Verse is heavy favorite to win DROYFiske 2 consecutive fumble recoveries, is FIRST in the NFL / FIRST in pressures among rookies with 12Young 4 TKL / 2 TFL - 1SACK - 1FF against Trent WIlliams, has now recorded a sack in all three games played against SFTurner tied for first in hurries and eighth in pressuresonly team to have three players rank in the top 15 in hurries across the leagueevery player listed here under the age of 27Go Rams!
>>144651064My Steelers :)
real, non-general, newsless PURE general below>>144651052
Fuck the Steelers
L’Jarius Sneed
Does Brett Favre deserve Parkinson’s? Yes
>>144650505Bro this looks like the EQ curve on the song I'm currently mastering>1k dip >10k boosted >steep rolloff over 14k>gentle natural low end rolloff>generally balanced midrange with a couple boosts for vocals and kickWtf man
>>144651274Synchronicity?
I am NOT feeling good about this weekend vikingbros
>>144651471>scared of green gaykek lel oh no heebie jeebies!
>>144651192QRD?
>>144651274can you master my shit? ill send soundcloud i have kang-level rap skillz
>>144653297nice
Reminder that bitchknees is a janny!
>>144651064
Dem pants.
How is Sneed playing?
>>144654236>Reminder that bitchknees is a tranny!ftfy
Is Joe Flacco still elite?
First for fuck botes!
>>144654305Looking at Deshaun Watson, yes.
>>144654293The Titans defense seems not bad actually. Will Levis for about 2 or 3 absolutely retarded things per game so they're 0-3
>>144651064>Verse is heavy favorite to win DROYIt's not even week 4 tho?
>>144654328For me, it's Quinyon Mitchell
>>144654294Kino
>>144652317He has Parkinson's.
Future Chief Puca Nakua!
>>144654338Was just about to say that. He just needs a few INTs with one or two highlight ones and he can get the award. He's been really good as a rookie so far. He's straight up been the CB2 all year.
>>144654355You wish hick
>>144654356CB1 if Slay continues to burn out and his injury vs the Saints lingers
>>144654173anons seem to underestimate how much a scheme can can make or break a QB and Darnold has found his scheme
>>144654387careful, you'll trigger the mahomesfag
>>144654377Rude
Coach Prim8
trigger this bussy
>>144654343Heckin! XD
>>144654382Slay is injured? I know he got blocked into the bench but I thought he was fine.
>>144654414BIG Josh Allen fan btw, forgot to mention
>>144654387Eh, I'll wait for the tape to drop firstVikes always seem to go on little meme runs before crashing and burning
>>144654430I'm a Vikings fan tho.
I just want to put my penis in a woman’s vagina bros
>>144654445>history will repeat itself, alwaysHuff ammonium.
>>144654462ok but who's your team
>>144654488The El Paso Chihuahuas
>>144654488Clearly not a Bears fan.
>>144654462This, but with a guy’s ass for me.
>>144654161an ACL tear is no longer a career ending injury, true, but at the same it it isn't guaranteed it won't beyou need to have the mental fortitude to cone back from an injury like that and Wentz was from a football college where he was treated like a superstar, never told nohe went from that to watching his backup win the Super Bowl and he did not have the mental fortitute to withstand itit broke himhis play post injury was a night and day difference, all confidence was sapped out of himthe Clowney hit was merely the nail in the coffin
>>144654507GO BEARS!
>>144654418he got an MRI and was cleared but there is still aches, according to him
game of the year, circle your calendars
>>144654479>D-D-Darnold d-d-definitely w-won't get t-t-tapedIt's afraid
>>144654454Most Josh Allen fans here aren't Bills fans it's ok It's not actually about football
>>144654454I'm sorry
>>144654530Damn, defense is just getting together too I hope he can still go.
>>144654534just two more weeks!
>>144654530what a pussy
>>144654532This game will be a slaughter. The Chiefs are beating bad teams by single digit points while the Bills are skullfucking the league.
>>144654532This can’t be real. What kind of advertising is this?
>melanin-enriched descendants of involuntary plantation workers occupying the highest-paid position that consists of throwing a football to other players
>>144654532>hey graphics intern, make something that will really get people excited for the next mahomes/allen matchup
The bengals subreddit has been very negative lately
>>144654568I'm sure he'll be finethere is still Isiah Rodgers and Cooper DeJean
>whites are clinging to Sarnold to stay relevantWhat a time to be alive
>>144654606he's an old man as far as corners goit's starting to catch up to himalso it was a dirty as fuck play
>>144654628and I don't blame them
>>144654612Chiefs literally have had a much tougher schedule you impossibly brilliant person
IT'S UP!!
>>144654626Forgot to mention that my wife was getting creampied by 4 black gentlemen as I was typing thisGo Chiefs!
>>144654606To be fair the retard olineman kept blocking him all the way into the fucking bench. >>144654654Maddox is washed as a CB but solid for depth, I want to see DeJean in there
>>144654703>all black qbs in the top rightapologize
>>144654703>still no darnoldChange the fucking parameters so I can see Dalton at the top right and Young at the bottom left. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144654738He's beside Purdy you tard
>>144654687>beat 1-2 Murdermore by a toe tap>beat the 0-3 Bungholes by 1 via refball>beat the 1-2 Failcunts by 5 via refball>all while Mahomes and Kelce look like garbage
>>144654738Dalton will be in the top right after he torches the bungles. If a rookie torched them then so will Dalton.
