PREVIOUS: >>144644308TEX: Rangers transfer RHP Tyler Mahle to the 60-day injured list with right shoulder tightnessLAD: Dodgers selected the contract of RHP Edgardo Henriquez from Triple-A Oklahoma CityCOL: Brendan Rodgers was scratched from the Rockies’ lineup for Tuesday night’s game against the CardinalsCHC: Michael Busch (arm) left Tuesday’s game against the PhilliesLAD: Dodgers manager Dave Roberts told reporters Clayton Kershaw is in a “holding pattern” right now and won’t face hitters this weekHOU: Yordan Alvarez hopes to get at-bats this weekend against the Guardians, according to Chandler Rome of The AthleticNYM: Francisco Lindor (back) had a bone scan that confirmed no structural damage, according to Anthony DiComo of MLB.comKC: Royals manager Matt Quatraro said that RHP James McArthur (elbow) won’t pitch again this year
doggie doos kek!
>MEST
METS
Doyers
Yankees!
>>144652934This is the Major League Baseball thread
Is that Darude Sandstorm?
My Wankees
Zack Hampel caught Judge's home run
>>144652968no.
m a r i n e r s
>>144652911It should be a tight series. I'll be happy with a win, but I hope they delay the loss as long as possible
>>144652934no one used the DS9 pic for nu =[
Death to all birdfags.
Baltimore: The Greatest City in America!
>All MLB games in 2025 will only be available here
I believe in them.
BALL ON UMP VIOLENCE
>>144652994I pirate everything anyway.
Sterling just called Jazz “Chizz” kek
>>144652994>watch any game without black out restrictions, and listen to your favorite team's tv crewWhere do I sign up?
>>144653013>chizz jazzholm
Holy shit have the twins completely given up?
>>144652971What a shit head
>>144653029yeah, kill blackouts and give apple total control over broadcast rights would unironically save Baseball
>>144653013Is the H silent?
>>144652983yeah these autists suck and they're obsessed with posting the thread for whatever reason
>>144652994Go away Manfred you SUCK
attaboy dansby
>>144652971>Zack Hampelwhy was his dad so obsessed with Woody Allen? are they Jewish?
giants desuthere are rumors that Zaidi is likely getting fired after the seasonwelp, I hope ownership knows what they're doing
>>144652994I like the cameras and angles they use. It's unironically a pretty good presentation of a baseball game. There is so much baseball that the regular season isn't interesting enough for your average nonviewer, but when it kinda looks like a movie or a real can't-miss event then I think that's a good thing.
Literally and figuratively what does he even do?
>>144653098>you now remember the giants
>>144653063>>144652983just ordered this hat last night bros
doyers
>>144653125loses $100M
>>144653098Zaidi fucking sucks, good move for the Giants I'm bummed
It's happening nowThis is the game for history121 losses
will the padres win it for finn detrolio?
>>144653136holy shit is that real? I would legitimately spend up to $70 on that
>>144653155My arch nemesis?
Mariners are gonna have to score some runs if they intend to win this game
>>144653157https://www.etsy.com/listing/1533616763/only limited sizes available still. it's deadstock from a retailer that had the licensethere are other knockoff versions out there though from china sites
>>144653136based
Belli bop!
>>144653125More than Jesse Winker tbqh but that still ain’t much >>144653136Is this the deep space nine hat you were talking about last night?
>>144653169shut up vito
deep gape 9"
why don't the Cubs win when it matters, though?
>>144653179I've never seen one stitched like that though, that's sick as hell. I think I'm going to buy it.
Attaboy Paredes
>>144653136What the fuck even is this
>>144653136
Schmidt is keeping us in the game. Somebody gotta score some runs now.
Holy shit polanco tanked that thing
>>144653200They have the 4th best record since mid July. These scrubs just dug way too big of a hole for themselves to climb out of
POLO TIES IT UP SPECIAL EYES SENDS ONE DEEP
>>144653177a bold strategy
>>144652994Their UI and announcers fucking suck, I hope this never happens.
>>144653220it's a terok-nor type space station overlaid in front of a baseball
Cute
i don't think the twins are making the playoffs
Michael Harris on cycle watch
M O N E YIKE
its over
baseball is sad when your team is dead in the waterwho should i watch tonight/root for from here out?
