Utah Edition /hoc/vious: >>144638418
>ded wongs
congrats retard its fucking shit
>>144648802just like my laffs
bow to the masters...BREAK IT DOWN
>>144648802next time you make the thread
AWOOOO
fuck fedex
>>144648825>implying
fedex rules they delivered my item a day early
/KRAK/
>>144648845fuck you too
>>144648844I can't wait to see mcdavid have an autistic tantrum
Why isn’t it flames and islanders I’m mad
business idea: bucket hat giveaways at both flames vs islanders games
>>144648845based
Isles just announced their first annual "take your oshii to the game" night bros
>>144648913SHALL be bringing my dakimakura to the game
>>144648892yeah i wouldnt be expect a retard like you to be able to control their temper
>>144648913>>144648931SHALL be bringing my stone cold steve austin figure gf
Utah is based and I’m tired of pretending it’s not. This does not include anyone who moved there in the last 10 years.
>>144648964Good morningI’m feeling a bit better today. Hopefully I can do my best.
>>144648913What is an oshi?
>>144648984something you simp for
>>144648964I never knew there were mormons in deutscheland
>>144648964My niece accidentally said a slurShe’s 4. She’s got a typical toddler lisp.We were watching the oilers and I said “Yeehaw” while sitting and watching the game She decided to repeat it.The issue? “Yee” came out “nee” and “haw” came out “gah”We are very white. She has near platinum blonde hair and blue eyes.A black man whipped his head around the corner ANGRY. I was panicking trying to correct her cause this dude looked ready to fight.I quickly apologized and we ran away as fast as I could.
>>144648844Brought to you by the producer of didn't ask
Samir is back from his curry deliveries
Preseason continues with games tonight, gentlemen. Are your starters playing yet or are they still going with the prospects?
>>144649011there are, actually. but I’m not one of them. however, they are white, vote red, love guns and cars and bear many white children. What else could you possibly ask for?
>>144649036You, sir, are a liar and a pussy.
>>144649117It's a great place but unfortunately Californians are destroying it quickly
>>144649099I own a pair of Dulles Socks. Comfy af.
>>144648844It's won't be as good
>my team is going to jailsex >your team, end of
I would like to follow this season but the streaming service hellscape is confusing. Do you guys just stream or download your teams games?
>>144649327just use onhockey.tv bud
>>144649207go back
>>144649327I watch my games on TV but I also use onhockey, nhl66, or sportsurge
any good games today lads
>>144649390'fraid not
>>144649415not even the laffs v sensisters has a chance of being entertaining?
>>144649458>>144649415
>>144649458the only possibility for entertainment is making fun of samir's stench
>>144649099Rent free :^)
>>144648844I thought they already tried this and gave up
>>144649601they did it for one day last season and it was honestly pretty fun good way to kill that day sitting in front of the tube
>>144648844The NHL version of what?
>>144648844>2 episodes of mcmeme being a whiny bitch and shitty captain unable to show up for his teammates and himself when it mattered Shan’t being watching the last two episodes of a mental midget
>>144649622A guy sits at a desk and shows you football teams that are about to score. Works for football, doesn't for hockey.
>>144648844As long as the presenter guy tells me every time the puck is in the redzone
Another great day being a Bulju chad
>>144648844This is fucking stupid
>>144649622instead of watching a game of hockey, you watch all these analysts that haven't had a job for any of the 32 teams, just sitting around talking about the games. It's a fucking disaster
>>144649769*gets sent back down to the AHL*
How often do you think Crosby does a pre-game jockstrap inspection?
>>144649384Are these sites all for watching games live?
Maybe it helps that there’s no stakes in terms of standings, but that was a fucking blast. High scoring, lots of adrenaline, two fights. Pacioretty was dynamite, late game comeback, lose in OT. Quintessential Leafs hockey and a perfect return to hockey after the summer. I’m pretty happy honestly. The losing doesn’t matter much in preseason. Everyone’s shaking off rust and getting back into the swing of things. I’ll take an exciting loss over a boring win any day of the week in preseason. Just happy hockeys coming back
>laffs
NHL network ranked bedard the 38th best player right now
>>144649650>>144649782Sounds absolutely grim
>>144649831yup
A 45.72 CF%, a 47.73 GF%, a 43.83 xGF%, a 41.88 SCF%, a 38.69 HDCF%, and a 42.42 HDGF% at 5 on 5 (per NaturalStatTrick) is kinda getting caved. Clearly he wasn't set up to succeed, but the numbers aren't kind to him
you can make funko pops of yourself. those are gay but it's a cool idea for their numale fans
>>144649965Damn, I now feel good about my hair
>>144649965>stein Gary would love to put his decrepit little purple nub he calls a penis "inside" her.
