>>144651052My Steelers :)
Just took a steaming hot bungle
My uncle works for the NFL and he says the super bowl will be Jets vs Buccaneers
>>144651080My dad is Roger Goodell and he says it's Chiefs-Eagles again
>>144651080Prove it. Post your uncle’s bussy.
>>144651080putting 20 on that rn
Kangz
americans will never understand
my Cheffies sound OFF
How come nobody has ever said a player should steer clear of the Jaguars? I remember everyone anointing Trevor Lawrence as the messiah and he's been incredibly underwhelming every season besides 2022.
My reffies would BTFO all of your shit teams if they play the chiefs.
>>144651080ask him why they keep forcing the bills to fuck up in the playoffs, its starting to get very painful
>>144651097I asked him and he told me to show him mine first :(
>>144651073What a coincidence! I just dropped a high fiber Lou Anarumo.
>>144651108dom me kangz-chan~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1wokslD-HkToday I will remind them.
>>144651124>My reffies>the ChiefsThey're the same team at this point.
>be reffies>own ya:^)
>>144651120They haven't been around long enough to give themselves a reputation of ruining players' careers the same way the Jets and Bears have
>>144651127He says it's because Buffalo is basically part of Canada
Wions winning the NFC!
>>144651216I hope he’s doing okay
>>144651070KWAB
>>144651120Name one good Jets QB in the last 50 years.
>>144651240Chad Pennington
>>144651052/smok/? /smok/.
>>144651240Sam Darnold
Jalen Carter DPotY incoming
Another "let's cry like faggots about the Chiefs" threadclassic /spee/
>>144651120Jaguars were a fun team on that late 2022 winning streak that catapulted them to the playoffs. What happened to that grit that let them overcome a 27-0 deficit?
>>144651325Disrespected the Terrible Towel.
>>144651240Sam DarnoldGeno SmithAt this rathe Zach Wilson lol
Why the fuck did the Bears rush to sign D'Andre Swift as soon as free agency started? They could've had any RB (Aaron Jones? Saquon??) or just stuck with what they had on the roster. What were they thinking?
>>144651287>>144651357They had to be good on the Jets.
>>144651357Sam Darnold is doing the exact same shit he did in Carolina before falling apart, and Geno was almost an entire decade removed from the Jets.
59-0 soon
>>144651235true, vikings and bills 3-0 but they havent really played a team people thought were owl contenders yet (hospital niners dont count)
>>144651240Brett Favre, Joe Flacco, Teboq
>>144651376>the exact same shitNot exactly. Sam won some those games in 2021 throwing 0 TDs before he got hurt, pure game managing with a not-good roster. When they were 3-0 in 2021, he had 3 TD passes. He currently has 8 and is leading the league in multiple passing stats. It's a total turnaround. KOC + Flores are competent enough to keep the team consistent. The roster talent is much better than Carolina's as well. They just have to be healthy.
who the fuck approved putting lulfins vs tits on primetime
>>144651451that's on me, my bad
>>144651450Then let’s see if Darnold keeps it up. Fuck Maccagnan and Gase for destroying darnolds confidence
>>144651376He absolutely did not. I don't know where this narrative comes from. In Carolina in 2021 he only did well against bad teams, and only had 1 game with an above average 100 rating. In 2022 he played serviceably well the entire time, even without CMC.In Minnesota against two good teams, he's had three games in a row with over 100 passer rating, has averaged a 117(!) passer rating which is better than any individual performance he had during his entire time in Carolina except against 2022 Detroit Lions (the 32nd ranked defense in the nfl that year), and he's 8 TDs to 2 INTs. He also has an elite offensive mind calling plays, a fantastic oline (besides right guard), and the best receiving core in the NFL (that's been missing it's 2nd and 3rd receiving options and still been shredding teams apart)Your Darnold Derangement Syndrome cannot stop what is happening
>>144651052a candle
News Brett Favre reveals Parkinson's diagnosis Eagles place WR/RS Britain Covey on IR Steelers LB Alex Highsmith will miss time with groin injury Panthers place veteran WR Adam Thielen on IR Tomlin wants Justin Fields “singularly focused” on starting for Steelers Belichick: Everyone in the NFL liked Sam Darnold except the Jets Bucs HC Todd Bowles wants Mike Evans more involved Bengals RT Trent Brown out for season with torn patellar tendon 2020 draft bust Jalen Reagor joins Chargers practice squad After being benched for first quarter, Bills WR Keon Coleman scores first touchdown Source: Chargers rookie OT Joe Alt has sprained MCL McCaffrey seeing specialist in Germany regarding Achilles tendinitis Chargers safety Derwin James suspended one game after hit on Steelers TE Pat Freiermuth Raiders sticking with Gardner Minshew after HC Antonio Pierce flirts with quarterback change 49ers QB Brock Purdy day to day with back soreness; MRI clean Mike McDaniel: I need to be a lot better job in preparation
>>144651484Yeah, in reality most teams are fraud checked every week in the NFL.
>>144651506>Brett Favre reveals Parkinson's diagnosisDamn, that's terrible. >Belichick: Everyone in the NFL liked Sam Darnold except the JetsKek
Nick Wright is praising the Bills.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yANsfdmiqns
>>144651506Yay! My wife is off from work!
>media already eating the Bills' cakethey never learn
>>144651451>mnf alternate gameit was probably like the 8th game picked that week. cbs/fox and Sunday in general has way more sway than weekday "primetime" ahit
>>144651506>Thielen finally gets a QB who isn't shit>immediately gets hurtMonkey paw lmao
>>144651304
>>144651535>Takes a bite
>>144651451FUCK YOU!MY PHINNIES ARE BASED!
>>144651546He's got to come home
>>144651535Something seems different about this Bills team. There's a lot of paralels to the 2022 Chiefs. They lost their WR1 and everyone wrote them off. Now the QB is no longer being pressured to pass to his diva WR1 and is playing better.