>>144653190must've been another anon, i wasn't here last night. unless i was more drunk than i thought>>144653203yeah i don't even care if it doesn't fit, the stitching looks awesome
I still believe
>>144653287Mets Braves but it's a bit of a blow out in the making
>>144653287My Yankees.
>>144653287root for the padres to take down the dodgers and make the MLB look silly for all their dodgers dicksucking
>>144653287indians/tigers/orioles are the only acceptable teams to root for at this point
>>144653287Dbacks
>>144653293in Stephen Vogt?
>>144653293Me too.
>>144653220Star Trek: Deep Space Nine--more accurately known as Planet Stay: Space Mall Nine--had a main character who was a negro and a baseball fan. Also one of the minor characters was Kenny Lofton's relative Cirroc Lofton.
>twins getting mogged by feesh>royals on 7-game skidtigersbros, are we fucking back??????
>>144653247younger looks like he's got some native blood in him. maybe it's just the hair.
the stinky stankees are losing again, you really can't make this shit up
>>144653287Watch the Angels White Sox game to witness history never before seen in over 100 years
>>144653332Deep lore
>ShitdugoBoone just play Dominguez every day you retard.
Mets can’t hit this cat.
uh oh stankee
inb4 yankees choke away division lead
>>144653136>>144653157>>144653179>>144653291okay I bought it, if this is you trying to push your own merch I'd be kind of annoyed but honestly I don't even really care
wht a fucking catch Harris
>>144653300Our Yankees…are winning the ws
Michael Harris does the weirdest fucking shit. He will be dead in the water for like 4 games then be robbing homers over the wall, laying out catching, grand slamming in San Fran, etc. just weird how he's either a ghost or an mvp
Michael Harris says FUCK the Mets
DFA Michael Harris The Second
>>144653393Based, now he's got your credit card and shipping info to doxx you as a racist 4channer with time stamped proof. Say goodbye to your career normie
>>144653402watch them get swept in the alcs by the tigers again
>>144653393nah I found the listing last night looking for baseball hats to wear instead of my A's hatcheers anon
EL GRANDE OSO
>mest
lolmets
CHOOPHOUSE>mest
That boy is going to get so drunk and drive tonight it's unreal
stinky smelly stanek
>>144653412Sounds like baseball to me
>rain delay for angels white soxGod wants to delay their sadness
>>144653402
Metkikes already into the bullpenlol
>>144653458Yeah but he's like a 20 HR hitter, they come in strange bunches.
>>144653459It's finally starting
DFA domestic violence Marvel Ozuna
ok boys this is great but don't use up all your hitting tonight
finally time to watch the AL losership series
lol mest
thoughts?
>>144653462I'M GOING ALL IN ON THE MARINERS BABY, THEY'RE STILL IN IT
>>144653510i think they should use him in relief, it would be hype or hilarious
The winds are fucking stuff up in Yankee Stadium tonight. With all the talk of analytics, we don't talk about wind enough, even though it's the reason some batted balls with identical launch angles and exit velocities have different results.
>>144653519
>>144653519$100 gets you $16000, anon!
bros... I wont be able to watch this doyer - padres series live (starts at 4 AM for me)sadge
>>144653510They need to manage him better than the Angels or he'll over extend himself again. He shouldn't hit the day before and/or after he pitches, shit like that.
I would have preferred the Mets win this game before the hurricane fucks up the schedule
>>144653510They shouldn't risk it at all wtf
>>144653510they should use him in this series against the Padres, that way Dodgers fans can at least cope that they were using a rusty pitcher when they lose instead of admitting their team sucks
>>144653510he'll give up 6 ER in 2 IP as the doggies are swept and he goes hitless in the series
>>144653540anon, we're winning this series against the poodres
>>144653241What, you don't like "12% chance of sharting and farding and GIDPing" in the lower corner?
>>144653459God is weeping for the White Sox in Chicago
>>144653533Ohtani managed himself. The Angels told his ass to rest and he didn't want to. Someone needs to step up and tell him no.
