>144642604What the division with two shit offenses that can't score TDs and the other with a meme qb that beats everyone on one of matchups and loses to everyone after they've seen him 12 times? Seems like the perfect division to hide a shit D in and squeak by
>>144642620The way hes barking orders 3 games in is pretty crazy. The best part is, it's working and more and more of them will buy in.
>>144642620>bungles defense can't even stop 10 men on the fieldYeah, they're missing the playoffs.
>>144642602Idiot lost a bunch of money in crypto and divorced his billionaire wifeDude needs a job
>>144642597They'll sweep the browns and I'd put money on them sweeping the steelers too. They'll probably split with the ravens. They have a last place schedule and nine wins will probably be enough for the playoffs
>>144642449Based. I’m trying to stay away from the metaslop but it’s hard. Gonna buy new cards when the new set drops on October.
>>144642628Based heebie Sam swindling that faggot.
>>144642449New meta is win coin toss and your opponent doesn't have hand traps? You win
so what happens when the bungles go 0-4 to the panthers and andy dalton
>>144642625He has AURA
>>144642629Worry about the panturds next, it'd be embarrassing to be 0-4 and in last place.
>>144642636The fuck's a hand trap?
>>144642637They need to somehow flex this to primetime
>>144642641Aura this dick in your ass
by the end of this season i'll be richer than all of you put together
>>144642649Anon you could be a Canadian millionaire and it would only translate to like 7 American dollars
>>144642569I was going to the fridge to grab a beer before the game started an my wife was like "Let's fuck now before you start drinking" because its hard for me to cum when I'm drunk but I can still stay hard so I wear her out
>>144642649Nope
>>144642574>last place schedule will help>0-2 against last place teamsa daring synthesis
>>144642645They're trap or monster effects that you can activate from your hand during your opponents turn. They're used to stop combos from setting up.
>>144641948>Cowboys/Gnats TNFWhy does it feel like the NFC East is involved in every other primetime game?
Yeah. I'm feelin it
>>144641948He entered his bloated stage.>>144641997Guy looks like he's going to hang himself.
>>144642660>let a rookie Quarterback score a desperation shot tuddie with 10 men on the fieldKWAB
>>144642662Goodell can’t get enough of the NFC East slop
>>144642662Amazon got fleeced by the TNF schedule yet again. They get the absolute worst ganes.
>>144642574you lost to the patriots
>>144642460>cucked Mahommes twice tooThe brown man and white man fears the Irishman.
>>144642662Giants might be able to afford the loss here with the ammount of chaos going on around the league, but it feels like this is the cowboys last chance to be considered a playoff contender.
Good bantz https://x.com/Commanders/status/1838434434497794186
>>144642602they literally made him the most important person at Fox Sports
i messaged her
>paying your QB before your defenseYour team doesn't do this right?
>>144642683Of course not
>>144642683I mean I’m not on a team’s payroll department but I assume all the players get their checks at the same time every couple weeks
>>144642679she will be impressed by the amount of cum you can shit, stay strong
ill do however many pushups the last 2 digits of my post are
Well at least, no one can blame Joe Burrow for this.
>>144642683>Paying star playersHeh, not my team!
Josh Allen is the best QB in the NFL
>>144642683>defenseWe don't need them where we're going
>>144642574>they have a last place schedule>still lost to the 2023 4th place NFCE and AFCE teamsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>white QBlost to >black rookie QB
>>144642692damn that's fucked......
Fellas I think white qb are back
>>144642683>having a defense
>>144642696The new "Payton is better than Brady actually"
>>144642679Did you tell her about your erotic fixation on a cartoon robot?
Jayden Daniels is white.
>>144642704>Josh Allen>Jayden DanielsIt's a Black QB season alright.
Daniels is better than Brady
>>144642671Yeah because they don't reach the audience of networks and Thursday night doesn't draw like Sunday late afternoon early evening despite it being called "primetime"
>>144642683>not just keeping the same mid players on your roster forever except at QB where you have a revolving door of washed up veterans until you have to make a move so you reach for a physical freak who hasn’t proven he can actually be a good college QB let alone an NFL starter
>paying QBs outside the top 5 50mill+ per yearyikes
>>144642696YUP.
>>144642715Nigga looks like he's from north of the Wall
I've never lost a Super BowlI'm better than Brady and Mahomo
>>144642724What does that even mean?
Will he be able to save the White race?
>>144642718I don't think Amazon realized boomers won't pay for Prime and they also don't know they can watch it on Twitch for free.
>>144642725What’s up, Nick Foles?
>>144642679I love you Jenny.
1. Bills2. Vikings3. Lions4. Packers5. Chiefs6. 49ers7. Texans8. Jets9. Saints10. Ravens11. Cardinals12. Cowboys13. Buccaneers14. Steelers15. Falcons16. Rams17. Seahawks18. Eagles19. Chargers20. Browns21. Bengals22. Giants23. Titans24. Raiders25. Commanders26. Colts27. Broncos28. Bears29. Panthers30. Patriots31. Dolphins32. Jaguars
>>144642725Based
>>144642683in three years your defense is completely different and unrecognizable, your QB last 15 years. only way a defense stays good for 15 years is from the coaching not the personnel
>>144642729No. Gays can’t procreate.