>>144654733I have nothing to say sorry for. They satisfy my wife. #trump2024
>>144654738Retard
>>144654764I didn't ask for your retarded analysis
>>144654764I asked for your astute observation
>>144654717it's a shame it finally happened considering Maddox was one of the best to play the slotshame he was made of glass for most of his career I remember some exceptional plays he pulled off
>>144651192as a puckers fan, yes. wholeheartedly.
See ya Sunday bengals, hope your anuses are prepared for the big panther cock
>>144654703what exactly is CPOEwho is the fucker setting these expectations?
>>144654855
>>144654761>>144654776lol I put darnold in the greentext but Dalton in the post. I keep mixing their names up for whatever reason.
>>144654855>How Brady will be remembered by assravaged Manningbabbs/AFCE fans
>>144654868It's when the avg Chiefs hater tries to spell "cope"
>>144654355Someone post the TikTok of someone telling him to go to KC and he says Hell No kek
>>144654868Woah... woah bro. You can't just ask these kinds of questions.
>>144654890Resistance is futile! Puca Nakua is a future Chief!
0-17
>>144654866Andy Dalton will tear this bussy apart
>>144654910Mahomes couldn't get as much out of Puka as Stafford does
>>144654924This is probably the last time Dalton will play the Bengals in his career. It's time to make one final statement.
>>144654921No
>>144654612Have the bills even beat a team with a win? Oh yeah they barely beat the cardinals
>>144654953>lost to dolphins who suck ass>lost to browns who suck ass>assravaged by billsIt's downhill from here
>>144654971Oh, I don't care about the team. I was mad about the flayed jaguar.
>>144654855True...except also add in how bad of an announcer he is. I can't believe how bad he is and it's not going to get better
>>144654988I was mad about over 22 of them being flayed last night too
>>144654855based Brady still makin em seethe
Is 2006 Rex Grossman the most unexplainable anomaly in the last 20 years in the NFL?
>>144654929Mahomes won a super bowl with Rashee Rice sweetie. How many has Stafford won with Puca and Cooper Kupp combined?
tight robot pussy
>>144655009>Hester babby
>>144655010Don't make me list all the wide receivers that looked like absolute dogshit when Stafford wasn't throwing to them. Meanwhile, Tyreek is putting up better numbers in Miami than he ever did in KC.
>Playing Madden against the Chiefs>driving down the field in the 4th quarter>run HB power at the goalline >runningback fumbles the ball>get the ball back and drive down the field again>runningback fumbles at the goalline>get the ball back and get to the redzone one last time to score a TD and win>WR fumbles just before he gets to the endzone
What’s Aaron Roger’s power level
>>144655045If you love Puca you will let him have this
>>144654965you aren't impressed pounding this jagussy into hamburger?
>>144655081such is life
>>144655092He's a top 5 QB of all time.
>>144655108nah u are
and now the best safety at the moment is whitewhat and when exactly was the demarcation line we went over to take us into bizarro clown world because I missed it
>>144655092Depends on the amount of semen in his esophagus
>>144655119only if QB stands for quivering bussy
>>144655119But enough about you
>>144655092He sees the field through his third eye.
>>144655125White safeties are kinda rare but usually pretty damn good
>>144655125Probably when white QBs became irrelevant
Sunday Night FootballBills @ RavensM&T Bank StadiumBaltimore, Maryland Sun, Sep 29
>>144655009a lot of it was the nfc was so bad then and someone had to come out from there. 07 giants really ultimately hid how bad the 00s NFC was perception wise
shot
>>144655009My Saints got a 2nd seed with a 10-6 record that year.
chaser
What do the Jaguars do about Trevor Lawrence?
>>144655232Lament that they got Andrew Luck 2.0, minus the debilitating injury.
>>144655108
>>144655232They'll do what they've been doing, wasting his potential and breaking his spirit
>>144655045'reekster appreciates these kind comments
>>144655252This is exactly right, I expect him to retire within a few years too. Got paid, off to hang with his family before he gets concussed into oblivion.
>>144655092Near Testaverde tier
>>144655081after the second fumble it's on you to adjust your play
>>144655194this is a big proving game for both teams. Can the Ravens dig themselves out of the hole and get to 2-2? Can the Bills keep the steam rolling or did they only beat shitty teams at the start of the season?
>>144655232Wait, why did they pay him? I thought they knew Mac Jones was going going to beat him out when they got Mac Jones. I thought that was the whole point. How did it go from that to TLaw getting paid?ESPN: Benching him really isn't an option -- he just signed a five-year, $275 million extension -- so the Jaguars must figure out a way to get him back on track.
>>144655394More importantly, can white QBs still hang with the new black elite?