>>144653474Harris still has yet to play a full season due to a few injuries and getting called up halfway through in his rookie year. He can probably be a 30 HR guy if he can put a full season together.
feeling good about my smug ass birds tonight
>>14465353>>14465351Oh wait this is for this season? They're fucking retarded if they let him pitch
>>144653559this is the spirit of a real competitor
>>144653546I'm guessing it's going to be 2-1 Padres. Dodgers will win today but lose the next two
>>144653462>Red Sox +50000ez money
>>144653528I BELIEVE IN RA-ANDY
>>144653560Id love to see that out of him. Almost as much as I'd love to see him survive a whole fuckin season
I think Kansas City's rotation will carry them to the World Series.
>>144653569>9/24: Michael King vs Landon Knack>9/25: Dylan Cease vs Jack Flaherty>9/26: Joe Musgrove vs Walker Buehler
>>144653546i'll settle for dodgers winning only 1 game. the poodres gotta deal with a desperate dbag team right after. dodgers division is in the bag.
>assblows just have to win 1 game of this series to clinch the division (and playoffs)>assblows suck against shitty teamsmemeiners are sweeping
>>144653596Don't count Black man out, he's going to want to get at least one more Dodgers upset before his retirement.
this is all a part of the mets's plan, they'll clinch the wildcard in 2 games trust the plan
>>144653590they have like two hitters
>>144653532Italybro you coulda been sleepin...
Polo iced out tonight
slam-tan-der>only a homer at Yankee Stadium and Fenway Park
What's funny is the people will excuse the Phillies loss as being after they clinched, but in reality this is a pretty typical 5th starter game lmfao
>>144653593Of these pitchers, King is the one with the weakest record facing the Dodgers, but to be fair, that was when they first started using him as a starter and he's gotten better since, but statistically he loses this one.
>>144653633no 5th starter games in October
>>144653643Thank God.
I thought you faggots said the Mets were good
are the royals tanking or what?
Spencer Schwellenbach is rolling right now
>>144653669It's all one guy.
Yankees World Series
>>144653669It's a Mets-Astros world series, and there is nothing you can do about it
>>144653669they're good at breaking your heart
>>144653669good at choking
>>144653692>the only NL east team to beat them will be the Natsgrim
hell is just watching the angels and white sox play manfred innings for all eternity
>>144653708The Braves beat the in 21 dumbass
>>144653708the gayves beat them
>>144653596that's how I'm looking at it as well. hopefully we retard strength our way through Colorado for a sweep
>>144653641He's also much better than Knack. It's Flaherty who has the edge
>>144653723>>144653724NL West team
>>144653551only legit poodre fan itt
>>144653739Bait?
>mets it’s so over
>>144652971Oy vey
branshit nimmo kek
>>144653739It's not 1991 anymore grandpa
Punished Grady will be the one who gets the record when it should have been Grifol.
>>144653739Based wrinkly oldcum
>>144653725i feel like going 3-3 will be enough. i doubt the poodres will sweep the dbags.
The Vagiants have a 0% chance of making the playoffs
>>144653723>>144653724cheated*
>>144653772>Grady Sizemore: 8-31 Winning percentage .205%>Pedro Grifol: 89-190 Winning percentage .319%They both suck but were also handed a really sucky teamIt's so bad all across
>>144653806correct. the astros cheated and the braves still managed to beat them.
>>144653830holy cope
>>144653792yeah. I'm not really looking at matchups or anything like that really and trying to game it out. the odds are well in our favor and just hope our guys are locked in and we catch the breaks that will be needed.
>Eddie Rosario hit for the cycle in 2021wow i completely forgot about that
>>144653835holy cope is mestfags not seeing their shit team win a title in their lifetime.
>>144653847He did it on lke five pitches too
>>144653850don't worry, Altuve owns NYC (and by extension New Jersey)
>>144653738In Dylan Cease's last game vs Kershaw with the dodgers, the dodgers lost 8-1. It made it clear that the only reason the previous game was even close was because Matt Waldron was washed up. While Jack Flaherty hasn't faced the Padres this year, his stats against them in the past aren't anything to write home about either. Even still, statistically, it's the only matchup that is remotely close, but Cease has already shown he can handle the Dodgers even when they were at their near full strength.
>>144653266Tommy Lasorda looks terrible
Arcia made up for his error
Schwelly has been pretty fuckin lights out
MARKFUCKINGVIENTOS
>>144653906aaaaaaand just like that...
hey at least we didn’t get shoutout that’s cool I guess
History thread>>144653898
>>144653885Cease can be Jekyll and Hyde, it's definitely the MU I'm most worried about in this series
That’s my future Mets first baseman
>>144653839should be a fun(hopefully) series.