>>144642729
>>144642725oh Hi there, is it time to party?
>>144642731Idk ratings on Amazon are putrid, like what the #2 game on at 1pm only broadcast to 30% of the country gets
>>144642747McKekfrey babby
>>144642747BANG BANG ESCALATOR GANG
Tom Brady fucking sucks as an announcer
>>144642705>Implying the young D-Line isn't coming along nicely
>>144642735>49ers >top 10 Tippest of toppest keks. Switch them with the Seahawks.
>>144642750>Bragging about a league-mandated super bowl win
>>144642747>has lost to two black qb'sHis White man card has been revoked.
>>144642727Retard zoomers kys
>>144642735What an absolutely garbage list
>>144642764I don't get it.
>>144642750Ugly jersey
>>144642744>doesn't have to worry about women nagging him to leave the game>brojobs build on field camaraderie
>>144642711Jayden Daniels is definitely white but I'm not sure about Allen
>>144642763>gets retired by a black man named Rayne Dakota PrescottKWAB
>>144642763Beat Rodgers. He's next up.
>>144642766It's from game of thrones you stupid fuck. He looks like one of the characters north of the wall. Fuck jjzt
>>144642764GoT is shit
>>144642731Every American household above an annual income of 50k has Amazon Prime
>>144642775>referencing Games of Thrones in 2024>calling anyone else a zoomerlmao
>>144642779I make 80k and don't have it. I don't support them
>>144642772If the MetLife turf doesn't kill Rodgers' achilles again that is
>>144642782I was a real nigga posting on /tv/ when it aired
>>144642789Your reddit ass probably read the books too.
JaydenDaniels
>>144642789your a lame nigga posting about it now after how it ended
>>144642782how to be a boomer and zoomer in one post
Man the jags really got beat up, The Bills basically stopped trying at half time and the jags could only put up 7 pts
>>144642789>>144642798You can say nigger
>>144642793Yes but that was more because I was trying to fuck a bitch who liked them
>>144642779If your order is more than $30 shipping is free without it
1. Mahomes2. Allen3. DanielsAre clear at this point, after it gets hella foggy. How should we rate Purdy, who has seemed elite but just lost a game he needed to win to not seem like a system babby? Or Stafford, who has flashes of seeming elite but can never deliver when it counts? Or Burrow, after what we've seen this season? Or Lamar, who has 2 MVPs but also can't throw a football?
>tfw want my team to sack Rodgers a bunch so they win>tfw also don't want my team to be the one to end his career with an injury because he's the last of the old breedA conundrum to be sure.
>>144642116le joe cool officially jumped the shark and is cringe now
If you pay for Amazon Prime you're a sheep
>>144642760Congrats on beating the Broncos Pats and Dolphins with no QB. Huge acheivments
>>144642735lmao
If you pay taxes to the US Government you're a good goy.
If you don't pay for Amazon Prime you're a sheep
>>144642811>Stafford, who has flashes of seeming elite but can never deliver when it countsmotherfucker I will cut you
>>144642602I don't think he'd be a good coach and I think Brady probably knows that himself
Why did they pay Trevor again?
.
>>144642830It was Tony Kahn's idea :^)
>>144642823Most of it is built into the pcat of everything you buy. Businesses don't pay taxes the end buyer pays them all
>>144642825Lions were begging to lose and he just wouldn't beat them. He often has games like that. He'll make elite throws and put you in a position to win and then suddenly stop being elite.
Damar Hamlin is playing far beyond his skill level this season should be commented on.
>>144642112Based mushroom merchant. Rabbis HATE him for promoting healthy lifestyles.
>>144642815He never was cool. If he was then he wouldn't have missed Chase in the owl for a game winning touchdown.
>>144641948I don't get it for 2 seasons Chiefs was not favorite and twopeat. Early season is meaningless
>>144642811who the fuck is Daniels?
>>144642843It should be because that's probably not Damar Hamlin. He probably died.
>White QBsLamar JacksonSam DarnoldJayden DanielsJacoby Brissett Drake MayeKirk CousinsKyler MurrayMatt Stafford Brock Purdy Justin HerbertAaron Rodgers Trevor Lawrence Will LevisAndy Dalton >BlacksBaker MayfieldJalen HurtsPatrick MahomesTua LeGhettoNameJosh AllenMac JonesAnthony RichardsonJared GoffCaleb WilliamsBryce YoungBo NixDerek CarrDak PrescottDaniel Jones
>>144642132>Went from race to the bottom to first teams outHell yea
>>144642855Stroud is mixed btw
>>144642855Accurate.
>>144642855What about Ryback?!
Dropped Game of Thrones after the first episode. Did not have time for that shock shlock.
