heemvious: >>144643796We don't watch that crap, and now nobody can watch that crap, lmao
shit thread
all poohand stoppages in poofc have been early
>>144650004hahah glad you used this bro, i fucking deserve it kek
>>144650004K-1 promoters be like >We don't broadcast that crap here
Mountain Tiger Mingyang Zhang17 first round finishes
>>144650040Canada's top prospect
Didn’t K-1 go out of business in the early 2010s?Same problems back then too, didn’t care about market outside Japan and had no idea how to promote itself.
>>144650048>Canada's top prospectFound him.
>>144650040>born 98zoomer lol
>>144650065>Vanilla thunder Huh?
>>144650056They got bought out by a jap company to keep it going but really fell off for like a decade. They had this big reinvention last year but have failed every single event getting broadcast deals somehow. Fucking annoying.
>>144650075Undefeated Canadian Heavyweight Ben Tynan (6-0)
>>144650082I guess nobody watches that crap after all.
>>144650075Some crap league meme fighter
k1? yeah cars are cool
Maybe Ari Emanuel can save k-1.
>>144650160From k-1?
No.
>>144650168>K-1? Sold. (to me)
>>144650183The other crap I think
former K-1 kickboxing champion Alex Pereira
>https://youtu.be/XwNDM58lcf8?list=LLKino.
pakimong loves cucking to ari emanuel doesn't he
K-0 viewers
>>144650218Kek
>>144650200none of those landed
>>144650200GOAT
Just realized the UFC will probably make Pereira vs Aspinall for UFC 310 since Jones will retire. That's why they give him Khalil.
Gamrot slipped his penis into Hooker's insides
>>144650250that's too soon, pereira needs time to bulk up, not that he has a chance against tom anyway
Max Holloways brain at 50 years old?
The crapwatchers are seething extra hard this thread
knockouts arent real
>>144650269Everyone has a chance against Aspinall because of his poor defense.
>>144650200>Splits decision the gamrot after being almost heemed>DANA GIVE TITLE SHOT GIVE ME EVERYTHING
>>144650249by the way, what happened to Beneil? i thought he was the guy
How many murders today mexibro?
The same thing that happened to 303 is happening to 307The entire card is in jeopardy
>>144650309How come he keeps winning thenyou know as well as i do that pereira gets taken down and subbed or gnp'd in round 1
>>144650323Gamrot flushed him
id poke you in your fucking eye
>>144650307>no sells your punchesThese old stars are primadonnas b
>>144650310This. It's almost laughable how delusional Dookie Dan is now. Guy is a total scrub which has no place being in the top 5. Talking about "not fighting down" when the only reason he's in the top 5 is because Gamrot gave his a shot despite being arguably next in line for a title shot. God how I hate dookie Dan
Surely THIS Heavyweight is completely unbeatable and won't get chinned by some stupid fat fuck
>>144650324Yes.
No one will ever beat this 15-3 fighter
>>144650369
Yeah this guy is better than me everywhere. boxing, jiu jitsu, the whole lot, bud's just more skilled, but sometimes I get really angry and you won't like me when I'm angry.
Gamrot won that fucking fight (genuine)
>>144650343His only decent win is Sergey. Everyone else was old or a grappler. Not saying he couldn't beat Pereira, but the fighters in heavyweight are horrible and except Gane there are no high level strikers who could punish his lack of defense. And the it's not like he's khabib with judo throws and elite wrestling. He was a blast double that's more like a rugby tackle. The fight is close stop being delusional.
The RIZIN posting will continue.
>except gane
rugby is the best base for mma
>>144650429Gane is arguably the heavyweight champ rn if you exclude the dive
Diego Lopes has requested to fight Volkanovski
/heem/chuds need to start showing some respect.
>>144650468old man volk being put out to pasture
>>144650476I have this haircut. except I have a huge receding hairline
Yep they're sayin' I don't got a chin. Heh. I'mma go fix up that ehh Diego fella then I'm getting my title back.
>>144650486kinda like this?
>>144650486that's not a haircut lad
>>144650504yes this is me
I would like to remind everyone that Jon Jones' manager was a high level manager for the Volksbank and was directly in charge of billions of financial assets in the United States, has his fingers in multiple boxing organizations, and is the president of Anthem Sports Group
...where did you learn DX Chop?
Shame on Lopes for calling out Volk. What does he get for knocking an old drunk fuck out?
>>144650554yeah and khabibs manager is a terrorist
Te clavaste bien en mí
>>144650530take the frankenstein pill
>>144650569The number 1 contender positionSomeone has to flush the turd down the toilet
heems for this feel?
>>144650590Volk's already down the toilet b
>>144650605james vick vs paul felder
>>144650468Volk is sitting out to rematch Topuria expecting him to defend
Does francis vs some random pfl bum sell over or under 1000 ppvs?
