muay thai babushka edition
>Mark my words. Roundtree will run right threw Alex Piera. Rountree's taken out his last 6. 5 by finish. One of them was the number 1 contender... (gets quiet and serious) named Anthony Lion Heart Smith... Who, all you have to do is ask Alex Piera himself, 'how GOOD and how TOUGH... is Lion Heart?"... He'll be the first to tell you. And not for nothing, don't you forget forget, it was Alex himself who called out Anthony Smith after he won the Light Heavyweight Championship of the world. Which was somehow lost in translation and somehow the interpreter says "Israel Adesanya".. We all heard him say "Lion Heart". So what do we do with that?
>>144643796dricus is like a gorilla tryng to imitate a human, weird
yall nigguhs still watch this shit lmaooooo
watch Khalil tko Alex with a kneestomp
>poatan vacates belt to rountree >goes to heem dricus for title>lets izzy heem him>moves up in weight to heem ankalaev who heemed roundtree>moves back down to heem izzy >gets heemed by strickbeast>moves up to hw to heem stipe
>enters the thread
>wewatch mma here
>>144643801>Now I'm not saying that Alex Piera will lose to Roundtree. But we all heard him call out Lion Heart... We all saw what Haleel Roundtree did to that man, to Lion Heart. I OFFER you this information because Alex Piera, he's done amazing things in the UFC, and he's done amazing things as a combat martial artist. But I bring to you this information because Piera is... He's still just a man. When Israel knocked him out, we saw that this man he was still just a man. And then ISRAEL, he went on to fight Du Plessys. The very same Du Plessys who, upon defending his title, caused Piera to tweet his intentions of going back DOWN to middleweight. Now let me tell you something about the middleweight division...
Alex is the new project>Meme appeal>No controversyHis only problem is that his English is poor and the money is still in English-speaking countries.
>>144643861Maybe that happens in fucking Cuckoo Jumanjiland, but in reality, on planet EARTH, Pereira is getting heemed by Rountree and then going back down to face Dricus only to get submitted within three rounds.
>>144643889I’m in two hearts about that, on the one hand his coachterpretor can clean up what pereira is saying to make it sound better, so pereira might be cringe in English Or it could make him more popular like money moicano Hopefully he starts talking shit like Strickland through osmosis like DC and khabib
>>144643889Him not being able to speak English probably helps him more than it hurts him.
chama o nao chama?
>Khalil Rountree>is neither little or a tree
>Israel>is chinese
>>144643950but he used to be pretty round though haha
>>144643989you are a funny guy
>cutelaba>isnt cute
>bear jew>isn't jewish
>poatan>doesnt poo a ton
>Weidman>isn't a wide man
Dana is Bangkok ready
>>144644064ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK AND THE WORLD'S YOUR OYSTER
>Dana White>is a fucking cocksucker
>grasso>isnt a mexican grass
>>144644100more like GASSO
>Nigerian Nightmare>Is actually from Nebraska
>Nigerian Nightmare>Isn't a female horse at night
>Lioness>Doesn't birth her own child
>Tai Tuivasa>no draws on his record
>>144644152>when u get heemed and ur chigg walgs to his trugg
>>144643796Braptina.Imagine the smell!
Remember when Sean Strickland ducked Jake Paul>here's the thing you guys I''ll spar any influencer and nearly kill them>ok lets record a hard spar, boxing rules, your gym or mine, don't matter>a-a-actually UFC contract says I can't spar you bro Lost all respect for Strickbitch after that
>>144644197FOTY 2024 easily
>>144644074
>>144644199I WILL BLEED FOR YOU FUCKING GUYS!
>>144644201get that bald bitch FUCK that pajeet cgi you showed at the sphere dawg
>>144644206>I WILL BLEED FOR YOU FUCKING GUYS!doesnt bleed once >TO THE FUCKING DEATHdoesnt fight
>>144644213To be fair he was trying, but the Mexican only had a reserve gearHe fought and bled with duplessy because he didn’t spend 25 minutes running away
>>144643796This man aint losing any time soon
OH IT'S OVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eJmah-q4H8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eJmah-q4H8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eJmah-q4H8
>>144644206That's not someone's impression of the fight. That's just the fight
>>144644152I bet Schaub wouldn't have hesitated in tearing up her shitpiece after some carneasaaaaa
Chama
/heem/, chama o nao chama?