>>144651523Theyve played 2 of the most hapless teams in the nfl and arizona so far. Lets see how they go when they get fraud checked for a few weeks
Cowboys: After winning 16 in a row at AT&T Stadium, they've now lost their past three.L home playoffs to Love & PackersL home to Carr & SaintsL home to Lamar & RavensUp next: TNF in MetLife vs NYG
whats more niche the ufc or american football lol
>>144651558yeah, just like the 91-93 Bills :^)
>>144651574cowgoyim... It's off to the slaughterhouse.
>>144651555I miss you Adam!
>>144651555Why'd he leave the Vikings anyway
>>144651554Based? Based on what?
>>144651506I can’t believe I actually sat and watch through this whole shit. This is the last time I pay attention to a tripnigger
Someone post it
>>144651287Spiritually speaking, 9erCHADS get to claim 27.6% of future Vikings victories for CHADnahan, Brock CHADy, and the entire 49ers' front office.
>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants >2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings >1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals >1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
2024
>>144651595Money, I think
>Cock Turdy>Shartahan>George Shittle
>>144651365>Why>Bears front officeYou know why
>>144651607
>>144651621And what a great job they’re both doing.
>>144651624Sad how this went
>>144651621One on the right needs different pants
>>144651523Who is this Chiefs glazing idiot? Mahomes the best QB in the league? Maybe over recent memory but surely not so in 2024. Mahomes is currently 20th (twenty) in the league by QBR. Bills look good (like every season lately) just to throw it away in the playoffs.
>>144651640Didnt this guy almost win a Super Bowl
>>144651640Chip Kelley... Wassup with it cuz...
>>144651621And they're also the worst teams in the league!
>>144651666Youve never heard of nick kike and his hot takes before?
>>144651621What do they actually do? What is the deference between a president and GM?
>>144651646it was so good they did it 3 times>Fury vs. Wilder was the greatest fight I have ever attendedhttps://youtu.be/Dn3zfJh01eg?si=dCHQy5nvpvnbUYbg
>>144651523Holy nose…
Who the fuck can stop us?
>>144651693Wilder should've won the 1st one probablyThe second fight is of course GOATed
cant wait to see this wigger goycattle riddled with cte induced dementia in 20 years and dying alone
>>144651671Not his fault https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-PdHzwlHnk
>>144651710I don't trust what you say
Are the Bengals in serious trouble? Yes. Since the NFL went to a 17-game format, no team has made the playoffs after an 0-3 start.The Bengals entered Monday without their top two defensive tackles, Sheldon Rankins (hamstring) and B.J. Hill (hamstring). With those absences on the line of scrimmage, Cincinnati struggled to contain a Commanders rushing attack led by Robinson and Daniels
anyway 7 > 3
>>144651734But they have le heckin' Joe Brrr! Who needs a defense when your Quarterback dresses like a lesbian?
>>144651710I trust what you say
>>144651717yeh he won the first fight he was goneand you never know what would have happened after that no rematch etc
>>144651691President oversees the entire organization and its operations. They (with the owner) hire the GM and head coach. They oversee media relations, events, supplies purchasing, the financial team, all of the things a normal company president does. They let the GM and coach hire/draft football players and coaches.
>>144651734>Since the NFL went to a 17-game formatcome on maneTexans did it in '18 with less games, Bengals should be alright.
most masculine chiefs fan
>>144651718>t. autist
>>144651773why do these creeps always look the same
>>144651773105th trimester abortions should be legal for specimens like this.
>>144651506Damn, sucks for Favre. It'd be funny if this was a play to get leniency for that whole misuse of funds thing
>>144651796possessed by the same demon
>>144651749Ellen lookin ass nigga
I think your team........... STINKS.
>>144651796
My Commies :)
>>144651773most masculine bengals QB
>>144651831based
the Bills defense kept Trevor Lawrence hogtied naked with an apple in his mouth, holding the Jaguars to 2-12 on third down and sacking him four times.
>>144651835i heard shes real mean
>>144651831Eagles commies games are actually going to be kino instead of a boring blow out or close commies upset
>>144651821This bothers me for some reason.
>>144651314where are all the pass interference experts now??? where the fuck are they?
>>144651844Did someone try and touch your no no square?
>>144651844thats the "please dont culturally enrich me" dance
>>144651813Why would you say that to me?
>>144651749>>144651812
>>144651857Because I can smell them... and guess what? They STINK
So, did hunter biden raelly get a footjob from his niece?
>>144651862>JB after one Diddy partySad
>>144651710it's fucked up how the corrupt senate spread lies about you, my man.
>>144651080My brother cut off Robert Kraft's driver on the highway and he told me the Super Bowl is Chiefs-Eagles
>>144651734> Since the NFL went to a 17-game format, no team has made the playoffs after an 0-3 startthey have more opportunities to control their destiny this way
>>144651240Vinny Testaverde & Chad Pennington
>>144651870>browns fan asking about incestClassic.
>you don't want healthy and fair competition>you want storylines and scripted and dramatic entertainment
>HEEEEEREEEEE WEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144651900>TestaverdeThat Phantom TD against the Seahawks game was the first NFL game I remember watching
>>144651773feels like satire. please say it’s satire
>>144651773>see this guy>see the pic of McDaniel>immediately think he's going to talk about his wife fucking another guy
>>144651857Trip on, Temujin.
>>144651821wtf is this real?