>>144649965my bald wife
>>144649965her coverage is pretty good tho
>>144649817he's autistic enough to do that
For me, it's erste eishockeysportverein 24 Utah Or 1.EhSvVU 24 for short
I've been on this website long enough that nothing Finns say is cute anymore.
>>144650023cope I still love Finns <3
>>144650006Maybe on the coasts
>>144650069I haven't bought a new video game since 2018. All new games look like shit.
>>144648873Yeah I've gotta agree.
>>144650080Squad, HLL, Mass Effect
>>144650088genuinely so excited for this xpac i've played every season since launch and the game has gotten better with each one
>>144650123same bro
xpac was in the nWo and DX so was Rick Rude
Huberdeau is on a 252 point projection season if we take just last nights game into account. Needless to say, he's heating up.
>rags
>>144650166based
Not to not understate this, but my Habsies are winning the cup :)
>>144650170shut the fuck up fag
>>144650117Foo Fighters was the first band I got into and remains a guilty pleasure
>>144650170based hoobiac
>>144650184>>144650170lmao oily boys are losing itgo flames go!
>>144648789Good thread
Soilers and Laffjeets are already buckbroken topkek
>>144650170Okay do it against guys who aren’t heading to the ECHL
>>144650117>actually talking about hockey >offend a Canadian in the process>get banned for """off topic""">meanwhile he's posting dogshit like this
>>144650281McbabyDraishitterHymen ?
>>144650281Noel would be a star in the ECHL
>>144650306https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/299488/serron-noelNot true
>>144650275This is going to be a kino season
Hubershit going to have another season with less than 20 goals and 60 points but this flametard will brag about preseason points
>>144650304you probably weren't discussing hockey, just posting /int/ tier garbage
We love Hööbs here
>>144650304Stop posting low effort coomer shit, you fucking faggot. Or fuck off back to your soccer nonce threads
>>144650347For me its Brett Hornby. Every video he looks so lonely and empty. I hope he is happy.
Is tonight a must-win for laffs?
>>144650069Been playing flight simulator. Its been pretty fun
>there are people in this very thread that have never seen their team lift the cup live with their eyeslmaolol even
>>144650518Worse yet there are people in this thread who saw their team lift an asterisks cup and actually think it counts
>>144650518Does PWHL count?
>>144650518KWAB
>>144650518isles sisters we are leaving
>>144650518Leafs sisters we are leaving
>>144650558what a terribly original design, ladies
>>144650610oh fug
My team’s preseason>Your team’s preseason
>>144650661Original designs are a PWHL favorite >isn't that right, Calga-, um, sorry I meant to say Ottawa...
>>144650518>I dont live in carolina, detroit, florida, jew york, poo jersey, blackcago chihawks, californiaI'm doing pretty fucking well for myself
>>144650696bud1
go flames go!
>>144649769P^: P^: P^:
>>144650714 Have you considered putting deodorant on?
>>144650707This is the logo they give your team when they are planning to move it to Calgary
>>144650697>if you lose you win
ordering a burrito bros
>>144650746based i have half of a burrito in the fridge i'm gonna eat soon
>>144650738>if you're a 5'6 morbidly obese mexican wrestlefag phone store worker you win
>>144650738
>>144650774Which fan?
>>144650738Trudeau never said that
>>144650779The one in the dog mask
>>144650761someone's upset at daddy again huh
>>144650774Sounds like something a redditor would do
>dallas>STARS>dallas>STA-
hellohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Uy-DJnd7g
>>144650804Why do you call yourself "daddy" you fucking weirdo?
>>144650809You’re the expert
You get to choose ONE ally from this roster of people. The other 8 are trying to kill you. Who do you take?
>>144650867Chris has that retard strength so him
>>144650867you are such a faggot
>>144650867Chris is in the secret service >>144650878This too
>>144650825Meanwhile in reality
>>144650830ya boilin'ya bubblin'ya steamin'worked
>>144650897Speak English faggot
>5'6 manlet brownoid
My penguins play tonight
>>144650897But enough about you
Tone it down, real fagtard hours haven't started.