They should put some effort into their mails
>>144644757lol whatd you want them to say? "thanks for going off cycle for your fight"?
Dear Conor McGregor,__________________________
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vvR0JovQKI?feature=shareheembros...
>>144644767Yeah treat them as individuals. Don’t send a heartless template
>>144644826yeah ok thats a fair request
>>144644845MMA?
>>144644784It has become apparent to us that you are clearly abusing performance enhancing drugs, as well as various other illegal substances rather heavily. If we were to be a legitimate, above board anti doping agency, these findings would incur a serious penalty and a lengthy ban from the sport. Fortunately we're not so I suppose you could technically fight after returning this negative test result but we know you won't ever fight again kek. Yours Always, Dr Avi Rosenberg.
>>144644851
>>144644871Mixed martial arts?
K-1 is not MMA.
alright everyone settle down and tell me what's Jon Jones' biggest weakness?
>>144644924I'm onto you faggot.
It's tuesday
wake up in the morning feelin like p diddy
How do you think you would do against Mike Obama in a straight grappling competition?
>>144644939I think Barack would be surprised
Daniel Cormier would've 100% gone to a Diddy pool party if he was relevant enough
The fans love Trump. The fighters love Trump. Dana loves Trump. MMA journalists hate Trump.
>>144644983>MMA>journalists
contender series
>>144645012
Ari Emanuel loves trump, Jeffrey Epstein loves trump, mossad loves trump.
>>144645016This sack of meat is a glorified blogger and youtuber
Uhh Ari is on video saying he thinks Trump is a threat to democracy and Jeff is dead. Might want to update your talking points.
Me on the left, you on the right
>>144644928what the heck?
>>144645077Tko is a /diddy/ company
Diddy's crime?
>>144645089Drinking whilst black
oh no, puffy had*checks notes*sex with women
>>144645077Free my nigga Diddy man. He put together Mo Money Mo Problems and Victory and they're telling me he's a trafficker? Bullshit
>>144645099Jon has wet dreams about being oppressed.
>yo Anon, Freak-Off party next weekend. you in, my nigga?your answer?
>calls himself "Blessed">actually not so blessed
>>144645145Nah b can't miss Pennington/Pena
>>144645154>multi-billion dollar company operating across the globe>justin gaethje helping hold the towel
well?
>>144645173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg
>>144645173right side since its center of mass is farther from the fulcrum than the left side weight
>>144645193look at this melvin!
The mountain man marches on......
>>144645266Chills.
Imagine a Diddy freak-off at The Sphere, with Dana as the starlet of the hour. A love letter to the African-American community.
>>144645266levels...
>>144645266I spot 5 good fighters.
>>144645340How many great fighters?
>>14464526610,000 b.c. shit
I read on Reddit that conor's dad is gay wtf. Him liking gay porn makes sense now...
>>144645373I still don't know if Sean was nonced up or not. He said his dad didn't molest him in an interview tho
>>144645154he paid for this in blood
>>144645394Super rude that they sat him behind Fury.
>>144645394crazy how gooby had better highlights than joshua that night
Zabit was a bang average fighter that was hyped up by Joe Rogan. Essentially Ronda 2.0
Everything is possible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkG0fQ2Nea0
>becomes the first UFC champion from Alabama SOON
>>144644757He send this to himself
>>144645427>Go>*doesn't go*
>>144645473THE nobody?
>>144645473>from Alabamano wonder he looks inbred then
>>144645509He's just like me...
>>144645473Black albino straight from Alabama
>>144645509Them Alabama boys are built different. You will experience this and love every second of it.
dwcs today
Is Phil Baroni dead?
>>144642758>>144638486yeah I did
>>144645657>jan wut?
>>144645669I successfully psyoped the mma community into believing Jan and Thiago fought at middleweight. Even Joe Rogan got got by my campaign. He asked Jan about his middleweight run during a post fight interview and Jan was like "No, you small retard, I never fought at middleweight." You're welcome.
>>144645016bro needs to start mewing 20 years ago unironically. like at that skinny atrophied palate
Remember that time that guy got HEEMED?