>>144650620i dont think its a pvv
>>144650590so Volk is that turd that gets stuck and clogs the toilet? Damn so Lopes is the allegorical hand that needs to touch the turd and push it down, crazy. Alexander "High Fiber Turd" Volkanovski
>>144650637lol, lmao even
Volk 50-44s lobussy
>>144650640An high fiber turd would be very soft, Volk is one of those turds you do on a high protein diet when you don't drink enough water after three days you don't schaub
i smash you to fucking pieces
>>144650659>bussyPics?
>>144650637>>144650652it is PPV
>>144650659Volk will get hit once and then die
>>144650554everybody knows that jon jones is a cia funded mkultra project and that he was molested as a child.
>>144650660Volk is a post KFC binge turd. Where all moisture is zapped from the fatty foods.
>>144650685Mixed martial arts?
>>144650441
>>144650685
>>144650660I thought fiber made them firm, good to know b.
>>144650702Nah animals eat loads of fiber and those shits are rock hard pellets. Fiber shidds are nawt good b.
>>144650685Combat sports?
Youcangofuckoffski
Smile for the camera :D
you still haven't explained why you are so upset about the reindeer de shitter signing....
max 50-45s illia then gets heemed by volk
>>144650685Crap that we may or may not watch here?
Ngannouvski
oh fuck they got reindeer the riddler?
>>144650763Anything to say about the topic this general's for?
>>144650763High level problem solving with dire physical consequences?
Who revved xer?
>>144650771I dont see anything about that topic in THIS post>>144650771
>>144650780MMA discussion?
>>144650780
>>144650795TJ Niggashaw.
>>144650792AGP discussion
>>144650812
rdr couldn't handle ONE. ufc is more his speed
anyone else posts just not being actually posted lately?i do captha i hit post and it goes all smooth and says i have posted. then i refresh thread and its not there as if never been posted?
>>144650821You will never look like this
What contract is reminder the rider on?
>>144650832Happen to me a couple of times, apparently is some server issue.
DWCS in 2 bong 37 bings
>Big Daddy Sneed, sir you will never look like Nina Marie DanieleOh is today computer labs at the special ed school or what?
>>144650846first one's on the house
>>144650864Mixing of the martial arts?
Jamahal's right, Alex can't beat southpaws
Daniel Cormier's Flavor Camp
>>144650864Ultimate fighting?
>>144650881what compelled you to make this
>>144650880Hill predicts Pooatan will outclass him in every way. Maybe you want to use someone else for reference b.
>>144650887You will never look like either of these women
>>144650873The reporter Nina Drama dipshit, you gona keep repeating yourself or you wanna discuss one of the most well known pundits in the industry? Dont piss me off, when I am mad I see red and heem everybody in sight and cannot be stopped.
>>144650887You will never look like left, but you could probably look Holly if you tried hard enough
>>144650685Sports
>“USADA collected two additional samples from Alekseeva before her Oct. 14, 2023, fight, (Aug. 8, 2023, and Sept. 13, 2023) that were both negative. It should be noted that when CSAD took over the independent administrator role of UFC ADP from USADA on Dec. 31, 2023, it requested additional, more specific testing of those two samples that USADA had not. The results of this additional testing facilitated by CSAD were negative.THEY KEEP THE PISSTHERE'S JUST GALLONS OF IF STORED AWAY SOMEWHERE RIPE FOR THE TAKING
>>144650927>SportsPowerful. Thank you for sharing.
>>144650927Certain AGPeople refuse to discuss them sadly
He has spoken.
>>144650965MMA?
>>144650812I have AGP and you still haven't done a damn thing about it.
>>144650974Top left is jake paul, mma GOAT
>>144650980Neither have you
>>144650980What am I meant to do? You can’t be fixed I’m afraid
>>144650980>I have AGP
I have A Gane Penis
damn that's a lot of hiddens. thread spooks must be having a meltie again. wonder what comment got them the tap on the shoulder to derail this time?
Real ganescholars keep their clitties caged
Thoughts on changed tactics as soon as you start getting fucked up? Seems like desperation from the side who gives up on their own plan. The best strategies are consistent and not driven by impulse or emotions thats how you get yourself fucked up instead of your adversary.
>>144650980Faggot
>>144650980>I have AGPI upgraded to PCI-E years ago mate
>big daddy Methed up mommy thoughbeit
>gets back on drugs>starts losing xer mind worse than ever before
MMA?
I hate when one fighter spends years on a specific offensive strategy but then when they start getting a taste of their own medicine totally bitch out and look for help from referee. What a loser, at least stick to your guns right?
>>144650985I transitioned to a woman legally but I believe that I'm a man. I won.
>>144651053>MMA?whats that?