>>144642839>being protected by his 4th string left tackle after two go out in the same gamemotherfucker I will cut you
>>144642833MY quarterback! :)
>>144642863Not cool
>>144642803The scary scary part is even the Bills backups were better.
>>144642735>My Niners at 6Lmao we are no higher than 15
>>144642849Chiefs should always be favorites and only aren't because people 1. want to be contrarians 2. want someone else to win so convince themselves of teams they otherwise wouldn't believe in. You're still seeing it even after back to back SBs with the Bills hype. And if and when they 3peat it will be the same next year
>>144642135>He hangs out with MGK,So he is unironically a Diddy QB, then? Sad...
>>144642747He's black
>>144642882He's pro-abortion for a reason.
>>144642851get with the times grandpa
>>144642886He looks like he's being held at gun point
>>144642855You know nothing about Goof and Bix Nood
Watch the downfall and demise of Dougie P is really sad to watch. People cheered for him hard in the Eagles Pats owl. I cheered for in the playoffs two years when they jags came back from the 30 point lead the chargers had
>>144642706Peyton beat Brady in the playoffs
>>144642855I know you did this for (You)s but Lameme is the Platonic ideal of a black QB
>>144642870Just move out of the pocket bro. Like just step to the side and throw the ball
>>144642886Is that Mike Tomlin on the left?
>>144642886>...has anyone seen my bike?
>>144642895
>>144642897Jared Goff is west African
>>144642779Not mine. I'm married with kids with an income of $200k+ and I refuse the Amazon tax. Although it seems like everyone in our neighborhood has prime because their trucks are always going down the street
>>144642909Post the B-Rad G picture.
>>144642908Someone post his dancing tiktoks
>>144642908>pretending to smoke an unlit cigar
>>144642855Kirk Cousins is a black qb
>>144642912Based
>>144642921Jesus is watching
>>144642886that #11 has been MIA since being a crybaby bitch
>>144642906Kek
>>144642912blow you for $100
>>144642932Trip on, Temujin.
>here's your black quarterback bro
>>144642937>white gfChecks out
>>144642926Fuck him and fuck you nerd
>>144642937MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
>>144642902>hates the refs>loves the fans>is not full of himself >is the right hand communicator for Harbaugh>has dinner with Justin Tucker>isn't a cuck to (((sports agents))) He's whiter than 94% of America
>>144642933He would have felt stupid if that play got called back for a penalty and he missed a Niners win
>>144642926I don't know why this guy has a job as an analyst.
>>144642937>can only run with the football>brainlet football IQHe's black as fuck
>>144642946You're just having a bad stretch, Trevor. You can bounce back.
>>144642937Is he expecting?
>>144642953>is not full of himselfWut? He gets in fights on Twitter
>>144642878Our O-line is going to get Purdy murdered, he's good under pressure and being mobile out of the pocket which is why it isn't being talked about as much but there's only so much running he can do against better defenses who won't let him scramble so easily. McKivitz is a terrorist and the worst RT in the league and Brendel might be one of the worst centers in the league, the o-line is almost entirely being held up by Williams who hasn't been looking HoF worthy either
>>144642925This
>Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
>>144642956>Shartahan winning a superbowl Anon I…
>>144642953>inability to run anything more than a basic offense, literally had to practice saying a cadence >Wonderlic score of -16>average passer at his absolute best, always prefers shucking and jiving>folds in January
>>144642921We're far from the glory days
>>144642845His mushroom shit is one of those meme things where it's like $150 for a tiny bag of powder
recycle>>144636723>>144636723>>144636723
>>144642976White trash is still white bud. You ever seen Talladega Nights? He has
Mahomes is struggling with being a closet Trump supporter and having to hold his tongue and give Kelce and Taylor Swift the spotlight as they prance around with democrat bigwigs.
>>144642973Gayleb was told he would burn in hell for his sins of homosexuality so he's atheist
>>144642925What about the Christian QB category?
>>144642979No
>>144642984Then he's a spineless American. His wife has bigger balls than he does
>>144642984Gotta love how that roastie is pulling a Yoko Ono between them
>>144642957>nose
>>144642968>God ordered the machination of the universe such that 100 million people die of hunger so I can be a football player.
>>144642990>Christcuck QBinto the trash
>>144643002
>>144643007>>144643007>>144643007
>>144643014>>144643014>>144643014>>144643014
>>144643016This is the one
>>144643012>>144643016Fucking retards
>>144642979Go fuck yourself queefie
>>144642984He's getting outshined by his tight end and his tight ends gf when he was being called baby goat. That's gotta hurt the ego.
>>144642984Mahomes not throwing to Kelce seems like some kind of passive aggressive thing kek
>>144642957he's a paid troll
>>144642976>average passer at his absolute best, always prefers shucking and jivingsomeone never watched bubby brister
>>144642735>Panthers that lowDidnt think I'd be saying that this year
>>144643117They beat the raiturds, settle down.
>>144642735>Steelers that lowits time to stop coping
>>144642735>Panthers not top 20 over all the garbage 21-32Shut the fuck up darkskin