>>144645669>beat Jizzy, MW champ and donated MW goat status >beat Rockhold former MW champ>>144645691No, I'm aware he never fought at MW but MWs fought him and lost therefore how could I rank them higher?
>>144645723i don't think thats how it works
kek what did jizzy mean by calling kape a "cracker ass"
Enters the thread
>>144645595>looks at the card
>>144645744Kape bleaches his anus
>>144645741>you don't think >>>144645744kape is a white african
its the cookie munsters' world, b. we're living in hers'.
>>144645783Rose is 2-0 against Joanna and Wheili, but she's 0-2 against Carla, chills.
max vs khabib is memory hole
>>144645825the cookie monster is unsheemable frfr
>>144645844That was a non-canon event
hollogoat heemed khabitch and they burned the footage
>>144645886they did some weird shit to stop that fight happening
You dont watch that crap?Nobody will.For fuck sakes lol
>>144645751I used to find her repulsive, but after the Merab video she's so sexy to me. Anyone else
>>144645935>sees woman acting like a slut with another guy >gets a bonery'member of r/cuck, b?
>>144645918LMAOK-1 bong in shamblesWDWTCH-chads win again
>>144645918hahahahahahahahaha bbbbbeast of a promotion
I started drinking for the day what yall sippin on
>>144645961>K-1 bong in shamblesi am dude haha, cant script this shit
>>144645918
Post the biggest KWAB from your country
>>144645966
>>144646003the biggest kwab is the amount of SHIT on each street in your country
>>144646003cant post any KWABs if we dont have any fighters in the first place
>>144645957No but what website is that, I'll sign up. Also heard Merab danced with Schevchenko and fucked her after the fight
>>144646003where he goin?
>>144646015ONE has malay fighters
>>144646003
K-1 needs to either go to the MMA/Muay Thai system of 3/5 5 minute rounds or go to the boxing system of 10/12 3 minute rounds3 3 minute rounds is simply not enough time to adapt and work, it lowers the amount of possible time for KOs and is why so many kickboxing matches go to decision
The indian flag looks like literal shit
>>144646054WDWTCH
>>144646096I also listen to jack slack
We watch ONE Championship every Friday.
We don't.
>>144646159That is my original opinion Tenshin vs Takeru was ass to watch because of this. That fight should have blown the sport up. Superlek vs Takeru was much more enjoyable to watch because the two had enough time to build upon themselves and change their approach
Belel should be cut
i insincerely hope none of you penis pleasuring homos still watch chaeletty
>>144645173>>144645193Is actually the left one because it has a wider surface area to put pressure on, think about heemers, they usually have bigger hands than nonheemers because the bigger surface area allows to put more pressure through the target.
Beastlal derangement syndrome.
>last threadwhat the FUCK was going on?
>>144646201from his undeserved and unappreciated comfortable life in the US, and sent back to palestine.
>>144646224great posts
>>144646083i posted that kek
>>144646237cope
>>144646096K-1 cant even broadcast their flagship events worldwide.
>>144646244
...as a sugar plum, you say?
>>144645918Oh no no no no no hahahhahahahahjhhajajajhJhhhahajjjajahahahHahahjaahhhahHHAhahahahahahha.Wales on suicide watch.
Allen by submission. That's the one.
>Dear k-1 fans worldwide >All 3 of you
>>144646325its really not
>The k-1 posting will not continue.
>>144646322take it easy on me manito
Brendan Allen got TKOed by Sean Strickland and Chris Curtis and then he went to a five round split with the ghost of Chris Curtis in the rematch and only won because Curtis had his leg randomly implode
>ENOUGH SUBMARINE POSTS
Wait a second, then what will wales hyperfixate on to keep on living?
>>144646350
LFG leebros
>>144646369theres nothing to live for now K-1 has robbed me of joy
>>144646339Ur just mad because he blocked you on twitter.>>144646359Curtis is weirdly difficult to take down. Imavov will get taken down much easier and Allen submitted Paul Craig. Imavov has no shot on the ground.
>>144646359Imavov lost to Phil Hawes
Sometimes i forget that Chris curtis and curtis blaydes aren't the same individual.
>>144646392wow THE poo craig and THE piss turdis, beastly 40 year old journeyman
>>144646378Im sure you can find other crap to watch bro.