>>144653898>>144653924the mets lost 120 games in 1970, how is that 120 years?
>>144653919Getting through 7 in sub 90 pitches with a single run given up by the hair on his balls is still lights out. That would be lights out for Chris sale let alone this rookie
7IP 1ER will play every day Spencer, good fuckin shit.
>>144653944"One more"121 is the record, 120 is just tying the mets
>>144653544and reinjure himself
A Stantonian hat trick!
imagine not having two cy young caliber pitchers named spencer s>and the braves have way more pitchers to call up in the coming years even if fried leaves for freddie and ohtani
>>144653510the same training staff that currently has 10 pitchers on the IL? yeah....
FAGGOT mike
>ottavino
oh no.... stinky stankees did another doodoo
At least the Liberty are winning
If Mark Vientos gets a full season he hits like 40 home runs and people still want to give Pete money
love my doggie doossimple as
>>144654034but peter won the home run derby twice in a row or something
>>144654029Liberty liberty liberty... liberty
>>144653929The Dodgers are facing him in the middle of a hot streak, after a great start against the giants and a near complete game against the astros where 6 of those were a perfect game. I feel like he's in a good place right now. Meanwhile they're catching Jack Flaherty in a moment where he's kind of slipping, the only reason they beat the Marlins on the day he pitched against them was because the Marlins just played like absolute shit to the astronomical degree that even a little league pitcher would've probably won that day.
OH NO NO NO NO NEWYORKBROS, WE GOT TOO COCKY>>144654024Silence, leaf.
>>144654036puke
jason heyward = dedkilled by short porch
when does the ottavino meltdown begin?
>>144653985Tommy John would like to have a word with you
braves broadcast just said olson is better looking than pete "home run derby champ" alonsoO h M y G o d !
Mets will finally be off the hook for the worst team of all time after tonight.
Somebody webm that astros catch that shit was funny
>>144654044Fair fair. We'll see what happens. I feel like Padres have a slight edge in the series but obviously a much heavier onus to win. Dodgers realistically just have to sneak one.
Coach Cub-mate
Nice one Otto!
>>144654081And there it is
>>144654076Looks like he's okay, what a catch man lmao
randy was never good
>>144654063the other spencer s will be back, he'll be fine. imagine this team with acuna, riley, spencer strider, fucking imagine if AA didn't get cute and trade Wild Bill for shit turf cutter murphy. imagine a lineup of >acuna>ozzie>riley(except this season ozuna should be here)>olson>ozuna(sometimes 3rd see above)>contreras>arcia>money mikeholy fuck i'm hard
why does every team turn into a field of gold glovers when the mariners play them
>>144654109Arcia is literally the only hole in that lineup
>I overslept my nap>missed the first 4 innings>we’re down 3-2Not a great place to jump in, but I’m here I guess. If we do lose this game I will legitimately be in panic mode.
gay braves kek
>>144654109imagine if when mets lose pete they blow it up and braves pick lil acuna and then swap arcia for fucking another acuna i'm cummin
>>144654110maybe they should try having some offense
>fartcia
And another monster arcia error
arcia sucks ass
>kruk talking about cruise ship shitters overflowing
>>144654127why? even if we sweep you, it would take losing 2/3 to a guardians team with nothing left to play for.
dansby's number may have been similar or worse, but holy fuck when we needed a clutch hit or even a fucking competitive at bat from dans you KNEW he would deliver. arcia doesn't even compete.
Julio is holding this team back
Arrrr cya later (get DFA'd already)
we need more houspieswe need more bh l'swe need more schwarbieswe need more sick em ajswe need more berds!we need more scubaswe need more gaysconsinswe need more mestswe need more doggie dooswe need more barfie dooswe need more respectswe need more ergs kek
>>144653964No 122 is the record at least imo. The Mets only played 160 games in 1962. White need to lose 122 to have a worse record.
>stankees>mestsNY will always be irrelevant
>>144654165>gay louisKEK
>>144654167They'll get there too
>>144654159Dansgay Swansgay is a gay homosexual. Arcia is much better.