>>144651764There are only two at 0-3, 0-3 CIN, 0-3 JAX)Either team making the playoffs is the longest of shots; both doing so would now be a anomalous miracle.History is stacked against the Bengals and Jaguars trying to save their seasons with QBs Joe Burrow and Trevor Lawrence, who each make an average of $55 million a season on their new contracts. Either team making the playoffs is the longest of shots; both doing so would now be a anomalous miracle.SN's NFL HQ: Live NFL scores | Updated NFL standings | Full NFL scheduleHas an 0-3 NFL team made the playoffs?The good news for Bengals and Jaguars fans is "yes." The bad news is there are only six teams to do it. Only four of 162 teams that started 0-3 (2.5 percent) have done it since 1990. Only one team has done it since 2000.Here's a quick look at the half-dozen fortunate teams and their final record in their seasons1981 Jets: 10-5-1 (AFC wild card)1982 Buccaneers: 5-4 (NFC wild card, strike-shortened season)1992 Chargers: 11-5 (AFC West champions)1995 Lions: 10-6 (NFC wild card)1998 Bills: 10-6 (AFC wild card)2018 Texans: 11-5 (AFC South champions)The Texans were able to pull it off only six seasons ago, but it was a 20-year gap before them. The 1992 Chargers are also the only 0-4 NFL team to make the playoffs.
>>144651909I love you Jenny. Things could be worse. The Raiders will bounce back. <3
>>144651796It’s weird. Glasses beard and receding hairline is a dead giveaway you’re looking at a pedo or a democrat or whatever
>>144651958>or
GOD ALLEN
>>144651925>his wife also made him make that sign and told him what he had to write on it tooDespicable.
>>144651955i love you too
>>144651944>anomalous miracle>it's happened 6 times post-merger & as recently as 6 years ago>even 0-4 has happened >there are now more games than in previous seasonsThese journalists need to stop exaggerating!
dunking jenny in a vat of acid!
>>144651909Don't trade for anyone and win the offseason by paying Darnold a gorillion dollars
>>144652003Now That's What I Call Based!
>>144652003>>144652007>>144652010shut up
>mfw gayleb squealiumsimaging the booty blasting Flores defense will do to him once the KANGZ face the bears
>>144651990<3>>144652003No!
>>144652027>Stat Padscott>Elite
passes behind the LOS shouldnt be counted for QB stats
Build for BTB
>>144652063do you understand sarcasm retard?
>>144652063didn't pick up on the sarcasm, huh?
>>144652070If thrown to an RB they should count as rushing yards.
>>144652081>>144652083No, im autistic.
>>144651052UNA VELA
>>144652072WOW! INCREDIBLE! ONLY MAHOMES! ONLY MAHOMES COULD DO THIS! PLEASE CUM IN MY MOUTH MAHOMES!
>>144652027Solid
>>144652091heardbe well captain
>>144652027>aaron not in really really likes women tier:(
Passing and receiving yards should end at the point of the catch. YAC should be classified as rushing yards.
>>144652098Tone it down, Nick Wright.
Any incomplete pass should be ruled a fumble. Don't like it? Catch the ball.
Packers will beat the Vikings by 20+
>>144652027AYO GRAPS DA PEANUT OIL!
>>144652138What planet is this game being played on?
>>144652134That would be fun, get rid of the holy roller rule too, ball can always be picked up and advanced by anyone
>>144652109I forgot Rodgers FUCK
>>144652134>>144652163We rugby now
Who would have thought during the 2018 Draft "these two will be leading the league in 6 years?Passing TD leadersNFC8 - Sam Darnold6 - Carr6 - Baker5 - Murray4 - Purdy, Dak, Cousin's, etcAFC 7 - Josh Allen5 - Burrow 5 - Mahomes5 - Rodgers4 - Herbert, Stroud, etc
Committing domestic violence against Jenny!
Tender lovemaking with Jenny, putting her pleasure before mine.
>>144652138nope
>81.5 down to 59.5 yardsfootball nerds is this discounted taco tuesday prop worth taking?
Chiefies putting up 60 on a Herbieless chorger team
So glad I didn't post what I was going to. I would have been caught in that jak speech bubble and it would have been super embarassing. Go Lions.
>>144652169forgot penix and jj
>>144652218Thank you based Jimbo for making your injured QB play against the stoolers defense!
>>144651506>Brett Favre reveals Parkinson's diagnosisTua in 25 years if he doesn't retire
Does Brett really have Parkinson’s?
>>144652182They were top 10 picks, that's about the right pace
>>144652248He's from Mississippi and his middle name is Lorenzo, he's probably just shucking and jiving
>>144652248Probably using it to get a lower sentence
brett fav-ACK
My Vikenigs are doing this without a single contribution from the draft. The 2024 draft class in order:>out for the season>playing occasionally but badly>dead>backup>not a real football player>backup>backup
>>144652196>>144652204GOTTEM
>>144652248>going to be sentence for stealing millions in tax money>"owie i have parkinson's please be gentle judge owo"He's acting like a bit of a nigger to be honest
Go bills
>>144652138It is known.
>>144652296Darnold can easily go back to shit tier at any moment anon
>agree to watch friends' kid>literal hellspawn that screams all day and destroys everything around him>haven't spoken to them since and don't plan on speaking to to them ever again
>>144652296The 2023 draft class:>playing but out for the past two games>out for the season>backup>cut>cut>cut
I blame YOU for all our misfortune
>>144652326is that a man?
coach primate
>>144652301Purely socioeconomic factors unironically
Is there a tier list of NFL teams from sovlful to soulless? I need to know where my Boyz ranks.
>>144652361yeah i have the official list in my garage
>>144652296This doesn’t exactly inspire much confidence for McCarthy.
>>144651052I look like that and lay in bed like that
>>144652361Cowboys are 33rd
>>144652361>where my Boyz ranks.Only above the choofs and only because Taylor Swift doesn't go to your home games.
>>144652361They were soulful until Jimmy got fired.
>>144652138Delusional
Thoughts?Red = moved downGreen = moved up
>>144652444>Daniels has ONE good game>everybody anointing him as the next Peyton
>>144652444Has Mahomes played good this year?