Why haven’t you discussed this weekend’s ufc card? I thought you were fight fans.
Does circles still post here
>>144646451We don't watch that crap he-oh wait yeah we do lol.
>>144646471he goes by Mr.k1 now
>>144646378Smoke a low dose of Salvia and watch The Gringo Papi
>>144646471I've been banned for a month since I was away last week. I can only post while evading in the evening sometimes like now from another device. It's rough man.Why?
>>144646487K1? Sounds cool. Where can I watch?
>>144646494You’re not circles
>>144646509How'd you come to that conclusion. My life isn't appealing enough for anyone to want to impersonate.
>>144646505we cant watch that crap kek
>>144646505>Where can I watch?
>>144646494Blud is a political enemy of the heem establishment
This goes pretty hard, no?>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XwNDM58lcf8?feature=share
>>144646505
>>144646519circles is a literal poofter with thousands of posts on lgbt
>>144646527Didn't ask you
a booba car
>>14464653810,000 is a fairly small amount of post on /LGBT/ for an average heemer, I'd say?
>>144646535zero aura in the red corner
>>144646538What a fucking idiot. If you're going to insult me at least let it be based on something, everyone knows I'm against any and all gay shit, I'm responsible for partly cleaning up with place. What a rim job. I'd love to give you a nice hard slap in the face
>>144646400Brendan Allen lost to Trevin Gyles and Erik Anders
>>144646572Imavov lost to Phil Hawes
>>144646426THE phil hawes??
Brendan "razor close split decision with number 15 ranked Chris Curtis" Allen
>>144646571Mate I don’t know how you function day to day being this retarded, circles was a poofter who accidentally doxxed himself here, his name became an insult for bongs, you thought someone had given you a nickname? Lmfao
not a single one of you stupid motherfuckers knows the damn scoring criteria
FACT: Phil Hawes is a better fighter than Eryk "Ya Boy" Anders
>>144646577did you actually watch that fight? it was a awful robbery, imavov was piecing him up and fill whores could only fence hug him
>>144646567whittaker flattened that brazza and hollowbrain murdered gaycheeks, theres mad aura mi hijo
Brendan Allen took 3 rounds to finish Pooul Craig
>>144646593Just heem lol.
>>144646535Zatdaddy and GOATpuria with Brvtal avra mogs I'm afraid
Paul Craig took 3 rounds to finish Magomed Ankalaev
>>144646591I've never heard about him. The only time I've heard the name was when people started referring to me as Circles. Explain the meaning behind his name then. Is this true? >>144646471If so I do not want the name
>>144646605If phil can hold you up against a fence for 3 rounds then Allen can definitely take you down and grapple fuck ya.
>>144646639It’s his own name, he doxxed his YouTube channel “circles forever”
>>144646652I doubt allen can actually get him down
>>144646606>whittaker flattened that brazzathe one chimaev flushed?>hollowbrain murdered gaycheeksafter five rounds of pure pillowtap? max holloway the guy who didn't accomplish in 75 minutes what topuria did in 8? THAT max holloway?
>>144646671w-whataboutism
>>144646671topuria is georgian lad you don't have to simp for him
I think Anthony Hernandez is championship level
If Chris Curtis can piece you up then Imavov can definitely heem you ya.
>>144646683>>144646685alexander volkov the guy who already lost to gane? the alexander volkov who just pulled out?
Topuria got Volk at the right time and he wouldn't have won if Islam hadn't mega flushed him
>>144646426>THE poo craig
>>144646659Oh shit, why didn't you tell me sooner? I've been going by that name. Why did everyone start calling me that since about 9 months ago? Now I feel sick
>Reddit bob and reddit max are finally getting flushed down the toilet
Max will gigazeem Topuria
Jai freakin Herbert
don't let any of this distract you from the fact that betting 50% of your net worth on shartlil ko and shartlil ko1 is your chance at generational wealth
Big card this Friday ONEchads
Remember when Arnold Allen was supposed to heem MaxRemember when Gaethje was supposed to heem Max
>>144646760GODthje was poisoned
>>144646760remember when max was supposed to beat volk
>>144646737>Jai freakin Herb-ACK
>>144646760Kek 70% of the board said max is done and allen's too powerful
>>144646768He literally always leaves his left hand down when he does this lmao
Arnold did well against Max and beat the fuck out of shitloev
>>144646764yeah i remember the first 2 fights when he did that
>>144646764Max won that second fight
>>144646759>chinese vs chinese>chinese arab vs chinese>chinese vs arab >no fights above 145Nice card ain't finna watch that crap
Max did win the second fight but volk was still recovering from long coof
>>144646768british men crumble in the pocket
>>144646785fraid not
>>144646792why do you hate your own people? ONE featherweight is 155lbs btw
>>144646813That was the third fight
>>144646834the third one he lost, yes
I'm never going to live down this embarrassment
Petr Yan won
Illyria Topuria
>Themba Gorimbo vs. Niko Pricethis is the fight this weekend
>>144646845youre telling me, i post k-1 and they cant even broadcast their own shit, its over and i deserve the abuse
>>144646856What's the price on gorillas nowadays?