>>14465417227 though
Braves may need to make a run at Adames
I just need the Yankers to win. It's just that easy.
diaz looks like DCAU lex luthor
>>144654181May nothing, we absolutely have to upgrade over Arcia he's fucking unplaybale.
>memeiners
big dawgs gotta eat tho
why does heyward own us so fucking hard jesus christ
[W]gg phillies
JHEY 2 RUN BOMB4-3 STROS
cubs won
gayson gaywad is still playing?
>>144654167most losses and worst w/l percentage is 121 losses, if they didn't win any more games this season they'd tie the record for fewest wins in a season post-1900
>>144654176bro i was sitting in left field at new busch when the card decided to walk old ass bmac and face dansby with the game on the line. i told the whole stadium "oh hell yeah, lets go, dansby is about to win the game!" and he fucking did. he hit it right off the fence in my section. arcia would *fucking never* my man. dansby had 3 gomers in the world series. he was huge that post season, and every post season. arcia doesn't compete.
My Braves will win this series and then get swept by the Royals
>mestposters crushed into silenceall is right with the world
Let's circle back to that Cubs win
blind ass ump
>>144654145Sounds like /sp/
Can I call Marte the N-Word now
>>144654154It’s a morale thing. This team is really streaky and if we do manage to get swept then it will mean similarly for the Injuns series
>>144654192Yeah idk what options are available currently. I just happened to know he's on a 1 yr
CUBS WON. DEAL WITH IT
I’m starting to lose belief
cubs fan here
>>144654242I'm seethin so hard right now I can barely stand it
>>144654224jokes on you, the bug poster was always a doyer fag
>>144654163Mariners dont get enough hate for how much they underachieved with that mid 90's team.
Darvish talkin to Ohtani pregame, says it would be very "disrespectful" to hit a HR
cubs won that one imo
Gaylanta is on a mission
>>144654237he's not even black
Let's be honest, we're all waiting for the Dodgers/Padres game
>>144654290go cubgers!!!!
Been a lot of frustrating years as a M's fan. 2024 might be the worst. With a competent front office this team is 5 games up on the crappy AL West. Instead we signed Polanco and Garver and Haniger to be negative WAR guys
>>144654290negative, ghost writer
>>144654270Slant-eyed fucks have some strange ideas. They're not human. They're a form of insect.
>>144654290agreed.
thank you for giving us this game jays, we needed it.
>>144654276Yay can't wait to get swept by the Brewers!
>>144654301>writer
>>144654290>doggie doosKEK!!!!!!
>>144654290I'm watching Mariners-Astros and feebly hoping KC/MIN keep losing so /we/ can steal a wildcard spot
Did you guys know that all male Mets fans have had a Rabbi lick their dicks?
>call is overturned
>>144654270ohtani turned to him as he walked away, with a smile>don't be on it
>>144654290You're posting in an O's genny, hon.
>>144654290yes we are all excited to shitpost tonight, that is true.
>>144654317this is a real fan, self-defeated while having favorable odds
Let's go M's.
>>144654290Watching white sox angel for 121
>d'arnaugh doesn't even swingits so funny when he doesn't give a shit and just wants to get back to the dugout
>>144654335as long as you keep it dodgers related
>>144654330>simping for a billionaireoof
>>144654325yes
Why don't the braves play merrifield at SS
>>144654298Yeah you took the words out of my mouth. Watched a lot of painful Mariners seasons and this one is up there.
>>144654336>favorable oddswe're 1.5 back with 5 to play including tonight and both KC and Minnesota own the tiebreak against us. M's have a 10% chance to play in October
>>144654335We need to find a way to bet on shitposting. Like sports betting derivatives. O/U 44.5 "doggie doos" and such
>>144654301An old cowboy went riding outOne dark and windy dayUpon a ridge he restedAs he went along his wayWhen all at once a mighty herdOf red eyed cows he sawPlowin' through the ragged skiesAnd up the cloudy drawTheir brands were still on fireAnd their hooves were made of steelTheir horns were black and shinyAnd their hot breath he could feelA bolt of fear went through himAs they thundered through the skyFor he saw the riders coming hardAnd he heard their mournful cryYippie-yi-oYippie-yi-yayGhost riders in the skyTheir faces gauntTheir eyes were blurredTheir shirts all soaked with sweatHe's riding hard to catch that herdBut he ain't caught 'em yet'Cause they've got to ride foreverOn that range up in the skyOn horses snorting fireAs they ride on, hear their cryAs the riders loped on by himHe heard one call his name'If you wanna save your soulFrom hell a-riding on our rangeThen, cowboy, change your ways todayOr with us you will rideTrying to catch the devil's herdAcross these endless skiesYippie-yi-oYippie-yi-yayGhost riders in the skyGhost riders in the skyGhost riders in the sky
The LA Dodgers are literally Zionist
>>144654360they have runners on 2nd and 3rd with 0 outs
>>144654298Still remember a bunch of you faggots telling me the offense would be good and me laughing my ass off that any of you actually believed that
Jesas KC and Washington are having a real semen slurping session.