>>144655097I will fuck you up
For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
For me its my asshole tearing from a big black cock and the National Football Conference
For me, it’s bussy
>>144655418Trevor still doesn't look good but Mac Jones was never more than backup tier, what are you on
>>144655465>>144655477based Chiefs fans
Describe the game in two words: Three points. The Chiefs had to settle for three field goals. That's become something of a theme for their season so far. They kicked a pair of field goals in the opener against the Ravens and two more last week against the Bengals. The Chiefs are playing so many close games because they're having trouble finishing drivesNext game: at Chargers (Sunday, 4:25 p.m. ET)
For me it's the simple reality of seven being more than three
>>144655509Ok but would you
>>144655509You can update your picture since he has 3 now fyi. I know they fly by and it's hard to keep track
imagine kissin jenny on the wet spot between her legs
>>144654659What’s sadder is that he legitimately is a top 5 QB. Black QBs were a mistake
>>144655505Mac Jones has been better than TLaw in the NFL everyone thought he'd win the starting job in JAX
>>144655513They count premerger trophies keke
>>144655555quints of truth
>>144655555Checking those digits
Can someone post that webm of Justin Fields dancing next to Jordan Love?
>>144654703Is jayden daniels elite?
sometimes I feel bad about pam oliver, bros
>>144655555nah nigga u cappin fr fr
>>144654855That was the first dynasty stuff, not second or third dynasties.
>>144655588Also checked
>>144655579he hasn't been taped yet
>>144655578
>>144655081Madden's the most scripted bullshit everOh gee whiz I sure love playing the Cowboys in the conference championship or Super Bowl every season despite them appearing in neither for nearly 30 years
>>144655550>a white qb hasn't won an owl in yearslmaoing@urlyfe
>>144655579He's 12 points more elite against the Bengals than Mahomes so basically he's the GOAT.
>>144655588pam oliver was halftime faptime circa 2002
>>144655579100%. I unironically think he's top 3 in the league. If you missed the game last night you missed history
>>144655619ooh lawdy, that boy ZESTY
>>144655635cant tell if its a ranjeep or favela ape under that vpn
>>144655644It was actual football history, because it was the first game since 1940 without any punts or turnovers. Also the final dragon happened when the Redskins only had 10 players on the field lol.
>>144655644You're retarded. He threw his first TD pass yesterday in week 3. He's RG3 2.0 and will probably be heemed like Richardson was.
>>144655644>/nfl/ overreactions after three games
>>144655579That throw to Terry at the end of the game was an absolute rope, with a defender about to maul him.
>>144651084Based
>>144655638Her ass is eternal
>>144655619based>>144655645cringe
>>14465567710 players on offense too.
>>144655009No
>>144655555CHECKED
>>144655669nah they had 11, the commentator didn't know what he was talking about
>>144655619cringe>>144655645based
>>144655674Elite offensive lineman receiving touchdown.
>>144655675gets more absurd every year. last year it was just mainly>1. Dolphinsthe twiggy faggot went 0/7 in scoring position the week before too lol
>>144655729What is this play called
>>144655677>black guy pushing ropeevery timeGo chiefs!
>>144655747bussydruk
>>144655747The drunken 2
>>144655674How do you have the nerve to still log on and call people retarded when you're literally always wrong? Like every single season? Oh I know how, because you're actually retarded and therefore incapable of introspection lol!
>>144655674He's nothing like RG3. He can actually read defenses, whereas RG3 abused the pistol that was wrecking the entire league that season. Ball knowers know.
>>144655747the stankyleg
>>144655739>scoring position this is a general about a relevant sport
>>144655792When he gets heemed for the season by week 10 I will NOT accept your apology. >>144655795>implying it's a schematic reason for being RG3 2.0
I’m so horny
>>144655855go chargers btw
>>144655623in sim player traits overpower everything else including ovr so certain teams will always make it far due to having certain players with favorable traits
>>144655851When he doesn't you'll forget you ever said this as usual and move on to the next thing to be contrarian and wrong about. Bills aren't going to the super bowl by the way. I know you have to be told this for a sixth time so I'm getting it out of the way
>>144655795>takes a bunch of unnecessary sacks slowly reading the defenseguys like that never work beyond abusing shitters and teams that never see them
Someone post it
>>144655906
>>144655879wut? I'm not a bills fan and Daniels being a lanky twig who doesn't slide that will probably get heemed isn't even contrarian lmfao
>>144655929Yes it is. You do this about every hot new quarterback that isn't your platonic Brady ideal>inb4 pic wasn't (you)Doesn't matter, you're a stereotype not a real person
>>144655942could have been mahomesesque if the pass came a foot higherhi im cris collinsworth
>>144655952lol man idk what you're going on about but I'm not who ever the fuck you think I am. I'm entertained by you being triggered though. *ahem*I think Jayden Daniels STINKS. And the Commanders SUCK.
Legends of the GameESPN: Eye-popping stat: Cousins is tied for the fourth-fastest quarterback to reach 40,000 passing yards (153 games). Only Matt Ryan, Matthew Stafford and Drew Brees have gotten there faster. Dan Marino also did it in 153 games. Meanwhile, Cousins surpassed Joe Montana in career passing touchdowns (274).NBC: Via the team’s official website, Cousins has matched Hall of Famer Dan Marino as the fourth fastest to 40,000 passing yards.BCousins did it in his 153rd game. That’s when Marino did it. The only ones to do it faster were Drew Brees (152 games), Matt Ryan (151 games), and Matthew Stafford (147 games).
>>144655971Who is bust but second rounder
>>144655938white "men" are so cucked lol
>>144655981His whole schtick is being "Mahomesque" but without the ability to actually be Mahomes. You'll see a lot of this in the league from now on
>>144655548that's an oil leakyou got cancer
>>144655989
>>144655989That is THE Will "What the FUCK are you doing" Levis
>>144656005it tasted like cooch juice doebeit
>>144655952You need to get a life man. How are you not ashamed for posting something like this
>>144655555>Mac Jones has been bet-ACK!