>>144646737Jai freakin Herbert did better than volk.
Nothing good on /heem/ rn.
Joe Pyfer heems
Max Holloway at lightweight>dominates the #3 guy from pillar to post, heems him deadIlia Topuria at lightweight>near decapitated by a random unranked shitterLEVELS.VOLUMES.
K-1 be like>We don't broadcast that crap hereKek
>>1446469173rd hardest hitting man on the planet right there
Can't wait for one to also fall.
>>144646917poo poo pyfer doesn't hit hard
>>144646943you're a right miseryguts aren't you mexipoop
>>144646799That guy is as british as topuria is spanish
>>144646638Toyed with his haggis b
/daner/ on TONIGHT at 8PM ESTBailey Schoenfelder (5-0) vs Danylo Voievodkin (6-0)Daniel Frunza (8-2) vs Vadym Kutsyi (17-1)Francesco Mazzeo (4-0) vs Kevin Christian (8-2)Kevin Vallejos (13-1) vs Cam Teague (7-0)Rose Conceição (7-0) vs Alexia Thainara (10-1)
>>144646927One of these guys actually LOST a match to THE wrestling of THE Canor Mcgregor..............
Shota Sean is such a funny nickname
Putting this drunk fuck in the cage with McGregor is probably the smartest move the org can make right now
>>144647062mcsmegma is infinitely more drunk, drug addled and flushed
is it me or are manlets in the UFC suddenly more charismatic than the bigger guys>FW and below banter>they actually sound like they want to just fight each other so is interesting to see them fight in the promos>as seen with Kape, Lazyboy and Topuria>Above>banter sounds like catty hs girls gossiping about drama outside of UFC
>>144647025Ilia Topuria got controlled by Bryce Mitchell's top position for a full minute
>>144647136And? Mitchell is the best wrestler at 145
>enters thread
>>144647136a full minute? wow no way he ragdolled and subbed mitchell just after that
I'm the best raper at 225(5'5")
>>144647186Batman vs The Joker
>>144647134anybody above lw is generally the leftovers who couldn't cut it in other sports. fighters in general are not cool/autistic/abused/nopussy.
.
>>144646976Bulgaria is decent today
>>144647115The humble residents of Woolongong would disagree
>>144647134It's always been this way.The only real exception was DC vs. Jones
>>144647203The most elite kickboxer vs. the most pillowfisted pitter-patter merchant.
God help me
>>144647209>>144647195I don't mean skilled, I mean that they actually have the bravado of a fighter, but like one of you said yeah, the bigger guys really come off as autists trying too hard to be cool in comparison
goob isnt an alcoholic hes simply a good irish fella who has a couple pints of the black stoof like any proper man
If you always have your drug then it's no problem
>>144647235Or the big guys are secure in themselves and know that the other guy could end their life with one punch
Isn't Duplessi's wife fat an ugly?thats makes her more suspicious of being a beard
>>144647285No, that’s your mom
>>144647284Negro pls, Sean Strickland couldn't drop a skinny streamerfaggot when he clearly tried his hardesr too
Isn't Adesanya's wife a dog
every event is going to seem so boring after the Big Ball
am I the only poster here that isn't racist?
>>144645918I'm not seething
>>144647062Sauce on top of the bun is the DUMBEST shit I have seen come out of modern culinary practice.