>>144654379he thinks the mariners can score here. lol. lmao even
>>144654350because snitker is retarded and Arcia is the "captain" of the infield apparently. even though he doesn't speak fucking english.
>>144654350Shit Merrifield
>>144654366O/U 150 posts by faggot Metkike and Philthy and Doyerspic fans whining about the Atlanta Braves.
>>144654352We've mastered staying alive until the final week and falling short
jays going for 11 under .500
>>144654391>assblows bullpenscoring both of those guys and possible even a 3 run shot
Mickey!
i miss erg
>>144654392Where's his dick?
Just clocking into the M’s game, deciding if I will drink a 2021 Cabernet Franc, or a cheapo Sauvignon. Dinner will be a simple charcuterie.
>>144654379lmao east coastie detected who has never watched Mariners baseball /we/ strike out more than anyone and /we/ constantly pop out with RISP when a 300' fly ball would do the job
>>144654408its funny how we both know our teams suck ass and this is really just a competition to see how gets btfo in the wild card round
>>144654400put one in the books fatty
/mlb/ just aint the same without erg
oh wait nm they already are lol make it 12?Might as well finish the season the way it started. Shit.
>first mishap>entire crowd of sox fans yelling sell the teamloving every laugh
sell the team chants
I need this badly please do not hurt me
>>144654439>gay braveskek
Too early to get cocky, we still got work to do. GG Metsfags, see ya tomorrow.
gg mets. See you tomorrow.
>>144654429careful, you'll trigger the mets retard
enough of the mest, time to watch the white sox>>144654444checked
>>144654400Gg to all barves fans except the eternally mad faggot lmao
>>144654448today the mest were gayer
>>144654381The offense has actually been solid the last month finally. Seattle had some injuries earlier like every team, but the bench was so weak no one could make up for lost production. When Julio and JP were both out for a few weeks the offense was scoring something like 2.7 runs a game
30 mins until the game starts
CAM ON JINTS BEAT THE PISS OUT OF THE SNEKS
mestbros?
>>144654379lol
>>144654330fuuuuuuuuuuck drunk me with the typo. well the joke was he says don't bet on it. because ohtani bet on baseball. it was gonna be funny. e8
Why are my mets allergic to hitting Schwellenbach?
>risp
Man I wish we didn’t have to burn Iggy tonight>5 pitch inningNever mind
I am so excited for tonight's game.
>>144654473Lel
>Why are we afraid of pop ups
>>144654481>0/1 out with RISP>strike out every fucking time.
>>144654379>he doesn't knowJust for the record, though, it was one out when they got to 2nd and 3rd; Garver advanced the two runners from 1st and 2nd on a groundout.
>>144654480if you haven't seen him, he's a legit ace. him, reynaldo lopez, and sale have been cy young teir for atlanta this year. but i think we all feel schwellie might be diff. he has 5 pitches, all very good. his control is insane. he doesn't walk hitters.we set up the rotation for him to pitch THIS game. so that says enough.
>>144654431How's the sewer, Shlomo? Are you gonna rape some extra kids tonight because the Mest lost?
>>144654455>barves win>still seethinggg Barves, see you tomorrow before the storm!
padres@dodgers>>144654516>>144654516>>144654516>>144654516>>144654516>>144654516
>>144654480Everyone has been allergic to him, kids been fucking great since the all star break
>mestfags seethingKEK go to bed, you got to work minimum wage tomorrow so you can pay $2k rent. it's almost the end of the month.
>>144654408Our high leverage guys are usually pretty good. Abreu/Pressly/Hader tend to do the job well, recently Hader imploded but has been generally pretty good.