>>144650893Is that the guy in the stars jersey or the guy in the grey?
>>144650919rampage was cancelled tranny
>>144650937Just your typical vegASS bitch
>>144650968>i'm not here to hate on the starsWell I am KWAB.
dick eating dylan getting worked by my bro again kwab
There once was a man named Copey,Short, round, and perhaps a tad bit mopey.He loved lucha showsAnd his snacks by the rows,But hockey made him very very dopey.His heart bled for Vegas, you see,The Golden Knights were his destiny.But when Dallas came through,In the playoffs? Boo-hoo!Copey raged like a fag on /sp/.
>>144650037Thanks fren <3
>>144650982>>144651045He’d sit on his couch every night,Watching wrestling with furious might.“¡Mira eso!” he’d shout,As the wrestlers threw outMoves that gave him pure delight.But mention the Stars and beware—Copey’s mood? It’d turn into dread.“¡Esos malditos!” he’d groan,“They broke my poor bone!”His tantrum would cloud the whole thread.
>>144651049have sex
>>144651049>>144651079This is very reddit.
>>144651049>>144651079Yeah Copey's in your head alright
>>144651083>>144651090>>144651099When Dallas knocked Vegas out cold,Copey’s mind took a terrible hold.He screamed and he cried,“Those Stars should have died!”His anger? Oh, it never got old.
Dylan sucks
im not reading your faggy limericks
>>144651110Jack Hughes and Who cares
most of the posts in this thread were me. Its just me and you
dylan sucks true just like his choking hockey team kwab
The femcel is an above average poster here
imagine getting a train ran on you by the hughes brothers
>>144651130His parents, concerned, shook their heads,“Copey, please get out of bed!Find a job, for heaven’s sake,We’ve had it with this playoff heartbreak!”But Copey stayed glued to the thread
>>144651133>>144651138But no matter how hard he’d complain,His rants brought him nothing but pain.The Stars didn’t care,And his job hunt? Nowhere.His parents prayed for their son to be sane.
Roses are red Violets are blue. Yer mom likes my cockAnd so do you, faggot
My team isn't playing all of their regulars :)
Kitties are back from being spayed
chambers died for this
trb was rapedon a sunday so chillyremember bud1
>>144651187the grass aint always greener
>>144651185good :)i bet they're all tuckered out
>>144651174Yet, something strange started to brew,Copey’s obsession with Dylan just grew.He couldn’t admit,But his heart took a hit—What was this feeling so new?Was it hate? Was it love? Who could say?But Copey was posting all day!He crafted each line,With venomous shine,While dreaming of Dylan in some weird way.
chambers was a tardhe always tried very hardand now he is gone
Your limerick suckYou are a massive faggotGo back to r*ddit
>>144651253So Copey kept typing and screaming his hate,Torn between love, hockey, and fate.His parents still cried,“Get a job! Go outside!”But for Dylan, Copey would wait… and wait…
>>144651253How new are you to think limericks are exclusive to plebbit some of the best ones ever written came from /b/
Duclair-Horvat-BarzalMartin-Cizikas-FaschingLiukas-MacLean-EngvallDufour-Karlstrom-FoudyRomanov-DobsonOdelius-MayfieldGeorge-HuttonKrygier-WarrenVarlamovTikkanenKreider-Zibanejad-SmithPanarin-Trocheck-LafrenièreLeschyshyn-Chytil-RempeBerard-Edstrom-Othmann Lindgren-FoxJones-TroubaHarpur-RuhwedelShesterkin
>/b/
Habs fans really went on the street to celebrate winning a preseason game kek
I bet pastrnak says the n word on the new amazon show
Nigga who the hell uses /b/ after 2006
>>144651288>doesn't know /b/ used to be the best board You should definitely go back then newfren
>>144651298
>>144651049>There once was a man named Copey>manI think the proper term here is latinix
>>144650696/krak/ infiltrators run the fleet
>>144651136I knew it, which implies that you did as well
You WILL support his plans of expansion
>>144651320GMS
Christ Habs fans are celebrating in the streets over a preseason win? I hope they never win a Stanley cup again.
>>144650867Chris, and it's not even close
bought the sylvanas skin for my rogue
>>144651322um, yeah, sure... that can be a rip-off of Seattle, who's to say it isn't?? I bet he doesn't read /hoc/, whoever he is
making sausages
>>144650888Likewise. Sorry nobody actually likes talking to you.