>>144647297I'm talking about LHW and aboveIf you weigh under 200 lbs you're not a manNo offense
>>144647285fat fucking whore needs to put down the fork
>>144647462I agree is mainly the MWfags
>>144644903>tfw you get invited to the freak-off.
>>144647462sean is like 230 out of camp
>>144647462>t.
>>144647516So is Paddy what's your point?
>>144647541he doesn't actually weigh under 200lbs
Reindeer the riddler has signed to the poofc
What is the MMA judging criteria?
>>144647576Tell that to the commission, bubba.
>>144644903>fist on bisbing's shoulder, embracing grasp on diddy's shouldergoobertbros...
>>144647516Fights at a manlet weight class and thus has a manlet mentality>>144647517I'm shredded like you wouldn't believe lil guy.
>hurr durr I want to talk judging againIt's damage retard you were wrong yesterday you're wrong today and you'll be wrong tomorrow because you refuse to learn and prefer to slip away like jelly only to reform again the next day.
>>144647597you're 5'6 270 bubs
turdporia ducked paddy
>>144644152They should have never let normalfags onto the internet.
>>144647597if you are shredded and natty and over 200lbs then you must be about 6'5''
>>144647466I still can't get over the fact that her name is Vasti Spiller
CHILLS
On top of the mountain stood he, the gift of god as he's been named. Alone he was and low hung his head, the crown weighed heavy.
>>144647604Hm ok, can I get a solitary source on that with proof that it's in current use?
>>144647657Hollow James Vick.
>>144647650Moicano looks more French than BSD
>>144647615>>144647641Huh? Didn't hear yaSpeak up a lil louder lil guy
>>144647686moicano isn't even 1% black what do you mean?
i'm racist
GSP is dutch
>>144647777Checked.
Dricus wanted it more
>nast vasti when she realises dribus is a worse version of zatdaddy
>>144647777I’ll heem you
>>144646917fluke + early stoppage + Gerald didn't have breakfast + they poisoned him + Pyfer's gloves were manipulated + Godtard was in the way and obstructed Gerald from getting up
>>144647015I look like Teague
>>144647873You’re pretty ugly then
>>144647777me too
>>144647881I think he looks good, I'm ugly though
>>144647930
>>144647930all of springfield ohio
>>144647930>>144647809you two need to be locked into a brazen bull together
>>144647947You need a brazen bvll to drop his load in ya bussy playa
>>144646633>>144647809>t.
>hey Zatdaddy imma need you to drop a fat POZZload in me wife tonight, mate SOON
>>144647979Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy what up
Perpetual dissatisfaction, and what-should-have-been that never was.
>>144647940There's no black people in the Simpsons b
Heemed my tooth with crystal meth this week shant watch cantander and chhug 8 beers...
>>144648050bruh how
>>144647809Reminds me of some tumblr fanarts
>>144648050Tawlf.
>>144648050you're bulgarian you should only be consuming cigarettes, coffee and hard alcohol
>>144648070If there's no racism outside of /b/ why is faggotism allowed outside of /lgbt/?
>>144648070there's a cute one with garth and dustin i like
>>144648070Hapael aceler caked up FR
I think I'm going to be done with this place soon, and maybe not even come back. The negativity, insults, gay worship, disrespect.You should think about how you treat people. If I were you guys I'd never organise a meet up, all of you in a single Room (m*** sho****g).
>>144648063The wall of the tooth came off and i almost choked on it. Its likely one of these mortified and filled teeth dentists experimented with in my childhood idk.Doesnt hurt much but my sinuses and right side of my face is swole
>>144648158You’re not leaving, I’m kicking you out faggot. You’re not welcome.
>>144648095Oh yeah
Drug addicts deserved to be heemed.
>>144648182hot
>>144648182Who makes these?
>>144648213Umar nurmagomedov
>>144648173You're one of the main offenders, and look at this, zero remorse.Unbelievable
>>144648182Interesting. I feel like I can more accurately predict how the fight is going to play out by looking at these drawing than doing research
>>144648076I understand your frustration b, but don't let your own genetic misfortune drive you into obsession. /heem/ is not the place for your revenge fantasies.
>>144648245Fuck you. Beat it before I find you and break your orbital bones.
>>144648252Uhhhhhh sissystraliabros
FACT: Jack Della Maddalena is undefeated against Muslims.