>>144654431absolutely fuckin M O G G E D
>>144654518>>144654536Kek what a lil fuckin bitch
STANKEES
>>144654515cannot fuckin wait for garver to get released before spring training. holy fuck he's the worst mariners player in our lifetime. chone figgins was better for seattle than garver
>kekyalsjesus
Joe and Jessica!
>>144654555>customizing your 4chan experience
>>144654569>jessicaurghhhhhghgghgggffgg hopefully he doesnt let her talk
>every other team completely falling apart>still blowing ithow bout dem seahawks though
>>144654555Cusb fan here. Why would Braves fans be mad tonight? You lost. They won.
Do not engage
>>144654339>White Sox 1st game was a shutout at home 1-0>the 2nd game the White Sox went up 6-0 by end of the 4th inning the game ended 7-6 in the 10th inning>the 3rd game the White Sox were tied going into the 9th inning at home only to lose 3-2>The White Sox were swept in their Home Opener
>>144654569i bet that's the face she makes before the facial hits
THE O'S ARE FUCKING BACK BABY
ANOTHER BOMB>stankees
whiner diass
>>144654582>mariners sneak into playoffslmao anon you need to remove that one. seattle has made the postseason ONE (1) time in the last 22 seasons.
>>144654513>SELL THE TEAM>SELL THE TEAM>SELL THE TEAM
>>144654584ask the schizo throwing a fit, I couldn't tell you
Stankees I thought you were good?
remember this is the poodres world series at doyers stadium
>filling out a scorecarddo wypipo really?
Sad.
>>144654640haven't since I was a kid but, yes
>>144654582Injuries to the Rams and 49ers may make it a race between them and the fucking Cardinals lol
>>144654640>not documenting baseball for posterityBrown
>>144654569Joe Davis hates the astros about as much as Joe Kelly. Listening to him being forced to announce their games on fox is always a hoot
>>144654638I will remember this for later
Uh-huh Uh-huh, Yeah Check ItOut now like a brown cowThrow to 1st and Then You Go DownOn Me, B. Can't You See, D?Musically, you can't Defeat Me.I'm a Queen B, Braves make ya slaves, ya gonna eat meFrom the First Verse, to tha Last CurseWe only Chokin if we on that Big DDouble Plays ain't gay if it a He-SheYou say Gay Braves, I say HappyBustin all nuts on in ya PappyThrow a shot back and relax GAyo we got this, like hot ShitDrop the slop and we gon cop it.If a Phillie or Mets, get it rightLoosen that ass we plow tonightIf I'm a Gay Brave, yous my sex slaveSuckem and see yall do the hay waveA Series aint nothin but a pay 'grade
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144654640>he doesn’t score all 162 of his teams games from his couch using a full set of colored markersfucking casual
>>144654631You people post GAYVES GAYVES GAYLANTA FAGLANTA GAY BRAVES GAY constantly, then get your panties in a twist when a Braves fan mocks you once. You're gay, aren't you?
>>144654640100%. radio + scorebook + booze is one of the finest ways to enjoy a ballgame
>>144654640keeping score in stadium is SOVL
Go Sneks
>>144654684
>>144654677how now brown cow
>>144654640It helps me enjoy the game more since it better helps me understand what each player has done.
there should be a one run per inning limit, as soon as you score a run the inning is overbeing able to exploit bad pitching to build an insurmountable lead isn't fair
>>144654684Behave yourself
>>144654640you wouldnt get it nephew
>>144654640when I was 16-18, I had a binder where I had a scorecard for every single game for my Reds. I also used to fill out scoresheets for my MLB the show games and write the summation for each like I was a sports writer.
(you)
>>144654720doing that as we speak
>>144654684jesus christ bud lmao, what is b8? you've been spazzing about the mets since game 1 of the phillies series on Friday.
america's pastime
>>144654758see >>144654755
>>144654728very, very accurate
Been having sex with myself since yesterday
>>144654766that is the first baseman's ball, it is never the pitchers
>>144654755>>144654768he said to have it yesterday though you fucking RETARD
>>144654780based edger
i can sense the red sox bullpen throwing this game already
darude ~ sandstorm
>>144654684quit victim blaming chud. the things you say are hurtful
girl here
>>144654745>I also used to fill out scoresheets for my MLB the show gamesI don't have this level of autism at least
I’m having sex right now
>Miggy Ro has won the Roy Campanella award for the doyersgo miggy ro!