>>144651029Assuming this post is about mixed martial arts, having adaptable gameplans remains a huge advantage to fighters in the sport which we are currently discussing
>>144651053
Daniel Cormier's all you can eat buffet Only on UFC fight pass
>>144651071this but it's me and the buffet is skanko
>>144651071Imagine creampieing buffet stuffed Daniel Cormier
>>144651088
>>144651071>>144651088
>>144651068Zatdaddy tanked that shit
Sneedmommy wanked that dog
>>144651102
Joanna of good faith. Always willing to return to peace and end the hostilities which the other side instigated.
Who is the ocky way of the UFC
>>144651113You have autogynephilia
>>144651113Joanna is your mom's friend who starts making passes at you after she has a couple glasses of wine.
The takedown will be there for Khamzat Chimaev.
Me and spammy we are gonna share the thread, its gonna be fucking war. Dick to smaller dick, do the fucking death. And we're doing this FOR YOU!! FOR YOU GUYS!!
Xneed relates to Sean Strickland because they were both raped and gaped.
>brings up penises out of nowhereSomething on your mind Madame?
Goblin or elf?
>>144651145In the first round, sure. cumshit shartles his pants after the first and is rolling around on the ground doing his best mikey mussolini impression.
>>144651188mikey would tear ratlips legs off and beat him over the head with them
>>144651178what a few thousand years with the ring does to a mf
Im actually really worried Dricus will be way more prepared for Stricklands style and clearly out class him when they rematch.Because that outcome would make me perma-seethe about that scumfuck Derek-Cleary robbing Strickchamp the first time.
>>144651203Even you don’t believe that
>>144651178Eat clen and tren hard!
>>144651213If smeagol had half the haplosiveness he would have heemed those hoblets dead
>>144650004Who tf can possibly beat them in a 7x7 ?
>>144651215ratlip literally shat his pants at burns throwing up the slightest hint of a triangle attempt
>>144651213Kek.
Why are so many Strickland fans transsexuals? He would hate them
>>144651231Bussymeci would start crying as soon as he got punched in the face
D.C is a spoilt fat brat
>>144651178Falmer
AGP Strickraped had Dirty diaper Panties smooshed on his face, xhe and Madame Xneed are much alike in that regard!
it sucks bros
>>144651228
Uhh canada are we gonna "MMA?" somebody or do you just save that for me?
/heem/ will respect Jérôme Le Banner.
2 bongs until dana's cans
Xneed wears xer mom’s panties at nightSo xhe can, so xhe canWatch xer tranny porn and play some leagueAnd Xneed wears xer mom’s panties at nightSo xhe can, so xhe canGive in to the AGP in xer mind!
>>144651301I have always respected uhhhh...jerome le barer...le banner...
>>144651301jerome le ni-
>>144651313Le beaner
>>144651313i genuinely wouldn't expect less from YOU
>>144651276Nice try but it's impossible to take Plínio down
>>144651308Good, I been having trouble sleeping lately due to working out and partying super crazy fucking hard.
You have no class or understanding of history.
>>144651335Gooning to trannies all night whilst hopped up on speed isn’t working out nor is it partying, Madame
/heem/ should be ashamed.
Madame xneed loves strickraped because they both have AGP and AGB (a gaped bussy)
Uhhh leaf buddy I cant help but notice you didnt hit that poster with the "MMA?" bitchy reply, care to explain yourself?
>>144651350MMA?
>bitchyXhe even writes like a woman
>>144651350Combat sports?
You fail to comprehend.
>>144651329>Plínio
Hawk tuah >chama
Brap tuah fart on that thang!
Xneed tuah, AGP on that thang!
Suspicious bias on display here, hate to see that when one fighter is clearly being outclassed they just need to accept their loss with dignity dont you agree?
Ignorance is an enemy, even to its owner.
Xneed pooah, steatorrhea on that thang!
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man by argument.
Who is the Calvin Heimburg of the UFC
>>144651430james vick
What if one fighter blurts out brain rot nonsense schizo babble the entire fight? They should be disqualified (from life)
>the crap is unwatchable
>>144651441talmbout kelvin netherlands b?
>>144651441What if one fighter has toxic necrosis bussy rot and is spraying steatorrhea out of xer shorts?
Sam pepper bros...
Craaaap Bo Nickal, yea. It feel like you watchin crap? You watchin craaaaap Nickal, yeah you watchin Nickal.
/heem/ has a doleful acumen.
Kevin “Nash” Holland
"I will win tomorrow's bouts."UFC fighters could never.
>>144651475that's what every bot npc fighter says every weekend before their apex early prelim bout.
Your understanding is pitiful.Enjoy the slop, goyim.
Max "dumb faggot" Holloway
>>144651487Read it again, uneducated fool.
Madame is writing in code because xhe's terrified of the janny KWAB
Max "Blessed (but not like that)" Holloway
You are bewildered.
weeb
This my Bo-Rotha. Yeah, My Bo Nickal! Wassup now Bo Nickal? Chyaaah Bo Nickal what now? What now my Bo-Nickal? Ch-yeaaa Bo thats right you my Bo-Rother. Yea...