>>144648252shocking turn of events
the K-1 posting... bros.. it might not continue
Stand still while i heem you
>>144648182>Even in fetishized fanart Justin looks stupidKek.
>>144648261You've always had a problem. What did I ever do to you though?
>>144648158it's like jumping into a pit of liquid shit full of faggots and trying to clean everyone up
Subreddit bobussy cums his sissystralian clitty cage while Zatdaddy paints his wife with pozzloads
>>144648252>>144648314Are there any benefits to having a white micro peen? If you trained mma you could wear a really really small cup and tank nut shots and maybe be more flexible in the scrambles?
>>144648362You’re weak. I’m strong. The strong heem the weak.
>>144648330
>>144648422your schadenfreude is not appreciated
>>144648422Fun movie. Easy 6 or 7/10
>>144648378>>144648373>>144648356Do they really pay you spooks to talk about dicks all day?
>>144648252>BAW GAWD AUSTRALIAS GOTTA WHITE SISSY CLITTY
>>144648464that's what schaub does b. tawlmbout big dick bandits and hogosos
>Muzzies find out merab is Christian
Pantoja would have erased Mokaev off the face of the earthMokaev was struggling, fighting life and death, to grapple with the likes of Tim Elliott and Charles Johnson. Pantoja is his monster matchup
>>144648497>work on finishesprostitutes are good on finishing a man, they can do it with their mouths, hands and whatever
>>144648545He's fucked. Brave only has 6 other flyweights. There hasn't even been a Brave flyweight fight since middle of 2023
The UFC has now signed Reiner der Ridderhttps://x.com/RosterTracker/status/1838624465292263649
>>144648545Wow Steve Erceg's fleshlight sounds like a beast.
>>144648661Pantoja won that fight on spiritual damage
>>144648567what the fuck even is this? nobody teaches you this shit in wrestling, you either keep pursuing the takedown with proper positioning or sit out and hip heist to stand up or reverse positions
>>144648701>>144648567Mokdaddy solved MMA and the poofc axed him for it
>>144648701It’s called “cowering in fear”
*solves combat*kneel to mussolini
>>144648760The bussymeci bum gape, combat sports solved.
>>144648213Jared Cannonier
>>144648182looks more like ribovics than dustin
>>144648824He is quite talented.
>>144648760lmfao kimura is just like ..uh wtf
>>144648760jiujitsu is for nerds
>>144648850>kimuraclose enough
>>144648182why you gotta be gay with it
>>144648760>>144648805Unironically if you got in the "fuck my faggot ass" position and said some gay shit you'd win every street fight by brutal heem (retirement (R1))
>>144648875not really... one of your opponent's friends would probably sucker stomp your shit into the pavement and it would be all over lol
>>144648861Imagine actually watching that shit lol
>>144648760Musumeci is such a faggot, they should really just make him stand up
>>144648875They'd just kick you dumbass
>>144648898butt scooting/pulling guard hasn’t been allowed in ONE since the first event that had submission grappling
>>144644323jiri was right about them
This ain't a song for the broken-heartedNo silent prayer for the faith-departedI ain't gonna be just a face in the crowdYou're gonna hear my voiceWhen I shout it out loudIt's my lifeIt's now or neverI ain't gonna live foreverI just want to live while I'm aliveIt's my lifeMy heart is like the open highwayLike Frankie said, "I did it my way"I just want to live while I'm aliveIt's my life
Kevin Christian (BR) will fight on Dana White's Contender Series tonight
Tony Ferguson. Overachiever or Underachiever?
>>144648963key & peele skit looking modafaka
>>144648970nonarchiever
>>144648963Another blk boy to be fed to BWC. Dana is a sick man for taking advantage of these sissy clitty blk boys BWC cock lust
>>144649033
>29-28/28-29/29-28 heems your entire lineage
>>144649053Why is schaub repping the Philippines on his sweatshirt?
>>144648963Saaaars I'm feeling extra spicy explosive today saaars
>>144649053You're probably my favourite /heem/ poster ngl
>>144649106it's from the monkey maywether manila mayhem
>>144648970achieved too much and paid the price
What people don’t get about the Merab wins is it was one of the most dominant 48-47s you’ll ever see, nobody can get completely outstruck and make it look as easy as he did
>implying gooby invented wearing suits at press confrences
>>144649104fall back like your hairline
>>144649232he may as well have invented them, these jackets may as well have been copped from the thrift store with no tailoring
who's ready for a K-1 thread?