>>144655938Jimmy is really the only one thats higher than 8/10
>>144655971>Goof>Got that dawglol
>>144656046There's maybe 5 good quarterbacks in the league. Where do we go from here?
>>144656010Is there a more entertaining QB?
>>144656059What the hell is this
>>144655990what do you mean they put a white guy at #1
>>144655971>Purdy>Needing probowlersBro just went for 300 3 TDs with one #3 WR btw
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2024 - Week 4 Edition!1. Kansas City Chiefs 32 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 31 (NC | +0.2)3. Minnesota Vikings 30 (+7 | +7.1)4. Detroit Lions 28.3 (+2 | +1.6)5. Philadelphia Eagles 27.7 (+6 | +5.4)6. Seattle Seahawks 26.9 (+6 | +5.9)7. Pittsburgh Steelers 26 (+2 | +2.2)8. Houston Texans 25.4 (-5 | -4.5)9. San Francisco 49ers 23.1 (-5 | -5.8)10. New Orleans Saints 22.8 (-3 | -3)11. Green Bay Packers 22 (+4 | +4.6)12. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 21.6 (-7 | -5.6)13. Baltimore Ravens 20.6 (+1 | +1.1)14. New York Jets 20.1 (+5 | +6)15. Los Angeles Chargers 18.2 (-7 | -6.1)16. Washington Commanders 16.6 (+12 | +11.6)17. Dallas Cowboys 16.2 (-4 | -3.9)18. Los Angeles Rams 14.8 (+6 | +6.3)19. Atlanta Falcons 13.6 (+2 | +1.3)20. Indianapolis Colts 12.7 (+7 | +5.8)21. Cincinnati Bengals 10.9 (-5 | -6)22. Cleveland Browns 10.1 (-4 | -4.4)23. Denver Broncos 9.8 (+7 | +6.8)24. Chicago Bears 9.4 (-4 | -4)25. Arizona Cardinals 9.2 (-3 | -2.2)26. Miami Dolphins 7.8 (-9 | -8.3)27. New England Patriots 5.8 (-2 | -2.6)28. Las Vegas Raiders 4.7 (-5 | -6.1)29. Carolina Panthers 4.3 (+3 | +3.3)30. New York Giants 3.7 (+1 | +1.7)31. Jacksonville Jaguars 2.4 (-5 | -4.6)32. Tennessee Titans 1 (-3 | -3.1)
>>144656069Ryback
>>144656046
>>144655555
>>144656026that is the new tumor on your tongue acting up
>>144656045It's literally just a post buddy. Sorry it hurt your feelings but starting an argument with me while you're literally retarded is only going to hurt more
>>144656091Who was he trying to lateral to anyways
>>144655509yeah but that's nothing new, they've been in the bottom half of red zone offenses for YEARS now. Butker + and 17pt Defense with game manager to 4th quarter game changer mahomes magic is the winning formula
the Ravens have been outscored 39-17 in the fourth quarter this season.
>>144655971>>144656065goff is scared of black people
>>144656096worth it
>>144656078>My 9ers in the top 10Lmao. Our defense is ASS
>>144656136>stat padscott
>>14465613619 of those points are from Stat Padscott
>>144656077Who makes PFF grades?
>>144656148This is their last chance, if they lose to the Patriots this week then they're dropping like a lead weight. Also the Commanders set a new record, first team in my rankings history to go +12 in a week.
>>144656188me
>>144656192Nerd
>>144656191Nobody cares bud
>>144656199But enough about me
>>144656188Math formula
>>144656191I appreciate your autism, Sneak.What has you so down on the Packers? They seem pretty good this year.
>>144656204PFF? more like PFFT
>>144656104I'm flattered that you want my attention, but you still should get a life
>>144656078If the Bills beat the Ravens, will they move up to the #1 spot?
>>144656219To be fair, being ranked 11th with Malik Willis as your QB is a miracle.
>>144656078what has the Chefs done or shown this season to deserve the top spot?
>>144656215>garbage in garbage out
>>144656077>That receiver was also a 7th round pickReally makes you think
lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about jenny
>>144656232easy on my boy, malik. he's been doing fine.
>>144656191if they fumble it against the Cardinals are they dropping back down?
>>144656077might as well have been the giants he was playing on except worse wrs
>>144656247She’s pretty
>>144656224I should get a life for posting in the same thread as you? See how you're incapable of making sense due to being retarded and just say things that sound like owns to you?
>>144656215Oh cool, so if we had the source we could derive it easily and get the same outcome every time? Surely there's never any point where a subjective rating is added, because that would be terrible.
>>144656261:)
>>144656200:(>>144656219Yeah what >>144656232 saidPackers are a solid team. Defense already looks better than it ever did under Joe Barry, which I know isn't saying much but still. The pieces are there, but they're not quite elite. Should still make the playoffs though.
>>144656148this implies being 10 means you're good, which hasn't been the case for several years
>>144656148To be fair, the refs were never gonna give them that win in LA
Trevor Lawrence is just Daniel Jones with long blonde hair.
>>144656250Not a whole 12 spots no, not unless they lose like 47-10 or some shit. It's been a weird season so far, so who knows.