>>144651392you're gay
>no youclassic /hoc/
>>144651411
>>144651392https://x.com/alexnunns/status/1838571329496162542
>>144651381>logo is an anchor and a letter>krakens logo is an anchor with a letter>”ehrm akshually! Not similar at all!”>instant gatekeepI think you might be lost buddy this isn’t r/hockey
>>144649036You should have rewarded your daughter with ice cream and told what a good gurl she is. What an idiot parent you are pathetic.
Support the team right fucking now!
>>144651426tl:dr
>>144651444fair enough have a good day
Habs fans really out there spamming PlAn ThE pArAdE while celebrating preseason wins out in the streets lmao: https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1fon4y4/downtown_montreal_after_preseason_win/
>>144651466That’s pathetic. Quebec should be it’s own country im ashamed to live in the same country as these people.
>>144651479Soon
>>144651466It's called Habs Fan TV, it's a ripoff of Arsenal Fan TV, just a few guys who rile up the crowd on the way out of the arena.
>>144651466I feel that this is something that every community in Canada should be doingpre-season pre-party
>>144651501please leave.
>>144651508You would agree with me if we were talking about football, but we're not cause this is /hoc/
>you can't just celebrate a win outside the arena you have to exit like it's a funeral marchbut spamming the relentlessly spamming the hockey thread on 4chan after a split squad win despite the fact you know your team is going to be shit in the regular season is a-ok
>>144651486Alberta claims Vancouver Island and all surrounding areas. This is not up for debate, we will shoot you if you refuse.
>>144651549>wanting all that uses eskimo land
>>144651545Flames board buddy.
>but spamming the relentlessly spamming the
#Alberta51#Quebec52
#Minnesota11
#EasternTownshipsOfNewHampshire#BeauceOfMaine8m8g
Atlanta PhoenixHouston StripesToronto Toros Arizona Bandits
>>144651658Woodstock en Beauce of Maine
>>144651572Radar stations and Oil my dude
/kraken/ hockey 2night
>kraken/canucksshould set a new bar for annoying faggy posters
>>144651851Nah. Only the Flames can lift that bar.
>>144651858flames chads make funny content
it’s that time again
Anthem singer in Ottawa a cute
Our Sennies mentioned
How are we feeling canesbros
where can I watch the TSN stream of leafs vs sens in the states?
>>144652045nhlstreams . io
fuckin nufags
>>144652045for me? onhockey dot com
>>144652028very cute, glad I tuned in
Sausages were good
>>144651185you forgot to pick up matthewthat little asshole made a mess of the locker room
>six scoreless draws
CANES CANES CANES CANES CANES :)
>>144652108CORRECTION!!!!!!
>>144652112
>>144652041>Canes are backgood>only broadcast I can find is a shit-quality Tampa streamnot good
>>144652143I’m watching the Tampa broadcast on mute while listening to the 99.9 the fan radio broadcast
every time the rangers have a new #91 I get scared that he's back
>chytil didn't even last 2 preseason gameslovely
My Sensies :(
>senaturds
>the dislocated knee of Filip Chytil
>scoreless draws
>>144652206At least it's not his brain this time
>>144652229Can't dislocate something you don't have
>>144652229let's hope he didn't brain his damage
>>144652159The radio feed is two or three seconds ahead, but it's so much better that I'll put up with it.
the bolts are bullying our canesies so far
eating Chinese food
>city of Shittsbourghe
Trouba Rempe and Othmann on the ice at the same time, tardbros we're winning
That’s a name
>>144652388smoking weed is a felony in the usahow can gary allow this
>>144652395>smoking weed is a felony in the usaNot around me, partner. Not around me.
buddy can't make it to play cards tonight so we cancelled. kinda happy i can just drink at home
>>144652395USAs laws don't mean anything, Maplestahnthey were created to oppress black people so we can "intern" them with prison furloughs
>>144652426Sorry that your friend dipped. Hopefully you can see each other some other time
>>144652428oh yeah? go make an assassination attempt on kamablah then
>>144652435hopefully next week! now it's time to watch preseason hockey
My Sensies :)
>>144648844>Special guest: Evander Kane and the dindu nuffin corner
Chytil's back. Not talking about a new body part that got all fucked up, he has returned to the game
>>144652508Potvin still sucks.