>>144643796Any untrained man that isn't 600lbs and barely moves each day could beat this woman in a fight
i'd rather k-1ll myself
>>144649269Were unable to watch that crap here
>>144649262that's how they dressed back then
finally got a job and i have to work sunday mornings so i will not be able to stay up late on sattaday nite watching the heems
>>144649269in this holy land mine eyes doth detest the sight of that defecation
Heeminder to say fuck you to Dana "The Fucking Cocksucker" White for making power slap (we call it power shit in the business)
Tyson Fury invented wearing suits at press conferences
>>144649302Nah this is some sort of humiliation ritual there's so much money in nba somebody coulda come by and said "ya'll niggas look stoopid frfr"
>the crap is unwatchable
>mfw cantender tuesday
you now remember the guy that beat alex pereira ducking his cantender opponent twice in one night due to a panic attack
>>144648158mtfkr
>>144649382lmao conor wants to be gane so bad, maybe one day kid.
>>144649419whens that guys opponent fighting again? did they say it was this season or next?
>>144649419he even ducked Chris Brown which only win is beating up Rihanna
>>144649423Gooby was a household name before gayne was even moonlighting as ngubu's punching bag.
>>144649510nobody cares boomer.
>>144649519I accept your full surrender.
Backshots with Dana White!
>>144648252Aussie gonna be even more embolden and unhinged now that his secret is out. He's got nothing to lose now. Derailing mma conversation with unfathomable tranny lust. All because he has a sissy clitty himself... /HEEM/ is truly dead this time.
>>144649532Surrender? I don't think so.
>>144649573Anthony Smith might be the ugliest nigga that's ever lived if we're being honest
Why does Valentina have the hair of a Black woman? Her Hairs don't lay flat on eachother, but instead boof out
do you think he's ever used a computer
>>144649289She beat Strickland clean across 10 rounds of hard sparring b. And made him apologize. So not "any" man, I'm afraid. Probably not (you), as sad as that is to take in.
>>144649604That never happened
greenigga has been dispatched
>>144649573There is only room for one of us. Back down now or the flushing will be....... painful.
>>144649589A Puter!? He's never used a Pen
>>144649423>>144649510it's true though
>>144649616It did, hate to say. Shevchenko spoke about it in the new interview. It was in his gym and the whole room saw it b.
>>144649589Can he see the screen properly even? I think his lineage has adopted best to the low light conditions of underground passages and hillside caverns.
>>144649635Goob is magnanimous to those who bend the knee.
>>144649658The cord is NOT going to like this news...
Ffs
>>144649696>17 fights finished, 2 decision heems and only losses are to discount pavlovich why are you mad?
Valentina pegged strickgaped infront the entire gym I’m afraid
>>144649745why do you use strickland as a self insert character for your fantasies? do you relate a lot to his life story?
Pereira gaped the offer. He's fucking done.
The writing is on the wall once again for UFC 307 to be cancelledhttps://x.com/MMAJOEYC/status/1838431145161093297
>>144649819who buys ppvs lol
>>144649819>shartlil popped for tainted supps again? >I bring de storm!
>UFC reduced to signing ONE rejectsChatri won
UFC 307: Pennigton vs Peña
>>144649850Would much rather see this for the 3rd time than the squash match that is khalil vs alex
>>144649900Jiri vs Alex is also a squash match
>>144649910Jiri won the first round
im gonna make a K-1 thread so we can all enjoy it
>>144649920What did the judges say about the second
>>144649923what is k1 sounds like racing cars
wait didn't merab beat that 2-18 record of 35 yr olds champions or something
>>144649971its a mythical fighting promotion that you can only watch in person
Dana won
K1 general
>>144649929if you picked any of the incels from this thread you could cut an equally intimidating promo clip
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>>144650001nigga that's nascar
>>144648497Tri star is THE decision gym
>>144649741ONE bum
>>144651448so we get to watch him get heemed. I'll take ONE bums over DWCS bums tbqh senpai
>>144651458That's interesting