>>144654654>>144654717>>144654849I love Maddox, but yeah, he seems washed.DeJean is going to be the starter in the slot before the end of the season (and sooner than later). The preseason injury set him back a bit but he's perfect for Fangio's defense.
why do california teams always have injury issues chargers, nanners and rams are always the most injured teams in the league
>>144656314Soft coasties
>>144656265>>144656215>>144656188
>>144656301god damn I want Coop to be good so badmore than any other playera white cornerthink of the meme potential alongside Blankenship>Talcum Jenkins >Brian Chalkins
>>144656323>senior analystsMore like senior NERDS
>>144656323So it's not a stat, it's an opinion ranking. Got it.
>>144654703Shows that Hurts is still a top-tier QB. AJ Brown being out is holding back his numbers for now.
the only advanced stat that matters is qbr
>>144656323>Mahomes>28Analysts hate him, League Ownership loves him. Can't wait to see what happens next! Tune in next week for the latest episode of N! F! L!
>>144655125>*saves football in you're path*
1. DT Mazi Smith (2023 / 1st round)Another week, another game where Mazi Smith continues to look like a draft bust2. OT Tyler GuytonThe first-round pick has looked far from the next coming of Tyron Smith the past two games. 2. OT Tyler GuytonThe whole offensive line can take some blame for this loss. Tyler Guyton, though, deserves to be singled out. The first-round pick has looked far from the next coming of Tyron Smith the past two games.3. CB Caelen Carson>he has looked like a late-round rookie draft pick the last two weeks. Dallas is paying a huge price for not addressing additional help at cornerback during the offseason. At this point Bland needs to hurry back from injury or this team may have to make a trade to get help at that position. 4. WR CeeDee Lambfor fumbling in the red zone and costing his team. ... was stripped of the ball by Nate Wiggins. The turnover deflated the offense and Lamb's demeanor on the sidelines began to deteriorate. In
The only stat that matters is wins.
>>144656346his games are littered with fuck ups and piss poor decision making yet he still puts up numbers man I don't get it
>>144656361good luck at the trade deadline
>>144656072Is that how right wingers and polfags cope?
>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants >2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings >1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals >1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
>>144656091
>>144656358>not blaming poop poopsock.j*urnalists just cannot help themselves.
The only stat that matters is this bussy.
>>144656362He's unironically doing too much. He needs to check down way more than he does so he doesn't hold the ball too long and doesn't run around aimlessly.
>>144656358>Mazi SmithHe's such garbage lol
>>144656077The Christian Man Marches Humbly On
>>144656355LOL
>>144656124I’m assuming Mac Jones was supposed to run up to catch it. Or just a stupid desperation attempt to keep the play going.Regardless, Matt Patricia is behind it
>>144656377This never gets old
You guys ever grab your balls softly to warm up your cold hands?
>>144656377kek
>>144656423ill grab your balls softly with my mouth faggot
>Derwin James suspendedIts because of this
>>144656423I like to rub my ballsack and feel the coolness of it. I know for a fact that other people do this.
>>144656314The west coast is full of pussies.
>>144656140wtf I love goff now>>144656423Usually I cup my ass cheeks and stick my fingertips in the gooch cause they're the coldest and that's the warmest.
>>144656423Can I warm my hands up on yours?
>>144656423My balls reek. I'd never put my hands near them. Go Packers btw.
>>144656429>>144656446No thanks. I’m not a faggotniners fan
>>144653515So basically as many as the Lions had last season?
giving jenny multiple robot orgasms
>>144656434Nobody rubs your ballsack aside from you, stop lying
>>144656457I did the other day ;)
>>144656370>libtard soicucks Kamala voters obsess over black dicks>r-right wing cope
>>144656405> Dak> Purdy> Jackson> Stafford> 1-2So QB ratings are useless then
>>144656301At least Maddox didn't get burned last week (to my knowledge)
>>144656478That's last years
>>144656472thinking about that sweaty dick musk on my breath
>>144656404Can Purdy finally start getting his due? Dude is a franchise QB. Hell, I would take him over my QB.
>>144656451What a good friend, his buddy looks like he's choking and he's trying to dislodge the obstruction from his airway. Our health/gym teacher taught us that one from and early age and even kept making us practice it in high school.
>>144656370I don't understandit's not cope I'm looking at the webm and they indeed put Hurts, certified white man, at 1
My Kansas City equipment managers <3
>>144656463Okay then, what exactly were you doing last night anon? Don't lie.
>>144656477Where did my post mention black dicks? Was that a Freudian slip?
>>144656502Not everything needs to be racial and ironic, stop shitting up the threads and the planet you live on and we all unfortunately have to share with you.
>>144656499He's a system babby but the perfect one for the 49ers
>>144656512What is the origin of this "equipment managers" meme?
>>144656535Deflategate
>>144656513I watched the 1st half of the Bills game and the 2nd half of the Washington Football Team game then went to bed.
>>144656530>NOOOOOOOO TAKE ME SUPER CEREAL
>>144656535Lol. An anon recently claimed the only reason the Chiefs beat the Eagles in the sb was due to their superior "equipment managers" because the Chiefs handled the slippery field better. Just an unintentionally hilarious addition to the long string of copes
>>144656550I watched the entire Commies game. The Bill's vs Jaguars was just sad to watch. It was like Alabama or Texas playing some FCS shitter.
>>144656423>>144656429>>144656434Based Ramsbro!