In hindsight, we didn't realise how good we had it.
>the k-1 posting will not continue
>>144651580AGP
>>144651586I didnt watch back then, I started following the sport during the buildup for 229
marvin vettori hasnt fought in a while, thats good
>>144651580>is pathologically incapable of being funny Shit I guess you are a real woman
Where can i watch that crap?
>>144651601He lost to Brendan Allen recently, so he probably need time to recover before booking another one.
>>144651586>Fedor, Overeem, and a bunch of literaly whos
>>144651599sorrowful
>>144651627https://www.youtube.com/@K-1Worldwide/videosyoutube
The absolute state of the current ufc champion roster is truly discouraging
>>144651635that's fucking Jeff Barnett you fucking caz
who the fuck are these old geezers, post some suga shawn
>>144651635average brazza poster
>>144651648Not that crap.
>Alexandre Pantoja>Merab Dvalishvili>Ilia Topuria>Islam Makhachev>Belal MuhammadThank god Dricus, Poatan, and Big Tom exist or I would seriously consider taking a break from watching this crap.
cory sandhagen neutralized umar's wrestling
Too real for youtube or the judische ratten at the UFC to allow.>https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3e0lu7
DO SUMTHIN BOYGET UP AND DO SUMT-ACK
You had to live it.
Not one of yous,
Pat Barry vs Schaub was the fight to make...
You now remember Brett ‘da grim” rogers >Rogers was arrested for sexual misconduct after allegedly groping two men in Saint Paul, Minnesota according to criminal complaints obtained from Minnesota Second Judicial District Court. On November 15, 2016, at the George Latimer Central Library, >Rogers grabbed the crotch area of a library employee's pants and penis while riding the elevator>The man reportedly slapped Rogers's hand away and asked what he was doing. Rogers said nothing to the man and left the elevator as soon as the door opened>On January 4, 2017, Rogers asked a man next to his urinal stall to go into another stall for a sex act to be performed on him from Rogers. After the man declined, Rogers grabbed the man's buttocks as he was still using the urinal. >While at the Ramsey County Jail, a former cellmate also accused Rogers of sexual assault. Rogers allegedly groped his cellmate's penis through the prison uniform pants twice while the cellmate slept
>Pantojaboy>Merabboy>Iliafine>Islamfine>Belalboy>Dricusboy>Alexshit>Tomfine
israel adesanya? total beast; will never win again
>>144651741Pat Barry & Schaub vs my GMC Sierra 1500 crew cab pickup truck at about 70-80 mph is the fight to make.
>goon for hours>drink>realize ive been misspelliing every post i made since then
talmbout beasts
Your understanding is limited.
>>144651755>boy sized>boy sized >boy sized, homosexual >rat >rat >boy >boy >boy
>>144651766Just a straight up Alcohol-only Goon sesh my guy? Isnt that like, insanely depressing?
>>144651766happens to the bess of us, champ.
You didn't witness it did you.
The crapwatcher has been broken, I expect someone will find him swinging from the ceiling tomorrow
>>144651789I couldnt take my daily routine of waking up at 3pm and wasting away on my pc anymore. Needed to feel something different. Not easy being a mentally ill neet.
>>144651695>7 minutes that permaflushes everything the ufc has ever done I kneel.
Incomprehensible to you.
>>144651825He gets it.
Next Power Slap is October 24th,
*bends the style*
We don't watch that crap here.
>>144651824Start doing intense workouts
>>144651824
>>144651824set an alarm for 2pm. life fixed.
Volkayesvski
The Pinnacle.
reindeer the diddler
Torrented the entire PRIDE DVD set last year and havent watched any of it since. Its like making it to the top and feeling empty.
how would you go about entering the fairys social circle?
>>144652012What about the psychotic episodes and the ripping and tearing of your own flesh Madame
>>144651311Your shots have no sting on em anymore b. You're washed. But have a (you)
>>144651995I've seen every single event, Bushido, Shockwave, Total Elimination, everything. I miss PRIDE so much its unfathomable.
Mixed methamphetamine addictions
You're projecting again Ms. Xneed
>>144652101Rare good bong post
>>144652099yeah I really miss 10 minutes straight of ground control
>has sex with men>thinks xhe's getting into heavenWho's going to tell xer?
>>144652147Its easy for you to judge because you are incapable of thinking. Shockwave is better than anything the UFC has ever made.
>>144652129I'm not xneed. I'm still rooting for you though, same as I am for Tony.
>>144652034become her top paypig
>>144651627You can't watch that crap or you're going to federal fucking prison
>>144652176Pride loyalists are just closeted mandrama fans
Pride pro wrestling belongs on /pw/
Nothing feels better than fan drying your meng and balls after a hot shower.35 bings until canner series
This headcanon you've created for yourself is quite something Ms. Xneed, you missed your calling as a writer
>>144652260WMMA to start so more like 1 bong
>>144652262Full-contact combat sports based on striking, grappling and ground fighting, incorporating techniques from various combat sports from around the world?