>>144652508You're welcome
>>144652519
isles rangers boring shit teams desu
>scoreless intermissions brought to you by Goodyear™
Both hurricanes and Tampa are playing like shit if I’m being honest desu
>>144652594It's preseason. All teams are playing like shit
>>144652614Just like my islanders
>>144652395Gary doesn't care as long as there's money involved
>>144652624All teams does include the Islanders yes.
>>144652303I had dumplings last weekend
fuck i missed the first period of the habs v devils game, for some reason I thought it began at 8
>>144652678Retard
>>144652669well, I am full of fried rice and egg rolls and crab rangoon and am grateful>Praise Gary
For me? Its my Montreal Canadiens
>>144652721For me? It's my Fake Montreal Canadiens
>>144652744'usk!!
>>144652721Were you at the preseason win celebration party?
BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
>>144652788I love your gimmick <3
>>144652773No I was in the United States
>>144652640I'm really happy to never give Gary a single dollar from here on out.
>>144652813fucking die
>>144652824
>>144652836based
>>144652836achievable natty?
>Greig deadMorgan Rielly must be ecstatic
preseason refpuck
That was a but This is anti francophone bias and I shant abide it
I hate this thread. Nothing original just shit out a bunch of images that are biting someone else's gimmick for the last half decade. Fucking trash.
The thought of Toronto paying Tavares $11M to be their third line center after he was brought in to be the savior that brings them their first cup in over half a century is fucking hilariousMy dad, who is a recovering Toronto fan and current Ottawa Senators fan has always said this to me, ‘The reason Toronto will never win a cup again is because they don’t have any heart. They have a lot of talent, but no heart’.
>>144652937Funny, someone posted this last season
didn’t ask
Too many people not even capable of discussing the actual games just reddit comments and le epic memes. Waste of time.
where do I request permission, /hoc/? I'm tired of waiting >in vain
>>144652891morgan is a girls name
Yeah I didn’t ask
UH OH BEAN TOWN
My habsies look élité
Chilly Easter evening of 2022
>>144652947John Tavares is far better than anybody on the Ottawa Senators
>>144652937new gimmicks will debut in october
Rangers commentator sounds like mayor Adam West
>be stars>losewdtmbt
>'new' gimmicksthat'll be the day
Canes sccccaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr :)
His Debbies need to stay out of the box
>>144653016Lol
>most dangerous draws
>>144653016Outproduced by a Tim Stutzle with a bum wrist last year kek
>>144653071Secondary assist merchant + diver
Is Jack Edwards just waiting for the regular season to do broons pbp
My habsies are winning the cup
>>144653053Our canesies ᕕ(■_■)ᕗ
>>144653090Yet had more points in fewer games than Pajama John. Sad!
>>144653053I missed it :/
speaking of tavares why did he get stripped
Usually learn a good amount of the various teams rosters and who they are except the maple leafs or the canadiens. Those teams are so fucking gay not even the players are worth learning about. If you're a fan of either of teams you should fuck off forever I don't want anything to do with you.
Kek canes really have the most blatant nepobabby on any nhl team
>>144653159He’s going to go play for Chicago wolves or whoever the ahl affiliate is
>>144653104He retired last season. The last couple of years he was clearly struggling
>>144651110How would they even know this shit
>>144653042My gimmick is talking about hockey.
>>144653186HOW HE KING WITH NO RING?
>>144653208Fresh
>>144653208This gimmick will never catch on here
>>144653210
There’s a Henrik in net for the islanders
>>144653208Do you think Florida can make the finals for the 3rd time in a row?
>>144653180Sad but hopefully he enjoys retirement
>>144653271who's the Eastern candidate? Sunbelt or Canada?
>>144653271I think it's very likely they will.
Broship chad's we are dominating the preseason knights and isles undefeated
>>144653254LITERALLY INCONSOLABLE
>boy, oh boy
Chick who cheated on Jack Hughes with Glenn Powell lol
>newfags and rapey and I'm out
>>144653273everyone related to the nhl eventually retires. I hope he finds happiness beyond casting hockey
>Rag3
>>144653299The only team that can challenge them is the >rags and we saw that matchup last season
>>144653032>be Vegas >lose to Stars KWAB
Damn, Rempe’s 2 minutes of TOI is looking good
>>144653346not everyone
Islanders are such a dogshit team. Literal definition of slop. NPC team. Mid. Nobody on earth would care if the Islanders suddenly disappeared tomorrow, at least nobody that matters.