>>144656530what makes you think I'm being racial and ironic?
>>144656568I've never seen a sexy burn victim before
>>144656499system babby
>>144656500My American history teacher loved giving extra credit if we stayed after school and made out with him. All boys school. Lots of making out at lunch and after a school and between class so staying after to make out with my American history teacher blended right in. He likes to focus on American War/Military history as he was a combat vet. Tongue of angel and rough fingers up your butthole
>>144656499Yup, future HOF in the making
>>144656497Had to reread the posts over and over again
>>144656589Based Seahawks fan
>>144656568kek
>>144656593Shanahan is honestly lucky he got him. Jimmy G would have probably still been shitting it up rn if he hadn't.
>>144656499I still would want to see him not under the thumb of kyle but considering the flashes we have seen of him in either a deep hole (NFC champ game against detroit) and with only a washed up WR1 and a WR3 (against rams on sunday) I think he still can grow and kyles ridge ass playcalling/obvious fact dude does not know who his best players are, are currently stifling his potential
>>144656594discord?
>>144656589Always hated history, bunch of dead commies I'll never get a chance to kill myself
>>144656561I'm a Bills fan who loved every moment of the jagaurs dismemberment but this was the most unbelievably beautiful pass. Jayden Daniels put on a phenomenal show.
>>144656560Reminder that the grass was at fault.
Lot of Rams fans in the thread today
>>144656636Yeah, between him and Allen it was a great night for black qbs
>>144656623.ennel
>>144656645this was made by a bonafide sexhaver
>>144656632The only thing your fat ass kills is the dollar menu at whatever McDonald's is unfortunate enough to serve you.
>>144656639You don't have to be a Rams fan to put your lips on another man or jerk off to cartoons. Lions fan btw
>>144656647Jayden Daniels is White.
Btw if you want free money bet Kareem Hunt any 120 yards and 2 TDs next week.It's literally free money
Is it a good thing the Cowboys are playing the Giants next?In the past two games, opposing quarterbacks have had eight incomplete passes against the Cowboys. Lamar Jackson missed on only one pass in the first half because he was under pressure. Because the Cowboys can't stop the run, they can't generate a pass rush because other teams not facing a lot of third-and-long situations. Quarterbacks are having a field day.The defense has allowed 190 and 274 rushing yards in the past two weeks, and more than 220 of those yards have come before contact.
>>144656662Nah you are
>>144656589anyways go cowboys!
>>144656655Based
>>144656499Um...he's controversial for the sport
I'm terrified thinking about the injury report this week
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1727235060105375.jpgFuck the As and fuck their owner
chat im gonna say the n word
>McBride endured a helmet-to-helmet hit from Detroit defensive back Brian Branch in the fourth quarter of Sunday's game and had a concussion check afterward.Why are the loins so fuckin' dirty? 1 division win, which they did nothing with, in 30 years and they suddenly think they can just start doing this shit.
Laughing at theBroncosBearsBengalsChiefs (needing refs once again)RaidersCowboys
>>144656686Nigeria
>>144656684That is quite possibly the worst fan merch I've ever seen and I'm already including the NFL pride merch.
>>144656668well the gnats don't exactly have the most dominant run game but singletary and danny bounced check could probably make something happen on the ground if cowboys run defence is that abysmal they do currently have the momentum after beating on ol' peanut oil
>>144656689Their shitty field blew out a bunch of our ankles. It's called payback.
>>144656684>>144656697Jeff Fisher is a menace to the Bay Area
>>144656716>ourYou don't play for the team, you faggot.
>>144656523Kamala voters can't stop thinking about black dicks. Many such cases! Sad.
>>144656727Keep crying, bitch.
>>144656684Where can I buy this ass hat
My team bad :(
Edge rusher Aidan Hutchinson applied pressure all day and logged a sack for the fifth-consecutive game, which established a Lions franchise record. He has a league-leading 6.5 sacks this season.Next game: Monday Night Football vs. 3-0 Seahawks (Monday, 8:15 p.m. ET)
>>144656749EDP is back?
>>144656749Based.
>>144656749I miss this fatass nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>144656747Shamefully the A's pulled it when it became the best selling item on their official storefront. So now your best bet is overpaying for it on eBay
>>144656740Keep sucking, faggot. Mmmm yeah. Just like that.
>>144656777>pulled it when it became the best selling item
Catbros, we MUST stick together /cata/ - cat alliance
>>144656753Theyre gonna rape the ackhawks
>>144656777Yeah, fuck that, not worth it for a gag
>>144654280the butt punch always gets me
>>144656684>linking an image
>>144656787That's not a cat. That's a B.
>>144654305fraid so
>>144656727When I gamble for a team to win I am technically in that moment officially a part of the NFL team. My success rides on their success. My arm chair rooting and quick wits to change the narrative on any losses to be able the refs rigging the outcome means I'm helping them too win or lose.
>>144656749you have notis on for edp in 2024??
>>144656754yeah he kept getting banned so he started a channel under an alt. but now he's reverted back to his old account name lol
>>144656803>complaining
>>144656815fraid so
>POV: You are Hailee Steinfeld
>>144656749Is this Eagles related?