>>144652444Geno Smith shouldn't be that high
>>144652248>Yes, I have stolen millions of dollars of government dollars BUT I have Parkinson's man, you know I never would have thought this could happen after getting countless concussions, don't you feel bad for little ol me?
You know? I think starting today I'm going to temporarily root for Kangz. The Pats may not be able to beat the JEST this year. But the better Darnold looks, the stupider the JEST look for failing to develop him.GO KANGZ!
>>144652474no he's played like shit
>>144652474He don't need to with the reffies backing him, chud.
>>144652296>>playing occasionally but badlyU wotDallas Turner has been solidAlso Will Reichard hasn't missed yet and hit a 58 yarder
>>144652296i like kwesei but he fucking sucks at drafting.>2022 draftalmost a bust year but nailor and chandler are looking good for being late rounders>2023addison is a retarded low iq monkey that got high just right after his teammate died in a car crash due to a drunk driver, but i guess pace JR is great for being undrafted >2024tbd
>>144652474Not particularly. The Rashee Rice connection is legit though.
>>144652373That anon is retarded, Turner has been really good so far for a rookie Edge, they always need a little time to adjust
>>144652506Mekhi also looked good last year, shame about the injury
>>144652497Dallas Turner has been bad. He had one sack. Outside that he's been getting no pressure and he fucked up on special teams. Not saying he can't improve.
>>144652506Addison is really good though? From what I've seen from the Vikes over the past 2 years, he's been a great pick. More than solid as a #2 next to Jefferson.
>>144652444>Caleb moved up Sickening
>>144652474he doesn't have any weapons. They haven't had a good wr since Tyreek and Kelce can't catch anymore, the 8hr fuck sessions with Taylor Swift leave him with no juice on the field.
>>144652027>yall got anymore of dem probowlersngl I kekked
>>144652540>They haven't had a good wr since TyreekRashee Rice is good wtf you talkin bout
>>144652529He did fine against the giants, and honestly besides the fuck up on special teams he did fine against the 49ers (that mishap just tanked his pff score) and his contributions aren't just going to be pressures and sacks, especially on a Flores defense. He's like 4th on the depth chart for edge rush right now, and I doubt he gets passed 3 with how lights out Van Ginkel and Greenard have been playing
remember to visit rwanda lads
Purdy isn't a rosterbabby. He played well with none of the supporting cast.
>>144652534Anon is just complaining because Addison has been a stupid kid in the off season and is likely gonna get hit with a 4 game suspension Bright side though is this next off season he likely won't even have his license to drive because of his dui lol
Where’s Sneak and his gay ass power rankings?
>>144652540Rice is good, but Kelce is bad so it cancels out.
>>144652560hes a shanahan sytembabby now, try to keep up
>>144652560You’re in the coping phase.
>COACH>I JUST... CAIN!what went right?
>>144652341Nah it's the dumb puto poster's fault for racking up tons of negative karma
>>144652523is he out for the whole season?>>144652534>Addison is really good though? he has issues outside of football. last year he was caught speeding before he even caught a ball in the NFL, this year he was caught high on the highway, next year he'll probably henry ruggs someone
>>144652591He got off the BearsThat franchise never has good QB play
>>144652592It was a lions fan falseflagging. He even admitted it
>>144652540Put Joshua Allen on the Chiefs and he balls the fuck out with these receivers, let's be honest. Mahomes is fortunate Toney was being a terrorist and threw like 4 games singlehandedly because Pat was mediocre for most of last season too and escaped criticism
>>144652487Based. We have some PATS connections toohttps://www.si.com/nfl/2018/02/01/super-bowl-52-tom-brady-browerville-minnesota-mother-galynn
>>144652510Rice does look legit. As an observer, I didn't think anything about him last season but so far this season, he's a top 10 WR.
>#NinerEmpire4Kamala
>>144652593Yea Mekhi had an acl day 1 in camp, he'll be back next year
>had a panic attack sunday night after drinking literally all day saturday>started reading about alcohol withdrawalsI have been having severe anxiety the past two days bros. Do you think im having withdrawals?
>>144652341Madden curse strikes again. Next year
>>144652601My that's a convenient explanation but what if I told you I was that poster and I wasn't falseflagging?
CMC is a bitch
>>144652595He hasn't been playing amazing on the Stoolers either (2 tds across 3 games), he just isn't making stupid mistakes or trying to heroball. Which to Fields credit is all he really needs to do, just make enough yardage for FGs and let the steel curtain do their thing
>>144652648You’re hiding more than that because it takes more than a day of binge drinking to get severe alcohol withdrawals
>>144652593>last year he was caught speeding before he even caught a ball in the NFL, this year he was caught high on the highway
>>144651567The Dolphins definitely suck all around but the Jagaurs defense was legit and the only thing keeping them alive in games since last Thanksgiving. Seeing Josh Hines Allen get totally neutralized and the Jagaurs give up 34 points in two quarters was jaw dropping.
>>144652560He's a Jennings baby....who was a 7th round pickHow do they find these guys?
>>144651718t. pretty cool guy
>>144652637The things I would do to pleasure this caramel goddess on behalf of Niner Nation.
Why isn’t anybody talking about this?
>>144652677i binge drink 20+ beers every weekend
>>144652662Nah I am
>>144652648The only solution is to keep drinking
>>144652707It's queer
Getting bottom surgery on Saturday but my doctor said I should be recovered enough to watch my kangz on Sunday!
>>144652714A little more believable. I was expecting you to admit you drank a pint of hard liquor every night
>>144652707Too sad
F
>>144652740you think im having withdrawals?
>>144652745S
>>144652738Listen puckers fan, I'm sorry but no surgery will change thingsYwbaw and ywnbakf (you will never be a kangz fan)
>>144652478I agreed with Brou. Every criticism Nick had of Brock last year has been answered early this season. It’s good television to have one person hate on Brock, which is why Nick magically started him lower on the mountain than he finished last year, despite leading his team to the SB. You can tell even Nick likes Brock now by how he talks about his individual games. You just can’t have the 3 of them felate him on the show and hold a segment.