>>144653390stop playing games with /hoc/'s heart, that was underhanded af
>>144653385You’d have to be a real fag to hate Rempe. He’s just a kid who lost his father and is trying to make him proud. Rarely do we see a player so ego free and stoked to be playing at all.
>>144653333checked
>>144653413>if you're murdered you retire
>Chambers having a melty because our Islanders are dummying the >ragsLove to see it.
>>144653383>w-we lost later than you!!!!KWAB indeed
>>144653390:(
>>144653430Islanders and flames preseason champs. Let’s see how good they do in the regular season.
>>144653432>lost later Vegas lost to the stars.
>>144653443Learn English.
These fake wannabe wops are all delusional retards. Your poverty franchise is shit
>>144653425Cope it was manslaughter
what does he do
>>144653460that’s rich, coming from you.
>>144653432At least they made it past the first round. Vegas went 20 million over cap and couldn’t beat Dallas now what does that say? Vegas is literal steaming dogshit now and will be for a long time.
>>144653441I'll try an add something of value. Thru 3 preseason games, here are some notable stat-lines:Cooley1GP 3.00GAA .936SV% Vladar1GP 1.54GAA .947SV%Wolf1GP 1.00GAA .971SV%Klapka2GP 2G 0A +3 6PIM 3SOG 9HITSCoronato2GP 3G 2A +4 2PIM 9SOG 5HITSPoirier1GP 1G 1A +3 0PIM 4SOG 1HITSHonzek2GP 0G 5A +5 2PIM 0SOG 5HITSBrzustewicz2GP 0G 2A +2 2PIM 0SOG 0HITSParekh1GP 0G 0A +0 0PIM 0SOG 0HITSGridin1GP 0G 0A +0 0PIM 0SOG 0HITSPelletier1GP 0G 0A -1 0PIM 1SOG 1HITSGrushnikov2GP 0G 0A +0 9PIM 0SOG 11HITS
>>144653487cope they just beat the shorks
>>144653460Rempe is based stop being insecure
>>144653327she's pretty in a 2000s way
>>144653514>vegASS’ Stanley cup is beating the shorks in preseason It’s never been so ogre
I dont expect him to be on PK in the regular season, but it's nice to see Rempe getting some additional ice time, definitely has potential. With that stick reach he could be a PK god
>>144653487maybe on planet retard
Rempe will become a solid second liner. Like Tom Wilson.
>>144653520Maybe on planet retard hence why you keep sucking his dick
>>144653553Speaking of planet Retard
>5’6 Copey>seething and shitting himself over a tall guy Love that for Copey <3
>>144653568he’s better than anyone on your shit team.
>>144653392You wrote all that shit still
>>144653564Why hate Rempe? Like what’s your reasoning?
>>144653601bud how was gta holo today bro
>>144653587Yes I am indeed a Toronto Maple Leafs fan but I don't know what that has to do with anything.
>>144653481Who? (unironically)
>Planet Retard>home world of the Cretins, capital regent of the Imbecile Solar System, crown jewel of the Nincompoop Galaxy
>>144653612He fucking sucks. Skates like bambi. Waste of a roster spot. My nephew skates better than him and he’s benched most of the season in high school
>>144653660Oh so you’re jealous?
>>144653635Imagine a 5'10" skill guy trying to make the league who somehow thinks he should also be Matt Rempe and play Matt Rempe's game. He's really slow btw
Good afternoon, gay butt pirates
>>144653706We don't sign our posts here
Thank you Gary
>>144653686Give him $81.5M right now
>>144653710I do
>>144653712Mike Modano was Mexican.
>>144653712He’s wanted a Mexico expansion for years
>>144653706It's close to good night
>>144653686So better than Rempe? Got it
>>144653712Cubans and Mexicans are different (Mexicans are cool)
>>144653712*latinx
Penguins fucking suck topkek
>>144653747Cubans are the superior latinos
>>144653768Noel will never be real bud.