Cardinals vs. Commanders (Sunday, 4:05 p.m. ET)
Fuck your narratives
>>144656849Dalton is my narrative
>>144656824You just know inevitably one day he'll be moping along after dialysis and someone on his walk back is going to.ask him for a cupcake and he'll snap. And that'll be the finale to the whole EDP question
>stat padscott
>>144656849I hate to break it to you, Red Rifle Bro but this around the time of the year where the Bengals finally remember that they're supposed to try to win football games and go on a 8 or 9 game streak.
The reeeing of REFBALL from the city of Detroit after the Chiefs beat them in the super bowl will be nuclear and echo until the end of time. If you thought it was bad after the 2018 game you have no idea what's coming
>>144656874>Just one random day at Costco an employee asks him if he wants to sample a cupcake
>>144656881Fuck your narratives
>>144656881Remember when the Bengals bootyblasted the Bills in the divisional round? I was looking forward to that game and ended up so disappointed. Bills looked like they didn't practice at all.
>>144656787Yummy!
>>144656878Uh...AFCsisters???
I punched a hole in the wall when Derek Carr threw that interception. Already thinking about Dylan Raiola and Arch Manning.
>>144656689it started with dan campbell who is encouraging a bountygate culture in detroit just look at the division game against the rams last year
Flew home with a ref from the Atlanta game and watched game film with him the whole way.I am sat next to an official from the Atlanta game and walked through every penalty called and some that weren’t. I am not telling you his name or the flight, but I can say NFL officials are truly a tight ship organization and my respect for their level of checks and balances is through the roof after learning more about them. Couple unbiased and non-identifying comments. Officials do not care in the slightest who wins or losses. They care about being accurate and keeping the accountability scores up vs their peers. Your instant replay slow motion point of view is respected, and their bosses 100% slow thing down to make sure calls were accurate, and their grades reflect that, but in realtime these are the best of the best. If they miss a call rest assured it did not go unnoticed by the NFL, their Bosses and the other refs. What they do in real-time is actually damn near amazing.
>>144656885What happened after the 2018 superbowl?
>>144656782gayest post ive read in /nfl/ since last night
>>144656912Raiola sucks, don't be fooled
>>144656913it's called grit pussy, you wouldn't understand
peculiar...thought-provoking even...
>>144656912>I punched a hole in the wall when Derek Carr threw that interception.Did water come rushing in?
>>144656914That's pretty cool
>>144656916Not the super bowl, the Chiefs played the Lions in 2019 (my b, not 2018) and scored a defensive td on a fumble that the refs didn't blow dead but the Lions stopped playing anyway. After it was confirmed as a td Detroit somehow decided this was refball and insisted for years that they spiritually won. It was a very big deal that they actually spiritually won that game. It's one of the reasons the season opener last season was their super bowl
>>144656914holy based
>>144656922He's only 19 and already looks good at taking what the D gives him and not trying to do too much and on top of that he has top notch arm talent. Idk how the next 3 years play out but he has my interest.
>>144656931kek
>>144656931lmao
>>144656923i was gritting my teeth during head from your mom last night
>>144656933Oh, cool.
>>144656931Yeah, I flooded my entire neighborhood and the old lady across the street drowned :(
>>144656943How many of those home owners were raped by insurance?
At 1-2, how much trouble are the 49ers in? A lot. Yes, it's early in the season, and yes, it was a trying week for the 49ers, who entered Sunday without injured star RB Christian McCaffrey (Achilles tendonitis), WR Deebo Samuel (calf) and TE George Kittle (hamstring). But they still lost to an equally (if not more) depleted Rams team because of continued defensive and special teams issues. Samuel and Kittle should be back soon, but nothing is going to come easy for these Niners in the meantime, and the schedule gets tougher in October and November. Losses like Sunday's will be tough to overcome down the stretch.
>>144656933I want the spiritual loss meme to come back, even if I hated it.
>>144656956At least she won't have to see Carr lose another game
>>144656957>home owners
>>144656959Is this one of those years where the entire 49ers roster dies and they miss the playoffs like in 2018 and 2020? They're honestly overdue.
>>144656957the same amount that blamed bush because they were too stupid to move out of the way of a natural weather occurrence.
>>144656969It was the cause of much seethe
>>144656957Probably more concerned with being actually raped while sheltering in the superdome
>>144656959This is a classic NFC meme team gets to the Superbowl and jobs to the dynasty in the AFC year. So I'm thinking Sam Darnold in the Superbowl getting shut down by Kansas City or Derek Carr's worst nightmares come back to hunt him.
>>144656078>12 teams below my ColtsFlattering honestly
>>144657026The league is really bottom heavy this year
>>144657013>No 49ers to stop the Packers this seasonYou all know what time it is
Brady deserved to go 19-0
>>144656969It's been hanging around.
2018 Draft first round: Baker, Darnold, Allen, Risen, Lamar2024 Passing TD leadersNFC8 - Sam Darnold6 - Carr6 - Baker5 - Murray4 - Purdy, Dak, Cousin's, etcAFC7 - Josh Allen5 - Burrow5 - Mahomes5 - Rodgers4 - Herbert, Stroud, etc
>>144657055Lamarbros...
>>144656959a lot unless they fire their new DC to unfuck the defense or kyle gets his head out his ass and plays the rookies (or at least not washed up bums) who can catch to at least give purdy an iota of a chance to at least have a each game go into a shootout to at least try and outscore the opponent
>>144657059Fuck throwing the ball, bitch
>>144657063Fuck throwin the ball!