>>144652244Delusional.
>>144651270>MFW i see a bongoloid twink
>>144652285gay
>>144651748>This is Fedor's best win
>>144652285Fuck off algerian
If you are coming into /heem/ please respect the rules. Have the decency to at least pretend to not be a flaming homosexual for the 15 seconds it takes to write a post.
why do none of you fags realize that the 2023 unified rules of MMA judging criteria literally mentions nothing about damage and nothing about 'immediate' impact being more important than cumulative?https://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Unifed-MMA-Rules-2023-FINAL.pdfno one even knows what criteria the fucking judges are using
Ms. Xneed has called in backup from the AGPcord
>>144652312Being a flaming homosexual is Heem culture
>>144652318that's muslim culture actually
>>144652313>*farts* uh 30-27 blue team >*buuuurps* uh effective uh execution of technique >*shartles
>(you) think this is all fun and games. But when the new thread gets made and the janny heems, you're gonna find out it's NOT fun and games. You think this is all fun and games. But when the gate shuts and the bell rings. You're gonna find out it's NOT fun and games.
>>144652290>>144652288>bongoloid twinks mad
>Evaluations shall be made in the specific order in which the techniques appear in (c)above ,giving the most weight in scoring to effective striking/grappling>Effective striking is judged by determining the impact/effect of legal strikes landed by a contestant solely based on the results of such legal strikes. Effective grappling is assessed bythe successful executions and impactful/effective result(s)coming from: takedown(s), submission attempt(s), achieving an advantageous position(s) and reversal(s).none of you faggots even know the damn criteria they use do you?
>>144652313looks like nina drama with male filter
>>144652331we're not going to shag you
>>144652333>>144652327
>>144652343Why are you built for SlamDaddy ?
why are muslims so gay?
it only measures effective STRIKING solely on the RESULTS of the IMPACT. but effective grappling is measured not only on the IMPACT of the used techniques, but also the EXECUTION of the techniques. this is obviously why the grappler meta has persisted for so long and fighters with styles like merab will be unbeatable unless finished. read the fucking criteria before you start crying about the judging you impotent fags
Andrew Tate would fuck up Alex Pereira
>>144652362>>144652327
>>144652324Your pale cheeks were built for slamdaddy to fill up, better to accept it now that to rage
>>144652313>unified rules of MMAthis shit is why i get more enjoyment out of reading slop like baki instead. at least the guys there are real dawlgs fighting for life and death.
don't forget that for YEARS LITERALLY YEARS you fags have been preaching "damage above all" and "takedowns don't count hurd durr" but those are the outdated 2019 "new rules" TheWeasle and other fags like MMA GURU have inundated the audience to believe are the current judging criteria.
see what i mean
Someone needs a fill up
>>144652375>canuck faggot is a retardnothing new
>>144652313immediate damage is more effective
>>144652387you're fighting a losing battle lil wigga
>>144652402you are just copy pasting your 95IQ observations over and over. so I'm doing the same. take it to reddit, faggot.
who cares, ONE's judging is superior in every way
>>144652403READ THE FUCKING JUDGING CRITERIAheres a quick summary because no one knows how to read:>effective striking is weighed equally with effective grappling>effective striking is measured solely on the results of the striking>effective grappling is measured on the execution and impact of grappling techniquese.g. takedowns and control time with no attempts to finish the fight ARE scored evenly with damaging strikes. this is why faggots like Merab are unbeatable under the current criteria and nothing will be done about it until we start saying something. why does no one know the fucking rules the judges even use?
>It seems I've struck a nerve
>>144652429
>>144652419do something about it faggot
>>144652445>>144652327
>>144652427We don’t watch that crap
>>144652433whatever that means
>e.g. takedowns and control time with no attempts to finish the fight ARE scored evenly with damaging strikesIt does not say that anywhere
Madame’s AGPussy was struck with a dogs penis
why does no one know what scoring criteria the judges actually use? why do fans not push for full disclosure of the scoring criteria being used to score the fucking fights?https://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/unified-rules-mma-2019.pdfunder the 2019 "new rules" the immediate impact of strikes is weighed heavier than the cumulative, and the execution of grappling techniques is not measured as "effective grappling". the grappling is only "effective" if it leads to the establishment of offense e.g. ground strikes or submission attempts hence the "damage based" scoring. under this criteria you could genuinely argue Sean won rounds 1, 3, and 5. why is no one questioning this? you faggots don't watch fights.
>>144652463
Godzat is back in the mountains. His natural element. Not sissy boy Sweden or satanic wasteland UAE. Redditker is fucked.
>>144652500Factual post.
>under this criteria you could genuinely argue Sean won rounds 1, 3, and 5.
Madame Xneed's AGPussy has been menstruating quite a bit lately. She is not handling her AGP flare ups well.