>>144653773Only Mexicans believe that
Were you raped by Corsby at the local Nova Scotia boys and girls club? You suck his jockstrap every chance you get
>>144653791Meant for >>144653747
>>144653785He can clutch her and stuff her down his pants so he's all good, hombre
vince documentary out tomorrow and tiny will still be kwaboty
>>144653785Oh yeah? How do you explain THIS then
Othmann bruh you're trying to make the Rangers not the Planet Retard men's national ice hockey team
>getting spanked by dabresTruly the home of the geriatric pongs
>>144650867Subban you know why
>>144653852Are you fucking retarded or something they’re not even playing their main roster
*whiny, nasally, raped faggot voice*>Are you fucking retarded or something they’re not even playing their main roster
>>144653799He's the best player in the 21st century
>>144653886YWNBASWATTJ
>pre season is here>and yet, regular season Gary Puck is soooo far away May as well be on the Moon, Gary...
That’s not Kaner
>>14465391110 more days until the European opener
UH OHMY ISLANDERSUH OH
ChillyEasterEveningOf2022
Sennies :)
>>144653934It’s the outdoor game all over again
>Dead Rag3 score their first goal>retarded wops who can’t even spell Italy are already planning the parade Kek
>>144653927I can barely hear you over there, lad... and the fog is thick as pea soup, soft.. soft..
>>144653961Italians :)
>>144653934>>144653950uh huh
>>144653989Unlock it bud
>>144653987Fuck off, raped bitch — stop low effort posting
the islanders are playing just like my islanders rn
>R4gs
>>144654006lad, that's not Dartmouth>Harvard is not my Ivy Leaguye school, lad.. nor Cornell...
>>144654010I’m so used to this kind of hockey
>>144654026You failed the GED…
Rangers are dressing a good chunk of their NHL lineup and they're struggling to the islanders first line
>>144654010>>144654030my islanders play great shutdown hockey =)
>>144654033>failed my Get Educamacated, Dudeyou got a copy of my transcript, Commodore?
>>1446540598-)
Touched a nerve. Must have been chilly the day before the GED exam
>>144654059Preseason rangers shut themselves down, the good players don't try, I'm shocked when they win any of these games
almost time for our acies game 2
Everyone take a deep breath and say it with me:The. Preseason. Doesn’t. Matter
>>144654108NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WON'T DO IT
>>144654059Just like my islanders is a dead meme
>>144654142isles just got scored on
>>144649036You don't have a child and this didn't happen, but it tells me a lot about your psyche that you made it up.
>>144654142JLMI is foundational>rags
FILIPCHYTIL TOUGH AS NAILS
>>144654180>five minutes behind
this is some damn good pre-season, /hoc/
Othmann Is shit lol rangers fans were overrated this guy
Trudeau's playing for the Habs?
>>144654196thats what everyone has said
>>144653390Why you gotta be like that?
The season really snuck up this year, only 1 more week???
2 Habs shutouts in a row :)
>>144654232the season is a bit longer, so the off-season has been shortened to compensate >compliments of Gary Bettman
>>144654238Time for another celebration downtown!
>>144654253KYS
>isl3s
>he's angry at Gary BettmanI feel ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kcs7P59Wpo
UH OHMY ISLANDERS UH OH
the oilers and panthers had 85 days off between game 7 and training camp, that's fucking brutal
>>144654292>>144654273>the power of “sorokin the allstar”
>>144654300He isnt even playing.
caps got gapped! love to see my Bs on the board
MY CANESIES TAKE THE LEAD :) :) :)
>>144654307cope
>>144654308My fellow broon troon :)
>fourfull draw at MSG
>>144654324glad to see im not alone here haha, i was starting to get worried /hoc/ was all canadians and canes fans :^)
>>144654296They're professional athletes. I think an almost three months vacation is more than enough to recover
If finnish goalie so big why he not make save?
thanks TBG
>>144654353there's like one single cane's fan, he's a very advanced schizo
OH NO NO NO NO NOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow islanders suck
>>144654361Depends on what surgery you need
>>144654373um, You're Welcome?>glad to be of service
JUST
>>144653390he retired, it just happened really fast and sudden
>>144654406LIKE
>>144654361I don't think so, putting your body through 105 games is a massive toll no matter what kind of athlete you are. It's going to take away from what the players can put into the game no matter what.
STOP, STOPHE'S ALREADY DEAD>
>>144654437New
>>144654440>>144654440hey hey hey hey hey
>>144654425>tfthe fuck would you know
lmao eat fucking shit
>>144654409Mostly just tired with some bumper and undercarriage
>>144654447Because the oilers literally just did it?
>>144648789>preseason>celebrate a win