>>144652745that's what that chud gets for scamming poor people, [spoiler]but more importantly intentionally throwing that interception in the 09 championship game because he was still a packer at heart [/spoiler]
>friendship ended with Joe Burrow>Josh Allen is now the best QB in the league
>>144652770Are you shaking despite not having drank in a while? Nauseousness? Could be DTs
>>144652444>dick poopscott
>>144652745Fffdffffd
>>144651535>Thinking this isn't just early season narrative so they can have a decline just in time to "miss the championship again"You kids never learn
>>144652793Get this man a show across a competent pundit. I need to see his pain after Cowboy losses.
>>144652799no just sweating a little and severe anxiety…its been like this for days
>>144652793Wow, they gave up on Lamar being Mahomes' literary foil this easily? They're so fickle. Stick with one storyline. You can't present us with a Good Guy vs Bad Guy match up if you can't decide on an antagonist
>>144652707
>>144651843I wonder if Sirianni will have learned by then to run containment on Jayden or will conyinue to be retarded
Bills look good. Could this be the year the bills don’t cut themselves with razors? Not a billsfag. Just tired of the Queefs ruining every owl
>>144652857No, they always find some way to fuck it up after the regular season
>>144652838I’d probably see a doctor then. They could prescribe you some benzos. If you have the mental fortitude drink and stop, take a small sip of alcohol. Quitting cold turkey is dangerous
>>144652169>no Kirk Cousins category with anybody in it except Kirk Cousins
>>144651365Not the first victim of the siren song of eagles o-linebabby running backs
>>144652707>>144652848why are slampigs like this?
The NFL will ban Cover 2 shells because >black qbs, who now make up half of the starters in the league, can't beat them. The NFL needs high-scoring games for muh gambling and muh fantasy.
>>144652248Brett Farve always has his martinis shakenbecause parkinsons
Guys I think I'm going through withdrawal. I have the shakes and having auditory hallucinations, also feel extremely cold but I'm sweating like a pig.It's only been like 12 hours since my last Dr Pepper, is this normal?
>>144652169dak belongs with the contract thieves
>>144652897Are you kidding me? Cover 2 shells are the best thing to ever happen to Black QBs. More room to run around now.
Just took a fat steaming Trevor Lawrence lads
>>144652838>for daysYes those are withdrawals. When was your last drink?
>>144652920In LaPortapotty?
>>144652384this but Landrythey were a Hollywood homo team by the time of their LA owl
>>144651831
>bart starr died a couple years ago>favre is a goner >rodgers likely to die of an overdose the minute her retirespackerbros I don't feel so good
>>144652919>Cover 2 shells are the best thing to ever happen to Black QBsYes, lighter boxes give them more room to run, but the numbers clearly show they can't throw against two high safeties. Have you watched the pathetic state of QB play in the NFL lately?
>>144652919Cover 2 makes it so their poor cognitive reaction time can't process that their first (a.k.a. only) read isn't there, and by then the defense is in place to corral their gorilla scramble.
>>144652933technically i had my last of the binge at 10:30ish central time on Saturday night. But then I had about 20oz of bud light on sunday night because I was paranoid id get seizures
>>144652856Eagles aren't too bad with running QBs desu. Idk how Fangio deals with them desu
>>144652940UH OH STINKY
My eyes are crossing
>>144652972You’ll be fine
Does McCarthy get fired if they lose to Danny Depends?
>>144653033The difference is that TLaw doesn’t have the refs and a good defense to bail him out
>>144652976>>144652995Casual take, you don't need to chuck the ball down the field every down. The Stillers are 3-0 with one of the most ineffectual passers in the league right now.
>>144652998Can you taper down?
>>144653057Should have never hired him in the first place, so no, to answer your question
>>144653057Why do people like to shit McCarthy when he’s one of the winningest coaches and is a superbowl winning coach? Jerry Jones is obviously the problem
>>144653057No, McCarthy won't get fired midseason. His contract is up after this year though and it's pretty much a lock already he won't be extended.
>>144653033I'm cross dressinggo cowboys btw
>>144653086>>144653088
>>144653089Jerry isn't firing himself any time soon.
>>144653054kek
>>144653089He got carried. He's very obviously bad at his job.
>>144653057Have you heard Jerry in interviews? He gives no fucks, nothing is changing this year.
2024 muppethomes is just trent dilfer with a greenlight (and a lotta help from the reffies)
>>144653103Exactly. The cowsoys aren’t winning shit soon until Jerry dies
>>144653069Please don't respond to me again
>>144653075yeah... with currently the best defense in the league letting up less than 10 points a game. let's see what will happen when bussin has to score 23+ points to win
>>144653132Sorry chiefs fan
Launching a MOAB at Jenny!
>>144653102kek
>>144653147Nope. And I said please so you have to, thanks
>>144653083do i need to? i mean its been nearly 3/4 days
Sigh..
>Pendulum between defense and offense swings back even with the league tampering with the rules>Faggots start melting down demanding more rule changesDefensive power run football is for true patricians
Thoughts???
Undefeated cru, report in
>>144653138>implying non-white QBs can score 22+ points on that defense
>>144653075I could coach a 3-0 team to if one of my players got a sack every time he went on the field
>>144653182present
>>144653163Alright, just stay sober and by Thursday you should be good.
>>144653160Would you
Did they...you know?
>>144653188Yea but you'd have to coach a good defense first.
>>144653202Yes, but that's beside the point
>>144653168I know the league has done some retarded shit recently like nerfing kickoffs and de facto banning onside kicks. But have they ever done anything as retarded as banning the cover 2?
>>144653204'fraid so
Would you rather your team win the superbowl or have an Asian gf?