>>144652472another faggot who can't read let me SPELL it out for you since you are sub 50 IQ.>the most weight in scoring to effective striking/grapplingthis means effective striking is equally as important as effective grappling. you with me so far? lets see what constitutes "effective">Effective striking is judged by determining the impact/effect of legal strikes landed by acontestant solely based on the results of such legal strikesok reddit are you still with me? this means effective striking is measured ONLY by the results/impact e.g. the damage caused by the strikes. volume punching or significant strike count is irrelevant if it doesn't produce visible damage or reactions from the recipient of the strikes.>Effective grappling is assessed bythe successful executions and impactful/effective result(s)coming from: takedown(s),submission attempt(s), achieving an advantageous position(s) and reversal(s)hmmmm.... executions AND impact huh? so simply performing a grappling technique is scored! it's scored even more if it has visible impact, but it isn't necessary for it to be scored, while for striking it is! fascinating!!
>>144652483oh damn you're right it doesn't say anything about immediate impact in these rules, how'd that happen?
people will seethe at my post because they literally cannot fucking read. kill ESL posters NOW
i know it literally doesnt matter but Darren Tills wiki says hes undefeated in both amateur and pro muay thaimy dad literally coached a guy who won against him in 2009my dad was in the corner watching darren till get smacked around for 3 rounds
>this means effective striking is equally as important as effective grappling.That does not mean>e.g. takedowns and control time with no attempts to finish the fight ARE scored evenly with damaging strikesThat is your baseless inference
heems in 10 bings
>>144652539This guy has been reading the fake decoy rules, nobody show him the real ones
>>144652564Absolutely not true
SWEET CAROLINE PAM PAM PAM
Ortega is brittle
Whos he fighting
>>144652609I tried to tell you
>>144652557another ESL.>effective striking is measured (((SOLELY))) ON the results of such legal strikes>effective grappling is measured by successful executions (((AND))) impact coming from such grappling techniques AS... takedowns, achieving advantageous positions (control time)please... fucking learn how to read the english language then come back to me
75 days until Gane fights.
>>144652610The urge to have his Movdaddy gape and pipe him with some creamy brazza sauce again.
>>144652564creampie series ain't then b
>>144652610Damon Jackson
UFC Champion Raquel Penningtondustin poiriercolby covingtonjustin gaethjeciryl ganekhamzat chimaev
focus very intently on the>SOLELY>ANDthink about these words. think about these words then realize you don't know the fucking criteria
Bongoloid Twinks were literally built for Mountain Men
>no international k-1 broadcast againso much for their their "return" lol. fucking pathetic.
>>144652627Yeah domingo has been yappin too much lately.
none of you faggots watch fights or know how to score fights, I'm the only person on this god forsaken site that knows the fucking criteria for scoring a fight
>>144652555correct the record, b
adelaide byrd surely will be up to date with the new judging criteria
>PrideGP Grand Prix 2003The greatest game you have NEVER played.
>>144652500The most arab looking chechenHe doesnt look the typical brazza
I never want to hear you faggots cry robbery again when you are more than willfully ignorant, you are indignantly ignorant
>>144652646you're literally homosexual
>>144652656A day later and you’re still going.
you niggas all you do is talk about the judging criteria, you never sat down to look at the judging criteria for one?
>>144652663>NEVER played.Correct.
>>144652625>Effective striking is judged by determining the impact/effect of legal strikes landed by a contestant solely based on the results of such legal strikesYou're not even quoting it correctly you retard. Go mow my lawn.
I have 10k on this dwcs card
>>144652646Excellent post. The crapcord will not be happy though
>>144652646say what you will about the english, they do produce good twinks
>>144652681>retarded ausfaggoing to keep posting this shit until you faggots accept the current criteria and start to realize that you don't know the fucking scoring system and we need to pressure the UFC to be transparent about what criteria the judges are using because it has huge implications on the outcome of a fight. no reason arguing with you because you are just a conspiracyfag saying they rigged the fight for Merab kek
We’re live
>>144652686Because Mexico just discovered the PS2 technology kek
>>144652610he's the next man to put old man volk to sleep
>>144652689>Effective striking is judged by determining the impact/effect of legal strikes landed by acontestant solely based on the results of such legal strikesyou retarded faggot that is literally pulled from the 2023 unified rules. this is what I mean no one but me has actually taken the time to even research or read the judging criteria. usually the people who know the least bitch the loudest.
Just got done having sex with my boyfriend
did he do italso jon jones p4p #1
Wait... I watched that crap here...(LOL no I fuckin didn't)
>>144652737idk who tf that is but hes guilty
>>144652731You quoted it wrong because you're a retared Mexican and it invalidates any sperging you're doing.Mow my lawn.
>>144652737don't know who that is, but by the picture the answer is: yes, obviously. also jon jones is a gay mallard.
>>144652735That is gay as hell.