Tom Brady went to Diddy's white parties
y'all got any of them DTs
>>144657055wait a seclook at that blurry face in the background...
>>144657055What happened to Rosen?
2022 QB Draft class...
It's cute how much Rice adores Mahomes. He knows he won the lottery lolhttps://youtu.be/wezxe9nt5HY
>>144657080Nine gorillion mistakes made ahead of him.
>>144657080too jewish
>>144657080Hmm
I don't understand why some play designs now have the QB tossing the ball to a runningback that's going right up the middle.
Week 3 and I can already call the division winners Seahawks Vikings Saints Commanders and BillsSteelersChiefsTexansWild year
>>144657080jewish arrogance got him holocausted
>>144657107Now do seedings
>>144651064>coaches who will be NFL HCs in 2025SpagnuoloKingsburyFloresBen JohnsonSurprise hire: DaboMeme panic hire: Coach PrimateHyped hire who will do nothing: Belicheat
>>144657076Why didn't they keep DJ Reader.
Seed this bussy
>>144657121>SpagnuoloDoubt he wants to be a HC anymore, he's in his mid 60s.>KingsburyDoubt it>FloresMaybe but I doubt it as well>Ben JohnsonYeah, probably unless the Lions offense completely shits the bed.
>>144657121>SpagnuloAbout to be on the wrong side of 65 for another HCing gig after the massive blunder that was his first oneHe's DC for life bud
>>144657123why bother, they couldn't stop the run when he was there and they can't do it now
>>144657121>Hyped hire who will do noth--ACKGet ready. 2 more are getting locked and loaded as we speak.
>>144657107RamsPackersBucsEaglesBillsRavensChiefsTexans
>>144657145Nah you can't
Remember Kenny Pickems?
>>144657140*Until Tomlin takes over :3
>>144657123Retards at the helm. Seemed like they didn't believe he could stay healthy>>144657145It wasn't great but it was still significantly better than this when he was on the fieldal
>>144657121>Surprise hire: Dabolmfaoooooooooooo no fuckin waydabo is comparable to sirianni where he is totally dependent on the coordinators to maximize the talent on the roster. it might not be an urban meyer level disaster, but his ultra religious good guy cornball bullshit isn't going to fly in the pro league.
>>144657162Bro they were something like 26th overall in run defense last yearThat's pretty far from "not great" and not significantly better than 32ndThe real problem is that all of the starters died before the season even began
Jordan Love contemplating retirement It was a great run
>>144657101is this my wife Lucy Fallout?
>>144657186Sweaty post
>>144657123they wanted someone with more pass rush potential, so they signed rankins who is now injured. even then depth was still a huge issue going into the season and instead of keeping reader or signing another run stopper they drafted two DTs. now both starters are injured and we're reliant on rookies one of which is also injured and the other just coming off an injury. gotta be the worst DL unit in the league right now outside of hendrickson these guys starting would barely get reps on other teams
>>144657186>fucking malik willis had a better start in the lafleur systemKWAB
>>144657182reader was injured for most of that
I'm tired of the salary cap. You should be able to keep all of the good players you draft and pay them handsomely.
>>144657214Lube Deshaun Watsons asshole and get up in there.
>>144657121D’Anton Lynn has an NFL pedigree and has turned USC’s defense from dogshit to above-average overnight, he’ll probably be an NFL DC first but some team swinging for the fences and making him HC wouldn’t shock me
bussy FYI
>>144657214Except you wouldn't. They'd go to the highest bidder, which would be the top few wealthiest teams.
>>144657229Watson needs his bussy worked over.
>>144657214this except the opposite and the cap should be stricter and restructuring shouldn't be allowed and guaranteed money should be standardized
>>144657246i was at yoga earlier and did a happy baby and almost started cracking up thinking about peanut oil
>>144657214>all the decent players in the league sign ridiculous deals to ring chase in KC and the Chiefs never lose againSounds fun!
>>144657234I'd just lock them in my basement and let them rot if they tried to leave
>>144657214Mahomes and Justin Jefferson would be Cowboys
>>144657254Your mantra is GET UP IN THERE
>>144657255>baby market Kansas shitty being able to afford any players with no salary caplmaoing my lmao o
>>144657255It'd be the opposite, as a small market they'd get shafted
>>144657214the broncos 100 year dynasty would be based
>>144657259Wrong. Mahomes would stay loyal to KC
>>144657295
fuck off tranny
>>144657266>>144657272>muh media marketsThanks for joining us from 1984, how do you know how to use the Internet?
>>144657259this. you see whats happening with University of Texas NIL and oil money? you'd see the same shit with collectives forming to raise money and bring players in on ridiculous deals
>>144657318>>144657318new
>>144657304more that the chiefs are run by the hunts which subscribe to just a slightly less stingy flavor of judaism than the brown family
>>144657186Far thee well
>>144656668I think the Cowboys win because they will probably have an early lead, and their defense does much better holding a lead than playing from behind. Then again, their offense sucks outside of garbage time, so who knows.
>>144656753He's still overrated, I don't care about box score
>>144657121>hiring college coachesshiggy diggy
>>144654280Those dudes probably think they're doin pretty good in life with those fat disgusting women.
>>144656091I like this one, one guy gos one way, the other guy gos the other way, and then this one's here just like "aye, whattayawant from me?!"