>>144653075In the regular season defense can take you far, in the postseason you need an elite quarterback
Chiefs win spee loses haha
>With the first overall pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the Cincinnati Bengals select:
>>144653192>entire left side of oline falls down
No matter how bad it gets at least you’re not some cowboys fan who’s never going to get laid or see his team go to a super bowl in his life ever like me.
>>144653222Making PI challengable is up there in retarded decisions, but it didn't impact the game more than taking timeouts from dipshit coaches who thought they could change the referee's mind.
>>144653001their edges are currently invisible on the field which leaves mobile QBs free to roll out of the pocket to the sides at their own leisure 2 of the 3 QBs they've played so far were damn near immobile the pressure generated by the DLine was negligible until the Saints which was pretty much entirely the DEs carryinglast season, with a much better DLine, QBs like Mahomes and Allen ran all over the birdsBaker is next so it is going to remain to be seen but a coordinator like Fangio prioritizes the secondary so I don't knowWatson and Danny EBT Card are after that so they will be the frying panJayden Daniels and Lamar Jackson are on the schedule soon after so that will be the fire
>>144653252>anything but an offensive lineman
>>144653089long live Jerry Jones
>>144653192>literally 4 linemen on the ground immediately >both commentators say it was an absolutely terrible play callIn a franchise filled with embarrassing moments, this one is up there.
>>144653234
>>144653227too much makeup
>>144653292HERE WE GO
>>144653263I'm a Bills fan. I have a quarterback and a team that would have been the best in the league if the Chiefs didn't exist. I think that's worse than being a Cowboys fan. Imagine getting the pieces for a ring or two, or even a dynasty, but another team coincidentally cucks you out. It's even worse because we thought we were finally free after Brady left the division, only for Mahomes to immediately inhert the mantle
>>144653227Team win the SB. Pussy is temporary. Glory is forever. The thought of Temu’s strawberry cheesecake can sustain me.
>>144653192would have taken back everything i said about him if caleb had thrown a solo chop block on lewis after pitching the ball
>>144653279Fangio completely adjusted for the saints game using a LB as a 5th dlinemen, it worked insanely well so I imagine he's going to keep using LBs. I assume Huff will be a decoy who is read by the QB and a LB will swoop down into the opening the QB runs into. A lot of teams solved the option run that way. Plus this defense is nothing like last year, it's irrelevant.
All in
>>144653353Temujin’s pussy!
>>144653337Josh will win an owl. The right circumstances will line up. Mahomes isn’t going to win one every year.
>>144653324Thank you, Brett Favre.
>>144653324right, as he said, elite quarterback
>>144653337At least we get to beat up those fags from south florida twice a year
>>144653368>Mahomes isn’t going to win one every year.
>>144652918Wow that's racist
>>144653324That right there is an elite QB. You proved him right.
>>144653192>grand total of 2 lineman actually make their blocks>they're the furthest away from the run
>>144653368He’s not winning one for buffalel, maybe another team.
>>144653368From your lips to God's ears>>144653398lmfao
>>144653377>>144653384>>144653403>Foles is elite
>>144652897>The NFL needs high-scoring games for muh gambling and muh fantasy.So we know blackjack favors the house. So gambling doesn't have to be 50/50 to be legal, but it can't be 0/100 either. It's a violation of gambling law everywhere that you can't take money for bets on an event with no uncertainty. So like, how much fucking with the outcome of games becomes too much and they get in trouble for sports betting? Wishful thinking I'm supposed. Billionaires don't get punished.
>>144653368the Bills went to four superbowls in a row and lost every single one of themJosh hasn't even gotten to a superbowl yet
>>144653427he is confirmed elite under the jock strap (where it matters)
>>144653427you can't get much more elite than what Foles did in 2017he was possesssed by the will of God
>Jared Goff>Carson Wentz>Dak Prescott Which QB from the 2016 draft has had the best career?
>>144653435>What has so far happened will always happen
>>144653337>I have a quarterback and a team that would have been the best in the league if the Chiefs didn't existyour team is literally the best in the NFL right now. If the razorcakes don't do it this year, they deserve another 30 years of mediocrity.
>>144653453wentz has a ring
>>144653461The cake will always have razors, yes.
>>144653435I am amazed every time I think about that. The odds of making 4 consecutive Super Bowls and not winning a single one are astronomical.
>>144653448He has the best playoff completion percentage in NFL history
>>144653453>>144653469
>>144653468I try to not be like a Dolphins fan and react to the early regular season too much. We look like the best but the Chiefs are adjusting to losing Pacheco/Hollywood Brown, the Packers lost Love, etc. It's a marathon not a sprint
Hot takeDalton somehow wills the Panthers to the OwlBills finally make it therePanthers winDalton goes from the hero of Buffalo to the devilWe all laugh
>>144653561Bills defense won’t even survive the regular season.
>>144653572Bills win their division by default >but da Jetspfft
>>144653561I don’t care who wins as long as the queefs and the refs don’t threepeat
>>144653586>limp into the playoffs with a broken defense>eliminated by mutthomo and the queefs againMan, I love reruns.
>>144653561Why do the Bills like Dalton??
>>144653461time is a flat circlethe cake contains razors
>>144653349an edge rusher that can actually do something would be nice
>>144653636He eliminated the Ravens when he was on the Bengals awhile ago to break the Bills playoff drought
Swifties getting sweaty itt
>>144653448He wasn't even one of 3 best players on his own offense during the super bowl run. This is the team that carried Carson Wince to a 11-2 record and a pro bowl. Get outta here.
>>144653649Howie should trade Devin White to the Jets for Reddick and pay Reddick with some wawa gift cards
>>144653636He beat the Ravens during the last game of the 2017 season. It was a meaningless game for the bengals but it knocked the Ravens out of the wild card spot and gave it to the Bills which ended a 17 year long playoff drought. https://youtu.be/M_HJH8MrsKg?si=YtiZptUatt25OcrL
>>144652444buy an ad.