TheWeasle has been using the outdated 2019 unified rules criteria aka the "new" rules where it emphasizes the establishment of attack from grappling exchanges but retards don't realize the criteria has been consistently changed since then. You retarded inbreds will just read the words in a passage and not comprehend the words in the way they are written. You are all more retarded than the athletic commission judges and that is saying something.
sanko fucking disgusts me
Wait are we actually live? Why isnt streameast working
>>144652752If you were a white man you would have the dignity to check the fucking criteria before just posting blatant falsehoods
>>144652735can i have sex with your boyfriend?
>>144652761This is simply not true at all, the UFC including all MMA organizations have been using the unified rules for a few years now, the rules that state that immediate damage weighs higher than cumulative, and that it's prioritized higher than control time. Damage trumps all.
6’7 is far too tall to ever be elite at fighting, 6’4 is the cutoff
>>144652679Only the ones that get raped are homos tho
is streameast kill?
>>144652787https://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Unifed-MMA-Rules-2023-FINAL.pdftake 5 minutes and read the judging criteria and come back to me you stupid faggot
>>144652792no heavyweight is elite
>>144652774Go mow my lawn then add extra cotija on my taco. Andale!
>>144652794Say it ain’t so
>>144652796I've tried like 5 of my usual sites and none are showing it
>>144652794classic homo cope, having sex with men is gay no matter what
>>144652809pay for fightpass ya goof
Bro is replying to himself now.
with every post you putrid mongoloids prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you don't know how to read or how to score fights
you’ve got plenty time to find a stream there’s wmma on first
>>144652822I will never pay for anything ever.
go ahead and cry robbery next time le epic heemer gets controlled for the majority of the fight but never attack the source of the issue just bitch about judging without even knowing the fucking criteria
>>144652830Grow up
There’s no difference between holding an inferior man down and subbing him than there is in holding an inferior man down and smeshing his bamhole. >b-b-but they have shorts on Cope
>>144652853shut the fuck up... please just shut the fuck up
>>144652818Sound like a coping bongoloid femboy twink would sayWhy are you scared of kavkaz daddies ?
>>144652663That would be fight night round 3 cazzie
Sean Strickland dates Madam Xneed's brother-sister.All 3 have AGP and dressed up in their mothers panties so their daddies would gape and spank them.
>>144652716Yeah, but we have broadcast technology lol.
>>144652867Please grow up
>>144652870you’re literally gay, just accept it
you all are scared to admit that I am right and that you actually don't know anything about the scoring criteria because it would cause you to realize you aren't as smart as you think you are
>>144652870>>144652861I'm going to call your imams. Either haram the fuck up or go take out your gay fantasies on some grindr twink you fucking faggots. filtered.
>>144652713Ai generated motherfuckers.
I found one
>>144652882bro just shut the fuck up. you don't know the damn judging criteria just like all the other ESL faggots who have invaded this site
>>144652894its can series you only get 1 or 2 real people per season
>>144652890
>>144652735What's her name?
>>144652890BDS twink detected
>>144652890CANadians are the biggest sissies around, I dread to think what would’ve happened to GapedSP if he ever had a real Dagestan daddy infront of him
AAAHHHHHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE JUDGING CRITERIA, BRAZZA CUM, SNEED, ALL OF IT!!! SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144652910>>144652914
if you read the 2019 unified rules and compare it to the updated 2023 unified rules and can't discern the difference in the criteria and the implications on the scoring I can't fucking help you
AGsP
>call muslims gay>they respond by being extremely gaynot only are they extremely gay but they’re also extremely low IQ
this blackzillian a peach brother HH
Daddysanya put a chocolate bun in this oven.
I got a bet on hap's mom in this one
“Legal blows that have immediate or cumulative impact with the potential to contribute towardsthe end of the match with the IMMEDIATE weighing in more heavily than the cumulative impact.Successful execution of takedowns, submission attempts, reversals and the achievement ofadvantageous positions that produce immediate or cumulative impact with the potential tocontribute to the end of the match, with the IMMEDIATE weighing more heavily than thecumulative impact.” It shall be noted that a successful takedown is not merely a changing ofposition, but the establishment of an attack from the use of the takedown. Top and bottomposition fighters are assessed more on the impactful/effective result of their actions, more sothan their position. This criterion will be the deciding factor in a high majority of decisions whenscoring a round.">2019 unified rules of mma
Judging is solely based on the eye test hence why O Mally beat yan since he busted him open
that’s a meng
"Judges shall evaluate Mixed Martial Arts techniques, such as effectivestriking/grappling(Plan A), effective aggressiveness(Plan B),and control of the fightingarea(Plan C).Plans B and C are not taken into consideration unless Plan A is weighed asbeing even.d. Evaluations shall be made in the specific order in which the techniques appear in(c)above ,giving the most weight in scoring to effective striking/grappling, and effectiveaggressiveness, and control of the fighting area.e. Effective striking is judged by determining the impact/effect of legal strikes landed by acontestant solely based on the results of such legal strikes. Effective grappling is assessed bythe successful executions and impactful/effective result(s)coming from: takedown(s),submission attempt(s), achieving an advantageous position(s) and reversal(s).">2023 unified rules of mmaread very closely sirs
>>144652903Well at least those ESL posters are grown ups
You actually watch this shit?