>>144654789well shit, I have to go rev up my time machine then
Braves just manifest ace pitches out of the fucking ether man. Two of them are even named Spencer S for fuck's sake.
>>144654806lucky
>>144654791need someone to edge the driveway while we're bullshitting
>>144654766Savanah Banana tier SOVL.
>>144654806>>144654755based braves bros
Used to fill out my sex sheet after I scored with your mom
>nu-yorkers actually think Austin Wells deserves Rookie of the Year over The Milkman
I want Roberts Jr. to be free from the hell that is the white sux
>extra innings tied 0-0so the royals are a playoff team huh
>>144654745>I also used to fill out scoresheets for my MLB the show games and write the summation for each like I was a sports writer.Scoring the games would be autistic enough, but the sports columnist bit just elevates it
A STANTONIAN GOLDEN SOMBRERO
>>144654823kekd
>>144654834kek
>>144654853Having really good defense is their thing.
eke!
>>144654870>>144654802I thought I was amongst friends :(
>>144654798you're good at drawing cum. how much porn do you watch, faggot?
>>144654895You are and friends joke around some times, buddy.
where is nu?
Will Joe Davis be announcing games in October or is he all Fox then
>>144654766is this from tonight? >>144654640You, uh, don't know how to do it, do you?
>>144654831I’m a mets fan, sorry
>>144654915it better have the DS9 pic or I am BOYCOTTING!
>>144654915>>144654916>>144654926nu here!>>144654516>>144654516
>>144654926Better be quick nerd
Bryan Abreu my king
>spammer(s) arrive>thread immediately goes to shit
M's bros I'm not feeling great.
MY RED SOX!!!!!!
*enhances your kino*
>>144654954spam-em!
>>144654931almost got upset but then I did not
jaysbros I'm not feeling great either
>>144654941>aaron judge if he hadnt been adopted by white people
>>144654941AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why do we care so much about how good or bad strangers are at playing sports?
this team might finish 16 games under .500
>>144654978it is okay, you are sacrificing yourself so the red sox may have a slim chance in the playoffs after their nosedive during the rest of this month
Sneks are missing the playoffs, NL East is sending three teams again
>>144655026
I still believe in the Mets.
>>144654720i did
WAGAMAN
Let's go Wagaman
:)
space city assturdroids
Based wagman
>>144655043Why don't we focus more on our own lives instead?
WHITE SOX ARE LOSING. I REPEAT, WHITE SOX ARE DOWN 1-0 IN THE TOP OF THE 7TH.
alright penrod, all we need is 3 outs. surely you can manage that?
>>144655056based, I will never stop
return of the mack
>pay $100 a month for streaming service>don't get dodgers/padres>nothing but divegrassFUCK FUBO
Apologize.
(>^-^<)/ Happy birdbath soon!
>>144655143chimp anderson
>>144655133>buying a clothing brand tv serviceWhat are you doing bro
Royals win for all you scoreboard watchers
>>144655077I focus on my own life 90% of the rest of this hellish existence. I work and do shit for my wife and pick up dogshit, I exercise and do chores, this is the only break I get and I will NOT give it up
>white sox fans cheered when they got scored onlol
Gregory > Juan
>>144655133>pay $0 a month for pirate website>get every single game with home and away feed>for every sport possible>mfw
Twinsissies I don't feel so good
>>144655067cringe
>>144655160i hate casting and i fell for the meme. unfortunately.
>>144655133I don't think any of those legal streaming services have Sportsnet LA
>>144655182we'll get you sooner or later
>>144655182Manfred will hear about this, thief.
>>144655192They sell little baby fishing reels just for special people like you :)
>>144655161don't start shitposting against my team
Alex Bregman is going to the Yankees this offseason, isn't he?
>>144655203Highly unlikely. >>144655212I hope he does. I want him to know.
nu>>144654516>>144654516>>144654516
>>144655133I've had almost every streaming TV service and finally cut the cord a few months ago. Would rather not watch than deal with all the ads and streaming issues
nu >>144655229
>>144655219you joke but i caught my first flounder at 6 using a baby rod (its not reel btw).
getting randy in the booth
>>144655228>>144655238faggots