>>144653666He was the front runner for MVP that year until he got injured
>6. Bills
>>144653651>>144653696Gotcha, thanks. So he's like Fitzpatrick to the Chiefs
I love gay sex with other men and the Oakland Raiders
>>144652784Yeah it's just entertainment. I like Nick even if he hates on my Brock Purdy
>>144653349>Fangio completely adjusted for the saints game using a LB as a 5th dlinemenOkay but can Kubiak adjust because I'm nervous now that teams will try to copy
>Chicago drafted the wrong quarterback again
BOLT UP BROCHACHOS!
>>144653507The NFC championship game was the super bowl back then. The only realistic shot the Bills had was the 1st one against the Gints, and they Bills'd it.
>>144653754Team will almost certainly try to copy it, but I think he can adjust. Bringing a LB down opens up the middle of the field which they tried to use but the eagles dline kept batting down balls. There must've been like 5 or 6.
>>144653765They were up at the half at 28Blew it big time
>>144653698Pic related is the reason for that.
lets be be honest, wide right was basically a bills win. losing because a shitty kicker doesnt count
>>144653789>Vaishit
Now for the next big question: Coca Cola or Pepsi?
Chiefs have a bye next week
>>144653800>muh spiritual owl victoryNow that’s what I call cope.
>>144653789The absolute shantytown that is Vaitai
>>144653222they softened the rules around jamming WRs because Peyton Manning kept getting humiliated in the playoffs
>>144653800I see a lot of people mistakenly think the Bills were kicking to take the lead there. They were kicking with the hope of taking it to overtime. Mahomes would have gotten the ball with over a minute left first. They still probably would have lost
jam and humiliate this bussy
>>144653789I truly hope if Sirianni is fired, Stoutland gets to be interim head coach where he can go on one of those interim coach led winning streaks then go back to being the oline coach the year after. He deserves it.
>>144653815Ur mum has a bye week with me lel
IT'S UPhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1folw26/official_rnfl_week_3_power_rankings/
>>144653826Anon Wide Right was at Super Bowl 25 A game that ended 19-20
>>144653820its all we have>>144653826talking about the 1991 owl
>>144653192nobody wants to block for a zesty QB
>>144653411>earsThat’s a funny way to spell cock
>>144653826He is talking about the 1991 owl you zoomer.
Can bungle fans please explain to me why Garfield hates Mondays even though he doesn’t work?
>>144653756It's gonna get even worse when JJ and Maye are also elite while they're stuck with galeb
>>144653855>>144653856>>144653863Well what the hell, do they do this often?
>>144653252>a project nose tackle with injury history and rape allegations
>>144653876Razorcakes anon
>>144653756>Fields leaves Chicongo>1st in AFCN and 3-0tip top zozzle
>>144653876The wide right against the Chiefs was memed because it was history repeating, except in the divisional round instead of the owl.
>>144653876The bills are a misery franchise. Look up the music city miracle.
>>144653869JJ and Maye are mediocre fuddy duddy quarterback numbers #282719 and #282720 and will be no better than Mac Jones
>>144651773We have vaush at home
>>144653917JJ's coach and situation will have him top 5He's Burrow except athletic
I fucking love josh allen. Like romantically. Not gay btw.
>>144653894His team hasn't allowed more than 10 points in a single game. Pretty sure he would have a lot of wins in Chicago if that were the case.
>>144653938
>>144653865Jon has to work and can't pay as much attention to him as he could over the weekend
The QB market is so fucking bad that Purdy is going to get $40 million per year
Lyle Alzado looks like Aaron Rodgers dad lol. Would explain a lot too
>>144653959Jon is a stay at home cartoonist
>>144653960Hahahahhahahahaahaha you think he's only getting 40?Nigga he's getting dak money. 60/yr
>>14465396040m would be a bargain in this qb market
>>144653960If he keeps playing the way he has been, he should get $40m + the $30 they’re paying Aiyuk.
>>144653800That game and how it's commonly portrayed is fucky. It happened way before I was born but it's always shown as a Belichick defensive masterpiece on par with superbowl 36. To the Giants credit, they didn't give up big passing plays but the Bills offense scored 17 points in like 19 minutes of possession and Jim Kelly, who gets a lot of shit, actually led an impressive two minute to put the Bills in a position to win. The killer in that game is that the Bills defense played drunk and couldn't tackle for shit. They let a 34 year old Ottos Anderson run for over 100 yards, gave up multiple 3rd and long conversions, and let the giants execute over 80 plays on offense to keep the ball for over 40 minutes.
>>144653960OPs pic was a commentary on how QBs are treated today
>>144653976Dak broke the QB market bubble. No one is getting $60 million, especially the 49ers who have a stacked roster.
>>144653969Yes, but that still requires attention given to it
>>144653960+$20 million tip
Reminder the niners will be entering the dark ages after this year. Its their last run at an owl and it’s already going bad
>>144653996The cap goes up every year, rhe bubble is unpoppable
>>144653192>>144653256>>144653309>>144653404I feel like this has got to be one of those (ill-advised) play calls where the o-linemen purposefully fall to the ground to slow the d-line enough to get the one yard.
>>144654015Half the Shanahan seasons were dead from the start because of injuries.
>>144653227I have both :)
>>144654015They might collapse/tank this year and reload next year. To their credit, they've hit on a lot of draft choices, ignoring Trey Lance.
>>144653453you now remember
>>144654035Yeah, but how much of that was Adam Peters only time will tell.
>>144654035An underrated part of why the Chiefs and Niners are always on top is their GMs. Purdy and Pacheco were taken a few picks apart in the last round, one to fix the Lance pick and the other to pick CEH pick. Both GMs were able to resolve a FIRST ROUND BUST with a seventh round pick immediately. It isn't luck, they know what they're doing
>>144653810>>144653823He was great in the playoffs. Absolutely shut down Danielle Hunter.