Madame Xneedreddit refused to change the dirty diaper panties that were seeping into her necrosing dog cum stained flesh.
>>144652955Vasti left last night. She didn’t say why but she did leave a note on dricus’s bed. It said >you’re the bad version She was later spotted by CCTV landing in grozny airport with a king size jar of lube.
>>144653005I have money on it
>mom walks in
>>144652992shut fuck up and read the damn shit I posted you fuck
Why are you getting worked up over MMA scoring criteria on a general that’s for shitposting?
>>144653022Only if you grow up
>>144652878And you only use it for documenting cartel murders
>>144653027Asperger’s
>>144653027because every week you stupid fucks cry about robbery this robbery that but don't even know what you are crying about. what's worse is that you would rather just rationalize that your ignorance can be explained by saying any fight you don't understand the scoring of is just rigged when you don't know the criteria or the criteria the judges are using because literally no one fucking cares
>>144653027This general is for stoic heretic Chads.
>>144653052sean was robbed
I will NEVER stop posting about the criteria until we find out what criteria the fucking judges are using
>>144653015Astounding.She and Reddit Robussy will get the double dip dick down it appears.
>>144653060spammy the janny, b
Watching two unskilled 3rd world women lay on eachother for prelim shot to make 10k a fight on a Tuesday night. Wtf is wrong with my life
>>144653064if you think the judges are going by the 2019 criteria then you have an argument. thing is, you don't even know what that is or why its important because you can't read or do research
>>144653081what are your picks?
Writing walls of aggressive text about the rules and insulting other posters is very immature.
>>144653060You and Sean Strickland dressed up in panties to get spanked by your daddies.Sean Strickland dates your gaped brother sadly.
I don’t care about the judging criteria.
>>144653081I have to be up for work at 6am this is comfy you reditor
>>144653087I read all that shit last night when you posted if faggot. I understood it, absorbed it, and yet you are no farther along than I am. Sean was robbed. Eat shit.
>>144651170>>144651107>>144653012>>144652477
there is a lot of dispute as to what the current judging criteria actually is insofar as what criteria the UFC judges are actually using, if there are different criteria's in place for different states, or if the judges are even on the same page on the same judging panel. abcboxing has a wildly different current criteria than what many fighters and media personalities cite as the criteria.
>>144653079heem.
If you make racist gestures and taunts during the fight, does that affect the judging criteria?
>>144653108Madame Xneed has to be up at 6AM to goon at the local dog park while spraying steatorrhea on xer skateboard
>>144653111>wasted tripsfaggot canuck doesn't realize the whole point is to know which criteria the judges are using because he doesn't even understand either criteria in the first place.
>>144653130if it causes damage then yes
>>144653074>>144653079proof jannies are trannys
all my streams are total fucking garbage tonight
>>144653139yeah i'm not finna argue with somebody who has the sentience of a 2007 chat bot.
>>144653161yandexdana whites contender series streamfirst linkperfect quality
>>144653162keep saying that but keep seething because you are literally IQ gapped and can't comprehend a simple criteria
>>144653135Factual post sadly.
>>144653142Subreddit Bob and his wife getting spread, bred, packed and pozzed by Zatdaddy is MMA related though ever
>>144652931>BDS twink being emotional and hysterical
>>144652822>>144652846im more than willing to pay for espn+ and fightpass, but UFC double charged me for espn+, then constantly has errors that require me to have cable TV sub. then on fight pass, some fights are simply not available, they are on the site, but when i try and load them it says try another time so they can fuck off.
>>144653189kill yourself, after you do i hope your parents look through your post history you pathetic degenerate
>>144653193>keeps proving me rightyou’re a disgrace to your religion
>>144653142Its nothing but factual that Bobby Bussy prefers the poz thoughmoreeverbeit
>>144653246>>144653246>>144653246
>>144653212Get the poz thong out yo bussy playa.
Why is there a concerted effort to be the biggest faggot posting possible.
>>144650004Good evening bros. I’m glad ‘Suga’ Schaub O’Malley got humbled but Merab ‘The Latrine’ Dvalishvilli isn’t exactly exciting. Hopefully Figgy can find a way to win the belt since the only other possible option is another mountain inbred.
It's so weird how this guy acts, like just posting really gross weirdo shit is gonna change anything.Spammy you're on the same mental level as a toddler. Mad and can't cope with your feelings. So you just spam bad no-no bad words specifically your beastiality and scat fetish obsessions. Just what could you possibly hope to achieve? Do you feel better after spamming this nonsense? I