>>144654035There’s an alternative reality where the Niners didn’t luck out drafting Purdy and were stuck with Lance/Jimmy G
>>144654088They had Darnold albeit
>>144654088Jimmy G took them exactly as far as Purdy has.
>>144654051I do not, tell me more.
>>144653960Poopchute got 60, he's topping that
>>144654051>top has a superbowl ring>bottom has never made it to the championship game>one of them has faded from relevancy>one of them is the highest paid player in NFL historywild
Hurts has more tackles than Huffs.
>>144654100and Darnold clearly couldn't utilized to his full potential on that team
>>144654072So they knew they were blowing their first round picks on guys that wouldn't even be worth a 7thAnd they knew they were using 7th rounds on guys that should have gone in the first Makes sense
>>144653324If Nick Foles is so great, why has he never started more than 11 games in a season despite having only two injuries that cost him significant time?Why was he traded to the Rams for Sam “Fucking” Bradford?Why was he benched by the Rams in favor of Case “Fucking” Keenum?Why was he just a back up in KC to Alex “Fucking” Smith?Why was he benched in favor of Wentz after he won the superb owl?Why were the Jags the only team willing to make him their starting QB?https://www.google.com/amp/s/jaguarswire.usatoday.com/2019/03/07/nick-foles-market-continues-to-dry-up-which-is-why-the-jags-shouldnt-overpay-him/amp/https://www.google.com/amp/s/ftw.usatoday.com/2019/03/free-agency-nick-foles-jaguars-contract/amp Why was he 0-4 as a starter for the Jags? And why have the Jags been outscored by a total of 40-117 when Foles has been in the game?Why did he lose to the Titans 20-42 scoring only 3 points until the Jags were down 3-35 late in the third quarter while Minshew beat the Titans 20-7 scoring 14 points in the first?Why did he lose to the Colts 13-33 when Minshew beat them 38-20?Why did he personally turn the ball over 3 times and lead the offense to 3 consecutive 3 and outs resulting in ZERO points against the 31st ranked scoring defense and was benched for a sixth round rookie?Why was he benched after three blowout losses for the rest of the season?Why was a sixth round rookie able to go 6-6 as a starter for the same team?Why was he dumped by the Jags for a fourth round pick?Why did he lose the training camp competition Mitch "Fucking" Trubisky?Why did he later lose his starting job to Mitch "Fucking" Trubisky?Why did the Bears sign Andy "Fucking" Dalton to start over him?Why was he a third string quarterback for a pathetic Bears team?Why is /nfl/, the fags that worshiped Alex Smith and called people racist for saying Justin Fields sucked, right about Foles and everyone else is wrong?
>>144654126Wentz's falloff is one of the most bizarre in NFL history. Went from MVP candidate, to getting benched for a player the Football Team called up from sleeping on his sister's couch.
Sam Darnold is the second coming of Plunkett
>>144654147You guys realize Darnold isn't being "utilized to his full potential" and is just playing with the best WR in the league right
sam darnold fucking sucks
>>144654158Sometimes you miss, you aren't always going to nail your pick. When you do it's about how you recover. You can continue shooting valuable first round picks at the same position, or do deep scouting and try to correct the error in later rounds at less expense. That's what both Chiefs and Niners were able to do.
>>144654111I stuck up for Jimmy G but to claim he wasn't shit that whole 49ers run to the SB is retarded Jimmy was clutch beating Rodgers in the end in Lambeau year Rams won the owl so that's how I remember him
>>144651052jajajaja
>>144654140if Reddick wasn't asking for how much he is asking I would almost be inclined to believe Howie had the reverse uno card pulled on him but despite the birds being able to do magic with their cap $25mil is a very big askI won't be able to tell if it was worth pawning him off until Reddick actually gets out onto the field, IF he actually gets out onto the fieldHuff clearly is not the replacement for Reddick but something is better than nothing
All Shartahan qbs are systembabies
>>144654160>he won the superb owlall I need to read every time I see this pasta
>>144654117Wentz tore his ACL week 14 against the Rams, stayed for the rest of the drive and threw a TD pass. He then left the game and was out the rest of the year (his backup Nick Foles limped them into playoffs then went God Mode in the NFCCG and Super Bowl).Dak Prescott threw 0 TDs and 2 ints in each of the next two games he played following Wentz's injury, thus prompting that tweet. The Cowboys finished 9-7 and did not make the playoffs.
I love frying my brain with marijuana
>>144654184Objectively false
>>144654252Go Broncos!
Recycle>>144651064>>144651064>>144651064
>>144654184No need to be bitter, Adam.
>>144654140>>144654213Hufflingz just needs more time
>>144654173anons seem to underestimate how much a scheme can can make or break a QB and Darnold has found his scheme
>>144654216Yes they are
>>144654160He's not. His career is proof that you can win it all with a very average QBI daresay played dam well during his 'owl run. But he's not elite.
>>144654161He was never that good Anon. Got carried to a pro bowl by an OP line and stacked roster (and carried to a ring by Foles being the most clutch man alive for a few weeks).
>>144654161he put up nice numbers on the colts
>>144654204he's not shit, i think he's close to 8 ypa career. he's prone to bad play and pics late though. also he's kind of old and has been thru injuries i wouldn't mess with him now
>aoc not startingfucking A
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>>144651870/pol/ here, the entire cloud is in Mega archives, his niece uploaded photos from her phone that have geolocation on from his place while he uploads photos of her in bed with him and as if both of their geolocations being on in the same place at the same times she has body markings in many of the photos matching. So yeah, he was fucking her for a long time, to the point where his sister is in text messages saying "stop fucking my daughter" countless times. Good stuff if you like incest. Honk honk this is just the world we live in.
